It’s what Brett does that’s what’s frustrating I came here for Shane and Mark but of course Bert just talks talks talks. I don’t even listen to two Bears anymore because it’s basically just Tom nodding the whole time.
@@Ken-NRFI-Jr you're so right. There were a few episodes without burt and it was so great. Really enjoyed hearing Tom talk, without the sound of Bert's dying cat fake laugh.
@@fucgoogle4559 yep lol, I haven’t listened to 2 bears in over a year outside short clips that come up on my suggested because Bert has grown insufferable to me
@@RxanDz Yup. If Shane's not feeling it he puts in zero effort. His appearances on Flagrant are painful to watch. He needs a few Bud Lights to get in the zone.
Classic Bert. I love how he goes on a pod with two dudes who are exponentially funnier than he is, so he just overtalks them and bombards us with stories & bits we’ve already heard
that and he's likely hungover as fuck lol. first 30 minutes he's barely participated and is completely unready to respond to questions. hope he turns it around
On Shane’s most recent podcast he says in the friendliest way that he was hungover this whole week & got exhausted with how barstool/the ppl in this house were always filming shit.
He will just say he lies to improve his stories. He claims he does it so the listener has a better time. He doesn’t realize it makes most people immediately start rolling their eyes part way through the story.
I liked the part where Bert declined to get out of bed to help a panicked/sick Joey Diaz. When Joey is the person that helped Bert get through being drugged by Ari. Really great friend move there.
Just got to this part and I’m somehow still shocked by his selfishness after all these years m, feels like everybody talking about how good of a guy he is is just because he showered them with money and expensive gifts/experiences
Three of the absolute greatest stand ups and podcasters. Seeing Mark normand live at the stress factory back before my illness got much worse was one of my favorite moments. He was totally generous and kind with his time. I was more than glad to buy a too small COMEDY! Tshirt since that was the last one he had. Awesome guy. Would be rly cool to see Shane and Bert one day as well. Shane is such a talented standup he truly feels like the heir apparent to Louis. Much love and respect thank you all for the phenomenal cast.
I have tickies to see Shane this Saturday at the Florida theater. Idk who he has with him. I bet Mark is amazing live. I’ve seen Bert twice and Tom twice. I’ll go to Marks show as soon as he comes to Jacksonville or Orlando.
The green M&M thing in the rider isn't so much an urban legend, it's just a common business practice that managers would utilize to make sure the venue was on their Ps and Qs...if they took care of the one minute detail like getting the act a bowl full of M&Ms of all one particular color, you can then trust that they handled everything else that you've requested for the performance. Lots of rock bands had some variation of it...
For those who don't know, Bert was a rich kid growing up. He likes to play it off like his dad was a working-class guy. His dad was a lawyer for the church of scientology. Bert has always had the money to pay his bills.
The Van Halen green m&m rider thing is true. They buried it in the instructions for how to do their sound. That way when they showed up, if they had a martini glass of green m&ms backstage, then they would know the venue got the sound right.
Exactly what I thought. Especially with how much Bert always says he loves Joey for doing that. Not a good look sometimes Bert just talks before thinking.
The reason I heard for the "only green M&Ms" on the artist's rider was that if a venue neglected to provide such a specific request, it could in theory be reasonably assumed they neglected more specific needs from the artist or band like needing their equipment handled or dialed in a certain way etc. etc.
Except it turns out that someone is running around town that day trying to track down your random list of needs and can't actually get their real jobs done .
@@curtisboyce3849retty sure the artist was Van Halen and the reason they had it was because of the reason the original commenter described. Apparently they had started incorporating a new lighting rig that was incredibly heavy and just wanted assurance that the people setting it up at a venue were paying attention to the details of everything. This was right when bands first started making and bringing their own massive lighting and effects rigs for their shows, so it was a pretty new thing for venues to deal with, and if one of those big trusses fell and hit someone right, it could easily kill them. If they ended up getting a bowl of every m&m color they knew that the crew might be half-assing other stuff. At least, that’s what David Lee Roth said about it in an interview.
