Game Theory: Could A Banana Save Your Life? (Fortnite Season 9)
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In the trailer for Fortnite Season 9, we see good ol' Jonesy and everyone's new favorite banana-man, Peely, get trapped in a bunker. Two characters go in, only one comes out. That is a SURPRISINGLY dark turn, given the humorous way the situation is presented. When I watched it I was left with one big question - no, not the morality of eating your banana friend. I want to know if Jonesy could survive however long he was trapped in that bunker with Peely as his only source of food. Loyal Theorists, get ready for things to go BANANAS!
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What if peely just respawned in the bunker 8,000 times
You spelt respawned wrong
Josue A Flores Lara I was thinking about something like that. Or what if Peely is is just regrowing in a way. He is clearly still alive even after he is blended into a smoothie, so what if he can still grow. Infinite food for Jonesy.
@@gosfather8484 thanks
You spelt respawned wrong
@@madysonblanford7238 just like deadpool.
If food theory existed back then. This would be an episode on it.
True
Here you go, your 121th like.
It would be a cross theory of both channels
What I was thinking
169🤨
When you watch this almost a year later and the intro is still accurate
Ya 2020 *sighs* its gonna be a good year they said u should go out more they said😭
@@doofusreacts1740 agree
Fax
@@meowmeowniqa75 agree
Still always and was right
Jonsey is taking quarantine on a whole new level.
When Fortnite predicted the quarantine quite a while before it kicked in. They weren't wrong about the future XD
😂😂😂
I have one more thing to say, bring back the pump
Game theory:
Over thinking everything since 2009
Overthinking*
we love some good all overthinking
All you need to grow those banana plants are the seeds, everything else you should eat.
Ikr, he forgot you need water to plant, but he had no water in the bunker, also the fact that you also need water to survive in general
he forgot bananas spoil lol
MatPat: Does quick maf
Epic Games: He was there for 1 week lol
Root Studios really?
Well peely's seeds would grow more peelys right?
So many be peelys grow large enough to eat quicker than bananas do, and maybe peely does indeed have the calorie equivalent of fat, with all the nutrients needed to survive.
if we make those presumptions, jonesy could survive the worst case senario.
TBH im more concerned about where he been getting water from.
@@Missingno_Miner I don't know anything but maybe bananas have water in them
That beard tho
@@Xue-tu Yes but he would have to water his plantation
well, peely is able to smile, move, and a whole bunch of other stuff, what's to say he can't heal any wounds. he's a banana so maybe with that healing ability if you slap some artificial light on him, he could regrow an arm, possibly being an infinite food source
7:51
Matpat: talking about jonesy's death.
Random add: HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
> a Banana Phone joke in 2019
THIS IS ANCIENT HISTORY, AND I LOVE IT
do do do doo doo...
Nope, The Magicians beat him to it this year. LOL
5:40
That aggressive subscription self promo caught me off guard.
Facial expression changes Instantly then he does that head Bob like u know what u gotta do was funny af😂😂
@@applefusion5612 you're recent
...
True
There is no low low enough for Matpat
He literally predicted season 10
What if Jonesy planted the seeds before he fully finished eating Peely
True, eat peely racianaly, plant seeds, grow plants, add more plants, and in a couple of years he already has a entire community of bananas
@@irmacastro5387 yeah
Yeah you can’t plant today’s bananas because they are so genetically modified
Yeah but...that’s called evolution, bananas evolved to human desires
He already explained that. Fully eating peely lasts you 3 months, but growing bananas takes at minimum 5 months if you eat em green.
Matpat's expectations of season 10 :
*DIET* *COKE* *ADDED* *TO* *FORTNITE*
Matpat needs to pin this comment
CHILL
It restores 10 health and 10 shield. 2 second use time. THIS COULD BE A THING
Heroez Official yes
Fortnite would need an endless supply of that item to meet just one MatPats needs. XD
what if the bunker had a reboot van and he kept reviving peely over and over
Liam da lemon!
Hehe
Lol that actually makes loads of sense
That’s actually pretty sadistic but after all of that the banana was still smiling...
I mean he probably did have more than just peely... he would need cream and other stuff to make a smoothie out of peely
simon grave that’s what I was wondering
MatPat: “It would take just under 3 years for it to grow to that length”.
MatPat: *Shameless plug*
MatPat: “Sow where was I?”
