in this episode Poland has Wagner and Belarus doing "training" along their border, after Russia tells Poland to be thankful for the land Stalin gave to them. the shelling continues in Odessa.
Poland: Well, since we don't have to worry about Geneva Conventions, we're fumigating to get rid of Wagner. Russia/Belarus/Wagner: Fumigating? Poland: Oh, yes, and it's a new way to fumigate to get rid of pests using mustard gas. Russia: This is war crime against our people. Poland: But I thought Wagner wasn't a part of Russia.
We survived 100 years of occupation so we can survive anything. Always same 3 countries every fucking time, along with WW1 and WW2. First Partition of Poland - 1772 - Russia, Prussia and Austria. Second partition of Poland - 1793. - Russia, Prussia. Third Partition of Poland - 1795 - Russia, Prussia and Austria.
@@pawekielar8117 Poland was never a speed bump. They were fighting the blitzkrieg to a standstill in 1939. Only when the back-stabbing Soviets joined in were the Poles defeated. What about 1956 rebellion? And anybody heard of Lech Walesa? The man who started the fall of the Soviet house of cards? Anybody who underestimates the Poles is a fool.
@@varshavianka848you are just blindly sharing a stupid myth created by the nazis and then built upon by soviets. Polish cavalry in 1939 did not attack any tanks, but rather they used horses to transport troops and anti-tank cannons. Even wikipedia says that.
Yeah... Russia wasn't threatened AT ALL by the USA wanting to intergrate Ukraine into NATO when the USA promised never to incorporate former warsaw members into NATO. We all know NATO is the USA's tool against Russia... so of course Russia reacted causing this horrible war because Russai doesn't want USA missiles on their border in Ukraine, which would have happened when ukraine was intergrated into Nato by the USA
I mean, Wagner was integrated into the command structure of the Russian Ministry of Defense, and were Uniformed Combatants fighting for the Russians in Ukraine. That makes them a Russian (para-)military force, and as such, an invasion into Poland an act of war against Poland, and as such all of Nato, committed by the Russian Federation.
NATO is supposed to be a self-defense (for lack of a better word) pact. But Poland started sending weapons to Kiev. That means they are participating in the war already, and cannot claim self-defense
@@silverletter4551So are the United States. I assure you that the US isn't participating in the war though. If they were, Moscow wouldn't be held by the orcs anymore
@@playerguy2 And military weapons and training much superior to Russias. Plus Russia already used up a lot of experienced fighters in Ukraine and they're sending emirates with a couple weeks training to battle so I dont see much chance of Russia of doing much with a conventional war strategy.
Not to mention that according to oryx documented losses Russia is at a 4:1 attrition rate with Ukraine and would absolutely not be able to handle any NATO country on a second front and especially not Poland who is about to become the biggest army in the EU.
no worries. we don't care about race/religion as long your not making it your only personality trait and try play race card all the time. as long you let other people live your good. yes some may look at you weird like 10x normal suspicious look but if you prove to just do your stuff and not preach and get into their face with " you shouldn't look at me like that only because I'm ......... (race/religion)" you soon will notice that they look like that on all people, not just you. we are suspicious of all. just have your life and you will soon reach: we don't care about that person look.
I wish my government (UK) would stop dancing around the idea of funding our forces and leave us unequipped and vastly outnumbered and actually increase the funding like every other fucking European nation realising that what’s going on is a very real threat but my government more wants to be a reactive force than a passive force by which point it will be too late.
To share my part of this as a german, we are not sorry in a way of feeling we our selves are guilty. We ain‘t. Our grandfathers were. But we often feel responsebility to make sure others don‘t repeat our grandfathers mistakes. It‘s a difference
@@identity7536I'm from Poland. I like Germans and I hope Germans as a nation won't make mistake and reborn demons of the past. (Afd 20 percentage support looks fckin scary for me).
No wonder, in Poland we even like to add spirit to tea, so... different things can happen after such an addition ;) (Old school tea drinking with "electricity".)
@@rebel6301Soldier, military engineer, fought for the US during the Revolutionary War, helped build West Point, and eventually went back to Poland, and did more military service.
After all the invasions Poland has gone through throughout history, they have 100% earned the right to tell possible invaders to fuck around and find out. Let’s freakin go, Poland. Big ups from Texas.
Polish people need to stop fucking around because they are in for a rude awakening if they are lucky. Another partitioning if they are not xD Stomping of their chest and throwing shit around like other nation were actually scared of them xD
Germany: vhat ve are not raising any ship off the ocean floor. Huh vhy do ve all these ping pong balls?....what we do in the privacy of our homes and red light districts are none of concerns😅
That "Battle" only lasted for 4 hours. But in those 4 hours, Russia learned that America has learned and perfected the German Blitzkrieg tactics. In short, America launched everything it had in the area on those silly little Russians. Well, not everything they didn't use their nukes, But they did use everything else and that is a lot.
I’ve met and spoken to a few poles over the last 2 years. A few were in the military. If their anything to go by then Polands literally daring Wagner to make a move.
for now it's only hybrid provokations. I don't doubt bravery of Poland, but their foe while small in numbers has rich experience. Syria, Africa and most importantly the Ukraine. not to mention all the previous wars their core took part in. Oh and march on Moscow, yeah this one too. While NATO standarts and spendings are good, experience matters. But I don't want to fearmonger, because all they can do now in my opinion is hybrid actions. Also I doubt they will be sending their best to these missions. most likely it will be Belarussians (thosd dumb enough to trust wagner).
@@user-ti4bm4md5y Wagner , at least some, may have years of experience but without heavy equipment the polish Air Force and IFV’s would make quick work of any direct infantry attack. Even if they brought heavy equipment, it wouldn’t be in any number to even threaten let alone challenge that of the polish army. They lucked out in the March to Moscow since much of Russia either supported or were neutral in their March and Putin had emptied most of Russias standing army in the region to fight in Ukraine. Same with Syria where they had the equipment of the Syrian gvt (much of it supplied by Moscow) to back them up. Wagner made a play at a Syrian Oil field where American Special forces where stationed, and got decimated because they didn’t have the equipment to match our air power. I imagine any incursion to Poland to end the same way. By the time the NATO rapid response force showed up at the scene , they might make in time to help the poles stuff what’s left of the Wagner soldiers into boxes and send them back to Moscow wholesale. WAGNERS only card to play is hybrid warefare, but from what I’ve been told there’s many in the polish military begging for an excuse to take a more….direct role in the Ukraine conflict. Let’s hope WAGNERS smarter than providing that reason.
