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  • @hellozukohere4713
    @hellozukohere4713 Před 5 lety +5091

    IMAGINE
    IMAGINE
    A nice girl Dating a nice guy

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 Před 5 lety +587

      gtfo of here with your karenxkyle fanfic

    • @simplykathrynrebeca
      @simplykathrynrebeca Před 5 lety +170

      @Lethos you ok man?

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 Před 5 lety +442

      @@simplykathrynrebeca yes thanks. it was a joke. karen being the ultimate nice girl and kyle the ultimate niceguy

    • @simplykathrynrebeca
      @simplykathrynrebeca Před 5 lety +204

      @@lethos8811 ok lol just making sure
      now that you explained it im laughing

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 Před 5 lety +62

      @@simplykathrynrebeca -_-

  • @lloydsecord9159
    @lloydsecord9159 Před 5 lety +5394

    "Is in Africa and notices mosquito"
    M'laria

  • @dragonelf3186
    @dragonelf3186 Před 4 lety +1048

    Some guys be acting like they're in the sims. Sorry dude, you can't just dm a girl, marry her, and have 5 kids in the same day

    • @phoenixfire5046
      @phoenixfire5046 Před 3 lety +39

      HAHAHHAHAHA this comment

    • @vineroli
      @vineroli Před 3 lety +25

      reality if often disappointing

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 Před 3 lety +6

      Persona 5 is what they get as training

    • @trqsh_can
      @trqsh_can Před 3 lety +10

      @@plague6566 Nice guys when they meet a woman in real life but there's no IGN guide for how to seduce her

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 Před 3 lety +17

      @@trqsh_can
      *Holds her hand*
      "M-M'lady..."
      They think it's some magical romantic light novel or manga moment like, my god-

  • @bugsinmybasil5206
    @bugsinmybasil5206 Před 4 lety +1221

    *if she breathes, she’s a thot*
    -rejected nice guy, 2000-2019

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 Před 4 lety +3

      69th like 😎

    • @parker7956
      @parker7956 Před 4 lety +4

      @@dimitrije5626 Yes 2020 is much better than 2019 for sure

    • @finthechat2268
      @finthechat2268 Před 4 lety +12

      @@parker7956 are you sure about that?

    • @parker7956
      @parker7956 Před 4 lety +3

      @@finthechat2268 yes very sure, you'll understand once hitler gets sent back from the gulag

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 Před 4 lety +5

      "DUUUUUUH EVERY LIVING FEMALE IS A FAHKIN THOT BOOHOO HURRDURR"

  • @pastelroo3097
    @pastelroo3097 Před 5 lety +2426

    “Ok furry” absolutely decimated me on impact

    • @echoedmusic833
      @echoedmusic833 Před 5 lety +3

      I'm your manager

    • @johnjohnson392
      @johnjohnson392 Před 5 lety +11

      @Ultra Gaming lol too lol freaking lol bad lol

    • @yourfave7566
      @yourfave7566 Před 4 lety +2

      Ultra Gaming me too lol

    • @deltacove
      @deltacove Před 4 lety +32

      Not all furries act like this figured i would say that to avoid any misconceptions.

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo Před 4 lety +23

      @@deltacove Thank you! Someone who gets it.

  • @bestwitch4414
    @bestwitch4414 Před 5 lety +4434

    It's bad when the guy with the metal sonic pfp is nicer than the nice guy

    • @billtenth5805
      @billtenth5805 Před 4 lety +56

      @@cantsalvagethis No shit.

    • @Lukas-yt1mn
      @Lukas-yt1mn Před 4 lety +143

      I just had a little laugh because I just imagined the nice guy having shadow

    • @AHun-t
      @AHun-t Před 4 lety +121

      He may be evil but he respects boundaries

    • @DeltaBlazin
      @DeltaBlazin Před 4 lety +71

      @@AHun-t Yes, though Metal did kidnap Amy that one time in Sonic CD.
      Maybe he learned back then..

    • @AHun-t
      @AHun-t Před 4 lety +47

      *DeltaBlazin'X* eh he was just following orders, super villain gig is kidnap somebody close or seemingly close to the hero to draw them out

  • @sunnypaws
    @sunnypaws Před 4 lety +2727

    I want to see one where the woman pulls a, “I’m lesbian”.

    • @blueskieshera
      @blueskieshera Před 4 lety +352

      The only response I've gotten from saying "listen, I'm bi and I've got a gf" is "are you down for a threesome" so :/

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 Před 4 lety +416

      Then the nice guy goes “You just haven’t found the right man yet”

    • @UTOPIANPARODIES
      @UTOPIANPARODIES Před 4 lety +357

      @@ahstiasummers5583 ah yes, nice guys who pulls a "i can make you straight" card

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex Před 4 lety +177

      @@UTOPIANPARODIES I'm straight but responses like that always makes me want to summon a gay dude who's like "so you're straight? Haven't met me yet" and unzips his pants infront of the nice guy. Yet they're always angry when you pull the Uno reverse card on them XD

