The Sims 3 Is a Perfectly Balanced game with NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Mind Control Only Challenge

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  • The Sims 3 is a classical family management simulator game allowing you to manage almost all aspects of life. Naturally, the DLCs decided to get wacky and add in some fun nonhuman types to play as like vampires and genies. Genies, however, are broken. As you can guess having a mind controlling genie that can fly and is immortal might be a bad addition for game balance. So today we ask the question is the sims 3 a perfectly balanced game with no exploits excluding the mind control only challenge.
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: The Sims 3 Is a Perfectly Balanced game with NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Mind Control Only Challenge
    #sims3 #challenge #funny
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  • @monochromatic_monkey2439
    @monochromatic_monkey2439 Před 5 lety +5037

    Today the sims 3 is exactly 10 years old

  • @Electric0eye
    @Electric0eye Před 3 lety +2648

    Just imagine, by 2030 technology may have finally progressed enough to run The Sims 3

    • @juancmf9634
      @juancmf9634 Před 2 lety +95

      And Minecraft at a Max render

    • @kazmine6831
      @kazmine6831 Před 2 lety +122

      Bro for fucking real. I have Ryzen 5 and I can ran 2021 games and not this dumb f game lol I'm really pissed because it's my favorite game 😂

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 Před 2 lety +50

      yeah EA will make origin no longer support it. remember what they did with sims 2?

    • @zeinab9222
      @zeinab9222 Před 2 lety +20

      get an fps limiter my man

    • @Stardustkl
      @Stardustkl Před 2 lety +26

      Optifine mod makes it run so much better. I used to play Sims 3 on my laptop. Granted, it did become quite warm.

  • @criminalkara
    @criminalkara Před 2 lety +1028

    You gotta love how if this guy finds a stock image without watermarks he literally adds a watermark to it

    • @Gendreau113
      @Gendreau113 Před 2 lety +70

      Well not quite, those marked with his own water mark are images owned by him lol.. you can't just slap your logo on someone's elses photo just because they don't have a water mark...
      So either he made the picture himself, or it was donated to him

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin Před 2 lety +84

      @@Gendreau113 I’m pretty sure he just bought them off a stock image site

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju Před 2 lety +73

      @@Gendreau113 Or he doesn't own the pictures and it's satirical and he's doing it for a joke.

    • @Gendreau113
      @Gendreau113 Před 2 lety +13

      @@Serrifin possible, but legally you can't claim something is your own and use it in your video if you monetize said content, so him using these images without permission wouldn't be allowed, but yes if he paid for it that would be different

    • @Gendreau113
      @Gendreau113 Před 2 lety +9

      @@David-ud9ju A joke is one thing, but if he monetizes these video for income, that's fifferent. You can't use someone else's product in your monetized content without permission/buying it. So I doubt it's just a "joke" unless he doesn't monetize any CZcams video, and thus collects zero income from them

  • @hoodiegal
    @hoodiegal Před 5 lety +1602

    Spiff: "So, I *love* swimming pools. Swimming pools are brilliant."
    Me: "Oh no"

    • @Tinmann_77
      @Tinmann_77 Před 4 lety +38

      After watching spiff videos I dont go near swimming pools

    • @genericname4206
      @genericname4206 Před 4 lety +13

      xD we all know whats going down

    • @bitchaos4591
      @bitchaos4591 Před 3 lety +19

      Swimming pools are a Sim deathtrap. If you go to any channel where Sims die, swimming pools are always a good culprit, if not the main one.

    • @danielreardon-lockley1015
      @danielreardon-lockley1015 Před 3 lety +1

      I read this as he was saying it haha!

    • @johnfoltz8183
      @johnfoltz8183 Před 2 lety +1

      Burglar steals the pool ladder

  • @Umbra_Eterna
    @Umbra_Eterna Před 5 lety +293

    >Spiff "I'm going to build a massive swimming pool."
    >Me, knowing Sims' shenanigans, "Oh, no"

  • @googleandyoutubeareevil
    @googleandyoutubeareevil Před 5 lety +2197

    You misunderstand the Boston Tea Party... they loved tea so much that they tried to brew the world's largest cup of tea... in the harbor....

    • @oldsport-jackkennedy-5260
      @oldsport-jackkennedy-5260 Před 4 lety +50

      Viktor Samoja i hear they almost brewed the whole building

    • @cybersilver5816
      @cybersilver5816 Před 4 lety +88

      I guess there was too much salt so the British Empire disowned them.

    • @iaifia3224
      @iaifia3224 Před 4 lety +51

      As an American, I fully agree

    • @tarrker
      @tarrker Před 4 lety +66

      They were pissed that they suddenly had to pay extra for tea. In classic American fashion some said "Fuck you!" and just grew their own tea. Others broke stuff. LoL :P

    • @powerfulking516
      @powerfulking516 Před 4 lety +17

      Note to self check comments before commeting

  • @emsmnms3507
    @emsmnms3507 Před 3 lety +1040

    its weird finding out not everyone knows how many people still play the sims three over the sims four

    • @jamesbudd1022
      @jamesbudd1022 Před 3 lety +174

      I'd probably happily play sims 3 with tons of mods over sims 4 forever.