@@Kalmaro4152Watch ruzzua and belarus complaining about "evil polish terrorist killing real terrorists on their own land. We should invade them for it."
Polsha is considered offensive by us, Poles. It's literally the Russian word for Poland/Polska. It's ok when a Russophone uses this word because it's natural for them but in any other context it's definitely offensive.
Visit the Poland Then! God Bless America and God Bless Poland, 2 of three greatest countries in worlds (third is ofc Hungary, So love to our Hungarian Brothers!)
I think this needs to be said: - I'm polish. - all Belarussians I know are the nicest, funniest, most modest and hard working people around. - they tried to fight for their freedom and hopefuly it's not over yet! - free Belarus!
This US Veteran is also very proud of Poland. To think... 40 years ago my father was stationed in West Germany and may have had to fought Poles... now my members of my family still in the military may be called to fight along side them.
@@jackclark1994Only had to fight them because of communism* Tbh a 7 Days to the River Rhine scenario would probably see Poland, Czechoslovakia, and Hungary immediately switching sides and the front immediately collapsing.
Yeah didn't we use some artillery, a couple fighter-bombers and like 4 choppers and squad wiped almost 500 men and armored vehicles? I think the final count was they were left with 1 tank and lost 300 men....and our 1 casualty was a sprained ankle lol.
Syria: Mass Murderer America. Russia and Belarus: Don't look at us, it's on Syria. America: what? All I did was bomb the country for regime change! Isis: You John are gullible for believing that the Airforce was getting rid of us. Hail the United Satanists of America!
Oh, it's so much worse than that, really. Read up on not just Polish, but the region's history in general, and you start to feel like nothing Poland might or might not do to Russia would ever really be anything but a "reasonably response".
As one a citizen of one of the nations that invited polish refugees during ww2 into our country, im proud of poland you guys really bounced back after ww2 and fall of ussr, you guys are amazing
Fun fact. Not WW2 (although there was one for WW2 in Windsor, Ontario if I'm not wrong) but there was a WW1 Polish military training camp in Niagara-on-the-lake. The enclosure in the city's cemetery where 20 polish soldiers rest is actually considered polish sovereign soil.
@@illbeyourmonster1959 Not really. Texas used to be a spanish colony, spain used to be ruled by the Habsburgs of the Holy Roman Empire with their imperial seat in Vienna, Austria. Poland was previously ruled by a Hungarian king, Hungary used to be part of the Austro-Hungarian empire. Poland also used to be ruled by a saxon king, Saxony was part of the HRE. You see... not so distant a mother. ... but then again. With all the "co-mingling" that's been going on in European royal families I wouldn't be surprised if half of Poland and half of Texas were direct decendants of Charlemagne.
Are they referring to the missles that Ukraine shot into Poland, tried to blame on Russia, and got called out on once the tail numbers on the unexploded munitions were identified?
I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it. On December 16, 2022, the Russian Ch-55 crossed the Polish-Belarusian border and crashed near Bydgoszcz. Ukrainian anti-aircraft missile crash on November 15, 2022, as you can see, only a month has passed since these two accidents, our government tried to keep it a secret. In Poland, the public learned about the missile in May 2023@@TheBobVova
@jimmyg3835 well you could say if they did and Russia doesn't claim they ordered it. I can see poland declare Wagner a terrorist group and Geneva strongly worded opinions no longer apply to them
@@jimmyg3835I saw in the news today that the Wankers wanted to leave Belarus and go to Rzeszów, but Lukasjenko did not let them leave. I wonder if the polish borderguards would have let them in... Especially as NATO seems to have pretty large installations in the area... 😂
So glad that Arturh Rehl featured part of this in one of his vids. Made me go looking for the source, and here I am...binge watching and laughing. Keep up the great work.
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth came to an end in the late 18th century. It was effectively dissolved through a series of partitions between 1772 and 1795. The partitioning countries that played a significant role in ending the Commonwealth were Russia, Prussia, and Austria, which divided and annexed its territories. This led to the disappearance of the Commonwealth as a sovereign state.
Poland getting to be the most based American ally honestly has me shedding a few tears, and I'm part German/Polish so this is a win win. The rest of NATO needs to take note.
Poland is spearheading a Renaissance for social conservatism, rearmament, and Christian values in an otherwise darkening Europe. I frankly think this is the zenith of post-USSR Poland, and it makes me proud to see their unashamed defense of their land and people. I give it twenty years before the people in charge die out and they let all the Muslims and sodomites in like everyone else.
Yup, Poland was also France’s and Britains’s biggest “ally” in 1939 and what happened? Oh yes, they left them for Germany to invade them, people never learn from history i see…
The Poles have been the most die-hard US allies since they regained their independence. I've been seeing them everywhere around the world under the SFOR, IFOR and KFOR forces. Pretty solid guys.
@@cooolek2126 i wouldn't trust too much in NATO "help" when Russia comes. "oh you're under attack by Russia?" here, have these outdated Bradleys and M113 APCs, try nt to lose the war
If you consider that West Point U.S service academy was planned and build by Tadeusz Kościuszko, who was a Pole, and fought on the US side during the revolutionary war, and Kazimierz Pułaski who also was Polish nobleman, is a "father of American cavarly"- yes, American soldiers learned to fight on horseback from a Polish noble - Poles had long cavarly traditions and has one of the best mounted units in history. Even in Napoleon's army one of the best cavalry units where Polish Chevau-léger, light cavarly, part of the Imperial guard - most elite troops Napoleon had. Then your conclusion of spiritual brother county can be valid.
It's not the feeling. This is reality. Ca. 10mln of USA citizens are PL-descendants. It's 1/6th of global PL population :P Almost everyone here has some closer or further relatives in USA. It would be just unnatural for PL to be against USA, it would be betrayal of family ties (which are v. important here). That's why our presence in soviet bloc was such an aberration and historical mistake...
Anyone else remember that time when Poland decided the Third Rule of War, "Never Invade Russia in the Winter", was more a suggestion, and full took over Moscow? In Winter
Belarus: Wagner is a private military company, not part of the Russian Federation. Poland: So does that mean I get to obliterate them with extreme prejudice, while not needing to worry about international repercussions?