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Před 4 lety +39

      Trust me, it never works

  • @daisybryar2737
    @daisybryar2737 Před 5 lety +2068

    Why do all these nice guys/girls think that "being nice" and "being loyal" are amazing exceptional qualities that no one will ever find elsewhere??? They're the absolutely baseline expectation and y'all are trying to wear it as a badge of honor

    • @Dojoslayer
      @Dojoslayer Před 4 lety +26

      DaisyBryar cuz you don’t see these things that often, many guys still don’t fulfill those baseline requirements

    • @krissyl.575
      @krissyl.575 Před 4 lety +191

      @@Dojoslayer uhhh sure, and even if u met that baseline expectation, doesn't mean the girl automatically owes u a relationship. plus the guys that do think they're all high and mighty for simply having respect for another human being, then they're just as bad, if not worse than the "assholes"

    • @Dojoslayer
      @Dojoslayer Před 4 lety +12

      Krissy L. Yeah, I agree. It’s still a rareness to find a guy that actually fulfills those requirements.
      Whatever, have a good day and take care

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 Před 4 lety +72

      Because so many nice girls/guys expect special treatment for doing the bare minimum in any relationship

    • @oddiseyaatrox2813
      @oddiseyaatrox2813 Před 4 lety +16

      @@Dojoslayer quite a lot do actually

  • @cryptiecreep
    @cryptiecreep Před 5 lety +1097

    "All my exes are crazy". If you have problems with literally every woman you date, then it might be you.

    • @cubiesings
      @cubiesings Před 4 lety +24

      you are one of my favourite unsolved mysteries

    • @KashyaCharsi
      @KashyaCharsi Před 2 lety +6

      Especially if that is his definition of "crazy".

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 Před 2 lety +9

      ME!? THE PERFECT PERSON WHO EVER EXISTED IS THE PROBLEM!?? INCONCEIVABLE!!!!
      This is just a joke to anyone who thinks I'm being serious.

    • @Oismyurl
      @Oismyurl Před 2 lety

      Honestly that can happen depending on how many gf's.
      I've had 2. One decided to start cutting herself because I told her I wanted to spend christmas with my family. The second one stabbed me in the elbow with a fork because I knocked over a bit of her food as a joke :)
      But yeah I've met plenty of girls who aren't crazy so Im hopefull for the future (Some say 3rd times the charm) xd.

    • @FurryToraChan
      @FurryToraChan Před rokem +4

      Kinda kinda.... red flag if they say their exes are crazy too.....

  • @y.9645
    @y.9645 Před 5 lety +3934

    idk why but the some of the "nice guys" give me the possible future abusers vibe

    • @jennipelt
      @jennipelt Před 5 lety +80

      yeah me too

    • @NICKWAPPERER117
      @NICKWAPPERER117 Před 5 lety +320

      Get rid of the words "some" and "possible" and you're dead on man

    • @AnkoTime
      @AnkoTime Před 5 lety +265

      Its because most 'nice guys' are not actually nice, but mimicking what theyve seen on tv and in movies to try and get a girl into bed via manipulation. Manipulation is one of the first signs of an emotionally and/or physically abusive person, so your instincts are not at all wrong.

    • @elizabeth1703
      @elizabeth1703 Před 5 lety +62

      they are already being emotionally abusive

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx Před 5 lety +3

      Yeaaaaa

  • @starauretta
    @starauretta Před 4 lety +378

    the rule is simple-if you have to state “I’m nice,” you definitely aren’t nice

    • @luisalvarezdiezdelcorral4964
      @luisalvarezdiezdelcorral4964 Před 4 lety +2

      Im not nice?

    • @dot5687
      @dot5687 Před 4 lety +11

      @@luisalvarezdiezdelcorral4964 who knows I haven't met you

    • @dot5687
      @dot5687 Před 4 lety +11

      Also if they have to state that a 14 year old looks like she's 15 they're a pedo

    • @twilightlight_
      @twilightlight_ Před 4 lety +2

      Just say "I'm a guy", some people will underatand it.

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar Před 4 lety +8

      @@dot5687 or if they identify themselves as map, aka pedophiles who are soooooo scared of being called a pedophile

  • @moodycowcrafts4862
    @moodycowcrafts4862 Před 4 lety +563

    "I'm a nice *family* guy"
    translation:
    "I want a wife that will look after me like my mum and have sex with me anytime i want. I am both the husband and the baby in the family and deserve all of the attention 24/7."
    (The kind of guy that gets jealous if the wife gets pregnant and starts giving her attention to child care rather than his maintenance)

    • @pickled_pup5549
      @pickled_pup5549 Před 4 lety +36

      Why does that seem so true for that one guy?

    • @kiri3639
      @kiri3639 Před 3 lety +14

      I legit saw “I want a wife that’s like my mom and have sex anytime I want”

    • @beansforlief5703
      @beansforlief5703 Před 3 lety +18

      This is so accurate it’s scary

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya Před 3 lety +2

      TIL Gendo Ikari was a nice guy.