@@STSGuitar16 exactly that. Big heavy lighting like Metallica’s justice setup, pyro that has to be perfect and predetermined so you don’t step into a 30 foot flame, can’t take any risks. The m&m test is solid
Shane Gillis wasn't feeling this one. Juat watched his latest podcast, and he said he was always hungover and getting tired of being around so many people for so long. I feel his emotions just looking at him haha
Peters Herps!! Also another wonderful episode!! Its never not insane hearing my bleeps and bloops before you three legends launch another segment. Thank you so much for letting me be a part of the team😊 Lastly, Kyle, well done on keeping it all on the rails buddy.
Oh Bert has to be the center of attention and interrupt his friends for an hour and a half? I’ve never seen this show, I can’t wait! He’s reminding more and more of Brenda slob ever time I see him.
Dang. Got super excited for this, but based on the comments about Mark and Shane not getting much mic time, I guess I’ll go find something else to listen to. Lol
Since Bert’s wife is such a harsh critic, you’d think she tell him to shut the f up more often. I don’t even dislike him, but he interrupts people all the time for boring personal stories as if he’s the most important person in every room. I guarantee he wouldn’t be selling out arenas for 5 nights without actual talent like mark and Shane ahead of him
30:13 Bert - "if you get it, then you get it and once you get it, you get it" KFC - "Yeah once it happens, I feel like it just happens" Podcasting gold here folks... Kind of an accurate summation of at least the first half of this ep..
@@JohnnyGingy stop using multiple emojis and makes you look simple. Bert kreischer is a litmus test it weeds out all the NPCs. I'm sure you're a big fan
I know he's the nicest dude ever and all, but Bert is tainting these group pods big time. Youve got arguably the two funniest comedians/podcasters in the world, and he can't help but talk the whole time. Maybe they were hungover and didnt want to talk alot but what are we dern here
He picked it up a little on the back half...hangover started wearing off, lol. The first time he was on flagrant was pretty rough... it was at the end of a podcast run he did and he was just tapped out. He redeemed himself on a later episode tho LOL
Mark tapping his foot in frustration while Bert tells endless stories
I like how Shane falls back hes doesn’t need to be the loudest one
It’s what Brett does that’s what’s frustrating I came here for Shane and Mark but of course Bert just talks talks talks. I don’t even listen to two Bears anymore because it’s basically just Tom nodding the whole time.
Every podcast burp is on consists of people waiting for him to stfu.
@@Ken-NRFI-Jr you're so right. There were a few episodes without burt and it was so great. Really enjoyed hearing Tom talk, without the sound of Bert's dying cat fake laugh.
Don’t get it twisted I still love Brett but he doesn’t need to be the center allllllllll the time
Glad to see bert finally get a word in.
Fucking vile human. Wiggling his toes. Gross.
Lol
Skipped to 7 random parts of this just to see how many times Bert would be talking and sure enough it was every single one 😂
🤣🤣😂😂😂
Damn!
To no one's surprise
@@fucgoogle4559 yep lol, I haven’t listened to 2 bears in over a year outside short clips that come up on my suggested because Bert has grown insufferable to me
Second half is less Bert. And they are visiting his tour so idk what everyone expected.
Woulda been funny if mark and Shane got up in the middle and started their own podcast in the living room
Could’ve used a lot more of Mark and Shane in this pod.
Shane is rough when he’s not into it. But when he is I love him I’m a Patreon member for MSSP so I’m not talking shit
No mark or Shane? Well that’s the reason I clicked. Boo kfc and Bert
@@RxanDz fellow dawg myself✊🏼
You can't have more of anyone with this Bryce Coulters' mouth next to anyone's ear
@@RxanDz Yup. If Shane's not feeling it he puts in zero effort. His appearances on Flagrant are painful to watch. He needs a few Bud Lights to get in the zone.
No way in hell Bert Kreischer is going to allow two insanely superior comedians to get a lot of words in.
wait Berts a comedian?
Shut up you old fuckin loser
@@jaydoubleuem You can definitely tell hes a Kreischer fan with those jokes.
Hahahahahahahaha in bert laugh
Oh shit!
