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  • Remember the name. It’s Fowl. #ArtemisFowl.
    Disney’s “Artemis Fowl,” based on the beloved book by Eoin Colfer, is a fantastical, spellbinding adventure that follows the journey of 12-year-old genius Artemis Fowl, a descendant of a long line of criminal masterminds, as he seeks to find his father who has mysteriously disappeared. With the help of his loyal protector Butler, Artemis sets out to find him, and in doing so uncovers an ancient, underground civilization-the amazingly advanced world of fairies. Deducing that his father’s disappearance is somehow connected to the secretive, reclusive fairy world, cunning Artemis concocts a dangerous plan-so dangerous that he ultimately finds himself in a perilous war of wits with the all-powerful fairies.
    “Artemis Fowl” is directed by Kenneth Branagh and stars Ferdia Shaw, Lara McDonnell, Josh Gad, Tamara Smart, Nonso Anozie, Josh McGuire, Nikesh Patel, Adrian Scarborough and Miranda Raison, with Colin Farrell and Judi Dench. Kenneth Branagh, p.g.a. and Judy Hofflund, p.g.a. are producing with Angus More Gordon and Matthew Jenkins serving as executive producers. Conor McPherson and Hamish McColl wrote the screenplay.
    Disney’s “Artemis Fowl” opens in U.S. theaters on May 29, 2020.
    Find more about “Artemis Fowl”, follow us on:
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    Website: movies.disney.com/artemis-fowl
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  • @Djkamble
    @Djkamble Před 4 lety +408

    Disney: How much can you Ruin Artemis?
    Kenneth Branagh : Yes

    • @MissCupofCoffe
      @MissCupofCoffe Před 4 lety +1

      Branagh is behind this?

    • @shelbyherring92
      @shelbyherring92 Před 4 lety +7

      @Caralena Lindberg And Dr. Frankenstein, and several Shakespeare characters, and Inspector Poirot...
      Oh, did I mention he directed the first THOR movie?

    • @AstraIVagabond
      @AstraIVagabond Před 4 lety +5

      I know, right? We hoped he'd do better than this...

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 Před 3 lety +2

      He sucks when it comes to adaptation kids books like Cinderella and this.

  • @apecarnomics4288
    @apecarnomics4288 Před 4 lety +4534

    I don’t know why my teachers all get mad when I don’t read the book; apparently billion dollar multinational corporations use Sparknotes too

  • @aaronzhang4477
    @aaronzhang4477 Před 3 lety +4542

    You've got to be impressed by how Disney removed every element that made the books good with the precision of a neurosurgeon.

    • @tikapramita3491
      @tikapramita3491 Před 3 lety +41

      hahhhha... totaly right

    • @elmyr4art
      @elmyr4art Před 3 lety +22

      @@tikapramita3491
      remind me about Harry Potter - books vs films
      with the difference that I read Artemis the books for the second and third time

    • @kevzsabz8253
      @kevzsabz8253 Před 3 lety +72

      @@elmyr4art The Harry Potter Films and The Lord of The Rings Films are book adaptations done perfectly right and also i added the films on my "Greatest Films" list. 😊😊

    • @Phoenix2.5D
      @Phoenix2.5D Před 3 lety +13

      They missed- oh wait nope Artemis is just an asshole in this one.

    • @prathamkamath8280
      @prathamkamath8280 Před 3 lety +42

      Hahaha I'm half laughing and half crying that because of Disney my favorite book series will probably never get a proper film adaptation

  • @taigashenpai2434
    @taigashenpai2434 Před rokem +617

    I love how the first thing we see Artemis do is surf. Really good indication to the audience how much of the actual book this movie will follow.

    • @its_nifler
      @its_nifler Před rokem +9

      hugely true lol

    • @dannymainzer2597
      @dannymainzer2597 Před rokem +32

      The real Artemis would die seeing this scene 😂

    • @adhritgulati6794
      @adhritgulati6794 Před 8 měsíci +7

      The literal main point of his character is that he is a genius who has absolutely nothing in terms of physical ability

  • @reagame8700
    @reagame8700 Před 4 lety +3965

    "I'd prefer scared to dead."
    Now there's your problem. The original Artemis would rather be dead than scared.

    • @rebeccamiller1400
      @rebeccamiller1400 Před 4 lety +243

      The thing is, this was in the book, but this is way out of context! This was originally Artemis asking Butler to hold back if he could, not being a whiny kid scared of his own shadow! (No ill intent towards the actor though)

    • @rebeccamiller1400
      @rebeccamiller1400 Před 4 lety +55

      @Dinuka Wimalagunasekara yeah, right before he catapults a member of the LEP head first into the bushes. :D

    • @IronLucario2012
      @IronLucario2012 Před 4 lety +210

      @@rebeccamiller1400 Exactly! He wasn't saying "I'd prefer [myself] scared to dead", he was saying "I'd prefer [them] scared to dead" and it makes a hell of a difference!

    • @cuppajoememes4834
      @cuppajoememes4834 Před 4 lety +37

      He could be saying
      Artemis: Butler I'd prefer scared if possible
      Butler: Scared, Artemis
      Artemis: I'd prefer scared to dead

    • @Maclennon
      @Maclennon Před 4 lety +41

      well he is dead, and he has been replaced with what ever this is.

  • @johnathanpotts3786
    @johnathanpotts3786 Před 4 lety +782

    All of the books: Artemis is pale, skinny, and physically weak.
    First shots in the trailer: Artemis SURFING?!

    • @snarpking
      @snarpking Před 4 lety +45

      Johnathan Potts That is far from my first concern with this trailer

    • @alexandervaucrosson7841
      @alexandervaucrosson7841 Před 4 lety +17

      He's like if Bruce started training to be batman when he was 8, lol wtf is this

    • @aaronstone_9965
      @aaronstone_9965 Před 4 lety +22

      Not just that...I think the stickfighter in mask at 0:23 is also Artemis...In the books artemis was always wary of exercise and had occasional lack of coordination.

    • @jackkenji_ttv
      @jackkenji_ttv Před 4 lety +18

      The entire essence of Artemis Fowl is brain over brawn and then "You've grown strong," as he takes someone down with a shinai (bamboo kendo sword that probably weighs half Artemis' weight)!

    • @Thetazoner
      @Thetazoner Před 4 lety +1

      "Artemis aka XXX Xader Cage", said Disney executives.

  • @simonvikoler5744
    @simonvikoler5744 Před 3 lety +943

    The OG Artemis Fowl is like Breaking Bad for kids, this is just bad for kids.

    • @artemis1123
      @artemis1123 Před 3 lety +24

      Underrated comment

    • @skpang8227
      @skpang8227 Před 2 lety +1

      Really not appreciate

    • @idontcare2851
      @idontcare2851 Před 2 lety +7

      What I took away from the books as a child: sometimes you gotta do bad stuff

  • @Persephone_07
    @Persephone_07 Před 3 lety +1707

    Congratulations Percy Jackson! You officially aren’t the worst movie adaptation of a book!

    • @naya9287
      @naya9287 Před 2 lety +10

      🤣

    • @heyitsteej339
      @heyitsteej339 Před 2 lety +31

      Percy Jackson wasn’t meant to be an adaptation. They made a great movie out of just the key book elements

    • @Persephone_07
      @Persephone_07 Před 2 lety +63

      @@heyitsteej339 Then why call it Percy Jackson? Why not just make it an original story?

    • @vminmotivationalcurve88yea64
      @vminmotivationalcurve88yea64 Před 2 lety +35

      @@heyitsteej339 it's a great movie on its own..
      But why call it after the books if you're not gonna adapt the whole thing..

    • @shahanahsan05
      @shahanahsan05 Před 2 lety +19

      @@heyitsteej339 what drugs are u doin,the movies are shit and it’s considered an adaption even tho it’s not a real adaption

  • @KadenHostetler
    @KadenHostetler Před 4 lety +6177

    Artemis Fans: Did you people read the books?
    Disney: There are books?

    • @richfiles
      @richfiles Před 4 lety +182

      Look at Star Wars...
      Disney is VERY fond of taking the Fahrenheit 451 path when it comes to books...

    • @zanfear
      @zanfear Před 4 lety +186

      "We had no material to adapt" - Kathleen Kennedy talking about creating the Star Wars sequel trilogy. True story.