    • @comradekitty3759
      @comradekitty3759 Před 2 lety +88

      Sims 3 was the best

    • @evilpompom
      @evilpompom Před 2 lety +75

      Yeah Sims 3 is the best sims game imo

    • @annaamariaa
      @annaamariaa Před 2 lety +90

      yeah i have both sims 3 and 4 and after about a few months with the sims 4, i just HAD to go back to 3, its so much better. It has so much more personality, with lore and an abundance of traits with so much stuff coming with a single pack. This is just personal preference of course, but I really do prefer the more "realistic" art style of 3. The only issue would be the amount of lag - although that's never been an issue for me and I've only ever played on non-gaming laptops. Would highly recommend!

    • @suavefresh49
      @suavefresh49 Před 2 lety +57

      Honestly I like Sims 3 but they have the ugliest sims out of the whole franchise. Sims 2 is the best imo, even though they're not as expansive as 3

  • @johnrollns7275
    @johnrollns7275 Před 4 lety +104

    "Hopefully I can make this Sim before my computer catches on fire". I felt this. Use to play Sims 3 on my laptop. Left it on and afk for an hour come back and my laptop has blue screened and could cook an egg on it

  • @opossumactual3432
    @opossumactual3432 Před 5 lety +509

    "It looks beautiful, there are some graphics over there." -spiff 2019

    • @grimnott
      @grimnott Před 3 lety +8

      Honestly, a game with graphics is easily a candidate for the best game of all time. Graphics are great :)

  • @CassTeaElle
    @CassTeaElle Před 4 lety +276

    In 6 years of marriage, I can't recall a single time I've ever seen my husband make tea. He starts watching your channel, and comes and asks me where the teapot is and what kind of tea we have. 😂

    • @CassTeaElle
      @CassTeaElle Před 4 lety +44

      Other questions asked: How long does it take for the water to heat up? Will it make a noise when it does? *tea starts bubbling* Is that the noise? 😂

    • @erikszabo2669
      @erikszabo2669 Před 3 lety +12

      This is golden!

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee Před 2 lety +14

      So pure! I converted my friend from coffee to tea. I mean, he still drinks coffee (for energy?) but he gets diarrhea from it so why he keeps drinking that shit just beats me

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee Před rokem +3

      @Marcus Fenix coffee is dirty bean water that tastes bitter and gives you the runs. I honestly don't understand why people drink it.

    • @lithiumkid
      @lithiumkid Před rokem

      @Marcus Fenix you *don’t* need to add shit to tea to make it taste good. i drink 6+ cups a day of various teas and only add anything 5% of the time.

  • @asterixobelix20
    @asterixobelix20 Před 4 lety +159

    "I'm just going to create a swimming pool"
    *Will Smoth and every other sim starts sweating nervously.*

  • @wanderer2688
    @wanderer2688 Před 4 lety +2090

    Wait a second, you bought those stock pictures and then added your own watermark on top so that they still are like stock photos?

    • @lydierayn
      @lydierayn Před 4 lety +241

      Yes

    • @andresond2
      @andresond2 Před 4 lety +483

      How to meme while refraining from breaking any copyright laws

    • @zombiepika3118
      @zombiepika3118 Před 4 lety +155

      He did it (at least partly) because the viewers wanted it^^

    • @andresond2
      @andresond2 Před 4 lety +113

      Yeah he brought it up in his first video after going away because of copyright issues

    • @loganricherson3749
      @loganricherson3749 Před 4 lety +17

      Amazing, right?

  • @LowryYT
    @LowryYT Před 5 lety +565

    Spif, total war three kingdoms has tea as a luxury resource... just to let you know...

    • @pauloandrade925
      @pauloandrade925 Před 5 lety +19

      @@thespiffingbrit YYESSSSS

    • @LowryYT
      @LowryYT Před 5 lety +7

      @AlphaChocolateTruffle yes

    • @ARCDisrupterX
      @ARCDisrupterX Před 5 lety +1

      Well, that tea would have to compete with grains, but eh, the Chinese seemed to love tea anyway...
      This will be glorious.

    • @LowryYT
      @LowryYT Před 5 lety

      @@ARCDisrupterX yea and sugar supplements-opium

    • @finalcipher457
      @finalcipher457 Před 4 lety +11

      Do you realise what you've done? Every time someone reminds the British that there's tea in China, or any country really, they start another war. It's basically their 'thing'.

  • @LadZeroUltra
    @LadZeroUltra Před 5 lety +386

    Will Smoth the Ambitious, Genius, Insane, Evil, Ginger, Amish Genie Cowboy Bodybuilder. Not the hero the people wanted, but the one they deserved

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 Před 5 lety +14

      What did they do, strangle puppies?

    • @jeffreycollins5368
      @jeffreycollins5368 Před 5 lety +9

      @@discordlexia2429 Worse! They had Cars!

    • @secludedmisanthrope6388
      @secludedmisanthrope6388 Před 5 lety +4

      Did you run out of comma's after "Ginger" or is an "Amish Genie Cowboy Bodybuilder" a real thing? If it is, I wanna see one ASAP!!

    • @fairyfair6395
      @fairyfair6395 Před 4 lety +1

      Incorrect...
      Not the hero the people deserved, but the hero that the people did not know that they indeed wanted.