Nothing but respect for Poland. Everyone's heard that old saying that those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Well, look no further than Poland to see the best possible example of people who remember history very well. No one in Europe tried harder to defend themselves with no notice and then to be overran by the Soviets and be occupied for 45+ years, they haven't forgotten Sh1t! and now not only flexing more muscle than the rest of Europe combined but still building so they can help defend some of their weaker neighbors. Mega respect. If I had to move to another country it would be Poland.
@@freelancerthe2561 Yeah, as someone who lived in Texas for two decades: Polish settlers were a _huge_ influence. That fact is pretty well-known to Texans, it’s just not well-known outside the state.
@@KingJohnMichael It's because Mexico was giving something around 5k acres per family with almost no taxes and the climate was akin to southern Europe. It kind of overlapped a perfect window of refugees, word of letter, and free resources/great climate in the 1800's.
@@regiiigvdvd2842 Destroy the enemy with overwhelming firepower. There's an insane amount of military equipment in Poland and a lot of it is the most modern stuff available on the planet.
I know that's a meme and you mean well, but it is a bit hurtful. It feels rough we Poles always get judged by how we got fucked in WWII. We're a 1000+ year old nation, man. Right before WWII we had the 1930 Polish-Soviet war and Poland won that one. And it's just one of many wars with Russia that Poland won. We even held Moscow for a few years. We won wars against the Germans, the Swedes, we crushed the Ottomans. For a few hundred years we've literally been the bigest nation in Europe. We're not some little guy that has just learned how to defend himself from the bullies. We're the big guy that has been severely fucked over by a coalition of his neighbors and we're rebuilding. Even Russians admit that there are two empire-building nations among the slavic people: us and them. They believe our project failed and their project succeeded, by I wouldn't be so sure about that. Because when we are left alone we grow and prosper. When they are left alone they crumble. And we might not be the most beloved nation, but we have friendly relations with our neighbours and always try to push for cooperation, while even the russian allies hate russia with a passion.
It would be cool if in one of your future vids/clips you mentioned that how out of all (european) nato members, poland was one of the few thag actually EXCEDED the 2% military defense spending line
Neat fact about where I live. One of our more famous residents was Polands first head of state when they gained independence for the first time. He planted a type of grapes on his ranch that are still grown here today. Cheers to Poland and our sister city of Tarnów.
A Pole is the one who selected the hill we fought on in the battle of Saratoga, and thus was the reason the french decided we were worth supporting. without the poles, there is no US. love ya guys.
To be fair to Poland and that area in general they've always put up a fight it just wasnt enough since they tended to get ganged up on by every major power in the area. Theirs a reason why the polish Lithuania commonwealth was a thing and why the other powers in the area worked together to destroy it.
Are you kidding me, that's how you calling US imperialism? You don't understand, they want to enslave you all, sadly russians were first to understand that, and they're making Russians look like Hitler, wake up! Banish NATO, it's evil
Yeah... Russia wasn't threatened AT ALL by the USA wanting to intergrate Ukraine into NATO when the USA promised never to incorporate former warsaw members into NATO. We all know NATO is the USA's tool against Russia... so of course Russia reacted causing this horrible war because Russai doesn't want USA missiles on their border in Ukraine, which would have happened when ukraine was intergrated into Nato by the USA
As a Pole. I would like to thank the USA for a great volleyball final game in the Nations League Cup. You had us in the first half, I won't lie. But Volleyball is to Poland, what Football is to the USA
Wagner: We're not part of Russia.
Poland: So I *DON'T* need to worry about the Geneva Conventions?
Wagner:..wait, whut?
America: He's learning.
Canada: I’m so proud of him
Won't be the first time Wagner has prompted a "Oh they're NOT yours? So you don't mind if I rain six kinds of hell on them?"
@@bloodsportsman1 Ah Conoco Fields. Good Times.
Poland: Well, since we don't have to worry about Geneva Conventions, we're fumigating to get rid of Wagner.
Russia/Belarus/Wagner: Fumigating?
Poland: Oh, yes, and it's a new way to fumigate to get rid of pests using mustard gas.
Russia: This is war crime against our people.
Poland: But I thought Wagner wasn't a part of Russia.
Please make it canada
Remember, Poland will have its borders. Even if it means they are on the last map humanity ever draws 😊
What does that mean? I would imagine that Armenia would be one of the last, not Poland
@@silverletter4551 that's just a small joke, but it means ,,no more loosing any war on our land". No more being a speed bump 😁
@@silverletter4551 Consider more deeply the implications of the second sentence.
We survived 100 years of occupation so we can survive anything.
Always same 3 countries every fucking time, along with WW1 and WW2.
First Partition of Poland - 1772 - Russia, Prussia and Austria.
Second partition of Poland - 1793. - Russia, Prussia.
Third Partition of Poland - 1795 - Russia, Prussia and Austria.
@@pawekielar8117 Poland was never a speed bump. They were fighting the blitzkrieg to a standstill in 1939. Only when the back-stabbing Soviets joined in were the Poles defeated. What about 1956 rebellion? And anybody heard of Lech Walesa? The man who started the fall of the Soviet house of cards? Anybody who underestimates the Poles is a fool.
I love when Poland's smile disappears after he says "fucking tea party" makes your spine tingle in anticipation
Definition of "wish a mother fucker would"
"In Poland we have enough land to bury any attacker" - Andrzej Duda, Polish president
"Don't scare, Don't scare, because you gonna shit yourself" also Andzej Duda, polish president
The Polish land has always been the burier of its own people, remember "Horses to Panzers" 1939? I think you understand the scheme
@@varshavianka848 "remember "Horses to Panzers" 1939?" ah yes, famous nazi propaganda that only morons still believe, yes, we remember. What about it?
Or as we call him in Poland, the Mad Dudu
@@varshavianka848you are just blindly sharing a stupid myth created by the nazis and then built upon by soviets. Polish cavalry in 1939 did not attack any tanks, but rather they used horses to transport troops and anti-tank cannons. Even wikipedia says that.
as a Polish American.
I am so proud.
