"I have yet to see a woman's body made more beautiful by the addition of a tattoo." Let me fix that sentence for ya. "I have yet to see a woman's body." :)
the neckbeard probably asked for a "Lover of Asian Beauty" tattoo and the tattoo artist put foreign pervert because he was grossed out by the neckbeard and the neckbeard didn't know it said foreign pervert.
@@Doctor-Infinite understandable feeling, I used to think they looked stylish, but now I cant look at anybody wearing one without feeling just the slightest bit revolted
I legit hate hearing people say "females" or "males" with it being in a science context like "Biologically females do __ more then males" it just sounds ok and not horrible
@@angeltheangel2088 agreed, but whats worse than that is when people generalize with it. like saying "all females yada yada yada" and vice versa. Nothing i hate more than generalizations except maybe hypocrisy. anyways im talking too much so you kind people stay up and stay safe.
These kinds of people are the exact same type of species as the guy who asked me to be his "loli waifu" after he saw me reading Black Butler at a small coffee shop.
@@chelseathackston6830 If someone did that to me, guy or girl, I would just leave. Forget the coffee, I would be out of there faster than the Road Runner. And if that person starts following me, I'd call the police.
I always feel bad for 80's She-ra cause everyone gives her flack even though she's not showing midriff, she has a cape covering her butt in almost every shot, and Prince Adam is out there stripping everything but his briefs and a bondage harness; like, He-man is the one breaking dress codes.
"If you say "Anime is Cartoon" you may die" Anime definition - a style of Japanese film and television animation, typically aimed at adults as well as children. Essentially, Japanese Cartoon
It is essentially, a Japanese cartoon. Actually, in Japan, they even call cartoons made in other countries anime. It's basically their equivalent word. In western nations, it's used to specify Japanese animations. Note: I'm an animation major, learning Japanese because it's an interesting culture and I'd like to visit the country, a cosplayer, and member of my school's very laid back anime club. Edit: typo
@@poke-talia268 technically, word anime means Japanese cartoon around the world and not just in USA Btw, technically manga/anime styles aren't really that unique anymore since most people who can draw don't have troubles drawing in japanese style
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola I never said it was just the USA. I said "western nations" which would include countries in Europe, the Americas, and most likely Australia. I'm not very familiar with the countries in Africa and what they would call it, and I don't know how other Asian counties refer to Japanese animation. I didn't mention manga, so I'm not going to really talk about that. Though, as an animation student, I find it funny that making a cartoon is animating and making a comic (usually short form in this case) is cartooning. Have a good day.
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola While physically it is in the eastern part of the globe, it is considered to be a culturally western country. At least according to google.
1:17 basically, the "females" thing comes from incels and neck-beards referring to girls as "females" when telling stories / complaining about something related to women. it's usually intended to be objectifying or disrespectful, although you can obviously use the term regularly since it's just a word saying 'my female friend' doesn't sound weird unless it's in a hostile tone, then it just sounds... creepy. it's not inherently a bad thing, it's just depending on your tone it can come off as you making women out to be... like a different species or something? LOL it just sounds weird. i'm a girl, and it wouldn't personally offend me, but i'd be weirded out if someone referred to me as a "female" with a hostile tone lmao (idk why they said it would make you a cop though)
Referring to human women as 'females' just rubs me the wrong way. Feels dehumanising, really. Just say women or girls or people if it doesn't need to be gendered.
I think the difference is also in whether you're using it as a noun or an adjective. If you use it as an adjective (especially if you're not even talking about humans), it's fine. But using it as a noun and saying "females" instead of "women" or "girls" is gross.
Dear non-anime fans. I apologise, on behalf of the good anime community, for the anime crazed neckbeards portrayed within this video. We are not all like this. Sincerely Just some random dude with an anime profile pic, I guess.
I hate neck beards, they ruin shit. I like Katanas style swords, and European swords, and I like learning about the discipline and history behind swords but neck beards ruined it socially outside of a few circles (Still won't stop me)
@@themeddite2935 I hate them too. But have you ever punched one in the face? It’s satisfying watching them fall over and try to get back up. And them actually try to hurt you but they fall over. (Please don’t ask. He flirted with my girlfriend first. That’s all you needed to know.)
@@MJHootHoot I mean I watched a scrawny one get decked in the face for touching my friends sister inappropriately. He fell over his nose pretty much busted, he tried to get up by my friend kicked him in the face.
I once said here on the internet that incels/neckbeards were kinda scary and then a bunch of them started blaming me for not getting matches on Tinder lmao
I was watching this video, and the *cure* for neckbeardism became crystal-clear. Hear me out. These guys fancy themselves to be “old school gentlemen”, right? They aspire to have the class and effortless cool of guys like Cary Grant and Humphrey Bogart. Ergo, if they want that kind of retro, debonair badassery, then they must *live* as those true gentlemen lived. This means … 1.) Cary Grant and his peers did not while away their hours in front of a computer, so out goes the laptops, desktops, iPads, etc. Their incomes depended on their health, so they kept active, spending their time out of doors engaged in rigorous, athletic activity. While you’re at it, rip the creepy anime posters off of your walls, too. 2.) The gentlemen of old held themselves to a high standard of personal hygiene, so showers, haircuts, and clean clothes are a must. 3.) Gentlemen in the old days also had strict standards of personal dress. Ergo, you won’t be mixing your fedora with a t-shirt and cargo shorts. A polo shirt and khaki pants would be a good starting point. 4.) People in the 1940’s didn’t have social media, so meeting people in real life took REAL effort. Get out of your homes and meet people. Fraternal organizations, community groups, neighborhood sporting teams, etc. are all great real-world means of meeting folks.