    • @SimplyConeh
      @SimplyConeh Před 2 lety +2

      @@PzDallas Ehehehehehehehehe

  • @ViolosD2I
    @ViolosD2I Před 5 lety +1040

    "nice male furries like me who respect females"
    RUN

    • @bean_enthusiast
      @bean_enthusiast Před 4 lety +48

      *Run so fast*

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e Před 4 lety +12

      @@user-vz5lw2pu8t don't say ejaculate please

    • @sphee4149
      @sphee4149 Před 4 lety +15

      @@fynnla.e sprouts leg

    • @karoshi645
      @karoshi645 Před 4 lety +4

      Just leave, disappear, and Run

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox Před 4 lety +31

      @@Ikabun1312 okay but especially if a furry says "females" i'm fucking running until i can lock a door behind me.

  • @lynxz-studios
    @lynxz-studios Před 4 lety +542

    “You women don’t give us good guys a shot”
    From my conclusive studies, the reason appears to be that I, am a lesbian.

    • @mlkforever2010
      @mlkforever2010 Před 4 lety +21

      I wish I could be trans AND les because of these but then I look at my bf (yes I am a gay male) and think there are better people than that

    • @omsingh3982
      @omsingh3982 Před 4 lety +8

      or that they aren't good guys lol

    • @omsingh3982
      @omsingh3982 Před 4 lety +15

      @@mlkforever2010 stay with your guy

    • @OWO-kg9in
      @OWO-kg9in Před 4 lety +25

      *laughs in bisexual with a like....99% prefrence for girls*

    • @Estelle9405
      @Estelle9405 Před 3 lety +14

      Oh so you’re one of the female fury’s bruhs that always ignore nice male furries like me who respect females huh?
      /j I’m a lesbian too pls don’t come after me lmfao

  • @JohnnyTromboner
    @JohnnyTromboner Před 3 lety +144

    "He's just manipulating you for sex, something I'd never do"
    As that's literally what he's attempting lmao

    • @hasanmuttaqin464
      @hasanmuttaqin464 Před 2 lety +1

      sorry caithlyn but if i let you out of my house, that giuy will definitely lock you off

  • @kattriella1331
    @kattriella1331 Před 4 lety +301

    "I'M A MAN" made me laugh harder than it should have. XD

    • @alidiaz7913
      @alidiaz7913 Před 4 lety

      It made me think of the spongebob meme :D

    • @mlkforever2010
      @mlkforever2010 Před 4 lety +1

      69 likes
      Not sure if I should make the joke :/
      *NNNNNIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @mlkforever2010
      @mlkforever2010 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm sorry if you read that...

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 Před 5 lety +1676

    Jeez, if I was a girl and someone texted me 10 times every hour then I would spam bot messages to your phone

    • @kotetsu7817
      @kotetsu7817 Před 5 lety +36

      You are a very dedicated fan lmao, I always see you when it's within an hour of this being uploaded

    • @sleepless2229
      @sleepless2229 Před 5 lety +8

      -4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction you could turn on “hide alerts” and it will stop you from getting text notifications from that person or a group chat

    • @GoldenHyac1nth
      @GoldenHyac1nth Před 5 lety +6

      Hewwo

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 Před 5 lety +7

      @@GoldenHyac1nth Hi thewe fwiend! ( 0~0)
      * jumps of cliff *

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C Před 5 lety +22

      That's fucking brilliant. I actually never thought about it. Thanks for the advice I'll try it.

  • @_THE_NUT_
    @_THE_NUT_ Před 4 lety +291

    The amount of fedora energy is palpable.

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads Před 3 lety +5

      The amount of likes you have compels me to say this: *tongue click* Nice. B3

    • @tylerdurdan7740
      @tylerdurdan7740 Před 3 lety +6

      Thanks for the gold kind starnger🎩👌

    • @beanbrain6162
      @beanbrain6162 Před 3 lety +3

      Fedoras aint even that bad but I still find myself agreeing with u

  • @daichisawamura20yearsago64
    @daichisawamura20yearsago64 Před 4 lety +135

    "Is there an officer, problem?" I laughed way too hard at that for some reason

    • @Papi-ju3wc
      @Papi-ju3wc Před 4 lety +3

      Thank you for being concerned but my life is plain right now

  • @ianthecoolthief6226
    @ianthecoolthief6226 Před 4 lety +141

    "Sir what would you like?"
    "Tips fedora"
    *M'cnuggets*

  • @maxxas5067
    @maxxas5067 Před 5 lety +3283

    Damn, my boy finally hit puberty. Good job mike

    • @liveinleipzig
      @liveinleipzig Před 5 lety +5

      😂😂

    • @ferret1865
      @ferret1865 Před 5 lety +98

      IM CONFUSED HE DOESNT SOUND LIKE SLAZO ANYMORE

    • @kingsockrat8543
      @kingsockrat8543 Před 5 lety +4

      @@ferret1865 me too bruh

    • @premiumcheddar9983
      @premiumcheddar9983 Před 5 lety +15

      I commented basically the same thing on the first video this happened
      Great minds think alike

    • @maxxas5067
      @maxxas5067 Před 5 lety +9

      @@premiumcheddar9983 I wasn't trying to steal your thunder I haven't seen the videos in a while this is just my favorite subreddit.