Same
Please be a Polish American from Texas. You’d complete the meme
I am still surprised Poland loves America with a 93% approval rating considering it was America that let Poland be gobbled by the Soviets
As an American with Pol blood, same. Taken off the map several times and Poland still comes back!
same
I’ve been mentally debating to either send this man a gag gift or something heartfelt for way too long
I about a half and half, heartfelt gag gift
Same lmao
Do both
I been looking for a dildo in the shape of a patriot missile to send him
Send an F22 Model
Can confirm.
We are so proud of Poland. 🇵🇱
Outstanding force.
Love from Dallas, Texas 💙🇺🇲
Thanks mayor 😁 🇵🇱🤝🇺🇸
Yeah... Russia wasn't threatened AT ALL by the USA wanting to intergrate Ukraine into NATO when the USA promised never to incorporate former warsaw members into NATO. We all know NATO is the USA's tool against Russia... so of course Russia reacted causing this horrible war because Russai doesn't want USA missiles on their border in Ukraine, which would have happened when ukraine was intergrated into Nato by the USA
Outstanding? Not at all. In the future thought it will be probably even one of the top strongest military in world.
Come to help them. Wagners will be kind enough to bury you in polish land, lol
Go Russia Belarus and Wagner
That little smile after Poland replies with “there will be no survivors”, says it all.
I mean, Wagner was integrated into the command structure of the Russian Ministry of Defense, and were Uniformed Combatants fighting for the Russians in Ukraine. That makes them a Russian (para-)military force, and as such, an invasion into Poland an act of war against Poland, and as such all of Nato, committed by the Russian Federation.
Nononono You make too much sense with all of your technicalities and international law! The Kreml won't like that.
Putin dissolved Wagner as it was. So it technically no longer exists in Russia in any form. Man has plausible deniability.
NATO is supposed to be a self-defense (for lack of a better word) pact. But Poland started sending weapons to Kiev. That means they are participating in the war already, and cannot claim self-defense
Last time Poland went on "agressive" war, Russia had a reason for independence day.
@@silverletter4551So are the United States. I assure you that the US isn't participating in the war though. If they were, Moscow wouldn't be held by the orcs anymore
Poland’s never not spicy.
_"This time, the speed bump has teeth!"_
@@playerguy2 And military weapons and training much superior to Russias. Plus Russia already used up a lot of experienced fighters in Ukraine and they're sending emirates with a couple weeks training to battle so I dont see much chance of Russia of doing much with a conventional war strategy.
And Wagner is never not in fuck around mode.
Not to mention that according to oryx documented losses Russia is at a 4:1 attrition rate with Ukraine and would absolutely not be able to handle any NATO country on a second front and especially not Poland who is about to become the biggest army in the EU.
except for the entirety of their cuisine?
I’m not a white American, I’m Mexican but even I’m proud of Poland.
I'm not American, I'm Polish but even i'm proud of Poland
no worries. we don't care about race/religion as long your not making it your only personality trait and try play race card all the time. as long you let other people live your good.
yes some may look at you weird like 10x normal suspicious look but if you prove to just do your stuff and not preach and get into their face with " you shouldn't look at me like that only because I'm ......... (race/religion)" you soon will notice that they look like that on all people, not just you.
we are suspicious of all. just have your life and you will soon reach: we don't care about that person look.
As a dual citizen of united states and poland, this could not be a more accurate conversation from us and poland.
Poland and B52 are honestly becoming two of the best characters in this clusterfrag of a timeline in history.
What would they say to each other?
@@ThirdLawPair Poland officially extend invitation to about 25 of them to listen to war stories along some tea AND FOR NO OTHER REASON
Cluster frag? I see I found a fan of lobo.
But 22 is still best boy. The videos get 23.5% better whenever he shows up. I’ve counted.
Would you intercept me, I'd intercept me - f22
If Russia declared war, Poland would declare Open Season
It’s going to be pay back Moscow will be the new Warsaw
❤
🤣🤣🤣
@@ConsumptiveSoul Counterproposal: we give you some F-22s to keep, and you rename Moscow to New Florida
@@Aredel addendum to the proposal, the oblast that new Florida is in is renamed to new Ohio.
The joke about the Battle of Conoco Fields being a tea party has the same vibes as the "Simo sends his regards" joke.
“Vodka Flavor Dipshit”
Fucking lost it at that…
"I will make the battle of conoco field look like a fucking tea party" not gonna lie i started crying too. Im so proud of you poland.
Just a quick reminder than mercenaries are not protected under any international treaties. Poland has the green light to do whatever they want.
All good threats have something to do with tea.
Poland
Shush...
Wagner will not come to us if they know there is no coming back. 🤭
What was really meant: "I will make the battle of Kiska island look like a fucking tea party"
UK: Are you crying?! US: I'm just so unbelievably proud of him. The rest of NATO you need to listen, that's how you make a threat.
But that wasn't a threat. It was a promise, there's a difference.
And a promise you intend to keep is scarier than a threat you can't back up.
@@robertschumacher2707 Zgadza sie. xD
He’s just so proud of Little European Texas.☺️
I wish my government (UK) would stop dancing around the idea of funding our forces and leave us unequipped and vastly outnumbered and actually increase the funding like every other fucking European nation realising that what’s going on is a very real threat but my government more wants to be a reactive force than a passive force by which point it will be too late.
"I will make the battle of conoco fields look like a fucking tea party" had me dieing
As a German myself, I am unbelievably proud of Poland to bounce back after the atrocities committed.
Apologies and congrats from Berlin
It's cool man. You had nothing to do with that. Friends.
Stop apologizing, it's been almost 80 years. The **children** of people who were young adults during WW2 have mostly died of old age by now.
To share my part of this as a german, we are not sorry in a way of feeling we our selves are guilty. We ain‘t. Our grandfathers were. But we often feel responsebility to make sure others don‘t repeat our grandfathers mistakes. It‘s a difference
Get back lands Poland stole from you with Stalin's help after WWII. Or else you're not a true German.
@@identity7536I'm from Poland. I like Germans and I hope Germans as a nation won't make mistake and reborn demons of the past. (Afd 20 percentage support looks fckin scary for me).
Poland and the US have the most intense tea parties. "They were just sitting there, drinking tea...menacingly!"
No wonder, in Poland we even like to add spirit to tea, so... different things can happen after such an addition ;) (Old school tea drinking with "electricity".)
We'd both be bonding over our mutual love for Tadeusz Kosíuszko.