please tell me vocaloid body wash will smell like flowers and not some futuristic smell because I wouldn't want to sit with someone who smells like a combination of alcohol and off-brand axe body spray
Also with the Shera thing, all the designs, especially the women characters, were all based off of the same mold in the old show, since they were selling toys off of it. The new show doesn't have to be held back by that so they can be more diverse with their designs
Girls who have posters of man-crushes and boyband member's faces, _outside of a cheesy teen drama,_ should have their own female equivalent of being a Neckbeard (Except less severe cause they're probably unlikely to DM that celebrity irl and bitch about how they don't wanna date them)
Watching these videos have 2 effects on me, 1, I hate humanity and the fact that I'm a part of it and 2, it boosts my self confidence because at least I know I'm not as bad as *these people*
Whenever I feel like I may be too weird for society, I find comfort in knowing there are so many other people out there a lot weirder than I am lol. Somewhere on this planet, there exists the king of cringe. Someone so weird that nobody is weirder.
4:58 This only applies to humans, however. If you are a platypus, _then_ you can pick up girls while wearing a fedora. However, neckbeards are not platypi/platypusses/platypus/platypeople, they are humans, so they just look dumb while wearing a fedora.
hello i promise you im actually genuinely interested in fashion trends like cyberpop/cyber fashion and i genuinely want to learn japanese because the writing systems are so complex and beautiful it’s so fuckin weird how people just misunderstand japanese culture istg ill see cringe gacha kids calling themselves “baka” as if it’s an endearing thing lmao
How do people even have the confidence to even comment on total strangers' posts, let alone neck beard things or creepy things? Their confidence level must be above 9000...
I remember a nice guy once accused me of being secretly a neckbeard even tho I posted a story on reddit of when I was stalked by one. It was because I told him I have a bf who is actually nice and not "nice". Worst thing about him was that he said the sandy hook shooting was fake like WHAT
1:17 this is referring the neckbeards calling women females instead of, you know, women. You don't call a woman a female unless you are specifically talking about her sex, which they usually are not. Context is the key. And this has absolutely nothing to do with lgbt and gender.
12:28: Considering that Hentai is a Word and therefore has an actual Translation: Yes, yes that sounds dumb. If you translate 'Hen-s-ual', you literal get some very bad grammar version of the word 'PERVERT'. No Joke.
She-ra's sort of in the same grey area as Stephen Universe where it's kind of a kids show but also an empowerment / general feel-good show, although it is complete bs that every superhero has to be sexualised to grotesque proportions as if we haven't progressed passed the 60s (who cares that their original outfit was / could have been like that if they were made like 50 years ago)
12:28: Considering that Hentai is a Word and therefore has an actual Translation: Yes, yes that sounds dumb. If you translate 'Hen-s-ual', you literal get some very bad grammar version of the word 'PERVERT'. No Joke.
not related to the video but I once had a dream where James Charles was my roommate and delivered me a cat via email i named the cat Chara, she was cute and now i want a cat
12:28: Considering that Hentai is a Word and therefore has an actual Translation: Yes, yes that sounds dumb. If you translate 'Hen-s-ual', you literal get some very bad grammar version of the word 'PERVERT'. No Joke.
One of my friends started watching anime and because I watch them too I was happy. However, I think she might be getting too into it and I'm kinda afraid she will end up like those neckbeards. She was already the "I'm not like other girls" kind of person and I don't want her case to get worse. Im kinda worried
“Girls also have a bunch of pictures of cute guys on their walls” Me stares at my BTS poster and remembers my ENTIRE camera roll full of anime 2D men and k-pop men Starts frantically sweating
But why though? EVERY fandom has awful people. Most people are awful about at least something. Like what you like, and realize that those people aren't you, and they aren't the people making what you love.
12:25 Actually that guy might just be some variety of asexual, not experiencing any attraction to real people but experiencing attraction towards fictional characters is definitely a thing, and the only part about the post that really bothered me was the whole fetishization of japanese culture.
3:09 FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT! Bruh I'm not even gonna lie people that look at Loli stuff scare me like spiders do. anytime they're around I'm 24% concerned and ready to throw shoes at them.
This is my first r/neckbeard video and heres what I've learned... If im ever going through a wave of depression, watch these videos, because i will be reminded that there are guys out there that are infinitely more cringy and horrible than i could ever be. I mean seriously wtf was this 12:30 Also I never expected to see someone dressed as Joker looking at.... actually wtf even is that, they look like butts, although theres packaging but... you know what the more questions i ask the more im gonna regret asking them
@8:55 literally anybody who likes TWICE (that's who those girls are) has a board like that - girl, boy, old, young. it's not neckbeardy in the slightest unless you're one of their actual stalkers and there's a shrine underneath it
I'm glad Jack got this video, he seems familiar enough with the channel that he feels comfortable giving longer intelligent responses to the posts and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I'm always gonna miss Damien but Jack is def my favorite of the new crew. No slight to David, Cougar, or Lexi bc they're all fantastic voice actors but none of them make me laugh like Jack does. Keep up the fantastic work, guys.
