Stephen Colbert Presents: The Best Moments From 25 Years Of Fox News

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  • čas přidán 7. 10. 2021
  • Our host has been a critic of Fox News for decades, so he's uniquely qualified to present this celebration of the conservative news channel's finest on-air moments in honor of their 25th anniversary. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @willjohnboy
    @willjohnboy Před 2 lety +52

    25 years of evil

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před 2 lety +2

      Real evil is the government burying the 1942 USDA film *Hemp For Victory* under decades of drug war lies.
      Real evil is the government putting *Hemp For Victory* online and still waging the war on drugs for decades.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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    • @king1maduro
      @king1maduro Před 2 lety

      @@Marijuanifornia Preach my brother Or sister.😁👍

  • @K4R3N
    @K4R3N Před 2 lety +20

    Oldly go where no one has gone before 🏆

    • @jonbus766
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  • @feiradragon7915
    @feiradragon7915 Před 2 lety +47

    "A hydra of bottlenecks" made me instantly imagine a multi-headed dragon but it's heads are all wine bottles.

  • @danielkelly4600
    @danielkelly4600 Před 2 lety +65

    I love Stephen Colbert, charming, funny, just incredibly likable

    • @randomdaveUK
      @randomdaveUK Před 2 lety +2

      @Jorge Briln was that sarcasm?

    • @conniefrank6895
      @conniefrank6895 Před 2 lety

      @Jorge Briln assuming you're one of them, since you're here

    • @moosemtn49
      @moosemtn49 Před 2 lety

      excuse me while I puke! Eat my shorts DK

    • @maeberriepie
      @maeberriepie Před 2 lety +2

      And handsome, don't you dare forget handsome!

  • @PlumBerryCherries
    @PlumBerryCherries Před 2 lety +811

    We're not running out of Stupid tho. America's got plenty of that.

    • @BeefZupreme
      @BeefZupreme Před 2 lety +10

      Yea particularly steph Corbert fanbase

    • @BeefZupreme
      @BeefZupreme Před 2 lety +4

      @FvckY0u A$$h0le I actually don’t want fox or cnn or msnbc on tv. I don’t have cable. Waste of money and time

    • @traceythompson1092
      @traceythompson1092 Před 2 lety +9

      @@BeefZupreme trolls be trolling

    • @traceythompson1092
      @traceythompson1092 Před 2 lety +10

      @FvckY0u A$$h0le thank you for your service and sorry for your struggles. Let the trolls troll, don't give them the satisfaction of a supposed debate.

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  • @flerrrrrrrrrrrp2997
    @flerrrrrrrrrrrp2997 Před 2 lety +138

    Hoarders everywhere are going "I KNEW I WAS RIGHT TO KEEP ALL THAT RANDOM SHIT!"

    • @jonbus766
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  • @pambronson4467
    @pambronson4467 Před 2 lety +128

    That was the first time I ever saw a Fox News montage that didn't make me want to puke. Good job to the editing department. 👏

    • @conniefrank6895
      @conniefrank6895 Před 2 lety +2

      @Rob not sure who you're ranting about, but either way take a Valium dude, before you have a stroke

    • @beebuzz959
      @beebuzz959 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes! Though I wish they'd ended it with the clips shortened and sped up so the fux "news" personalities chanted "Stephen! Stephen! Stephen!" Then they could've added Shep's to comment after that.

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 Před 2 lety +1

      Kitty Cat Meow...Snookies Pregnant

    • @beebuzz959
      @beebuzz959 Před 2 lety

      @@bec7080 That's gonna be my new go-to phrase.

    • @xanadools4261
      @xanadools4261 Před 2 lety

      TDS

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 Před 2 lety +78

    Actually a Asteroid is sounding pretty good these days.

    • @mbgal7758
      @mbgal7758 Před 2 lety +4

      I just worry that they’ll make a mistake in their metric to imperial calculations and knock the astroid off course on a path to earth, but maybe that is a good thing.

    • @sandrachappell9278
      @sandrachappell9278 Před 2 lety

      Blasting Rockets into asteroids. From the same geniuses who pondered nuking the Moon?

    • @wildchameleon2515
      @wildchameleon2515 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sandrachappell9278 It's actually a test mission to measure the impact of this technology that could be useful on more menacing asteroids in the future.

    • @Cjones322
      @Cjones322 Před 2 lety

      Right. I wanna watch the ground give way.

    • @sandrachappell9278
      @sandrachappell9278 Před 2 lety

      The word could is noted

  • @benr3799
    @benr3799 Před 2 lety +83

    I have never heard such a honest and from-the-heart boo/wail from the audience at 1:52 when the alcohol shortage came up lollllll

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    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před 2 lety +4

      lol right? Slightly troubling, they were many times more upset about that one than any of the previous shortage. Me too I guess though, if the world's gonna suck at least let me drink

  • @admerin6961
    @admerin6961 Před 2 lety +648

    Just a reminder to please not verbally abuse minimum wage workers when they are out of coke, or cups, or chicken, or toilet paper.

