Consent Game | Peet Guercio | Stand Up Comedy

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  • čas přidán 24. 09. 2020
  • Peet plays The Consent Game with his ex girlfriend.
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  • @emilyvos3249
    @emilyvos3249 Před 3 lety +13960

    Guy:*giving examples of consent *
    Audience: " funniest shit I've ever seen"

    • @r0tt1on-s0cks8
      @r0tt1on-s0cks8 Před 3 lety +579

      Bold of you to assume there’s an audience

    • @omg....5240
      @omg....5240 Před 3 lety +100

      Yeah i kinda laughed too but everybody here is so savege ;-;

    • @hellopotatofriends8781
      @hellopotatofriends8781 Před 3 lety +65

      @@omg....5240 they ain’t savage they just rude people

    • @fastcow7013
      @fastcow7013 Před 3 lety +190

      @@hellopotatofriends8781 whats so haha funny about asking for consent?

    • @omg....5240
      @omg....5240 Před 3 lety +44

      @@fastcow7013 the way they do

  • @HowdyItLovll
    @HowdyItLovll Před 3 lety +6725

    "So what's the deal with Consent?"
    Audience: *HAHAHA*

    • @Lilly-vz2un
      @Lilly-vz2un Před 3 lety +19

      So true

    • @pikeley8089
      @pikeley8089 Před 3 lety +25

      I don't get the joke

    • @facebones
      @facebones Před 3 lety +87

      @@pikeley8089 his jokes werent funny they where on the level of jerry seinfeld observations

    • @TT-we2pe
      @TT-we2pe Před 3 lety +34

      @@facebones not even. At least Seinfeld is funny

    • @kathyrynmccourt1844
      @kathyrynmccourt1844 Před 3 lety +7

      Basic human needs

  • @adelaide5657
    @adelaide5657 Před 3 lety +2319

    “We always asked for consent”
    Audience: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Me: should I be scared?

  • @iforgotmypasswordtomyoldac4269

    There’s probably a vent in there that releases mustard gas into the room if they don’t laugh.

  • @Gustuf0
    @Gustuf0 Před 3 lety +8605

    Plot twist, he’s in a dark room, no audience and just put in a laughing soundtrack.

  • @Raren789
    @Raren789 Před 3 lety +5462

    "We would ask for consent"
    *laughter*

    • @ofwgktadgafls
      @ofwgktadgafls Před 3 lety +416

      i’m glad that i’m not the only one who thought this wasn’t funny

    • @meredithstark5053
      @meredithstark5053 Před 3 lety +34

      @@ofwgktadgafls same -_-

    • @jasminappleby779
      @jasminappleby779 Před 3 lety +102

      This comment was funnier than the whole video

    • @No_seat_belts
      @No_seat_belts Před 3 lety +24

      All liberals in the audience. 100%

    • @MaryJane-tp3qd
      @MaryJane-tp3qd Před 3 lety +45

      Everyone should ask for consent 🤦🏽‍♀️ I don’t get how this is top cement when you don’t even get the video

  • @Aluroth120
    @Aluroth120 Před 3 lety +253

    Audience laughter sounds like a laugh track. Dudes just recording himself alone in his dark basement and adding the laughs in post 🤣

    • @leemoo020756
      @leemoo020756 Před rokem

      Now I can't unsee it...

    • @PolishedWalnut
      @PolishedWalnut Před rokem

      You are actually correct. Just look at all his videos

    • @isaacshefton5835
      @isaacshefton5835 Před 10 měsíci

      That's exactly what i thought. Especially cuz this wasn't funny

  • @Louiscare
    @Louiscare Před 3 lety +1867

    The only funny part of this is him claiming he has sex

  • @kenkanifffromconnecticut3963
    @kenkanifffromconnecticut3963 Před 3 lety +4150

    “We asked each other for consent.”
    Audience: *W H E E Z E*

    • @ooaissburn964
      @ooaissburn964 Před 3 lety +39

      I was nothing but SALTS the entire time. It was so unfunny

    • @heylol9166
      @heylol9166 Před 3 lety +11

      god bless america 😭

    • @mikegrdn07
      @mikegrdn07 Před 3 lety +19

      This comment was funnier than the entire video

    • @vivianjently4934
      @vivianjently4934 Před 3 lety +5

      @Jason Statham bruh this isnt even a real audience its a laughter track...

    • @vivianjently4934
      @vivianjently4934 Před 3 lety +2

      @Jason Statham so putting a fake laughter track over a shit stand up video is america for you?

  • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
    @yeatnumber1Dmuncher Před 3 lety +7296

    "Amy Schumer is the worst comedian ever."
    This man: *hold my water bottle*

  • @spaghettioverlord3247
    @spaghettioverlord3247 Před 3 lety +1888

    I don’t think this guy has ever seen a woman naked.

  • @dexxylinx_3885
    @dexxylinx_3885 Před 3 lety +53

    "my ex and i..."
    one guy in the crowd: comedy *GOLD*

  • @lucymadan9691
    @lucymadan9691 Před 3 lety +931

    Why tf is he drinking so much water like halfway through a word he lik-💧

    • @justnitr0h566
      @justnitr0h566 Před 3 lety +49

      So I met this gi- 💧

    • @sinnbadd278
      @sinnbadd278 Před 3 lety +45

      And we came up with this joke tha- 💧

    • @soulsnackbecauseidonteatmu4341
      @soulsnackbecauseidonteatmu4341 Před 3 lety +6

      He only picked it up twice though and took one sip at the beginning and once in the middle. You're just looking to criticize something because he isn't you.

    • @soulsnackbecauseidonteatmu4341
      @soulsnackbecauseidonteatmu4341 Před 3 lety

      @Adam Malec Yes, watch the video. He only sipped two times.