6:30 I play that game (im a girl firstly-) and i can tell you it is NOT a dating game 😂 its just girls in sometimes lewd outfits fighting eachother. In a chibi style
12:28: Considering that Hentai is a Word and therefore has an actual Translation: Yes, yes that sounds dumb. If you translate 'Hen-s-ual', you literal get some very bad grammar version of the word 'PERVERT'.
As a fellow anime fan, I sincerely apologize foe their behavior. We are not all this bad, I promise. Sure, training in Katana is fine if you really enjoy it, just don’t go crazy and try to become the freaking Hokage.
The comments : only a platypus looks good in a Fedora. Only Michael Jackson looks good in a Fedora Vault-Tec rep: *I'm gonna stop you right there* PS: isn't this subreddit just another version of r/niceguys?
Neckbeards: She must be white or Asian, a 10, a virgin, * names other superficial things * NO NEGOTIATION! Also Neckbeards: WOMEN SHOULD LOWER THEIR STANDARDS ONLY IM ALLOWED TO LIKE PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR APPEARANCE AND OTHER SHALLOW THINGS!!
12:30 this guy's gonna visit japan and have a sad realization that: 1) japan doesn't make every single anime 2) no body gives a shit about katana skills or traditional clothing (unless it's new years) 3) in some places in japan, non asian weebs will get the shit beat out of them cause they find it offensive that americans (and other foreigners) and flaunt their weeb culture and assume everyone in japan is like that. 4) he's gonna die a virgin.
2:10 Elephants genuinely do this and a lot of the times if they can't get an elephant they'll even rape animals of other species like hippos and rhinos. Because for an Elephant any holes a goal.
@@NieroshaiTheSable not all are weebs, but all are incels. Did not meet a neckbeard that wouldn't simp over a titty and act normal in an encounter with a girl.
17:26 I AM HAPPY ABOUT THIS. I will talk people's ears off about my favorite combos of characters voiced by the same people (Did you know that Miraculous Ladybug and Danganronpa share a SCARY number of voice actors?) and somehow Lin (I believe that's the name of the Spirited Away character) feels like a good combo with Megara and Rose Quartz even though it's also weird. Megara and Rose Quartz don't fit together so well, but that's what makes that collage so fun.
I love the "sword" skills all these people have. I have some fencing skills but I have out of my league with that lightsaber warrior. Bur seriously in too many pictures I see people hold the blade handle above the shoulder. It is not a good dueling stance. Keep the blade in front of you so you have the ability to parry. Keeping the "above shoulder" stance is only useful for a decisive blow but would be so much more efficient with one hand. Even then there are better things than that. If you watch anime to learn your fighting lessons, you will get nowhere.
Unpopular opinion: fedoras are cool and look cool but neckbeards ruined it “cries in Mario looking cool in a suit but he has a fedora so he looks very cool but neckbeards have made fedoras only a neckbeard thing”
"I have yet to see a woman's body made more beautiful by the addition of a tattoo."
Let me fix that sentence for ya.
"I have yet to see a woman's body."
:)
No, no, you've got a point.
@Shawn Furl absolute destruction
Flex tape can't fix that.
That's a lot of damage
Damage 100
Infinite respect to the tattoo artist who put "Foreign Pervert." Never forget.
the neckbeard probably asked for a "Lover of Asian Beauty" tattoo and the tattoo artist put foreign pervert because he was grossed out by the neckbeard and the neckbeard didn't know it said foreign pervert.
Y E S
Absolutely! I feel bad for Asian women being fetishized like that.. ☹️
Respecttt bru
@@easypete3630 Yes, the floor also seems to be made of floor.
1940s: the fedora is an icon of men
2010s: *the fedora is the ultimate symbol of virginity and untouched chastity*
sadisticCargo93 agreed
Hahahaaaaaa! Good luck with that you hopeless bastards! 🤣
And the most irritating part about that is that fedoras are my favorite type of hat. but now I can't wear one without feeling like a neckbeard
@@Doctor-Infinite understandable feeling, I used to think they looked stylish, but now I cant look at anybody wearing one without feeling just the slightest bit revolted
"Females" isn't bad or offensive at all but every time a man refers to a woman as a female it's in an icky context :/
Everytime i hear Female (or Male) it is usually followed by something political
@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica in other words, icky
@@OrionTheHoonter yes very. politics is about as icky as it can get
I legit hate hearing people say "females" or "males" with it being in a science context like "Biologically females do __ more then males" it just sounds ok and not horrible
@@angeltheangel2088 agreed, but whats worse than that is when people generalize with it. like saying "all females yada yada yada" and vice versa. Nothing i hate more than generalizations except maybe hypocrisy. anyways im talking too much so you kind people stay up and stay safe.
