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  • Day 2 of Trump’s U.K. trip includes a protocol faux pas with Queen Elizabeth, thousands of anti-Trump protesters in the streets of London and a clumsy press conference about trade negotiations.
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  • @Sam-bd8bl
    @Sam-bd8bl Před 4 lety +4969

    "we hate you"
    "leave"
    Trump: oh they're saying they love me

    • @daffy.azazel
      @daffy.azazel Před 3 lety +12

      lol

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 Před 3 lety +12

      trump doesn't care about what those nobodies at the uk with their slutty queen thinks, he is too busy improving america, alll of europe combined is irrelevant ....

    • @Sam-bd8bl
      @Sam-bd8bl Před 3 lety +77

      @@mahfoudseraf5995 da fuck you talkin about. Read your post again to make sure it's right

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Sam-bd8bl why are u mad?

    • @Sam-bd8bl
      @Sam-bd8bl Před 3 lety +39

      @@mahfoudseraf5995 what are you saying? I can't understand? I'm sorry but what language are you speaking?

  • @beioncca6992
    @beioncca6992 Před 4 lety +4315

    the British ppl really said “go back to your country” to trump.
    how does it feel trump? huh? 🤔

    • @zlatakashcheeva5309
      @zlatakashcheeva5309 Před 3 lety +79

      Shiit 😂😂

    • @ecstatickitten2811
      @ecstatickitten2811 Před 3 lety +168

      "Send him back! Send him back!" 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @hajun3920
      @hajun3920 Před 3 lety +24

      @King Henry 😐

    • @TheIsopod06
      @TheIsopod06 Před 3 lety +34

      King Henry probably not as shitty as you lmao 😂😂😂

    • @statikskynl
      @statikskynl Před 3 lety +13

      @@TheIsopod06 i really hate to say but the idiot was right???? NHS trade deal, corona virus, healthcare supply shortages, the trade of NHS has begun... wtf this dude is wired or talking so random that he's bound to say something that's true or going to happen... i think it's the latter because i'm starting to think he's the antichrist and i'm not even religious

  • @Quandaledingleberg
    @Quandaledingleberg Před 3 lety +3007

    The fact that literally people from other countries loved Obama shows what’s good president looks like

    • @shakirdelph7719
      @shakirdelph7719 Před 3 lety +57

      Yup

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 Před 3 lety +11

      @@shakirdelph7719 nope

    • @el_jay83
      @el_jay83 Před 3 lety +184

      @@mahfoudseraf5995 thats the most racist shit I've heard somebody say

    • @sumasuma5648
      @sumasuma5648 Před 3 lety +64

      mahfoud seraf why you have an arabic Muslim name?

    • @potterpenguin7285
      @potterpenguin7285 Před 3 lety +79

      Yeah, Obama made a great impress on the whole world! 😊🏳️‍🌈🐧

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande Před 3 lety +1089

    "Vegetables? What are those?"
    *"The mommy of the McDonalds fries."*

  • @kimjongun6746
    @kimjongun6746 Před 4 lety +5183

    You just don't touch the Queen 😂😂😂

  • @da.4
    @da.4 Před 5 lety +5394

    "How can a man have access to the nuclear codes and not a tailor?" 😂😂

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 Před 5 lety +16

      It is probably easier to get ahold of the nuke codes than a tailor. Isnt the launch code just all a row of 0's anyway?

    • @TheOnlyBobE
      @TheOnlyBobE Před 5 lety +7

      @@titanuranus3095 What? Lol.

    • @LincolnRon
      @LincolnRon Před 5 lety +13

      @@TheOnlyBobE There was a time when the nuclear launch codes were all zeros. It was a scandal that was exposed a few years ago.

    • @Schmidty1
      @Schmidty1 Před 5 lety +5

      Have, not be. Makes no sense right now. He said have.

    • @JC-ex3gp
      @JC-ex3gp Před 5 lety +1

      Bruh he went in on this one

  • @PallaviKumari-hn7ht
    @PallaviKumari-hn7ht Před 4 lety +418

    "How can a man have access to nuclear codes but not a tailor?"
    Lmao😂😂😂

  • @ctrlmorgann
    @ctrlmorgann Před 3 lety +1047

    It’s ok UK, America doesn’t like him either

    • @InsanityTLB
      @InsanityTLB Před 3 lety +11

      Copied comment.

    • @potpourri565
      @potpourri565 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah

    • @castiel9601
      @castiel9601 Před 3 lety +27

      They made him president tho?? I dont even know what's going on in that country anymore. They're a joke worldwide. Especially over here in Europe. We're watching as if it's an Adam Sandler comedy.

    • @castiel9601
      @castiel9601 Před 3 lety +23

      @@mahfoudseraf5995 who hurt you hon

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 Před 3 lety +1

      @@castiel9601 the truth doesn't hurt me, as i don't live in that shithole

  • @electracv9154
    @electracv9154 Před 5 lety +2911

    Did he really just say the protests were fake news!?! I'm dying 😂😂😂

    • @agentsmith8568
      @agentsmith8568 Před 5 lety +18

      😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😭😭😭😭😭💀

    • @missm469
      @missm469 Před 4 lety +63

      I just discovered Trump a few days ago. I had shut him off when I discovered he was possibly crazy. I'm regretting having done that, this guy is super comedic, his entire existence is one huge laugh. Poor Americans, it got worse than George??? How are you copying with it all?( I will pray for y'all)

    • @xgamerd6544
      @xgamerd6544 Před 4 lety +3

      Miss M his actually doing well for them

    • @jamestanksley1839
      @jamestanksley1839 Před 4 lety +17

      Xgamer D No the hell he is not doing well for us!

