The CRINGIEST Incel Rapper (w/ Danny Gonzalez)
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Bro how are you out here showing images of literal shit and still getting sponsored. 😭
If I’m not mistaken, Danny’s an ExpressVPN guy… Awkward.
2:33 maybe not this guy but have you not heard about the girl who got knocked about to a NBA player and left him so she could claim his bag. She bragged about on Instagram
i cant believe "drinking horse semen" is part of the sponsor
"Women are the reason men are gay"
Actually, men are the reason but ok.
That’s probably a better rhyme than he’ll ever rap.
this reads like dr seuss i love it
As a Bi guy, I can confirm this
LOL 😂 nice 👍
I have no idea why but my brain wouldn't process how gay and ok rhymed for like a solid minute
His hair looks wet because his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
He really isn’t even good enough to be mentioned in the same breath as Eminem, but I appreciate the solidity of the joke. 😂😂
he’s nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready
His chicken tendies are fried and bready. Put em’ in her oven, hot damn they’re ready. Got her squirting honey musty, nice and steady.
oml this is gold
@@annacook1222 to drop bars but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down
The sheer amount of times this dude rhymed shit with shit is unmatched
And legends say his raps continue to be shit
He does quite *shitty* rhymes. Eh? Eh?
Okay I’ll see myself out.
eminem has been real quiet since this man showed his lyrical genius
@@kaskaskasHas he? Shit
@@batastrophic9762I got the shit bitch cuz Danny only want want my shit shit and I need to shit shit
Oh I knew the racism was coming out at some point lmao. You can’t have misogyny and homophobia and not have racism all up in there. Gotta love incels.
It’s like incel bingo 💀
gotta catchem all 💀
Man's collecting hate crimes like infinity stones
NAAW LMAO
the unholy trinity
His aesthetic is greasy 1950s bully. He's a Stephen King villain. He just needs a switchblade, and 2 goons.
He would beat up the stand by me kids
Oh this is perfect 😂🤣
I would argue that he’s one of the goons.
aww nice octavian. . . has quintilius varus given you back your legions yet?
@@jbudde7383 Definitely. He's the least like 3d personality goon. Like the most stereotypical jackass weirdo goon. There's always that dynamic, like the least cool of the group. Like the Heathers.
When he can’t think of a rhyme he just ends the line with “shit” or “fuck” 😂
Or "bitch"
@@elleembee6335 Or “guy”
@@donttellthefbiimhere9426 I'm just glad the racial slur wasn't a regular in these.
He truely is the second coming of Eminem.
Revolutionary rhyming if you ask me.
As someone that escaped the incel shit, that loneliness based superiority complex is 100% accurate
Congrats on making it out bud, it’s always a good day when someone betters themself
Oh damnn, okay, really happy that you changed dude
Yet you still don't have a gf. Sad asf 😂
@@sting0262 no need to project, there's still hope for you. IF I CAN DO IT ANYONE CAN!!!
@@davidallen329 You still can't get a girlfriend apparently. Don't lie to yourself, it's ok dude
as a lesbian i can whole heartedly confirm this man is the root of all lesbianism ever.
So wait a second yall coming after him for being an incel while making fun and joking about his look how is taht possible aren't yall basically proving him to be right?
@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 im not making fun of his looks. im making fun of his insecure, childish mentality that all women are the spawn of satan.
The square root of lesbianism is this guy.
@@MasterMagikarp yall proving Him to be true lol what is up with yall
@@crabsareprettyneat5772 OK now how exactly Is he wrong how is his mentality wrong what is wrong with what he believes in you do realize that a guy who look like this doesn't have a raelshinship won't have one didn't live teen love didn't get to date like other teens won't get you do realize that a guy who look like this will never get the same looks Same treatment Same acceptence same life same dating but yeah go on say how is he wrong
He adds "shit" to the end of all his sentences like an animal crossing character
UNDERRATED COMMENT OMG
HELPP
you slay me, June
Lol!! 😅
His island representative really needs to give him a new catchphrase.
The grease is a defense mechanism. He’s so slippery that no woman can catch him!! 🏃♂️🏃♂️
Shit this made me laugh. 🤣
I hope no one catches him. For their sake
He makes me want to go take a shower even though I took one only a few hours ago. ick 😖
He's gotta be slippery or the women might steal his semen. 😌
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
Fun fact: Being a 'nice' person is the bare minimum, *NOT* a personality trait :)
What we saying is why being nice is not getting you anywhere or anything why guys who are everything but nice gets everything fboys club guys always gets it but why not nice guys?
@@ailishdidntwork oh lol it is always this reply back if this the case then why guys who are nice gets older and still don't get anything the fact that yall always this same thing oh what if he is faken being nice could yall just try to say another reply for one time
In order to get to know a guys perosnlity either it is real or not or he faken it or not you need to get to know him while girls reject on sight how could they know there is guys on youtube who talk about being in their late 20s and older and they still are single despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with them or their personality and they still single there is women on reddit who talked about how they rejected super nice guys 10/10 personlity cause they weren't attracted to them
On social media how many women have said that being too nice is way unattractive and a deal breaker how many women have said that it is how yall on social media be like oh yall are wrong and yiur comment will get likes but after that out there try watching a nice guy approaching a girl and then say being nice is so wonderful lol
@@ailishdidntwork respond please 🙏
@@ailishdidntwork How many women have been kind to me in my lifetime? Family and relatives don't count. I honestly can't recall any. When I was young young girls would not even look at me even if I tried talking with them, as I got older I was never looked at still and looked at some times as a creep trying to tu blend in or to get a girl and they just avoided me even if I didn't even talk to them.
