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- President Trump has unveiled a curious new priority for his administration: fixing America’s toilets. #TheDailyShow
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- President Trump
- *crowd laughing*
That's an appropriate response.
John Oliver: President trump; two words that go together about as well as rectal earmuffs, warm ham, and republican integrity. These are concepts that pair so poorly, the very idea of their pairing is both setup and punchline to their own jokes.
This is why both when I and The Simpsons suggested a trump presidency, the very idea was received so well by the viewers, because just the thought of it was so patently absurd. But, of course, with trump being trump, his pathology of malignant narcissism absolutely precludes him from the necessary self-reflection to recognise the joke as such, making his taking both instances as literal calls for him to run one of the saddest inevitabilities in history.
And now, this:
We also laugh when we see your bank account and short skirt.
i think they cut out trevor's intro/segway
@Bubbles McGee It's a live audience. If you watch some of the "in between the scenes" Trevor has uploaded, he talks to his audience in them. Not a laugh track.
@@sdfkjgh I read that in john Oliver's voice, I'm actually going to screenshot it and tweet it at john oliver because I miss him and you filled the void for a second.
Thankyou
The woman next to him is trying so hard not to laugh lol
Alsarah François right
The "poor trump" kinda laughter.
Her blinking got slower and slower as it dawned on her...🤣🤣
Her look says, why am I even here?
I was watching her the whole time lol
Man he sounded like a little kid explaining what happened 😹
Trevor explained it better and he’s a comedian! 😹
Other elements of bathrooms 🤦♀️
Star Cherry He always does
It was actually kinda cute 😂😂😂😂
He’s really a joke
"Its called rain, not a lot of people know that" 🙄🙄🙄
Canine, or as I like to call them, dogs
Hurricanes are very big and very wet.
It isnt the obvious
Trump is so full of shit his toilet won't flush.
Dorian was the wettest storms in terms of water LOL
Mad respect for all the people in the room in the WH who manage not to laugh.
Not really. I would have way more respect if they laughed. Hes an idiot why pretend? Fake ass politicians.
they probably dont because he hired them and they like him
"Other Bathroom Elements"
Avatar, the Last Toilet Bender? 😂😅
Toiletbending is the most powerful type of sub-bending.
“Other elements of bathrooms.”
Dude, what????
Plumbing, he was thinking of the world plumbing but as most words are, was currently out of his grasp at the time of speech.
I think he just didn't want to mention toilets, because toilets conjure up images of people pissing and shitting.
I feel like it's a cover up of something much worse
he obvs didn't wanna say "toilets" lol
He didn't want to say toilets but didnt have a problem saying flush what else flushes in a bathroom don't both words make.you think of toilets?
So quietly....seems like he lost connection with his brain...
HA, didn't know he even had one!! 🤔
When he cleaned out the swamp, that was the first thing to go.
I bet the woman next to him could hear the windows error sound.
@@christelheadington1136 He racked the swamp, that's why it's taking so long :D
What connection?
Lmao, you don't know him yet?
The woman 👩 nxt to him... How could she not laugh 😂 😂 😂 on this 1⃣
I think she's slowly dying inside.
@@stormydavis5860 kkkkk kkkkk 🤣 that was nasty
I think she's not listening, she's probably mentally making a grocery list or something.
She's a black woman. She's had lots of practice not laughing at white people.
“In many states where they have so much water it comes down, it’s called rain”. This actually came out of the president of the United States mouth... WTF!
Scary, isn't it? It is to me.
Ryan Brummet I was just thinking about that very same sentence. It’s utter nonsense!
Trump says the darnest things, and he's so cute when he says them
Shut your mouth, that's the president of the Unites Shaysh.
That black lady has that look like,,"WTF are you talking about"? Lol 🤣😂 🤣
Roland Roy funny how he always has a black person sitting next to him as if to cater to black voters.
And why I have to next to him.
I thought Trump doesn't like blacks?
Roland Roy - That's what I was yelling at the tv when I saw that clip on the news.
I'm surprise she didn't lol, because I was and can't stop laughing.
i feel like trump just figured out what rain is and all this time thought it was a giant shower
😆😆😆
Hahaha
"just learned this .. and not many people know this... But I know this.... Water falling from the sky? It's called rain... Ya... "
Imagine hearing the President talk about this "issue" when you're a single parent with 3 kids working 3 jobs to have a life. What a disgrace this man...
I literally had my hand covering my face the whole time🤦🏽♂️ as trump was explaining...smh....omg🤦🏽♂️.....😂
Imagine winning so much people laugh when they hear your name.