    • @electracv9154
      @electracv9154 Před 4 lety +9

      @@xgamerd6544 lol dude noo

  • @VictorKaiser
    @VictorKaiser Před 5 lety +3857

    Almost positive he lied to the tailor about his proportions. That's the only way this could have happened. Either that or the tailor trolled him hardcore.

  • @lyliesasakwa562
    @lyliesasakwa562 Před 4 lety +569

    He “didn’t see” a protest but he saw a “small protest”

    • @grantzastrow8620
      @grantzastrow8620 Před 3 lety +23

      But it was fake news. Let's just say are president is "special" 😂

    • @skittlesrambles1264
      @skittlesrambles1264 Před 3 lety +4

      Be careful what you say you’re going to hurt his feelings and you’re gonna be “fake news”

    • @shime101
      @shime101 Před 3 lety +3

      Oh nooo, those were people cheering for him. There were only a few protesters. (smh)

  • @oldschooloc2110
    @oldschooloc2110 Před 3 lety +126

    Just noticed: mr. trump's tummy is almost larger than The Queen's whole body! Have seen many tux over the years, but, none like mr. trump's. It's amazing...

  • @AzaleaLuna
    @AzaleaLuna Před 5 lety +3630

    Those approval ratings. They really know his weak spots. Well done UK.

    • @charleswarren1901
      @charleswarren1901 Před 5 lety +7

      Shut up, you stupid idiot.

    • @ardel-4964
      @ardel-4964 Před 5 lety +130

      @@charleswarren1901 ? Angry much?

    • @charleswarren1901
      @charleswarren1901 Před 5 lety +2

      @@ardel-4964 Not when my team is winning.

    • @save_bandit
      @save_bandit Před 5 lety +149

      Charles Warren
      *CZcams Approval Ratings*
      _phennec_ - 99.08%
      _Charles Warren_ - 0.92%

    • @basillake8626
      @basillake8626 Před 4 lety +69

      Charles Warren quote “your team” sucks. Trump sucks

  • @luvonobhevu7476
    @luvonobhevu7476 Před 5 lety +3906

    “The worlds cutest White Walker”. 🤣🤣😂

  • @privaterizk4936
    @privaterizk4936 Před 3 lety +72

    5:40
    I can't. :')
    That woman looks like she's trying not to laugh.

  • @manmeetsingh9242
    @manmeetsingh9242 Před 3 lety +65

    The british hate trump yet they picked Boris Johnson as their pm🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @ismahankeynan9439
      @ismahankeynan9439 Před 3 lety +1

      Right

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 Před 3 lety

      Just an act of appeasement to the big flat-tops roaming the Atlantic.

    • @elyenidacevedo1995
      @elyenidacevedo1995 Před 2 lety +1

      Nah fr I always said he looked like a British version of trump

    • @fumuso
      @fumuso Před rokem

      they didnt pick him, there was no election lol

  • @joelkahiga4661
    @joelkahiga4661 Před 4 lety +2896

    Lol Trump's inauguration crowd was lesser than UK's protesters.😂

  • @midgelionhart
    @midgelionhart Před 5 lety +2383

    Uk savage..😂😂😂😂 that obama approval rating vs orange man. .

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 Před 5 lety +11

      They approved of both of them more than they should have.

    • @recordingapp3327
      @recordingapp3327 Před 5 lety +2

      @@alexandercanella4479 Yeah

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 5 lety +62

      On behalf of my country, and *real* President Obama: THANK YOU U.K.!

    • @billypilgrim7838
      @billypilgrim7838 Před 5 lety +2

      midge j agent orange

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 Před 5 lety +25

      Even American protesters aren’t that proactive, and we were the ones that threw a fortunes worth of tea into the sea.

  • @Bartdm2086
    @Bartdm2086 Před 4 lety +88

    When trump doesnt know what NHS is 😂 😂 😂

  • @tusharbhardwaj6067
    @tusharbhardwaj6067 Před 3 lety +17

    World's cutest white walker 😂😂

  • @Berries20
    @Berries20 Před 4 lety +1450

    Oh my God I'm more prepared for group projects than Trump is for conferences

    • @dustintran6304
      @dustintran6304 Před 4 lety +27

      And you're not prepared for group projects

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 Před 4 lety +40

      @@dustintran6304 exactly

    • @goddamnitandy9861
      @goddamnitandy9861 Před 3 lety +1

      Dustin Tran u just proved his point dumbass

    • @primus7882
      @primus7882 Před 3 lety

      @@goddamnitandy9861 chill dude

    • @minteaskullz
      @minteaskullz Před 3 lety +2

      I’m prepared for group projects on Donald Trump

  • @hasoevo
    @hasoevo Před 5 lety +1775

    The protests numbers were bigger than his inauguration numbers.

    • @jkjkk5819
      @jkjkk5819 Před 5 lety +8

      you know what they say. better small inauguration than no inauguration

    • @anniesue4456
      @anniesue4456 Před 5 lety +3

      Lol always are

    • @margaretjones4682
      @margaretjones4682 Před 5 lety +35

      @@jkjkk5819, who says that?

    • @jkjkk5819
      @jkjkk5819 Před 5 lety +5

      @@margaretjones4682 oh , everyone dear, it's common sense, would you prefer a small inauguration yourself? Or no inauguration at all.