They love to parrot the phrase "only respecting women you're attracted to isn't respecting women." Newsflash: only being nice to attractive men doesn't mean you're nice. And oh yes women onky act nice to attractive and model looking men there is no need to deny that we seeing what happen to women when they see an attractive guy on tik tok Instagram omegle in puplic.. Etc they melt down while with the rest of men who are poor ugly and don't share the aesthetics they get the absolute worst treatment
So many women only reply back to guys who are attractive or talking hot or got aesthetics
It blow my mind when women think they are virtuous and nice when they are anything but lol
@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77Sounds like your issue is not women but low self esteem and confidence. Sounds like you adopted a victim mindset towards women because you got rejected and instead of accepting that you are projecting onto literally everyone else. But the reality is your mindset is flawed as you are treating women as a single thing and not a multitude of of individual people with separate personality traits and expeirences. Mabye you view women as something that is given rather than a person that gets to choose thier own life. It seems to me that you have either been burned and adopted this view to make up for your hurt and lack of self esteem or grew up being taught this mindset. Also, if you look at the comments of the person you are arguing with, you will notice that they have taken you argument into account amd have even agreed with you on some aspects. That of wich is not reciprocated. Sounds like this video triggered you and now you are projecting your thoughts on several comments here regardless of the content. You are not really listening to others thought and are instead using this place to project all your frustrations and sexist beliefs onto.I will agree with you on the fact that women can be awful people but so can men and literally anyone else. Because PEOPLE can be absolutely awful. It seems like you expect women to give you something when you interact with them like your earning a reward. But women are not some quest or object they are people and the sooner you can get that through your head the easier interacting with women are going to be. And you are definitely going to find PEOPLE who are going to be absolute Aholes to you regardless of gender. Thats life. People can suck. I've had both women and men treat me like crap. Because people of all genders can become messed up and treat others like crap.
As a gay person thing, I can confirm I did this myself. Giving women the blame for my homosexuality really discredits all the hard work i’ve done to make me the gayest version of myself. This has been my Ted talk.
Bro has a PHD in homosexuality
A choice was identified, and a decision made. 😂
@@BreadyMcBasedI have one too
being gay isnt a choice, but being THIS gay is, and it's always the correct one
As a woman, you're welcome, gay men. I spend hours in my lab every day working on The Gay™ and it's become a thankless job. Next time you be homosexual, remember that it was me all along.
Wait so how did you make me bisexual? What's the secret formula?
@@tyr9499 My lawyers have advised me not to divulge the secrets of The Gay™, however, I *can* tell you that my witch cauldron has been seeing a lot of use in recent years.
@@tyr9499 you are bi because you have a partial immunity to "The Gay™"
@@cet1r1z1ne Thank you
Wait, so are you behind this whole transgender thing as well? Goddammit we need answers lady!
I like that he consistently rhymes “shit” and “shit”. Poetic.
The skill!
He’s truly a spiritual miracle individual
@@TrentonF505 I'm a lyrical miracle!!!
rappers do this all the time but they also at least don't do it every single video, which he does. also other rappers are good, whereas he is not.
@@droomzy love your analysis, couldn’t said it any better. Deeply moved!
As an emotional man, I can clearly agree that emotion is always stored in the balls.
post nut clarity is just being logical after all the emotions been nutted out
I thought we just kept our pee in there. Thanks man!
As a trans man I finally understand why I have never felt emotion ever
@@charlieandhisantics9954 for trans people it’s stored in the toes, try recalibrating them 😇👹
@@tylersutton7261 Bro...we don't store pee in our balls...
We store pee in the bladder, seamen is stored in the balls.
The fact that I’m still bisexual after watching this is proof sexual preference is unfortunately not a choice
I was attracted to him, his body was kinda nice.
Then he spoke-
Sometimes you’ll meet someone and be like “wow they look really cool or friendly” then they say the MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT- all chances of friendship?? G O N E
"women are emotional" *is visibly angry which is an emotion*
men's anger doesnt count as an emotion😤
@@akashkhan4655 so true, when woman angry they on period, when men angry they strong and manly
@@endmite Very stronk very manly 😡👿👹🥶
@@explojinn 💪👺🤜 STRONK
help the sewer rats r gonna tickle my pickle
Gotta love how he rhymes 'shit' with 'shit' and 'guy' with 'guy', he's a real mastermind
dont forget his best one, "bitch" with "bitch"! he's a pioneer of the form
Bro he is so smart i can’t 🤧👏🙌😫
Chill incel
He also got his tiktok accout banned
rap prodigy
I dated a guy like this. After I kicked him out for not contributing, he sent me death threats. Then he went and had a shrekshual relationship with a 14 yo. Shit like this is weird.
Sounds like he learned from his time with you that grown women weren't as easily manipulatable as underaged girls.
@@funnatopia704 OH HEW NAHHH
Men have rebranded anger as a logical response men have rather than an emotion that they feel. That’s how they’re able to be in a furious rage while ALSO claiming to be emotionless at the exact same time.
Which is funny because you are at your most irrational while angry/emotional.