What?
Winning what. Special Olympics trophy
Turd: "I ain't going nowhere" 🤣🤣🤣
So he’s talking about his presidency?
😂😂😂😆 lol
His rotten presidency needs to be flushed out asap.
🔥
🤣🤣🤣
No about the toilet
"donald trump" *laughter*
I noticed that too ;D
That's all you need to know about him
Are you sure???
Probably one of Trevor's segways we didn't get to hear.
Same response as Trudeau, Macron, and Boris.
They should’ve titled this as “President Filmed Having an Aneurysm in Real Time”
It seems Melania is flushing the toilet when Trump is tacking a shower .
Lol,,I wouldn't be surprised if she's not doing that being he like porn stars and Playboy models,,that's her way of cooling him off!!! Lol 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣
She probably wants him to burn in hot water lol
@Michelle Goodrow 🤣🤣 until the toilet knob brakes off 🔥🔥🤣
Or his shit isnt going down fast
for 10-15 times, maybe
My toilet flushes “With conviction “ I feel so fortunate.
Mine does too, and it's a low flow toilet at that.
Wth think i need to upgrade my toilet. Mines so weak.
Any other president: “OMG they are impeaching me! I need to make sure that doesn’t happen and focus my attention on this!”
Trump: “Just another week. I do have some trouble with my toilets though”
It looks like there was a quid low flow.
🚽
😂😂😂😂
Brilliant comment;
Not gonna lie, that performance at the end was breathtaking.
They even got the small hands! (Must have been Desi in there.)
The look on that lady’s face next to him.... “Are you serious Dumbo”🇩🇪
O.M.G. I had to watch that Broadway show twice. It was outstanding. 👏
Come on people, give him some credit. This is the most sensible thing I've ever heard him say
I'm impressed at all those people including that one lady sitting to his left can keep a straight face.
It's just funny cause we are watching it in a comedy show. There in the office, the atmosphere was actually sober and serious like a "real" presidential press release...until the reporters/staff go back and look at their notes...🤪🤨😆😆😆
When my old uncle went senile, we put him in a home.
Karen Smith whats your snap?
Of course you did.
When my old uncle went crazy, we put him in a mental institution.
When Trump went senile we put him in a House.
Russel Velez Well bless your heart Russel. Merry Christmas.
Trevor- "President Trump"
Crowd- Instant Laughter
Cuz that's the reaction we need to just simply saying our presidents name 😂😂😂😂 Not to mention the story 😂😂
I think there was a set up to it that was cut off
Not my president! EVER!
Someone get him a pad of paper and his sharpie, we need a visual aid.
😂😂😂😂😂
:D
the accuracy at 2:30 🤣🤣🙏🏾
i like the woman to the side with a face that says "how did my life end up here"
Kudos to auntie sitting next to Trump for not laughing.
Stay Strong Sista💪🏾
she was steadfast thinking about the safety of her family. orange extremists would've swarmed her with death threats and burned her house down
O yes the elements of bathroom why of course.
That black lady is looking at him like he’s crazy.
I'd be more surprised if she _wasn't_ looking at him like he was crazy.
@@TroIIingThemSoftly Facts
Who is that poor women sitting on his left, and what is she thinking...
"Maybe that job as a homeless person is still available?"
I don’t know what this man is talking about half the time
neither does he
Huh? So please explain to me the 50% when you do know because I would love that encryption code lmao! I’m laughing with you!!!
That's a good thing! ;)
Frank Smith I stand corrected. I don’t know what he’s talking about every time he opens his mouth.
Perhaps you might take up reading something more than CZcams comments?
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
If you need to flush more than 3 times, you should probably go see a doctor (if you can afford it).
Or a plumber. Might just be a clogged pipe
"President Trump"
*Audience laughs*
Well, that was the joke...
The only problems I've had with plumbing have been slum lords not taking care of their rental properties.
Cannot find time to address failing bridges and roads, but gets lost in his own toilet. Flush this clown (15 times will not be enough)
Water conservation is a wonderful idea. He just delivered it like a toddler
Trump sounds like me when I write my college assignments. Just pure waffle
If this is true. Please save yourself and your Families money.
@@pelviselvis3421 Ya maybe I should take out a small loan and start a business
If I let out one that takes 15 flushes to go down, I'm taking a picture of it and see if I get a world record.
missed opportunity:
they should have added a pumpkin pie flying towards his face @ 03:37
Not pumpkin! It's my favorite. Maybe a fruit cake?