    • @KristiContemplates
      @KristiContemplates Před 2 lety +95

      Never abuse the people who are involved with your food, or health, or transportation

    • @admerin6961
      @admerin6961 Před 2 lety +24

      @@KristiContemplates absolutly.

    • @Bladeofdeath311
      @Bladeofdeath311 Před 2 lety +57

      I make it a point to talk to managers when these essential servicemen do well for me.
      Once at Bestbuy a manager asked me if their employee told me to do that: I was like... noo... I just appreciate him.
      At Target yesterday the acting manager was stand-offish until I told her I was just so happy with their employee going above & beyond for me.
      Was it really all that big of a deal? no he just showed me where the ramen was. I just want these people to get more recognition & hopefully a raise.

    • @ellasmommy9278
      @ellasmommy9278 Před 2 lety +27

      Thank you for that PSA. ( I'm a cashier)

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  • @sethgriffin763
    @sethgriffin763 Před 2 lety +159

    People don't realize how important truckers are until you can't get your stuff...

    • @marymcdaid1485
      @marymcdaid1485 Před 2 lety +18

      Very true. Essential workers are not valued enough.

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 Před 2 lety +9

      True. And anyone outside a port city doesn't think at all about the longshoremen and sailors.
      When the entire world is at least 70% vaccinated, things will get better.

    • @Krispy1011
      @Krispy1011 Před 2 lety

      and its CA new laws concerning truckers that has stifled the truckers and preventing them from carrying off the shipping containers - CA failed lib dem policies have failed America again!

    • @puregoodevil1084
      @puregoodevil1084 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Krispy1011 or they could just grow up and get the vaccine so the rest of us can get on with our lives

    • @Krispy1011
      @Krispy1011 Před 2 lety +1

      @@puregoodevil1084 you will never be able to get on with your life as long as the corrupt US lib dems have any say so -

  • @michealolsen1344
    @michealolsen1344 Před 2 lety

    Yea! Stephen Colbert... thank you!!

  • @robertbruce2840
    @robertbruce2840 Před 2 lety +10

    THANK YOU for ALL you
    BRAVE SOULS that have
    served this GREAT COUNTRY!
    🛡 🇺🇸 with ❤ + Honor = 💞

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  • @DONJULIANOrtiz
    @DONJULIANOrtiz Před 2 lety +102

    That “Anything Bagel” joke didn’t get enough credit!

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    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 Před 2 lety

      That was a weird looking bagel:. Chewing gum, pills and dice were on it!

  • @janvandertoorn
    @janvandertoorn Před 2 lety +5

    Wow that was a jam packed monologue full of highlight😂 way to out do yourselves Colbert Team!!!

  • @tanyajackson-smith5504
    @tanyajackson-smith5504 Před 2 lety +20

    I would love to see a SNL skit that will show just how swift justice would be, IF the insurrectionists were Black and Brown people. Just how concerned and aggressive Republicans and Fox, OAN, and other right-wing news stations would be?

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 2 lety +217

    I liked the William Shatner reference to the old Twilight Zone episode on the airplane!

    • @MsPrincesspaulina
      @MsPrincesspaulina Před 2 lety +7

      @Opus 313
      I have to wonder how many people caught that reference? That was a classic Twilight Zone episode.
      Bloom County forever.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Před 2 lety +2

      Stephen needs to start his own version of Corrections.

    • @twoblacklabs904
      @twoblacklabs904 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jb888888888 … nah, Seth’s killing it over @ Late Night.

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    • @christophermerlot3366
      @christophermerlot3366 Před 2 lety +7

      Nightmare at 20,000 Feet. Classic episode.

  • @kenttm42
    @kenttm42 Před 2 lety +70

    Gotta admit, Shatner's reply tweet was golden.

  • @LackeysLack
    @LackeysLack Před 2 lety +80

    "Problems can be solved by adopting a sustainable lifestyle"
    Yeah, that goes over well in a country whose culture is DEFINED by unsustainable growth and consumption.

    • @eattherich9215
      @eattherich9215 Před 2 lety +2

      The Walmart shoppers will rise up and make 6 January look like a tea party.

    • @marel6279
      @marel6279 Před 2 lety

      So true- a culture where Madison Avenue forever has promoted the disposable culture.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse Před 2 lety

      "Sustainable" wasn't what made me laugh in reference to America; "ascetic" was the hilarious adjective.

    • @HALOSnHORNS
      @HALOSnHORNS Před 2 lety

      We are doomed 🥴🥲

  • @mustafa1name
    @mustafa1name Před 2 lety +19

    "This is what heats up my ablative shield". Woah there, Stephen, language

  • @crawlinjohn
    @crawlinjohn Před 2 lety +620

    Shatner was making a joke by referencing an old b&w Twilight Zone episode. In the episode he was a passenger on a plane. But when he looked out on the wing, there was a creature looking back at him. The creature was sabotaging the plane, hence Shatner’s joke.

    • @twoblacklabs904
      @twoblacklabs904 Před 2 lety +34

      @@ichijofestival2576 … Shatner’s breakthrough TV role…

    • @ttcherrick
      @ttcherrick Před 2 lety +17

      9:21: Mr. Colbert showing his age (10 years younger than me). The word is pronounced “uh BLAY tive”, not “AB luh tive”. If he’d been glued to the TV watching the Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo programs (like I was) he’d know this.

