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Komentáře • 409

  • @theTwilightSystem
    @theTwilightSystem Před 4 měsíci +416

    I mean, I'm under 5'7" and I date men. But I think that's because I'm gay, not because I'm short.

    • @lynroberts6362
      @lynroberts6362 Před 4 měsíci +48

      HOW DARE YOU BE MISOGYNISTIC?!/j

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality Před 4 měsíci

      Dating men as a man does sound kinda gay, can't lie.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 Před 4 měsíci +17

      Touché

    • @Shimminy
      @Shimminy Před 3 měsíci +7

      I’m going 5”7’ but I got so used to men that now I’m bi 😞

    • @user-vd5uq4uc9b
      @user-vd5uq4uc9b Před 3 měsíci +5

      I remain unconvinced! Your wit has no effect on me!

  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi Před 4 měsíci +433

    They listened to her and left them alone? The *_AUDACITY!_*

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 Před 4 měsíci +7

      AVGN: More like aud-ASS-ity!

    • @matthewelliott7294
      @matthewelliott7294 Před 4 měsíci

      🤦‍♂️

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality Před 4 měsíci +9

      What??? You respected someone's boundaries and wishes??????

    • @cinnamoone3553
      @cinnamoone3553 Před 4 měsíci +7

      i know, a real shocker! it's like men know how to be respectful or something!

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 Před 3 měsíci

      "How dare you use my own spells against me!" Lol

  • @Andrew-ih2gz
    @Andrew-ih2gz Před 4 měsíci +98

    "I'm an interesting person. My therapist says so. apparently I would make a great case study! That makes me important."

  • @CallsignReaper_
    @CallsignReaper_ Před 4 měsíci +112

    “You are gaslighting me, avoiding questions and not being direct”
    *Proceeds to answer literally no questions op has asked*

  • @kodered59
    @kodered59 Před 4 měsíci +40

    I really want to see how chaotic a group of nicegirls and niceguys would be if they all were interacting with each other. I would bet it would be complete and utter chaos.

  • @dragonsteamworks6675
    @dragonsteamworks6675 Před 4 měsíci +244

    Ladies, men. If you think that "love" is shown by drama, by being beaten by your spouse, get help. Seriously. Get help. That is insanely unhealthy. That. Is. Not. Love.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 Před 4 měsíci +14

      My wife's been in jail for the past 6 months, third time arrested in the span of a year, she's not mentally well n I dunno exactly whats wrong or how to start getting it fixed, out of my hands at this point n just hope somehow the fact she failed court competency will bring some results as they attempt to restore her competency, cus at this point from what I've heard from her family elsewhere she called, she's hallucinating on a hair trigger thinking her brother all the way on the other side of the country is somehow there at the jail for some inexplicable reason, some time before she'd told me she saw me riding away on a 4 wheeler with some girl, I video called her as I was walking home from work while carting gardening supplies in a stroller, I'm like "how tf do you think I could be in two places at once?" But then it's like she simply falls back to some other mind frame only to bring it up again later, disregarding the fact.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 Před 4 měsíci +9

      Ugh just fkin tired, gotta go back to work tomorrow, been trying to care for our 3 kids, been doing a fairly good job but.... f%%k.

    • @moonstruckmidnight
      @moonstruckmidnight Před 4 měsíci +8

      Yikes. I know it doesn't mean a whole lot from some stranger on the internet but I hope things get better for you mean. That's gotta be rough, trying to handle all that and take care of a family at the same time. Props to you for managing thus far.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@moonstruckmidnight thx, got my gardening on, seed starting n that's helping keep me focused. Nothing worse than not having anything to do n being too depressed to want to do anything.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy Před 3 měsíci

      @@ShaggyTheClown17 "got my gardening on" is a super solid line

  • @DanaBArtz
    @DanaBArtz Před 4 měsíci +63

    I will never understand why people think being an a-hole online is quirky and then get mad that they can't make any friends. 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @KageDarkAngel
    @KageDarkAngel Před 4 měsíci +102

    @10:48
    If she is a princess then damn! I wouldn't mind Toad telling me she is in another castle because she ain't worth the time.