    • @MarioDS01
      @MarioDS01 Před 4 lety +39

      @@zanfear That's BS. Could not bother doing more research...

    • @legendarycokemilk6092
      @legendarycokemilk6092 Před 4 lety +8

      Exactly how I feel

    • @ariastrwn7933
      @ariastrwn7933 Před 4 lety +5

      Idk It's from the books, and idk what is Artemis

  • @maikenzupancicdanko9377
    @maikenzupancicdanko9377 Před 4 lety +3740

    The moment I heard the words "I'm Holly Short, your ally on the other side", a little part of me died. I am never getting that part back.

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse Před 4 lety +324

      When my sister told me the trailer wasn’t Artemis, I thought, “How much worse could this be, after the Percy Jackson movies?”
      Very bad, apparently.

    • @Treforce
      @Treforce Před 4 lety +7

      same

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 4 lety

      @@Treforce question

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 4 lety

      @Samuel Delamater question

    • @dominict9325
      @dominict9325 Před 4 lety +230

      A part of me died when I saw that they made Butler black, while also making Holly white. Granted it's been a really long time since I read these books but I distinctly remember Butler being Russian? Or generally Eurasian. And Holly was described as having coffee-coloured skin. The story was already fucking diverse and they flipped that around for.... Some fucking reason.

  • @charliehiggins7876
    @charliehiggins7876 Před 3 lety +691

    "Your ally on the other side."
    Hearing those words caused me physical pain.

    • @dorianforces116
      @dorianforces116 Před 3 lety +56

      excaclty, he was supposed to kidnap her

    • @dorianforces116
      @dorianforces116 Před 3 lety +33

      and that suit and helmet, and the actor chosen is so not like holly

    • @isola--
      @isola-- Před 3 lety +15

      WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KIDNAPPING! 😩😩😩😩

    • @brokemultitrash
      @brokemultitrash Před 3 lety +4

      I wanted to cry when I saw that. This was a trainwreck.

    • @aminahh9023
      @aminahh9023 Před 3 lety +2

      UGH IKR

  • @Stopitpls
    @Stopitpls Před 3 lety +306

    “I will destroy everything you love”
    - Disney

  • @marcushoward6560
    @marcushoward6560 Před 4 lety +3209

    How ironic, there's a book series with the same name. The writers should check it out some time.

    • @ECKtrain
      @ECKtrain Před 4 lety +97

      yeah, that good book series about a child prodigy. maybe disney could read some for inspiration.

    • @marcb3515
      @marcb3515 Před 4 lety +29

      No fucking duh! This is gonna be an abomination compared to the books!

    • @skyereave9454
      @skyereave9454 Před 4 lety +22

      Holy crap man. Underrated comment

    • @rebelbebel
      @rebelbebel Před 4 lety +15

      This killed me

    • @rebelbebel
      @rebelbebel Před 4 lety +64

      @Vincent H. It's not even remotely close to the books. It's like they only used the name and maybe a faint idea of the characters. The plot is derailed and practically insults the main character, Artemis himself. It's not even close.

  • @nikash5510
    @nikash5510 Před 4 lety +563

    Book: *You took nothing from me*
    Disney: *I don't even know who you are*

    • @simana9891
      @simana9891 Před 4 lety +34

      Enraged fans: You will.

    • @Atlas-cj7nh
      @Atlas-cj7nh Před 4 lety +1

      I AM HERE ! TO STOP THAT SHIZ ! THE SERIES IS SO AWESOME !

    • @binetero6082
      @binetero6082 Před 4 lety +1

      Butler black 😂

    • @darkracer4446
      @darkracer4446 Před 4 lety

      Binetero that sounds a little racist but I get it. His character is white.

  • @itsme-yl7db
    @itsme-yl7db Před 3 lety +1714

    "I will destroy everything you love"- one of the most overused movie lines ever.

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 Před 3 lety +105

      This movie has tons of cliches that need to die, including the main character having a "destiny" and needing to "save the world."

    • @ladybookworms
      @ladybookworms Před 3 lety +66

      And it is ironic that that's exactly what Disney did to this film adaptation!

    • @user-ic8fn7xz4f
      @user-ic8fn7xz4f Před 3 lety +2

      by p ljip

    • @lunalee3021
      @lunalee3021 Před 3 lety +5

      I bet they got "it's an occupational hazard" from How to Train Your Dragon

    • @ossamaboufarra3178
      @ossamaboufarra3178 Před 3 lety +2

      and they never say they ll hurt ur EX Gf , fuck

  • @cedarflower
    @cedarflower Před 3 lety +710

    To quote Holly Short:
    If the old Artemis could see the new Artemis, the old Artemis would die of embarrassment.
    - Atlantis Complex

    • @josephhall892
      @josephhall892 Před 2 lety +19

      The best book reference maybe ever.

    • @darvitdarvit1696
      @darvitdarvit1696 Před rokem +9

      Maybe this isn't artemis maybe its orion

    • @Wealiko10
      @Wealiko10 Před rokem +3

      My first and I still think the best one

  • @SilverKiden
    @SilverKiden Před 4 lety +11472

    This isn't Artemis Fowl. This is Spy Kids: Fairy Edition

    • @arielariaspetzoldt3943
      @arielariaspetzoldt3943 Před 4 lety +26

      This Is Artemis Fowl

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 Před 4 lety +552

      @@arielariaspetzoldt3943 It really isn't. They didn't keep the characters' appearances, personalities, motivations, relationships, or skill-sets, and they threw out major plot developments, replacing them with macguffins, tired cliches, and dialogue stolen from other movies/TV shows.

    • @zombioric5890
      @zombioric5890 Před 4 lety +138

      Ariel Arias Petzoldt HAHAH absolutely not

    • @PlotQuester
      @PlotQuester Před 4 lety +139

      I agree with Lennard they didn't even make butler a eurasian

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 4 lety +10

      @@PlotQuester how do u know of this isn't faithful it hasn't come out yet

  • @Cunnilinguistics69
    @Cunnilinguistics69 Před 4 lety +2652

    “from the best selling series” THAT DISNEY CLEARLY DIDN’T READ

    • @FTWOBR2000
      @FTWOBR2000 Před 4 lety +74

      Hell, Disney fucking OWNS the series, so you'd think they at least slightly read it!

    • @dust6995
      @dust6995 Před 4 lety +25

      SO TRUE OMG IT ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE THE BOOK

    • @polyhymnia701
      @polyhymnia701 Před 4 lety +42

      They've been doing this for a while now *cries in Narnian*
      (The first Narnia was great but the second and third were disasters).

    • @Bubblebubblebee4
      @Bubblebubblebee4 Před 4 lety +18

      And somehow the author is ok with it too. I've waited since 2002 for a Artemis Fowl movie.

    • @wheatshake8863
      @wheatshake8863 Před 4 lety +5

      Disney’s | “Bringing Artemis To Life”
      Mar 16, 2020
      czcams.com/video/ZGZ9X740kiQ/video.html
      ...18,829 views...
      Mar 21, 2020
      ...
      < > < > < > CHECK FOR BEST BEATS < > < > < >
      Hollywood Writers " Can we have money to make sequel turds after this massive first turd"
      Disney"No and please stop referring to our projects as turds"
      Hollywood Writers "Maybe, but first we need to push out this massive turd pretend it does not exist you know"
      Disney"Well hurry and flush the turd oh D'arvit now you got me doing it."

  • @emilydanoob868
    @emilydanoob868 Před 3 lety +200

    Holly: Stay here and be a good boy. Maybe I’ll get you a lollipop!
    This Artemis would probably have stayed

    • @aethel_george4417
      @aethel_george4417 Před 2 lety +2

      Well technically the real artemis stayed too u know but nvm we can understand he was stunned

    • @katyork330
      @katyork330 Před 2 lety +3

      The real Artemis wouldn't be caught dead saying lollipop but this Artemis probably would say it gladly

  • @indigomoon6251
    @indigomoon6251 Před 3 lety +719

    Holly being white, Artemis wearing anything else than a suit, Artemis not being terrible person in the first book,Artemis and Holly being allies from the start, what actually happened to his dad, the whole fairy part, commander root being a woman, Artemis doing exercise... the list goes on.
    D'arvit

    • @NathalieNieves
      @NathalieNieves Před 2 lety +34

      When I saw Holly was white.....?!?! Like HOW.