These kinds of people are the exact same type of species as the guy who asked me to be his "loli waifu" after he saw me reading Black Butler at a small coffee shop.
wtf send that neckbeard to jail.if i was reading manga in a public area and someone asked me that,i would literally cringe so hard
@@chelseathackston6830 If someone did that to me, guy or girl, I would just leave. Forget the coffee, I would be out of there faster than the Road Runner. And if that person starts following me, I'd call the police.
What? Please tell me my English is just so bad that I misunderstood something
Ohoho, i smell jail time!
Yikes. were they wearing a trenchcoat and fedora as well?
Jack: *mentions scps for a split second*
The entire scp fanbase: ℬ𝑜𝓃𝒿𝑜𝓊𝓇
More like [Redacted]
This really expunges my data
This joke really makes me go *[Data Expunged]*
Why so fancy?
This makes me feel [REDACTED]
"I have yet to see a woman's body made more beautiful by the addition of a tattoo."
I doubt this guy has *ever* seen a woman's body
Yeah
Not many anime girls have tattoos
I’m assuming, I’ve only watched one punch man
JustNeckBeardThings will be something I will cherish forever with Jacks voice
@M.Agil.R. HRP I guess it means Beards that extend to the neck or only on the neck I guess-
* Jaque's
@@theguythatdidthething2501 oh oops
@@mikuxshowtime i'm pretty sure it was jack and you were right in the beginning
@M.Agil.R. HRP people with beards extending past the neck have basically become a stereotype for r/niceguys and just overall douches
I always feel bad for 80's She-ra cause everyone gives her flack even though she's not showing midriff, she has a cape covering her butt in almost every shot, and Prince Adam is out there stripping everything but his briefs and a bondage harness; like, He-man is the one breaking dress codes.
me too
let's be honest here, Skeletor was the biggest slut in 80's he-man and we love him for that
"If you say "Anime is Cartoon" you may die"
Anime definition - a style of Japanese film and television animation, typically aimed at adults as well as children.
Essentially, Japanese Cartoon
It is essentially, a Japanese cartoon. Actually, in Japan, they even call cartoons made in other countries anime. It's basically their equivalent word.
In western nations, it's used to specify Japanese animations.
Note: I'm an animation major, learning Japanese because it's an interesting culture and I'd like to visit the country, a cosplayer, and member of my school's very laid back anime club.
Edit: typo
@@poke-talia268 technically, word anime means Japanese cartoon around the world and not just in USA
Btw, technically manga/anime styles aren't really that unique anymore since most people who can draw don't have troubles drawing in japanese style
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola I never said it was just the USA. I said "western nations" which would include countries in Europe, the Americas, and most likely Australia.
I'm not very familiar with the countries in Africa and what they would call it, and I don't know how other Asian counties refer to Japanese animation.
I didn't mention manga, so I'm not going to really talk about that.
Though, as an animation student, I find it funny that making a cartoon is animating and making a comic (usually short form in this case) is cartooning.
Have a good day.
@@poke-talia268 wait... Australia is a western country? Wasn't it located somewhere in the eastern side of Earth?
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola While physically it is in the eastern part of the globe, it is considered to be a culturally western country. At least according to google.
Her: he's probably thinking about other girls
Him: it's been thirty year's. Why are my kidneys not Adultneys?
Woah, you're here too?
LMAO THIS GOT ME WHEEZING-
Lol
Bit
Snipin is a good job mate
Kirby with a knife is our savior
_y e s ._
@@nonexistentbanana4283 S O Y B O Y
It's the chosen one
@@darthlynx5792 _H O W D A R E Y O U_
Dang right
1:17 basically, the "females" thing comes from incels and neck-beards referring to girls as "females" when telling stories / complaining about something related to women. it's usually intended to be objectifying or disrespectful, although you can obviously use the term regularly since it's just a word
saying 'my female friend' doesn't sound weird unless it's in a hostile tone, then it just sounds... creepy.
it's not inherently a bad thing, it's just depending on your tone it can come off as you making women out to be... like a different species or something? LOL
it just sounds weird. i'm a girl, and it wouldn't personally offend me, but i'd be weirded out if someone referred to me as a "female" with a hostile tone lmao
(idk why they said it would make you a cop though)
if u say "i met a female" instead of "girl" it's fukin weird
Referring to human women as 'females' just rubs me the wrong way. Feels dehumanising, really. Just say women or girls or people if it doesn't need to be gendered.
Ok female
I think the difference is also in whether you're using it as a noun or an adjective. If you use it as an adjective (especially if you're not even talking about humans), it's fine. But using it as a noun and saying "females" instead of "women" or "girls" is gross.
@@ONE-vt1fz wow you got her, good job. Joke level 100
Dear non-anime fans.
I apologise, on behalf of the good anime community, for the anime crazed neckbeards portrayed within this video. We are not all like this.
Sincerely
Just some random dude with an anime profile pic, I guess.
Yes, leave normal anime fans alone. There are non-fetish furries like me to take out your aggression on XD
We are all so sorry about them, they escaped the prison we locked them in. Kevin was asleep on his guard shift.
@@NieroshaiTheSable that "XD" at the end doesn't help your case.
@@alexgade4512 Self-deprecating humor over your head?
