Cities Skylines Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Tolls Only No Tax Challenge
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- Cities skylines is the single greatest city building simulation of all time. It mixes the fun of building and managing a city perfectly to set how much tax there is. Today however we will be seeing if cities skylines is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Or if perhaps Tolls only and no tax challenge might break the normal gameplay style of this city builder. Hello there ladies and gentlemen today I present to you the legendary game that is cities skylines. Now many people will say that cities skylines is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. However, I present to you the Toll Road Only / Toll Booth Only Challenge! We are making a city... How on earth does the spiffing brit do it!
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"I tried to visit New Sealand, but i forgot to bring my savings with me so i couldn't get past the toll booths, and when trying to find somewhere to turn around i got washed away by a tsunami of sewage"
This is a feature, if you dont pay the toll there is no turn back, you will get drown from sewage as capital punishment.
Should've named the city EA since everything good in the city is behind a paywall
Ooooo GOTTEM!!!
@@Noobie2k7 They're not toll booths, they're surprise traffic jams
Septimus ii this isn’t a robbery
It’s a Surprise Withdraw
No way in hell they'd allow 0% tax. 20%, *maybe*
Not to mention the giant shit hole...
I like to imagine a car chase. The thief has to stop by and pay toll to continue from the cops and the cops has to stop by and pay the toll to do their job xD Pure genius
And then the cops run out of money but the criminal keeps paying the toll with the bank money that he robbed
@@TaikaJamppa HMMMM 🤔
@@xXSmellyBritchesXx HMMMMM 🤔
If the robber has 1mill how much money will he have by the end
@@6idiotsinabunker59 he would have negative money
"Queen Elizabeth II Memorial Bridge" well...that aged like fine wine
was scrolling down looking for this
Oofff
Yikes
Not mad happy or sad she died idc
Lol
" A bank is being robbed open the gate. "
" I can not do that officer pay the toll. "
Don't worry. By the time the thieves leave the city, they'd have paid back all the money they stole.
@@kecukraftwork1988 lmao
I don't want to ruin the joke, but in the game city service vehicles are exempt from tolls, as the net income from them would be $0.
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 Not in New Sealand it isn't!
@@buggart new zealand's long lost cousin, new sealand
What it's like as a New Sealand citizen:
"Ah, Margaret! Our home is on fire!"
"Oh, Harold. Not to worry, a tsunami of sewage water is coming to put it out!"
"Oh, how I love living tax free!"
This sounds like something a "libertarian" would actually say.
@@katanah3195 thats kinda sussy amogus
Damn, it’s almost like roads make up hardly 2% of taxes
"No mother, it's just the northern lights."
@@katanah3195 You could pay a private fire insurance/firefighting company
Ironic how a game that killed EA's interpretation of a city builder executed the paywall system more effectively than EA's practices
Paradox is good at microtransactions these days.
Amazing how Spiff managed to perfectly emulate the over-tolled and overflowing cesspool of Sydney. Well done.
Brooooooooo he really did didn’t he
Hahahaha legit 🤣
@Moon Shine nah, New Jersey
Nah detroit
You for got the fact that there is still 54% tax rate
me:Making 120$ a week
going home: 2000$ per day on road toll
me: marvelous
But hey, NO TAX !
cc
just bike
That’s what it’s like insuring a car at 20 in the UK
I do like to walk so I can horde my cash and if the sidewalk has tolls theres dirt i can walk around it
Oh no the pit is leaking
-The Spiffing Brit
The only game where you can tax without rebellion!
I was waiting for that to happen :P
Sounds like a RTGaming
@Timbo Dewabem no tolling without polling!
RTGaming did the "Poop Volcano" idea first, @@hotwill100. The Spiffing Brit's Poop Volcano is subpar in comparison.
I'm probably going to Hell for laughing at the dead kid in the bouncy castle.
I can only imagine a dead body in there, bouncing around as a bunch of other kids try to bounce away from it while screaming. It's like when a cockroach flies off the wall at you, only smellier and significantly more expensive thanks to all the toll roads.
“Tax is for when they become a rich colony, like America, then you hit them with the tax. And you hit them with the tax”
gets ready to Boston harbor again
'Wow this city has no tax!'