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya Před 4 měsíci +31

      I'd go full French revolutionary.
      Oh. A princess? I have just the right tool for that problem!

    • @Delta-ef5uo
      @Delta-ef5uo Před 4 měsíci

      Fortunately her size preference would mean she isn't interested in dating humans ( ' is feet '' is inches).

    • @pinkninjamusic9898
      @pinkninjamusic9898 Před 21 dnem +1

      Those are both great!
      I'd probably take the historical route as well. Princesses were married off to men like twice their age for political gain, right? So, that's what the lady in the post wants? Lmao.

  • @nineblackgoats
    @nineblackgoats Před 4 měsíci +32

    Fun fact, the spell involving two candles and twine is a cord-cutting spell, the goal of which is to cut them completely out of your life and release any emotional attachment to them. Good luck trying to bring someone back with that one.

    • @PunsandQuips
      @PunsandQuips Před 2 měsíci +6

      To be fair its better for the dude that she did the spell, maybe she'll finally stop texting him

    • @nineblackgoats
      @nineblackgoats Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@PunsandQuips For his sake, I hope it worked.

  • @Nobody_Fn_Important
    @Nobody_Fn_Important Před 4 měsíci +44

    people that want to be treated as "princesses" need to read up on history, could kidnap her for land, or money, or to maintain peace between our two countries.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 Před 4 měsíci +15

      "My girl wanted me to treat her like a princess, so I married her to a hapsbug duke to strengthen my alliance with France"

    • @Nobody_Fn_Important
      @Nobody_Fn_Important Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@matheussanthiago9685 sounds reasonable.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality Před 3 měsíci +8

      While political marriages did happen on occasion it's more common for princesses or nobles to marry in their own region/country. Political marriages weren't that common they just get the attention like most rare things do.

    • @theparijat1000
      @theparijat1000 Před 3 měsíci +7

      And that hapsbug dude also kind of have to be a nobleman with a great swath of land and political hold. I don't think they will be all that worse off in the end. Princesses in that time were not all kidnapped or ransomed or had drastically bad married life, for the time period. Arranged marriages were normal for them, it was also kind of something they expected to happen. I dont think the present day gold diggers and such would be too opposed to be married to a nobleman or equal tbh. It was a much easier life, than say, a villagewoman born to a family of freemen, free to marry around. Both might have their perks, but given the choice most commoners would have probably chosen to be a princess than vice versa.

    • @pinkninjamusic9898
      @pinkninjamusic9898 Před 21 dnem +3

      YES! I was thinking the same thing! Is this "Princess" enough for her? Lmao!

  • @Thunderbender18830
    @Thunderbender18830 Před 4 měsíci +24

    It’s funny how most of these nice girls are just bashing other women. Nice girls and Nice guys should bond over their hatred of women.

  • @yakkothegoat2326
    @yakkothegoat2326 Před 4 měsíci +17

    80% the guys dodged not just a bullet but a tactical nuke

    • @KanjiG3
      @KanjiG3 Před 23 hodinami

      Or atomic bombs

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky Před 4 měsíci +211

    "if a guy doesn't beat u than he doesn't love you"
    .... ... ... oh my God... What is wrong with some people out there... ain't no way anyone would purposefully go out of their way to create drama... Can't wait for her to be single in her early 40s and realize what a mistake she thought that way and likely lost this good dude with her stupidity.

    • @BunnyDoesArtThings
      @BunnyDoesArtThings Před 4 měsíci +13

      Agreed. He seems like the perfect man. I mean idrc if a man spoils me ahha but never cheats? Always loving, he'll apologizes when hes wrong or maybe hes not wrong but he doesnt want more fighting! I mean I already have my perfect man tbh but theres not many guys like mine or hers, and shes trying to throw hers away. Lawd.

    • @ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654
      @ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654 Před 4 měsíci +4

      But can their man beat Goku tho?