    • @meagancrowley5197
      @meagancrowley5197 Před 2 lety +80

      Holy is white, the Butlers (who are Eurasian) are black, Root is a girl, I get diversity quotas but.... holly being (nut brown/could be casted to a lot of POC) and female, Butlers being Eurasian.... the quota was filled in the books, so why do they intentionally misrepresent characters? It's not for the acting talent that's for sure lol.

    • @jjlinny1376
      @jjlinny1376 Před 2 lety +34

      Artemis doing exercise was the biggest turnoff for me😭😭

    • @ehudkirsh766
      @ehudkirsh766 Před 2 lety +7

      This is an Irish novel! Everyone is supposed to be European! Holly is originally ginger! Butler is originally bald European!

    • @jjlinny1376
      @jjlinny1376 Před 2 lety +39

      @@ehudkirsh766 it's set in Ireland, doesn't mean everyone is white and European. Butler is Eurasian, and so is Juliet, although she was born in America. Holly is ginger, but the first book clearly states that she has brown skin.

  • @overthecounterbeanie
    @overthecounterbeanie Před 4 lety +2876

    All the fandoms lived in peace, until the Disney nation attacked.

  • @xclx9056
    @xclx9056 Před 4 lety +640

    ALL THE FANS LIVED IN PEACED
    UNTIL DISNEY ATTACKED

    • @j.a.ogrady7783
      @j.a.ogrady7783 Před 4 lety +28

      Only the writer, educated on the all source material could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they vanished...

    • @anderkid1090
      @anderkid1090 Před 4 lety +9

      Chanelle Lu this is just like the Percy Jackson movies.

    • @xclx9056
      @xclx9056 Před 4 lety +1

      I know

    • @Good_Side
      @Good_Side Před 4 lety +2

      *peace

    • @keirarush9505
      @keirarush9505 Před 3 lety +1

      You won this chat. Congratulations.

  • @drawingsofhs7335
    @drawingsofhs7335 Před 3 lety +168

    I like how they ruined everything that made Artemis Artemis, made Artemis look like scared boy instead of a genius,removed all the fun or disgusting scenes with Mulch Diggums,literally merged books 1-5,put everything as very mysterious when it was actually not,and you are a legend if you noticed the fives,always 5,four is death.

    • @cedarflower
      @cedarflower Před 2 lety +2

      It was on 5 likes. I had a problem with that

    • @molanogan7409
      @molanogan7409 Před 2 lety +2

      Wasn't Mulch being casually disgusting the one thing they stayed true to

    • @Bahr-im7pn
      @Bahr-im7pn Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@molanogan7409 The whole "feeding time" scene was mostly faithful thing in the movie.

  • @saiprasadhakki
    @saiprasadhakki Před 3 lety +526

    "How badass do you want the character to be?"
    Disney: "No."

  • @qqq386
    @qqq386 Před 4 lety +601

    JRR Tolkien didn't want Disney to ever touch his properties and here is a good example on why he was right

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Před 4 lety +27

      Sometimes they make the MCU, sometimes they make the sequel trilogy... and sometimes they make this.
      They can be hit or miss as a whole.

    • @jonathanbelfire
      @jonathanbelfire Před 4 lety +30

      @@bthsr7113 The MCU they got super lucky with. They bought Marvel Studios when it had competent leadership and a plan in place. All Disney had to do was pour money on the MCU films then get out of the way and let Kevin Feige do the work. Star Wars was all Disney and it's been a colossal failure. Even if you liked the movies, from a business standpoint the movies have grossed less money with each new release. They got into a war with the fans and merchandising sales have not been great. This trailer suggests that future franchises may not be as well planned out as the MCU has been either.

    • @VeteranWarrior
      @VeteranWarrior Před 4 lety +6

      @@jonathanbelfire I liked the rouge one and the mandalorian

    • @adriansmith7730
      @adriansmith7730 Před 4 lety

      @@VeteranWarrior yep, good material

    • @jamesporter571
      @jamesporter571 Před 4 lety

      @Brady Carrigan I'm still mad about that kid's grave from last year

  • @vekkul
    @vekkul Před 4 lety +4245

    You know, Disney, a lot of these mistakes *could* have been forgivable, but the cardinal sin here is casting Artemis as a wide-eyed and surprised child. The fantasy of Artemis Fowl is, first and foremost, a savagely intelligent kid outsmarting the adults who underestimate him, wrapped up in sci-fi-high-fantasy-espionage. You've utterly decimated that cornerstone and, unfortunately, nothing else really matters with that damage done.

    • @helsiclife
      @helsiclife Před 4 lety +84

      Amen!

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Před 4 lety +364

      You pretty hit the nail on the head. The other main thing is that Artemis is cold, calculating, and not far from ruthless when the series starts. He was very much a villain, and his growth into a hero was a major point of the series.

    • @Hello-pp3hl
      @Hello-pp3hl Před 4 lety +25

      PREACH.

    • @rizzfizz69
      @rizzfizz69 Před 4 lety +57

      i feel like Aidan Gallagher or someone like that would be so much better acting as Artemis lol

    • @Nidvex
      @Nidvex Před 4 lety +117

      @Dan S People who actually want a story to be adapted with the proper respect it deserves don't have a life?
      hmm.. you should probably look in a mirror, or at least get your high school diploma with some straight A's. Or take up a hobby that isn't trying to be a sad tiny troll.

  • @sobiakhan6665
    @sobiakhan6665 Před 2 lety +171

    As an Artemis Fowl book fan, the fact that they didn’t even make the characters look canon like in the books when they made the movie is a crime against humanity 😔🔪

  • @battafyuwi6760
    @battafyuwi6760 Před 3 lety +151

    It should be renamed: artemis fowl fanfiction by Disney

  • @kg4wwn
    @kg4wwn Před 4 lety +429

    When we said "There will never be a worse movie adaptation than The Last Airbender, you were not supposed to take that as a challenge. Who said that this was a good idea and why haven't they been exiled to Siberia yet?

    • @skydragonslayer9820
      @skydragonslayer9820 Před 4 lety +7

      this is definitely going to be bad,but im not sure ANYTHING could be a worse adaptation than the last airbender,that both fails as an independent film AND as part of the avatar universe

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 Před 4 lety +1

      @@skydragonslayer9820 Honestly, as far as live action adaptations go there is MUCH worse than the Last Airbender movie. So much worse.

    • @skydragonslayer9820
      @skydragonslayer9820 Před 4 lety +5

      @@wisemankugelmemicus1701 like what? I'm willing to believe you,but then again the last Airbender was REALLY bad and it's kinda hard to imagine that there is something worse out there.

    • @LAnimeMaster
      @LAnimeMaster Před 4 lety +3

      The Last Airbender or Dragon Ball? Which one is worse? I honestly can't make up my mind. lol But yes, this movie trailer shows that it has a lot more in common with those movies. Honestly, I would have rather they done an animated CGI series.

    • @maxmueller3666
      @maxmueller3666 Před 4 lety +1

      I think the mario live action takes the cake

  • @sharknato1245
    @sharknato1245 Před 4 lety +608

    Im pretty sure this Artemis would say yes to the kids menu

    • @fashionablechangeling1988
      @fashionablechangeling1988 Před 4 lety +15

      He also wouldn't think that the menu itself would be more healthy than anything on said menu

    • @rachelradient
      @rachelradient Před 4 lety +20

      He definitely doesn't sound the the boy who's most embarrassing moment was getting a question wrong on a test

    • @eternal8song
      @eternal8song Před 3 lety +22

      he would even let a waitress put ice in his spring water

    • @Rocketyfox
      @Rocketyfox Před 3 lety +6

      I'll bet the movie version of Foley wouldn't wear a tin foil hat

    • @justanotherrandomperson7913
      @justanotherrandomperson7913 Před 3 lety +1

      That's a good one

  • @cainrahl
    @cainrahl Před 3 lety +64

    Are they serious... at first I was disappointed, now I'm just disgusted. Artemis Fowl... as a wide eyed... novice.! I've tears in my eyes from the shock.

  • @neo-man-ist
    @neo-man-ist Před 3 lety +31

    Artemis Fowl is a series of redemption in a way. Arty was a evil little kid in the first book, imprisoning Holly to interrogate her to know more info about the fairy world and the artifact he found in Vietnam. He is a criminal mastermind or rather "was" when he started to sympathize with other people and gained Holly's trust.