'No, they just charge you every single time you get to and leave work'
'Sounds fanstastic'
So like Dubai lol
Me, an American, sitting here pretending to get all of the jokes about England: haha I also like salad soup.
An american? Here?
GET THE PITCHFORKS LADS!!!
Oh i get it
Don't worry, the us has beaten the UK twice so we can do it
Just Google Slough it's like detroit but like w no guns or knives just depression n dat
@@ukpatient0403 man, what a place
Citizen: I can't afford to get home, even if I work all day without sleeping!
Mayor Spiff: Ah yes. But you can't afford to leave either... Drink your tea.
TurdFurgeson571 amazing!
But... can he afford the tea?
@@heroes0844 NO! lol
@@TurdFurgeson571 '0'
Fun fact: "New Zealand" is the English interpretation of the Dutch "Niew Zeeland", literally meaning New Sealand. However, Zeeland is actually a province of the Netherlands, so if the Brits were to do it, it would be a bit like finding a new continent and calling it "New South Wales".
*Looks over at Australia.*
Wait.
The Dutch originally called Australia “Nieuw Holland” when they found it, Holland is another Dutch province
@@gwest3644 And Holland is also a nickname to call the Netherlands as a whole in French. Languages are complicated.
Nieuw*
I love that he's directly on a river but chooses to dump waste into cesspits
Spiff may be "Make big money by placing an absurd amount of Toll booths" evil, but he isn't "UK Government" evil.
“I moved to New Sealand for the no tax which was nice, but then my family drowned in a literal tidal wave of sewage.”
AHH well, shit happens
I don't even know why he did that just use the eco version of those things in the river and then use the cleaning plant on the water! New Sealand is always on the verge of a literal shitfest!
@@tortron ah. Punny
And in highway tolls
Libertarians: "Taxation is theft!"
Statists: "But who will build the roads?"
Spiffing Brit: "I have a compromise"
Statits?
@OriginalTharios libertarians dong seem to think about this since privately owned roads could very well be toll ridden
@OriginalTharios That might be true in some cases, but the PA Turnpike is a pretty clear case of the government messing up a previously well-maintained, privatized system. It used to be a smooth, cheap ride, but PennDOT's Act 44 has forced them to pay $450m annually to the state government, leading to a massive increase in toll rates over the last 11 years, and they're still billions in debt. Planned expansions have been cancelled, road rebuilds have been swapped out for patches, and toll rates still continue to increase while the quality of the road overall goes down. Property taxes have also gone up statewide and PA's stretch of route 80 now also has government operated tolls, yet little to no profits from any of these taxes and tolls actually go to the roads.
edit: not saying you're wrong, just saying *in my experience*, privatization worked out better than government management.
@OriginalTharios 2/3 of the roads in Sweden are private without any tolls at all and the tolls would have to be pretty significant to take over 50% of people's wages.
@OriginalTharios I mean, that is speculation, it is a definite concern that should not be overlooked, but it is still speculation
Side note we really need bouncy castle parks in real life. Like I can think of nothing better to do once I'm off work than to release all that stress by simply jumping about.
But you have to pay a toll to drive to the park where the bouncy castle is
Just don't wear cleats or heavy shoes when jumping around
Imagine going to a bouncy castle park to relieve stress and finding a dead body inside 😂
I have a district called "toll booth scam" it's literally 20+ toll booths
This reminds me of playing Rollercoaster Tycoon and charging nothing for entrance, nothing for drinks then charging for bathroom
Literally welcome to Germany
If you do this with RCT2, you can name the guests a bunch of variations of Frances McGowan, and they'll constantly need to use it.
As an American who has been to Germany and the United Kingdom my opinion on the paid bathrooms is that they are easily some of the cleanest public restrooms I have ever seen. The area just outside of them (where you pay) are by far the fithiest I have ever seen in the developed world. It's almost as if if a drunk or very poor person isn't going to magically no longer have to use the bathroom when you tell them they can't. They also have great senses of irony I guess.
I was charging 10 cents for drinks but 2$ for toilets :d fill that bladder mylady and dont puke.