@@NieroshaiTheSable Nah
Are we just going to ignore that Greta Thunberg said Star Wars is based off the LEGO series
It shouldnt be ignored >:(
Yes yes we are
Pretty sure she just doesn't get the lego star wars: the complete saga meme
Idk, I thought it was like a photoshopped thing
@@nerdyfalco408 Yeah, seems fake to me
The only person who suits a fedora is Michael Jackson
Counterpoint: perry the platypus
Muzan Jackson
And even then thats pushing it.
it's because he knew how to wear one.
A t-shirt and sweats isn't the way.
Hey, the mafia
TIL: neckbeards are another sub race, not a style of facial hair
Hahahaaaaaa! Good luck with that you hopeless bastards! 🤣
I hate neck beards, they ruin shit. I like Katanas style swords, and European swords, and I like learning about the discipline and history behind swords but neck beards ruined it socially outside of a few circles (Still won't stop me)
@@themeddite2935 Also ruined fedoras, trenchcoats, and being passionate about movies
@@themeddite2935 I hate them too. But have you ever punched one in the face? It’s satisfying watching them fall over and try to get back up. And them actually try to hurt you but they fall over. (Please don’t ask. He flirted with my girlfriend first. That’s all you needed to know.)
@@MJHootHoot I mean I watched a scrawny one get decked in the face for touching my friends sister inappropriately. He fell over his nose pretty much busted, he tried to get up by my friend kicked him in the face.
I love how EmKay is just so practical that they make themself laugh at every joke they make
Love how you call all the narrators Emkay themself lol.
Jstmist ' they basically are tho
@@littlewawa7608 No the way I thought you were referring to them as one person
Jstmist ' oh ok sorry I thought you where like trynna say I’m stupid or something nvm
@@littlewawa7608 no it's good man
I once said here on the internet that incels/neckbeards were kinda scary and then a bunch of them started blaming me for not getting matches on Tinder lmao
Petition to make Jack say “My name is Jack, have you seen my crack?”
I have, but I sold it to ...
@@idiotkid3607 Me!
@Ron 133 like 10 bucks
The good stuff or the booty?
I wrecked it
"She doesn't have my sense of humor so she must be clinically insane!!"
I was watching this video, and the *cure* for neckbeardism became crystal-clear. Hear me out.
These guys fancy themselves to be “old school gentlemen”, right? They aspire to have the class and effortless cool of guys like Cary Grant and Humphrey Bogart. Ergo, if they want that kind of retro, debonair badassery, then they must *live* as those true gentlemen lived. This means …
1.) Cary Grant and his peers did not while away their hours in front of a computer, so out goes the laptops, desktops, iPads, etc. Their incomes depended on their health, so they kept active, spending their time out of doors engaged in rigorous, athletic activity. While you’re at it, rip the creepy anime posters off of your walls, too.
2.) The gentlemen of old held themselves to a high standard of personal hygiene, so showers, haircuts, and clean clothes are a must.
3.) Gentlemen in the old days also had strict standards of personal dress. Ergo, you won’t be mixing your fedora with a t-shirt and cargo shorts. A polo shirt and khaki pants would be a good starting point.
4.) People in the 1940’s didn’t have social media, so meeting people in real life took REAL effort. Get out of your homes and meet people. Fraternal organizations, community groups, neighborhood sporting teams, etc. are all great real-world means of meeting folks.
1:06
I mean... it's... true? Vocaloid body wash'd probably sell out within a week-
please tell me vocaloid body wash will smell like flowers and not some futuristic smell because I wouldn't want to sit with someone who smells like a combination of alcohol and off-brand axe body spray
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 Leeks, my guy. Leeks.
@@thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740 then you'd be able to identify a neckbeard weeb
Imagine the revenue...
@@thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740 who in the world would want to smell like leeks
People need to accept that people don’t have to be a 10/10 if you legitimately love each other and aren’t in a toxic relationship.
Beautiful words 😊
I can feel all the neckbeard’s parent’s disappointment emitting from the screen and it is strong
Same
Emkay: Uploaded 1 minute ago
Me who was about to go shopping: ight imma head in.
YES
go in
@@user-dw1es8nk2l give me da child back
@@Rororishin E
Gave you the 69 likes
Now say nice
"Does this TWICE pinboard make me a neckbeard?"
*sweats in having TIWCE pictures all over my room*
My daughter really started steaming on that.
Me
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@@errorusernamenotfound1018 as a once I confirm of this
Also with the Shera thing, all the designs, especially the women characters, were all based off of the same mold in the old show, since they were selling toys off of it. The new show doesn't have to be held back by that so they can be more diverse with their designs
I'd just like to clarify that not all weebs are sexist, misogynistic, incel neckbeards
Precisely. Many of us are just friendly goofballs who like anime, manga, and other Japanese pop culture.
@@tsubakiofmelancholy6297 👍
i do not believe that
I can’t be only here enraged by the fact none of neck beards and people who make fun of them can tell the difference between a trilby and a fedora
Congratulations, you made me look up the difference between two very similar and almost identical yet very different hats
They aren't the same 👁️👄👁️
Yessir Trilby's are where it's at
also panamas, bowlers and porkpies.
The differences are pretty clear.
@@alexgade4512 heh, porkpies. Sounds like something you'd eat a Family Cookout or something
Jack: *pronounces Frylock as Frilock*
Me: peace was never an option...