    • @baldieman64
      @baldieman64 Před 3 lety +1

      I think you missed the explainer at the pitch meeting by about three years.

    • @neo-man-ist
      @neo-man-ist Před 3 lety

      @@baldieman64 possibly it has been a long while since I've gotten back in the series.

  • @lilacpen8678
    @lilacpen8678 Před 4 lety +746

    When you make Artemis Fowl the hero, you've already failed.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 Před 3 lety +59

      What’s worse is the dude who barely did anything physical in the books is somehow more badass and threatening than this large toddler in a suit jumping around.

    • @Alan-gt5lr
      @Alan-gt5lr Před 3 lety +5

      exactly

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 Před 3 lety +15

      @Maple Buescher In the first book he realises he’s about to get punched in the face by a 70 pound fairy girl and without Butler there to stop it, he’s just gonna have to take it.

    • @justsubtitute2170
      @justsubtitute2170 Před 3 lety +8

      He was a mob boss in the book this movie doesn't exist.

    • @serenityq26
      @serenityq26 Před 3 lety

      he is the proteganist in the series........and he saved his mom......and his family's fortune.........and thats just from the first book

  • @TheRealmOfTF
    @TheRealmOfTF Před 4 lety +6542

    It's actually impressive. Not a single person involved with this movie seems to have read the source material.

    • @dylanjames3054
      @dylanjames3054 Před 4 lety +278

      i mean they took a quote from it, thats gotta count for something

    • @iomilofar8016
      @iomilofar8016 Před 4 lety +419

      Ah yes, the famous Percy Jackson effect. Disney is at it again

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 Před 4 lety +30

      Apolaki Ra and Star Wars

    • @you.know_me
      @you.know_me Před 4 lety +18

      i frikin know right!!

    • @ninclow5421
      @ninclow5421 Před 4 lety +117

      Well... They seem to have gotten the names of the characters right? :P :'D

  • @AgentSongPop
    @AgentSongPop Před 3 lety +30

    First, in the books, Holly isn't an ally. Arty kidnapped Holly in the first book and the entire fairies retaliated.

  • @nuclearbaguette6646
    @nuclearbaguette6646 Před 2 lety +9

    "How horrible do you want it to be?"
    Dizney: yes

  • @Apparantly
    @Apparantly Před 4 lety +4398

    "We should make a movie about the Artemis Fowl series!"
    "Should we read the books first?"
    "Nah."

    • @kacperczylija1254
      @kacperczylija1254 Před 4 lety +20

      Netflix did this first when they do Witcher.

    • @StephenCharlesTV
      @StephenCharlesTV Před 4 lety +122

      @@kacperczylija1254 Actually the person who wrote the Witcher tv series said the show is based on the books. People think the show is based on the games but it's not.

    • @Rick.Grayson
      @Rick.Grayson Před 4 lety +6

      Looks fantastic so who cares?

    • @Fierslasher
      @Fierslasher Před 4 lety +179

      @@Rick.Grayson The people who care are the people who wanted an *Artemis Fowl* movie. Which this looks to not be in any sense bar using the same names. They've instead seemingly turned it into a very generic 'young kid saves the world and saves his parent' movie.

    • @Tim-007
      @Tim-007 Před 4 lety +63

      @@Rick.Grayson See it's sheeple like you that are the reason why we get crappy movies like this. Your stupidity ain't helping anyone here so get lost already.

  • @anaxfreak7073
    @anaxfreak7073 Před 4 lety +3349

    Disney's Artemis Fowl: Disappoints books fans
    Percy Jackson and Eragon movie: "First time?"

    • @yardenendvelt7731
      @yardenendvelt7731 Před 4 lety +32

      Yoooo I felt that

    • @On3AutumnLeaf
      @On3AutumnLeaf Před 4 lety +103

      This one hit me hard... I almost managed to forget about the Eragon movie...

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse Před 4 lety +64

      At least us PJO fans still have hope… and a musical.

    • @opalstorm4699
      @opalstorm4699 Před 4 lety +56

      Don't forget A:TLA

    • @JustPixelNoIDontWantAnyNumbers
      @JustPixelNoIDontWantAnyNumbers Před 4 lety +36

      Three Fandoms i am / was in, Three Movies everyone will say never existed (But hey, we will get a Percy Jackson series on D+ with a Season for each book and Riordan finally being involved, I guess thats something?)

  • @Just_A_Muffin.
    @Just_A_Muffin. Před 3 lety +30

    Even I, a Brazilian, who read the books all in portuguese, can see the alterations they made. Horrible. Just horrible. D'arvit

  • @jannousaukema1666
    @jannousaukema1666 Před 3 lety +14

    For fans of the book and series, this is like watching someone feed my copy through a wood chip machine.

  • @nympseudo2096
    @nympseudo2096 Před 4 lety +1817

    “Your ally on the other side”??????
    HE KIDNAPPED HER. SHE HATED HIS GUTS. She still hates his guts in book 2, even if she is a little softened towards him! What is this??? Why does Butler know all of the family secrets before Artemis??? He was the one telling Butler what to do, not the other way around!!!

    • @esyphillis101
      @esyphillis101 Před 4 lety +23

      Maybe this isn’t so much and adaptation as an interpretation of the books, specifically after he had his memories erased.

    • @allinory
      @allinory Před 4 lety +119

      They straight up ruined the marvellous story of the books and built up their own bullshit vision of the characters. This is horrible, I hate them

    • @traewaldwoodturning
      @traewaldwoodturning Před 4 lety +76

      @@esyphillis101 They really don't deserve any benefit of the doubt here, man, don't give it to them.

    • @1danielito9
      @1danielito9 Před 4 lety +38

      from loner criminal mastermind to naive child that plays with children

    • @a.b.cooper4807
      @a.b.cooper4807 Před 4 lety +36

      @@esyphillis101 that's a good theory, and I would 've 100% down for that. But they had said that his father was part of "hiding the world secrets" or whatever nonsense, so unless the father we see here is actually Artemis Jr. and the kid is Artemis III, then I don't think this is set after the books

  • @michelepella2768
    @michelepella2768 Před 4 lety +513

    The cringe with the butler telling Artemis "it's you destiny" to protect humans from dangerous secrets. I remember the very first scene of the books being some interrogation of a drunk fairy for info wtf

    • @BigBossGorgutz
      @BigBossGorgutz Před 4 lety +79

      first book's scene : Artemis and Butler roaming Ho Chi Minh Ville's street, sweating because of the heat, in a filthy and atrocious ambiance to interrogate a drunk-ass fairy and literally torture her using Holy Water.
      the movie : "YEAH ACTUALLY YOUR DAD IS A SUPER HERO FOR SOME REASON, AND SUDDENLY OPAL IS MAKING STUFF WITH WEIRDER STUFF INSTEAD OF BEING A TECHNOLOGICAL GENIUS. OH AND APPARENTLY YOU LOST YOUR SMUG, BOY."

    • @thetzeentchianrepresentati5547
      @thetzeentchianrepresentati5547 Před 4 lety +8

      Then a kidnapping! :)

    • @OtterloopB
      @OtterloopB Před 4 lety +10

      I'm still horrified by Mulch.
      He looks like Jason Momoa pooped out a Josh Gad.

    • @thevanquisher1519
      @thevanquisher1519 Před 3 lety

      Michele Pella yes yes yes

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 Před 3 lety +12

      Book Artemis kills old fairy, kidnaps young hot fairy in exchange for gold like the fucking supervillain he is.
      Movie Artemis looks on in amazement as he goes on a wacky adventure as the hero.

  • @blueishlove
    @blueishlove Před 3 lety +119

    "iM hOLly sHOrt, yOU'rE aLly oN tHE oTHeR sIdE"
    "I'm Holly Short, the person who hates your guts"
    *know the difference*

    • @evouzermemet5120
      @evouzermemet5120 Před 3 lety +1

      No, not even a little 😂😂😂

    • @apollo5261
      @apollo5261 Před 3 lety +1

      It's 'your', mate. Why is it so hard to tell these apart? You've probably read this book series, how didn't you learn this? I may sound mean, but this just beats me.

  • @neroquin
    @neroquin Před 3 lety +18

    Alright then, time to join Percy Jackson and ATLA in the 'fandoms who pretend the movie doesn't exist' squad.

