The WORST Disney Movie Ever Made
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Just remember, the book is about Artemis Fowl holding a fairy hostage so he can get tax free fairy gold.
Burn the rich, tax Artemis Fowl!!!
and then he blackmails the hostage to do some magic for him for half the gold "back"
So what the fuck was the point in the kidnapping???? I didnt read the books so I dont know in case if there's a actual reason
@Nick Lawson so everything in the movie wasn't in the books at all?
@@mist4255 The Oculus and Opal and his dad's kidnapping and so forth? Nope. He simply wanted his already-rich family to be UBER-billionaires once more after his dad disappeared, so he kidnapped Holly in order to demand a ransom of fairy gold. That's his motivation, in full. No "I'm only doing this because a bad person forces me to!" excuses. Just wanting money. Which is kind of refreshing in a child character, because normally people can't bring themselves to write children as villains.
The Artemis Fowl kids can now feel the pain us Percy Jackson kids felt watching the two movies we got, especially Sea of Monsters.
I read both..
@@au6244 same
At least us PJ fans are getting a second chance with the TV series. Hopefully it’ll be better…
@@theshadow4887we can only hope
@The Shadow I’m very excited for that, Rick don’t fail us now!
As a person who actually deciphered the fairy language by myself and still has my hand written translation sheet in a notebook, this movie is indeed a sin on multiple fronts.
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Doesn’t the book give you a translation sheet? Lol. A true genius takes the easy solutions when they’re available.
@@The_D0C70R this feels like an r/iamverysmart moment
@@buttercat2718 Thats cause it is.
@@The_D0C70R I got a bookmark that helped me translate
One thing that I find just completely, horribly hilarious is that they made the Butlers black and Root a woman (which just completely threw his whole character arc out the window, as well as the real adversity Holly faced as the only female LEPrecon officer) for diversity points, and then they whitewashed Holly, who is *canonically* dark-skinned. If I didn't know any better, I'd have thought Disney made this movie just to troll AF fans.
EDIT: Yes, I'm still salty about this movie a year later. I'll never stop being salty about it.
You aren't the only one. I loved the entire series when I was young. This could have been the next Harry Potter if the movie did any justice to the book. But no, we got this completely abhorrent abomination that did nothing but insult the readers who made the book so popular in the first place.
Yeah tbh, I feel like this entire thing was a huge FUCK YOU to the old fans of Artemis Fowl, literally nothing made sense. Nothing.
I read all the books and refused to watch the movie but I find that tragically hilarious too, somehow this movie managed to be misogynistic and racist by trying to add more feminism and diversity, I wonder if they just skimmed the synopsis or something because how can you have trouble understanding the basic plot of a book written for children and somehow have the job of adapting it
I died inside when I saw a black butler and a porcelain-white holly.
just who the fuck do they, the production crew, think they are? criminal masterminds? actually... what they did SHOULD be criminal
@@wiiink I watched the movie...but I didn't pay to watch it. Instead, I got a free trial for Disney+ and watched it that way (I knew it was going to be terrible...I just wanted to see how bad. It exceeded my expectations.
Artemis Fowl was such a prodigy that he made a box office failure at eleven.
mood
This comment reminded me of "the abundance of katherines".... Dont know why🧐
Lmfao
He defenitly felt that.
@Bring Back the Angry Birds Stella Series "yes... Yes we are."
"This Movie is worse then The Last Airbender"
_YIKES_ I didn't think that was possible 😞
Same honestly
I wish it wasn’t
Me neither 😂 like how dumb can people get
ninjasanin500 same
These movies dont exsist in ba sing se
Now they too understand the pain.
It's like "Peter Johnson: The Lightbulb Thief" all over again.
That shit movie was just insulting in every way possible
ngl, i think that apollo foul was actually way worse
i was in both fandoms and i nearly cried both times
@@imawaffle148 yeah as bad as the Percy Jackson movie was, i feel like this one doesnt even qualify as a movie, its more just a collection of sequences, kinda like rise of skywalkee
@@Jay_Bird123 I feel you
From what I remember Artimes fowl was more like a comically proper child with limitless resources running around because *he* believes in fairies, and is old enough to think rationally but young enough to believe in fairies.