0:10 Chapter Two - “hold my beer.”
@Lucas Booth yeah but it makes sense
I GOT IT, every day in fortnite lasts for ~15 minutes, which means 1 hours is equivalent to 4 days, taking the first method of 100% banana, Jonesy COULD survive.
:000000000
that's what I thought
Yes but the human bodies growth isn’t proportional to the rotational speed of Fortnite
oof Tatsu but he’s not really human he’s binary you know
Xx Mc fail xX matpat is comparing him to real biological human beings so it’s only fair to assume that Jonesy isn’t binary but that he is biological
*MattPat:* Am I a joke to you?
*_*nervous laughters*_*
Yes
hello fellow youth
Duchi *Chuckles* :I'm in danger
Yo I love matpat and his antics but that was straight up cringy
Matpat*
What if Jonesy, instead of eating daily, ate once every 2 weeks? That would be way more than enough to get a lifetime supply of bananas.
He would still die, you can’t shorthand your metabolic rate
Fasting is much better for you than eating just small amounts of calories each day.
but then he would have to drink water every 3 days, and that's like maybe an extra month or two, so TECHNICALLY, if you really squeeze in the time, it kind of works.
But if there's one thing that Game theory stands for!
It's FNAF.
But if there are two things that game theory stands for!
It's FNAF... and thoroughness.
-Matpat 2020
5:05
I was not ready for that merch plug 😂
I swear that’s the only reason he made a fort video
That banana phone
"Can't wait to see what they have in store for season 10!"
Fortnite: We vaulted the whole game
*you hear distant cheers*
Id cheer.
I would cheer for a week
*suicidal rates drop to 0%*
Minecraft, rise up!
I personally don't like fortnite, but, its a GT vid
I've began to realise game theory becomes more insane the more they release. I LOVE IT
Another concern with the bananas is a lack of something called niacin (or vitamin B3), it's not something that's brought up a lot nowadays because its not a real concern, but a niacin deficiency leads to an affliction called "Pellagra". The symptoms of which include but are not limited to hallucinations, diarrhoea and loss of appetite, so you can see how this would be a problem.
Peely could be made out of a food that is rich in omega-3 fatty acids which can help increase hair growth. Hope this helps if you plan to a second video.
or he is compressed pure fat
nice job! you out smarted mat pat! give your self a pat on the back!
But by how much? It could increase hari growth but not enough for it to happen in a week.
But jonesy beard becomes longer after a game
I'm sorry to ruin your theory, but the world record beard growth probably had those resources
MatPat: Talks About Only Food
Dehydration: Am I A Joke To You?
The Guy Who Just Comments Behind the scenes it’s a fruit so it probably hydrates him
Maybe, but he mentions ONLY Food.
@Zipporah Davidson-Jebian yeah, unless Jonesy puts Peely into a blender, but then he’d still die of starvation...
Confusion: 100
i had the same thought
@@theguywhoateyourpeanutbutt9638 not true, he could do both
The REAL question is....
How did peely survive? He smiled when they left the bunker.
You realize that jonesy’s beard is made of banana right
It gets ripe or less I ripe
what if peely could regenerate? that would explain peely not being scared and the peely skin still existing.
Or Jonesy rips out the seeds, eats Peely while his bananas are growing
@@snowgolemssb that is unless Peely was made of pure fat AND also carried regular banana seeds.
I would assume a sentient banana would have some kind of regenerating abilities
@@axtheaxe7633 a banana with lpure fat is pulling too much and we're talking about a sentient human sized banana.
@@riverajustinmarks. MatPat was the one to mention Peely being made of pure fat, I was just combining two of his idea together to make it work.
Peely: *Being eaten*
Also Peely: *Still smiling and seemingly happy*
Maybe hes happy hes helping his friend
Ethan Fernandez aw
@@omegamyee5592 I like that idea
@@omegamyee5592 or maybe he is into vore or something
@@ajshitshed ......
Everyone gangster till MatPat does his angry face
Little did he know a couple seasons later a Skeleton peely skin comes out so technically peely isn’t all banana
Pat since peely is a banana and he rules in game. A normal banana ripes / over ripes. But peely ripes to full over ripeness in a matter of 20 minutes
wow, i didn't think of that
What if his beard is fake and he was there for little time
5:10 wait...the dude on the phone...he knows what shirt hes wearing?
i think there is a stalker in the tree
*BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY*
A life theory
This is why I love mat pat he gets a ton of different topics and we learn from it but the topics are stuff everyone will love
My grandma's friend sadly passed, and the doctor said that if he ate a banana he would've lived
What a weird joke
Jonsey would have died long before, first week in fact.