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality Před 4 měsíci +25

      A lot of that mentality is from how someone was raised unfortunately. When you're raised abusively you can come to see it as normal.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Sadly I have SOME experience with this.... O_o
      And yea, nah. If someone tries to get me to fight them simply for the sake that I'm right and I'm strong in my convictions despite being falsely accused.... fighting isn't going to make me any more or less right and would only prove that I can't handle someone not believing me, as if hurting someone is going to make them believe you....?
      Smh, yeah its part of a mental illness straight forward

  • @sassymusic77
    @sassymusic77 Před 4 měsíci +16

    I never did understand not liking shorter men - dated everything from 5'2, to 6'5, and frankly, once you're horizontal, it doesn't make much difference. Personality is far more important!
    And I really love that it's always the girls who could be stand ins for Keebler Elves that are doing the most whining about a guy's height 😂

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 Před 3 měsíci +9

      It's partially because of gender norms and social status stuff in my opinion. Like, there are women who are attracted towards a dude's height as a status symbol similar to how dudes will sometimes be attracted to a conventionally attractive woman as a status symbol. This isn't always the case, but it does happen and some don't even realize they're not physically attracted to such attributes and are instead only attracted to the social status it brings. This is mainly an issue for people who are overly focused on social status since they think how their partner looks and what their partner does/has all reflect on themselves, and so they focus on traits of partners that give themselves a good self-image. While partners do to an extent reflect their significant other, ultimately how society views your partner shouldn't be as important as how your partner personally makes you feel. There's also gendered insecurity on both sides regarding height where the trait is unfortunately associated with masculinity and feminity, and so you'll have shorter men and taller women often feeling like they're not masculine or feminine enough and think that nobody will want them. I empathize for these people in these down times since I can only imagine their struggle. I truly do hope that those people will eventually find someone someday soon.

    • @manjugoswami2233
      @manjugoswami2233 Před měsícem +4

      ​​@@anonymouscommentor411 how did we reach this point in human history where height, a thing which we can't control, is considered a status symbol? Napoleon was 5'6 yet that guy earned the title 'Nightmare Of Europe'. Now a title like that is what I'd consider a status symbol but height? Hell no that's just downright idiotic as *FUCK.*

  • @errantwinds-up8uu
    @errantwinds-up8uu Před 4 měsíci +123

    It really boggles my mind how some people (of both sexes) don't realise that people tend to want to date others with similar interests. Attraction level definitely is a big factor, but most people don't want a relationship with someone if they have nothing in common.

    • @Sexybustyoilyblacktallmuscular
      @Sexybustyoilyblacktallmuscular Před 4 měsíci

      For real, I thought it was just me who thought like this. This is exactly why many “beautiful” people are married with “ugly” people and people act like thats not how it works.

    • @ChillyUltraKill
      @ChillyUltraKill Před 2 měsíci +3

      Does this mean that someone would like me more if they also liked terraria mods, ultrakill and having ADHD?

    • @fibriantira
      @fibriantira Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@ChillyUltraKillprobably yeah? Maybe not terraria as that’s very specific, maybe liking the same genre of games as you? Two people having ADHD could be probable, they relate to each other’s problems so they can help each other 👍

  • @user-vd5uq4uc9b
    @user-vd5uq4uc9b Před 4 měsíci +37

    Well done on the insight and restraint on the one girls post you saw trauma in. Its easy to be cruel to text from a distance and equally hard to choose compassion.

    • @drewtheunspoken3988
      @drewtheunspoken3988 Před měsícem +2

      I dated a girl similar to that a long time ago. She would constantly create drama to get a rise out of me. When that didn't work, she cheated on me. I knew she had trauma in her past, but I didn't understand the connection. I was very young and naive.

  • @Finzombie
    @Finzombie Před 4 měsíci +48

    11:18: also notice the single apostrophe here delineating the 8.5 not as inches, but as FEET

    • @lucienmoolman8017
      @lucienmoolman8017 Před 4 měsíci

      She likes to get freaky with squidward...

    • @cloud_congestus
      @cloud_congestus Před 4 měsíci +16

      Keep in mind that, the tallest person in recorded history (Robert Wadlow) was 8 foot 11 at his tallest.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality Před 4 měsíci +22

      8 feet is a lot when most people only have 2.