Ends up kidnapping a fairy and the rest of the book is a tense hostage situation in the mansion.
More or less yes
Thats a very interesting summary of Artemis Fowl-by perspective of person that didnt read it
@@valhatan3907 its mostly true not how I would word it but still true
I saw the film. The movie was painful to watch. I read the books. I was hyping for this film. Thanks, Disney.
Alive Ashes I wouldn’t go that far, every other movie these days is adapted or inspired by a book and it’s more hit and miss rather than mostly duds, just depends on who’s adapting the material
Alive Ashes IT, Harry Potter, Avengers( based on comics),
I can't even imagine. Sorry you had to experience that
Disney fucks up everything
Axel Hernandez The X-Men and Percy Jackson movies weren’t owned by Disney when they came out, but since they own Fox now they can properly fuck them up in their own way
Old Title: "Artemis Fowl is worse than I thought"
New Title: "The WORST Disney Movie Ever Made"
Worst than Chicken Little? Wow.
@@Alejandroigarabide chicken little was a BANGER
Dominic Campbell yed wtf chick little slapped as a kid
Ale Igarabide DONT DISS CHICKEN LITTLE LIKE THAT
Ale Igarabide CHICKEN LITTTEL IS A CLASSIC HOW *DARE* YOU
I was already cautious when they showed the trailer. Butler was of wrong ethnicity, and he had a good reason behind his race in the book, and Commander Root's gender was swapped as well. His gender ALSO had a good reason in the book. Switching them up actually ruins their entire character arc throughout the Artemis Fowl books.
I read the books when I was in sixth grade. Don't let this horrible movie discourage you from reading the series. It gets deep into different Mythologies, especially in the UK. A beautiful worldbuilding that anyone can vividly imagine. A system where magic is not unlimited and has a time to refill said magic, and much much more.
As an Artemis Fowl book fan, let me say that this movie just got Shyamalan'd.
Just proves the people behind this movie paid no attention to the books
"A system where magic is not unlimited and has a time to refill said magic"
Sounds like D&D's Vancian system of Magic.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VancianMagic
The third characteristic especially sounds like it could describe the Artemis Fowl magic system.
Switching Root's gender doesn't ruin Root's character arc, it ruins holly's.
Well the good thing about the movie is it making those like myself who never heard the book series and wants to read. I'm on the 4th book btw. 😁
It’s actually kinda funny, the josh gad mouth scene is one of the more accurate parts, they just absolutely ruined it by completely ignoring any of the other context. Mulch is supposed to be a nasty gross little creature and you’re told about how dwarves “dig” early on. In a better version of this movie you’d actually learn how dwarves work, Mulch would be a gross CGI fantasy creature the whole time, and this scene wouldn’t be remotely as jarring because it wouldn’t be all uncanny valley and it would be perfectly in line with the foreshadowed information about dwarves and the inherent grossness of the character
That and the psychologist scene.
They just placed it horribly and made the exact same scene terrible.
Constant yelling after kidnapping of Holly...
"My dad got kidnapped"
"My dad is dead"
Pause
"You must trust me now"
"Ok bet"
It's just like Batman v Superman but with Martha.
“Let’s bond over our mutual lack of father figures.”
Muhammad Haziq lol that’s what I was thinking
Marrtha!!
Bruh, that dialogue was something straight out of Oblivion XD
I guess Artemis Fowl fans understand Percy Jackson fans, and I’m a fan of both so I’ve been disappointed twice
weebtrash Yo same. I’m not a big fan of either, but the Artemis Fowl movie was a disappointment. And the Percy Jackson movie was just horrible
Same im a fan of both and have been let down twice.
@@Troll_vs. actually we've been let down thrice
@@masterofmages729 i always forget they made a sea of monsters movie
I’ve been triple-burned. Eragon, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl. End my suffering
Despite how bad this movie is, I'll give one good thing about it: It introduced me to the original books.
My face watching this movie had the exact same expression as your profile picture.
Wait, why did this movie entice you to read? glad you did but this is strange to me
@@tjofcarolina1776 Well the original teaser trailer for the movie introduced me to the book.