Its so cringe😭
“Rotting ron Weasley” and “greased sewer look” had me fuckin bawling
Ron with the Draco haircut lmao
Balling ⛹️
He will never be ballin' [Balling.]
i was offended as a greasy sewer person, like sure i may be a wet rat but we respect women and poetry down here, when we're avoiding drowning and stuff
GHRASED SEWERE LOOK LMAO GaAGHEA
I think men like him forget that anger is, in fact, an emotion
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Just looking at the guy you can tell he forgets a lot of stuff. Like showering and not looking like he has 60 bodies in his basement all of which are women that rejected him
It should be locked so the dudes can't read it. Keep telling him its not women gave you life.
No matter how many times I tell these girls hide your birth control from them don't take any chances even at 2% fertility.
We might not be "doctors" per say but there sperm count's have measurements too not just her fertility.
They should have a special type of "birth control too and recall there condoms. Make there's 39.99 or 49.99 too.
Oh but its fine cuz its females fault we get angry /s
Technically not an emotion but still
i actually had to end a friendship with a guy who was very intensely very nice. we got in touch through mutual friends at school, and i found him super cool, since we shared similar, very niche interests. he wasn't very popular in school, people seemed to avoid him, but i didn't understand why, he seemed so super nice. he asked for my socials and started hanging out with me and my friendgroup at school. he was pretty shy and quiet, so he'd really only talk to me and another girl who he had known for longer. i'd listen to his stories that would over time evolve into long rants and trauma dumps and i'd listen and try to help - not realizing how exhausting it was for me.
eventually he started showing physical attention, hugging and giving me headpats, even made up a nickname for me: Cookie, since i was "sweet and little." I felt a bit uncomfortable at his touch, but i convinced myself it's fine, and it is merely his way of showing kindness and friendliness. then, over time, this guy would want to offer me rides home and if i'd decline ("ah i wouldnt want to bother haahaa") he'd get frustrated and insist to wait for the bus with me. at this point my friends and boyfriend grew totally suspicious of him, but i'd insist he means well.
then the gifts would come. little chocolate bars he'd sometimes let me choose, sometimes they'd be hidden in my bag. he'd ask if i had found them, seemed offended if i had not. he would claim his "friend-language" is giving gifts, and i swallowed every word. one thing he apparently thought we shared was speaking english in totally random occasions. where i live, english is not a native language, yet he'd speak it out of the blue in a conversation previously held with our native language. i'd play along, but oftentimes it got very intense and even a bit frustrating. it might not seem that weird, but it felt as if he was trying to search for any inside jokes or things between us.
then one day he asked to meet me outside of school. he casually asked if i had any plans for the week and after i said no, he asked me to meet him at his house. i tried to think of reasons for not going (i was getting very uncomfortable at that point), like me not having a ride or it being very late, but he insisted he could pick me up and bring back. i didn't want to go, but i nevertheless agreed. during the meeting he'd talk so much about how much it meant to him that we met and how he's so excited and since it seemed like a big deal to him, i didn't want to disagree. at 9pm i wanted to go home, but he insisted he drink one beer and he would be good to drive in two hours. he was keeping me there, alone at his house, and i was getting upset, but i played cheerful and happy to be there.
needless to say, my boyfriend got super angry. he was a bit disappointed in me, but he understood my reasoning and difficulties with setting boundaries. i told this overly nice guy about the situation, and he claimed he didn't mean to cause any trouble and that he totally respects my relationship.
the funny thing is: he didn't respect it at all. he'd claim during our whole friendship that it is just that - friends. but what i heard from this mutual friend of ours was something entirely else. apparently he used to rant so much to her about me and how he likes me so much. he lied straight to my face and suddenly every hug, every nickname and especially the meeting had a different light shone on them. i felt awful, i felt like a naive child. the worst is, he simultaneously had a big crush on this mutual friend, and he had a big problem with her boyfriends and the people she associated with. he would rant to _me_ about how she doesnt know what's the best for her and how he will "keep on pursuing" her and all this creepy stuff.
eventually it all bursted. he'd start complaining after school how everyone's gatekeeping me and the other girl from him, how he "was pushed away from the two people he came to meet" and at that point the creeps truly hit in. i remember one time especially, when he wanted to talk to me after class, fuming and shaking with rage. every time i took a step back, he'd inch closer. i feared he would do something to me, fortunately my friend came in to interrupt the situation. later i heard from him that he was so angry from the interruption and so mad at my friend he almost crashed his car in the traffic, as he was screaming so much he wasn't focusing on the road.
at that point i had to call it cuts. with my boyfriend's encouragement i explained that it is too much, and that i need space. i blocked all his social media accounts and at school my friends acted as a protective barrier between me and him. he'd continue gaslighting and pleading after that too, he'd stare at my friends with daggers in his eyes and for a long time i was afraid he'd show up to my door since he knew my address. (he had done that to the mutual friend before.)
he was the first case where i truly had to learn to set boundaries with people. i was so afraid i hurt his feelings, but now i know i had to step away from a situation that wasn't treating me with kindness and grace anymore. there are so many more details, but this is already so long. so so sorry for the long rant :'>
TLDR: i was friends with a nice guy who made me his sole focus in life and i got scared and gaslit :'>
oh my god i am so sorry you went through this this sounds absolutely terrifying????