  • @justcaro8195
    @justcaro8195 Před 4 lety +1039

    Father is a criminal
    Movie Artemis: *scared* _DaD_
    Book Artemis: *stares blankly* REVENGE

    • @rhiban
      @rhiban Před 4 lety +23

      I like how Old Artemis is a thief in the movie.
      Doesn't he go boom because he crosses the mafia in the books..?

    • @dragongirl7978
      @dragongirl7978 Před 4 lety +68

      @@rhiban He's a thief AND he crosses the mafia in the book. But Artemis already knew his father ran a criminal empire and was being groomed to take over it, so....

    • @gabrielsantos2430
      @gabrielsantos2430 Před 3 lety +45

      @@dragongirl7978 And this mess of a movie is telling that Artemis senior is some kind of protector of mankind. Its a absolute joke.

    • @romankotas448
      @romankotas448 Před 3 lety +2

      Squirrel from the terrible dr. Doolittle movie: “Revenge!”

    • @c0ronariu5
      @c0ronariu5 Před 3 lety +11

      Never mind how Artemis would never use the word “Dad”!!

  • @Looknook1
    @Looknook1 Před 4 lety +1065

    Why is everyone else telling Artemis what's going on, kid should already be 4 parallel universes ahead them.

    • @Haan22
      @Haan22 Před 3 lety +49

      Whoever made this was too stupid to understand his character, or anything else about the books. I want to not know this has been made now please mr J?

    • @dionagona8205
      @dionagona8205 Před 3 lety +28

      Honest question: who would be fine with an actual decent remake where the characters are exactly the same and speak the book word for word and don’t change a single thing about the plot? I would honestly prefer that and it wouldn’t even take much effort on Disney’s part to just fuck off, hire no writers and just copy off the book, I’m sure at least 70% of us who’ve read the books just want to see the books instead of this steaming pile of shit.

    • @jeancarlos6787
      @jeancarlos6787 Před 3 lety +7

      @@dionagona8205 Isn't that basically what a decent book adaptation is? I agree, this doesn't follow the book at all besides the characters names. Def makes me want to reread the books again though, i never read all of them as a kid just the first 4 iirc

    • @dionagona8205
      @dionagona8205 Před 3 lety +2

      Shadow6787 makes me wanna re-read them too, yeah but no one who makes the remakes seems to get that you don’t have to change anything about the book for people to be interested in the movie.

    • @WaywardVector
      @WaywardVector Před 3 lety +4

      Dionagon A GOD YES PLEASE. HOW HARD IS THIS DISNEY??? I loved the books so much... I have them and have ACTUALLY reread every single one of them 3 times, and the first 6 times. This literally broke a part of me because now the 12 year old in me will forever be unsatisfied, because I doubt anyone is ever going to try to remake or make a different adaptation, because big old DISNEY did it, and now I’ll never see Artemis fowl on the big screen, because this... this ISN’T Artemis fowl...

  • @TheMuslimahsTake
    @TheMuslimahsTake Před 2 lety +8

    Movie: "And I'm Holly Short, your ally on the other side."
    Did we even bother with the books-

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 Před 2 lety +5

      I'm convinced the writers never opened a book, and instead flipped through the comic version once, waited a year, then wrote the movie script from memory.

  • @Jasmin-uc4en
    @Jasmin-uc4en Před 3 lety +16

    I've watched the movie without having read the books before, but I had heard of them and knew the general idea and characters (it had been on my reading list for a long time, but somehow other books always got in between, lol). But even just having heard of the story n characters: watching the movie got me absolutely confused. So I decided to finally have a look at the first book and it took me literally just THE FIRST THREE CHAPTERS to think: WTF did they do in this movie?! After the first three chapters only I got a very different characterization of Artemis (him being pretty badass and Machiavellian, while the most badass thing this kid in the movie does is wearing sunglasses), I learned that Artemis' mother just is not dead and that Artemis' father and Artemis himself were pretty openly criminals, so why tf does he get so upset (and that also in this cry baby kind of way) about his father being accused of being criminal in the movie? And why is Butler black but they white wash Holly? I mean: He's described in the first chapter as Eurasian and she in the third chapter as having, quote "nut-brown skin"? If the idea was to be racially diverse, why not in a way that is accurate to the book?
    And I think like this and feel forced to write this long long comment after just having read THREE CHAPTERS, to repeat it once more. Must be some record for a bad book to movie adaption, lol :D :D

  • @aidangreen6376
    @aidangreen6376 Před 4 lety +1902

    Guys stop making hate comments I'm tired of liking them all.

  • @Good_Side
    @Good_Side Před 4 lety +6095

    Guys stop writing hate comments, I can't like them all

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 Před 4 lety +64

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      My comment is isn’t original
      But neither are you

    • @Good_Side
      @Good_Side Před 4 lety +25

      @bemotivated what

    • @voidling2632
      @voidling2632 Před 4 lety +63

      @@bemotivated8443 who cares?

    • @sharknato1245
      @sharknato1245 Před 4 lety +18

      i liked this comment as well

    • @kipperbill
      @kipperbill Před 4 lety +15

      Guys stop writing unoriginal comments, I just can't stand 'em all

  • @yeetusdeletus2563
    @yeetusdeletus2563 Před 3 lety +41

    There are no horrible remakes in Ba Sing Se.
    Here we are safe

  • @laughingsharpie
    @laughingsharpie Před 3 lety +85

    Watching Artemis grow and become a better person through the books was a wonderful experience and it was a huge part of my childhood.
    This pains me.
    I was so excited that they were resurrecting the series for a live action but this ain't it. Im crushed. Disappointed. Sad.

  • @theslickimpala5308
    @theslickimpala5308 Před 4 lety +433

    “Im Holly Short, your ALLY.”
    Me:Well no but actually no

    • @interdimensionalgoober8769
      @interdimensionalgoober8769 Před 4 lety +42

      William Decode
      Also isn’t she supposed to be the first female officer in the LEP, but also root is female now? Also she is white now?

    • @demusip3284
      @demusip3284 Před 4 lety +23

      Yes ally but we are just going to gloss over the fact you kidnapped me and we ever buit a meaningful relationship based off saving the world and under it many times

    • @messwithhelpy
      @messwithhelpy Před 4 lety

      Latest from DISNEY czcams.com/video/ZGZ9X740kiQ/video.html

    • @eileenborchers6578
      @eileenborchers6578 Před 4 lety +6

      I know, my entire brain stalled at that point. I loved this book as a kid. How dare they introduce him "to a whole new generation" like THIS. I want my amoral, at times disturbingly apathetic, criminal mastermind!

    • @marcogypaetus9607
      @marcogypaetus9607 Před 4 lety +2

      Not until about 2 or 3 books of butting heads together and saving each other's lives.

  • @oktopussy9628
    @oktopussy9628 Před 4 lety +785

    I will pretend this movie doesn't exist. Who is with me?

    • @Haan22
      @Haan22 Před 3 lety +34

      What movie?

    • @xugh1283
      @xugh1283 Před 3 lety +26

      No idea what you’re talking about.

    • @oktopussy9628
      @oktopussy9628 Před 3 lety +22

      @@xugh1283 Yeah, I wrote that comment when I had a bad trip and was hallucinating a trailer in which Disney raped Artemis Fowl. Sorry, if I caused confusion 😅

    • @xugh1283
      @xugh1283 Před 3 lety +10

      Okto Pussy what the fu- im not gonna question it but i agree that this movie shouldn’t exist.

    • @bryant-paulfontenot9956
      @bryant-paulfontenot9956 Před 3 lety +10

      Saw this shit at work and nearly got written up for yelling fuck...

  • @shelleydai3676
    @shelleydai3676 Před 2 lety +8

    My son loves the book series and has been waiting for the movie for a long time. He has excitedly been asking me if we could watch the movie so we first watched the trailer together and when I looked back at him he look like he was going to break the tv. Anyone else remember when Disney actually made good movies like UP and ratatouille? If you need me I’m washing my eyeballs with acid

  • @mitchellwright1203
    @mitchellwright1203 Před 3 lety +12

    I never thought I would be grateful for the Percy Jackson movies but here we are

  • @poeterritory
    @poeterritory Před 4 lety +1818

    Not sure what this is. I was looking for the Artemis Fowl trailer.

    • @mastatheif9909
      @mastatheif9909 Před 3 lety +35

      I can't find it either, just whatever this garbage is

    • @FunZies.
      @FunZies. Před 3 lety +28

      This looks like Men in Black for fairies.