  • @maelavdrak
    @maelavdrak Před 5 lety +304

    "I've never seen someone so desperate for a hug!"
    "It's why gentlemen are a dying breed."
    Yes of course, the lack of hugs are killing all the gentlemen! Why didn't i see it before!

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 Před 4 lety +60

      (hushed narrator voice with British accent) And here we see, the young Gentleman in the wild. Unfortunately, Gentlemen need hugs to survive, and their natural habitat has been taken over by the more aggressive Chad. This means that there are no longer enough hugs to sustain the Gentleman population. Conservation efforts have been considered, but nobody wants to actually hug them."

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 Před 4 lety +8

      This comment is gold

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 Před 4 lety +11

      JUST ONE CRUMB OF COOCHIE MA'AM

    • @pastelpinnacle3955
      @pastelpinnacle3955 Před 4 lety +14

      @@robinchesterfield42 continuing: unfortunately for any conservation efforts that *are* approved, the Chad will chase away all who attempt to hug the Gentleman, and will verbally abuse the Gentleman until it leaves the habitat and, eventually, dies. This is the reason so many Gentlemen have died out over the recent years, leaving little hope of survival for the ones that endure.

    • @alvynnjethroevangelista9778
      @alvynnjethroevangelista9778 Před 3 lety +6

      @@pastelpinnacle3955 continuing: and now knowing the gentlemen cannot survive their last resort is to evolve into a normal man and as you can see this gentleman is now evolving into a normal man, which will also soon evolve into a chad and now his diet no longer contains coochie and he has little to no interests in it; probably for good (i think that their nice guy antics are temporary)

  • @JapanischErfahren
    @JapanischErfahren Před 4 lety +264

    It hurts so much when you see a part of your past self in those losers, lol.
    This videos should be mendatory to watch for 12-16 year old boys.

    • @rick30521
      @rick30521 Před 3 lety +38

      "Always do this: *Points at wholesome subreddit*.
      Never do that: *Points at /r nice guys/girls* only villains do that"

    • @lemagloria
      @lemagloria Před 3 lety +16

      Exactly 😂 I feel a bit attacked eventhought I'm a girl ,I was def a legbear

    • @vineroli
      @vineroli Před 3 lety +7

      Same. Being a nice guy isn't worth anything

    • @jh1244
      @jh1244 Před 3 lety +5

      im not sure if it was on purpose but the fact that it says mendatory makes this comment even better

    • @RR-vp7zr
      @RR-vp7zr Před 3 lety +2

      I agree

  • @aleen3280
    @aleen3280 Před 4 lety +37

    Best things that come with being Ugly:
    *You basically have a Anti- Nice Guy Spray, because no one checks you out in the first place*

  • @MYZS
    @MYZS Před 5 lety +2974

    Damien: *does his very best to make the video funny and entertaining*
    Emkay Fans: *oh noooo where's that guy who sounds like slazo?? Give him back.*

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s Před 5 lety +101

      It would've been nice if there was some kind of announcement or something before adding another guy

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 Před 5 lety +134

      colorbar.s there was an announcement, You just don’t watch the videos :)

    • @kotetsu7817
      @kotetsu7817 Před 5 lety +74

      I love this guys voice so much lmao

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s Před 5 lety +17

      @@inhle1688 Really? What video was it? And yeah I do watch them but they're pretty much daily uploads so I can't always keep up and sometimes it's a subreddit I don't really care about

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi Před 5 lety +64

      I think it's the fact that a lot of us subbed for the slazo like charm and the other guy kinda showed up. This guy is cool tho. Just doesn't have the same charm.

  • @J_A
    @J_A Před 5 lety +244

    Furry niceguys are my worst nightmare. Imagine waking up at 3AM to see one standing next to your bed and he says "M'lady."

  • @ronakino
    @ronakino Před 4 lety +81

    “All my exs are crazy!”
    Gee, I wonder what the common factor between them all would be. 🤔

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 Před 3 lety +3

      Holmes investigation frown *INTENSIFIES*

  • @thebeanieman
    @thebeanieman Před 4 lety +162

    Nice guys:
    Gay Girls: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you mortal*

    • @hentaisurf8207
      @hentaisurf8207 Před 4 lety +15

      It's so hard being a gay girl when you are a dude and straight

    • @pr_gr8760
      @pr_gr8760 Před 4 lety +6

      This made me laugh a lot 😂😂😂

    • @thebeanieman
      @thebeanieman Před 4 lety +5

      @@pr_gr8760 well- wow- thanks?