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 Před 3 lety +1

      @@secludedmisanthrope6388
      You stole his comma and turned it into an unnecessary apostrophe.

  • @AugmentedOwl
    @AugmentedOwl Před 4 lety +250

    When I played as a kid- I would find the most wealthy family I could, marry into the family, sell all their stuff and kill them all. It is likely the most evil thing i've ever done in a game.

    • @grimnott
      @grimnott Před 3 lety +43

      Jim, is that you?

    • @sheez7734
      @sheez7734 Před 3 lety +25

      @@grimnott we found the dear leaders yt

    • @Akranejames
      @Akranejames Před 3 lety +16

      Me: Let's serve everyone in the neighborhood terribly cooked dishes and collect the tombstones of all those that end up dying.

    • @hiiambarney4489
      @hiiambarney4489 Před 3 lety +1

      welcome to thotville

    • @oreo1749
      @oreo1749 Před 3 lety

      Jesus christ you guys are psychotic

  • @rebellemuria
    @rebellemuria Před rokem +47

    It's the little stories in the midst of the tragedy that makes it work. Two of the sims in the few hours that spent together mindcontrolled and trapped in a pool together fell in love with each other, you can see the one that lived longer feeling heartbroken after the other died at 31:22.

  • @HighHoeKermit
    @HighHoeKermit Před 4 lety +346

    I still play Sims 3 with all expansions. Your version was definitely lacking some updates! The game is so complex that I still have not come across every situation after 10 years. For a start I have not yet had a genie sim!

    • @JustJanitor
      @JustJanitor Před 4 lety +5

      Thats so crazy

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow Před 4 lety +38

      @RectalDiscourse Un wtf no, Into the Future is hot shit? Supernatural? University? Night Life? Seasons? I think you mean stuff packs, those are shit.

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy Před 4 lety +5

      RectalDiscourse just pirate it dlc and all thats what i did

    • @oceanbytez847
      @oceanbytez847 Před 3 lety +13

      @@TheRealRusDaddy instead of buying all 800$ worth of it lol.

    • @GBfanatic15
      @GBfanatic15 Před 3 lety

      how well does your computer run it? and to add on that, what computer is it? XD

  • @Flamebeow666
    @Flamebeow666 Před 4 lety +1251

    Will Smith as a genie? By the Gods, sims predicted the future.

  • @ember9361
    @ember9361 Před 2 lety +320

    I love that Mind Control in sims3 is broken, it leaves the controlled sims homeless after it wears off

    • @mmaantj
      @mmaantj Před 2 lety +33

      Oh THATS what happened

    • @aikesscs
      @aikesscs Před 11 měsíci +5

      Probably because it's just the debug interaction to add sims to your household but with a different name (In which case when the mind control is over it's the same as removing them from your household which doesn't return them to their household obviously)

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial Před 5 lety +230

    Me: *sees the title*
    "Isn't that what the game is for? *That's why I'm here* ."

    • @eggroller865
      @eggroller865 Před 5 lety +1

      think about how when you say something like “isn’t that really funny” you’re actually saying is not that really funny

  • @wonkehcheetah1138
    @wonkehcheetah1138 Před 4 lety +363

    The sims isn't so much resource intensive, as it is extremely poorly coded. You should turn on vsync in your GPU settings, as the game for some reason decides to use any and all resources available to maximizing the framerate, even if you have a modern day god computer, it will simply make the computer render the game at 12000 frames per second and will cause your computer to overheat. The game also refuses to do regular save game optimizations and world cleanup, so your saves will become increasingly bloated with irrelevant information, and corrupt themselves, so you will need community patches.

    • @wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131
      @wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131 Před 3 lety +34

      Dear god.

    • @ericpraline
      @ericpraline Před 3 lety +27

      EA!

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Před 3 lety +58

      Dont forget to install NRAAS
      And get a third party program designed to update Sims 3 to recognise your modern graphics card
      And go into the coding to ensure it uses MORE THAN ONLY 2 RAM.

    • @pixi7633
      @pixi7633 Před 2 lety +42

      Its not the Sims series as a whole, its literally just TS3. Sims 2 definitely has problems with save corruption but if you know what NOT to do its very easy to avoid. TS3 will break itself or your computer, whichever comes first, no matter what you do when playing it unless you get third party fixes. And as painfully boring and shallow as TS4 is, it definitely improved on the technical issues the series had problems with previously, though its certainly not without its own smaller technical issues like simulation lag and visual glitching

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk Před 2 lety +13

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241 that reminds me of my university. Expensive computers running windows XP.
      People were opening the cases and stealing one of the RAM chips because it didn’t make a difference.

  • @fabianscharf2454
    @fabianscharf2454 Před 4 lety +268

    Greatest career - astronaut, go to work for 1 day a week, if you go in a good mood you get promoted every time you go to work get a bonus and then get 6 days off. Was earning around 200k a week at one point

    • @RyanEX2000
      @RyanEX2000 Před 4 lety +17

      Yeah, Military was the easiest job to hit max.

    • @moch.farisdzulfiqar6123
      @moch.farisdzulfiqar6123 Před 4 lety +22

      I just know that right now, damn after a decade of playing this game still surprise me.