That was enough for rage fuel, but how could we hate em? He exposes Neck beards in their natural habitat
"I have a high IQ"
spells biology wrong
i have eh high IQ. for a canadian anyway.
Girls who have posters of man-crushes and boyband member's faces, _outside of a cheesy teen drama,_ should have their own female equivalent of being a Neckbeard
(Except less severe cause they're probably unlikely to DM that celebrity irl and bitch about how they don't wanna date them)
Most of those people are teenage girls with hormones my guy they're allowed to have crushes
Usually they fall into r/nicegirls I think.
we do! they’re called josh hutcherson simps
They're called r/legbeards
"its not kid lover, its lolicon" SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP AND NEVER EVER COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF A CHILD
Watching these videos have 2 effects on me, 1, I hate humanity and the fact that I'm a part of it and 2, it boosts my self confidence because at least I know I'm not as bad as *these people*
Can we take a moment to appreciate how at 5:40 Greta believes Star Wars was based on Lego?
I noticed that too! People really need to check their facts before saying things like that.
Do we have any confirmation she actually said that outside an ifunny post?
Whenever I feel like I may be too weird for society, I find comfort in knowing there are so many other people out there a lot weirder than I am lol. Somewhere on this planet, there exists the king of cringe. Someone so weird that nobody is weirder.
Don’t you dare disturb Shrek, that’s frowned upon in Shrekism to disturb our god
reddit moment
Bro, do you wear a fedora?
Don't worry lads, that's shrek's neckbeard cousin, our lord has not been disturbed.
9yo
@@Darksides-Realm however he is getting creepy on his girl tho
4:58 This only applies to humans, however. If you are a platypus, _then_ you can pick up girls while wearing a fedora. However, neckbeards are not platypi/platypusses/platypus/platypeople, they are humans, so they just look dumb while wearing a fedora.
If a platypus was wearing a fedora he could pick me up, and I'm a guy
A platypus?
The fact that yall are making Japanese culture and language as an aesthetic or a way to make you seem cool is slowly, but surely killing me inside.
hello i promise you im actually genuinely interested in fashion trends like cyberpop/cyber fashion and i genuinely want to learn japanese because the writing systems are so complex and beautiful it’s so fuckin weird how people just misunderstand japanese culture istg ill see cringe gacha kids calling themselves “baka” as if it’s an endearing thing lmao
How do people even have the confidence to even comment on total strangers' posts, let alone neck beard things or creepy things? Their confidence level must be above 9000...
it's because they see nothing wrong with what they're doing. They see their simping as "compliments".
@@alexgade4512 yeah. Its actually really sad that they don't even realise that they are doing something wrong
@@alexgade4512 sad that people can’t see the difference.
“I like your shirt” = compliment
“PM me those honkerdonkers” = ew
*STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD*
(Crying)
You’re not just some guy! You’re natsu!! What’s good dude?
Hello Natsu
Are you friends with some guy with a mustache because you have similar names and both from fairytail
Oh hey look it's just some guy with a scarf.
More! More!!!!
3:00 I don't know what's worse, the fact he said it or the fact that 97 people agreed with him.........
Liking a comment doesn't mean that you agree with the person you might like a comment simply because it made you smile
Woof! But that would be supporting the comment doe
@@2027frfr exactly. Why would that make someone smile? It's disgusting....
oh hello there
Yugioh soap:Exists
Me: Well guess its time to send some weirdos to the shower realm!
I remember a nice guy once accused me of being secretly a neckbeard even tho I posted a story on reddit of when I was stalked by one. It was because I told him I have a bf who is actually nice and not "nice".
Worst thing about him was that he said the sandy hook shooting was fake like WHAT
1:17 this is referring the neckbeards calling women females instead of, you know, women. You don't call a woman a female unless you are specifically talking about her sex, which they usually are not. Context is the key.
And this has absolutely nothing to do with lgbt and gender.
Hey, I'm watching this after months of not watching emkay, and WHERE'S DAMIEN????
Has his own channel just look up Damien reddit and he should pop up
He left a while ago.
Yeah, I miss him too
He is dead
There are three different people now, Jack (this dude), Robin, and Lexi. I haven't heard Zack or Damien on here in a while.
Just an FYI, Koneko.mari's posts on Instagram are not at all art related, definitely NSFW.
Yup, I see that, clearly NSFW
And why does a Grey Knight know of this?
12:28: Considering that Hentai
is a Word and therefore has an
actual Translation: Yes, yes that sounds dumb.
If you translate 'Hen-s-ual', you literal get some
very bad grammar version of the word 'PERVERT'.
No Joke.
Have you ever eaten, a tangerine?
"Why is he posting this stuff if he has a girlfriend?"
No, he has a wife. Who is a doctor.
She-ra's sort of in the same grey area as Stephen Universe where it's kind of a kids show but also an empowerment / general feel-good show, although it is complete bs that every superhero has to be sexualised to grotesque proportions as if we haven't progressed passed the 60s (who cares that their original outfit was / could have been like that if they were made like 50 years ago)
Also she's a child
Emkay: *Posted A Video*
Me: My Boredness HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
same
Cucumber
@v: YEET :v • 15 years ago, Huh?