I haven't even listened to the episode but i already know bert is going to talk over everyone and never let anyone finish their stories
U mean never let them finish.
*never
@@shmegma4371 yes changed it now
Classic Bert. I love how he goes on a pod with two dudes who are exponentially funnier than he is, so he just overtalks them and bombards us with stories & bits we’ve already heard
Bert just running old bits the entire time is peak bart
Dude why is he running old bitz so psychotic
Brutal he is running old shit he has said like 100 times… Jesus.
I thought they seemed hack
He is insufferable isn’t he. Can’t wait for the comedians to ditch him after hanging around for his fame/ticket sales
You have 2 of the funniest dudes on the planet on and you spend the entire podcast talking over them. Mindblowing
KFC and Bert talking over each other the whole time is pretty awesome.
Battle of the hacks
@@JT-ym5lf couple hacks doin better than u sweetheart. Happy valentine's day
The two worst talkovers of all time. Shane said two words because of it and I’m ticked
i havnt watched yet but figured bert would be yapping.
@@Blackkeys12Shane said on his pod he was hung over and dreading doing more recordings or shows at that point
Hell yea, a chance for Bert to step all over two hilarious dudes
Going to be tough for Shane to get in over Bert
Well you were right
That was my first thought too! Ugh
that and he's likely hungover as fuck lol. first 30 minutes he's barely participated and is completely unready to respond to questions. hope he turns it around
@@lukegalbreath7643cause he's why we're all here
Saw Bert live and it was not good. Seems like a nice guy but smh
Shane and Mark are the future of comedy. I’m pumped to see where they go
Shane and Kevin
Update: Shane is now sponsored by Bud Lite and is gonna host SNL
@@setco6536 called it almost a year ago and even called it back when his CZcams special dropped. The Bull is here to stay 💪🏼
I see Shane Gillis, I click.
Dude I love how all of the barstool sports guys stories are just them admitting to being raging selfish assholes 😂😂😂
Dude brought up the Michigan guy story for no reason and it went nowhere.
Adderall
They're fake af literally only watched for Shaner
@@ricksanchez5696 whatchu saying about Mark Normand cuz?
@@RabidNewts you gonna cry in the car ...
You can pause this video at any point and Bert's talking
Thanks. Now I refuse to actually watch.I read comments first and I see this alot.
You can fast forward too and he saying the same 💩
It is sincerely fucking embarrassing for Bert. I see nothing but negative comments. He's toast.
Bart's superpower is being able to be full energy hungover.
He definitely had some breakfast vodka before this
No thats just being a true alcoholic as the medical condition defines
I think his superpower is getting rich as a comedian when he’s not funny at all
His super power is talking about himself
On Shane’s most recent podcast he says in the friendliest way that he was hungover this whole week & got exhausted with how barstool/the ppl in this house were always filming shit.
Yep. It’s probably nice to hang back and let Bert do the heavy lifting, then snipe in with a comment here and there.
The young bull is cookin and in full crab swirl
How has nobody ever called Bert out for his straight up lies man this is crazy
People have. He gets really pissy and defensive and then never talks to them again.
It’s disturbing the amount of lies he’s telling on these podcasts.
He will just say he lies to improve his stories. He claims he does it so the listener has a better time. He doesn’t realize it makes most people immediately start rolling their eyes part way through the story.
@@chadchadchadchadchad who did that?
The Slash thing is ridiculous
Love Mark and Shane
Great show friends
Could do without Brent
@@JT-ym5lf agreed. Bert sux
Only reason I'm here, I hear Feits is cool though
Too bad we didn’t get to hear them speak thanks to Bert.
It was great that KFC and Feitelberg were able to be on KFC Radio with Bert.
When i only wanted to hear the other 2
My excited face turned to disappointment 5 minutes in
It's obvious why bert is not part of protect our parks
I liked the part when Bert kept talking. I wish he did the high pitch laugh thing more. He’s so funny guys
Lol idk how he got so popular
I thought I was the only one who thought he was a hack and how he is as popular as he is.His stand up is trash. The laugh seems so faked
I don't even think it's a bit or character choice. He is so full of himself. No pun intended.