No offense but you brought this up on yourself, you strung him along and spent so much time with him when you never cared about him at all. You said you listened to his Tories but never explained why he was the way he was, as in his home life, his story, you only present him as villain and object in your life. You're so toxic its a real problem.
That sounds really scary, but it's a relief that it didn't escalate. I'm happy to hear that you had other people, including your boyfriend, to lean on during that difficult period.
This sounds so familiar. I’ve had similar experiences, though of course not exactly. I’ll never forget reading a text conversation between a guy who was my friend and a newish guy who started flirting with me. My “friend” (who had said on multiple occasions that he was aware I didn’t want anything beyond friendship and said he was cool with that) said “dude, I put so much work into this, you can’t just come in and take her, you’ll ruin everything.” Like I was a school project. All it takes is a few of those to make you distrust every single guy who says they’re only interested in friendship.
Your situation sounds genuinely frightening though, I’m so glad you had people around you who you could go to for advice and protection! He sounds unwell.
Thanks for sharing and the lesson behind it, good luck finding better friends who respect you
I would pay Cupcakke to write a diss track about this guy, because she’s a lyrical genius-
I don't really know who she is, but it would be hilarious seeing this guys reaction getting destroyed by a woman
*Incel Rapper: What do you mean shit? she should be keeping the kitchen clean shit*
Unironically though
Cupcake's law
Rotting Ron Weasley is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
Except he isn’t even rotten he’s worse
He reminds me more of Peter Pettigrew
@@Sabrina-ts4lz He’s like the missing link between Ron Weasley and Peter Pettigrew
@@aaronlandry3934 the ron weasley to peter pettigrew pipeline
@@meridzs A sewer pipeline maybe
“Emotion is stored in the balls”
-Aristotle, 356 BC
“‘Emotion is stored in the balls’
-Aristotle”
-Sun Tzu
"Women steal a man's emotions through his balls."
Amazing
@@crystaleunoia3974 I'm gonna teach my kids this one day
"Emotion is stored in the balls”
Michael Scott
As a gay man I can confirm that he definitely doesn't help me stay that way.
*First documented case of a gay person turning straight and not the other way around*
@@iceteal3mon108incels can turn anyone straight
“We’re just flushing it away instead of treating it with the same respect we treat women” made me laugh
👍👍👍👍👍👍
As a gay man I can confirm the reason I'm gay is not because of women, but because of men
As a lesbian woman I can also confirm that the reason I’m a lesbian is not because of women, but because of men
@@fififofum168 As a Lesbian I can say that I'm definitely a lesbian because of women😔 women are pretty❤❤❤❤
@@fififofum168 that is 100% fair sjdjdjd
@@rx500android oh 100%
No you’re lying, this guy is the only correct person in the world
I miss the old Eminem :(
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Eminem have gone down hill😞⚰️
Well now we have new Eminem
RAP GOD
Divorcin Harrison Ford in a Porsche. You using way too many napkins. Bapkins.
“If you were me, you would be dead”/“All the other versions of me are dead” is supposed to mean “My life is so tough that I’m the only version of me hardcore enough to survive.” What I hear is “I make decisions so bad that every other version of me is dead, and I don’t have much time left either.”
Meanwhile homeboy looks 15 and lives in… a motel? Is that a motel? Or just a room in his parents’ nice suburban house?
someone gotta inform this dude that his oily hair might attract America
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
does this really count as rap? is this not misogynistic slam poetry?
Nahhh, can't you hear, my man flows as well as semen
For what it's worth- this is my favorite comment.
When he rhymed "shit" with "shit" I thought, damn, he's so talented. You can feel the creativity and the raw emotions flowing through his clever wordplay. The talent. The skill. The audacity of this slick greasy boy. He's so far above us that our feeble minds cannot comprehend his genius but we can still try, and what we can understand is pure bliss to our ears. It's beautiful. Every sentence is magic. I feel euphoria beyond imagination when I hear his angelic voice. Absolutely phenomenal.
If Eminem can pass off misogyny and homophobia as "rap", so can this guy, lol.
@@nomoretwitterhandles Isn't he gay? Didn't he say it on a show? And he's not a misogynist
my favorite boys
Who? Danny and Relentless?
@@RyanBeard Nick is actually Relentless's biggest fan
@@FinneasJedidiah it's true I was his semen
Hey Nick... I heard you actually ARE green is that true?
@@notyouraveragechicken8479 😯
The most cursed part is that I could barely even tell if he was trying to sing/rap. He literally just sounds like he was ranting and sometimes making a few rhymes entirely by accident
aLSO spot on about the Joker/Eminem idolizing shit! Why cant we have Mr. Rogers stans for once smh??
Bob Ross stands too
About the men being too nice thing: The reason many women dislike it, is because it seems dishonest or obsessive.
Either you're doing and saying a bunch of over the top things to manipulate us into feeling like we owe you, or your obsessed because you project a weird perfect ideal onto a real person and pretend we're that ideal woman you created in your head.
One is just trashy, the other one is really unhealthy, which makes it a giant red flag.
So here is the thing women don't like nice guys they see as boring and non attractive and yes stop pretending like this ain't the turth women always fall for the cheater and bad ones all the times they view them as attractive their skills and their body counts women view them as attractive and always goes out with them while they never look at guys who are nice that's why it does feel bad what is wrong with being nice why it doesn't get you anywhere while it is a good thing to be while onky being bad is being held high like this
@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 what your lot has a problem understand is, that being nice is the baseline. If all there is to say about you, is that you're nice you can't expect anyone to think that you're interesting.