    • @jmjedi923
      @jmjedi923 Před 4 lety +3

      I did not know that, guess what imma do next time around

    • @tigrosabertooth4757
      @tigrosabertooth4757 Před 4 lety +19

      The greatest job ever is being santa. 1 labour day and 364 days of vacations.

    • @oceanbytez847
      @oceanbytez847 Před 3 lety +13

      writer. Once you master writing you get around 50k initial payout for your book. With all the right perks you can knock out most books in a day. All books come with royalties for a time. Usually pays 1/5th the initial payout every week for 5-10 weeks. Now do 7 books like this. You get initial payout of 350k + 70k a week.
      Every now and again you get a best seller which is like 3x the value and has longer payouts.
      If you pick the right perks your sim will also enjoy writing, do it faster, make more money from it, and last longer while doing it.

  • @grinreaperoftrolls7528
    @grinreaperoftrolls7528 Před 4 lety +343

    Summary: bippity boppity. Gimme your property.

  • @LadZeroUltra
    @LadZeroUltra Před 5 lety +308

    Loving the watermarks spiff they’re absolutely perfect. The tea slaves did a great job editing this one. Keep the up the good work mate!

    • @TrueCarthaginian
      @TrueCarthaginian Před 5 lety +8

      Disagree. The watermarks are still too strong IMO.

    • @pumbobjay
      @pumbobjay Před 5 lety +12

      @@TrueCarthaginian Thats the point

    • @chvIry
      @chvIry Před 5 lety +3

      Yeah they're perfect. Everything about Sir Spiff and his videos are perfect. I see no flaws w 20/10 vision

    • @terreliv
      @terreliv Před 5 lety

      @@TrueCarthaginian Still better the Norton's Ant-Eye Virus.

    • @Leekodot15
      @Leekodot15 Před 5 lety

      ...tea slavez?????? ...Welcome to Great Britain, American boi.

  • @ZendikarMage42750
    @ZendikarMage42750 Před 5 lety +43

    I do in fact still play the Sims 3, but I'm a lunatic who uses all of the DLC at once so boy howdy does it chug

  • @jaydenbounsall
    @jaydenbounsall Před 9 měsíci +8

    Spiff casually predicting will smith as a genie, Absolutely mental

  • @neintales1224
    @neintales1224 Před 2 lety +173

    I would still be playing TS3 and making worlds for it in the year of our blord 2021 if I could actually get it to not keep crashing on my new upgraded PC and access the store items I'd bought back in the day. TS4 couldn't get my attention since I couldn't make entire custom neighborhoods like in 2 and 3.

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 Před 2 lety +23

      have you edited the .ini file to include your graphics card? That plus the smooth path and Nraas' overwatch did wonders for my game

    • @4O4Hime
      @4O4Hime Před 2 lety

      4GB patch + graphicsrulesmaker

    • @MirrorHall_Clay
      @MirrorHall_Clay Před 2 lety +1

      @@4O4Hime TS3 doesn't need the 4GB patch

    • @Peachs.Travel
      @Peachs.Travel Před rokem

      Do you have a 12th gen CPU?

    • @kevinbrodacki
      @kevinbrodacki Před rokem

      @@MirrorHall_Clay it does, after I patched it it didn't crash once

  • @eldritchseraphim
    @eldritchseraphim Před 5 lety +377

    Made a cup of tea. Spiff upload notification. Coincidence? The queen thinks not.

    • @rodolphov.santoro8829
      @rodolphov.santoro8829 Před 5 lety +3

      Are you the queen by any chance? It would be a great honor to have her around here

    • @panaddict3448
      @panaddict3448 Před 5 lety +2

      I drink coffee. And brew tea, just to mix them, it's actually really good. Experiment.

    • @gw4792
      @gw4792 Před 5 lety +1

      You summoned him, obviously.

    • @eldritchseraphim
      @eldritchseraphim Před 5 lety

      liam breuner plot twist... im german. **marschlied intensifies**

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 Před 5 lety

      @@Leekodot15 FTI OPEN UP!

  • @SpeedsMcRonalds
    @SpeedsMcRonalds Před 5 lety +32

    I still play The Sims 3 to this day, because it’s so much more content-rich than any other Sims game, and despite the ridiculous demand it seems to put on my PC I always love it when wild shit begins to happen as the save goes on.

  • @nodnarbthegreatest
    @nodnarbthegreatest Před 4 lety +514

    What others heard:
    The Sims 3
    What I heard:
    The Sims Free

    • @pleaseuseOdysee
      @pleaseuseOdysee Před 4 lety +12

      yaaarrrr

    • @joepollard815
      @joepollard815 Před 4 lety

      RectalDiscourse me too

    • @CaptainWobbs
      @CaptainWobbs Před 4 lety +21

      An EA game? For free? Now THAT’S comedy.

    • @logancressy2259
      @logancressy2259 Před 3 lety +7

      Captain Wobbuffet i actually did get one for free
      sims 4 was free for a short time. sounds great right...
      they deleted my origin account because i didnt play anything attatched to my account for 4 weeks

    • @louthinator
      @louthinator Před 3 lety +1

      What others heard:
      "Will Smoth"
      what I heard:
      "Will Smoff"
      for some reason that makes it funnier to me....