Y’all some haters
He’s such a terrible comic that he can sell out in multiple different countries… lol y’all are just here to bitch.
KFC is like a little brother trying to act cool in front of his older brothers friends
I liked the part where Bert declined to get out of bed to help a panicked/sick Joey Diaz. When Joey is the person that helped Bert get through being drugged by Ari. Really great friend move there.
Bert's an actual trash human being, plus his stand up sucks. I've never understood the appeal.
I mean fuck bert anyway
Not surprised at all
Just got to this part and I’m somehow still shocked by his selfishness after all these years m, feels like everybody talking about how good of a guy he is is just because he showered them with money and expensive gifts/experiences
Time code for this?
After one of Bert’s story’s everyone was just completely silent and then changed subject. That for me was the most enjoyable part of this podcast
Three of the absolute greatest stand ups and podcasters. Seeing Mark normand live at the stress factory back before my illness got much worse was one of my favorite moments. He was totally generous and kind with his time. I was more than glad to buy a too small COMEDY! Tshirt since that was the last one he had. Awesome guy. Would be rly cool to see Shane and Bert one day as well. Shane is such a talented standup he truly feels like the heir apparent to Louis.
Much love and respect thank you all for the phenomenal cast.
Shane and mark were on this pod? Couldn’t hear over Bert’s mouth diarrhea
Bert’s a businessman not a standup. Don’t put great and him in same sentence.
Well said big dawg
Kinda bringing down the mood bro
I have tickies to see Shane this Saturday at the Florida theater. Idk who he has with him. I bet Mark is amazing live. I’ve seen Bert twice and Tom twice. I’ll go to Marks show as soon as he comes to Jacksonville or Orlando.
You can hear Shane laughing through his nose whenever Bert rambles on
The green M&M thing in the rider isn't so much an urban legend, it's just a common business practice that managers would utilize to make sure the venue was on their Ps and Qs...if they took care of the one minute detail like getting the act a bowl full of M&Ms of all one particular color, you can then trust that they handled everything else that you've requested for the performance. Lots of rock bands had some variation of it...
For those who don't know, Bert was a rich kid growing up. He likes to play it off like his dad was a working-class guy. His dad was a lawyer for the church of scientology. Bert has always had the money to pay his bills.
wooooahh 😮
4 funny dudes and Burt.
You think the barstool guys are funny? Lol
@@wheaty39they’re funnier than Bert if that’s saying anything
The Van Halen green m&m rider thing is true. They buried it in the instructions for how to do their sound. That way when they showed up, if they had a martini glass of green m&ms backstage, then they would know the venue got the sound right.
Bert ruined this
Like everything he touches
I see Shane, I click.
Shane bringing that melancholy energy to the pod
Did he speak?
@@markpretorius24 that's why he said melancholy
AUTOMATIC
Hard for him to speak when Bert won’t shut the fuck up.
Bert has that effect on folks
I always see the guest KFC gets and think “this is going to be good” and then quickly realize with KFC hosting nothing is good because he doesn’t stfu
Even when he has no voice
Finding someone who out-interrupts Bert, with %10 the comedic success rate of Bert, is truly astounding.
This is excruciating to listen to.
@@rileyhughes5613 not only does he not shut up but he lies/makes up shit to make himself sound important.
You guys are fucking losers. Stop watching his podcast then
@@rileyhughes5613 why is the percent before the ten? This ain’t money dawg
Hell yeah Shane is the best! I'm sure Bert will talk non stop though
Hell yeah mark normand keep on climbing trees bud.
"Joey's not feeling good"
Bert: "Wrong curtain"
Yet Joey didn't hesitate to run over to Bert's house to calm him down when he was on mdma.
Exactly what I thought. Especially with how much Bert always says he loves Joey for doing that. Not a good look sometimes Bert just talks before thinking.
I forgot about this your 100% right this guys a scum bag
Most under rated comment
Who needs to be calmed down on mdma, you feel awesome
@@nathanneiding9501 hahahahahaah where's ari ?!