    • @lucymadan9691
      @lucymadan9691 Před 3 lety +4

      @@soulsnackbecauseidonteatmu4341 great but it’s true like no one needs that much water in the middle of a show.

  • @ehmehsmeh824
    @ehmehsmeh824 Před 3 lety +4698

    This guy: *breathes*.
    Pre recorded laugh track in the background: *HAHAHAHAHA*

    • @lucyinthesky7894
      @lucyinthesky7894 Před 3 lety +50

      I actually laughed at your joke thank you for reviving me.

    • @krystel6995
      @krystel6995 Před 3 lety +5

      I didn't like because of your pfp

    • @s3m3ra79
      @s3m3ra79 Před 3 lety +13

      @@krystel6995 what’s the problem lmao it’s a pic of chubby Batman

    • @templarknight7041
      @templarknight7041 Před 3 lety

      999th like on this comment.

    • @_greathy
      @_greathy Před 3 lety

      1k like weehoooo

  • @bigmonkeyman45
    @bigmonkeyman45 Před 3 lety +185

    *Yeah so I have a bed*
    Audience: *finally, some good fucking comedy*

  • @thehair9236
    @thehair9236 Před 3 lety +89

    This is hilarious. The comments i mean. The video was terrible

  • @whereamihelpme6937
    @whereamihelpme6937 Před 3 lety +6837

    Plot twist: the audience have been individually starved of entertainment for weeks before viewing this

  • @marlinderwall8873
    @marlinderwall8873 Před 3 lety +4294

    Pretty sure the laughs are fake. That or the crowd is super high.

    • @marlinderwall8873
      @marlinderwall8873 Před 3 lety +60

      I'm like 90 percent sure this comedian dude is just trolling. He know this isn't funny and that's why it's funny. I really hope that's it.

    • @abdicolestudios8899
      @abdicolestudios8899 Před 3 lety +83

      @@marlinderwall8873 bro you replied to your own comment like someone else wrote it

    • @oceandrip8307
      @oceandrip8307 Před 3 lety +1

      Or its just so not funny that it makes u laugh 😭.

    • @theswandive2804
      @theswandive2804 Před 3 lety +2

      You can find him in a pub in New York

    • @wutangfist5529
      @wutangfist5529 Před 3 lety +4

      I feel like the only way to go to a comedy show is being super high.

  • @chicaloca5307
    @chicaloca5307 Před 3 lety +846

    Was the audience even real? Cuz nothing about this was funny.

    • @octupleodyssey
      @octupleodyssey Před 3 lety +45

      they were real, they just had guns pointed at them

    • @biancatudorascu2032
      @biancatudorascu2032 Před 3 lety +3

      It's the sarcasm of which the story is delivered with that's supposed to be funny

    • @willmacdonald5961
      @willmacdonald5961 Před 3 lety +17

      Nope it’s a laugh track or as we call it in the uk ‘canned laughter’

    • @terdferguson1736
      @terdferguson1736 Před 3 lety +7

      @@biancatudorascu2032 no it’s not ..sarcasm has nothing to with anything in this routine... it sucks because it’s woke bullshit that you need to make excuses for ... you know the woke stuff when a guy uses it is because he wants to get laid

    • @northide8785
      @northide8785 Před 3 lety

      @@octupleodyssey your comment is funnier than the video

  • @JeeKU
    @JeeKU Před 3 lety +168

    The only funny thing here is the comment section.

  • @CaughtInp
    @CaughtInp Před 3 lety +5268

    “I’m gonna rock your world” this man has never had sex in his life

    • @SilveeYT
      @SilveeYT Před 3 lety +38

      I said that to my girlfriend tho xD

    • @jherikomark
      @jherikomark Před 3 lety +102

      I don't think they actually say it like that since he said it in a slightly sarcastic tone

    • @eclecticemma
      @eclecticemma Před 3 lety +54

      i dont think he wanted to actually quote what he said thatd be a bit uncomfortable for the audience

    • @WrestlingMMA3033
      @WrestlingMMA3033 Před 3 lety +15

      @@SilveeYT I don’t think your getting laid if your still using xd

    • @EloHell1129
      @EloHell1129 Před 3 lety +4

      @@SilveeYT Then you must be not getting laid anymore

  • @frankypolglish
    @frankypolglish Před 3 lety +832

    funniest thing about this is the comments lol

  • @bonzolo2358
    @bonzolo2358 Před 3 lety +236

    Amy Schumer watching this be like “write that down write that down”

    • @noodledickmcginty4931
      @noodledickmcginty4931 Před 3 lety +4

      Noice.
      That's some lateral thinking right there.

    • @brianjohnson1601
      @brianjohnson1601 Před 3 lety +3

      I dont think evenshe would wanna still this....

    • @noodledickmcginty4931
      @noodledickmcginty4931 Před 3 lety +4

      @@brianjohnson1601 I think she would steal still it and do stand up that she steels in the mean thyme.

    • @DylonsBBGorl
      @DylonsBBGorl Před 3 lety

      @@noodledickmcginty4931 idk if you said thyme to be funny but after watching this video I found it hilarious

    • @noodledickmcginty4931
      @noodledickmcginty4931 Před 3 lety

      @@DylonsBBGorl noice

  • @lincolnehret
    @lincolnehret Před 3 lety +28

    this guy: says anything
    the audience: **wheeze**

  • @k1ttygf
    @k1ttygf Před 3 lety +1993

    Guys: Women arent funny
    also guys:

    • @rogerthecockmachine6663
      @rogerthecockmachine6663 Před 3 lety +82

      Nah, this isn’t a good example just how Amy Schumer wouldn’t be a good example.

    • @Sir.Fithers
      @Sir.Fithers Před 3 lety +3

      Comedy...