@@nightmarefanatic1819 i'm a little out of the loop, can you tell me who he is? never heard of him
Lmbo
@@rebel6301Soldier, military engineer, fought for the US during the Revolutionary War, helped build West Point, and eventually went back to Poland, and did more military service.
After all the invasions Poland has gone through throughout history, they have 100% earned the right to tell possible invaders to fuck around and find out. Let’s freakin go, Poland. Big ups from Texas.
You play too many video games.
As a polish guy whi was almost married te texas girl (we broke up but still have good relations) i must say i love texas people ;)
@@Barnaclebeardwhat is your response to all the Poles who feel the exact same way as this guy?
@@LiskowicStudios Thank you!
Polish people need to stop fucking around because they are in for a rude awakening if they are lucky. Another partitioning if they are not xD
Stomping of their chest and throwing shit around like other nation were actually scared of them xD
“Vodka-flavored dipshit” killed me 🤣
“Or should I call them Wanker” I swear to god that thought crossed my brain like a nanosecond before it was uttered in video 😂😂 these are great
"when in reality you can't get through our air defense so you picked somewhere else"
Ouch💀
Honestly Poland would wipe the floor with Belarus
And Russia, but yeah.
Russia placed nukes in Belarus because they knew how screwed they would be.
East Poland*
@@andrewrogers3067 I'd bet those Belarus nukes are the first thing the Poles go after.
Or, the first thing we let Raptor eat.
I know it is supposed to be "wipe the floor"... but "whip the floor" brings so much more fun visuals!
Czechs have an unfinished business with Russia about 1968, hahahahahahaha.
The 1919 Czechoslovak legions will serve a reminder if they wanna bug NATO
Okay, the best part of this video by FAR was the use of the phrase "vodka flavored dipsh*t" 😂😂
As a Polish person I love your polish impression. Keep it going!
Greetings from Estonia
в пакет прыгнешь ? :) Ваши "добровольцы" уже в неимоверных количествах пакетируются на Украине.
Agreed, it's pretty spot-on xD
@@A1exS Наши волонтеры в Украине фасуют российское мясо в пакеты :)
@@JakubFox-gk6pv потери как минимум 1к5 не в пользу Украины, если пшеки помогают Украине, то пакетируются вместе с ВСУшками
Wagner after making a slight navigational error:
"Why do I hear Sabaton playing?"
😍😍😍🤣😂🤣😍😍😍
Germany: vhat ve are not raising any ship off the ocean floor. Huh vhy do ve all these ping pong balls?....what we do in the privacy of our homes and red light districts are none of concerns😅
😊😊😊
(AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED-)
10 s later, wagner groups is like "ok why its now sounding like 200k angry polish guys are charging at us? 30 s later silance.....
“We will make the battle of Conoco Fields look like a tea party”
What’s Conoco Fields?
(*5min. later*)
Holy shit.
Poland reeaalllyy wants to "do the funni"😉
😂😂😂
That, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the definition of "Find out"
That "Battle" only lasted for 4 hours.
But in those 4 hours, Russia learned that America has learned and perfected the German Blitzkrieg tactics.
In short, America launched everything it had in the area on those silly little Russians.
Well, not everything they didn't use their nukes, But they did use everything else and that is a lot.
@@MsUltrafoxAmericans used a little more than necessary to erase someone/something from history.*
I just imagine Poland being like, "oh its not an act of war? No war, no war crimes."
you sound like our president now well done :D Love from Katowice Poland
I’ve met and spoken to a few poles over the last 2 years. A few were in the military. If their anything to go by then Polands literally daring Wagner to make a move.
for now it's only hybrid provokations. I don't doubt bravery of Poland, but their foe while small in numbers has rich experience. Syria, Africa and most importantly the Ukraine. not to mention all the previous wars their core took part in. Oh and march on Moscow, yeah this one too. While NATO standarts and spendings are good, experience matters.
But I don't want to fearmonger, because all they can do now in my opinion is hybrid actions. Also I doubt they will be sending their best to these missions. most likely it will be Belarussians (thosd dumb enough to trust wagner).
@@user-ti4bm4md5y Wagner , at least some, may have years of experience but without heavy equipment the polish Air Force and IFV’s would make quick work of any direct infantry attack. Even if they brought heavy equipment, it wouldn’t be in any number to even threaten let alone challenge that of the polish army. They lucked out in the March to Moscow since much of Russia either supported or were neutral in their March and Putin had emptied most of Russias standing army in the region to fight in Ukraine. Same with Syria where they had the equipment of the Syrian gvt (much of it supplied by Moscow) to back them up.
Wagner made a play at a Syrian Oil field where American Special forces where stationed, and got decimated because they didn’t have the equipment to match our air power. I imagine any incursion to Poland to end the same way.
By the time the NATO rapid response force showed up at the scene , they might make in time to help the poles stuff what’s left of the Wagner soldiers into boxes and send them back to Moscow wholesale.
WAGNERS only card to play is hybrid warefare, but from what I’ve been told there’s many in the polish military begging for an excuse to take a more….direct role in the Ukraine conflict. Let’s hope WAGNERS smarter than providing that reason.
As a Canadian, I got excited when Polsha said "and there will be no survivors". No quarter, my brothers.
And because they aren't part of a formal military... the Geneva Convention doesn't apply... :D
@@Kalmaro4152*geneva suggestion
@@Kalmaro4152Watch ruzzua and belarus complaining about "evil polish terrorist killing real terrorists on their own land. We should invade them for it."
Please don’t EVER call my country Polsha. Either Poland or Polska, nothing else.
Polsha is considered offensive by us, Poles. It's literally the Russian word for Poland/Polska. It's ok when a Russophone uses this word because it's natural for them but in any other context it's definitely offensive.
Russia: if we just do drills near them they will get scared
Poland: I am the DEFINITION of "give me a reason", just try me
The polish general in command: "Make my day, punk!" 😊
Poland's Status: Wishing a mf'er would.
At times like this the tried and true quote from Captain Picard comes to mind.
You may test that assumption at your earliest convenience.
@@peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 Turkey: Ok Kurwa dog.
@@damoclesecoe7184 Turkey: *will drag you into a haram and dress you as a girl*
I wish I was kidding. Turkey may be in this.
