Uncle Roger Make JAMIE OLIVER DISS TRACK
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- čas přidán 13. 01. 2024
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This should win a grammy
Fr
Definitely.
Hi Nick
100%, we'll see soon tho :]
Fr
I love how Uncle Roger blurred his feet. He doesn’t need the thirsty aunties to look. 😂💀
I am disappoint
Finally someone noticed it
Wonder why he did though?
@@camaroman8309 Definitely thirsty aunties. He makes their rice get wet
@@miablossom73 Lol
Uncle Roger being way too humble here - as a Chinese uncle uncle roger can definitely karaoke sing
Should have sung with a mic with full blown echo. 😂
Fr
He isn’t a 🇲🇾people?
@@TNT_catcathalf Malaysian and Singapore.
He is Chinese Malaysian, Malaysia got alot of people of Chinese origin@@TNT_catcat
The internet needs Jamie’s response. It’s been years now. C’mon Jamie, even Gordon is man enough to own his shit😂
😂
fr
I been thinking how can he bear this much pain 😭😂
Saw Jamie last year in cafe I worked at, I politely said hello and he simply nodded....I'm Asian and I think he avoids all of us now 😂
@@venusalfante6285 are you in uk?
Uncle Benny EARNED that title. Turning those sounds into a song is impressive.
He cooked!!
Sounds😂😂😂
He turned noise into music. Gold.
@@zenocrosstv Cant agree more with this 🤣
I want Uncle Roger music video clip and get this single ranking first all over the world 😂
fr
Ah hello vincenzo
Hello uncle vincenzo
Haha yesh
No pressure😂
(Verse 1)
Yo, Jamie O, you think you're the king,
But your egg fried rice, man, it's a sad thing.
Got a recipe, but it's all out of whack,
You're the chef, but your skills are kinda slack.
You claim it's simple, just a stir and a fry,
But my grandma's version would make you cry.
Your rice is clumpy, and the eggs are a mess,
I've had better from a microwave, I confess.
(Chorus)
Jamie, Jamie, what you tryna prove?
Your egg fried rice is making people move,
Away from the kitchen, they don't wanna eat,
Your dish is a disaster, a culinary defeat.
(Verse 2)
You toss in veggies, but they're overdone,
A pinch of salt? Man, that's not enough, son.
You're a TV chef, but this ain't a show,
Your egg fried rice got nowhere to go.
I've seen better in a takeout box,
Your recipe's got more holes than my socks.
You talk a big game, but where's the flavor?
My taste buds are begging for a savior.
(Chorus)
Jamie, Jamie, what you tryna prove?
Your egg fried rice is making people move,
Away from the kitchen, they don't wanna eat,
Your dish is a disaster, a culinary defeat.
(Bridge)
You're the Naked Chef, but where's the truth?
Your egg fried rice is a crying spoof.
I'll stick to my grandma's, with love and care,
Your recipe's a nightmare, just a culinary dare.
(Verse 3)
I'll take Gordon Ramsay any day,
Over your egg fried rice, that's all I gotta say.
You're a legend in the kitchen, that's no doubt,
But when it comes to this dish, Jamie, you're out.
So step aside, let the real chefs shine,
Your egg fried rice, it's a culinary crime.
I'll find a better recipe, that's for sure,
Your version's got me walking out the door.
(Chorus)
Jamie, Jamie, what you tryna prove?
Your egg fried rice is making people move,
Away from the kitchen, they don't wanna eat,
Your dish is a disaster, a culinary defeat.
(Outro)
So pack up your wok, and hit the road,
Your egg fried rice, man, it's getting old.
I'll find a better recipe, no need for your strife,
Sorry, Jamie, but it's goodbye to your egg fried rice.
PETITION FOR A FULL VERSION of the song if this gets 1k Likes
Please you record this song and post on your channel
That's hard!
This should be made into a real song
This lyric is hard🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love that you've chosen to support a charity that Jamie works with. That is high quality justice.
"Everybody gangsta 'til Uncle Roger drops a diss track."