They literally cut out the ONE scene that proved Artemis was smart and make sense of the stakes
It's the prologue where artemis hunted an alchoholic fairy then deciphered the entire language in a day based of on like pdfs off their bible and history. it could also explain why the fairies couldn't enter the house
Like that one part would have made the movie more close to the book and disney decided to cut it
@@ace-of2qr Not to mention the absurdly badass scene of Butler completely savaging the Troll.
i wanna cry even harder now knowing they wasted the one hope that could probably make the movie at least 2% better
Artimus Fowl books were fantastic
I forgot the movie existed and I was stupid to remember and try to watch it
I lasted 10 minutes.
And that scene is in the trailer but they cut it out for some random reason
As someone who has loved Artemis fowl for years I say it’s almost, almost as bad as the Peter Johnson movies. Almost. Why they choose to try and combine all the books into one movie I will never understand. That’s why it feels so rushed
Nice
Peter Johnson LMAOOOO
Ah yes the best book, peter johnson
I hate peter Johnson movies
Peter Johnson? lol
I love how he slowly pronounces Artemis more incorrectly throughout the video
OTTERMISS
It's even spelled incorrectly in the thumbnail, "Artmer Forl"...
Didn't know the "stonks" guy was making titles
sucks to know that Disney still owns Josh Gad's soul.
Little did Disney know that Gad was a part of Book of Mormon a musical by Trey Parker and Matt Stone: The creators of South Park an adult cartoon and Book of Mormon can be very inappropriate at times.
Let that sink in.
Every time I hear Josh Gad talk in real life, I want to shove him in a locker. And this is coming from a guy who was pretty seriously bullied in school. Whether it’s him live-streaming his crying session on Instagram to “comfort” his “fans,” or tweeting about how Soul should win Best Picture because “it’s time” for an animated film to win best picture, he strikes me as that classmate you have in theater class who takes himself way too seriously and tries to make every word he says sound emotionally riveting. I’m sure he’s a nice dude in person, I just wish he was more self-aware.
@@neal2399 so it's not just me 🤣 can't stand him
Artemis was the villain of his first book. Holly was the hero. One of those “the protagonist is the bad guy, the antagonist is the good guy.” So hard to pull off, but Eoin Colfer did it. Artemis was cold and calculating. Completely unfeeling. The only people he cared about were Butler, his mom(who was bed-ridden and had dementia), and his dad. Everyone else was collateral.
And molly
Jordyn Hooks you mean Juliet?
@@funkyfranx no the fairy, I might got her name wrong
@@jordynhooks1133 You're thinking of Holly. But Artemis didn't care about her until a few books later, and by that stage there was a lot of other people he had grown to care for. In the first book, Artemis only cared about his parents, Butler and Juliet.
"My father was kidnapped."
"My father is dead."
"Can i trust you?"
Bethesda dialogue
@@flyingfloorboard4097 couldn't have put it better myself
"why are you locked in the bathroom?"
ikr how stupid
Funniest line in the entire movie
If he’s so smart, why don’t they call him SMARTemis Fowl 🤔
carLITos asking the *real* questions
I kinda hate that his name is Artemis, since Artemis is a goddess, not a god, so it's kinda weird to me. 😅
@@BM-vz6kk funnily enough, I didn't know of Artemis the Goddess when I first read the series as a kid so it felt like a male name to me for years. I know better now but he's not even the last character I know to specifically be given a female name. It's all about the meaning and Artemis even talks about his name more thoroughly in the third book and why he was given it.
Because in the movie he's not smart. He acts like he's mentally challenged
Underrated comment
This makes Cars 2, Chicken Little, and every bad Disney sequel and live action movie look like a masterpiece.
Anyone else remember how Butler was called Butler in the books? And how you didn't learn his first name until like book four? And now, even though his name is STILL Butler, you can't ever call him that. Weird choice that.
Yeah it was the third book, and not even calling him domovoi but DOM of all things, it's not even a slightly formal relationship
And Artemis telling him his name is enough to initiate total recall
Not to mention that in the books, the English word "butler" comes from the fact that Butlers have historically served Fowls for hundreds of years.