    • @EddieTheGreat.
      @EddieTheGreat. Před 3 lety +68

      No you don't understand. Not all guys are funny, but all girls are not funny

    • @dollienan
      @dollienan Před 3 lety +185

      @@EddieTheGreat. the joker pfp says it all

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 Před 3 lety +77

      @@EddieTheGreat. 😂😂😂 loser

  • @ArgostheCreeper
    @ArgostheCreeper Před 3 lety +15789

    I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who found this unfunny.

  • @pablo_supernova
    @pablo_supernova Před 3 lety +16

    “Sex”
    Audience: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @lucaschmidtmusic6860
    @lucaschmidtmusic6860 Před 3 lety +53

    He’s acting like you’re not supposed to ask your partner for consent every time??? What the hell????

    • @HeiligerGrimmnir
      @HeiligerGrimmnir Před 3 lety +3

      Its 2020. Men are children.

    • @lucaschmidtmusic6860
      @lucaschmidtmusic6860 Před 3 lety +3

      @@HeiligerGrimmnir I hate to break it to you it is no longer 2020 and it is time for them to grow up now

    • @lucaschmidtmusic6860
      @lucaschmidtmusic6860 Před 3 lety +3

      @john doe I don’t know about your relationship but I’ve been in mine for a year and a half and we always always ask and get consistent affirmations that we are both comfortable the entire time

    • @littledamnschoolgirl
      @littledamnschoolgirl Před 3 lety +1

      @john , time for us to get over the fact that there's a toxic view on "manliness". A man can be "manly", really self aware and self conscious but still asking for consent. A man may cry whenever the fuck he wants f.ex. because, if your standard for masculinity is equal to being strong, its way stronger to show emotion than to hide it... we should rethink our standards in so many ways ... consent is not a weakness, emotion is not, wearing pink is not ... and even showing weakness is not a weakness 😅

    • @lucaschmidtmusic6860
      @lucaschmidtmusic6860 Před 3 lety

      @john doe good thing I’m a lesbian then lmao! learn to verbalize what you want and take other people into consideration. It’s work but seriously it’s best to ask and make sure even if it doesn’t come naturally and feels awkward at first.

  • @janhus4839
    @janhus4839 Před 3 lety +2443

    Came to the comments section just to make sure everyone else thought this guy was aweful.

    • @Jackie-sx2hq
      @Jackie-sx2hq Před 3 lety +67

      Same, I was like wait I’m I missing the joke or something

    • @Fwosto
      @Fwosto Před 3 lety +44

      Your spelling is awful

    • @janhus4839
      @janhus4839 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Fwosto you are a knob.

    • @kiwigacha5089
      @kiwigacha5089 Před 3 lety +3

      Same

    • @Fwosto
      @Fwosto Před 3 lety +13

      @@janhus4839 lol, at least we agree the dude is unfunny

  • @ferhad9865
    @ferhad9865 Před 3 lety +464

    „That was the first time I was terrified and super turned on!“
    Was that it? Was that the joke? Was I supposed to laugh?

    • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
      @yeatnumber1Dmuncher Před 3 lety +16

      Exactly, I thought he was still building up for the super haha big fun joke, but then the story ended

    • @minib4800
      @minib4800 Před 3 lety +5

      Can someone explain the joke?

    • @ferhad9865
      @ferhad9865 Před 3 lety +12

      @@minib4800 There is no joke

    • @MaryJane-tp3qd
      @MaryJane-tp3qd Před 3 lety +1

      @@minib4800 the joke is there’s people out there who don’t ask for consent and because of that he has to make a point that he does even though it should be expected. The joke is the world.
      And all these people saying this hurts their feelings just don’t have this sense of humor where they cant think beyond themselves.

    • @jmmh1313
      @jmmh1313 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MaryJane-tp3qd truth is not and will never be funny. That's why any kind of real feminist humor will always be a failure. The most feminist can do about comedy is laugh about the flaws of their side or exaggerating their enemies but I'm extremely surprised how you are unable that presenting your own opinion in the ways of comedy is literally the worst crime you can commit against humor and against your opinion itself.

  • @geckoinmyhead
    @geckoinmyhead Před 3 lety +164

    I'm convinced he's purposefully being unfunny. Like he's just having a laugh watching all of us take him serious

    • @bcon58
      @bcon58 Před 3 lety +6

      The way he acts I don't really think that's the case. It's Schrödinger's Douchebag, basically if acting like it's a joke will save face he'll make it seem that way, when originally he was actually trying but just going with the fact people are laughing at him and not with him to make it seem like that was his angle from the start

  • @sgt-mactavish
    @sgt-mactavish Před 3 lety +62

    not funny. didn’t laugh. not a single giggle. not a single haha. not even a hehe. not a sound. not at all funny. i did not even feel like laughing one bit. i didn’t let out even a chuckle. not a single bit of this was laugh-inducing to me.

    • @jongregory8554
      @jongregory8554 Před 3 lety +1

      Yet you cared enough to comment - he's growing on you! 😝

    • @sgt-mactavish
      @sgt-mactavish Před 3 lety +6

      @@jongregory8554 whatever that's supposed to mean, good one. there's literally a SEA of comments directly and indirectly saying this wasn't funny :/

    • @sgt-mactavish
      @sgt-mactavish Před 3 lety +2

      @@jongregory8554 also, a heads up, he's not growing on me 🕳️👨‍🦯

    • @shruti3237
      @shruti3237 Před 3 lety

      I agree to u

    • @mathhomework4209
      @mathhomework4209 Před 3 lety

      We were able to pick up the faintest puff of air, most likely a reflexive, primordial exhale or perhaps a small burp.
      Then with a little "modern magic" - and a whole *lotta* AI 😉- we transformed your carbon footprint into 378 algorithmically distinct laugh patterns (or "laughterns" as you see on this comical mug)
      We then poorly inserted your laughterns over the original "joke" sound file, and hastily published it without even a cursory quality check.
      Enjoy.