- Something I didn't expect to say in 2024
But we're here for it! 🤣😂
Uncle roger: New year, new me
Guga gonna drop the salt bae disstrack next
Hit The Floor parody song by
Uncle (Rapper) Roger
Verse 1 -
Mr Jamie , let your egg rice hit the floor
Let your egg rice hit the floor
Let your egg rice hit the floor
Let your egg rice hit the floor
Useless, what for
Ancestors cant take it anymore
One, Nothings wrong with me
Two, Nothings wrong with me
Three, Nothings wrong with me
Four, Nothings wrong with me
My heart is about to give ( loud scream )
Throw your ramen in the bin
Throw your ramen in the bin
Throw your ramen in the bin
Throw your ramen in the bin
(Heavy guitar backdrop with loud screams)
Verse 2
Cook it again
Your career will now end
One, Somethings wrong with me
Two, Somethings wrong with me
Three, Somethings wrong with me
Four, somethings wrong with me
Someones got to eat
Someones got to eat
Someones got to eat
Someones got to eat
Let Jamies ramen hit the floor
Let Jamies ramen hit the floor
Let Jamies ramen hit the floor
Let Jamies ramen hit the floor
Verse 3
Im driven by fear, consumed by hate
Person i will not even try to relate
You cook for yourself since your all alone
Word against word, here lies your gravestone ( loud scream )
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me
One, someones got to eat
Two, someones got to eat
Three,someones' got to eat
Four, someones got eat
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Please stop!
Please stop!
Please stop!
Please stop!
(. Song credited - Bodies by Drowing Pool )
🤣🤣🤣 good one
The redeeming feature of Jamie Olivier is that he motivates Uncle Roger to new levels of achievement. Now adding musician to Uncle Roger's resume . 😊
It's only a matter of time before Uncle Roger and Jamie Oliver meet head to head.. gonna be hilarious!
The other guy is a musician....Uncle Roger was just there lol
Pretty sure Jamie Oliver approves of this video 😂😂
Hit The Floor parody song by
Uncle (Rapper) Roger
Verse 1 -
Mr Jamie , let your egg rice hit the floor
Let your egg rice hit the floor
Let your egg rice hit the floor
Let your egg rice hit the floor
Useless, what for
Ancestors cant take it anymore
One, Nothings wrong with me
Two, Nothings wrong with me
Three, Nothings wrong with me
Four, Nothings wrong with me
My heart is about to give ( loud scream )
Throw your ramen in the bin
Throw your ramen in the bin
Throw your ramen in the bin
Throw your ramen in the bin
(Heavy guitar backdrop with loud screams)
Verse 2
Cook it again
Your career will now end
One, Somethings wrong with me
Two, Somethings wrong with me
Three, Somethings wrong with me
Four, somethings wrong with me
Someones got to eat
Someones got to eat
Someones got to eat
Someones got to eat
Let Jamies ramen hit the floor
Let Jamies ramen hit the floor
Let Jamies ramen hit the floor
Let Jamies ramen hit the floor
Verse 3
Im driven by fear, consumed by hate
Person i will not even try to relate
You cook for yourself since your all alone
Word against word, here lies your gravestone ( loud scream )
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me
One, someones got to eat
Two, someones got to eat
Three,someones' got to eat
Four, someones got eat
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Let Jamies egg rice hit the floor
Please stop!
Please stop!
Please stop!
Please stop!
(. Song credited - Bodies by Drowing Pool )
🤣@@janminglee3004 This is brilliant! Song's stuck in my head now but with Uncle Roger's voice!!!
I love how the foot is blurred 🤣
' 'No, no Uncle Roger no let you see his foot' '
06:23
*Jamie Oliver*
Uncel Roger • 2024
[intro]
Jamie Oliver
He can't make egg fried rice at all
He put olive oil and chili jam
Haiyaa!
Jamie Oliver
He can't make egg fried rice and or Thai green curry
He put three chili in Thai green curry!
[Verse 1]
Fuiyooh!
This song go out to all the people who mess up Asian Food
Especially you, Jamie
You make ramen, but you use soba
That's why your career over
Don't use chili jam, you silly man
Haiyaa!
Egg fried rice, you used ilive oil
Packet rice, you don't even boil!
You rice so soggy and wet
Your restaurants close, your in dept!
(Actually he's still rich so Jamie Oliver Please don't sue me!)
Thanks for the lyrics but you misspelled olive and debt.
Bennys the only man who can get an uncle title without cooking anything
Edit: anything that's food at least
Edit: Ive just learned if u edit a comment it takes the heart away😢
He cooked the song,bro. What are you talking about?
Bro cooked some bars
he cooked up a beat
He cooked Jamie Olive Oil through music
Oh, man's was cookin alright.
Uncle Roger donating any proceeds from his website to Jamie's foundation is both wholesome and a burn at the same time. Bravo 👏😂
Damn smart la
Fuyoooooo.... Uncle Roger is the best! 🎉🎉🎉
The fact you censored his bare feet has me crying from laughing 😂😂😂😂
I know uncle Rodger can cook, but I didn’t know he could *COOK*
Uncle Benny didn't earn the uncle title from cooking in the kitchen, he earned it from cooking in the studio
Donating to the charity Jamie works using a diss track on him is a such a flex.