    • @sliverbullet7973
      @sliverbullet7973 Před 3 lety +11

      Bisexuals: *I am 8 parallel universes ahead of you mortal*

    • @vintagesailor4813
      @vintagesailor4813 Před 3 lety +16

      Pansexual: *I am 12 pans ahead of you*

  • @AltTemp
    @AltTemp Před 5 lety +430

    I died at the “hug request” 😂😂

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor Před 4 lety +15

      *H* *U* *G* *M* *E* *N* *O* *W*

    • @cheese7432
      @cheese7432 Před 4 lety +9

      Aka: when ever I return home and my cat meows at me

    • @felixschreave354
      @felixschreave354 Před 4 lety +6

      _please, just a spare of COOCHIE_

    • @ronnie8984
      @ronnie8984 Před 4 lety +1

      Dacteo haha I rarely hug my friends, getting a request like that would stress me outt

    • @pokefan7446
      @pokefan7446 Před 4 lety +6

      God, I hope I never become THAT desperate for a hug.
      I mean, hugs are great, don’t get me wrong. But I hope I never become so desperate I’m practically begging my friend for a hug.

  • @viv9466
    @viv9466 Před 5 lety +503

    *tips fedora* m'kaydy

  • @blackbun130
    @blackbun130 Před 4 lety +189

    This makes me want to become a lesbian.

  • @BartyCrease98
    @BartyCrease98 Před 4 lety +68

    I remember when I was a r/nice guy
    No wonder so many girls never talked to me

    • @vineroli
      @vineroli Před 3 lety +1

      Same
      Also, Nice name.

    • @vineroli
      @vineroli Před 3 lety +6

      @Jamilah toenailkilla life experiences probably.

    • @blackberryfreddy2243
      @blackberryfreddy2243 Před 3 lety +5

      @Jamilah toenailkilla maybe realization, or someone just told em and he realized

  • @cogniferous2537
    @cogniferous2537 Před 5 lety +170

    "Try being a nice person instead of being a *b e e.* "
    Bees: **goes extinct**

  • @andrewb9940
    @andrewb9940 Před 5 lety +735

    I feel like the line between r/incels and r/niceguys is very, very, Very, VERY thin.
    Possibly thinner that mentioned above...

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 Před 5 lety +60

      So on a scale of mysogyny (smallest to largest) there is:
      Soy Boy (yea, they are in a certain way mysogenic)
      WhiteKnight (not the KKK kind, but still not good)
      Weeaboo
      Niceguy
      Neckbeard
      Incel
      (of course all of the above can also mingle with each other)

    • @andrewb9940
      @andrewb9940 Před 5 lety +3

      @Noah *Ryder rental van*

    • @semilorekaji-hausa2078
      @semilorekaji-hausa2078 Před 5 lety +2

      @@valentinmitterbauer4196 can you explain why you think "soy boys" are misogynistic?

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 Před 5 lety +18

      @@semilorekaji-hausa2078 Because the most common reason for them to side with super radical feminists is that they think that they may get some intercourse eventually that way. Kinda like the WhiteKnight, but not that radical.

    • @ryzemidsauce3668
      @ryzemidsauce3668 Před 5 lety +18

      Dont forget the small line between incels niceguys and neckbeards

  • @soup_time-11movedchannelsc70

    "Your one of them female furrys that ignore male furrys"
    ( *Tea kettle intensifies* )
    Oh my God

  • @OnyxAgainstTheWorld
    @OnyxAgainstTheWorld Před 4 lety +90

    "Frigid."
    **stares in asexual** ...k

  • @odette6328
    @odette6328 Před 5 lety +472

    Why do people think sending unwanted dickpics is okay? It's like flashing yourself in front of someone you don't know in a park. It's sexual harassment. How's that so hard to understand? Besides, it's hard to tell the age of someone online so the fact that some grown ass dudes probably sent underage girls Dickpics is just...

    • @abameow
      @abameow Před 4 lety +9

      @@minty9982 why the fuck are you on it then

    • @katychang7561
      @katychang7561 Před 4 lety +3

      Organic soap sc is not an app for older kids it’s for anyone who wants to be on it

    • @minty9982
      @minty9982 Před 4 lety +16

      @Claire yikes bro, chill.

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 Před 4 lety +7

      Odette Not wanting to defend any of these disgusting pigs but i heard many people saying that hornyness can make you do weird thing,but at this point these people have problem even before they were horny,this is the sad reality

    • @heyitsenzo8750
      @heyitsenzo8750 Před 4 lety +2

      Odette it’s just...eww

  • @parfciit
    @parfciit Před 5 lety +300

    Nice guys have the mentality of
    *Insult her before she can insult me*

    • @k9_unit49
      @k9_unit49 Před 3 lety +16

      Cause they know she finna mess them up lmao.

    • @parfciit
      @parfciit Před 3 lety +8

      @@k9_unit49
      Yessir

    • @assassinbro2988
      @assassinbro2988 Před 3 lety +1

      I try my best to find a single way to defend them and I can't find one good reason

  • @_MNF__
    @_MNF__ Před 4 lety +67

    10:00 Honestly she gave you a chance man 😔

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 Před 3 lety +7

      And he blew it like a lonely stick of dynamite.

  • @benjamin7670
    @benjamin7670 Před 4 lety +96

    "Is there an officer, problem?"
    Oh I get it, he's probably just drunk.
    Yeah, that's pretty funny.