    • @michaelanderson9947
      @michaelanderson9947 Před 5 lety +19

      jk jkk at this point I’m sure he is wishing he never had one lol. Because whenever his presidency ends be it after this term or the next. His fraudulent business practices and con schemes will never be the same and I’d be surprised if he was indicted the day he leaves office. So I think his regretting becoming president at this point

  • @Ron-ls6ob
    @Ron-ls6ob Před 3 lety +32

    “I guess we also know who’s playing the Penguin” 🤣🤣🤣 smh

  • @nothing-is4zq
    @nothing-is4zq Před 3 lety +10

    I'm not American but I enjoyed the shows 😂😂😂😂

  • @peterxiong3367
    @peterxiong3367 Před 5 lety +607

    Fun fact, the age difference between trump and the queen is smaller than the age difference between trump and his wife.

  • @THEWAJESUSFAMILY
    @THEWAJESUSFAMILY Před 5 lety +735

    How can a man have access to the nuclear codes but not a tailor 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @dozhadeville444
    @dozhadeville444 Před 4 lety +18

    I love all 75,000 of those people!
    ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

  • @hollyohanlon2540
    @hollyohanlon2540 Před 4 lety +16

    You are unbelievable Trevor! A great show host - honestly, one cool dude.

  • @noussaimenhane
    @noussaimenhane Před 5 lety +427

    If I were her, I wouldn't have told him what NHS stands for. I would just repeat what the reporter said and wait for his genius response.

    • @bensenzo
      @bensenzo Před 5 lety +56

      I know
      I was angry she did that
      I wanted to see him embarrass himself some more

    • @GenericMedusa99
      @GenericMedusa99 Před 5 lety +13

      yea think i wlda do the same maybe play on it like
      "you know NHS? give the surprised look*"

    • @datchnac4577
      @datchnac4577 Před 5 lety +14

      Oh yeaah, genius response he would have had!! He would have pulled a rabbit out of his pocket..😄 We missed out on that!😂

    • @53smalltrain
      @53smalltrain Před 5 lety +8

      @@GenericMedusa99 No, it should be ' you mean you don't know NHS? Oh, come on donny......'hahaha

    • @zelma8
      @zelma8 Před 5 lety +11

      It made no difference, even after she told him what it stood for, he STILL had no idea what it meant, LOL!!!

  • @_qub_8587
    @_qub_8587 Před 4 lety +1261

    I like how when the someone had to tell him what the NHS was a lady in the background screamed,”OH MY GO-“

    • @adeshpoz1167
      @adeshpoz1167 Před 4 lety +4

      Wow. I didn't hear it....

    • @aqueenstandsalone3954
      @aqueenstandsalone3954 Před 4 lety +63

      Adesh POZ minutes 5:43

    • @aqueenstandsalone3954
      @aqueenstandsalone3954 Před 4 lety +1

      Snazzy Human being 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @marierosario2773
      @marierosario2773 Před 4 lety +8

      Yes i heard it!

    • @markstanley4141
      @markstanley4141 Před 4 lety

      If there are trade issues,the President should have known that(you would think).I'm not the President,so could you give me a little break and quickly explained it?Btw,I really don't think that I am the only dumb American who doesn't knows what it is (hell,even the President didn't know,right?). Thanks.

  • @last5902
    @last5902 Před 3 lety +33

    " That's a salad" rmakes me laugh so hard.

  • @matetemphanya9844
    @matetemphanya9844 Před 4 lety +21

    5th of April 2020, commenting from Lesotho... my God, Trevor is my FAVOURITE ALL time comedian, the man has class and quite smart also.

  • @jayjohnson7708
    @jayjohnson7708 Před 4 lety +550

    AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTED FOR THIS MAN LOL

    • @MalakhiW
      @MalakhiW Před 4 lety +9

      Neil Johnson I think it was a anything but hilary situation

    • @zawiyaabdi9975
      @zawiyaabdi9975 Před 3 lety +8

      Trump prison 2020

    • @noggaman2
      @noggaman2 Před 3 lety +2

      He won with 3 Million less Votes.

    • @abed607
      @abed607 Před 3 lety +5

      People had no choice bc of Hilary

    • @jayjohnson7708
      @jayjohnson7708 Před 3 lety +4

      @@abed607 Do you really think we had a choice in the first place

  • @charanko2971
    @charanko2971 Před 5 lety +458

    A humble person would have said, 'look, I am not familiar with UK politics and therefore I can not comment on the NHS topic. I would ask Theresa May if she can explain it to me in more detail but now is not the time.'
    Unfortunately, Trump is anything but.

    • @Josehish
      @Josehish Před 5 lety +26

      Good point Ramos. But unfortunately for a president, we cant really be using such kind of "humility" as an example. I mean, thats exactly what a president is for....learning & knowing how other countries work....esp one you are closely connected to. Even for a simple case like an interview, one is always advised to have a good idea of the company one will potentially be working for before going for that interview. This guy Donald clearly shows how unfit he is esp in his line of work.

    • @markstanley4141
      @markstanley4141 Před 4 lety

      A descent Country would not tried to enslave America and, oh yes the Tax thing. Millions off dead and raped women a child's. Call it even?. England without the EU will get great trade deals. Of the remaining 3 power blocks in the world the US will of course offer the best deal. Best guess as nr 2 I would say EU,but let us not forget China:). Goes around.

  • @instaainfoo7077
    @instaainfoo7077 Před 4 lety +11

    Dude I am addicted now.. if i don't watch or hear you for the entire day i feel like something is missing... Your mimicking the Trump is awesome and my favourite... Keep it up..