7:35 seriously had me crying from laughter 😂
This was hilarious! Great collaboration. Such a pleasant surprise.
“Food for Life believes every child has a right to good, healthy school food.
Since 2016, Food for Life has joined forces Jamie Oliver’s Kitchen Garden Project - to teach and help children grow, cook and eat delicious, nutritious (and hopefully with this donation, Asian) food - in schools across the UK. “
Despite Uncle Roger’s relentless roasting (and Jamie’s ignore Uncle Roger approach), you gotta praise Uncle for actually donating proceeds for a noble cause that actually collaborates with one of Jamie’s charities for kids.
If this doesn’t convince Jamie Oliver that Uncle Roger has sincere intent behind the comedic roasting, I don’t know what will.
I wish the genre was Trap
It's just business, a tax right off for Roger doesn't have as much virtue behind it as U make it out to believe. He profits off Jamie Oliver and piddy backs off him. Jamie tried really hard to get American kids eating good food, the lobbyists for the processed sugar food industry kicked his ass so hard he landed back in the UK.
Jamie's approach to school lunches and gardens is entirely "borrowed" from the American chef whose books and restaurants popularized farm to table and organic produce here in California before sweet Jamie was born, Alice Waters. His lack of success here in the USA wasn't because of lobbyists; he failed to get any traction for his "movement" because he wasn't doing anything original and was talking over people with experience like he was selling curry leaves as some kind of revelation in SE Asia. It was only a revelation of his ignorance!@@aussiehardwood6196
@@aussiehardwood6196 yes and no. Have you actually looked at the food he was making? You can't convince nobody to eat healthy by offering an inferior alternative. He did more harm than good- because of him children started to associate healthy food with shit food and that's not okay. Jamie was a good cook once, but then he rested on his laurels and started cutting all the corners. I've been a cook myself for the last 20 years and i follow his career from the start. From a promising chef he became a parody of cooking. He's a walking, talking offense to cuisine as a whole. His level is no higher than Kay's Cooking honestly. And not because he COULDN'T do better. He just doesn't care anymore. He's more interested in the TV/Internet fame than cooking. For a cook that's a giant no-no. A cook loves cooking, obsesses over it and doesn't allow themselves to cut corners. The moment you cut one corner, you might as well not be a chef anymore, cuz your innate laziness will tell you to cut corners every damn time. It's one thing to sub kaffir lime leaves for spinach as a home cook, but definitively different if you do it for the people. That shows even in his attempts to teach children to eat healthier: substitution, substitution, substitution... Resulting in a tasteless mush that MAY be healthier than a burger, but not all people will be satisfied with a goop on their plate. MOST people won't. And that's what Jamie does. He's a small-format star and not a chef.
@sigmablock
I agree with you. It was a classy surprise twist, for sure.
My morning alarm
Edit: (Ty for 1k likes)
The only way I could command
@Scan2GoNami-Swan-bw8cj what the
how is this comment 15 hours ago it said the video is 2 minutes ago
@@mrstarling wth you are right 👀
Fr
2:44 higher? I was expecting Uncle roger to take chair and make himself higher by standing on chair 😅
this is funnier than the video
These two were so entertaining ❤ Uncle Benny earned his title. The donation at the end lmao 😂
Uncle roger blurring his feet is hilarious, there is always someone somewhere that will pay for it
Yes!!! This is the comment I was looking for! Them low key blurring their feet is hilarious!!
“Don’t make me sound like Jamie Oliver cooking”. Freakin hilarious 😂. Poor Jaime, this will live in his head rent free 😂
More likely that he will never even hear it. Unless his media people will point it out.
@@sirBrouwer If Chef Ramsey knows about his channel, I’m sure Jamie knows knows or his people knows
@@naomieg1041 Ramsey is much more actively online himself that might help a lot. But it could be that Jamie just does not engage in it. There is not much to win for himself. His core costumers have little overlap with Nigels.
I read your comment at the same time it came up in the video
Hahaah this is actually a really super refreshing and entertaining video!!! Great idea and hilarious too 😂
This video was amazing!! 😂😂😂 Uncle Roger needs an award for this one!!! Benny too!