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya Před 4 měsíci +11

      ​@@AIHumanEquality my metric ass thinking the same.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 Před 4 měsíci +9

      ​@@cloud_congestusshe only dates ppl with that One Piece body

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 Před 4 měsíci +22

    _"You can't go looking for love, you will not find it, love has to find you."_

  • @SwampVVitch
    @SwampVVitch Před 4 měsíci +8

    Mfs out here too dumb to know the difference between a poem and a spell. Must really freak out whenever he picks up entire books of poetry. HELP! THIS IS A BOOK OF SHADOWS!!

  • @heddja
    @heddja Před 4 měsíci +13

    ugh all these people sound insufferable and immature, makes me cringe so hard

    • @manjugoswami2233
      @manjugoswami2233 Před měsícem +2

      The worst part is there are people like this in the real world too. A portion of the people in the vid could just be posting that shit for satire or ragebait but these "people" (if I can even call them that) will genuinely act like this towards other people, which makes it an infinite times more difficult to trust people these days.

  • @NutEmperor
    @NutEmperor Před 4 měsíci +30

    OMG IM QUIRKY 😍😍😘😘
    * proceeds to do the most inhumane thing imaginable *

  • @LoudSunshine
    @LoudSunshine Před 3 měsíci +35

    As an autistic guy that experiences high levels of anxiety on a daily basis, girls like that genuinely scares me

  • @AIHumanEquality
    @AIHumanEquality Před 4 měsíci +135

    I wouldn't want to associate myself with someone who only cares about looks regardless of their gender.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 Před 4 měsíci +1

      well how tf would u even know that? lol

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality Před 4 měsíci +12

      @@ShaggyTheClown17 Well you see we humans have this thing we use to communicate called language...

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@AIHumanEquality yea but there's also another thing called "lying," which tends to be the most common problem people run into :/

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality Před 4 měsíci +10

      @@ShaggyTheClown17 Lying isn't as easy as people think it is and I'm a pretty observational person.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@AIHumanEquality That's good but apparently it's like the MAIN problem people run into, unless thats just a copout for something else but meh. Gnight

  • @ShaggyTheClown17
    @ShaggyTheClown17 Před 4 měsíci +11

    "I'm not into one night stands or hookups..... also you have to be 8.5" long and don't ask how I'll find out....."
    wuuuuuut?

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 Před 3 měsíci +3

      She makes it sound like she'll secretly find out without your knowledge or consent ngl. Huge creep vibes tbh

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 Před 3 měsíci

      Well since the only way is to get the guy excited n then have him expose that part, she gonna whip out the Tae measure and check right before?.... That would be grounds to just let it be a one night stand, and surely she wouldn't just skip straight to that... cus obvious lmao, which means a guy could lie about it and she wouldn't know until however long, which would mean bothe of them would be wasting their time.
      And if this woman isn't actively seeing multiple men which present more problems, her odds aren't very good so either she's dumb or she's just carrying on the odd liston standards, even if a dude were 8+ inches I doubt the dude would enjoy the aspect of being measured just to make sure, lmao.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 Před 3 měsíci

      Just sounds more like a crappy way to excuse the fact she does have one night stands.

  • @matheussanthiago9685
    @matheussanthiago9685 Před 4 měsíci +7

    I've literally never interacted with a girl like this before
    And I'm getting pissed
    I'm experiencing second-hand outrage

    • @drewtheunspoken3988
      @drewtheunspoken3988 Před měsícem +1

      You're very lucky. Dating these kinds of girls can wreck your self-esteem and confidence. If you're very young, it can also warp your sense of what a relationship is supposed to be like.

  • @jacksonfunke8230
    @jacksonfunke8230 Před 4 měsíci +27

    ad hominem attacks are usually not good, but an ad hominem attack about looks when the person's argument is that they are too pretty for ugly girls isn't an ad hominem attack because it's related to the argument. 1:15

    • @DogMechanic
      @DogMechanic Před 4 měsíci +9

      Right, ad hom is "you're wrong because you're ugly", not "you're ugly". As long as "you're ugly" [or "you're stupid" or whatever] isn't your argument for *why* a person is wrong/incorrect, it's not ad hom. It's just a regular insult.