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    • @bahjinelson3986
      @bahjinelson3986 Před 2 lety +36

      Shatner actually played an astronaut who looked out of the window and saw an alien in the Outer Limits series, which came after Twilight Zone, but before Star Trek. So, twice he's had that bad luck.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ttcherrick Isn't it the other way round. I happen to watch a lot of modern space reporting by people who tend to know what they talk about.

  • @billmiller2051
    @billmiller2051 Před 2 lety +286

    Whoever wrote the Capitol One joke is brilliant. Well done!

    • @clqudy4750
      @clqudy4750 Před 2 lety +12

      "Sh***iCard" 😂

    • @YamiOni
      @YamiOni Před 2 lety +11

      I didn't understand the second part of the joke though... I mean they didn't even change the name of the bank...

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    • @margo3367
      @margo3367 Před 2 lety +1

      @@YamiOni LoL

    • @222mila
      @222mila Před 2 lety

      @@clqudy4750 is doing juicing for tomorrow and hiiiijiiijiipi

  • @muskyoxes
    @muskyoxes Před 2 lety +2

    NIce work by the expert: "All we have to do is have millions of people simultaneously make a voluntary major change in their behavior." That kind of clear thinking can solve all kinds of problems.

  • @jefschobert9765
    @jefschobert9765 Před 2 lety +31

    Clean water and air should be considered first on all policies, not poking holes in the thing that stops radiation from frying us all.

    • @nanashi1173
      @nanashi1173 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah foresight has never been humanities greatest strength.
      “Lots of money now, or a dead ocean in fifty years…. fuck it, I’ll be dead so lololol”

    • @jefschobert9765
      @jefschobert9765 Před 2 lety +4

      @@nanashi1173 so some facts come out about such n such company polluting. We get excited and learn not only did they pollute yet also bought off public officials in various agencies to basically steal resources and hide their wealth.
      Now we are mad and then have to ask the courts about the use those products only to get shot down.
      So we stop buying yet they change the company name. So we protest and they highjack the movement.
      And then a carrot is dangled in front of us with yet more distractions which end up spending tax dollars and making the very thing we don't want richer and more powerful.

  • @DracoMagnius
    @DracoMagnius Před 2 lety +316

    Man I find it hard to believe I'm 4 years older than Fox News...I miss being a 4 year old and Fox News not existing those were good times.

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    • @jeffwhite2511
      @jeffwhite2511 Před 2 lety +8

      Hell Yes!!

    • @SpSot
      @SpSot Před 2 lety +13

      I am about 17 years older than Fox News, good times, although I grew up in a different country and have never watched it.

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd Před 2 lety +16

      My 30+ years before them, despite the Cold War, was definitely better...

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru Před 2 lety +13

      @@y_fam_goeglyd yes, when journalists who weren't factual could only get jobs with the Enquirer and it's ilk.

  • @kraekennedy
    @kraekennedy Před 2 lety +57

    Just love getting Stephen Colbert back on Fridays again!

  • @davidmatthews3131
    @davidmatthews3131 Před 2 lety +3

    Hail the show's writers!
    No shortage of fine phrasing.

  • @newtondelmar4416
    @newtondelmar4416 Před 2 lety +5

    The truck driver shortage has been happening for nearly a decade...I tried to convince my niece to go into trucking about 6 years ago...she got a 100K a year gig with IBM in NYC instead...LOL:)

  • @mikenoble91
    @mikenoble91 Před 2 lety +624

    Some of my favorite moments are when Stephen doesn't realize how long the intro to his segment is and it startles him. Never stop awkwardly pausing Stephen!

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    • @Stierenkloot
      @Stierenkloot Před 2 lety +7

      It’s all scripted dude

    • @cocorees5
      @cocorees5 Před 2 lety

      Like he finds everything hilarious when the country is going down the sh&#$t hole. Never mind! The rich colonel bert will do just fine!🥰

    • @Wigglewonks
      @Wigglewonks Před 2 lety +6

      My favorite thing is reading comments from people who think it’s not completely 100% scripted, written by others and rehearsed.

    • @jonathananderson2218
      @jonathananderson2218 Před 2 lety

      @@agnez___9613 .

  • @barbarabeagley6650
    @barbarabeagley6650 Před 2 lety +18

    Shatner better not come back infested with Tribbles!

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  • @nicolasderuiter1699
    @nicolasderuiter1699 Před 2 lety +1

    3:17 I love the piano's little quote of "My Favourite Things" punctuating a moment of real insight. Nice

  • @patriciawiskoff6959
    @patriciawiskoff6959 Před 2 lety +4

    Loved this edition laughed a good belly laugh when you were talking about William Shatner

  • @Itosalix
    @Itosalix Před 2 lety +237

    One of my favorite moments of FOX news was Hannity's complete 180 in the span of a couple minutes. Dismissing a story about Trump wanting to fire Mueller and all of his sources can't confirm that. Cut to commercial and then back to Hannity, who suddenly saying the story was confirmed, but then covers it with "isn't he allowed to do it?". And the quickly shift to a car chase video.
    Classic.