This man started a career by dissing Jamie, what a legend
There is nothing legendary abt this its just a guy whose whole personality based on hating Jamie Oliver , it's actually annoying at this point Jamie Oliver prolly doesn't give af abt this guy
@@n0tHiNg0139 Someone's upset by a comedian. ): Oh no! :( Boohoo. )':
@@n0tHiNg0139clicking out is less taps away than yapping
@@n0tHiNg0139well Jamie is not in a position to say anything. His food is shit and fake. He doesn't even bother to learn about the dishes
@@n0tHiNg0139his bank account says differently
Jamie Oliver is truly someone so "special" to Uncle Roger that he even made a whole song related to that guy, which is enough to see that Jamie is a very prominent person in Uncle Roger's memories: )
Jamie, is that you???
Or let's say, nightmares. 😂
Joker and Batman = Jamie and Uncle Roger
Uncle Roger talks about Jamie Oliver every video. Of course Jamie is indeed a special person to him.
Putting people down for an easy laugh, may make you feel superior, but it says a lot about your character. A little bit of kindness goes a long way.
This is freaking awesome. Love it!
I have never needed a Jaime reaction or collab more. lmao
I’m gagged at the fact he blurred his feet. 😂😂😂
And for some reason Benny's belly randomly
Gotta save some things for the OnlyFans
Yo what is this about... are feet pay to view now?
@@alexandercooper6426the internet does weird things with well…
There is obviously some secret message encoded in those pixels ... :-)
The fact he giving the proceeds of the donation to Jamie foundation says everything
Smart tax write off and it looks so cheeky
Tax write off
Cuts twice as hard!😅
Hello, Uncle Roger, I just discovered your channel... you are hilarious! I love your videos! Thank you so much for sharing! Have a fantastic day!
The collab we’ve been waiting for
no way he censored his feet
we want them grippers daddy roger
Dang you beat me to it and I just noticed UR's censored feet.
Bro hate feet fetish💀
I was about to say something about that. That's funny that feet are being censored.
Thought I was the only one who noticed
He wants to make sure no one makes money off of screen grabs of his feet
This masterpiece must be on spotify!!!
It is
It on there already
@@mrnigelng Hey Nigel. Just want to thank you for constantly entertaining us. Wish you a good health. From Bangladesh 🫶
@@mrnigelng YESSSSS
1:00
Thanks for the laugh xD
I love how he instructs/guides lmao
*“Don’t make me sound like Jamie Oliver cooking”* hahaha genius!
WE GETTING OUT OF CHILI JAM WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥
Waiiiitttt 😂😂😂😂 I wasn't readdyyyy 🤣🤣🤣
@@quirkyviperwdym?
Jam is Uncle Roger's toes, notice they are blocked. 😂
The fact that Uncle Roger blurred put his feet while he was on the couch 😂😂😂
ikr and Benny's too
There are too many foot fetishist out there.
And I am one. 🦶
Don't know if he's making fun of the idiots that censor their feet or he is one of them 😅
Immediately went to comments to see if anyone had an explanation for this…. 😂🦶
Thanks for making me laugh a lot ... keep up the great music and picking on the big names. :)
Are you ever going to cook with Jamie? As much as you’ve roasted him I feel like you owe him 😂
Naw, that's not the way the diss game works. Jamie is supposed to respond to Uncle Roger's initial challenge. The ball is bouncing in Jamie's side of the court now, has been for a couple years.
Whatcha' got, Jamie??!! What's the matter, cat got your (basket) balls?
🏀⛹🏻🏀
Poor Benny... 😆
Hearing Uncle Roger sing is like watching Jamie Oliver cook.
Nigel: "I would like to make a collab video with Jamie as my 10 Million subscriber special"
Uncle Roger: "Let's make a disstrack!"
Uncle Benny truly earned “Uncle” title! He made Unclr Roger singing sounds good!
This is hilarious 😂. Benny Blanco is such a great sport
1:16 Uncle Roger blurred his feet so he can be safe from people like me 😋
Bro down bad 💀
JAMIE'S BEEN REAL QUIET SINCE THIS DROPPED 🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jamie oliver should write a diss track back and donate the proceeds to that to the charity he back too. It would be HUGE bc he would finally be responding after so long... He could REALLY turn it into a gold mine for them... uncle roger is already doing such a great thing if jamie oliver matched his efforts he could literally win 2024 ... And the charity would SERIOUSLY win as well
Was hoping you'd go there 👌🇭🇲
The blur on the foot 😂😂
The fact that he managed to make Uncle Roger singing sound pretty good, gives me hope that i can be a chart topper.
Aye unc you went crazy💯💯💯
That song literally makes my day. I hope you make more songs like this. ❤️❤️
This is amazing. Congrats! And congrats to Uncle Benny for releasing a cookbook!