  • @CyberweaverVT
    @CyberweaverVT Před 4 měsíci +8

    I honestly don’t see a problem with the “5 bachelors” post
    She respected his decision and moved on

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky Před 4 měsíci +35

    OF "models" are "trophies" now??? Ew. Hahaha

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Not even gonna count those as participation trophies.
      Do they make reject trophies?

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@Puddingskin01 Think that's called being blacklisted.

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I was gonna make some joke, but I realised it would be overly mean spirited towards OF models which I don't actually have an issue with. I will say instead that people aren't trophies and nobody should be viewed that way.

    • @manjugoswami2233
      @manjugoswami2233 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@anonymouscommentor411 yeah they're just tryna survive in this world too. I can respect them for that. Except the ones that act like the women in the video, I'd make the most devious and offensive jokes about them.

  • @matthewhalo1799
    @matthewhalo1799 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Okay well about the apple tree analogy
    What if I’m heavy enough that I break a branch with good apples on it? Does that make me the perfect man who has people swarming me? Or does that mean my áşş is just fat?

  • @user-dv1xe4yw4z
    @user-dv1xe4yw4z Před 4 měsíci +10

    18:13 It sounded so wholesome till the end.

    • @lynroberts6362
      @lynroberts6362 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Yeah, I was genuinely smiling and thinking, 'what could go wrong?' 🥲 like girl, if you don't want him, I do!

    • @GentaroYumeno
      @GentaroYumeno Před měsícem +1

      For real bro-

  • @devanduraipragash6106
    @devanduraipragash6106 Před 4 měsíci +6

    16:14, i feel so bad for this dude, he gave her all his love, when she eventually leaves him he's just gonna lose all of that love and become heartless ,he wont even be capable of loving and trusting someone again.

    • @rosin632
      @rosin632 Před 2 měsíci +4

      that HAS to be bait no? there's no way it si not

    • @KanjiG3
      @KanjiG3 Před 23 hodinami

      ​@@rosin632Some girls would have the same mindset as Devandu just said.

  • @arkogonsohi9756
    @arkogonsohi9756 Před 4 měsíci +4

    I love how most of these posts have things that are fair standards to have, but the way they were communicated was executed extremely poorly 😂

  • @MochiFowl_4412
    @MochiFowl_4412 Před 4 měsíci +10

    The confidence is stored in the nose

  • @drewtheunspoken3988
    @drewtheunspoken3988 Před měsícem +2

    I quit dating years ago because I have a bad pattern, which means I needed help.
    I dated one girl who wanted me to move in with her (and her kids) after six weeks of dating. She was a mass of red flags. For example, she flushed 10 goldfish because she was "bored of them." When I told her, as gently as I possibly could, that I didn't think me moving in would be a good idea she spent the next 24 hours filling up my DMs with insults.
    Another girl I dated (for far too long) once told me she wanted me to be more like a man. "Someone who doesn't put up with her BS and will put her in her place when she's getting out of hand." All I could think was, you don't want a boyfriend, you want a dad.
    So, yeah, I've dated others who had similar issues. That's why I haven't dated in years. There's a lot of good ones out there, I just don't trust myself to find them.

  • @rennocsrednalf1763
    @rennocsrednalf1763 Před 4 měsíci +29

    11:14 The "princess... soooo you're saying you want your father to sell you off to a random man you don't know for political gain??? cause, that's exactly what princesses are treated like... the king and queen would just give their princess to another's prince in order to secure peace with that other kingdom... and you're saying you want that for yourself???

  • @cloud_congestus
    @cloud_congestus Před 4 měsíci +5

    forget red flags, i'd rate this entire video a red giant star

  • @aussiedragonz
    @aussiedragonz Před 4 měsíci +3

    these women are an embarrassment to the rest of us. good god... they make it easy to figure out who to avoid though.