Potassium Poisoning.
You are soooo right
Rip
Griefing G0lem no a full fridge would last like 2 weeks
@@fortturtle4688 with or without eating the fridge?
Freek Doodeman sharing with 2 people
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Matpat:Could a banana save your life???
Hahahah
I dont get it
Da nobody meme idk
First btw
No ur second im First
Ur third idiot im First
fpslen09 GT .......ok?
If people remember the Pelee trailer Pelee was once a Jonesey
Yeah jonesy knows he has to do it though
Update on this theory, new lore has shown that Jonesy doesn't age the same as normal (as stated by him claiming he has worked for the Imagined Order for centuries). His slowed aging may also have slowed his metabolism.
I know I’m late but Jonesy also can’t die.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Jonesey wears Peely’s skin/peel as cape!
Isnt it obvious?
he literally ate him, wearing him is nothing
I think peely was fine with it.
And I believe his beard is also the peel
Athithan that’s what I thought and was about to comment
MattPat: "Am I a Joke to you?"
Me: Glances at the "Sans is Ness" theory surreptitiously .
*Looks at Tygerion and shakes head and mouths out 'Don't do it'*
*Sideway glance towards the Persona 4 Teddie theory and Phoenix Wright is a Criminal theory*
*gets a flashback of the French soldier that took lieutenant`s life and has the urge to attempt to take Buckingham by force one.last.time*
UNDERTALE!!!
lol
MatPat: "Jonesy would die after only 3 months!!!"
Me: "I wonder how MatPat will solve this one..."
MatPat: "CANABILISM"
This theory is even more disturbing considering the fact that we got to see what Peely's inside was with the Peely Bone Skin.
No one:
Mat Pat: *Examines fictional game where characters can build miles into the sky in seconds for biological inaccuracies*
Acutallly it takes about a whole minute to avoid getting shot down
@@SoulsBorneFanatic Wait, WHAT?!
Matpat: "Bananas are berries."
Me: Wait... So Pokémon having Nanabab berries is actually accurate?😵
Insert the more you know meme
If it makes you feel any better... You know strawberries? They’re not berries.
@@clichethecat3998 _w a t_
@@clichethecat3998 who the hell names these fruits?
yEp
Well if you saw the trailer, peely is just a banana version of jonsey cus jonsey was eating a banana and put it in a rift so hypothetically speaking, jonsey is practically a cannibal or it’s just another snapshot of himself AND in Fortnitemares you can see that the zombie peely he is actually a banana, and he also has guts
"AM I A JOKE TO YOU?"
Scott:Yes also here's more books
Assuming Peely contains the same percentage of potassium as a normal banana, I think Hyperkalemia would kill Jonesy before starvation would.
Good point, you right
He is
What is hyperkalemia
@@moonshatter785 idk I think it's like a potassium overdose or something
STEROROIDS
5:07
“banana phone”
and that segway though
I don't like fortnight but this is interesting
I do that
... segue?
Theoretically, if he planted the seeds and then also cut Peely up and left the cut up part in an cold dark area, he could possibly survive on mould until the first crop of bananas comes in, in which case he could potentially survive indefinitely
This is how jonesy lived, he ran out of food 3 months before he escaped the vault
*Plottwist*
Jonsey had medkits and every time he starved he would use one
They should a video on how medkits work
How do you eat medkits?
But he should be dying because he has nothing to drink... oh wait he has minis nvm.
Uhhh what?
Or since peely is alive he may slowly heal like normal humans, or maybe even faster since he is a healthy fruit
We just gonna ignore the fact that Peeley ripens and goes bad by the end of the game
carson hartnett and that bannanas in Fortnite give you 5 health
This is... Crazy
Bananas with brown on them are healthy
ok
they had a fridge
What if the fridge had food and jonsey ate it all 6 months before he started to eat peely
i love how doomsday bunker is trademarked in the subtitles
Wait.... A bananaphone joke in 2019
Aaaaannnnd he used it to plug merch.