He gets the books from 1 synopses and yet the director didn’t
Bold of you to assume the director knows how to read
Na the director just guessed by the book cover
@@ddl3718 Assuming he know the cover of the books
@@ddl3718 even the book cover of artemis fowl is the book of the people, which i haven't heard mentioned in a single review of this movie
Kenneth Branagh: Derp, I am not Miguel in The Road to El Dorado, I’m the director, I can do whatever the fuck I want, including getting the book much less than a non-filmmaker like 24 Frames. Derpy derpy derp!
XD
To be fair, Artemis being a jackass is one hundred percent accurate to the first few books
he's not even good at it though
He thinks hes big.
But not the way this kid is. He was a jackass in how apathetic and ruthless he was, not cuz he was a kid.
Also, only first first book is good. And he is a huge jackass in it, but he was actually a villian in that book, unlike the rest. From the second book and onward he became a good guy, which went completely against his character. Then by the fourth or fifth book (Honestly any book, after book 1 is hard to remember) the writer forgets that he was a villain entirely, and gets rid of what little 'bad boy' vibe they were trying to attempt (and failing every time they attempted, after book 1)
@@catastrophicatack6974 no. Wrong. It’s called character development.
the fact that eoin colfer was an executive producer on the film makes it baffle me even more that this move was actually released and not just cancelled.
I heard that it was originally going to be a faithful adaptation. I have no idea why they changed the script
14:42 When I wached this movie and this line came up, I was like "No you aren't! How is he a criminal mastermind?! All he did was fighting a bunch of elves and a troll. How does this make him a *criminal* mastermind?"
He is in the books
@@alexanderboyd4026 yeah that’s the point. In the movie he literally Isn’t
And the boat guy is... **ad starts playing**
Me: and the boat guy is what?!?! I need to know what happened to the boat guy!!!!
What are ads?
He ded. 😂
I didn’t originally read the books before watching the movie and I still recognized this movie needed to burn in the depths of hell.
I've only read two graphic novels based on Artemis Fowl's adventures. I can say they did a better job of visually showing you the story. Not this movie.
Joseph Calabrese yeah, thank god I read the first book after the movie because when I watched for a second time, it was even worse! :D
@@josephcalabrese6337 I would say for anybody interested in a more visual version the graphic novels are amazing,
and of course the books are great too.
I’m just gonna go read the the book for the very first time just to cleanse the raging disappointment I have for this movie.
i was a percy jackson kid and an artemis fowl kid. they really had to ruin 2 of my favourite childhood series, didnt they?
It’s kinda like two nukes on Japan, I feel you
Please tell me they won't do one for the fowl twins now please
At least now they’re fixing percyjackson 😅
I love that he takes of his glasses and stares straight at the fairy he had kept prisoner.
Not like the glasses have a purpose and the second he took them off holly would have mind controlled him to let her go
The audacity of him to say that he's a criminal mastermind after he's done nothing literally nothing the entire movie let alone anything masterfully!!! I'm so heartbroken 💔
ha yeah
only bad things hes done were kidnap a fairy and bust somebody out of government place in the books there is at least an elaborate plan and he has to do much more
He masterfully disappointed me
He's a villian, but not a super one
The books are way better
For everyone wondering: the real plot of the film
Artemis fowl is a criminal mastermind working around the underworld to make up for the absence of his father, who was captured by the mafia when he tried to intrude on their market. His mother slowly went mad when his father disappeared, but Artemis didn’t want anyone to know In case they took him away. His family used to have a fortune but his dad had invested it all. Artemis had heard rumors of fairies- and that they were rich.
He found one that gave him their sacred text. He managed to translate it, and it told him that they had a fund to pay back for any human captured. It told him they could erase memories, and that they could stop time. It also told him that they had magic that they needed to be recharged by planting an acorn in the ground in a specific place. It also told him fairies couldn’t enter a house uninvited without losing their magic (stealing is a no no.).
He managed to capture a fairy when she was trying to restore her powers (holly), and took her back to the mansion with Butler. The fairy police contacted him and negotiated. He said he wanted x amount of gold. They refused, and out the whole place under a time shield. Then, mulch, a dwarf (Josh gad in this movie) is shown in prison. He was with his species mortal enemy and managed to outsmart them. The police force recruited him, as he could break and enter. He managed to get in, and found out that Artemis had a copy of their sacred text. He told the police force, and then faked his own death so he could escape.