  • @grizzlybear352
    @grizzlybear352 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I anticipate the day one rejects a girl with "That's a Whole lotta Words, too bad I'm not readin' em"

  • @kalliaden6046
    @kalliaden6046 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Dude I accidentally caught this 21 seconds after it was posted

  • @Navonex
    @Navonex Před 4 měsíci +5

    $1,500 - $2013.67 + Insurance for the parts to make your own gaming pc.
    Play all games you want and avoid this crap.
    I know all women aren't like this, but holy hell r/niceguys /nicegirls are the reason dating is so hard.

  • @PorcelainJester
    @PorcelainJester Před 4 měsíci +3

    21:04 I'm a witch, and eve I wouldn't do allat.

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions Před 4 měsíci +14

    Damien is DA BOSS

    • @windowschips
      @windowschips Před 4 měsíci +1

      you are the first comment congrats

  • @Edvin..
    @Edvin.. Před 4 měsíci +6

    I love emkay dark mode

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 Před 4 měsíci +2

    4:03 I actually had a guy try to do the same thing. He later sent an apology to everyone because everyone was offended and said no.

  • @galacticknight55544
    @galacticknight55544 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I hear so much about nice guys that I didn't know r/nicegirls was a thing until just a few weeks ago.

  • @Shy-carpet
    @Shy-carpet Před 4 měsíci +9

    9:02 that is the text I fear when I don’t text people back asap

    • @jenkathefridge3933
      @jenkathefridge3933 Před 3 měsíci

      Text as soon as possible but I don't like getting ghosted

  • @A_Randomguy_
    @A_Randomguy_ Před 15 dny +1

    whenever i feel dumb i watch these videos or the niceguys ones both make me feel better

  • @danielfolkard-fm2ss
    @danielfolkard-fm2ss Před 3 měsíci +1

    10:49 of you expect to be treated as a princess, then expect to be sold to my rivals as a way of bringing peace to our kingdoms.

  • @Xtpfr
    @Xtpfr Před 4 měsíci +5

    Thanks for the reminder for why i should avoid a relationship with immature women

  • @radioactivenico1987
    @radioactivenico1987 Před 4 měsíci +5

    21:03
    You good girlypop, spells aint the way to go 😂

  • @archytype.mp3
    @archytype.mp3 Před 4 měsíci +1

    i love emkay. i get excited when a new vid is on my homepage

  • @FerretTwister
    @FerretTwister Před 2 měsíci +1

    6:15 well how else are you supposed to describe pizza? And tonight it's been a bad, bad pizza pie.

  • @lnomsim2
    @lnomsim2 Před 4 měsíci +3

    The funny thing is that yesterday I was wondering if there was an equivalent to women incels.
    Now I know.
    I wish I didn't.

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Oh buddy, they've existed for a while.

  • @RalphExists
    @RalphExists Před 4 měsíci +12

    This is painfully true. Only 30 seconds in but it’s paint fully true😭

    • @cursedmammottgaming5371
      @cursedmammottgaming5371 Před 4 měsíci

      i apologise for being that person but painfully*

    • @user-lt6kr4lw7p
      @user-lt6kr4lw7p Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@cursedmammottgaming5371it's ok bro, i understand smart or correcting people and i like them :)

    • @sasha.is0very0u
      @sasha.is0very0u Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@cursedmammottgaming5371sorry, i had to but apologize*

  • @CHASEtoAsmr-db6dj
    @CHASEtoAsmr-db6dj Před 14 dny

    "Do you partake in the leaf perhaps, or maybe the crackpipe" 😭😭😭😭💀
    You're the funny

  • @JDogtheAutisticGiant
    @JDogtheAutisticGiant Před 3 měsíci +3

    ad hominem attacks are the only way to get a narcissist's attention I'd imagine.

  • @almightyyt2101
    @almightyyt2101 Před měsícem

    That was the funniest thing Ive heard in awhile - being accused of collecting only fan units as trophies - theyre units! The dude wasnt trying to shame her or anything and shes defending her onlyfluks thing like its a Masters degree. Ppl are like atoms, they prefer the lowest energy state.