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    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 2 lety +24

      I appreciate the story Itosalix. I cannot look at Hannity long enough to witness such great moments in fake news myself.

    • @Itosalix
      @Itosalix Před 2 lety +7

      @@chonqmonk I hear ya, fortunately it was just a clip and didn't have to watch the fiction he calls a show.

    • @srikan463
      @srikan463 Před 2 lety +3

      Ok. But when do we do similar show on CNN?

    • @Featherfinder
      @Featherfinder Před 2 lety +1

      Absolutely. But then again, Hannity is right out in the open about his right wing, anti-Democrat bias. Whereas ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN all pretend to “just report the news” when each entity is absurdly biased in favor of the Democrats and never own that.

  • @wayneburton8168
    @wayneburton8168 Před 2 lety +297

    Stephen's satire is still the best way to digest the news of the day.

    • @murrayflewelling1258
      @murrayflewelling1258 Před 2 lety +2

      I thought I would never be forgiven when I said a couple of years ago , I really like Seth Meyers, but man he needs to stop getting his jokes from the janitor".......Finally a few others quickly said they had felt that way for a while and maybe it was just them.......his staff is better now, and Seth's wit at poking fun when the joke sucks is brilliant. He just started clips on jokes to bad to do, but Stephen is awesome !

    • @shantoreywilkins651
      @shantoreywilkins651 Před 2 lety +1

      🎶🎵🎶🔊#yep

    • @wayneburton8168
      @wayneburton8168 Před 2 lety +4

      @@murrayflewelling1258 I think Seth has gone too long without an audience to play off of. Mr Colbert had a secret weapon

    • @wayneburton8168
      @wayneburton8168 Před 2 lety +7

      @@murrayflewelling1258 His charming wife Evie.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 2 lety +2

      Honestly.......you really should be reading actual journalism and reporting to get your news.

  • @krcmaine
    @krcmaine Před 2 lety

    To your 25th tribute 👏👏👏👏👏 ❤ U Colbert 👩‍🍳💋

  • @vanessaroot-fitzgerald6350

    You’re taking another vacation? I don’t believe this! I need my Colbert fix!

  • @jsb331
    @jsb331 Před 2 lety +613

    Captain America: Winter Shipping Logistics ..... I want to see that movie.

    • @AG-kp4sh
      @AG-kp4sh Před 2 lety +16

      We are in it! :)

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    • @Seldomane
      @Seldomane Před 2 lety +5

      "Can't...get...the goggles.....ON!!....." +75min of filler until he gets them straight. -Marvel.

    • @thethree60five
      @thethree60five Před 2 lety +6

      Spoiler
      LOGISTICATOR FREIGHTINER get's derailed, can't find 18 gear, and google maps gets a bug in it... ah more bugs in it...
      and cant find a single public toilet to use the whole trip. Capital 1 & 2 - "What's in your _pants._ "....... adult service won't even help him.. (ah ya.. Tony does too.DUHH)

    • @scottfitzpatrick1939
      @scottfitzpatrick1939 Před 2 lety +7

      Capitain we sent the wrong form to customs!

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 Před 2 lety +140

    Top 5 most harmful things to your brain:
    #5. Playing American football
    #4. Drinking lead-contaminated water
    #3. Hitting the head with a hammer
    #2. Having a lobotomy
    #1. Watching Fox News

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 Před 2 lety +6

      I thoughts it’s watching right wing media garbage, watching the GQP, owing a gun, being a racist with a plus or minus of serving in government, and watching Fox News or not getting the vaccine

    • @parnelpospahala6087
      @parnelpospahala6087 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Tuturial464for what it's worth... I think you're Both right. Thank you for much needed laugh!

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    • @sheilacrabtree5993
      @sheilacrabtree5993 Před 2 lety +4

      Faux no news just lies and conspiracy theories for their dear orange one. Just a fact!

    • @queerbotanicalqueen
      @queerbotanicalqueen Před 2 lety +5

      Are we sure watching Fox isn’t just getting a lobotomy?

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 Před 2 lety +2

    Dude, I’m crying this was so hilarious

  • @cthoolhoo1441
    @cthoolhoo1441 Před 2 lety +7

    Cap would defeat the Hydra of Bottlenecks by re-forging his shield into an epic clipboard. "The global shipping network must never again mistake compassion for weakness!"

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +270

    The bank jokes got me... I'd hold up a glass in respect, but there's no friggin' liquor around!

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    • @beebuzz959
      @beebuzz959 Před 2 lety +4

      I have plenty and will share, it's more fun to drink with others anyhow.

    • @mikeswiental4815
      @mikeswiental4815 Před 2 lety

      it is sad that comendy has been replaced by political activism disguised as comedy with a fake laugh track.

    • @dennissackey7093
      @dennissackey7093 Před 2 lety

      @@jonbus766 000

    • @edmc1000
      @edmc1000 Před 2 lety +1

      No shortage of liquor in Colorado

  • @billtomson5791
    @billtomson5791 Před 2 lety +135

    Shatner's comment was a reference to that famous Twilight Zone episode where he looks out the window of the plane he's on and sees the gremlin on the wings.