@@irobot661 In Poland all public bathrooms are free and as clean as in Germany. I was annoyed that I have to pay 1 euro just to pee in McDonalds
Spiff plan for profit
1. Advertising tea to Americans
2. Get Americans hooked on tea
3.....
4. Profits
British Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo
I mean that's literally what happened to me. I was in the London for vacation after summer classes in Europe and thought "Hm I think I'll try out this Yorkshire stuff Spiff keeps talking about" And yeah shits kinda amazing. I bought 2 boxes home with me, had to declare it as contraband and show it to security which was pretty funny.
I was converted.
st0inks
More like Boston Tea Party 2: Empire strikes back
Last time they tried it shit went down in Boston.
You can also charge the walking traffic by making it a park and putting in entrances/exits. Way cheaper to run and just as much income, if not more.
10:03 Eventually the hole is gonna turn into a sinkhole, which basically means it'll deepen itself. Water physics is perfectly balanced.
Me at the start of the video: “oh I never though to make a hole for the sewage, I need to try that!”
Me by the end of the video: “okay yeah maybe just dump it in the river.”
"A lot of people are walking to their houses, that's a good sign, maybe we're helping the environment a bit"
*Has built a coal fired power plant in a major industrial area and dumps sewage down a big hole that leads to Australia that frequently overflows*
I recognise that profile picture! Rock Raiders for life.
LUL
He's just putting out the bushfires
Imagine having a lockdown and people working from home in this city
No problem, just put tolls in their doorways
"Oh you want to go to the bathroom, well pay this £2 toll first"
just put special " people who doesnt have a dog to go out taxes"
Have you tried to turn it off and on again?
-Spiff park only
Then the lockdowns would have never happened!
Oh, wait. You think they actually happened to protect your health?
Then they'd probably just socialize the internet, and charge $5/MB.
Because believe it or not, government does not care about you. They care about power and money.
The beauty of this city is that the Council wouldn't lock anyone down. They'd be free to live life to the full, and keep paying tolls for the privilege.
The Government only pretends to care about you, or does anything really, when it's profitable to the politicians and elite. Lockdowns made shit loads of money for Amazon, supermarkets, and big pharma, and taxes continued as normal.
"There are two things in life you cannot avoid death and taxes"
Unless you're playing city skylines
-Benjamin Franklin
you could say the toll is the tax
28:15 "...but look, everyone's still having fun, people are going to the park, enjoying the bouncy castle." *sirens wail in background *
" My wife the senator has had a heart attack send help."
" Sir we are sending an ambulance..."
" An ambulance!! No send the helicopter...The tolls add five hours to any trip."
" Okay sir the emergency services helicopter is on the way."
*air toll*
@@artytalkstodragons How would there be a toll in the sky?
@@shaldem1976 A toll both in the sky? How?
How would you pay?
The over head rotor blades make getting close to a toll booth tower impossible.
@@artytalkstodragons A gang member would just buy a helicopter with missiles so he doesn't have to pay. " Want my code...Here it comes. "
" Incoming missile! "
The tour guide for that city will most likely say, ”As you see on the right side of the bus, that is called the Chocolate Fountain, it’s not actually chocolate but worse, and up ahead are 10 toll booths that we will have to go through no matter what route, so everybody pay up your amount.”
15:09 my mans literally built a memorial for Queen Elizabeth II two years in advance
I literally cried laughing so hard at this. Everyone was playing this game wrong lol
This video is going to get us one step closer to having a RTGame collab. I can feel it happening soon.
It could unleash such a game breaking style of gameplay that the game will immediately just give up.
@@thespiffingbrit we shall call it: spiff and the irish lads
Speedwagon best girl
That would be absolutely hilarious and good quality content
But which game they should play?
Come to this video for the crazy tolls, stay for the increasingly terrifying sewage pit/mountain combo
when he cranked up the prices at 14:50 my drink almost came out my nose laughing
12:21 Service vehicles (e.g. police cars and garbage trucks) do not pay any money to pass the toll roads.
That's why only two cars had passed the toll road you see at 16:25.
Daniel M. I don’t think busses pay either
@@jameswinters5018 That's because you own them too.
"Queen Elizabeth Memorial Bridge"
Do you know something we don't?