  • @RomanSilva21
    @RomanSilva21 Před 4 lety +33

    I lost it when you said penguin 🤣🤣 2:00

  • @yahyarajaee5883
    @yahyarajaee5883 Před 5 lety +510

    That moment when Theresa May explained to him what NHS is, was cringeworthy.

    • @WThomas
      @WThomas Před 5 lety +45

      Yahya Rajaee and he played it off like he couldn’t hear the question. 😂

    • @MRBUMPBADAZZ
      @MRBUMPBADAZZ Před 5 lety +21

      @@WThomas exactly. He heard him the first time.

    • @mikebronicki6978
      @mikebronicki6978 Před 5 lety +47

      Yes, but to be fair, every moment with the Donald is cringeworthy.

    • @bladedesoul
      @bladedesoul Před 5 lety +28

      I'm sure he has briefings from advisers and I'm sure he rolls his eyes like a 12 year old the whole time and tunes out. You don't become a fat stupid fuck on accident, it takes work and effort.

    • @charlieortiz5399
      @charlieortiz5399 Před 5 lety +23

      May should have pretended like she did not hear him either and left this moist turd hanging.

  • @LindaMitchell
    @LindaMitchell Před 5 lety +420

    The UK is masterful at protesting. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody Před 5 lety +19

      Even Brits would admit that France is certainly better.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix Před 5 lety +11

      I mean... Have seen the French? They are running first in best protest for almost 300 years.

    • @nemaibligg7129
      @nemaibligg7129 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Alias_AnybodyI definitely agree France are world champions at protesting and they have elevated "râler" aka grumble/complain to an art form.

    • @jkjkk5819
      @jkjkk5819 Před 5 lety

      masterful at melting in the street u mean, snowflakes

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 5 lety +4

      I'm American and that was f*cking hilarious.

  • @ericadormevenu2387
    @ericadormevenu2387 Před 2 lety +2

    How can a man have access to the nuclear codes but not to a tailor 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @San-xc3gu
    @San-xc3gu Před 4 lety +22

    Protests like Eric, which don't exist 😂😂😂😂

  • @DayDrifterTV
    @DayDrifterTV Před 5 lety +463

    "How can a man have access to nuclear codes ... but not a tailor?" LOL

  • @TheHomelessDreamer
    @TheHomelessDreamer Před 5 lety +390

    Thank you, Britons. Just thank you.

    • @TheHomelessDreamer
      @TheHomelessDreamer Před 5 lety +30

      @John Marsh hahaha Marsh. Since obviously you are trolling this channel, you probably missed the part where both conservatives and liberals in the UK can't stand your boyfriend. Now move on.

    • @foodforthought5890
      @foodforthought5890 Před 5 lety +1

      People in Britain have no reason to protest

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +3

      Is there such a thing as a royal therapist? Because they're gonna need one.

    • @TheHomelessDreamer
      @TheHomelessDreamer Před 5 lety +6

      @@couragekarnga8735 ooooh, that is cute. Fortunately they have the NHS. We just have 35% or so of Trump voters who cannot afford mental health care, since it is obviously a pre-existing condition.

    • @johnO21
      @johnO21 Před 5 lety +1

      ivank N Bolton booed
      czcams.com/video/rvsUCFGDLhY/video.html

  • @lianarose1384
    @lianarose1384 Před 4 lety +20

    "It's the before, so they're mommy of the fries" lmao 😂🤣😅😭

  • @tigerferguson8682
    @tigerferguson8682 Před 4 lety +32

    I could really watch Trevor Noah all day 😂😂😂

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Před 5 lety +362

    Trump's spanx finally gave out on him at the worst time possible...

    • @MatrixDownload5150
      @MatrixDownload5150 Před 5 lety +3

      Civil Villain Damn it where’s Stormy Daniels when he needs her...she whips and chains ⛓!

    • @n.herbig7592
      @n.herbig7592 Před 5 lety +3

      Lmao

    • @christian_person5058
      @christian_person5058 Před 5 lety +5

      Civil Villain he needs more than a span, they need to restrain his crazy a$$ in a straight jacket! Lol 😆

    • @spicybrown75
      @spicybrown75 Před 5 lety +2

      🤣🤣

  • @InterestsMayVary2234
    @InterestsMayVary2234 Před 5 lety +1815

    We're sorry, England. Sincerely, we are so sorry.

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 Před 5 lety +100

      InterestsMayVary 4432 But if you find some way to take the President off our hands, we’d really appreciate it

    • @leonhickson489
      @leonhickson489 Před 5 lety +4

      InterestsMayVary 4432 no we not fuck the queen

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 5 lety +44

      I'm sorry for us too.
      He's worse than Dubya making people think we're all retards.
      _I want Obama back too!_

    • @macandcheese__
      @macandcheese__ Před 5 lety +6

      @cwazy345 i think theyre still considered conservatives. it's just that the US and UK have different definitions of the left and right. look it up, too lazy to explain further lol

    • @diobrando2026
      @diobrando2026 Před 5 lety +17

      @@macandcheese__ Yeah the the definitions of right in the US is morally bankrupt horrible person vs Uk People with different opinions with morals that all tell them what is obviously not good. In the US these people are considered "left".when in reality they are the only actual conseratives while the US right is just a shitshow that racists love

  • @ronaldprakash7550
    @ronaldprakash7550 Před 4 lety +5

    Did anyone else hear the woman yell "OMG" at 5:43 🤣

  • @littleghughu1577
    @littleghughu1577 Před 3 lety +5

    Trevor i have no words for you simply outstanding. You are a LEGEND

  • @belovedwoman3398
    @belovedwoman3398 Před 5 lety +646

    " He's the worst immigrant of all! " Hysterical 😂🤣😂🤣😂 fake protest, he's dyslexic on crowd sizes 😂🤣😂🤣😂 thank you Trevor!