  • @blokejr4801
    @blokejr4801 Před 3 lety +238

    “But there was this one time…”
    *hysterical laughter

    • @phozra1395
      @phozra1395 Před 3 lety +4

      *instant panic

    • @wetpants96
      @wetpants96 Před 3 lety +1

      It's probably funnier than every shit he said there

  • @rockstarfoxy654
    @rockstarfoxy654 Před 3 lety +1527

    This is just like that joker scene, where only he was laughing and the audience was in his head

    • @TheUltimateHacker007
      @TheUltimateHacker007 Před 3 lety +8

      We live in a laugh track

    • @goodvibez9319
      @goodvibez9319 Před 3 lety +13

      That was a sad and depressing movie this is a sad and depressing *Video*

    • @ChickenLiver911
      @ChickenLiver911 Před 3 lety +1

      Well, no. Since there’s a laugh track in the background. He’s also probably not performing live.

    • @theog1558
      @theog1558 Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @laur4711
      @laur4711 Před 3 lety

      I was thinking of that too lol

  • @Kmanjr0
    @Kmanjr0 Před 3 lety +2

    The bald spot in his hair was my favorite joke

  • @themichaelconnor42
    @themichaelconnor42 Před 3 lety +17

    The moral of this story: consent is a joke.
    Hol up

  • @kravanamjesecu
    @kravanamjesecu Před 3 lety +421

    My grandmother died yesterday,today was her funeral.It was funnier than this.

    • @shandiwarren6454
      @shandiwarren6454 Před 3 lety +21

      Oh I'm so sorry for your loss.

    • @EloHell1129
      @EloHell1129 Před 3 lety +7

      Now that's just devestating, sorry for your loss but it's true, this was just a complete disaster

    • @fckSashka
      @fckSashka Před 3 lety +3

      😳

    • @explodyz
      @explodyz Před 3 lety +6

      I'm so sorry you had to watch this video

    • @mohammedavdul5247
      @mohammedavdul5247 Před 3 lety +8

      Guys hes just joking, its a roast to the comedian. Or is it true. Idk

  • @omgIoIwtf
    @omgIoIwtf Před 3 lety +2000

    i love how there’s not even one person in the comments like “no guys come on, it was funny” nope. none.

    • @permafrost0979
      @permafrost0979 Před 3 lety +115

      I actually thought it was amusing at first, but then there was no punch line

    • @Jackie-sx2hq
      @Jackie-sx2hq Před 3 lety +70

      @@permafrost0979 yeah, I thought it was going somewhere... but nope

    • @owlsmood2364
      @owlsmood2364 Před 3 lety +15

      I honestly thought being horny and terrified at the same time was the punchline.

    • @danielconnor8516
      @danielconnor8516 Před 3 lety +18

      I thought it was funny because the concept of overly formal consent is kinda funny to me. But got confused by the punchline if there is any.

    • @Jackie-sx2hq
      @Jackie-sx2hq Před 3 lety +1

      @@owlsmood2364 wait, was there a different punchline than that? Or there just isn’t one?

  • @EvanCanSee
    @EvanCanSee Před 3 lety +4

    I'm pretty sure he recorded this in his grandmother's basement and added a laugh track

  • @DngrDan
    @DngrDan Před 3 lety +26

    Did somebody put a laugh track over this? Because this is abysmal...

  • @ryunz9639
    @ryunz9639 Před 3 lety +653

    That was terrible, and probably why she’s your ex

  • @HarrisKhans
    @HarrisKhans Před 3 lety +4717

    Couldn’t decide what’s worse, the attempt at comedy or him annoyingly drinking water in middle of sentences.

    • @maddiezervas
      @maddiezervas Před 3 lety +160

      At least hes hydrating

    • @saturdaymorninggaming5628
      @saturdaymorninggaming5628 Před 3 lety +80

      @@maddiezervas I don't know why this is so funny to me but I actually laughed more at your comment than I did at the comedian's "jokes"

    • @TopGarfieldEnthusiast
      @TopGarfieldEnthusiast Před 3 lety +74

      The reason comedians and live (usually improv) performers drink water randomly or have a bottle on stage is so that if they need a second to think of another line or joke they can use that as a quick excuse, it is annoying when they do it too often but its a subtle trick

    • @lime2226
      @lime2226 Před 3 lety +5

      @@TopGarfieldEnthusiast no shit

    • @christianpathfinder6864
      @christianpathfinder6864 Před 3 lety +26

      @@lime2226 dont act like you knew smh

  • @felito21
    @felito21 Před 3 lety +2

    Glad to know I'm not the only one with a straight face.

  • @skythealien6258
    @skythealien6258 Před 3 lety +45

    He: haha consent wtf is that letz joke bouy it
    Every single decent human being in this comentary section: *are you ok?*

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 Před 3 lety +2

      How is that at all what he was joking about?

    • @imogen6573
      @imogen6573 Před 3 lety +2

      Ok, like I get your point, but he's not making a joke about consent, he's making a joke about the way they asked for consent.

  • @carloscastellanosalvarado734
    @carloscastellanosalvarado734 Před 3 lety +5235

    The jokes are terrible, but at least his delivery sucks too

  • @tunasalad9693
    @tunasalad9693 Před 3 lety +898

    "We would partake in a formal consent" Yes and that's a good thing. And I'd encourage that.

    • @AshleyIsTrying
      @AshleyIsTrying Před 3 lety +50

      This is the most positive thing I've ever read here, and it may not even be positive

    • @FleetingDream755
      @FleetingDream755 Před 3 lety +7

      That's not a good thing. It's only good if one party is incapable off giving consent, which isn't the case between two supposed adults.