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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    • @shnola504
      @shnola504 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jonbus766 go away.

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 Před 2 lety +3

      @@shnola504 The spammers are working in teams now...🤬

    • @wocket42
      @wocket42 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes. How did Colbert miss that?

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj Před 2 lety +3

      @@Lucius1958 I've been reporting them steady.

  • @Bj5m17h
    @Bj5m17h Před 2 lety +27

    The best thing Fox News ever did was to inspire the character "Stephen Colbert"
    which, of course, helped to launch the career of actor/comedian, Stephen Colbert.

    • @skipads5141
      @skipads5141 Před rokem

      The Stephen Colbert character was vastly better than his current incarnation and 180° different than horrible 🐕💩 like Tooning The News.

  • @gazorbo.
    @gazorbo. Před 2 lety +123

    Dear Stephen,
    I am disappointed, when William Shatner said "I'm planning on putting my nose against the window [once I'm in space], and my only hope is I won't see someone else looking back." he was referencing the episode of "The Twilight Zone" episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" in which he played a passenger on an airline flight who is the only one to notice a hideous creature (Gremlin) wandering around the wing of the plane while it is in flight.
    What is going on? Are all your writers under 25 and/or have they never watch the original Twilight Zone series?
    Sincerely,
    Gazorbo

    • @Author_Alyssa_Taylor
      @Author_Alyssa_Taylor Před 2 lety +8

      Gazorbo -- Atta Boy!! I'm no 25-year-old either! It wasn't the best TZ episode, but it was Bill and a fellow Canadian so I have to agree with the slip up!! :)

    • @Annapurna818
      @Annapurna818 Před 2 lety +4

      Under 25 and know nothing.

    • @Haijwsyz51846
      @Haijwsyz51846 Před 2 lety +8

      I think Colbert was just using that sentence literally to make a joke.

    • @debih2109
      @debih2109 Před 2 lety +3

      In their defence, the twilight movies are garbage and painful to watch

    • @sourpatchkid394
      @sourpatchkid394 Před 2 lety +3

      @@debih2109 haha! Good one 🤣

  • @whimsical_me5135
    @whimsical_me5135 Před 2 lety +15

    I just love his ombre tie!

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před 2 lety +451

    The world is a worse place because of Fox News.

    • @PokeRealmz
      @PokeRealmz Před 2 lety +12

      How dare a news station cover the news unbiasedly.

    • @anthonyekene2071
      @anthonyekene2071 Před 2 lety +2

      Just the US please

    • @brasco96wired67
      @brasco96wired67 Před 2 lety +3

      Delusional

    • @shermanculbertson6244
      @shermanculbertson6244 Před 2 lety +57

      @@PokeRealmz Fox News is sure as hell not unbiased. It’s a right wing propaganda network.

    • @rockdinosaur8619
      @rockdinosaur8619 Před 2 lety +40

      @The Insult Pigeon The difference is that CNN often stumbles into the truth - Fox doesn't even bother.

  • @christopherlundgren3499
    @christopherlundgren3499 Před 2 lety +4

    I always wait till the first joke I truly love before hitting the Like 👍 button. Doesn't take long, and then I spend the rest wishing there was a Like button for every other joke that I love 🙃

  • @Ceci_et_Cela
    @Ceci_et_Cela Před 2 lety +15

    I feel like “shortages” are a marketing scheme.

    • @tracyzimmerman7912
      @tracyzimmerman7912 Před 2 lety

      Possibly

    • @rebeccalarson4523
      @rebeccalarson4523 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh no. They are very real. There are a lot of items planned for Thanksgiving sales that we don't know if they are going to make it in time. Shop early this holiday season and don't wait for deals.

    • @Ceci_et_Cela
      @Ceci_et_Cela Před 2 lety

      @@rebeccalarson4523 I haven’t seen any shortages other than new cars. Lol

    • @josephveitch8898
      @josephveitch8898 Před 2 lety +1

      How would that.make companies more money? That is why they do marketing to increase revenue. When shelves are empty they lose.money not increase money. Limiting.profucts can drive up.prices not totally running out.

  • @MrGriff305
    @MrGriff305 Před 2 lety +42

    That was a quality 10 minutes.

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety +1

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  • @hamishhamish4257
    @hamishhamish4257 Před 2 lety

    I love you Stephen 😘😘😘😘😘

  • @kmcq692
    @kmcq692 Před 2 lety

    That Risky Business gag was remarkably satisfying!

  • @thelogician9879
    @thelogician9879 Před 2 lety +100

    When William Shatner said "when I look out the window (of a rocket), I hope there's no one looking back," I assumed that was a callback to his classic Twilight Zone episode where he saw a weird monster while looking out the window of a plane, with the monster standing on the wing and destroying the engine. Stephen's writing staff, you get a C-minus for missing that opportunity. Sorry, tough but fair.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Před 2 lety +10

      -I hope it comes up in Corrections next week- oh wait wrong host nevermind.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Před 2 lety +11

      @@jb888888888 No, we should tell Seth
      It's his job to correct late night mistakes across the board.
      Actually, I don't have any proof, but somehow, ai feel like this mistake is down to Seth Meyers Late Night graphic team

    • @christophermerlot3366
      @christophermerlot3366 Před 2 lety +2

      Otto there's a Gremlin on the side of the bus!