@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77so here’s the thing, women aren’t 1 big conglomerate, different women are attracted to different things. Also don’t act like us men never cheat. I don’t know u but for ur own mental health get out the echo chambers ur in, not good for one’s psyche
@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
You've been ranting and raving about being an incel in other comments. Now I see why nobody wants to touch you.
@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77shut up weirdo
The fact that half his rhymes are with crutch words like "fuck" and "shit", and the other half are rhyming a word with itself, is actually going to give me a migraine
It's already hurting my brain
I already have one😏😩
what do you mean shit
that this isnt how you write rap shit?
I think youre just jealous of his skills shit
@@unbelievablegoblin1183 I may not know a lot about raps, but I'm fairly sure the '''shit'' are less common and are timed better.
@Dior Linn Oh yeah you're right.
the fact he thinks any women want their children to have his genes is laughable… god this was a hard video to watch😂
Are you saying women don't want their kids to have a receding hairline, bad acne, a snaggletooth and rancid body odor?
@@TrizollinTehWorld no you’re right why would anybody not want that
Speak for your self, personally i would love a man that look like Syd from ice age
@@TrizollinTehWorld the body odor is the best part
@@Natalie-rb3ux Damn🤣🤣🤣
This dude is the living embodiment of 'if you can't handle me at my worst' memes.
This right here is a perfect example of what we mean when we say if they have to call themselves nice, they are in fact NOT nice.
imagine the nerve it takes to send a sponsored video back to the company for approval and THE FIRST SENTENCE in your ad is "Now i know that drinking horse semen might make you feel strong and protected"
This is exactly what happened
@@RyanBeard Huge balls
@@RyanBeard wait, did you give them any context to that line, or did they have no idea and think it was normal??
🤮
Sexism aside, I think the most annoying part of this guy's raps is that he just tosses a swear word in there so he can say the same swear word in the next line and call it a rhyme.
Damn after you said that, I realized that he does that.
I’ve been saying this same thing the whole video.😬 He just adds “shit” at the end of each line and thinks he did something
@@fluffypanda8445 Wouldn't be surprised if this guy thought "My cat took a shit, I stepped in the shit, I said 'what the shit!' this cat took a shit" was good lyric writing
barista at Starbucks is a BITCH
haven’t showered and my balls ITCH
@@MYLAR. got caught, mf a SNITCH
This isn’t Eminem this is skittle
18:05 I love how he moves his neck around like a bird. really adds to the whole thing
as a gay man, women arent the reason i am gay
however if men keep being like this guy i *will* become straight
Oof same.
Come to the dark side, we have cookies and vaginas!
I understand the struggle, being attracted to man is getting harder every day
women could be the reason you’re gay, you say no women, therefore men
Lmaooo
Guys like these are terrifying. The kind of guy that could literally murder me if I told him no.
I don't support the guy but he literally is trying to keep you away from his semen. So i think you are safe lmao
The guy couldn't murder a wounded mouse with two bricks
@@barryhomeowner9293 Moot point. No one is saying this guy is some trained killer, all it takes is one night where he goes too far and does something vile.
I just recently realized how fortunate I was that I wasn't a great beauty growing up and still am relatively average. Also that I'm not really petite so I guarantee that's kept me from being a target for attackers. These types of guys are the ones you end up seeing in true crime videos. Like, "we all should have seen something like this coming...there were warning signs."
@@MonkeGeorge agree
As a gay man, I can confirm that women are indeed the reason I choose to get called slurs almost exclusively by men everyday💀💀
This video still cracks me up bc I went to school with a guy that rapped like this, and he would walk around the cafeteria and halls and try showing you his songs on his phone 😭 in all of them he was staring directly into the camera and saying the wildest things, I couldn’t stick around to finish any of them 🤣
As a woman, I’ve literally never wondered why there are “so many” gay men. 😂
I’m the 69th like, nice lmao
@@allisonavery7273 I'm the 96th like, nice lmao
@@allisonavery7273 nice
@@Nobody-hc2bo nice
i've wondered why there's so many TAKEN men, but never gay
This man just learnt what a swear word is and he is obsessed
your pfp looks gorgeous!
@@tinathecat thank you :)
I really thought you were Mary-Jane from Spider-Man. You win at life.
Off topic but you’re literally so pretty (in your pfp)
@@replaydiskill omg thank you
he’s so obviously trying to make his voice sound deeper HELPPP
Your “Incel Anthem” is truly a work of genius, I couldn’t hit the subscribe button fast enough
when will guys realize that rhyming "bitch" with "bitch" doesnt make you a rapper
First, they need to realize they don't have to swear heavily (or at _all_ , actually) in a rap to make it good.
Hey, he rhymed shit with shit. He's an expert.
@@plague8163 ^^ be so fr. 😂😂
lmao yeah it occurred to me that if this guy keeps ending every line with "fuck" and "shit," he probably only has to remember other words that rhyme with those words. You'd think with such a GENIUS technique to make rhyming easier, he wouldn't still be so bad at it, yet here we are...
@@cartoonmaster2401bro really wants us too listen to Christian rap
Him: all girls want Is to be with douchebags
Also him: *idolizes the joker whose literally abusive towards Harley*
The Joker: abuses a woman into Stockholm syndrome.