  • @tatiana2133
    @tatiana2133 Před 5 lety +201

    Y'all should think before saying all females cause your mom exists, too.
    *Happy late mother's Day*

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 Před 5 lety

      But what if their mother abused them?

    • @tatiana2133
      @tatiana2133 Před 5 lety +33

      @@kevintrang3007 so they saying every female abuses them?
      Same for males too.

    • @ailahmashod
      @ailahmashod Před 4 lety +4

      Tatiana Annie I love my mom

  • @poppajournee8323
    @poppajournee8323 Před 5 lety +229

    "Remember that nice guy in high school that you kept in the friend zone so you could date that chad? The guy you mistreated for years and made feel like he was nothing while he waited on you hand and foot.... well thats not me, i was the chad"

  • @trickxtreat5663
    @trickxtreat5663 Před 4 lety +43

    "is there a officer, problem?" made me laugh so much. Its around here somewhere 16:00

  • @captainchemo8074
    @captainchemo8074 Před 4 lety +86

    Me: I'm not a bad Guy
    Me (1 hours later): I'm not a good guy either
    Me (now: months later): you know what, I'm just a guy

  • @ShinoaburameX3333
    @ShinoaburameX3333 Před 5 lety +63

    The fact that the girl from hinge was fully willing to gove that guy a secomd chamxe after everytjing he did. I think she needs to stay far awY from all those red flags

  • @nick-fil-a1297
    @nick-fil-a1297 Před 5 lety +628

    -Slazo- Emkay: *talks*
    Fans: *Ew so boring give us someone new*
    Damien: *talks*
    Fans: *wtf put it back*

    • @kayleighhooper7021
      @kayleighhooper7021 Před 5 lety +4

      F N C no!

    • @SakuraChai
      @SakuraChai Před 5 lety +132

      I really like Damien’s voice. He’s adorable

    • @crowleynotcrawley9283
      @crowleynotcrawley9283 Před 5 lety +14

      Who is slazo and whe re d he GO? I like both of em tho

    • @Tarnished_Hunter
      @Tarnished_Hunter Před 5 lety +7

      F N C I actually don’t mind the change but one thing that bothers me is that he doesn’t say schlong like slazo did

    • @nick-fil-a1297
      @nick-fil-a1297 Před 5 lety +1

      Bakura Yami
      yeah Damien’s awesome. I was speaking for people other than myself

  • @testeurnatha5087
    @testeurnatha5087 Před 4 lety +15

    7:39 as a furry, i refuse to be associated with this man and officially declare myself offended by his mere existence

  • @idontknoworcare300
    @idontknoworcare300 Před 4 lety +19

    his laugh always makes me laugh.
    i love it

  • @telnobynoyator_6183
    @telnobynoyator_6183 Před 5 lety +286

    Hey non-australian dude, don't worry, we love you too

  • @maxmbacon
    @maxmbacon Před 5 lety +535

    I like this man. Much wider voice range and situation impersonstions.

    • @Ycard11
      @Ycard11 Před 5 lety +9

      Same

    • @yoghurtcat
      @yoghurtcat Před 5 lety

      420 likes NiGgaaaaAaAaaAAaAaaa

    • @kit7791
      @kit7791 Před 5 lety

      Sugondese OoOooOOOOOoooOoOoOo

  • @couldntmixapotnoodle
    @couldntmixapotnoodle Před rokem +8

    I always knew niceguys were cancer, but the second you get into a healthy relationship you realise they are creepy as hell and abusive.

  • @orion_starchaser
    @orion_starchaser Před 4 lety +14

    *"Is there an officer, problem?"*

  • @kotetsu7817
    @kotetsu7817 Před 5 lety +430

    I love his voice so much, the guy who is not Slazo can stay away a little longer

  • @LalaKathleen
    @LalaKathleen Před 5 lety +175

    EmKay: posts quality content that takes a lot of time to make nearly every day
    You guys: oH eM gEe wHeRe’S SlAzO

    • @Buddhistsocialist
      @Buddhistsocialist Před 5 lety +2

      LalaKathleen rapping people.

    • @bosniaforever
      @bosniaforever Před 5 lety

      xxplvb is he doing free styles or something if he’s rapping.

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 Před 5 lety +6

      whats the slazo joke I dont get why everyone is calling emkay slazo?

  • @rasati
    @rasati Před 4 lety +10

    15:28 oh god the stereotypical nerd voice it gives me goosebumps

  • @KageTenshiiRyuu
    @KageTenshiiRyuu Před 2 lety +3

    The man apologizing for getting mad at the woman who spoke to someone else gave me low key killer vibes. Like, I fear if she we let him come over or went back, he'd have ended up killing her and the guy she spoke to.