  • @caffeineandmemes
    @caffeineandmemes Před 4 měsíci

    Damien putting a wholesome spin on this subreddit is immaculate. Great vibes

  • @sebastiaanstok
    @sebastiaanstok Před měsícem +1

    When someone misspells the word "dumb"...

  • @tsumegami6535
    @tsumegami6535 Před 2 měsíci +2

    My short gay kings thriving.

  • @ill-decide-later
    @ill-decide-later Před 4 měsíci +1

    My ex use to intentionally do shit to make me pissed because she said it was "hot". Honestly I understand hanging out with ur guy friend a bit and thinking it's cute when ur bf gets mad but she would do shit that was way to much. The reason we broke up was because of one of these occasions where she told her friend to "flirt" with me ( more like borderline sexual harassment) and then told me she cheated and she never loved me, to see if I'd cheat and if I did she was gonna make me beg for her back.
    I pretended to flirt back and then last minute I called her out because I knew exactly what she was doing.
    She got embarrassed and pissed at me for finding out and I guess NOT cheating???? So I dumped her.
    Well that and the fact I told her my mother died and then she turned it around and started saying I was insensitive because her grandpa died. (I comforted her for months non-stop and was as polite as possible, this was entirely out of nowhere.)

  • @-Maiq_the_Liar-
    @-Maiq_the_Liar- Před 4 měsíci +2

    17:17 I hope he replied with an "ok"

  • @ClownHoundII
    @ClownHoundII Před 3 měsíci +2

    20:17 As a pagean, I apologize on my community's behalf. I promise our religion and practices don't make us become crazy bitches that call themselves nice.

  • @Khronically-online-kat
    @Khronically-online-kat Před 4 měsíci +3

    This video makes me so glad i calm my jealous and im not narcissistic

  • @pinkninjamusic9898
    @pinkninjamusic9898 Před 21 dnem +1

    17:42 Okay, as stupid as this analogy is, I only have one thought on it. What happens when the apple falls out of the tree due to wind or season? Then, they're literally right where everyone can reach them anyway. So, how does that analogy make sense then? Oh wait, it doesn't! Lol

  • @stupid_guy_489
    @stupid_guy_489 Před 4 měsíci +50

    0:05 *”HOW DARE YOU LISTEN TO ME?!”*

  • @Deleted_Eevee
    @Deleted_Eevee Před 4 měsíci +1

    13:01 people like this would burn a man’s house down if they asked why they got rejected just so they can improve

  • @SnuggieMaple
    @SnuggieMaple Před měsícem

    16:18 the poor guy he’s giving his heart to a girl but she’s so idk traumatized or messed up she’s gonna cheat on him for fun

  • @GlerpidyGlarson
    @GlerpidyGlarson Před 4 měsíci +2

    Remember guys, dont date crazy.

  • @Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets
    @Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets Před 2 měsíci +1

    Holy crap, that apple tree one was pure cope

  • @scarlyrot
    @scarlyrot Před 4 měsíci +7

    that bachelor night does sound fun. it's like game night. but i don't think it should actually end with a committed relationship, it should just be like pretending you're on the show

  • @rdayton6410
    @rdayton6410 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Not a person with kids but my thought on disclosing kids is a bit different if the person is just looking for a hookup and not anything sensuous I don’t feel like having kids has anything to do with the hookup

  • @minttulatte
    @minttulatte Před 4 měsíci

    This subreddit is wild as usual. 😂

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy Před 3 měsíci +1

    That girl who waited til jthe last 2 minutes to flake is like 60% of guys on grindr.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer Před 4 měsíci +1

    5' 7" is NOT Short for a man. Average male height is 5' 6" Quit letting the internet lie to you.

  • @cranberry420
    @cranberry420 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Me omw to become a red flag after being a green flag so long and it got me nowhere"
    If you think you've been too good for people and will now become bad, trust me, you were never all that good.
    Good people are good not because they want something from someone else, but because that's who they are, no matter how others treat them.

  • @Imolos
    @Imolos Před 4 měsíci

    Jesus. Listening this stories makes you appreciate what you have.
    Also by listening to this I think that having pet is better than having some of those crazy B as EX or potential girlfriends.