The reason I heard for the "only green M&Ms" on the artist's rider was that if a venue neglected to provide such a specific request, it could in theory be reasonably assumed they neglected more specific needs from the artist or band like needing their equipment handled or dialed in a certain way etc. etc.
you obviously have never hung out with musicians
Except it turns out that someone is running around town that day trying to track down your random list of needs and can't actually get their real jobs done .
@@curtisboyce3849retty sure the artist was Van Halen and the reason they had it was because of the reason the original commenter described. Apparently they had started incorporating a new lighting rig that was incredibly heavy and just wanted assurance that the people setting it up at a venue were paying attention to the details of everything. This was right when bands first started making and bringing their own massive lighting and effects rigs for their shows, so it was a pretty new thing for venues to deal with, and if one of those big trusses fell and hit someone right, it could easily kill them. If they ended up getting a bowl of every m&m color they knew that the crew might be half-assing other stuff. At least, that’s what David Lee Roth said about it in an interview.
@@STSGuitar16 exactly that. Big heavy lighting like Metallica’s justice setup, pyro that has to be perfect and predetermined so you don’t step into a 30 foot flame, can’t take any risks. The m&m test is solid
@@portlandsamber nope, it's a quick way to ensure shit gets done properly. And they'd just get catering to provide them if they're smart.
The real liver kings
The way Bert talks in circles and interrupts is peak Alcohol Brain. He may be able to handle booze buts its forsure getting to his cognitive function
That's his personality bro, not the alcohol. Dr. Drew said so
Bert thinks hes got two cubs runnin with him, but they are fully grown and can hunt there own meat.
Ah man i came for mark and Shane and got Bert lol
Fiets Normand is the one that told you that not a coworker 😂😂😂
This hurt's my brain lol
Shane Gillis wasn't feeling this one. Juat watched his latest podcast, and he said he was always hungover and getting tired of being around so many people for so long. I feel his emotions just looking at him haha
This is nice because I can pretend im listening to someone other than KFC
Me too just a jre without Rogan
@@jacobuska the Jordan Peterson episode
Voice might be different but he still doesn’t stop talking
If I heard some females insult shane like that it's on sight. Dawgs for life
Oh cool. Another episode of "Burnt talks while guests listen"
To another fake story
Mark Normand voice is what I imagined Marc Maron would sound like
Have you not heard Mark before? I don't get it
First time I saw Shane smile was when bert mentioned his cousin Andrew who Shane said he wished was here lmao
BRO. RIGHT OUT THE GATE,
TALKING LIKE HE'S KING. LOL LOL LOL😂
Young Bull sounds pretty banged up
Can I get time stamps for whenever Bert isn’t talking? If that’s possible? 20 minutes in and I’m exhausted from Bert and homie on the left
Here after listening to the new MSSP and knowing how pissed Shane was that the barstool crew was there 🤣
Peters Herps!! Also another wonderful episode!! Its never not insane hearing my bleeps and bloops before you three legends launch another segment. Thank you so much for letting me be a part of the team😊 Lastly, Kyle, well done on keeping it all on the rails buddy.
30 minutes in. Shane has had 3 sentences
Yikes
He’s hungover…
wish there was a matt and shane secret podcast and we might be drunk mashup
I'm only 9 minutes in to the video and I feel like Bert has been talking the whole time.
Damn! Bert went after Burr a little at 12:45. Mark Normand in the background giving the drop it signal.
wow! Some really funny guys...... and Bret Kreisler.
Oh Bert has to be the center of attention and interrupt his friends for an hour and a half? I’ve never seen this show, I can’t wait! He’s reminding more and more of Brenda slob ever time I see him.
I see two comedians…love Mark and Shane!
It's alllll about Bert lol
Dude anytime Bert is on a podcast I’m reluctant to watch or listen to it but Shane and Mark make it worth it.
When Shane finally gets that hair of the dog at about 58:00 he wakes up
3 people trying to talk over two of the best comedians in the world for an hour. Nice.
Dang. Got super excited for this, but based on the comments about Mark and Shane not getting much mic time, I guess I’ll go find something else to listen to. Lol
SAME
Worth the listen… Shane and Mark hung back, but got great comments in at Burnt’s pauses.