Incels: I want that kind of love!
.... it's almost ironically honest.
Hello, my name is Charlie. I'd like to make an introduction. I created this account so I could get into the character of the Joker since I'm an aspiring thespian and my lifelong dream has been to play the character. He's my favorite villain and I feel like I could bring something great to the role. That being said, people like this guy make my life more difficult since when people see my pfp and username, they assume that I'm one of these people. I remember when CNN was pushing stories that the Todd Phillips, Martin Scorsese, and Joaquin Phoenix "Joker" film would spurr Incel violence. I still believe those claims were much to about nothing, but the actions of this imbecile and others like him legitimize those claims.
Like, that's Harley's whole character arc lmao
@@BestBetterBestest I'm sure Harley Quinn has more stories and arcs outside of dating the Joker!
@@aspiringjoker2883 You keep being you, funny actor man! Just remember not to BECOME the joker and things should work out good. Can't wait to see ya on the big screen someday!
Seeing men call out men for being incels so people don't think women are crazy makes me very happy 💛
The way he rhymed shit with shit multiple times😭
He's proof that lots of women actually don't like douchebags haha
I mean there's douchebags and then there is a legitimate threat to your safety and maybe a little crossover in the middle. But this guy is firmly planted in the latter.
@@anenemystand5582 for sure, I've been there myself
It helps when the douchebag is attractive, which he is not lol
@@xXChaoticRavenXx I feel like that's a bit of a stereotype anyway. Even though there definitely are some people like that, it's not only women. In general I think alot of people just want to win someone over to prove themselves
@@xXChaoticRavenXx u can be a douche of any gender n if ur attractive most ppl wont care lolll
As a gay man, women are in fact not the reason I am gay. But the way that guy looks at the camera makes me feel straighter than I’ve ever been
LMAOOO a 👑for you
@@brybee222 thank you kind person
Literally just want to compliment the pfp, the Sonic Boom cartoon is under rated. Also same- except it's making me consider going from bisexual, to full lesbian.
@@deadplantwitchbitch1748 yess, thank you very much
Fr all the sudden pansexual ain’t lookin so pretty
I love how at 7:00 it slowly zooms in, and in the background on the wall is a poster of the guy talking in his own room, and he's drinking a cold tall glass of come. Really ties all the people in the video tigether. The weak preying on the weakest.
Go boys!
I know it's part of the joke but he's using an inhaler in that poster, I know because I have the same poster
"Women make men gay."
I'm flattered he thinks I have that much power over men.
Ok so how can I convince Matt to adopt the single strand of hair in the front hairstyle
Explain to him how it will make his rap career flourish!
Tell him he’d look like superman no matter how untrue that is.
Don’t say you are a girl cause he’s gonna drive you insane lmao
Him: "turn your face🎶 into a bag🎶 of Lego bricks🎶"
His neck: ⤴️⤵️↪↔️↖️🔄
I made a noise laughing that I never knew I was capable of 🤣🤣😭😭
his lyrics were mighty unconvincing but at least his neck unlocked level select
Time stamp ?
@@XrayFiles. 18:04
He hehe he 👁️🤚🏾👁️
This is the first I’ve heard of either of you (I’m not going to acknowledge the motel room c-rapper) but Danny, reading that you married your high school sweetheart and are still together with a child gives me hope for humanity. Good for you.
That’s what the younger generation should aspire to; being a man who can give and receive love. Many blessings to you and your family.
Being sexist is genuinely cringe
Cringe is the reason men are gay
when he ends lines with "fuck" or "shit" he sounds like a kid who just learned some curse words but doesn't know how to use them.
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS???? THANK YOU
I had the same thought 🤣🤣
its always the angriest, saltiest, bias-ridden men who go on about women being too emotional and men being logical rational debate kings
Yesss tell em 😂🤣👏🏻
YES
modern day Rousseau
Some people don’t seem to realize that anger is also an emotion
Ikea monke
I will say as a heavily open gay man this guy has made me the straightest I’ve ever felt in the past few(all) years of my life
I have a hard time processing what people say sometimes and this dude's tiktoks are near impossible for me to decipher so Danny and Ryan repeating what he's saying to make fun of him is all I'm getting here. Honestly adds a lot to the experience
He's unwashed and sweaty
Jawline weak, wanted tendies not spaghetti
Very underrated comment
i will respectfully steal this, thank you for your work
He’s deluded, but on the surface looks toxic and petty
Downvoting on reddit, but he keeps on forgetting
Mom's home already, her screams are loud
She's sick of the smell from the basement and she's never been proud
door's opening now, "GET A JOB!" - What?! mom, how???
"That's it, move out" life's over - blaow!
@@lmaolmaolmao69 😂😂😂
idk about men but as a lesbian i will say women are definitely the reason I'M gay
same
I really thought women would have been for lesbians...