Benny is the only person that can get the uncle title without cooking 😂😂😂
He cooked tho
yeah but he cooked with this one
I absolutely love the blurring of the feet to discourage the Interweb foot freaks 🤣
Lol, that was great Benny. 👍
Uncle Roger so talented and top-tier visual idols so STAN HIM!
No, his singing so terrible, he might lose his uncle title.
I'm normally against stanning but stanning Uncle Roger okay.
@@DaveAtonalhis singing is terrible but his rapping is good. Also he IS the Uncle, he is the God of giving and taking back the uncle titles. Nobody can take away his uncle title except from himself
@@Patel2190after this video he lost his uncle title in my eyes, whatever you say. Nephew Roger from now on.
@@DaveAtonal yeah, no bud. I don’t know if this is a joke but he still has the uncle title. Actually if he did sing well then he would’ve lost his uncle title because Uncle Roger is Asian and if you pursue singing then it’s a very bad thing and you’ll probably get disowned. All that matters in Asia is the cooking so he still has his uncle title.
6:52 real shxt coming 🔥 fuiyohhh ✨
"link in dipscription got me"🤣🤣
Benny is very funny and is all right at a little acting!
A WIZARD WITH MUSIC though, look how he did a miracle with Uncle Roger's "singing". 🤣
I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE WE NEED A 5 MIN VERSION
*500
The blur on the musician was hilarious
I'm dead
Omg 💯 LOVEEE that uncle Roger listens to Jacky cheung .. one of my fav songs toooooo
man... the most wholesome distrack that actually helps people and he also regrets it XD so many feelings this is gold.
man I hope this goes viral XDD
Nigel took comedy to the next level 😂
I liked when you sang sitting on the sofa right at the beginning!
Love Benny, this is amazing ❤
I’m impressed with the chemistry these 2 have.
now we need guga making a diss track for salt bae
yes
pls
This is awesome Uncle Roger keep up the new music venture. 😂😂
BTW. Legend says Jamie Oliver is coming out with a response diss track.
You better up your rap game. 😂😂
This is gonna be my ringtone
2:11 Nephew Benny doesn't get it: Uncle Benny's = Another packet of Jamie's favourite Instant Rice!
This song showcases Benny's production skills like nothing else.
😂This song keeps running in my head!!!!!
You make all of ancestors cry. It makes me sigh
This better finally get jamie oliver's attention
I doubt he’s going to acknowledge it. Imagine being a top chef in your country for almost three decades and you’re being called publicly mocked by a short clip chef who came out of nowhere. 😂🤣 he’d have to admit he doesn’t cook that good to his whole fanbase of British women over the age of 40.
@@ZP-xyza Uncle Roger def more famous than Jamie Jam Oliver!!!
Even Gordon got acknowledge Uncle Roger, though I see your point there.@@ZP-xyza
@@DHankins19 💯
I mean, why though? No one is owed attention from anyone, lol.
Uncle Roger and Benny Blanco collaboration. I'm blessed to be alive to witness this 🙏 🙌
just the feet censured got me dying 😂💀
@mrnigelng Uncle Roger, u should make a music video for this diss track. It sounds so good a music video would be epic and entertaining
This needs to be on every radio station across the globe yesterday!!!👏👏👏 Uncle Roger and Uncle Benny (surely he's an Uncle after that superb song!?!🎶) you guys ROCK!!!!🎉❤🎶❤🎶❤🎉
Yup this is the diss track I 100% needed for 2024. I am now motivated more than ever to write some more music thank you uncle rogerrrrr
8mil niece and nephew, this is our time to shine! time to make this the number 1 hit! :D
A work of art. A true masterpiece 🧡
i love this, this really slaps, is there going to be an official album, we need one bro!
Editer was living his life editing uncle rogers feet😂
thirsty white woman
Honestly with the level of degeneracy. Yea they prob would have been on OF 55 mins ago.
That photo montage when the beat drops was awesome. lol
Nigel's video editors are total 🔥🔥🔥!
😘👌✨
Give Uncle Benny the orange shirt. He deserves it 👌!
This was so awesome!
We need an extended version! It was only getting started!
the boom mic dropping into frame at 4:48 cracked me up for some reason.
I need a 10 hours version of this song 😂
I wish Uncle Roger make a longer version of this diss track, is dope 😂
Why are feet being blurred out? I noticed that and could NOT stop laughing.
This is the greatest collaboration ever!!!
This is the most hardcore diss track I’ve ever heard in my life. I *NEED* more Uncle Roger diss tracks
the magic of editing
2:30 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! I'M IN ZOOM CLASS!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't expect this diss track to turn out so good. Uncle Benny's is amazing.