    • @bee2514
      @bee2514 Před 3 lety +11

      Exactly. I was like, where’s the joke there?

    • @drkshuffle9240
      @drkshuffle9240 Před 3 lety +16

      I think they meant that the consent was TOO formal not just normal consent,but he’s still a bad comedian either way

    • @Vexin980
      @Vexin980 Před 3 lety +23

      There's a difference between "formal consent" which is playing up asking for consent in a farcical way, you know as an in joke, and seriously asking for consent. This isn't making fun of someone saying "Hey are you okay with this?" This is just "Oh yes my lady, would you care to copulate with me on this fine day?"
      It's a little Danny because people don't talk like that. It's intentional exaggeration.

  • @jolinalee3887
    @jolinalee3887 Před 3 lety +31

    This was so Not funny, why is the audience even laughing?
    I don't have words for this.

    • @danh5810
      @danh5810 Před 3 lety +3

      Don't think there's an actual audience.

    • @mathhomework4209
      @mathhomework4209 Před 3 lety +1

      @Ben D OMG Get real Ben D!! They are absolutely a real audience! They're just at a different show

    • @jolinalee3887
      @jolinalee3887 Před 3 lety

      @@mathhomework4209 😂

    • @kwam89
      @kwam89 Před 3 lety

      Laugh track... Sounds like fucking laughs from Seinfeld 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @perennial16
    @perennial16 Před 3 lety +15

    "Consent, relati-"
    Audience: *HHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA*

  • @gibraltar2843
    @gibraltar2843 Před 3 lety +393

    on par with “wHaT’s ThE dEaL WiTh AiRpLaNe FoOd??????”

  • @ReclusiveRaven
    @ReclusiveRaven Před 3 lety +412

    “yeah so we would make sure we both gave consent”
    audience: HAHHAAH

    • @beefortebrea9386
      @beefortebrea9386 Před 3 lety +1

      That's not what he said lol. He said make it a point to ask for FORMAL consent, like asking for a day off at work

    • @heylol9166
      @heylol9166 Před 3 lety

      god bless americaaa 😭😭😭

  • @annabellemoden8653
    @annabellemoden8653 Před 3 lety +17

    And people have the audacity to say women aren’t funny

    • @thomastucker2061
      @thomastucker2061 Před 3 lety +4

      Yes, this is the level of funny that most female stand-ups are at. You nailed it!

    • @chosentonessournotes
      @chosentonessournotes Před 3 lety +1

      If Amy Schumer and the cast of the Ghostbusters soft reboot are any indication, then no, women are not funny.

    • @hmvideos3601
      @hmvideos3601 Před 3 lety

      @@chosentonessournotes if Seinfeld and the cast of grown ups are any indication then neither are men. (or maybe Americans just aren't that funny)

    • @tomerabitbuleizen4992
      @tomerabitbuleizen4992 Před 3 lety +1

      As a men I can tell you we don't want or accept him so you can have him

    • @arcosprey4811
      @arcosprey4811 Před 3 lety

      @@thomastucker2061 they aren't. He isn't either tho.

  • @MrHeuvaladao
    @MrHeuvaladao Před 3 lety +3

    Audience in comedy shows: I'm gonna laugh no matter what.

  • @grassy141
    @grassy141 Před 3 lety +3496

    Guys stop saying this is unfunny. I can’t like all your comments

    • @somestranger5946
      @somestranger5946 Před 3 lety +35

      It's really isn't funny. What's so funny about a dude telling everyone his sex story and trying his best to make it a joke

    • @cheeky_cheeks5086
      @cheeky_cheeks5086 Před 3 lety +29

      @@somestranger5946 obviously you didn’t get his joke

    • @somestranger5946
      @somestranger5946 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cheeky_cheeks5086 no I didn't. I'm just a kid bruh, I don't know any disgusting adult jokes.

    • @jilliannerice3863
      @jilliannerice3863 Před 3 lety +15

      @@cheeky_cheeks5086 he said stop saying it isn't funny because he cant like all the comments. That means he agrees with the people who say this isn't funny.

    • @cheeky_cheeks5086
      @cheeky_cheeks5086 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jilliannerice3863 I wasn’t talking about him I was talking about the other guy and Obviously like I said it’s a joke

  • @MasterOfMagnet2099
    @MasterOfMagnet2099 Před 3 lety +7045

    That's a laugh track, right? Cause this was painfully unfunny.

    • @ericschnautz6603
      @ericschnautz6603 Před 3 lety +93

      Yeah I'm like 100% sure that's something ever couple does at one point jokingly and I've heard that joke routine before.

    • @tacoxpvp4884
      @tacoxpvp4884 Před 3 lety +29

      @@ericschnautz6603 ive never done that. I don't see whats funny

    • @ericschnautz6603
      @ericschnautz6603 Před 3 lety +90

      @@tacoxpvp4884 the funny part is when you've been with someone for three years and say, "might you like to engage is some intercourse?" The formality of it is the funny part. This dude just delivers the jokes terribly.

    • @swilliegerard2718
      @swilliegerard2718 Před 3 lety +84

      @@ericschnautz6603 you mean he delivers *drinks tiniest sip of water* jokes terribly

    • @tacoxpvp4884
      @tacoxpvp4884 Před 3 lety +23

      @@ericschnautz6603 i still dont find it funny

  • @pee3545
    @pee3545 Před 3 lety +2

    And the streak continues of me not laughing at a single comedian I’ve ever seen

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 Před 3 lety +43

    “As per U.S statute, and of that of the several states, all participants in any sexual act must give due consent before and during such sexual acts and all other participants must act according to such consent.”
    Audience: *Seinfeld noises.*

    • @midnightvampire8406
      @midnightvampire8406 Před 3 lety +7

      I laughed at this joke which was not the same as I did for the clip. It was painful. Even if it’s formal consent it’s just human decency and the fact that we’ve worked so hard to normalize it and that he’s trying to make it sound outlandish is just-

  • @mikesaddi
    @mikesaddi Před 3 lety +718

    Dude was drinking water pretending like this was live in front of an audience and was parched.