    • @chrismueller8861
      @chrismueller8861 Před 5 lety +5

      He is a demented, lowly educated Trumpelstilzkin, who obviously lives in an alternate reality - only his orange, trash sputtering husk unfortunately present in this dimension is haunting us. Millions hope, that this era of the global facepalm ends rather sooner than later.

    • @nunnayrbznez7745
      @nunnayrbznez7745 Před 5 lety +2

      PA..LEE....ZE. EVEN BRITTs can say "WTF "!!!!? And help an ally!!! YAY FOR UK!!!!

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom Před 5 lety +1

      Brexiteers luuuuuuuve Trump.

    • @rogero1566
      @rogero1566 Před 5 lety +2

      Greg Pettis - I suppose you’ve never heard of the one drop rule...Obama didn’t deny his racial background but you know what y’all considered him to be.

    • @mar1355
      @mar1355 Před 5 lety

      @@ilmarsbelevics why you ppl always into the raping stuff..you thinks other color ppl holdings dick in their hand and they are ready to rape you and other white ppl ??is't some kind of Fetish you ppl like ,that's why you talking about it non stop at every loser comment section of youtube?
      There's lots of white christian rapist ,do every one call all white christian rapist or child molester?nope

  • @lwazim8754
    @lwazim8754 Před 5 lety +261

    Donald Trump's incompetence never ceases to amaze

    • @keishat364
      @keishat364 Před 5 lety

      Is that a twin of twins reference?

    • @markrieck1048
      @markrieck1048 Před 5 lety +6

      "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits."
      Alberto Einstein

    • @acediasteffson7912
      @acediasteffson7912 Před 4 lety +1

      Fate zero Gilgamesh dialogue

    • @seydousyobama1701
      @seydousyobama1701 Před 4 lety

      Lwazi M czcams.com/channels/ivlFuHXLl-mBKH1TH7aLFg.html

  • @badcompany5749
    @badcompany5749 Před 4 lety +37

    "how can a man have access to nuclear code but not the tailor"😂😂

  • @Onelargefriesplease
    @Onelargefriesplease Před 3 lety +5

    The British version of go back Simon 😂

  • @skiz007
    @skiz007 Před 5 lety +48

    Punch line.... How could a man have access to nuclear weapon and not tailor 😂😂😂

  • @IskanderVFX
    @IskanderVFX Před 5 lety +191

    the president praising the queen: a great, great woman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @saradeen3984
      @saradeen3984 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao😂 yeah great great Donald Trump.

  • @alairefaye4619
    @alairefaye4619 Před 3 lety +3

    And the Queen looks like shes noticed his jacket and is appalled at the sight!! hahahaha

  • @NWK_WCG
    @NWK_WCG Před 3 lety +5

    Trevor Noah’s British accent is actually pretty spot on!

    • @wackynz3260
      @wackynz3260 Před 3 lety +1

      How can you say that when accents change from street to street lol.

  • @booyahbooyah6196
    @booyahbooyah6196 Před 5 lety +241

    He mistook booing for cheering him lol

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen Před 5 lety +4

      Boo-urns!
      He doesn’t know that Trump means “fart” in the UK.

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ Před 5 lety +4

      After his inauguration he claimed The Woman's March was to celebrate his presidency. 🤪

    • @germanher7528
      @germanher7528 Před 5 lety +2

      SPINMASTER 3000!!!

    • @Gieslly
      @Gieslly Před 5 lety

      It's the accent :D

  • @TNM001
    @TNM001 Před 5 lety +108

    don't blame the tailor for having to package THAT body....

    • @dhanasuppiah1304
      @dhanasuppiah1304 Před 5 lety

      TNM001 🤣🤣🤣

    • @samfetter8191
      @samfetter8191 Před 5 lety +6

      Actually especially the british tailors are experts in packaging that kind of body...look at their parliament for examples, if need be.😏😉
      My guess is, it more was hard to find one willing to do so. 😁

  • @kaydao119
    @kaydao119 Před 4 lety +8

    I was watching one of these episodes before this laughing and enjoying myself then clicked on this videos and saw a ad for signing trump’s birthday card and that smile went away fast. Then I came wack when the video started.

  • @ezzatbatoolsonia9337
    @ezzatbatoolsonia9337 Před 4 lety +1

    Oh man, you are magic to see and melody to listen. Keep rolling and nailing, my best wish and regards. You are a love ❤️💯👍

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 Před 5 lety +300

    The Queen just had her first #MeToo moment

    • @siobhanc777
      @siobhanc777 Před 5 lety +5

      Wonder if he thought he could grab her by the pussy, that would be interesting under the table trump games

    • @blacke.blackerton5430
      @blacke.blackerton5430 Před 5 lety +2

      @@siobhanc777 ewwwww!!! Lol!!!!

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 Před 5 lety +7

      Considering her social position, touching her back is a straight up assault 😂😂😂

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ Před 5 lety +8

      @@siobhanc777 🤢🤮🤮🤮 Why would you put that thought in our minds? Not cool, man, not cool! 😉

    • @Hellolleh
      @Hellolleh Před 5 lety +2

      Star Cherry 😂😂😂

  • @MALIRIPPA
    @MALIRIPPA Před 5 lety +310

    Omg he called the queen the cutest White Walker, 🤣 i cant

    • @KobiWithAnEye
      @KobiWithAnEye Před 5 lety +4

      MALIRIPPA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @avaikinews
      @avaikinews Před 5 lety +6

      Thought this was going to be by far the biggest number of thumbs up, from the GOT crowd. But nah thrashed, hard, by the Mommy of the Fries.