This comment is great 👏🏻👏🏻
lmfao big mood
same here Karin 😌
10:39 its called narcissism
Those guys are self centered idiots who think they are the only thing that matters and that everything should revolve around themselves
They do not care what others say
They think they are the only person who is correct
They believe everyone else is a douchebag
They also believe that they can get away with anything and that they shouldn’t punished for anything
Those people are narcissists
That’s a bad thing
Don’t do it
nothing will ever make any guy like this one or me the the ones who gets everything by existing and somehow yall blaming us for speaking out somehow we are the bad guys for telling the truth I'm literally shocked do yall really think this guy got teen love or ever lived it or ever got accepted or will ever be accepted do you think he gets to live it like how an attractive guy lived it do you think he will get a raelshinship with this look do you think he is a social guy with friends and all good life aprukd him
while literally tons of the same age men are getting raelshinships and living their life it's quite amazing how yall wanna deny reality so hard and pretend like it's a some kind of a pink all love no look matter world we live in
@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
Raelshinships" 😭😭😭
@@seachelle2316 spelling mistake + English isn't my first language but go on prove the incel to be wrong
White knight 😆
You know there’s a problem when it’s hard to tell satire from real people.
No joke, the whole "I'm mean to everyone but you" thing is a dangerous red sign. That's how a lot of abusive relationships start off. It's a trick to make the partner feel special. If your partner is mean to everyone but you, that's not cute. It's a very unhealthy sign. Because it's very likely that if you do not do something they agree with, they will turn on you. Please be aware of this.
ABSOLUTELY
It’s one of the earliest types of abuse & control that narcissistic abusers use against their victims, and all that “niceness” goes away the second they don’t feel in control.
This dude is a whole pile of red flags.
I mean that whole dude is a red flag
@@XxAnimenatorxX THIS
ty for that info
Thank you, it's very important yes! Notice how your SO or date treats other ppl, it can tell you a lot about them.
If women are the reason men are gay, then as a lesbian it is my sacred duty to my gay brethren to convert as many straight men as possible.
You're so brave. 😭
now this is gay lesbian solidarity
And that my friends is the Gay Agenda, The agenda that all the Alphabet Mafia is required to complete
Tis her duty as a creyola Warrior 🙇🏽♀️
Zira Rose Wtf is a creyola warrior??? Sounds like a crayon
that n word outa nowhere was a fuckin jumpscare
The amount of times he rhymed shit with shit was almost impressive
It’s fun to imagine that he will find a girlfriend but they only communicate by rapping. And when they break up they would just be having a rap battle
the rap consists of just the words "women women shit fuck shit"
I appreciate the irony of naming urself jesus christ and choosing that as ur profile pic sjdhfhd
@@butasimpleidiotwizard lmaoooo
LMAO THE COMMENT SECTION IS KILLING ME
@@nyom4297 how could you forget semen????
God, it's so hot when unbelievably entitled men complain about not receiving their birthright of 3 tradvirgin waifus.
Wtf is a tradvirgin waifu 💀💀
@@fart63 "Trad" is this trend of reviving "traditional values" that's really just thinly veiled misogyny. It's wholly based in women being under a man's direction and control because he knows best in all situations. They have strong opinions about what makes women valuable and they use all kinds of philosophical nonsense to justify wanting to control women. They prefer virgins because virgins are 'pure' even though they themselves tend to be heavily into multiple sexual partners
@@fart63 'waifu' is just a female love connection
@@fart63 Trad means traditional, virgin is self-explanatory lol. Incels are obsessed with women who are "trads" and virgins for some reason.
I agree, nothing gets me going quite like that
20:00 Everything about him, his hair, his unkept facial hygene, and his teeth, could be a horror movie scene by itself.
They talk about not knowing a single guy who beleaved he was a horrible person but I know I am a horrible guy
Mr Beard and Danny's verses were better than anything that guy said lmao.
The intro to the vid was better than anything that guy said 😂
Honestly it's a low bar but ofc lol
without even trying😂
Duh
The bit with the creaming demon tho
“I only shower once a week”
That’s a generous estimate
Yeah like I feel like you actually need more than a week to get THAT greasy
As someone who showers like once a week (except I wash my hair more regularly), and is fairly greasy since starting HRT (testosterone), HOLY SHIT HOW IS HE SO GREASY. LIKE FUCK. THAT WOULD TAKE ME LIKE AT LEAST A MONTH OR SO TO GET THAT BAD.
(And to clarify, I do not smell bad, my skin dries out easy despite being greasy, and it's a habit that started when I was nearly catatonically depressed. Now that I'm on HRT, my mental health is better, but it's hard to break bad habits. I don't sweat enough to smell THAT bad, and I usually shower before it'd get to a point that people would notice. I don't want people thinkin' I'm some neckbeard, I shower, I just have shitty habits since I was badly depressed for like at least a fourth of my life or so, to the point that basic hygiene was near impossible.)
@@kiralonely1307 It's okay bro gender dysphoria makes showering hard. Been there
@@kiralonely1307 tmi
I'm sure I lost a few brain cells trying to comprehend how this guy ever imagined that posting these videos was a good idea
"Women want to get pregnant just for child support" is actually a big narrative about women in the Manosphere (and that Kanye West song about gold diggers), the misogyny runs deep with this one
I'm sure there are some women like that. there are all kinds of weird people. but to think that's the majority? nah. if anything, that's a by product of shitty people.the didn't have a baby for child support. but they are shitty people, and then they find out they can leverage it. like I can imagine how such a scenario exists. but it's not the "all women" generalisation bs.
The best part about that bs is it's like... okay if you're worried about a woman doing the baby trap for child support, then just control yourself and don't have sex with her?