  • @WyvernDotRed
    @WyvernDotRed Před 4 lety +21

    I love it when a game hasn't got an fps cap and floors your hardware even in the menu.

  • @PTB_BE
    @PTB_BE Před 5 lety +376

    Sims can perfectly be used by the British Army to collect tea and *colonize everything*

    • @lordpineapple4243
      @lordpineapple4243 Před 5 lety +12

      Im feeling so proud right now... in all honesTea i never was so proud in my life

    • @NetAnon
      @NetAnon Před 5 lety +6

      _Sips Coca-Cola in the one nation they failed to colonize_

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 Před 5 lety +8

      @@NetAnon *Drinks Vodka in the one nation that never had a direct problem with the British Empire*

    • @legion7968
      @legion7968 Před 5 lety +5

      @@frenchsoldier8485 *Drinks Coffee while flipping off the world* *then walks over and makes Scottish Coffee(Coffee with alcohol in it)*

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 Před 5 lety

      @@legion7968 You know how jesus turned water into wine? I can turn any drink into vodka

  • @raymoreclef
    @raymoreclef Před 2 lety +278

    Someone really needs to show this to @CallmeKevin because he would do crazy things I feel.

  • @JDLENLa
    @JDLENLa Před 5 lety +76

    "3,600 doolor-os" he says, hovering over the §36,000 car

  • @PreludingDecadence
    @PreludingDecadence Před 4 lety +146

    I was hoping the entire 34 minutes was going to be trying to figure out the "Online Features"

    • @343sinbad
      @343sinbad Před 4 lety +8

      It would take 99 minutes to do that lol

  • @Haffmatthew
    @Haffmatthew Před rokem +15

    I adore how when you were reading the trait “evil”, you said “smart”. Makes me giggle with genuine whimsy. ❤

  • @lex3680
    @lex3680 Před 5 lety +62

    *sees child in nightclub*
    Wait you shouldn’t be here
    *procedes to take his bike forcing him to stay*

    • @Meggsie
      @Meggsie Před 4 lety +2

      It's okay the police will pick him up for breaking curfew since this is the Sims 3

  • @BlinddragonsLair
    @BlinddragonsLair Před 5 lety +60

    "Ambitious, Vehicle Enthusiast, Evil, Insane, Genius" that sounds like a description of a non-superpowered super villain, though he has access to magic

  • @davidaward82
    @davidaward82 Před 5 lety +36

    RE: the pool:
    just set it up with a diving board as the only way in, then wall in the rest of it.

  • @Darkfiretiger
    @Darkfiretiger Před 3 lety +42

    ...I'm fairly sure with that level of body hair you've created the original Genie, Robbin Williams.

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog Před rokem

      "it's not fur, lady i'm a fuckin' chia pet"

  • @denmark5354
    @denmark5354 Před 5 lety +40

    game company: This games character creator is so advanced, you can't possibly make a terrifying mess!
    Spiff: *Observe*

  • @keithzillner1805
    @keithzillner1805 Před 5 lety +124

    I stumbled across your channel because of the, 'Perfectly Balanced' series. I can honestly say that you have quickly became my favourite CZcamsr.

    • @logancressy2259
      @logancressy2259 Před 3 lety +1

      Letters to Fuckface
      YES HE IS CHANNELING THE POWER OF THE GODS

    • @TheSkullConfernece
      @TheSkullConfernece Před 3 lety +6

      I stumbled across you are channel. You are channel.

  • @ectothermic
    @ectothermic Před 4 lety +58

    "Now we just have to give him a personality."
    I'm glad it's off-brand Will Smith or I would've been upset if you gave him one at all.

  • @14DiamonD47
    @14DiamonD47 Před 4 lety +50

    your voice reminds me of the Narrator from Stanley's Parable.
    subscribed

  • @wind_caller5817
    @wind_caller5817 Před 5 lety +52

    I feel the pat on the back, it feels like hot liquid running town my ba- where the hell did all this tea come from???

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 Před 5 lety

      (-lls)

    • @Leekodot15
      @Leekodot15 Před 5 lety +1

      (Has a ton of hot cocoa behind him) don't ask me, I'm the American with a ton of cocoa. I don't care about tea much.

  • @DAOMTS97
    @DAOMTS97 Před 2 lety +15

    Here after Will Smith slapped the shit out of Chris Rock

  • @Stardustkl
    @Stardustkl Před 2 lety +41

    Still better than The Sims 4. Removing create-a-style was the biggest deal-breaker. I can't get nearly as cool outfits and furniture in 4. The open neighborhoods of 3 is also great, I love jumping between my sim at the park and my sim at home instantly. Third reason I prefer 3: horses.

  • @Draco_WarriorEX
    @Draco_WarriorEX Před 3 lety +14

    "That is quite a large piece of land, and with what I am planning to do we are going to need a large piece of land"
    ~Cemetery eh?

  • @spoonikle
    @spoonikle Před 5 lety +41

    Sims 3 has a bug with new GPU’s that has it pinned at max utilization. You need to mod the game to add support for modern GPU’s.
    You also can use your EA origin account to log-in.