Lol yeah I tapped out early this has real lunch with your boss vibes
Since Bert’s wife is such a harsh critic, you’d think she tell him to shut the f up more often. I don’t even dislike him, but he interrupts people all the time for boring personal stories as if he’s the most important person in every room. I guarantee he wouldn’t be selling out arenas for 5 nights without actual talent like mark and Shane ahead of him
Well said
Bert is a legend in his own mind
Can someone make a Bert-free cut of this? I'd watch that
The 5 minute cut haha
Lol imagine Big Jay being asked to wait in the car while they film this
Click bait.....came for Shane......all I got was Bert.....
Every comment talking about Bert is an absolute banger 😂😂
Shane is pouting over the eagles blowing it
This podcast was recorded Friday before the game
Shane is so hung over 😂.….” I’m not participating”
Didn't think ANYONE could interrupt and talk over people more than Burt but gawd damn KFC did it! Insufferable.
Love everything you guys are doing..... thanks for the laughs
This is a fall of Bert Kreischer gold mine for some CZcams video essay maker.
Bert has to be the only guest lol
Bart knowing his fans are all stupid is kind of genius.
That's not genius. His people definitely did market research and found that majority have not finished highschool level education
@@yehheapsmadaybut when someone says "yeah I love comedy, Bert Kreisher is my favorite." I then know I need to keep my words small and simple.
30:13 Bert - "if you get it, then you get it and once you get it, you get it"
KFC - "Yeah once it happens, I feel like it just happens"
Podcasting gold here folks... Kind of an accurate summation of at least the first half of this ep..
Braggin’ Bert. Got to be tough to be around.
If Bert shaved his beard, his face and torso would look identical, especially when he goes "Oooh ooooh! Did I ever tell you about the time..."
Woah this is gonna be great hearing Bart talk and make up lies for an hour and a half
I like to think that the reason they put Bert’s d1 tennis serve storie upfront was them outright telling us without telling us this is a lie.
Yeah my favorite is when he interrupts someone who is in the middle of saying something interesting just to jerk himself off
Woqh a comedian lies to make ppl laugh crazyyyyyy
@@JohnnyGingy stop using multiple emojis and makes you look simple. Bert kreischer is a litmus test it weeds out all the NPCs. I'm sure you're a big fan
@@riche1673 he makes people laugh?
“Brewster Millions this “ hit hard low key
Come to Seattle fellas!! Thank you for the laughs - Let’s go frisbee golf
Welcome to the Bert tells lies and brags show
I know he's the nicest dude ever and all, but Bert is tainting these group pods big time. Youve got arguably the two funniest comedians/podcasters in the world, and he can't help but talk the whole time. Maybe they were hungover and didnt want to talk alot but what are we dern here
They're visiting him on his tour! Lol. Mark and Shane are his openers, in this case he is the big cheese.
lol whoever was running the cameras was down bad this day
Bert talking about where he seats people so nobody gets “ignored” like he’s the reason anyone is watching this.
well done guys best podcast on barstool
I'm not too terribly far in, but this is the least I've heard shane talk on a podcast ever. I hope he's doing alright
Clearly hungover AF
you never go full retard man
The rogan shroom episode was the most quiet i think. That was a mistake lol
@@fortyfirstmillennial9862 bingo. If you watch enough podcasts with Bert you’ll figure this dynamic out and Shane always just takes the back seat
He picked it up a little on the back half...hangover started wearing off, lol. The first time he was on flagrant was pretty rough... it was at the end of a podcast run he did and he was just tapped out. He redeemed himself on a later episode tho LOL
My guy shane looks a lil hungover. 👀
It's funny seeing the camera pan to someone else but then burt starts talking again so it goes right back lol
Shane must be seeing God. He's so silent
Or extremely hungover
That’s just how he is around Bert on shows. Bert always overpowers the conversations
Nah he’s brutally hungover
"Thi s is my fucking show"
Then pretends to be a laid back, easy party guy.
@@traviscoates6878 aka seeing god
Bert is the most self choreographed person on this earth. “R u you rolling rn? Perfect.” We love you bert