@@annoyinggaster what?
@@annoyinggaster microwave
I just died laughing when he shouted, "I WANNA SELL FEET PICS!"
12:28: Considering that Hentai
is a Word and therefore has an
actual Translation: Yes, yes that sounds dumb.
If you translate 'Hen-s-ual', you literal get some
very bad grammar version of the word 'PERVERT'.
No Joke.
not related to the video but I once had a dream where James Charles was my roommate and delivered me a cat via email
i named the cat Chara, she was cute and now i want a cat
Understandable, have a great day.
Thanks, now I also want to pet chara.
12:28: Considering that Hentai
is a Word and therefore has an
actual Translation: Yes, yes that sounds dumb.
If you translate 'Hen-s-ual', you literal get some
very bad grammar version of the word 'PERVERT'.
No Joke.
Thank god it wasn't Shane...
15:41 "It's not "Kid Lover" it's "Lolicon"" YIKES
That's 10 wee-woos and a half from the police.
One of my friends started watching anime and because I watch them too I was happy. However, I think she might be getting too into it and I'm kinda afraid she will end up like those neckbeards. She was already the "I'm not like other girls" kind of person and I don't want her case to get worse. Im kinda worried
Don’t worry, not all of them get the neckbeard virus.
It's been 1 year, what happened ?
1:08
Me a weeb who's always clean: *Am I a joke to you*
Well then for that i commend you
same
Same
Yeah, I shower every day. I hate the greasy feeling I get when I don't. It feels gross.
Same
5:25
Fun fact; you should call the fbi because this girl is underaged
Yeah, she's like, 15 or 16.
“Girls also have a bunch of pictures of cute guys on their walls”
Me stares at my BTS poster and remembers my ENTIRE camera roll full of anime 2D men and k-pop men
Starts frantically sweating
Mr.?or?Mrs. Katana sword ᄋᄉᄋ me with my unholy amount of StrayKids and Shinne posters 💔
I came to the comments to look for stays! I was really sweating at that part lol
I have pictures of loads of diff characters from diff media i don't see the issue.
Me, a guy with a Zico poster: *nervous gay sweating*
literally every 12 +/- year old does unless they're amish or something.
How to scare an Aussie. Claim you saw an emu on their property
"You are so anomalous to me, I need to get you into a SCP conteniment facility"
You made my day man😂
This video being exactly 20 minutes is very satisfying
After watching this and going to the sub-reddit myself, I feel Extremely sorry for being a person who like anime and manga.
But why though? EVERY fandom has awful people. Most people are awful about at least something. Like what you like, and realize that those people aren't you, and they aren't the people making what you love.
if you don't act like them, why worry?
@@alexgade4512
Yeah that's true huh. Thanks for making me feel a little bit better.
12:25 Actually that guy might just be some variety of asexual, not experiencing any attraction to real people but experiencing attraction towards fictional characters is definitely a thing, and the only part about the post that really bothered me was the whole fetishization of japanese culture.
Yeah, that's the part that started to really concern me
2:25 - The Incelephant.
3:09 FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT! Bruh I'm not even gonna lie people that look at Loli stuff scare me like spiders do. anytime they're around I'm 24% concerned and ready to throw shoes at them.
19:10 guys... she doesn’t post art
She posts sexual images of herself
big oof
Power to her then
@Lonely Pluto why??
@@misnomer6345 because she linked her clearly nsfw account with no warning
All I gathered from this is I’m not in the neck beard category, and I couldn’t be happier about that outcome
M'lady
This is my first r/neckbeard video and heres what I've learned...
If im ever going through a wave of depression, watch these videos, because i will be reminded that there are guys out there that are infinitely more cringy and horrible than i could ever be. I mean seriously wtf was this 12:30
Also I never expected to see someone dressed as Joker looking at.... actually wtf even is that, they look like butts, although theres packaging but... you know what the more questions i ask the more im gonna regret asking them
@8:55 literally anybody who likes TWICE (that's who those girls are) has a board like that - girl, boy, old, young. it's not neckbeardy in the slightest unless you're one of their actual stalkers and there's a shrine underneath it
I love how the guy said "if you say anime are cartoons you may die" yet calls manga and comics the same thing
I'm glad Jack got this video, he seems familiar enough with the channel that he feels comfortable giving longer intelligent responses to the posts and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I'm always gonna miss Damien but Jack is def my favorite of the new crew. No slight to David, Cougar, or Lexi bc they're all fantastic voice actors but none of them make me laugh like Jack does. Keep up the fantastic work, guys.
6:30
I play that game (im a girl firstly-) and i can tell you it is NOT a dating game 😂 its just girls in sometimes lewd outfits fighting eachother. In a chibi style
This is why i believe god has left us because people like this exist
Wouldn't it be the one who made em like that? I dunno, I'm an atheist and really couldn't care less tbh.
@@Fau. doesn't seem like you care less
5:56 that voice impression of nute gunray of Star Wars was actually quite good
Aren't y'all Aussies still at war with the Emus?
1:31..
I'm Dutch, and reading the texts is just cringey to me.