Holly had managed to take an acorn with her, and managed to plant it. Now she had her powers back.Artemis was still her captor and they hated each other, The police force was tired of negotiating, so they sent in a troll. The troll almost killed Butler but Butler managed to be saved by Holly the fairy. Holly may have hated Artemis, but was neutral with Butler. Now back to full health, Butler incapacitated the troll.
The police threaten to basically release a nuclear bomb on the place, but Artemis says that if they do they will kill Holly. Essentially he says- send in the gold and I’ll release her. Then nuke the place but I’ll still survive haha. They say “ok sure! Let’s do that!”. They send in the gold. Then Artemis, for the first time acting like a normal boy asks Holly to heal his mother in exchange for half the gold. She accepts. Then she goes out with half the gold, and they nuke the place (the nuke wouldn’t actually destroy anything except life).
I forgot to mention that the time field won’t let anyone go to sleep if they were awake. It won’t let anyone wake up if they were asleep. So Artemis drugs all of them, so they escape the limits of the time field and go to the future when the nuke already happened. They all escaped unscathed with half the gold. Mulch runs off with the other half by stealing it. That’s the end of the first book.
The second book is where they rescue his father, and start working together.
Incapacitate? Dude Butler strapped on a knights armor and mercilessly brutalizes the troll with a mace making him the only human to beat a troll.
Also (spoilers)
Butler looks like he would've in the third book.
Thank you, now I want to read the books!
thank you :D
@@gxriz2044 Hope you enjoy! Honestly Artemis is an absolute brat with like maybe one sympathetic part of his (how he acts with his mother) but that's honestly the point. One of the best parts of the series is how he becomes redeemable over time and how he actually grows a friendship with Holly and the other fairies.
okay...
WHY THE HELL DID THEY NOT MAKE THIS MOVIE?!
HOW FULL OF FART ARE THESE SUITED SPHINCTERS RIGHT NOW!?!
Having read the books, this is really more of an Artemis Foul.
Soooo....
We gonna talk about the guy who looks like a Hagrid knockoff?
he looks like hagrid and olaf had a kid
He's supposed to be a dwarf.
Yeah, didn't work out...
@@fluffynator6222 yeah in the film they ruined what he was meant to be imo.
he's entirely meant to be big, but they kind of made a lot of his stuff not function.
Why is Artemis surfing I... I... Just can't.. understand... they really didn't even try like at all
Book Artemis: Has asthma attack climbing up a ladder.
Movie Artemis: SURF'S UP DUDE!
LIKE BRUH HE SURFS AND SKATEBOARDS IN THE MOVIE WHEN IN THE BOOKS THE HEAVIEST THING HE HAS EVER CARRIED AROUND WITH HIM IS HIS C E L L P H O N E
Artemis is way too much of a weeny to surf
It would have been so much easier to not film that.
Yeah um he’s not even athletic
Holly's character is made less interesting by changing Commander Root to a female character. It basically shatters the fact that she worked hard to get into Lep-Recon, despite the apparent sexist nature of the underground society, and is trying to prove that she can handle the tasks at hand.
I'd wager that THAT is a far better satisfying gender equality than just change a gender character.
concept: female butler, black root. that way nothing happens to the lep atmosphere and butler actually looks like she could be related to artemis which is necessary several times in the book series, no representation lost
@Haku infinite i have not seen fant4stic thankfully, but yeah they should have made either ben or the main guy black or, you know, BOTH siblings instead of having to add that adoption shit
@Haku infinite well, since Disney has the property now, and is planning a fantastic four movie for the MCU, we may finally get a good FF movie
The worst thing about this movie, in my opinion, is the fact that it completely strays from the plot line of the books. They also go against everything that was setup in the book. One example is that in this movie, the time stop is apparently just portable, but in the books, it was high-tech, advanced technology. It seems like the writers read an online summary of the book, and then did the rest themselves.
There was a lot of work needed to create one timestop, which also needed a lot of magic involved to even get it to work at all. This movie just, hashes that into the void...