    • @hildebrand2252
      @hildebrand2252 Před 4 lety +1

      But where is the fun in not burning out your GPU?

    • @Ericat257
      @Ericat257 Před 4 lety +2

      What mod is that?

    • @jimtalbott9535
      @jimtalbott9535 Před 4 lety +1

      I think you MIGHT be missing the point of Spifs channel, or.....at least you were when you posted this. ;)

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow Před 4 lety +4

      You should also use CF explorer to allow the game exe to use more than 3GB of RAM but you also have to increased the RAM allocation in the config files from the default 1GB. No clue why EA didn't update this in the 2014 patch.

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow Před 4 lety +1

      @@Ericat257 It might be one of Nrass's mods, he's the god of Sims mods excluding Sims 4

  • @genericname4206
    @genericname4206 Před 4 lety +28

    Spiff: I Love Swimming Pools
    Me: Ah Sh**, Here We Go Again

  • @anakincrywalker8904
    @anakincrywalker8904 Před 2 lety +15

    I had to go into my pc settings and have it devote more ram to the sims 3 so it can run better.
    I am happy to report there has been no spontaneous combustion as of yet.

  • @fafafafafafa6879
    @fafafafafafa6879 Před rokem +2

    I have idea: Use martial artists as money maker. You only need Supernatural and World Adventures
    This is how:
    - You need two person. One to pick up the gem and sold it, one for martial artists. For faster and better results, martial artists need to have disciplined trait. For picker it doesn't matter.
    - Go to China and buy board breaker
    - Build martial arts skills for martial artists to the point that is sufficient enough for breaking space rock board and don't forget to break oak board or higher (in order to get an achievement in which you get gems for breaking space rock board) around 150 times.
    - Prepare your gem cutter (from Supernatural) and a sim to cut gems everytime martial artists break space rock block.
    - Get every gem and cut it. If you want better result, get 10 different gems before you cut them and then you'll get heart-shaped cut, the most valuable cut you can get in gem cutter aside from spire cut with easiest way possible.
    I use this method for quite a time and it is effective for someone who don't like their sims having a job.

  • @midorifox
    @midorifox Před 5 lety +24

    In this video: the spiffing brit almost breaks the sims 3 by just trying to log in.

    • @343sinbad
      @343sinbad Před 4 lety +1

      Or the game nearly breaks his computer with multiple tabs being open lol

  • @georgekratsas9666
    @georgekratsas9666 Před 5 lety +7

    2:52 "Serbia and Montenegro"
    yeah that hasn't been around for a while...

  • @recklessrhino6544
    @recklessrhino6544 Před 2 lety +42

    the spiffing brit always knows how to make a good character

  • @madamabutterfly2412
    @madamabutterfly2412 Před 4 lety +34

    9:02 he looks like he says "m'lady" unironically.

  • @phantom99991
    @phantom99991 Před 5 lety +28

    Saying tea is "even worse" than coffee implies that tea is also bad, just not AS bad.
    Checkmate.

    • @OldUKAds
      @OldUKAds Před 5 lety +8

      I did find that a bit odd!

    • @shoo7469
      @shoo7469 Před 5 lety +1

      We must warn him

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 Před 4 lety

      Send tea to the Boston harbor. It’ll mix well with the water there.

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 Před 5 lety +51

    I suspect they slowed down the game intentionally.
    Wait..
    Ssshhh....
    *EA is watching..*

    • @BadeniaFilme
      @BadeniaFilme Před 5 lety +5

      Nah, it sucked when I bought it new. On the old pc, it took about 5 minutes to save around 2010.

    • @DellVanity
      @DellVanity Před 5 lety +5

      A lot of the worlds weren't put together properly or optimized. Isla paradiso ran at like 5 fps on my desktop back then cuz so many sims would get stuck on things, things wouldn't despawn, stuff like that.

    • @Pink_Noodle
      @Pink_Noodle Před 5 lety +9

      The entirety of the Sims 3 is a buggy mess, which is sad given it is still superior in features to the other games

    • @HandsomeGamerGuy
      @HandsomeGamerGuy Před 5 lety

      Welp mine worked fine.

  • @declandickson2839
    @declandickson2839 Před 3 lety +2

    7:03 you reminded me of the existence of tea. then I started craving tea. then I went and made myself a cup of tea

  • @maggiered7284
    @maggiered7284 Před 2 lety +15

    I still play the sims 3 & loving it every single day!

  • @Sandrosian
    @Sandrosian Před 4 lety +4

    I just want to see a whole let´s play series of The Sims 3 and/or The Sims 4, you are just amazing. Havent laughed this hard in a long time.

  • @le3299ify
    @le3299ify Před 5 lety +23

    I feel called out as I sit here with my coffee and being called dave

    • @Quadrenaro
      @Quadrenaro Před 4 lety +1

      Do you hate being called Dave too?