The original passed 10 years ago on the day of this video's release. The one we "see" is actually a hologram. Like Tupac.
@@FlanneryYT where Tupac at
@@NAe_Yunix Look up the "tupac hologram concert".
Queen elizabeth died in 1603. It's not the "queen elizabeth the second" memorial bridge.....
@@MGTV1 that's literally what he said in the video though "this is the queen Elizabeth the second memorial bridge" 14:49
I love how the poop volcano is silently looming in the background
I'm always amazed on how the hell does the Spiff find these kind of exploits in games :D it's freakin amusing to watch :D
"If no job is found don't worry. You will simply be given a car and told to drive around in circles". Hahahahaha! omg that broke me....
*everytime I close my eyes I see Slough
Spiff, are you sure you don’t have ptsd?
Post traumatic slough disorder?
I actually was born and live in slough. Imagine my pain.
@@redmonika9187 it will be alright, the human lifespan is only about 80 years, your suffering will be (relatively ) soon over.
@@radomilprokopmaly5722lol. bold of you to assume I won't get stabbed before then. It's slough remember.
I went through there once to visit family, and holy shit the amount of black puffer jackets was higher than German losses at stalingrad.
This is definitely one of my favorite episodes. The story arc about the sewage is totally unexpected and wonderful!
as a huge Biffa fan I could not stop laughing , it was fantastically cheeky!
Spiff: Maybe we're helping the environment a bit.
Also Spiff: Giant gaping cesspit, come one, come all. Admission only five Sealandian Dollarypoundayen.
“Tax is for when they become a rich colony, like America, then you hit them with the tax. And you hit them with the tax”
*gets ready to Boston harbor again*
I'm just sayin' a bunch of drunk farmers whooped the asses of the most powerful empire on the planet... so maybe don't tax your colonies...
Kilroy 137 Accessory they also had the help of the next three most powerful European empires, but you know ‘alone’.
@@anthonybousquet3590 I never said "alone". I said the drunk farmers won. Also, it was France and Spain who helped them out, but England had the Help of German Mercenaries.
Kilroy 137 I know it was France and Spain, but the Thirteen colonies had help from almost all of Europe, counting the French Empire (not really an empire at the time, but you get the gist), the Spanish Empire, Sweden, The Netherlands and others. Prussians soldiers even trained the Continental army despite Prussia’s neutrality in the conflict. The only great power in Western Europe that wasn’t”t against Britain was Portugal because of their centuries old alliance/non-aggression pact. I shouldn’t have phrased it ‘alone’, but more like ‘you know, a couple drunk farmers’.
@@kilroy6429 Saying that is along the same lines as saying Vietnamese farmers beat America, you'd have to be a moron to think war is ever that simple. The majority of the American revolution wasn't fought in America and France even bankrupt itself to the point where the country collapsed... Saying they were American farmers when a lot of the US command was made up of experienced former British soldiers is an egregious misrepresentation of the war. Look at the war of 1812 if you want to see Britain vs America, America lost to a war to a country that was busy fighting one of the biggest wars in history against one of the biggest threats to Europe since the Romans
28:18 I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard 😂
I was here for an actual tutorial and ended up laughing and also learning you made my day man😂❤️ You gained yourself a subscriber 🙏🏻
Alternate title: For Whom the Road Tolls.
Morten most underrated comment
Ask not for whom the road tolls, for it tolls for thee
Gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys soul.
Metallica
"You ready for your route through New Sealand?"
"Yeah. Hey, do you have a spare $336 I could borrow?"
Always appropriate to end with a Country Roads moment.
The best part about this is, is that in real life a single toll road makes that much probably in a day. Spiff legitimately made a mechanically and legitimately cheaper place to live.. Spiff for Space Force Commandant.
Not lying, you’re actually the reason I started drinking tea. Thank you.
I drink coffee now just to spite him.
I don't even like coffee.
I don't drink either....
When do we create a meme with Spiff, looking like snoop dog, with "sip tea ereyday"
Elitesheep 7 same. I bought a big box of Lipton black tea the other day... I’ve almost finished it in about a month...