    • @Haribon221
      @Haribon221 Před 3 lety +10

      What is this shit? I don't see no Artemis fowl here, where the fuck is it?!

    • @aditinatarajan4284
      @aditinatarajan4284 Před 3 lety +10

      Why is Holly befriending him??? Where's the kidnapping?????

    • @animal0mother
      @animal0mother Před 3 lety +7

      @@FunZies. it looks JUST like the Men In Black International movie, down to the clueless protagonist without personality who needs everything explained to them as they're gently escorted through the plot.

  • @jdao1sm
    @jdao1sm Před 4 lety +3770

    Scriptwriter: “How inaccurate do you want the movie to be?”
    Disney: “Yes”

    • @gastonEGGS
      @gastonEGGS Před 4 lety +39

      Gaston shudders in fear, he will watch it, only if to write a bad review.

    • @TheFamilysam
      @TheFamilysam Před 4 lety +11

      I like that my guess was accurate even though I've never read the books XD

    • @foxernz1282
      @foxernz1282 Před 4 lety +33

      The Books Are Good AF

    • @Tomasrrb
      @Tomasrrb Před 4 lety +48

      I just can't believe how they threw so much out of the window. They just kept the universe (I think) and then just wrote an entirely different story

    • @jdao1sm
      @jdao1sm Před 4 lety +8

      Tomás Rodríguez wow that very accurately describes this movie

  • @yeethittter1285
    @yeethittter1285 Před 2 lety +8

    I'm watching this trailer immediately after finishing the first book and fucking hell man it's like someone wrote down the vaguest most inaccurate plot points humanly possible on a napkin and gave it to Disney

  • @xAnicsi
    @xAnicsi Před 3 lety +10

    The only answer to the question 'what's wrong with this adaption?' would be: 'Everything.'

  • @fredmctictac2272
    @fredmctictac2272 Před 4 lety +879

    the worst part of this is that the original book was such a concise and contained story it'd be easy to adapt pretty accurately and still have a reasonable length movie.

    • @TheMidnightillusion
      @TheMidnightillusion Před 4 lety +77

      ikr! Literally all they had to do was copy the plot from the book. But no, they had to try to cram 3 different Artemis Fowl storylines into a single movie.

    • @CarloNassar
      @CarloNassar Před 4 lety +5

      @@TheMidnightillusion
      Colfer said the movie was only based on the first book.

    • @CarloNassar
      @CarloNassar Před 4 lety +15

      @fred mctictac
      Yeah, it's Kenneth Branagh this time and Disney shouldn't have hired him. Branagh isn't even a successful director and this is not the first time he would mess up an adaptation. I heard this was the case with Murder on the Orient Express.

    • @TheMidnightillusion
      @TheMidnightillusion Před 4 lety +28

      @@CarloNassar And yet we have the rescuing of Artemis' father and the Goblin rebellion which is the subject of the second book, and an attack on Fowl Manor which isn't in any of the books I've read. In fact, from watching the trailer it doesn't appear to be based on the first book at all.
      The sad thing is that not only are they ruining this film with so many different conflicting storylines but they are ruining any sequels that might follow. The book series has very good character progression for both Artemis and Holly but what they are doing here is going to make such character progression impossible. Even if they do try to follow the plots of the later books in the series it won't work nearly as well because there won't be any character progression left to explore.

    • @CarloNassar
      @CarloNassar Před 4 lety +8

      @@TheMidnightillusion
      Then the director clearly decided to put random parts during the delay to 2020 at the time. Also, there won't be any more sequels if this movie bombs like most Disney films so there can be hope for them to try again in a few years and choose a better director than *Kenneth Branagh.*

  • @c.w.simpsonproductions1230
    @c.w.simpsonproductions1230 Před 4 lety +349

    I should have known that Disney wouldn’t have the balls to make Artemis the despicable character we all love, it’s not “child friendly” enough.

    • @JohnDoe-hr4cf
      @JohnDoe-hr4cf Před 4 lety +36

      He has so much character development over the books, going from the criminal mastermind child to the genius, billionaire, philanthropist we all know and love!

    • @aidangreen6376
      @aidangreen6376 Před 4 lety +5

      Preach.😤😤😤😤

    • @azerdraco3146
      @azerdraco3146 Před 4 lety +9

      @@JohnDoe-hr4cf the very last chapters of the 8th book. Not only did it tie together the ENTIRE SERIES, it single handedly showed how much all of the characters had evolved over the series.

    • @JohnDoe-hr4cf
      @JohnDoe-hr4cf Před 4 lety +8

      @Azer Draco It wrapped everything together in a neat bow, and ended the last page on such a good note! Yet... Disney decided to chuck all that out the window, and go for another stereotypical movie design.

    • @_daria7171
      @_daria7171 Před 4 lety +2

      Well yeah, it could be the new Megamind in a fantasy world, but Disney twisted it upside down, 😓

  • @eli_are_ftw
    @eli_are_ftw Před 3 lety +30

    Harry potter fans: ugh they got this one little thing wrong and im gonna die
    Artemis fowl, percy jackson, dragon ball, and the last airbender fans: oh kay

    • @Rayenn_19
      @Rayenn_19 Před 3 lety +5

      additionals : Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, The Golden Compass, The Maze Runner, etc.

    • @4deleDaz33m
      @4deleDaz33m Před 2 lety

      @@Rayenn_19 The Golden Compass already have a redeeming quality, the HBO/BBC show, His Dark Materials was a better adaptation, go watch it. They're now finishing in making the final season based on the third book

    • @martinmarsano3960
      @martinmarsano3960 Před rokem

      @@Rayenn_19 Darren Shan.

  • @starklar1986
    @starklar1986 Před 3 lety +9

    I feel like im dying in my sleep due to a seizure and this is what my mind conjures as an image

  • @windowsxp1902
    @windowsxp1902 Před 4 lety +278

    Books: exist
    Disney: I’m gonna pretend I didn't see that.

  • @wowfirebat
    @wowfirebat Před 4 lety +108

    Oh sorry, I thought this was the Artemis Fowl trailer, but now I see this is something completely different.

    • @BlindGardener
      @BlindGardener Před 4 lety +9

      Spy kids

    • @wheatshake8863
      @wheatshake8863 Před 4 lety

      Disney’s | “Bringing Artemis To Life”
      Mar 16, 2020
      czcams.com/video/ZGZ9X740kiQ/video.html
      ...18,829 views...
      Mar 21, 2020
      ...

  • @buckleygeneration
    @buckleygeneration Před 2 lety +6

    This makes The Dark Tower look like an extremely faithful adaptation by comparison. Why even adapt a story if you’re not actually going to adapt it?

  • @ametrine7462
    @ametrine7462 Před 3 lety +92

    I looked at it yesterday and it was amazing!!
    Such an amazing book, and I can’t get over how much I enjoyed reading it. Oh, wait. We’re talking about the movie? No thanks. Bye.

  • @rigyawa9947
    @rigyawa9947 Před 4 lety +239

    Artemis Fowl movie: *is trash*
    Literally every live Disney remake: "First time?"

    • @BigBossGorgutz
      @BigBossGorgutz Před 4 lety +5

      Nah, the Jungle Book had redeeming qualities.
      But honestly that's about the only one of the lot, so I'll give you a big yes.

    • @josephkelly3044
      @josephkelly3044 Před 4 lety +7

      Star Wars fans: Hello There.

    • @kylecyrus9457
      @kylecyrus9457 Před 4 lety +2

      I liked Maleficent. It's so different that U din't really consider it a remake of sleeping beauty, and that scene where the king was talking to her wings while his wife was dying had me laughing so hard I almost pissed myself.

    • @AstraIVagabond
      @AstraIVagabond Před 4 lety

      Not like this.

  • @emily3790
    @emily3790 Před 3 lety +2060

    Ok, but imagine being a little kid whose only exposure to the Artemis Fowl series is this movie. Can you imagine the surprise when you actually read the book, and watch your sweet little boy running around kidnapping and torturing people?
    Priceless

    • @revstalker7334
      @revstalker7334 Před 3 lety +77

      Switch Artemis with Eragon and that's how I first found out about the books. Honestly maybe that's why I still find the Eragon movie a guilty pleasure of mine. Though gonna say, from the bad trio of Eragon, Percy Jackson and (eventually) Artemis Fowl, Eragon at least roughly followed the plot.