  • @Prince_Asuda
    @Prince_Asuda Před 4 lety +11

    Huh, this reminds me of an exploit that I discovered myself when I was playing the game. I would build a communi-tea lot with a basement full of VR-Headsets. For whatever reason, if you had your sim put on the headset and take it off, it would now be considered your property and you could pick it up off the ground to put in your inventory and sell. Each one would sell for several thousand, so that was practically considered one of my sim's jobs to "test out" VR-Headsets. Nice thing about this exploit is that any sim can do it. No magical powers required. I doubt that this was ever patched as balance was never something that the devs really seemed to care for. Which really should be pretty obvious when they actually recommend that you use cheat codes to enjoy the game. Also, in regards to the whole game performance thing, I do find it comical that the launcher actually suggests that you don't play the game with all of the expansion packs enabled. Rather they recommend that you only play a few expansion packs at a time....likely to improve performance.

    • @vintagebroadwaystar3473
      @vintagebroadwaystar3473 Před 3 lety

      I always play with all EPs on bc I can never remember what hair/clothes/furniture come with each game and don't wanna glitch out my town just bc I feel like not being bothered by the univeristy mascot today, or turning off seasons or something.

  • @tierylopo5871
    @tierylopo5871 Před 4 lety +30

    Its 2020 and I'm still playing sims 3!

    • @snailpocky
      @snailpocky Před 3 lety +4

      me too! the expansions make it so much more fun than the sims 4 tbh

    • @Sazandora123
      @Sazandora123 Před 3 lety

      I started my very first playthrough of Sims 3 in winter of 2021. Last time I played a Sims-game was Sims 1 well over 10 years ago.

    • @portalfan15
      @portalfan15 Před 2 lety +1

      I’d play it, but I’d rather not spend $800 dollars for a worse sims 4.

    • @PandoraWolveCrow
      @PandoraWolveCrow Před rokem

      Me too

  • @lowkey_Ioki
    @lowkey_Ioki Před 5 lety +8

    I really didn't notice at first but the spiffco logo is awesome! I love it!

  • @TheThemoo
    @TheThemoo Před 5 lety +188

    Where can I buy these "Spiffco" images?

  • @Netish
    @Netish Před 4 lety +6

    I still regularly play the sims 3 cause I have almost all the packs and tons of mods, and I still plan to buy the rest of the packs. Needless to say when I play my computer acts as a small heater and my fans make it sound like my desktop is getting ready to take flight!

  • @omeganova4332
    @omeganova4332 Před 4 lety +7

    You've finally encouraged me to brew some tea while I watch, 10/10, would recommend.

  • @LatiNoble
    @LatiNoble Před 2 lety +3

    "Chunkage" is now a word that I've added to my every day vernacular. Thank you so much for that.

  • @devilishsolo7811
    @devilishsolo7811 Před 4 lety +11

    Hey Spiff, I'm from Germany and now finally buy some of this delicious Yorkshire tea. I watch your vids since a few weeks now and I have to try this luxurious drink!

  • @ladychelsea5002
    @ladychelsea5002 Před 5 lety +2

    Another exploit of the game is Red Berry Bean farming. The starting price of a low quality Red Berry Bean is $75, but as you farm them and their quality improves, you can be sweeping up to 20k per harvest.

  • @joshm7335
    @joshm7335 Před 4 lety

    I love your use of stock-photos so much. It's so good.

  • @accisia987
    @accisia987 Před 5 lety +18

    His outfit looks like something you'll see on a randomized sim in Sims 4. Oh jesus.

  • @mudcrab3420
    @mudcrab3420 Před 5 lety +52

    "We need an old email that no one will be using. Something dead... Okay... Facebook"
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA :D

    • @dylanrambow6808
      @dylanrambow6808 Před 4 lety +6

      Hotmail is up for use still...

    • @killawatt8243
      @killawatt8243 Před 3 lety +1

      Yahoo ?

    • @YISP7
      @YISP7 Před 3 lety

      @@dylanrambow6808 I have my hotmail address since 2004 and I'm not going to change that^^

  • @SarahAndreaRoycesChannel
    @SarahAndreaRoycesChannel Před 4 lety +2

    having an evil genie being extremely powerful is at least pretty much what it says on the tin. I find other exploits in Sims 3 a lot worse. Like picking flowers you can immediately sell for a three figure sum - each. On a place where the stuff regrows almost instantly. Why does any sim work anything else, who pays such prices. Why has that economy not crashed. Or functional store content that often is basically a cheat item.

  • @Dweiathecat
    @Dweiathecat Před 4 lety +12

    Still playing. Still loving it. Would love more ts3 from you. The exploits are endless in ts3. XD

  • @fransoto8343
    @fransoto8343 Před 4 lety +8

    22:04
    Star news anchor?
    More like anchor.
    Cause you be sinkin downnnn
    Hahaha chillydogs!

  • @semtex234
    @semtex234 Před 2 lety +34

    You'd think a Genie could just wish himself a million simoleons :pp

  • @samjackson1895
    @samjackson1895 Před 4 lety +2

    I got it working on my rig, featuring an RTX 2080 and an i7 8700k. It runs at about 50% load for the GPU and about 30% load for the CPU. For hardware demands, this game was way ahead of its time; only now, 11 years after it launched, am I playing it on the hardware it needed.

  • @undrhil5281
    @undrhil5281 Před 4 lety +5

    Also, check out the Into the Future expansion for The Sims 3. As soon as you get to the future, the lot you start on is considered your home lot so you can take everything on it and sell it with the only consequences being that the stuff is gone. Lol

  • @Acers2K
    @Acers2K Před 5 lety +16

    Found Him?!?! 5:36-5:39 that looks suprisingly spiffingly brittish.
    I knew he was a teacup!