God I love Poland 🇵🇱 ❤🇺🇸
As an American of Polish ancestry...this explains so much of what I see at family reunions🤣
Then visit Poland, Then the whole country will feal like one big family reunion
Poland has been leveling up quietly for years in a mountain. I don’t want to imagine the bodies they will stack
And we are nowhere near done :)
So has Germany
Celts were known to stack the dead quite high as defensive walls, granted our main source of info is from the Romans who were fighting said Celts.
Oh, Sleeping Knights of the Giewont Mountain, we summon thee for the time of need for the Fatherland has come!
Enough to build a wall 300 style around their country.
_"That's how you make a threat"_
It's not a threat. It's a promise.
Proud to be a Polish American. niech żyje Polska! And God Bless the USA.
Amen!
Visit the Poland Then! God Bless America and God Bless Poland, 2 of three greatest countries in worlds (third is ofc Hungary, So love to our Hungarian Brothers!)
I think this needs to be said:
- I'm polish.
- all Belarussians I know are the nicest, funniest, most modest and hard working people around.
- they tried to fight for their freedom and hopefuly it's not over yet!
- free Belarus!
нахуй либерах, все мои пацаны уважают батьку
Kalinowski pułk!
Can't really free the country when its leader is one of the largest Putin's pets
We are already free, thank you
@@fqertexirte3054 Remind me how your last 'election' went. Was there even an opposition party?
This US Veteran is also very proud of Poland. To think... 40 years ago my father was stationed in West Germany and may have had to fought Poles... now my members of my family still in the military may be called to fight along side them.
only had to fight them because of conscription.
@@jackclark1994Only had to fight them because of communism*
Tbh a 7 Days to the River Rhine scenario would probably see Poland, Czechoslovakia, and Hungary immediately switching sides and the front immediately collapsing.
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701and launching all nukes they stored in Poland…
@@Jizzzmani There were Soviet nukes in Hungary also
@@JizzzmaniLaunching them at Moscow, probably.
Poland: "It's good time."
F-22 in the background, salivating: "Oh, it is gonna be a real good time. Daddy gets to eat."
Turkey: If you want Kharov, I will start crap
Poland: ?
Turkey: Evet.
We've got Raptors on the tarmac at Rammstein that could be enforcing a no-fly zone over Warsaw in less time than it takes to get a pizza delivered.
"vodka flavord dipshit" The best description of Russia I've ever heard!
As an American who wants to live in Poland, this makes me want to live in Poland more.
You're more than welcome. Just make sure you read up how messy things have gotten for the LGBTQ community before you make a decision. Sorry, for that.
Man the only guns we can have is Black powder
You'll like it here :))))
To be fair, the US Airforce probably thought the battle of Conoco Fields was a tea party. Wagner mercs might have a different take, though.
They remember it as an unwilling Salsa competition.
Perhaps the reenactment of the battle of Narva back on 1700
Yeah didn't we use some artillery, a couple fighter-bombers and like 4 choppers and squad wiped almost 500 men and armored vehicles? I think the final count was they were left with 1 tank and lost 300 men....and our 1 casualty was a sprained ankle lol.
Syria: Mass Murderer America.
Russia and Belarus: Don't look at us, it's on Syria.
America: what? All I did was bomb the country for regime change!
Isis: You John are gullible for believing that the Airforce was getting rid of us. Hail the United Satanists of America!
@@davidjohnson5527 Wipped out 500 Syrians....
I hate this war. And I hate its supporters, may they be drained of looking their best....
I can understand Poland is so hostile
When you get double teamed by two superpowers it's on sight really
And then left to fend for yourself by all the other powers.
@@ThirdLawPairFrance and England deserve so much more hate for that.
@@ThirdLawPair its a soviet lie, please stop spreading it
@@talleywa5772 no they dont, once again, please dont spread russian lies
Oh, it's so much worse than that, really. Read up on not just Polish, but the region's history in general, and you start to feel like nothing Poland might or might not do to Russia would ever really be anything but a "reasonably response".
As a Polish American Texan. I couldn't be more proud.
European Texan American Texan?
I’m laughing so hard it hurts to laugh! This was amazing thank you for this content! I love this so much
As one a citizen of one of the nations that invited polish refugees during ww2 into our country,
im proud of poland
you guys really bounced back after ww2 and fall of ussr, you guys are amazing
Thank you, that means a lot ♥
Fun fact. Not WW2 (although there was one for WW2 in Windsor, Ontario if I'm not wrong) but there was a WW1 Polish military training camp in Niagara-on-the-lake. The enclosure in the city's cemetery where 20 polish soldiers rest is actually considered polish sovereign soil.
They bounced back from charging tanks on horseback with sabers, but yes, I'm proud of them, too.
Thank you. Can you tell what the nation is?
@@lokei1326cool, but it never happened 😊
Poland is like the USA's little European brother hitting puberty
Tsxas brother from another mother.
@@illbeyourmonster1959 Not really. Texas used to be a spanish colony, spain used to be ruled by the Habsburgs of the Holy Roman Empire with their imperial seat in Vienna, Austria.
Poland was previously ruled by a Hungarian king, Hungary used to be part of the Austro-Hungarian empire. Poland also used to be ruled by a saxon king, Saxony was part of the HRE.
You see... not so distant a mother.
... but then again. With all the "co-mingling" that's been going on in European royal families I wouldn't be surprised if half of Poland and half of Texas were direct decendants of Charlemagne.
@@myonline1985You should take a look at how much of Texas's white population comes from central and eastern Europe.
Well, it does help that Lockheed Martin is setup in Poland. Stop loss the troops to protect American armament factories in Poland.
Nah, European Texas, f*ck around and find out mentality with crap loads of US weapons and training.
Are they referring to the missles that Ukraine shot into Poland, tried to blame on Russia, and got called out on once the tail numbers on the unexploded munitions were identified?
You know that a Russian cruise missile crashed near one of our provincial capital, right?
@@arturbonkowski4503 It was Ukies AA-rocket.
I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it. On December 16, 2022, the Russian Ch-55 crossed the Polish-Belarusian border and crashed near Bydgoszcz. Ukrainian anti-aircraft missile crash on November 15, 2022, as you can see, only a month has passed since these two accidents, our government tried to keep it a secret. In Poland, the public learned about the missile in May 2023@@TheBobVova
As a Pole I say this is accurate af
Greetings from Estonia
As an American, I'm crying tears of joy.