No I think that song is about a woman using a man for money, which does happen. I paid someone who was twice my age's rent for a year and a half. Very fucked up situation.
i feel like these incels dont have a single clue how expensive it is to raise a child. like, this girl is gonna get a few hundred bucks a month and then after paying for food, clothes, diapers, daycare, she's gonna be rolling in that zero dollars she's gonna have left over? 🧐
@@FrenkTheJoy or just wear a fucking condom like they should have done in the first place, babies and STDs wouldn't be a problem if people were intelligent enough to use protection everytime instead of stigmatizing it.
Minor or not, I feel like he'd smell of cheap beer, sweat and his parents' regret. Poor thing, truly
His parent's regret?? Damn! 😂
you got more bars than him!
@@elvicatherine5388 appreciated wholeheartedly
And some 3 day old puke
he looks like the human embodiment of a ketchup stain on a white shirt lmao
The intro and outro are so well made 😂
being overly nice in a relationship is called lovebombing, and is a literal manipulation tactic lmao. people use it to get what they want from a partner (whether it be sex, marriage, money, or something else) and then discard them. when this exists, why would people not be a little cautious when somebody is being overly nice to them?? its not about women not liking nice guys, its about women not liking Nice Guys who use them and discard them
Im bisexual but whenever i look at him im glad to know i have another option on the plate
This is my favorite comment.
Dude I'm a gay femboy, this man scares me. If he can't get in a relationship with a girl, he might come for my ass.
@@naturessacrifice8265 ☠️ you best run 🏃
@@Prince_Luci glad to know 😂
@@noobguymanj6851 Bro I run three days a week, this bitch ain't catching my ass.
Why do awful human beings like this seem so confident that they’re not awful, misogynistic little creeps?
They probably have that “I don’t care what others think I know myself” attitude
It's a defense mechanism so that they don't have to self reflect. Humans don't like being wrong, and if they don't have good emotional regulation they tend to double down on their beliefs. Identity shit
@@od3910 so ego?
coping with cognitive dissonance
they are sad and probably have shitty lives. allows them to fall into delusional thinking.
rotting Ron Weasley is the best and most accurate thing I've ever heard
Plus I think he's satire ngl, with the fact he's laughing mid-rap and the incel look is so pumped up to every stereotype under the sun that it's surely impossible to think he actually thinks he is doing good work
i’ve rewatched this vid so many times and it never gets old
As a gay woman, this guy is the reason I am gay.
same
Well at least we know the root cause
Honestly I don't blame you.
Amen, fellow non-straight
As lesbian as well I am infact gay because of women not this man but nice to see other reasons
The fact that men don't consider anger an emotion is terrifying. But here's nothing I love more than watching good men make fun of bad men. So bravo lol
This! I've seen so many men go on about how hard it is to be emotionless then talk about their anger issues in the same breath?? Whilst mocking women for being "too emotional"
Seriously, this is how my older brother is. You literally can't disagree with him or he'll throw a bitch fit. I bet this guy is just like that.
this lmao
i was thinking this too
@@crashh-course The biggest problem is that boys and men are taught from a young age that any emotion other than anger makes them gay/feminine/a sissy/less than a man, etc. They are never encouraged to showcase their emotions in a healthy manner, but rather in an explosive manner. A lot are also taught that if they're not screwing every woman they see in sight, then they're a failure of a man. They're also led to believe that women owe them a date and that they as men are entitled to our bodies, time and attention. That's why we see a lot of mass shootings in which the perpetrators list their inability to get a girlfriend as their main motivation to kill people, with a lot of them specifically targeting women.
Yall should collab again. I've watched this vid like 40 times it's hilarious
Why this guy look like reverse rick astley. He will definitely give you up and let you down.
And he’ll definitely run around and desert you
as a gay man I can confirm that women are the reason we exist because they give birth to us
edit : nvm guys I'm a trans woman. I'm still gay though
Man spitting facts👏👏👏👏👏👏
Damn I never knew that was the cause
@@Mister_Sun. but what if that .01% is true?
so… he is right ? kinda
For now... With the attempts of creating the artifical wombs and artifical eggs. 🙌🏽
Hey so general tip to everybody, if you feel entitled to a sexual relationship with someone because you were “nice” to them…
That’s not actually being nice to them.
“Niceness” shouldn’t have the expectation that it’s transactional, if it is, you’re being performatively nice, not genuinely kind
I just wonder who decided that THSI wa sthe transaction. If you are nice, Im nice. THAT is the real transaction we are making, thats how friendship works. If you are only my "friend" to try and hook up with me and its "expected" cause well, you were my friend then you aren't either of those things. Go find someone offering transactional sex and actually pay them.
Like my mother always says, there’s being kind to people...and being “nice.” Kindness comes from a deep place of goodwill. Niceness is just being good, not because you want to be, but because you think you’re going to get something out of it.
Of course there are exceptions. But every man or woman I’ve met described as “nice” have been artificial. Every person that’s been described as kind to me? Genuinely wonderful people.
I won't lie, I 100% read this in SorrowTV's voice
Voilà!
And yet..... SO MANY think this is how it goes. So they angry and go around shooting women. great.
Bro I aint ever seen ur channel and for some reason i thought you were the rapper at first, and i was really confused why you were making a video about roasting urself.
anyway, happy to be hear, will be subin
I especially like the ones he’s clearly recording with a quiet voice so as to not be heard by his parents 😂