    • @slingshothero8856
      @slingshothero8856 Před 3 lety +74

      Good Lord I just face palmed seeing this. In the books the dad never knows anything about the world of magic! How did the creator of the books sign off on this perversion? Its so loosely based it should have been a totally different movie and probably would do better than this! It disappoints me on every level.

    • @Mike-hy8cs
      @Mike-hy8cs Před 3 lety +26

      @@slingshothero8856 he probably signed off on it cause they gave him a nice paycheck. Great for the author but it would have been better if colfer had say on the movie adaptation. Movies are always better when they consult with the writer.

    • @esthersue3403
      @esthersue3403 Před 3 lety +5

      SlingShot Hero actually the father did know, but his memory was wiped

    • @jeancarlos6787
      @jeancarlos6787 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Mike-hy8cs From my understanding he had already been pushing for a movie for a long time now, I guess when disney stepped up he was more eager to just get it done as a last statement to the franchise

  • @4deleDaz33m
    @4deleDaz33m Před 3 lety +3

    How the hell did Kenneth Branagh's directing career went from Thor, Cinderella and Murder on the Orient Express to this? Man, I hope he redeem his directing career in Death On The Nile

    • @DeviousKid45
      @DeviousKid45 Před 2 lety

      2 words. Executive Meddling. Kenneth Branagh didn''t direct this. The executives of Disney and Miramax did.

  • @JamaicanMeCrazy
    @JamaicanMeCrazy Před 3 lety +4

    Disney: I like the name Artemis fowl. ........

  • @nightfuryflame7366
    @nightfuryflame7366 Před 4 lety +555

    Everything this movie destroyed:
    -Artemis' entire criminal mastermind character
    -Holly, no longer a badass
    -Butler, how is he the knowledgeable one now?
    -Artemis' Father WTF?
    -Artemis and Butler's relationship
    -Artemis and Holly's relationship
    -The entire fucking plot
    -The entire fucking point of the story
    -Oh my God is Artemis wearing JEANS???
    -Artemis is no longer self-made
    -He's just in the shadow of his father now
    -Holly looks like she lost all her spice
    -If Artemis is suddenly a badass fighter he doesn't need Butler anymore
    -Opal... seriously??
    -Does Artemis even DO anything in this movie?
    -He's wearing JEANS!!!
    Everything this movie got right:
    -The manner looks like a well-chosen set

    • @KJ-ud9uf
      @KJ-ud9uf Před 4 lety +9

      Night Fury Flame the actor for holly looks nice and i think she was chosen well imo
      But i see what you mean

    • @DircKenn
      @DircKenn Před 4 lety +1

      LAZY PEOPLE WHI CALL THEMSELVES “WRITERS”

    • @nightfuryflame7366
      @nightfuryflame7366 Před 4 lety +13

      @@KJ-ud9uf You're right. Holly was cast well but here character is ruined, she has no spice!

    • @BrieoRobino
      @BrieoRobino Před 4 lety

      A lot of the stuff you just listed cannot be deduced by the short trailer

    • @TeaMasterIroh
      @TeaMasterIroh Před 4 lety +29

      And why is Commander Root played by a woman? I haven't read the books in a while but I think that Holly Short is supposed to be the only female officer at LEPrecon. She had to constantly prove herself. Casting a woman as Root completely destroys Holly's character arc.

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 Před 4 lety +1779

    That better not be Artemis we see fencing. The Artemis we know nearly died climbing a ladder.

    • @tp1924
      @tp1924 Před 4 lety +183

      samtherat6 he nearly died when he got punched in the face by holly

    • @INoahGuy1
      @INoahGuy1 Před 4 lety +39

      That’s not fencing. It’s called kendo.

    • @michalsoukup1021
      @michalsoukup1021 Před 4 lety +9

      He ride horses... That is not that far from fencing, but yep...

    • @Alphapkmn
      @Alphapkmn Před 4 lety +85

      Michal Soukup And even then, he only does THAT because, and if I may quote, “the horse does most of the work”. He blew off most of his excersizing to go work on a laser or a plane... one of the two, I forget which!

    • @JoshuaPaulHollenbeck
      @JoshuaPaulHollenbeck Před 4 lety +20

      @@INoahGuy1 we know its Kendo , fencing was used as a generic pejorative .

  • @rebegg99
    @rebegg99 Před 3 lety +44

    Me: Has anyone read the book?
    Disney: No.
    Disney: So we're going to make a movie of it!
    Me: No.
    Disney: Lets make it nothing like the book.
    Me: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
    Disney: Lets make it even worse than the Percy Jackson movie.
    Me: Stop this torture!
    Disney: Lets make the characters be nothing like the books.
    Me:...
    Disney: LETS MAKE ARTEMIS WEAR CASUAL!!!!
    Me: ( begs LEP for mind wipe, then throws self off cliff into pit of goblins )

  • @joestein1988
    @joestein1988 Před 7 měsíci

    You need the confidence of Tom Felton to portray Artemis Fowl

  • @IreneShardaForever
    @IreneShardaForever Před 4 lety +3933

    Ugh, they totally messed up Artemis' character. He's a cold, calculating, manipulative, evil mastermind who acts like a 20-year-old stuck in a 12-year-olds body. Now he's a helpless welp who needs to be shown the supposed secrets of his family? Original Artemis already knew all those secrets and he was the one who discovered the fairy world all on his own. Why have you nerfed him so?

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan Před 4 lety +449

      Totally this.
      In the books, Arty literally figures out the fairy world exists on his own, at 12 years old, purely so he can LITERALLY ROB THEM. And then he DOES. In the face of impossible technology and magic, he freaking ROBS THEM BLIND like they were chumps, troll or no troll.
      This? This isn't Fowl, it's FOUL!

    • @Shadowkey392
      @Shadowkey392 Před 4 lety +91

      Probably for relatability. Hard for kids to relate to cold, calculating criminal super-geniuses.

    • @twigjr4019
      @twigjr4019 Před 4 lety +76

      @@Shadowkey392 still wish they wouldn't just target it like this

    • @SerenityFeueropal
      @SerenityFeueropal Před 4 lety +300

      @@Shadowkey392 And yet the books were written for children...

    • @alexmcaniff6446
      @alexmcaniff6446 Před 4 lety +57

      @@SerenityFeueropal this

  • @sunnyoasis2226
    @sunnyoasis2226 Před 4 lety +1352

    This Artemis would probably say yes to a lollipop.

  • @dreamsyns
    @dreamsyns Před 3 lety +24

    Aidan Gallagher would been great as Artemis Fowl..

  • @octolia2024
    @octolia2024 Před 2 lety +1

    Disney: Holy Cannoli, Kids! I’m Telling You! If You’re Not Watching Artemis Fowl On Disney Plus, You’re Going To Turn Into A Dwarf!

  • @frankundercoverdragon6288
    @frankundercoverdragon6288 Před 4 lety +452

    This makes the Percy Jackson movies look like masterpieces that recreated the books word for word

    • @FrostedMike
      @FrostedMike Před 4 lety +24

      True. At least Percy Jackson followed the "general" story... In zig zags, but still the same ending...
      I can name you 3 big changes in this trailer that take the entire story to a completely different direction from the very begining.

    • @chuggaa100
      @chuggaa100 Před 4 lety +3

      Nah. Nothing tops those movies in terms of butchering the source material

    • @lolsa123
      @lolsa123 Před 4 lety +4

      *COUGH*eragon*COUGH*

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 Před 4 lety +6

      @@chuggaa100 ehm have you read the Artemis fowl books...

    • @chuggaa100
      @chuggaa100 Před 4 lety +1

      @@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 "Ehm" Have you read Percy Jackson?

  • @alexpilz5614
    @alexpilz5614 Před 4 lety +251

    Hey Disney, it's not April Fools quite yet, but I get it, everyone mistakes a date or two in their life. When can we expect the ACTUAL trailer?

  • @juliarainemaglalang4656
    @juliarainemaglalang4656 Před 3 lety +7

    Artemis way too expressive and athletic (especially this lol). He’s supposed to be a pseudo-villain with a calculating nearly-emotionless demeanor and arrogant.
    I remember being hyped up for a movie, but now I feel like I’m not missing much by not seeing this. Think I’ll go re-read the books 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @UglyApprentice
    @UglyApprentice Před 3 lety +22

    Actors: do a pretty good job Writers: didn’t read the books

  • @jarodmorris7704
    @jarodmorris7704 Před 4 lety +2447

    As a great man once said: "Is this an out of season April fools' joke?"