I can handle it in English, but not Dutch 😅
Yes! I read “jongedame “ instant ptsd
Saaaaamee
So fucking true
You are dutch? Isn't it the guy from rdr2???
this is r/niceguys in ANOTHER LEVEL
0:16 "if you already know my name is Jack, then that makes you pretty wack"
Jokes on you I'm new and I thought you were Robin.
12:28: Considering that Hentai
is a Word and therefore has an
actual Translation: Yes, yes that sounds dumb.
If you translate 'Hen-s-ual', you literal get some
very bad grammar version of the word 'PERVERT'.
16:00
The fat shaming bastard, she looks gorgeous in that outfit and anyone who says otherwise can fight me!!
7:16 Rogue the bat: "I beg to differ."
Funny Supplement for this here: The whole channel of 'Some More News' ,
but especially his recent video about Elon Musk being part of MANY Hashtags.
*Hello random stranger on the internet! I hope you’re having an amazing day/night and safe from Covid 19!*
Thank you for this, you too
you too
I might have it
@@bigbussenfishyshart6975 😱 if you do I hope you recover from it❤️
Have a nice day to sir/madam hope you have a nice day thanks for being so kind
The amount of misogyny radiating from these neckbeards are reaching levels I did not even know were possible
Another thing worth saying: Don't treat every ifunny post as factual news.
2:36 oh no...
HE'S TURNING INTO HIS GREATEST NEMES- oh wait, he's Australian
As a fellow anime fan, I sincerely apologize foe their behavior. We are not all this bad, I promise. Sure, training in Katana is fine if you really enjoy it, just don’t go crazy and try to become the freaking Hokage.
Normal Sane Person -> Anime Watcher -> Anime Fan -> Weeb
Degeneration
Ok. My friend is a anime fan, and he’s ok.
Well "Tis" means pee on danish
The voice acting reminds me of SorrowTV. Oh how i miss that channel.
The comments : only a platypus looks good in a Fedora. Only Michael Jackson looks good in a Fedora
Vault-Tec rep: *I'm gonna stop you right there*
PS: isn't this subreddit just another version of r/niceguys?
Technically, yes
Neckbeards: She must be white or Asian, a 10, a virgin, * names other superficial things * NO NEGOTIATION!
Also Neckbeards: WOMEN SHOULD LOWER THEIR STANDARDS ONLY IM ALLOWED TO LIKE PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR APPEARANCE AND OTHER SHALLOW THINGS!!
12:30 this guy's gonna visit japan and have a sad realization that:
1) japan doesn't make every single anime
2) no body gives a shit about katana skills or traditional clothing (unless it's new years)
3) in some places in japan, non asian weebs will get the shit beat out of them cause they find it offensive that americans (and other foreigners) and flaunt their weeb culture and assume everyone in japan is like that.
4) he's gonna die a virgin.
Great Supplement for this here: The whole channel of 'Some More News' ,
but especially his recent video about Elon Musk being part of MANY Hashtags.
EmKay sounds like he could do an amazing Yugi impression
FUN FACT: your stomach thinks that all potatoes are Mashed
Fun fact: your stomach thinks all food is mashed
Fun fact:Peter Pan isn't the hero in the movie "Peter Pan"
Fun fact: A fun fact has to be fun to be a "fun fact".
Fun fact: you
Not for me, I don't think french fries are mashed
2:10 Elephants genuinely do this and a lot of the times if they can't get an elephant they'll even rape animals of other species like hippos and rhinos. Because for an Elephant any holes a goal.
Every neckbeard watching this: REEEEE WE DONT DO THIS
This DOES assume all neckbeards are weebs and incels, when so many are just awkward dorks.
@@NieroshaiTheSable not all are weebs, but all are incels.
Did not meet a neckbeard that wouldn't simp over a titty and act normal in an encounter with a girl.
17:26 I AM HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
I will talk people's ears off about my favorite combos of characters voiced by the same people (Did you know that Miraculous Ladybug and Danganronpa share a SCARY number of voice actors?) and somehow Lin (I believe that's the name of the Spirited Away character) feels like a good combo with Megara and Rose Quartz even though it's also weird.
Megara and Rose Quartz don't fit together so well, but that's what makes that collage so fun.
I love the "sword" skills all these people have. I have some fencing skills but I have out of my league with that lightsaber warrior.
Bur seriously in too many pictures I see people hold the blade handle above the shoulder. It is not a good dueling stance. Keep the blade in front of you so you have the ability to parry. Keeping the "above shoulder" stance is only useful for a decisive blow but would be so much more efficient with one hand. Even then there are better things than that. If you watch anime to learn your fighting lessons, you will get nowhere.
Unpopular opinion: fedoras are cool and look cool but neckbeards ruined it “cries in Mario looking cool in a suit but he has a fedora so he looks very cool but neckbeards have made fedoras only a neckbeard thing”
I'll give you even more unpopular opinion
Fedoras, bowl hats and other hats like that should only be paired with a classy suit
well if it's unpopular then it cannot be true. if it's unpopular then it cannot, by definition, be cool.
Me: Everyone deserves love!
Me after seeing this subreddit: Not everyone deserves love
Am I still a child if when I hear “fedora” I think “Carmen.... San Diegoooooooooo,”?
7:15 there is ONE more thing characters' costume designs should be based on:
Symbolism of their character or of their power.