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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    • @dafttool
      @dafttool Před 2 lety +3

      Stephen’s writing staff is extremely young. Wouldn’t be surprised if they aren’t even familiar with that Twilight Zone episode

  • @uyd
    @uyd Před 2 lety +312

    Kirk is going where other people have gone before.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Před 2 lety +12

      And turning back just before reaching the first frontier...

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru Před 2 lety +8

      He's boldly going where no 90 year old has gone before. 😏

    • @gazorbo.
      @gazorbo. Před 2 lety +13

      When William Shatner said "I'm planning on putting my nose against the window [once I'm in space], and my only hope is I won't see someone else looking back." is a reference to episode of "The Twilight Zone" episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" in which he played the only passenger on an airline flight to notice a hideous creature (Gremlin) wandering around the wing of the plane while it is in flight.

    • @smokinlouie9885
      @smokinlouie9885 Před 2 lety

      Thought George Takei is the only one from Star Trek that rode D!#k$ to space.

  • @jalabi99
    @jalabi99 Před 2 lety +1

    The Space News segments tonight were fantastic, especially the Twitter back-and-forth between Stephen and Bill Shatner.

  • @lucasharvey8990
    @lucasharvey8990 Před 2 lety

    Thanks for the video!

  • @sanstar2007
    @sanstar2007 Před 2 lety +5

    I love Stephen Colbert!!

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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  • @Dargubus93
    @Dargubus93 Před 2 lety +15

    How much Fox did your team have to watch for this? that sounds like torture...

    • @terrancekayton007
      @terrancekayton007 Před 2 lety

      Yea. 😬 yikes. Hadn’t thought about it… Hope they had some sort of computer scanning.

  • @cyborgmetropolis7652
    @cyborgmetropolis7652 Před 2 lety +7

    The crew should have played back his rendition of Rocket Man on an endless loop for him to appreciate.

  • @nothing-2-live-4
    @nothing-2-live-4 Před 2 lety +37

    that’s literally the most famous twilight zone episode ever, that shatner is referencing

    • @blader45bc
      @blader45bc Před 2 lety +3

      To Serve Man is more chilling. "It's a cook book!!" Poor Lloyd Bochner.

    • @Saje3D
      @Saje3D Před 2 lety +2

      And the last fella on Earth setting down to read and breaking his glasses. Or the omnipotent kid. I’d say these were equally famous.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 2 lety +1

      I have to give a shout out to "The Monsters are Due on Maple Street", since no once else has brought it up yet.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse Před 2 lety

      @@davidlundquist1979 -- "Monsters" is not only a great TV episode; Serling wrote it as an outstanding short story.

  • @miltonchambers8194
    @miltonchambers8194 Před 2 lety +20

    "deep doodoo" totally worth it.

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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  • @sheikantoniovonpeanutbutte9667

    I think what Shatner was referencing with the “hope nobody looks back at me” was his Twilight Zone man on the wing of the plane episode. I’m disappointed in you guys

  • @kimberknutson831
    @kimberknutson831 Před 2 lety +1

    Excellent as always. Thank you. : )

  • @kristinnelson-patel442
    @kristinnelson-patel442 Před 2 lety +23

    I feel like the graphics department is gunning for raises 😂

  • @5749MiMi
    @5749MiMi Před 2 lety +3

    Colbert, best news report .

    • @brianwerner6643
      @brianwerner6643 Před 2 lety

      If you enjoy propaganda and not confusing yourself with independent thought.

  • @DuckYou69
    @DuckYou69 Před 2 lety +25

    As a space nerd that “heating up my ablative shield” joke….heated up my ablative shield

  • @drawyournameshow6400
    @drawyournameshow6400 Před 2 lety +1

    Happy to have some Friday’s with Stephen and my wife like we use to ;) thanks man ;) good times late at nite with my wife my smokes and my foods and my lil screen on my phone just like always. :) priceless

  • @22Phantasm
    @22Phantasm Před 2 lety +7

    As monologues go... this was spectacular !

  • @donwebster9292
    @donwebster9292 Před 2 lety +21

    Props to Shatner.

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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  • @womanofsubstance8735
    @womanofsubstance8735 Před 2 lety +15

    I think Shatner's reference to someone looking back might also be from his appearance on Twilight Zone, "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet", 1963.

  • @BroAnarchy
    @BroAnarchy Před 2 lety +1

    Oh Gorn....
    ...... Please never never, ever change 💚

  • @lmnopgr
    @lmnopgr Před 2 lety +1

    seeing Tom Cruise slide all the way out into space was totally worth it.