    • @mandakhbaatar
      @mandakhbaatar Před 5 lety

      Same thought, it's probably him?

    • @gavinb8362
      @gavinb8362 Před 5 lety +2

      No, I'm prettysure it's him at 18:04 because that one was used in another video back a few days where he stated that he was on one of the images. Also it looks less Stock-image-y than all the others

  • @LucVNO
    @LucVNO Před 4 lety +8

    I enjoy your prattle, great content for playing in the background while doing something else.

  • @bigquazz3955
    @bigquazz3955 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Sims 3 was my favorite for the simple reason that you could personally control the characters, and you didn't have to point and click.
    Made the gameplay so much more fun when the characters weren't struggling to pathfind or randomly standing idle even while you have task in que.

  • @davidyusaku
    @davidyusaku Před 3 lety +2

    Ah yes, the classic pick"pocket"ing
    When i tried TS4 I was afraid that feature will be missing but after a long wait I finally see someone putting my bathtub in their pocket
    I'm glad now

  • @Youuuuuu
    @Youuuuuu Před 5 lety +9

    05:34 that is a suspicious looking stock image spiffing brit ;)

  • @ambeegaming76
    @ambeegaming76 Před 5 lety +26

    I feel bad for having a Coffee in front of me when I clicked on this.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Před 4 lety +7

      It's ok, almost all modern coffee is descended from a clipping of a coffee plant that was in the Queen's garden.

  • @devindowling1348
    @devindowling1348 Před 4 lety +10

    he actually predicted the future of 2019 as will smith became the genie :O

  • @aaronjafri9004
    @aaronjafri9004 Před 4 lety +3

    3:00 Oh my nostalgia I remember those. I didn't even play the Sims 3 that thing was just on Webkinz if you ever wanted to adopt a new Webkinz...

  • @gerihat-trick7634
    @gerihat-trick7634 Před 5 lety +5

    Has anyone ever wondered who took those photos? Like I want you to make a quizzical look..... Perfect 👌

  • @TheBloodRedDragon
    @TheBloodRedDragon Před 5 lety +15

    Don't you love when your computer is burning hot, then accidentally brushing your leg against it? And somehow get burns?

    • @terreliv
      @terreliv Před 5 lety +4

      My old laptop used to tan my knee rather painfully.

  • @humdinger874u
    @humdinger874u Před 3 lety +5

    Spiff is psychic. He knew that Will Smith would be a genie.

  • @_lun4r_
    @_lun4r_ Před 2 lety +13

    i see you have the issue where the game recording is dark
    you can fix this by recording a borderless windowed mode window instead

  • @LZ_
    @LZ_ Před 5 lety +9

    Love the spiffco stock images

  • @superanimeniac
    @superanimeniac Před 5 lety +5

    Canadian here: I went out and bought a big box of Yorkshire tea SPECIFICALLY because of you. I think I can go through a cup or 3 during your video!

  • @Koichifirst
    @Koichifirst Před 4 lety +4

    AHHHH finaly i can enjoy Sir Spiff's videos how they intended, i received my batch of Yorkshire Tea :D

  • @tyronorxy5646
    @tyronorxy5646 Před rokem +5

    The Spiffing Brit: "I love swimming pools..."
    Veteran Sims players: "Oh no..."

  • @HappyfoxBiz
    @HappyfoxBiz Před 2 lety +26

    yea, I just launched it today and it was almost as brutal to my computer as Surviving Mars, it even overheated my CPU to the point of failsafe shut down.

    • @Errorcutive
      @Errorcutive Před 2 lety

      Spec ?

    • @Llyissibel
      @Llyissibel Před 2 lety +1

      I am a bit late but the FPS is probably not capped! The Sims 3 can run at many hunderds fps if it's not capped because the game does not have an in game setting for it, but 60 fps is more than enough to run it smoothly. Mine was running at around 700 fps till I capped it in the Nvidia control panel, my laptop had a real bad time.. 😂

    • @maddiefetters6001
      @maddiefetters6001 Před rokem

      I play the full ts3 game on my tiny 200 dollar laptop what are y’all doing 😭

  • @craigvanderwoude9110
    @craigvanderwoude9110 Před 5 lety +3

    i can't wait for the pat on the back. Thanks Spiff!

  • @daddybatz5774
    @daddybatz5774 Před 4 lety

    I'm sorry, but I absolutely love your channel. You are easily the most entertaining person on youtube!

  • @slutty_vampire
    @slutty_vampire Před 3 lety +1

    The Sims 3 is my Oblivion, like, I just love this game so much
    Their potato faces, the musics, the UI, the animations, the life aspiration, the personalities of Sims (favorite dish/colour/music), of course the open world and yeah, I have so much fond memories, this game is such a big part of my childhood.
    .
    Funny enough, on my old ass potato laptop from 2007 the Sims 3 were running fine. I never had a crash, bugs nor glitches in over couple hundreds of hours so yeah, maybe the crashes and technical difficulties are due to retroactive compatibility ?