  • @canuck3703
    @canuck3703 Před 5 lety +282

    If you have to say your a nice guy ur probably not 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @xsoxfatalx9721
      @xsoxfatalx9721 Před 5 lety +5

      But .....I am a nice guy

    • @chrisbtw6896
      @chrisbtw6896 Před 5 lety +36

      @@xsoxfatalx9721 (x) doubt

    • @xsoxfatalx9721
      @xsoxfatalx9721 Před 5 lety +4

      @@chrisbtw6896 you're just one of those Chad-like assholes that use females, ya'll deserve each other

    • @willis1383
      @willis1383 Před 5 lety +5

      @@cal4906 r/woooosh

    • @willis1383
      @willis1383 Před 5 lety +4

      @@cal4906 i'll give you that

  • @batmanlikespizza2541
    @batmanlikespizza2541 Před 5 lety +508

    Thank you not Australian man.

  • @EternalVirgin
    @EternalVirgin Před 4 lety +3

    That last one just screams "Twilight" so much that I started sparkling in sunlight.

  • @YourOnlyHero
    @YourOnlyHero Před 4 lety +6

    "Is there a officer, problem?"
    This mad lad

  • @TheIllusiveBlane
    @TheIllusiveBlane Před 5 lety +155

    Wow, that voice, I wish I had.

  • @averagepanda9353
    @averagepanda9353 Před 5 lety +136

    the downside of these videos are the entitled and shitty people.
    the upside however is this guy's reaction. nice laugh. so precious. must protecc.

  • @TeatroGrotesco
    @TeatroGrotesco Před 3 lety +4

    Seems every Nice Guy convo is an example of, "That Escalated Quickly. "

  • @eliac
    @eliac Před 4 lety +4

    I wish one day a nice guy uses the line “all women ask for is a nice guy, but reject him when he appears” and the girl is just like
    “Dude. *I’m lesbian.”*

  • @miskats
    @miskats Před 5 lety +41

    "Is there an officer, problem?" I am deceased

  • @mysterypersonthing8885
    @mysterypersonthing8885 Před 5 lety +92

    The "funny" thing is how all the victims are so patient with the "nice-guy"'s bs...

    • @jensbasement3862
      @jensbasement3862 Před 4 lety +11

      Most "nice guys" target timid people who don't have the gumption to say "no"

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 Před 4 lety +9

      probably because it's more funny than anything

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL Před 11 měsíci +1

      The one woman that paid for her own drinks actually is a saint to keep talking to that piece of filth for as long as she did
      I think she was doing that because they did physical meet and she doesn't want him to physically stalk her so she's trying her best disfuse the conflict
      That's just my impression

  • @darcykeeblewatson4121
    @darcykeeblewatson4121 Před 4 lety +2

    'Name withheld' XD That voice killed me XD

  • @TXFlyveon
    @TXFlyveon Před 4 lety +9

    "Loves the water"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @averybaravik7213
    @averybaravik7213 Před 5 lety +51

    16:12
    It sounded like the steve hurt noise from minecraft.
    “OOH”

  • @rrcodel
    @rrcodel Před 5 lety +79

    Damien's voice is so calming.

  • @GhostlyX3
    @GhostlyX3 Před 3 lety +32

    "Ok furry"
    As a furry I would like to say that I am extremely offended you would compare us to a niceguy
    Yes were degenerates, but where not THAT bad

  • @eltonmugambe1313
    @eltonmugambe1313 Před 3 lety +4

    3:44 this accent is killing me xD

  • @wardedthorn6523
    @wardedthorn6523 Před 5 lety +17

    "Physical demonstrations of my love" sounds creepy as hell

  • @bingle4551
    @bingle4551 Před 5 lety +55

    video: r/niceguys
    content: ‘nice guys’
    thumbnail: actually nice guy

    • @decayan9023
      @decayan9023 Před 5 lety +1

      You don't find any of them a bit creepy ?

    • @microbialdoormat
      @microbialdoormat Před 4 lety +3

      He’s talking about the meme, it’s not a nice guy, it’s a.... kind guy.

  • @ladygiseler2187
    @ladygiseler2187 Před 4 lety +5

    Every _nice guy_ ever: "all my exs are crazy!"

  • @Năzdrăvanul69
    @Năzdrăvanul69 Před rokem +1

    The fact that at one point it went from a dramatic breakup over text to "PLEASE GIVE ME A HUG" is hilarious

  • @Maybe.morgan
    @Maybe.morgan Před 5 lety +18

    I lost it when he said " ahape"
    my sense of humor is horrible.

  • @jg1681
    @jg1681 Před 5 lety +89

    These videos get me mad because of how impatient these guys are. They need to grow up.

    • @babushka4813
      @babushka4813 Před 4 lety

      Seriously

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 Před 4 lety +20

      @@babushka4813 the theory i have in my head as to why people are like this is because they're so stuck with the fantasy in their head of their ideal partner that when they try something and it backfires they lash out immediately. in their head they have it figured out, the absolute perfect relationship, but they're only thinking just about the positive parts. not about the flaws or insecurities their partner could potentially have, just that they're sure if they give enough attention to them things can just work out and fix itself. obviously that doesn't work and so they get upset. trying not to reveal their insecurities on getting rejected by being assertive and pinning the blame on everyone else and ironically that shit backfires painfully on them. it boils down to insecurity, really.
      tl;dr - people are so far up their own ass when it comes to fantasizing about getting laid that when reality is unpredictable and not what they expected they try at a tactic that doesn't show how upset they are at being rejected. which becomes the trash mess of nice people.