  • @aaronjohnston2751
    @aaronjohnston2751 Před 4 lety +582

    So instead of doing a faithful adaptation of a unique series... we are getting a generic “following in my parent’s footsteps” story. Who okayed this and why were they not fired?

    • @gavingameplay5790
      @gavingameplay5790 Před 4 lety +6

      Technically Artemis fowl started as a following in my parents foot steps thing.

    • @allmight2926
      @allmight2926 Před 4 lety +21

      @@gavingameplay5790 yes *_BUT_* no

    • @johnwhitters3234
      @johnwhitters3234 Před 4 lety +4

      @Dan S I mean this movie is probably gonna flop lmao.

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 Před 4 lety +22

      @@gavingameplay5790 Not really? Artemis becoming a criminal mastermind was taking the helm of the Fowl empire _after_ his father tried to shut it all down, and his father had no knowledgeable of the fairy world. Fucking nobody did. Artemis set out to literally do something that no Mud Man had _ever_ successfully done.

    • @galadine12
      @galadine12 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh... did you miss the Disney logo in the intro?

  • @emilypotter5064
    @emilypotter5064 Před 3 lety

    Butler: Scared, Artemis?
    Artemis: I prefer scared to dead.
    Nobody:

  • @shengxu4020
    @shengxu4020 Před 3 lety +3

    It's very different in the book cover.
    In the book: Butler white.
    In the film: Butler brown.

  • @zainaayub7884
    @zainaayub7884 Před 4 lety +501

    Artemis wouldn't be caught dead in a T-shirt and hoodie

    • @Blackestfang
      @Blackestfang Před 4 lety +20

      No kidding every time he had to wear one in the novels the first thing he did when getting out of that situation is get in proper suit or such

    • @you.know_me
      @you.know_me Před 4 lety +12

      he complained to Angeline fowl when she bought him a t-shirt and jeans!!!

    • @arianazeid4524
      @arianazeid4524 Před 4 lety

      Yes

    • @M.A.R.S.
      @M.A.R.S. Před 4 lety +9

      *Although* he did consciously choose to wear a hoodie and pants to disguise himself in the beginning of the 3rd book to steal that art piece

    • @kaxdra
      @kaxdra Před 4 lety +5

      @@M.A.R.S. BUT that doesnt matter because thats like the only time we see him in something thats not a suit

  • @firerath
    @firerath Před 4 lety +797

    We're all thinking it so I'm just going to say it.
    D'arvit.

  • @NZsMa
    @NZsMa Před 2 lety +2

    Strange we bought the book years ago with a sticker that said "soon to be a major motion picture" & yet we never heard about the movie. You'd think, especially during the pandemic when everyone was stuck at home, that they would have publicized this a bit more.

  • @philipthecow
    @philipthecow Před 2 lety +4

    Is it really that hard to make a reasonably faithful adaptation of the book?

  • @crazyfellow11
    @crazyfellow11 Před 3 lety +776

    "I'm Holly Short, your ally on the other side"
    Umm, you mean the cop Artemis kidnapped and ransomed? the whole plot of the book? How do you mess up an adaptation this badly?

    • @Felixr2
      @Felixr2 Před 3 lety +45

      Easy. Just be Disney and the rest happens automatically

    • @frisbyart
      @frisbyart Před 3 lety +12

      Disney is known for doing source materials justice if they rework them properly (Tangled), and then they have source materials where they...I don’t know what they did (John Carter, The Black Cauldron, A Wrinkle in Time).
      They grab so much material, but yet they grab one part of the books, a title from another book, cram as many parts from other books, and make up whatever else.

    • @Martin-rh6bn
      @Martin-rh6bn Před 3 lety +13

      @@frisbyart at least john carter was fun to watch. The artemis foul movie is just pure shite

    • @gretajo5066
      @gretajo5066 Před 3 lety +7

      movies always ruin the books. percy jackson is a great reference.

    • @0xsergy
      @0xsergy Před 3 lety +1

      pretty sure they combined all the books into one here lol so they probably took her 'emotions' from after those first few books of kidnapping..

  • @blujeangirl32
    @blujeangirl32 Před 4 lety +510

    How is this “Artemis Fowl”?!?
    Definitely not based on the book.
    Why do they have to change the entire plot?

    • @imperialone8526
      @imperialone8526 Před 4 lety +7

      amber_the_first and the character don’t forget that

    • @GamerBoy870
      @GamerBoy870 Před 4 lety +7

      Because Disney doesn't give a shit

    • @SoapyFae
      @SoapyFae Před 4 lety +3

      @Hyrum Wood i'd be surprised if this makes any money because actual artemis fowl fans aren't gonna pay to see this trash.

    • @theducklord5748
      @theducklord5748 Před 4 lety +1

      They didn’t change the entire plot they kept 0.000001006004% of the plot

  • @crayzee4735
    @crayzee4735 Před 2 lety +2

    Me : mom can i have the artemis fowl book?
    Mom : you silly, why read a book when we already have the film?
    artemis fowl movie :

  • @devon6668
    @devon6668 Před 3 lety +5

    This trailer reminds me of back in school days where I found myself in the unfortunate position of having a book report due the following day, but have not read said book. You could own up to, tell the teacher and hope for some mercy on the make-up. I however would choose to swing for the fences every time. It worked out great once where I gave a 12 minute speach on a book I basically only knew the title of. The others times were something akin to this movie. In my case I was a just a dumb lazy kid, and would dissapoint a most one teacher. Also I wouldn't blow millions of dollars to do so.
    Though I'm bugged this abomination of a book adaptation came to be, I'm honestly more curious as to the behind the scenes process of how it happened and how many times, if any, that someone would ask the creative director: "Yeah, but are you sure?" Or at what point they came to the realisation that they done goofed. Thats a movie I like to see. Lord knows Disney/Hollywood got lots of source to pull from. "The making of a Turd Burger: A Hollwood Story"

  • @Luka1180
    @Luka1180 Před 4 lety +203

    With the Artemis Fowl movie, they didn't butcher the source material. They yeeted it off a cliff after tying nooses around the characters' necks so they could drag the bodies back up so they could dance them around as puppets. They also painted them to look different.

    • @DukeofKeK
      @DukeofKeK Před 4 lety +3

      I mean really, Butler is F*CKING JAPANESE!!!! well you can't say Disney not reverting back to the song of the south type casting.

    • @the_user1522
      @the_user1522 Před 4 lety +4

      @@DukeofKeK Butler, is euroasian, not necessary Japanese.
      But is the plot the problem!
      If they would stayed original to the books, i personally could accept this.
      But the Disney is Disney.
      I hope the ones that come up with this idea fall from a cliff.

    • @DukeofKeK
      @DukeofKeK Před 4 lety +1

      @@the_user1522 in later books it say him and his sister are euro/japanese. But I digress the trailer looks like it's a sequel to the book series.

    • @onebigfox8310
      @onebigfox8310 Před 4 lety +3

      Butler being black also has problems since his family served the Fowls for generations which gives me some slavery vibes

  • @Loptr177
    @Loptr177 Před 4 lety +759

    The Percy Jackson fandom offers their support if the book is screwed over in this movie.

    • @Glicer14
      @Glicer14 Před 4 lety +59

      Do you think that you still have chance to keep 1st place in the worst book adaptation or you will finally loose to someone?

    • @Loptr177
      @Loptr177 Před 4 lety +72

      @@Glicer14 I honestly wouldn't wish that on any fandom, but it seems that Disney wants a civil war...

    • @Patrick-pw3rz
      @Patrick-pw3rz Před 4 lety +18

      Best. Comment. Ever.

    • @Dekead1930
      @Dekead1930 Před 4 lety +1

      Appreciate it

    • @alexlamnek2795
      @alexlamnek2795 Před 4 lety +17

      i’m part of both i hate my life atm

  • @jjakjjak5231
    @jjakjjak5231 Před 2 lety +6

    There was a time when Disney had imagination and courage. Was that 80 years ago or more recent?

  • @garethkeemore31
    @garethkeemore31 Před 3 lety +4

    Scriptwriter : "How crap do you want this movie to be?"
    Disney : "Yes"