    • @gaelle7494
      @gaelle7494 Před 5 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MALIRIPPA
      @MALIRIPPA Před 5 lety +10

      Dicky Jones trump is the ugliest White Walker, Lmao, maybe more like orange walker

    • @deysimir6978
      @deysimir6978 Před 5 lety +1

      OMG, That killed me also ! Haha 😂

  • @siddharthajith4764
    @siddharthajith4764 Před 3 lety +1

    Trevor: ......the cutest white walker, the queen..
    I died.😂😂

  • @AshwinTheStar
    @AshwinTheStar Před 4 lety +6

    Who is watching in March 2020, haha amazing script writing, you had me on "the world's cutest white walker" LOL...

  • @muledhumichael5093
    @muledhumichael5093 Před 5 lety +978

    man Trevor is so funny😹😹😹😹😹..I can't breath

    • @telltellballs4142
      @telltellballs4142 Před 4 lety +2

      Only funny because he looks just like Don Lemon

    • @alexandregodin1352
      @alexandregodin1352 Před 4 lety +4

      Is he ? 🙄

    • @yuh5294
      @yuh5294 Před 4 lety +9

      Alexandre Godin yes, yes he is :)

    • @FJB_USA_1ST
      @FJB_USA_1ST Před 4 lety +14

      @@alexandregodin1352 yes he is. Why were you watching then?

    • @Yussuf.k.g
      @Yussuf.k.g Před 4 lety +2

      Just ahte that he's somewhat vying for trump

  • @ruleroftheclouds
    @ruleroftheclouds Před 5 lety +333

    I just love how when trump asks may what the NHS is you can hear people in the background going "oh my god" and "what" in really disbelieving voices 😂😂

    • @nafissatoure4449
      @nafissatoure4449 Před 5 lety +1

      Alice in Middle Earth what was he trying to say?

    • @user-kp5uy8vd8o
      @user-kp5uy8vd8o Před 5 lety +6

      @@nafissatoure4449 @5:42 hes trying to understand what the NHS is

    • @07jeepgirl
      @07jeepgirl Před 5 lety +3

      Exactly! Like Clueless Carson embarrassing himself and his brainless ‘Oreo’ response a few weeks ago. No one in this shitshow has a single clue what they’re doing or talking about. NHS, REO, FBI, NBC, NCIS, DEA, HUD, XXL, ETC......total clueless wonders. It boggles the minds of everyone with a brain.

    • @MG-iy1oh
      @MG-iy1oh Před rokem

      Why should he know that though? I am old enough to remember pre-Obama US presidents being mocked worldwide for not knowing the names of their counterparts.

  • @shellecapos8574
    @shellecapos8574 Před rokem +1

    The Queen was giving Trumps outfit side eye. Looking at his tummy bursting out.

  • @robinmehta8298
    @robinmehta8298 Před 3 lety +2

    I have been watching your videos for a while and i must say, TREVOR NOAH YOU ARE THE BEST !! I m your BIG FAN now

  • @heyhey383
    @heyhey383 Před 5 lety +27

    "Every thing is gonna be on the table NHS,NHL,NFL, all of it is gonna be there, and it's gonna be a great and fantastic deal"😂😂😂😂

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 Před 5 lety

      Maybe we could talk him into a trade with Canada, we get NHS they can have the rest of the NHL(that isn't already there).

    • @tomaskuli177
      @tomaskuli177 Před 5 lety

      Yeah the ABC, CBS, FOX, and XYZ!!! Covfefe!!! Emails!!!

  • @jackpinesavage1628
    @jackpinesavage1628 Před 5 lety +300

    In Trump's mind, "NHS" is an acronym for "No Health Service".

    • @pejalankaki3010
      @pejalankaki3010 Před 5 lety +5

      That is correct. LOL

    • @Woodrow512
      @Woodrow512 Před 5 lety +2

      First time I heard Trevor saying the acronym I understood "NA chess", and I was like well of course the Donald doesnt know bout chess

    • @pejalankaki3010
      @pejalankaki3010 Před 5 lety

      And you've got the point. LOL

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 Před 5 lety

      Oop-

    • @misterhat5823
      @misterhat5823 Před 5 lety

      Like we have here in the US? At least for anybody who's not loaded or lucky.

  • @abdelrahmansuliman7704

    Why was I drinking water watching this while some of my work is on the desk this hilarious especially the potato joke

  • @gitapatel1370
    @gitapatel1370 Před 3 lety +1

    Trevor you are really something else, I don’t like comedies but I always watch you, I enjoy it so much I roll with laughter 😂😂😂😅😅

  • @rockmt1912
    @rockmt1912 Před 5 lety +161

    I heard someone said “oh my god” when Theresa gave him the answer

    • @jgrant4736
      @jgrant4736 Před 5 lety +26

      The press in UK have no filter. Love it.

    • @jessycalee7289
      @jessycalee7289 Před 5 lety +10

      @KMTHAN, I heard it too!!!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +10

      Trump is proof that there is no god.

    • @d1nonly14ever3
      @d1nonly14ever3 Před 5 lety +8

      when they laughed at him in Ireland before he was president was also funny. He is so used to being laughed at and ridiculed that he lives in his own reality to cope. Thus the thousands and thousands of lies and denial of reality. He is just sad.