"We're look very strongly at showers..." - Trump at the Miss Teen USA pageant
@Toni Sara Hahahaha... yeah. ANYWAY, the president peeped on little girls and bragged about it.
I ain't going nowhere🤣🤣🤣
How can that lady keep a straight face ? She's a hero, a legend.
Trump supporters: He So SmArT.
Trump:
Stable genius baby!.....😆😂🤣
That woman's composure is everything.
... I would have burst out in laughter
A normal person would've said, "The EPA is looking into issues in some areas, where there's an abundance of rain water, but it's not collected and properly utilized for drinking or sewer lines."
Why is he having a meeting about this? Shouldn’t he be talking to a plumber about these issues? 😂
Oh! My! Goodness!
I feel sorry for all Americans, especially repooplican Americans!
0:40 can we get a background of laughter everytime he talks 😭😭
That first joke had me in splits 😂😂
How does one look "strongly" into an issue? By making severaal "perfect" phone calls?
🤣😂🤣😂 oh my gosh this is hilarious
That lady blinking continuously is a great meme lol she better than me I would’ve been 😆
Now we know why the toilets didn't flush 🤣🤣🤣
If you can’t talk policy like healthcare, immigration, govt spending, climate change, then talk about water in toilets and showers.
1:42... There's a backstage laugh
The hands🤣🤣👌🏼
Thank you⚘⚘⚘ I'm going to sit on my toilet and call my county water company 😂😂😂 Keep up wit the humor...
It would have been funnier if toilet paper was thrown instead of roses.
"What a maroon!" Bug B.
The last act though.. haha
"I ain't going nowhere" lol hilarious
You know what the black lady sitting next to him is thinking: I worked hard in my career to end up here???
This is America where people flushed their toilet 10, 15 times.😀😀😀😀😀
Hahahhahaa TREVOR NOAH + TRUMP is an unbeatable comedic duo!
lol I ain't going nowhere lol yo you killed me with that shit
If this doesn't tells how nasty he is, I don't know what else to show!!!
“I ain’t goin’ no where.” Noah 2020
Trevor's face @ 0:54🤣😍! Please tell me there's a GQ cover waiting for that!
That toilet joke took me out 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Man, forget his WH staff, imagine what it would be like to be his maid or maintenance! I'm surprised there's not so much turnover in that department at the WH.
In low voice: "Very... quietly dripping out..."
Oh man, i fell so sorry for him.
I think the woman next to him was blinking "Help Me!" in morse code.
I love the laugh track used in this video.
He's so disconnected because his days are numbered in the White House. He's having a crisis lmao
Thats not why he is diconnected, he is disconnected because his brainstem IS DICONNECTED
This is how a group of Stoners sound like when they're talking is this that 70 show
The lady next to him is looking like..."what an idiot!"🙄🙄🤣🤣
Fell out of chair laughing. If only we could hear the thoughts of the lady in blue and others in the room.
This is identical to the episode and family guy when mayor Adam West cpours" tons of money into an investigation to find out where his water was going when watering his plants.
Someone said its like anepisode from king of the hill? Idk which one
Hi I'm a ghost I was created when trevor Noah talked about low self esteem toilets.
Omg the re-enactment! I laughed so hard I almost cried! 🤣🤣🤣
How is that woman next to doofus keeping a straight face? I would be lmaooooo
Who's here after hearing about Trump flushing documents
A diet of McDonald's cheeseburgers Diet Cokes and amphetamines would cause anyone to have toilet issues
He is back to his obsession with toilets…..flushing OFFICIAL PAPERS!
Trevor, you are too hilarious. Thanks for the laughter.🤣🤣🤣
Have you seen him slurring his speech all the time now? His adderall intake is getting out of hand man!
Umer Mumtaz - Maybe it's just that every time he lies, a few million brain cells die.
Was 0:12 to 0:53 a Try Not To Laugh Challenge or Try Not To Cringe Challenge?
Your comment is definitely a try not to cringe challenge.
@@IDECIDETHETRUTH By your reply I'm gathering u lost...?
Did you see the Black women sitting next to Cheeto holding back her laugh...LOL!
How do they take him seriously?!!!😂
I’m a 6’1 guy who eats a shit ton and this has never happened
Evidence. Of flushing documents.....2022.
He knew .....,. intention
I can't believe the lady sitting beside him can keep a straight face🤣🤣😂
Makes me think of David Sedaris' essay, "Big Boy." "Do I throw it out the window?"