    • @mikesaddi
      @mikesaddi Před 3 lety +37

      @J D nah. You could tell coz they were laughing at the setups and it sounded unnatural

    • @hell0mega
      @hell0mega Před 3 lety +8

      drinking like there's hot lights on him but not a drop of sweat on his face 🤔

    • @FrankMontes24
      @FrankMontes24 Před 3 lety +2

      There’s a crapload of CZcams comedians who do this shit or they own a fake heckler

    • @petergriffin7908
      @petergriffin7908 Před 3 lety +1

      LMFAO Funniest diss on this guy so far.

  • @l3ashedfr3ak64
    @l3ashedfr3ak64 Před 3 lety +621

    “ive never been more scared yet aroused in my life!”
    and i’ve never been less entertained in my life.

  • @arielamaldonado2279
    @arielamaldonado2279 Před 3 lety +12

    Why is this funny? Like shit good for him for being respectful and having common sense

    • @Korea592
      @Korea592 Před 3 lety +1

      He's a stand up comedy. He's the one who making fun of "consent"!!

    • @lannisterfilth
      @lannisterfilth Před 3 lety +1

      @@Korea592 He literally said 'formal consent'. It's not fun or spontaneous when you have to ask for consent PROPERLY when body languages could be enough. What a sad relationship.

    • @hatednyc
      @hatednyc Před 3 lety

      Really?

  • @blezhenger
    @blezhenger Před 3 lety +2

    I expected to have a good laugh and I wasn't dissapointed. Thank you comment section, you made my day

  • @kavemanlives4274
    @kavemanlives4274 Před 3 lety +1942

    This is comedy? I give up.

    • @garydelong7750
      @garydelong7750 Před 3 lety +29

      This is cancel culture comedy

    • @bernatkun8069
      @bernatkun8069 Před 3 lety +23

      This is what post metoo comedy looks like

    • @rileygarcia1
      @rileygarcia1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@garydelong7750 Your comment is so accurate

    • @AliLovesU365
      @AliLovesU365 Před 3 lety +4

      Your comment made me laugh more than this video ever could. Thank you 😂

    • @monsignorerasmus.6441
      @monsignorerasmus.6441 Před 3 lety +4

      @Black Ice this isnt in the same league as Carlin.
      also this isnt a monologue its a bit.
      A terribly unfunny chick bashing bit.
      Not that I'm against a chick bashing bit per se, if its actually funny, and you know if its done right if chicks are laughing too.
      Its called an audience, not a sausage fest.
      This douche pretzel is using his access as a custodial technician to film his stand up at a covid shuttered elementary school.

  • @porpoisstanley5209
    @porpoisstanley5209 Před 3 lety +1291

    I don’t get why this is funny. It had a decent set up ig but there was no joke at the end???

    • @giantcrayfish2866
      @giantcrayfish2866 Před 3 lety +53

      There was a joke it just wasn’t funny.

    • @RyMuEntertainment
      @RyMuEntertainment Před 3 lety +21

      I thought I was trippin. Thanks.☝🏾🤣

    • @kdmac8110
      @kdmac8110 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah I was enjoying it but then there was nothing to laugh at

    •  Před 3 lety +2

      Cuz it is not a joke. It is just a funny life story

    • @porpoisstanley5209
      @porpoisstanley5209 Před 3 lety +6

      @ but it’s not funny. At all. So it’s really just an unfunny life story with a laugh track in the background. Dumbass.

  • @intunecel
    @intunecel Před 3 lety +7

    Am I broken or something? It's this funny to someone? I didn't even smile.

  • @JesusChrist-go4kd
    @JesusChrist-go4kd Před 3 lety +9

    Have you realized that all the worst comedians can only think of sex jokes to make people laugh and even those aren’t funny. How tf do people laugh at this lol

  • @AnaHaze777
    @AnaHaze777 Před 3 lety +1856

    Is the audience like high af and just laughing at their own inner dialogue?
    This wasn’t even remotely funny.

  • @krystalbrizuela2123
    @krystalbrizuela2123 Před 3 lety +465

    man: gives example of consent and basic human decency
    audience: laughing their asses off

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Před 3 lety +19

      I mean, if you've been in a relationship long enough you're not going to be so formal about consent, but the guy still wasn't funny.

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 Před 3 lety +12

      Are you saying this is a normal human interaction?

    • @E.S.R.OG_ecoli
      @E.S.R.OG_ecoli Před 3 lety +1

      Like wat the fuck? I agree while heartedly.

    • @mikevismyelement
      @mikevismyelement Před 3 lety +5

      This is not normal human interaction at all. There are a lot of ways to get consent or not without being a fucking weirdo. I'd say with my wife and I, 90% of it is non verbal.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Před 3 lety

      @@radhiadeedou8286 you talking to me?

  • @DieElect
    @DieElect Před 3 lety +4

    This dude is alone in his room

  • @tomerabitbuleizen4992
    @tomerabitbuleizen4992 Před 3 lety +2

    300k likes ? Man that must have been expensive to buy all of those

  • @OakleyKulu007
    @OakleyKulu007 Před 3 lety +137

    There was this guy, who actually asks for consent, funniest shit I've ever seen today.

  • @theversatilechannel2341
    @theversatilechannel2341 Před 3 lety +527

    He’s why sexual consent “Exist”

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 Před 3 lety +13

      I don't think it was a joke for his girlfriend

    • @playdoh658
      @playdoh658 Před 3 lety +32

      no it always existed wtf

    • @strell951
      @strell951 Před 3 lety +5

      In sorry what?