    • @keshiasmith175
      @keshiasmith175 Před 5 lety +4

      I think that someone in The Daily Show audience said that

  • @deborahblackshear3325
    @deborahblackshear3325 Před 5 lety +50

    That suit will be on SNL. Tacky. Thanks for the laughter Trevor. He lies so much.

  • @philly1952
    @philly1952 Před 4 lety +2

    Trevor omg you crack me up and educate me at the same time

  • @ScorpioGoddess-vq5dc
    @ScorpioGoddess-vq5dc Před 3 lety +3

    So hilarious I love this!!!!! Definitely a fan

  • @Chininton
    @Chininton Před 5 lety +248

    That vegetable explaining bit was gold 😂😂😂😂

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Před 5 lety +8

      chininton
      “The mommy of the fries!” 😁

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 5 lety

      You look up cat/ cucumber videos... that's how Trump is with vegetables, reading, walking and common sense.

  • @sethmarshal5518
    @sethmarshal5518 Před 5 lety +317

    Who else heard the “Oh my God” 5:41 😂😂😂

  • @akshaykv123
    @akshaykv123 Před 3 lety +3

    So, what's the NHS? Yep, it's on the table!😂😂😂

  • @JW-zy7oy
    @JW-zy7oy Před 3 lety +2

    He just want to check the batteries on her back

  • @cptwelsh4056
    @cptwelsh4056 Před 5 lety +435

    I bet Theresa May was thinking:
    "Wow, I had to resign while this mass of barfed up fur whose whish was granted and became a real boy keeps to be the leader of U.S.
    Man, I was born in the wrong country."

    • @matthewrainey4191
      @matthewrainey4191 Před 5 lety +1

      cpt welsh or how about “man I don’t practice what I preach”

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 Před 5 lety +14

      @@matthewrainey4191
      Are you suggesting, Donald Trump - the person that lies more than anyone on the planet, yet calls everyone else fake news - does?

    • @matthewrainey4191
      @matthewrainey4191 Před 5 lety +1

      Armed Wombat No, Armed Wombat - I am definitely saying he practices what he preaches.
      Before you liberal Trump haters jumped on the train guided by the, oh so visionary liberal elites, adopting an ideology y’all blindly worship without question and I assume never once considered how radical those ideologies have shifted to the cliffs of insanity they are at now - And this is a serious question - did you ever investigate Trump’s past yourself? Because that man has been thoroughly documented for nearly 40 years unapologetically since day one of the first ever speaking his mind on the state of this country, verbatim what he stood for when he officially ran for president, stands for to this day, and has in fact practiced without question. And it’s your job as a human being to research on your own, objectively, to find evidence he has practiced otherwise. First though - Do yourself a favor and Google Oprah’s interview of Trump in the 1980s. I’m going to bet money that woman wishes that video did not exist on CZcams to reference, Because it goes without saying the utter irony when a conservative minded gentleman such as Trump is the kind of person to not change his character over the decades, unlike a liberal minded person such as Oprah, as well as the rest of the asshats associated with the left are, with shifting their character, values, what they preach etc, whenever it is most convenient to do so.
      If you can’t do that, can you even admit to yourself that before he voiced his opinion regarding Obama’s birth certificate, Donald Trump was put on a pedestal for his impenetrable character and record-breaking accomplishments? As an objective voter myself, I had no problem acknowledging what that man’s reputation has been. You however do you have a problem if the only things you can say about him being a flawed human, as all other politicians are too ( oh excuse me, he’s not a politician he is our current president, former private citizen, who stepped up as American for this role - which is literally what our founding fathers intended for our country leaders to do, they never intended for politics to be a career & that’s just an FYI )
      - but yeah I was typing about the only possible BS you could pin on him, would be Extramarital affairs which are as old as Trump Tower itself and the weakest shit someone could try saying makes him unfit for office -
      Oh unless however you are one of those blind voters who hopped on the liberal train of ideology to nowhere and, despite the Mueller report coming out, now accessible to all of us, and completely lacking any evidence of the collusion conspiracies concocted from God knows where, and embarrassingly supported by utterly insane lifetime politicians with zero character, never practicing what they preach, and I dare you to challenge that statement regarding who is running the Democratic Party, ... and despite the aforementioned matter of facts, if you actually believe this “we didn’t find evidence of collusion you’re correct, but we didn’t find proof he didn’t either” ( pathetic an American can even do what that man did in that statement, in the sacred building he was in for that statement )
      Well, I do apologize to you ma’am or sir or it, for not checking my knowledge privilege before I replied to your comment and, I will say again but with even more emphasis, that President Donald J. Trump practices what he preaches.
      This is an overused term I admit, but if facts hurt your feelings too much, I suggest picking up a crossword to start your journey of obtaining real knowledge and being a decent human being in the process by objectively forming your new opinions from that knowledge.
      Best of luck and on a more serious note - that train of ideology leading to nowhere, is actually headed for a cliff so as a fellow human being I have to suggest you hop off when you can, Before groupthink and getting your news from one source, inflicts permanent brain damage.