  • @ResidualSelfImage
    @ResidualSelfImage Před 2 lety +13

    The bouncing eyebrows is really funny for some reason.... BTW A young William Shatner once played in a Twilight Zone episode called Nightmare at 20,000 feet where he play a airline passenger hounded from his window by gremlin

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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    • @Annapurna818
      @Annapurna818 Před 2 lety

      1963. Was not alive but know the episode and it's remake from last year.🇨🇦😉

  • @stantonwa1
    @stantonwa1 Před 2 lety +22

    Stephen, you should do a Friday edition about intermodal transportation and sci-fi more often. Great stuff! I only like the video if I laugh out loud. I liked this one +5 times 😂😂😂😂😂

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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    • @metolurr530
      @metolurr530 Před 2 lety +1

      will u r a SIMP lmao

  • @user-od9iz9cv1w
    @user-od9iz9cv1w Před 2 lety +1

    Love this episode! I watched to see all the stupid stuff FOX has done over the last 25 years.
    You got me with that one!

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 Před 2 lety

    This was great 😊

  • @geraltrivia6148
    @geraltrivia6148 Před 2 lety +10

    That's a nice tie, Stephen.

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 2 lety +66

    The asteroid we are crashing into does not pose a threat to Earth... yet...

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux Před 2 lety +2

      Because crashing into a harmless astroid isn't in preparation for crashing into the recently discovered astroid made of sooo much Gold that every Human could be made a Billionaire.....

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 2 lety +3

      @@AnnieWarbux If you think about at all, 'every person having so much gold that they could each be a billionaire' would not mean 'everyone would be rich'

    • @grateful954
      @grateful954 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah-it’s about mining asteroids. The cover to justify the investment of $ and resources is that it’s for future threats.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před 2 lety +1

      I hope they calculate their angles properly, so it doesn't become one. Or disturb the sleeping bear...

  • @MrJoebotello
    @MrJoebotello Před 2 lety

    stephen colbert for president 2024 viva colbert

  • @midnighto.g7677
    @midnighto.g7677 Před 2 lety +37

    Just a reminder: Toys, books, cans, bottles, pumpkin, car parts, diapers, liquor, paper, cups and everything else.

    • @cultureal9544
      @cultureal9544 Před 2 lety

      do you not have one of these in America? do you need two of every thing, America?

    • @midnighto.g7677
      @midnighto.g7677 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cultureal9544 Nope, I have none of these, I live in the seclusion where I climb a mountain to watch CZcams

    • @GathererThompson
      @GathererThompson Před 2 lety +4

      Teachers, elderly care workers, and docs/nurses are on the list, too. No shortage of evicted people, though, or COVID infections..

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc Před 2 lety +1

      There is going to be a whole lot of layoffs at Toys-Books-Cans-Bottles-Pumpkins-Car Parts-Diapers-Liquor-Paper-Cups 'R' Us.

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm Před 2 lety +24

    When Tom Cruise goes to space he's going to hang onto the outside of the spaceship just to look cool.I mean, everyone's done the sit inside thing.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 2 lety +2

      Fine, they can leave him out there until he publicly acknowledges the instititional abuse of the cult he is in.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 2 lety

      He'll find an excuse to ride a motorcycle.

  • @HealthyWithAustin
    @HealthyWithAustin Před 2 lety +3

    These segments need to be at least…3 times longer

  • @Co-D31
    @Co-D31 Před 2 lety +23

    The word shortage only means that they're going to raise the prices sooner rather than later🤷‍♂️

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving Před 2 lety +6

      And then conveniently forget to restore the previous (cheaper) price when supply returns.

  • @KaritKtana
    @KaritKtana Před 2 lety +1

    Appreciate the Blues-y rendition of the Succession theme at the end!!
    The band is one major reason I'd love to be in the audience in person one day

  • @CyclopsWasRight616
    @CyclopsWasRight616 Před 2 lety +8

    fun fact for you, that green woman he's making out with was Batgirl in the live action series.

  • @reginaromsey
    @reginaromsey Před 2 lety +41

    Shatner is fulfilling a dream his generation had and pushed for until it is actually possible.

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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    • @Jacob_Junge
      @Jacob_Junge Před 2 lety +2

      Ah, yes, the dream of very rich people briefly visiting the outer part of the atmosphere. What a time to be alive!

    • @jerryherrin6470
      @jerryherrin6470 Před 2 lety

      @@Jacob_Junge Exactly. "Hmmm, I could buy 20 houses and give them to homeless veterans, or I could spend a few hours in what most astronauts wouldn't even call space. I choose the latter!"

    • @jerryherrin6470
      @jerryherrin6470 Před 2 lety

      @mugwump ​ When did I say Shatner isn't philanthropic? (Almost all wealthy people are, it's a huge tax break and it keeps the unfortunates from breaking through the gates of their mansions.) Nor did I say Shatner himself is paying for this, he's probably getting it comped just because he's Cpt. Kirk. I was speaking of the wealthy in general.

  • @wendydabee
    @wendydabee Před 2 lety +2

    It's not often that Stephen gets a chance to knock out a super extremely 'dad' dad joke but he sure nailed one today! Love it.