That expression on his face tho when he say below next to the subscribe button xD
That moment...
When FNaF comes up in an unrelated video
Mist Animations
That moment...
When matpat makes A fortnite video
You cant stop fnaf
Great so that means more fnaf
Mist Animations FNAF did someone say FNAF aaa
Fnaf and Fortnite are the cash cows of game theory.
You would also need a lot of water to live that long, and plant bananas
"Honestly, it'll probably never go away"
Minecraft: "hold my strength potion"
*Next on* GAME THEORY - _Who was MatPat on the phone with?_
Hey! Vsause, Micheal here.
Nox Trooper noobmaster69
@@lincolnwilson6725 Vsauce* Michael*
The person Who was on the Phone with matpat : *FOOLS IT WAS ME DIO YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED!*
Dio?! Why did you do that? First Danny now matpat?!
Who’s here after the event in season 10 where they literally did vault the game lmao
10 eternities later black hole is 0.000000000001mm bigger
Haha yea its kinda funny actually how they did that it’s also kinda funny how you tubers are still live streaming this if it comes out on Tuesday
lmfao
XD matpat predicted the future XD
Same fam, I was laughing saying to myself, “you were one season off”
8:19 That's been debunked as one of the trailers showed a Peely exploding into banana pulp.
Which raises several uncomfortable questions about Peely Bones...
6:33 Well the bunker _did_ have an exercise room.
MatPat’s season 10: Epic Games vaults everything
My season 10: Epic Games vaults everything
*And adds a new silenced mini potion*
xD
To be honest, I only liked because your icon is Kakashi
Whirl wind well thank you
What is this awesomeness
Bunker Jonesy: Exists
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
MatPat: Im about to end this man's entire career
Entire life*
Pretty much
If no one says anything how will matpat know what to do
Good video i pretty muched all your fnaf theory episodes.☺
199th like!
Ok first off peely is actually half human half alien because he has a Halloween outfit and it shows his skeleton and the alien part is because his brain is at the bottom of him period. Second off jonesy made him into a drink which technically gives you both a good and a drink period. BUT HAY,THATS JUST A FACT ;)
Considering banana man is back, I’m assuming that he can regenerate, and that’s why he is still alive in the smoothie. Though it is a little brutal because jonesy would have to keep killing banana man, he could totally have infinite banana source
But MatPat, there's still one problem.
*Where does he get water from?*
Maybe he gets enough from the water in Peely, but ur right
da da da
Piss?
@@GamerGrovyle THAT DOESN,T WORK
JUAN MANUEL ISAZA VERGARA doesn,t
Nobody:
Random guy in background: 7-8 inches YIKES
I meeaaannn that ain't that aint bad
Its actually pretty good
@@bryan_ryon6947 above average actually
Wasn't that Chris? , sorry I've never seen him
How dare you call Chris random 😂😂
Wait..... I'm a man and it's only 2 inches
Then it got reveled Peley had a skeleton
The intro is very true...
Alot of people left fortnite in season 9 and X ( me inculed) basically the lobbies were easy when not getting killed by a mech or a combat shotgun...
*Heavy from the TF2 community approved of bananas*
You are dead. No big surprise
I dont like fortnight but this is interesting 😆
Dude wtf are you doing here
I see you everywhere dude. are you the new justin y?
interesting
That review was wrong.
MatPat's real name is OBVIOUSLY Matthew Patthew...
*Matrick Patthew.
*Matrick Pealstar
:0 OMG I DIDNT KNOW
It’s matty patty
The loop explains that Jonesy would've reappeared as he was in the bunker so he would have a large
6:54 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Six foot, seven foot, eight foot banana 𝅘𝅥𝅮
Why not look at it another way.
Peely is obviously magic. So.... Magic banana.
@Bluelightning Dude oh my god
Fortnite: Lets make Jonesy eat Pealy
MattPatt: Im about to end this whole mans career
mans whole*
Peely*
Let's*
I'm*
.*
.*
Me:sees banana phone “ight what meme is he doing no-“ me realizing it’s just new merch “ah thx now I spend my bank account again
It would be interesting to see if the level of radiation from a banana as big as peely would have affected jonesy at all.
Who said that from that seeds would grow normal size bananas,I think that will grow banana men
Then it would take even more time... or not? 🤔
🤨🤔🤨🤔🤨
Huh! That does make sense
Jonesy would be eating Peely’s babies, literally
@@yaboi7914 but the banana men are super fruits in one theory, maybe both are correct?