    • @chrismueller8861
      @chrismueller8861 Před 5 lety

      Haha, best comment ever - Kudos

    • @cptwelsh4056
      @cptwelsh4056 Před 5 lety +17

      @@matthewrainey4191 holy shit mate, you need to calm down. I don't know what's going on with you Americans. When did you all get so pseudo-ideological dividing the world into two groups: a) Those who agree with us who are the salt of the earth, true warriors and apostles of Christ whom it's impossible for to commit any wrong and anyone who says otherwise is a lier and one of them.
      b) Those who are against us. Who are either misguided flock of god beguiled by devil and its minions or are devil and his accomplices, either way no whatever they do is wrong, an act of evil initially commanded by antichrist himself in order to poison and destroy the obidient flock of God

  • @shanhussain6114
    @shanhussain6114 Před 5 lety +150

    He had no idea what the NHS was

  • @haq_se_dkp
    @haq_se_dkp Před 3 lety +2

    Trevor's mimicry of Trump is my daily dose of humour

  • @zeeshankaif5973
    @zeeshankaif5973 Před 4 lety +1

    Man you are just amazing 😂 I watched your 90% video in one day

  • @Jso6162
    @Jso6162 Před 5 lety +66

    I just love how he tried to pretend like he couldn't hear the question 😂. Dude we all have done that, we know the game, no effort to even come up with something new.

    • @FridgeChic
      @FridgeChic Před 5 lety +3

      IKR! I wanna know what he would have said if May just repeated "NHS" to him, classic.

  • @lowlifeexotics3070
    @lowlifeexotics3070 Před 5 lety +220

    Thank you for making this farce of an administration somewhat bearable Trevor!!💀😂

  • @Rtrpec
    @Rtrpec Před 4 lety +1

    Man u r great ..just laughing throughout the whole show

  • @aarushwadhawan1949
    @aarushwadhawan1949 Před 3 lety

    1.59 😂😂 that was awesome 👌👏😂

  • @karengummer6657
    @karengummer6657 Před 5 lety +97

    Best line I have heard about the entire presidency. "How can a man have access to the nuclear codes, but not a tailor?"

  • @nahlesunica9673
    @nahlesunica9673 Před 5 lety +138

    Dyslexic for crowds, words and tuxedos!

    • @geniegreentrees
      @geniegreentrees Před 5 lety +3

      nahlesu nica I think he is trying his hand at being independent. Either that or he just can't trust anyone anymore....even with tuxedo measurements. But this is classic. 😁😂

    • @nahlesunica9673
      @nahlesunica9673 Před 5 lety +1

      @@geniegreentrees yess😂😂😂😂

  • @factorgreen70
    @factorgreen70 Před rokem +2

    Unreplaceable Trevor Noah we miss this dude

  • @longshot3740
    @longshot3740 Před 3 lety

    That tuxedo picture never gets old... Hahahaha!

  • @meganmagnuson8522
    @meganmagnuson8522 Před 5 lety +106

    English protesters are my heroes 😂 and on a serious note the USA has no business being involved in the U.K.’s NHS. We need to straighten out our health care system lets focus on that instead of messing up Britains.

    • @Nirrrina
      @Nirrrina Před 5 lety +5

      Considering ours is a mess and theirs is a mess I'm terrified what kind of mess would happen if they teamed up.

    • @meganmagnuson8522
      @meganmagnuson8522 Před 5 lety

      Claude Williams thank you! I hope you have a good 2019 as well 🤗

    • @meganmagnuson8522
      @meganmagnuson8522 Před 5 lety

      Nirrrina A Straight up disaster! We both just need to fix our health care systems internally

    • @EmanHowells
      @EmanHowells Před 5 lety

      @@Nirrrina the best team up since oil teamed up with water

    • @martinrivera3230
      @martinrivera3230 Před 4 lety

      megan magnuson Beautiful, very well put .

  • @kat49242
    @kat49242 Před 5 lety +258

    "You just don't touch the Queen !" [ Because we've heard where those tiny hands have been. ]

  • @a.maghsoodi2432
    @a.maghsoodi2432 Před 3 lety +1

    Trevor you are so Good ❤️🇩🇪

  • @shubhambelsare9304
    @shubhambelsare9304 Před 3 lety +2

    I am going to watch all your videos .. binge watch... How much some one can be humourous as you...? Love you trevor.. god bless you... Didn't laughed so hard from last few moths but you made me laugh... Thank you so much... Love from india ..

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Před 5 lety +236

    Thank you London for voicing your opinions
    There's way too many of us Americans who feel the same way

    • @Caoimghin
      @Caoimghin Před 5 lety +1

      Way too many?

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Před 5 lety +6

      Au contraire, there are not enough. 🙄

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer Před 5 lety +11

      The majority of Americans are against him. Popular vote said it all, and there’s no way he’s gained any new fans since then.

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost Před 5 lety +1

      @@Caoimghin I give your comment a "#thumbs down" in honor or the millions who fought so bravely against the tyrannical assholes who wanted to take over the world and the late John McCain who dispersed TheRump and where he`s taking our nation.

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost Před 5 lety +2

      @Dander Spat I give your comment a #Thumbsdown in honor of the late Senator John McCain and all the brave American`s who fought so bravely against Hitler/Trump and his desire to rule the world, which is impossible by the way, and the truly brave men and women who deserve the respect they have earned.

  • @WittyBitty
    @WittyBitty Před 5 lety +110

    Trevor has no limits... even to the queen!!
    "And the world's cutest white walker."

    • @katieroberts7012
      @katieroberts7012 Před 4 lety +2

      In the UK making fun of the queen is commonplace (at least on shows like have I got news for you and mock the week)

    • @markstanley4141
      @markstanley4141 Před 4 lety

      Well,born and raised in the dark continent. He will learn (racist).

  • @ivettehernandez4714
    @ivettehernandez4714 Před 2 lety +1

    Trevor Noah, I find you hilarious....this episode had me LOL.....

  • @nathanhollis7584
    @nathanhollis7584 Před 5 lety +480

    The buttons on that vest are screaming for mercy. lol