"You do training along my border, I do training along my border, it's good time"
😆
lets hope that the wagoner grup dose somethin
@jimmyg3835 well you could say if they did and Russia doesn't claim they ordered it. I can see poland declare Wagner a terrorist group and Geneva strongly worded opinions no longer apply to them
They can do a joint training exercise ;)
@@jimmyg3835I saw in the news today that the Wankers wanted to leave Belarus and go to Rzeszów, but Lukasjenko did not let them leave. I wonder if the polish borderguards would have let them in... Especially as NATO seems to have pretty large installations in the area... 😂
@@peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 they would let them in, cant just leave bodies to rot can we?
Reminds me of Finland.
“SIMO sends his regards.”
hellyeah
So glad that Arturh Rehl featured part of this in one of his vids. Made me go looking for the source, and here I am...binge watching and laughing. Keep up the great work.
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth came to an end in the late 18th century. It was effectively dissolved through a series of partitions between 1772 and 1795. The partitioning countries that played a significant role in ending the Commonwealth were Russia, Prussia, and Austria, which divided and annexed its territories. This led to the disappearance of the Commonwealth as a sovereign state.
Poland is the little brother we never knew we needed... Godspeed!
Amen!
We can't be little brothers.
We are almost 800 year's older.
@@bullet1544actually we 1057 year old.
Nah, we're no one's little brother. Poland is a she in our mother tongue. Also we were winning wars long before the US was a spark in anyone's eye
America was find on 1500 year but Poland is from 500 year and who is grower?
Poland getting to be the most based American ally honestly has me shedding a few tears, and I'm part German/Polish so this is a win win. The rest of NATO needs to take note.
Poland is spearheading a Renaissance for social conservatism, rearmament, and Christian values in an otherwise darkening Europe. I frankly think this is the zenith of post-USSR Poland, and it makes me proud to see their unashamed defense of their land and people.
I give it twenty years before the people in charge die out and they let all the Muslims and sodomites in like everyone else.
Yup, Poland was also France’s and Britains’s biggest “ally” in 1939 and what happened? Oh yes, they left them for Germany to invade them, people never learn from history i see…
The Poles have been the most die-hard US allies since they regained their independence. I've been seeing them everywhere around the world under the SFOR, IFOR and KFOR forces. Pretty solid guys.
@@djarma_4209 1. They declared war 2. Different times 3. NATO has troops in Poland so they WILL help
@@cooolek2126 i wouldn't trust too much in NATO "help" when Russia comes. "oh you're under attack by Russia?" here, have these outdated Bradleys and M113 APCs, try nt to lose the war
your videos never failes to make me laugh xD
I learn more about geopolitics on this channel than from from ANY new outlet.
Absolutely dying at “Vodka flavored dipshit”
The absolute casual nature of it got me, just tossing it in like a comma.
As an American, I gotta say, I feel like Poland is a spiritual brother country. I love them so much.
If you consider that West Point U.S service academy was planned and build by Tadeusz Kościuszko, who was a Pole, and fought on the US side during the revolutionary war, and Kazimierz Pułaski who also was Polish nobleman, is a "father of American cavarly"- yes, American soldiers learned to fight on horseback from a Polish noble - Poles had long cavarly traditions and has one of the best mounted units in history. Even in Napoleon's army one of the best cavalry units where Polish Chevau-léger, light cavarly, part of the Imperial guard - most elite troops Napoleon had.
Then your conclusion of spiritual brother county can be valid.
Not to mention neo nazis and stopping refugees at the border...you could be twins
It's not the feeling. This is reality. Ca. 10mln of USA citizens are PL-descendants. It's 1/6th of global PL population :P
Almost everyone here has some closer or further relatives in USA.
It would be just unnatural for PL to be against USA, it would be betrayal of family ties (which are v. important here).
That's why our presence in soviet bloc was such an aberration and historical mistake...
We love americans as well my brother stay safe 😄👌🏻
@@trollfake9578as someone whose great grandparents came over to the US from Poland I agree with this statement
I like your content and attitude. But these are my favorites. Keep it up.
This channel has single handedly boosted my respect for Poland lol
DAMN I LOVE POLAND 🇵🇱
Poland is fun
European Texas.
🇺🇸❤️🇵🇱
As a Hungarian, I know what an unhinged Poland looks like
If I was not Hungarian, I might not know, because I'd be dead
AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVEDDDD
Brother
Yup. Our spirit animal is Florida men.
Hungary, I hope you will be with us.
😂
@@AmiRa-wj9jt our government is run by ethno nationalists morons who control the media so… thankfully not all of us are hateful to Ukrainians
I want my history lessons to be this entertaining 😂
"That's how you make a threat."
Anyone else remember that time when Poland decided the Third Rule of War, "Never Invade Russia in the Winter", was more a suggestion, and full took over Moscow?
In Winter
Polish-Muscovite War. Probably what made the French think they could do it
Yeah, not many ppl remember that. And we can do it again if we want to.
Ah yes. Other countries were like, "Oh, it's too cold."
Polend went, " We brought gloves."😂
@@iamatoaster2693 And will loose land when lacking men.
They want Ukraine, not Russian land.....
Lvov and Galicia.
@@adolfushitler9402 buahahah we don't need any land but if stupid Russian will try we will take what is ours and a bit of reparation for ww2 ;)
Belarus: Wagner is a private military company, not part of the Russian Federation.
Poland: So does that mean I get to obliterate them with extreme prejudice, while not needing to worry about international repercussions?
This channel goes to show how production cost does not reflect the value, i love this shit. Keep up this awesome theme mate love it!.
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Nothing but respect for Poland. Everyone's heard that old saying that those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Well, look no further than Poland to see the best possible example of people who remember history very well. No one in Europe tried harder to defend themselves with no notice and then to be overran by the Soviets and be occupied for 45+ years, they haven't forgotten Sh1t! and now not only flexing more muscle than the rest of Europe combined but still building so they can help defend some of their weaker neighbors. Mega respect. If I had to move to another country it would be Poland.
Poland isn't making threats. Those are promises.
European bugaloo 2022 and onwards.
The Poles are the Europwan equivalent of Mandalorians
@@ChaplainPhantasm that is an excellent description
@@ChaplainPhantasm Yep, hating Russkies? This is the way!