  • @ThetransBrainz
    @ThetransBrainz Před 2 měsíci +1

    20:22 okay but that'd do for some metal asf song like fr fr
    or breakcore
    idk

  • @ashlynswinney3477
    @ashlynswinney3477 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Why are people so comfortable being so mean 😭😭??

  • @V0idBreach
    @V0idBreach Před 3 měsíci +1

    11:38 thats the only actual rational thing she said in that whole message

  • @mariablanco8678
    @mariablanco8678 Před měsícem

    5'7" is short?! I must be a dwarf @ 5'2"

  • @SnuggieMaple
    @SnuggieMaple Před měsícem +1

    12:20 I’m gonna risk it

  • @karlwittenburg5868
    @karlwittenburg5868 Před 2 měsíci

    @3:22
    Okay the guy says he has a long drive to the restaurant and he was just leaving. Looking at the timestamps, assuming he was driving the entire time, he drove for over an hour to this restaurant. Only to get ghosted literally at the door because he got there right at 5 but waiting to park was too much??
    I don’t know about anyone else but at that point I’d start demanding gas money

  • @dominidurbano8896
    @dominidurbano8896 Před 4 měsíci

    The last post was wild

  • @Glass_-Of-_Water
    @Glass_-Of-_Water Před 4 měsíci +6

    that’s not nice :(

  • @AIHumanEquality
    @AIHumanEquality Před 4 měsíci +16

    Nothing nice about this girl.

  • @waffleorsomthin
    @waffleorsomthin Před 4 měsíci +2

    Yay i am watching somthing that was posted a dozen minutes ago!

  • @YesCoolRo
    @YesCoolRo Před 3 měsíci

    6:16 but remember pizza has tomatos

  • @ZachHi-rs3lt
    @ZachHi-rs3lt Před 4 měsíci

    6:03 Joke's on her I love broccoli.

  • @FFVison
    @FFVison Před 3 měsíci

    Wait, so the one girl blocked him and erased all his info, but she still replied back to something he said? I thought she blocked him and erased his info. Hmm...

  • @redscar1973
    @redscar1973 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Are you gonna do an r/niceguys, too? Those are my favorites.

  • @meme13100
    @meme13100 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Please tell me the girl who wants drama is just baiting and its not true.

  • @justclaymore
    @justclaymore Před 4 měsíci +1

    14:46 as a wman, im into short men

  • @abw1317
    @abw1317 Před 4 měsíci +1

    No way these people are serious, has to be a bunch of troll accounts

    • @cloud_congestus
      @cloud_congestus Před 4 měsíci +2

      oh how i wish you were right

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Před 4 měsíci

      Never underestimate how much our species loves displaying their asshole behavior like a badge.

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 Před 4 měsíci

      Nope. Women can be just as delusional and insufferable as guys.

  • @n03111
    @n03111 Před 3 měsíci

    (14:40) my being a short 5'2" king has nothing to do when me being gay thank you very much

  • @novasf
    @novasf Před 4 měsíci +1

    less than a minute ago is wild

  • @AIRYHFJONEIRL
    @AIRYHFJONEIRL Před 4 měsíci

    12:45 im FRYING

  • @Steampunkkids
    @Steampunkkids Před 4 měsíci

    14:50 Short Kings are the best!

  • @zookie3737
    @zookie3737 Před 3 měsíci +3

    "im so hot why is my crush dating this girl i think is ugly when obviously he should be dating someone as attractive as me?' honey, you forget that you're going to be old someday. your youthful beauty isn't gonna last. you don't get to decide who he deserves to date, he does.

  • @nathangrey6236
    @nathangrey6236 Před 8 dny

    16:19 oh Boy. I got a serious story.
    I was getting my Diploma in computer engineering there was a girl whose really good and often post about how she gets mistreated by men and only women are this good creature who sacrifice their own happiness for the man they love. She'd even post about how she wants a kind and good man. But the funny thing is the guy she was dating at that time would often slap her even in front of US. And funny thing is when we ask why doesn't she leave Him. Her response was men love hurting women they love the most.💀💀
    Some people are beyond repairable I guess 😑