  • @ImLiterallyAClown
    @ImLiterallyAClown Před měsícem

    One of my favourite things about Emkay is the genuine voicing!! The little stutters and stuff just shows that it's unscripted, which makes all the weird comments a lot funnier! I also love how nice everyone is! Jack, Damien, Robin, Lexi, EVERYONE! They are all so nice and funny, Emkay is one of my favourite channels to watch and listen to while I'm trying to do my work, it's really easy to focus with and they are never too obnoxious. Literally the perfect channel, you guys deserve over 1 billion subscribers :)

  • @uwuowo9030
    @uwuowo9030 Před 3 lety +3

    When you’re already dating someone so you don’t have to worry about getting with an r/niceguy or an r/nicegirl

  • @chaselindsey8841
    @chaselindsey8841 Před 5 lety +18

    Imagine being this narcissistic and thirsty at the same time

  • @James.Stark.Ben.Edition
    @James.Stark.Ben.Edition Před 5 lety +342

    2 videos in a day? Man, This guy that's taken over EmKay after Michael is pumping things out, eh?

  • @Melcatsite
    @Melcatsite Před 4 lety +5

    yoooooo the voice at 15:40 had me dead af

  • @thegoldenpro0142
    @thegoldenpro0142 Před 4 lety +1

    Its hilarious that they're like"i didn't want to go out with you anyway" and im like,why message me in the first place???

  • @gd9210
    @gd9210 Před 5 lety +11

    the dude with the gay metal sonic pfp is the only person that matters

  • @grinch9544
    @grinch9544 Před 5 lety +9

    I pray I never meet one of such people in real life. They take hypocrisy to different levels.

  • @blessiemasancay4818
    @blessiemasancay4818 Před 4 lety +4

    13:05 he had a chance at being friends and blew it right away

  • @sidous471
    @sidous471 Před 4 lety +4

    12:15
    Girl: *breathes*
    Guy: *getting out the ring*

  • @maybekhris
    @maybekhris Před 5 lety +30

    Oh no, even the furry community can't escape the nice guys

    • @k9_unit49
      @k9_unit49 Před 3 lety +7

      Help😿

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon Před 2 lety +4

      please help us, we're getting hunted by them

  • @chriswolf3686
    @chriswolf3686 Před 5 lety +179

    Nice male furry?
    We need r/nicefurryguys and r/nicefurrygirls ASAP

  • @diamondangelina
    @diamondangelina Před 4 lety +2

    It’s actually insane how some guys can be like this. Gosh

    • @apeman6059
      @apeman6059 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah Its Crazy 🤦‍♂️

  • @kolchian5139
    @kolchian5139 Před 4 lety +1

    2:22 yo that’s a nice bday present

  • @juliviana7738
    @juliviana7738 Před 5 lety +67

    I'm somehow in love with this guy now, even tho I miss Slazo.

  • @facetious5268
    @facetious5268 Před 5 lety +43

    nobody:
    villagers in minecraft: 8:52
    sexy villagers in minecraft: 10:33

  • @dip.918
    @dip.918 Před 4 lety +4

    2:50 sweet metal sonic pfp

  • @captainowlin
    @captainowlin Před 4 lety +2

    2:54 fun fact, this is a tumblr group message. a lot of the time, random people just get added to group chats. chances are the nice guy has never met any of these people before and immediately started being weird as hell.

  • @venuslowe
    @venuslowe Před 5 lety +8

    11:01 i relate to this so much. i hate hugs (it feels like i’m being suffocated) but people get *so* upset when you turn down a hug?? like chill out lmao

  • @kiukiura
    @kiukiura Před 5 lety +606

    cool but what happened to the actual Australian human being

    • @pastnieks7384
      @pastnieks7384 Před 5 lety +32

      died lmao

    • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
      @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 Před 5 lety +78

      Too many spiders, drop bears and other dangerous fuckers

    • @killme5204
      @killme5204 Před 5 lety +9

      Janco van der Westhuizen wait fuck drop bears are real???? On my year six camp they told us about them as a joke, and made us all hold sticks above our head! I thought they weren’t real!! What that fuck???

    • @yoshikagekira4471
      @yoshikagekira4471 Před 5 lety +1

      Kill Me they’re not real.

    • @ninjalokust
      @ninjalokust Před 5 lety +16

      Me when I see an EmKay upload "FUC YEAH DAWG"
      Me when I hear a non Australian *dislikes and closes video*

  • @rocioantoniaarevalo5849
    @rocioantoniaarevalo5849 Před 2 lety +1

    the "ok furry" at the end killed me lmao!!!

  • @shaneblack8766
    @shaneblack8766 Před 4 lety +7

    10:35 Me being overdramatic when my girlfriend leaves the room for 5 minutes. 😂😂