    • @theversatilechannel2341
      @theversatilechannel2341 Před 3 lety +13

      @@playdoh658 yeah no shit, but more like the reason it needed to be written down, in the law book. Dumb ass 😟

    • @shaunpatrick8345
      @shaunpatrick8345 Před 3 lety +8

      The whole point of this being funny is that explicit consent is not necessary. It's weird and unnatural when people behave like this.

  • @iamliterallyjustaaloeverap1495

    He clearly has never seen a spider

  • @marylandsworld3428
    @marylandsworld3428 Před 3 lety +9

    Are they hitting a laugh button who laughs during an entire “joke” when nothing funny was said yet.

  • @Flyingdogturd
    @Flyingdogturd Před 3 lety +905

    How is this funny ? , I didn’t laugh once

    • @XanderBall
      @XanderBall Před 3 lety +16

      Comedy is subjective

    • @XanderBall
      @XanderBall Před 3 lety +4

      @@frankiemendoza6526 sorry to disappoint, but no I'm gen z

    • @annalisajohn
      @annalisajohn Před 3 lety +13

      I was thinking the same, this guy has done a master's in gender studies comedy.

    • @DoubleADwarf
      @DoubleADwarf Před 3 lety +15

      @@annalisajohn Wow, you somehow managed to be less funny than him. Way to go.

    • @annalisajohn
      @annalisajohn Před 3 lety +14

      @@DoubleADwarfand I wasn't even trying, imagine if I actually cared to make you laugh

  • @zirconlarin1885
    @zirconlarin1885 Před 3 lety +4

    Am I literally the only one who laughed even a *little*?

    • @shaniathom6458
      @shaniathom6458 Před 3 lety +2

      Micah Morrissey no I loved it

    • @johnb8440
      @johnb8440 Před 3 lety

      It made me smile, but I also agree he needs serious practice. It's the start of a joke, but it's not fully flushed out.

  • @Caramika
    @Caramika Před 3 lety +21

    How high where the people in that audience? Nothing he said was even remotely interesting, let alone funny, but they apparently were rolling on the floor.

  • @glenkoko3649
    @glenkoko3649 Před 3 lety +4

    People have no standards when it comes to humor.

  • @marvinuhilarious
    @marvinuhilarious Před 3 lety +676

    This "comedian" has gotta be the most unfunniest person that I've ever seen grace the great art of comedy in my life. Even Dan Nainan wasn't this bad.

    • @thirstyfajita4115
      @thirstyfajita4115 Před 3 lety +4

      Thats a little harsh😂

    • @nars_bars8774
      @nars_bars8774 Před 3 lety +21

      You should watch Amy Schumer. If you laugh at a joke she makes, its 9/10 a joke she stole lol

    • @samperez1002
      @samperez1002 Před 3 lety

      Yo step up on stage and take out a mic and say something funny

    • @morelikeboreragnarok9486
      @morelikeboreragnarok9486 Před 3 lety +8

      @@samperez1002 "something funny"

    • @wastew00d
      @wastew00d Před 3 lety

      @@samperez1002 are u a once? ur name is so cool btw

  • @meantforu222
    @meantforu222 Před 3 lety +173

    I'm pretty sure this is just one guy, a camera, and a laugh track.

  • @claytonanderson692
    @claytonanderson692 Před 3 lety +10

    The setup wasn’t actually that bad but I was expecting it to be a sarcastic joke so that punchline with doubly disappointing

  • @yazoo8611
    @yazoo8611 Před 3 lety

    petition to get this guy to do a sit down comedy special, where he just takes a break and never comes back from it

  • @angelcolon1397
    @angelcolon1397 Před 3 lety +67

    I swear to god the comments are funnier than his standup.

  • @henrybrekk4765
    @henrybrekk4765 Před 3 lety +1183

    This was horrible, the guy has yet to even tell a joke, wtf.

  • @Mayo501
    @Mayo501 Před 3 lety

    The bit where he breathes was fucking hilarious.

  • @mariothedog2949
    @mariothedog2949 Před 3 lety +7

    Everyones saying how everyone was laughing when he said he would ask his girlfriend for consent even thats not even what he said. He said they would both ask for FORMAL consent. Everyone laughed because the idea of asking for consent very politely is like if you're dying and said, "May someone please aid me, I seem to be suffering from a fractured ribcage and would appreciate being taken to the emergency room." Its just unusual

    • @gemmahodson8300
      @gemmahodson8300 Před 3 lety +1

      Wow thanks! This was far too convoluted for me to work out by myself!

    • @Dhjjgghjbf
      @Dhjjgghjbf Před 3 lety +1

      Omg i had no fucking idea! My monke brain thought for some stupid reason, two people, YES you heard that right, TWO PEOPLE, could be joking at the SAME time!

    • @gemmahodson8300
      @gemmahodson8300 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Dhjjgghjbf it boggles the mind.
      I envy people who can think in higher dimensions.

    • @mariothedog2949
      @mariothedog2949 Před 3 lety +1

      @@gemmahodson8300 mate it wasn't directed to people who got the joke. I meant that people were taking what he said out of context without including that it was formal and thats why everyone laughed. By joking about how I thought I was being smart you yourself thought you were above me intellectually even though I perfectly understood that people got the joke, I was only pointing out the whole joke since they didn't include a part of said joke. You thought I was being dumb and was pointing out the obvious but it was you that was being dumb by thinking that someone could miss a joke even though what the man said wasn't even a joke, it was just a statement. Sorry this was long and I hope you have a good rest of your day

    • @mariothedog2949
      @mariothedog2949 Před 3 lety

      @@Dhjjgghjbf I dont think you could judge someone being stupid if you think Depresso Espresso is clever. Im only kidding, you can read my response to Gemma Hodson if you want to see the point of my original comment

  • @airforce1969
    @airforce1969 Před 3 lety +2977

    Jesus christ that was awful. Not even remotely funny or clever.