@@ChaplainPhantasm Well, Poles are currently something that has many sharp teeths and really bad temper!
Now announcing plans for Kotek's Moscow Vacation.
Given their long history in European warfare, especially with what happed in WW2, how could Poland not be spicy???
Way to go European Texas!
Texas is just Poland's 2nd cousin. Someone else posted the lineage, and a lot of stuff starts to line up.
@@freelancerthe2561 Yeah, as someone who lived in Texas for two decades: Polish settlers were a _huge_ influence. That fact is pretty well-known to Texans, it’s just not well-known outside the state.
@@nw42lot of Germans in Texas too Wierdly enough considering the diefferent climate
@@KingJohnMichael It's because Mexico was giving something around 5k acres per family with almost no taxes and the climate was akin to southern Europe. It kind of overlapped a perfect window of refugees, word of letter, and free resources/great climate in the 1800's.
“Poland will have its borders, even if they’re on the last map humanity ever draws”
Beautiful video :D
You just have to love Poland. They've gone from being a historical speed bump to something you really don't want to anger.
My apartment complex has speed bumps like Poland in the parking lot.
I'm starting to get tired of getting my muffler scraped driving my SUV.
After all, if they get angry they will do... what?
@@regiiigvdvd2842 Destroy the enemy with overwhelming firepower. There's an insane amount of military equipment in Poland and a lot of it is the most modern stuff available on the planet.
I know that's a meme and you mean well, but it is a bit hurtful. It feels rough we Poles always get judged by how we got fucked in WWII. We're a 1000+ year old nation, man. Right before WWII we had the 1930 Polish-Soviet war and Poland won that one. And it's just one of many wars with Russia that Poland won. We even held Moscow for a few years. We won wars against the Germans, the Swedes, we crushed the Ottomans. For a few hundred years we've literally been the bigest nation in Europe. We're not some little guy that has just learned how to defend himself from the bullies. We're the big guy that has been severely fucked over by a coalition of his neighbors and we're rebuilding. Even Russians admit that there are two empire-building nations among the slavic people: us and them. They believe our project failed and their project succeeded, by I wouldn't be so sure about that. Because when we are left alone we grow and prosper. When they are left alone they crumble. And we might not be the most beloved nation, but we have friendly relations with our neighbours and always try to push for cooperation, while even the russian allies hate russia with a passion.
@@dickbison There are more armies and equipment in Ukraine than in Poland, but for some reason the Russian army is still in Zaporozhye🤷
Never thought I'd turn into a Poland Stan but here I am.
🇵🇱🤜🤛🇺🇸
It would be cool if in one of your future vids/clips you mentioned that how out of all (european) nato members, poland was one of the few thag actually EXCEDED the 2% military defense spending line
Love these clips^-^
Neat fact about where I live. One of our more famous residents was Polands first head of state when they gained independence for the first time. He planted a type of grapes on his ranch that are still grown here today. Cheers to Poland and our sister city of Tarnów.
What is your city? My Grandparents came from Tarnów Rzeszów area. I find it fascinating there is a sister city.
Please tell me there is a wine of these grapes. I... ah.. a friend who might be a damn ozzie needs to know!
@@auntyentity2645 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paso_Robles,_California here's the wiki for our city.
@@amorphoussolid8512 there most certainly is ! zinfandel wine is one of our specialty here in Paso Robles
@@sanguiniusonvacation1803 I didn't know that Paderewski was in this place, thanks u.
A Pole is the one who selected the hill we fought on in the battle of Saratoga, and thus was the reason the french decided we were worth supporting. without the poles, there is no US. love ya guys.
The polish reaction also brought a proud tear to my eye.
It's a war crime that this short doesn't have more likes. Lol I love this wonderful content.
Bro you need an Emmy ASAPPP!!!!!! Can we vote for this or something. This is genius....
I am very proud of Poland they were a punching bag for years soon they are the ones who will get to do the punching
Punching the russians bags...
@@phillip6083 the sack shredder 9000
they raise them so well *wipes away nonexistent tear*
Greetings to all Americans! Especially Polish Americans. You may not speak Polish, but we share the same blood and soul ❤ European Texas 💪
Remember guys, Geneva sugestion doesn't protect this guys
*tanc a lelek intensifies*
Get it Poland 🇵🇱 and don’t be Europe’s speed bump/personal stomping ground. I have Polish friends and those folks are resilient, and smart.
To be fair to Poland and that area in general they've always put up a fight it just wasnt enough since they tended to get ganged up on by every major power in the area. Theirs a reason why the polish Lithuania commonwealth was a thing and why the other powers in the area worked together to destroy it.
“Please show it to the the vodka flavored dipshit.” 🤣 I woke the house up with my laughing on that one.
Freaking. Comedy. Gold. Don’t ever stop making videos!!!!
I love how the US has basically adopted Poland and is a proud parent in these skits.
Adopted? Chap, Poland is one of the reasons why US exist in the first place, not to mention 4 times older than US
You should know that US flag is based off an emblem of a polish village
Are you kidding me, that's how you calling US imperialism? You don't understand, they want to enslave you all, sadly russians were first to understand that, and they're making Russians look like Hitler, wake up! Banish NATO, it's evil
@@MotivationSHCUMahahahhahahahahahahah
Yeah... Russia wasn't threatened AT ALL by the USA wanting to intergrate Ukraine into NATO when the USA promised never to incorporate former warsaw members into NATO. We all know NATO is the USA's tool against Russia... so of course Russia reacted causing this horrible war because Russai doesn't want USA missiles on their border in Ukraine, which would have happened when ukraine was intergrated into Nato by the USA
Ghost of Ottoman janisary to Wagner merc: "First time?"
Ghost of 35k Russian in Klushino.
First time in a long time I have actually LAUGHED at a yt video! 😂
This is my all time favorite CZcams video
As a Pole. I would like to thank the USA for a great volleyball final game in the Nations League Cup. You had us in the first half, I won't lie. But Volleyball is to Poland, what Football is to the USA
Volleyball, one of the few womens sports worth wa-
@@censored4christ162 futbol too
I really want you to do a video with the fat electrician. The colab would be amazing.
That bit of the end was freaking amazing😂
TAK!! BOBRE!! Subscribed after that video sir.