  • @stevengaudet847
    @stevengaudet847 Před 2 lety

    I love this show

  • @karenwatkins655
    @karenwatkins655 Před 2 lety +7

    I remember my mother washing out dirty cloth diapers in our toilet, then hanging them outside to dry. A friend of mine tried doing that in the 1980s, but couldn’t stand it and switched to a diaper service.

    • @Annapurna818
      @Annapurna818 Před 2 lety +1

      Banned from hanging clothes outside by the city of Toronto. Go figure

    • @GrandmaCathy
      @GrandmaCathy Před 2 lety +1

      My son in the 90's had all cloth diapers. He potty trained to easily. I think that's why.

    • @GrandmaCathy
      @GrandmaCathy Před 2 lety

      @@Annapurna818 That's crazy.

    • @karenwatkins655
      @karenwatkins655 Před 2 lety

      @@GrandmaCathy interesting! You were a determined mother, to keep with the cloth diapers.

  • @ZenGeekDad
    @ZenGeekDad Před 2 lety +25

    7:10 - Shatner's reference was to the Twilight Zone episode he was in "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" where he's a passenger who alone can see a little gremlin tearing apart the aircraft from outside, midflight.

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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  • @fate6640
    @fate6640 Před 2 lety

    This one was special.

  • @barbaraberry9075
    @barbaraberry9075 Před 2 lety +3

    Brian May is part of that asteroid team- i never knew he had a doctorate as well as being an amazing musician - so amazing

    • @latashaglasgow2948
      @latashaglasgow2948 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, he’s an Astrophysicist….

    • @barbaraberry9075
      @barbaraberry9075 Před 2 lety +1

      @@latashaglasgow2948 he started.His PhD while starting out in Queen too - and then put it aside to play music - great story

    • @andyevans2336
      @andyevans2336 Před 2 lety

      How many rock star astrophysicists do you know who have asteroids named after them? I only know of Sir May….

    • @barbaraberry9075
      @barbaraberry9075 Před 2 lety

      @@andyevans2336 so amazing

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 Před 2 lety +4

    Books?! People read? I thought I was the last one.

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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  • @sophiapacione
    @sophiapacione Před 2 lety +6

    2:06 that zoom in😂

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      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

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  • @kendethstryke3020
    @kendethstryke3020 Před 2 lety +1

    Shout out to Yvonne Craig as the green hottie pictured !!!! She's still getting press over 50 years later. Thanks Stephen.

  • @Annapurna818
    @Annapurna818 Před 2 lety +6

    Stephen, shocked that you did not realize that The Captain was referring to his 1963 Twilight Zone episode, Nightmare at 20000 feet, which was remade by Jordan Peele last year.

  • @Tony-gz6bi
    @Tony-gz6bi Před 2 lety +11

    I need more unexpectedly slow graphics that Stephen isn’t prepared for! Lol

  • @rowynnecrowley1689
    @rowynnecrowley1689 Před 2 lety +82

    Stephen: A giant asteroid might crash into earth and kill us all.
    Audience: Oh god no!
    Me: Thank god! About fucking time!

    • @dedeye2000
      @dedeye2000 Před 2 lety

      Many of us deserve it. Mostly liberal Democrats.

    • @prof.scheere6933
      @prof.scheere6933 Před 2 lety +10

      @@dedeye2000 no but spare the republicans... Theyve had it so rough! Not like theyre trying to kill our democracy from the inside

    • @jonmendelson1104
      @jonmendelson1104 Před 2 lety

      Me: Not again!

    • @eattherich9215
      @eattherich9215 Před 2 lety +2

      Bring it on. The earth will recover and be fine without us.

    • @cmorris9494
      @cmorris9494 Před 2 lety

      Couldn't it hit us in 2016

  • @tyarthas
    @tyarthas Před 2 lety

    A+

  • @Mr.BeastFacts
    @Mr.BeastFacts Před 2 lety +58

    Can’t imagine what is must’ve been like to be a Fox News fan 25 years ago. Ahh, to be 70, again. 🥲

    • @guru47pi
      @guru47pi Před 2 lety +4

      Just fill your head with lies, fear, and hatred of any group you haven't actually encountered in your life, and you'll have some idea

    • @VanhA-db3kz
      @VanhA-db3kz Před 2 lety +2

      They have fans? Ok, as a foreigner I might not know all the details but the first impression was a looney tunes kinda thing 😆

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 Před 2 lety +3

      @@guru47pi The war on Christmas that doesn't exist. FOX has already started it again. Pathetic. They recycle old news and grievances. They have very few journalists left at FOX. It is all propaganda.

    • @NashobaLusaTaloa
      @NashobaLusaTaloa Před 2 lety +3

      I'm 77 and I've NEVER been a Fox "news" fan. Many of us "old-timers" still had our wits and common sense 25 years ago (and we still do now).

    • @guru47pi
      @guru47pi Před 2 lety +2

      @@VanhA-db3kz it's unfortunately possible to be completely loony tunes AND have a large number of fans. See also; Kanye West

  • @raisedTwIsTeD
    @raisedTwIsTeD Před 2 lety +1

    We're gonna end up knocking that asteroid this way