    • @goobertoober273
      @goobertoober273 Před 3 lety +18

      Seems like a parody comic you would see on TV where people just laugh at the stand up comedian character

    • @enderiox5480
      @enderiox5480 Před 3 lety +19

      its ok dude people have different humor

    • @ady024
      @ady024 Před 3 lety +1

      Jeez how didn't u find this funny

    • @enderiox5480
      @enderiox5480 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ady024 he just has a different humor

    • @rb8165
      @rb8165 Před 3 lety +1

      We get it, you have no sense of humor

  • @STILLFRAMEMUSIC
    @STILLFRAMEMUSIC Před 3 lety +824

    This isn’t funny at all is there a laugh track? Cause this sucks

    • @theskadoosh1004
      @theskadoosh1004 Před 3 lety +3

      No cuz he’s in his house

    • @EloHell1129
      @EloHell1129 Před 3 lety +7

      @Joshua Hammond There's nothing wrong with it though. Cause is like a shorter because in this case.

    • @3stone1
      @3stone1 Před 3 lety +5

      @Joshua Hammond you are the kind of person, laughing in the background. And now you are pissed BECAUSE we don't think it's funny.
      Just kidding, don't take it personal, I don't know you.

    • @3stone1
      @3stone1 Před 3 lety

      @Joshua Hammond I'm so sorry mate.

    • @amityblight143
      @amityblight143 Před 3 lety

      Fr...like we get it you have consent not funny it’s just something people use

  • @fintanbochra
    @fintanbochra Před 3 lety +40

    Sure this “comedy” is upsetting, but the really infuriating part is the over 90% positive like ratio...

  • @meghna6286
    @meghna6286 Před 3 lety +1

    I thought I was the only one who completely missed the joke

  • @Archive41024
    @Archive41024 Před 3 lety +10

    Him: explains basic consent
    Audience: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ash2363
    @ash2363 Před 3 lety +1207

    “we had this game where we asked for formal consent”
    bro that’s a game to you?????? see why it’s your EX girlfriend skdkkdkckd
    EDIT: replying to everyone on this is worlds more entertaining than the actual video

    • @TurtleBug8643
      @TurtleBug8643 Před 3 lety +127

      I think the game is supposed to be asking for consent TOO formally where it's funny. It sounds like one of those irl running jokes that don't make you laugh or even chuckle, but you keep doing it anyway because it's sorta amusing. Like gay talk! (I can say that)

    • @err0r104
      @err0r104 Před 3 lety +10

      This guy isnt even funny lol

    • @sofinemya
      @sofinemya Před 3 lety +28

      FORMAL consent was the game. not consent in general but FORMAL consent

    • @ash2363
      @ash2363 Před 3 lety +32

      @@TurtleBug8643 even if that was what he meant the way he phrased it just sounded icky and puts a very bad taste in my mouth y’know?

    • @TurtleBug8643
      @TurtleBug8643 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ash2363 Yeah, I get that

  • @snkysnky1730
    @snkysnky1730 Před 3 lety

    I guess every person laughing has a raging crush on this guy

  • @singgeul8865
    @singgeul8865 Před 3 lety +1

    Every audience here had a gun pointed at them.
    (Nervous laughters)

  • @jesseondrumsjd
    @jesseondrumsjd Před 3 lety +85

    Yikes. If there’s a whole crowd that enjoys these types of jokes comedy is in trouble.

    • @DeadBore
      @DeadBore Před 3 lety +11

      It’s the most fake laugh-track on planet Earth, so no need to worry

    • @monsignorerasmus.6441
      @monsignorerasmus.6441 Před 3 lety +3

      Its a laugh track. Unreal
      Which makes me believe he's actually asking consent of one of his porn DVDs

    • @Sir.Fithers
      @Sir.Fithers Před 3 lety

      There's probably a group of people that would actually enjoy this...

    • @monsignorerasmus.6441
      @monsignorerasmus.6441 Před 3 lety

      @@Sir.Fithers fecalphiliacs need entertainment too i suppose.

  • @spritekingjay
    @spritekingjay Před 3 lety +16

    this is on the level of ‘what’s the deal with airline food?’

    • @JiveDadson
      @JiveDadson Před 3 lety

      Not at all.. Airline food jokes are not cringey like that. And some of them are funny.

    • @nathansutherland6913
      @nathansutherland6913 Před 3 lety

      Almost as bad as Dad's Google History

  • @darouge
    @darouge Před 3 lety +8

    Awful. What makes it even more awful is that they had to add in laugh takes

  • @rossdsouza
    @rossdsouza Před 3 lety

    " Would you please Unclench Thyself" when they wanted a little backdoor action

  • @abigailhayes9242
    @abigailhayes9242 Před 3 lety +6

    The men that say women aren’t funny think this is funny

    • @carloslugo9457
      @carloslugo9457 Před 3 lety +2

      You are drunk, even a rock is funny

    • @awaister
      @awaister Před 3 lety +1

      No we don’t think this is funny either

    • @TWE_2000
      @TWE_2000 Před 3 lety +1

      Well the 213 thousand people who liked this video would disagree

  • @Daniel-qg2wi
    @Daniel-qg2wi Před 3 lety +149

    Me: it was pretty good
    Everyone: it’s horrible
    Me: it horrible

  • @justme-df7pl
    @justme-df7pl Před 3 lety +1

    Plot twist: there wasn't any audience. His ex was actually pressing the laugh button everytime he said sumthin.

  • @slycarlo8747
    @slycarlo8747 Před 3 lety

    Guys he’s in his room doin this bit lmaoo