@@ElZamo92 I started with lipton too. Have you tried English breakfast tea? If you haven't, I reccomend it.
"Every time I close my eyes, I see Slough."
You too?
When spiffing Brit likes the comment so much he comments, but doesn’t pin it
everytine i close my eyes
i wake up feeling so horny
@@thespiffingbrit A 13 year old Italian Texan here, what is slough?
@@toadtexas An absolute shithole in England
i live next to slough and i can admit it is a poop hole
I loved this video so much, that it has inspired me to play this game again with a very, VERY specific end goal in mind (and it has nothing to do with the toll booths) :D
well what is it
Wait, why was it called the Queen Elizabeth MEMORIAL Bridge?
I was wondering the same thing lol
I honestly expected to hear “Country Roads” when the waste water pit was emptied via meteorite
Ah, a man of culture I see
You too?
RT hahaha
Take me home
Toll road
@XelaaleX1234 yt You could call spiff a bit of a shitposter. Also nothing wrong with him imitating the poopcano, it was a perfect strategy
"Shithole" just got a whole new meaning...
Or it's original meaning
Except no solids
a giant shithole full of waste from everyone's individual shitholes?
I present the Shit Super Hole
after spending the last week learning about road hierarchies and the most optimal freeway setups, the beautiful neighborhoods in this video couldn't have been better.
I just found your channel and I absolutely love your videos, it definitely makes me laugh which I love❤️!!
You should send this to Biffa for his "judge my city" series. :D
A tea fuelled CZcams crossover!
i think that traffic would have poor Biffa crying....though I suppose he has dealt with worse
"You don't need tax"
Still funny coming from the Brits.
they found that taxing people doesn't always work out for them
@@litapd311 only the uncivilised ones.
We taxed Americans for "special" paper so they were allowed to print out legal documents Heh Americans deserved to be taxed for paper for leaving our great country
ITS A JOKE DONT PUT A HIT ON MY HEAD FOR SAYING THAT
Generic VR Americans were Brits just in America. If anything, you all were taxing fellow brits across the sea. I imagine we could have been I truly world dominating nation had we not fought over the right to drink tea without tax lol
@@crow2989 I'm so sorry my fellow britss but you left england sooooooooooo
TAXED
Can I just say that I laughed my ass off at this video! BRILLIANT!!!!
you absolute legend this had me in tears
12:48 "A lot of money is being made"
Balance: -2800.
Seems about right.
Society: stay-at-homes turn poor
Here: stay-at-homes richest part of society
Uh, not really. I'm a d4y tr4d3r and I make more than pretty much anyone else I know. I also hold onto more than anyone else I know. I'm building an IRL empire and it's going pretty well. Sometimes I look back on it and marvel at how I went from a homeless bum to where I am now.
Sitting in traffic for 2 hours every day to get to a place that caps your income at some arbitrary amount per hour is not how you get rich.
@@manictiger Is day trader a trigger word that gets banned, or are you a "cool" rapper?
@@user-nf9xc7ww7m
Lol. Yeah, CZcams is very picky about comments these days. F7ck 5hi7 up or it'll get deleted.
manictiger fucking hell just swear like the rest of us
Your comment is a very prescient now lol
I love your genius ideas in the game xD
You Sir are hilarious 🧐 I nearly spat out my tea with laughter a few times. 🤭
That sewage pit is a great metaphor for the city
"We need to expand the hole."
Spiff 2019
2:52
Coming from the british this line is hilarious.
“A good old fashioned class divide.”
I’m a Brit, I can confirm that tea is tea.
Name 4 britsh city's RIGHT NOW!!!!
Birmingham, London, Walsall, Cannock, Wolverhampton
molotov gaming Walsall’s a shithole replace it with Barnsley
@@BritishEmpireForHisMajesty or Edinburgh
We could also count Washington, DC you know what I mean?
“It pumps down into Australia” that means the fires started because someone ate taco bell?
That’s how it ended
This is actually a brilliant idea!
I love how he’s talking about how his off roads to the industrial area is absolutely nonsensical but Lehi Utah literally has that exact design of off road from i15 😂
So if taxing tea led to the tea being thrown in the harbor, does that mean that taxing traffic will lead to all the cars being thrown in the harbor?