0:04 looking back on this he wasn’t far off
Smash Bro0513 fax
Looking back on this, he wasn't wrong
He correctly predicted 2 days of the end of season X
Little did everyone know, Jonesy was immortal. He probably ate peely for his sanity. In the loop, jonesy is not immortal, but the storm would have killed him while he was in the bunker. The IO made him immortal so either way he would have survived.
Imagine getting a call from a stranger saying they like your shirt your wearing right that second.
no one:
literally no one:
MatPat: Could A Banana Save Your Life?
This is very un original
Pat and Jen are broken up.
Childhood? Crushed
Wig? Snatched
Hotel? Trevago
SUPERSLIKEE I dislike your comment because it’s a terrible joke and it’s overused
this banana can, a genetically modified banana that was meant for war and to party and that can regrow from gunshots and bombs, gained sentience and had so much genetic modifying that has gained more nutrition that the average banana and SO. MUCH. DOPAMINE.
That’s how jhonsey survived and didn’t became insane and kill him self
SUPERSLIKEE if you’re that desperate for a front tail, if you know what I mean.
Let's be honest...
Jonesey was in there for 5 minutes
Bradygamer 160 tryhards must have built new tilted really fast
5 minutes too long
What if the jonesey we saw exit was not the same jonesey who we saw enter
One with two pure fat peely’s
I mean there is a king peely, mabey he is pure fat and his whatevertherelative is as well
If He ate like a few rats or mold or something, would he live for 3 extra months?
How did get about the brerd
Plot Twist - he found a fantastic Hair Growth Tonic, breaking the Guiness World Record by multiple times the speed. Can't be more far fetched than a sentient smiling Banana Shake
I mean, he predicted Chapter 2 Season 1 with the intro
Fans:hey matpa-
Matpat:what! A theory about a banana saving your life?
Fans:wha- no! I was gonna say tha-
Matpat:you are such a genius!Lets go research about bananas!
Me: Don’t worry he’s just doing this to avoid making another theory on Fnaf.
He’ll get to it eventually
Fortnite bad minecraft good
@@kripdom7778 Just let him have his FNAF break a little longer
D.R Paradox no we need our FNAF fix now!!!
He's going bananas...
What if peely just has a nutrient that increases hair growth?
bananas contain radiation so idk
Chernobyl in a bunker?
Pottasium
@@edgar6802 does potassium help you grow hair faster?
Maybe he has materials like in onions and garlic.
OK so what I'm thinking is. He would eat the peel as well as the inside of the banana. Also he would go until he was almost starved until he would eat 900 calories and then repeat that process.
playing in season 9 was really fun, like the beach assault mode and the 14 days of summer challenge,
and the stranger things event. also the drum shotgun too
Matpat staring into your soul when he is ploging for his mercy and the subscribe button
Plugging*
No one:
MatPat: COULD A BANANA SAVE YOUR LIFE??!!!
Tyson Plaster Ask your mom
U stole this comment
The commenters: what about WATER
Well now we know that peely is 100 percent banana under that peel with that summer pack, and after being stuck in that buncker with no food for a long time and just didn't stop eating for a month and now look at him with the relaxed fit jonesy
Mat: cant Wait for season 10
Season x: mEkS
I have a very serious question... Where did he find water??
Because if he didnt have water, he would survive for 3 days and he couldn't grow his banana plant.
There was a sink and faucet in the kitchen, so that presumably has a water supply.
Or celery so he could die in a few weeks instead of months LUUUUL
IDK. Slurps.
what if the water is just pure slurps and chug jugs those things can stop starvation if ya are on a campfire
There's a sink in the Bunker, their was probably a large supply of water somewhere, and bananas contain water in them...
15:35
Game theorist: A very abusive one sided friendship
Me: jonesy made the peely robot suit for his mushy liquid friend
After eating him
A robot suit would make sense. But I hate it when shows and games do stuff like this! Him eating his freaking friend?! They just had to kill off one of the coolest looking characters in the game!
my dad is against honey because he's fine spending 30 minutes looking for cheaper prices and im like "you can skip that whole step" and he ain't havin non of that!
I like how he said it’ll still be a thing and now we’re at chapter 5 season 2😂