Flawless reasoning
Well, if you watch until the end of the video... kind of. :p
In New Sealand, the habour is thrown in the car!
Dominick Desalvo *Lets tax houses*
Throw the cars into poop lagoon
Spiff: We won't have taxes but a lot of tolls.
*your reputation in ancapistan has increased*
*_Ayn Rand's sexually aroused right now..._*
privatized roads let's goooo.
I had an idea. What if you set up a road block to trap a ton of cars, and then just circled the road around so a large group of cars just drove in circles paying tolls?
pretty sure the cars need a destination otherwise they despawn
Your city is fantastic, the roads are fantastic, the design of your city is fantastic, everything is fantastic. 😄
"You gotta pay the Spiff toll, to get into the Poop Hole..." Oh, noo....
OwO
Poop Soul
Oooh, yeeaah
"we have gained $350 dollars this week from tolls"
That toll machine makes more money than i do...
In my country the car tax is about 300%
I love going through these old videos and Slough being mentioned 😂 it's wonderful being famous in the wrong way
As a Floridian, I am appalled at the very idea of this video. Keep it up my guy.
it's funny because in France they already did that 15 years ago, so imagine my surprise when i saw you bindly copying and pasting France's minister of economy's strategy
EDIT : fun fact you actually pay something like 150€ to cross France from South to North, just in toll booth (and i'm being optimistic by a 50% margin)
@Buck warpzone tu connais beaucoup de trucs qui sont réinjecté dans l'économie du pays ? mdr
nos hopitaux / écoles / systeme judiciaire et administratif ont de moins en moins de personnel alors que la population croit tout les ans ( par contre il y'a toujours plus de flics pire que pendant l'occupation en 1940 apparement)
@Buck warpzone non tu exagère ! c'est toujours 62ans enfin ! (bien sur si tu sais te contenter de seulement la moitié de la retraite pour laquelle tu as déjà cotisé)
Marechaaaal nous vouilaaa!
well at least ETS2 got it right when they filled that country with toll booths then
Sooo France is like the New Jersey of the E.U.
Fantastic 👍
Hi Biffa. :)
excluding lane mathematics in the video
Nice hi there
While watching this video I was thinking if Biffa would see this video
Lol
I'm looking forward to doing this in my next game of cities skylines
I love the concept but damn your city design is hard to watch! XD
"Why is the bouncy castle still wiggling?!" 🤣🤣🤣
I could hear the faint sounds of country roads as the poop tank exploded.
Michaelo0
This is Great Britain not bloody America
@@adamstrickland6749 It's a reference to RTGame, a popular Irish YT/streamer. He turned Country Roads into a meme that played whenever he destroyed his cities in this very game.... like when his sewage pit overfilled and drowned his city in poowater.... or when he hit it with meteors.
Reign
I know
@@adamstrickland6749 Doesn't seem like it, but okay.
Reign
Well I was subscribed
Congratulations you have created a perfect analog of Brazil with the tolls, the only difference is that taxes should also be at maximum!
This is McAdam, Brunel and literally every single turnpike trustee's dream
_Cities Skylines in the nutshell_
Me: *build a nice looking city
Traffics: I'm about to end this man whole career
@@thespiffingbrit omg I love you spif I drink iced tea everyday and have clicked the subscribe button and bell
Once you know how to set up good road design, game is boringly easy. Money just flows in and you have to invent new ways to spend it. All from good traffic design.
No taxes, only toll roads? Sounds like Oslo 2019
Exactly
And Dubai
You funny bro? They tax the shit out of everyone including the newly added tolls every 500m between them
Have you seen the recent "improvements" in autopass in Bergen? It is terrible
The toll road you made at 20 minutes should be called the cervix national highway system
Funniest spiff video Haha that ending is majestic
"Mega Slough"
*Instant Hat Films' Neon Musk flashbacks*
I love how this ended with a tidal wave of sewage.
that's what i call shitstorm
It became Detroit?
I really like that Mount Crappatoa you made to dispose the sewage.
Visited the city. Great park...excellent bouncy castle.
The queen vic bridge was nice.
10/10 i would pay the tolls to go again