"I'm Artemis Fowl, and I'm a criminal mastermind"
Sandy: "NO, YOU AIN'T!!!"
I absolutely LOVED the books. I felt physical pain when I learned Disney fucked it up.
Edit: The "jerk" aspect of Artemis is actually in the books, in the books he started off all snotty and proud, until one or two books later, when he reformed. Then something happened, no spoilers though.
Edit Edit (Technically now corrections): In the books, Mulch Diggums (Ripoff Haggard) can expand his mouth so he can dig, it's part of his species.
Lol lemme guess he died?
@@uniserenity1414 spoilers in case you want to read the series, it’s just a common courtesy.
He actually doesn’t die until the end of the series.
@@thenumber27issomehowtaken I’ll wait to finish your comment. I want to read the books first. Thanks for the warning
i hated the books in my opinion
now you can understand the percy jackson fan base of wich i am a part
Artemis fowl was such a smart guy that he knew that an adaptation of his life story would be a box-office bomb.
Got you to 100 likes
One of the things that bother me is Orion (bookfans will get that) wearing hoodies and casual clothes if I remember rightly book Artemis wouldn't be seen dead in a hoodie
It’s been a while since I read the series because for some reason my mom doesn’t want me rereading things, but I was laughing my ass off with Orion while simultaneously wanting to die while reading that part
Baha yeah, Artemis loved his suits and professional attire, in book 5? When he's heading down to the bank to grab a painting he needs to look casual as a disguise and he makes it obvious that he hates it so much
"These high tops are ridiculous. How can one be expected you run in soles 3 inches high? I miss my suits" I may have been slightly inaccurate with the quote, I'm working from memory
Actually though, when Nick started calling the character who was supposed to be Opal Koboi a he, that just made me realize how heavily this movie relies on the audience having read the books
And even then the fans refused to acknowledge its existence
Yeah Opal Koboi is a megalomaniac with a shit ton of technology on her side, also a female, which I dont think gets really explained in the movie, then again, I only watched half an hour of it because it was so dogshit
@@tristanraine wait she’s not IN the first book!
@@gracekim25 neither is Artemis Sr
@@thegreatfusili4673 We don't see the relationship between Artemis and his dad until the third book. Crazy
The only good thing about this movie is that it made me read the books.
I'm glad ONE good thing came out of this movie
Same, I’m probably going to read them when I can because this is just... horrendous
Cheezit Police So I’ve heard! I remember thinking it was a Greek adaptation like the Percy Jackson series cause his name was Artemis (a Greek goddess)
Same
Victoria Steiner Irish mythology is actually really interesting if you research it, a lot of what’s in Artemis Fowl is Irish mythology (except the swear toads), in book 3 (I think) Artemis actually says that he is named after the goddess tho
That moment when you realize that A Wrinkle in Time’s movie adaptation is actually better than Artemis Fowl’s.
WOW
The wrinkle in time movie had nothing to do with the actual book
Moon , Artemis Fowl was worse tho lol
@@ftsataros25 thank God I didn't watch artemis fowl than
They were both TRASH, like honestly. It was kinda disappointing
"My father is dead"
"Can I trust you?"
"You have to."
**Cue Mew Mew Power opening**
L a l a l a l a l a
the acting made me think i could become an actor
You are too overqualified ;-)
I was litterally thinking at the time I read the books that I would love to be the Artemis Fowl actor in an movie adaptation, and in fact I realize now that I might be good (or at least better...)
You can
I was named after this book. My freakin name is Artemis. Words fail me when I try to express just how disappointed I am with Disney about this
time to get a new name then
Artemis is such a fcking cool name.
I think you need to get a new name.
Artemis sounds like the name of an important and cool person, you’ve been blessed with an amazing name and the greatest opportunities, thou shall not fail to disappoint.
..
But really what a cool name.
That's a cool name tho
Nick: this is the worst line "I'm Artemis fowl, and I am a criminal mastermind
Top of the morning to you line: Am I a joke to you ?
Ah, the line of the Irish, I see.
That was 99 percent of the comedy in the movie
The "I know every textbook answer to every question you ask" line is worse in terms of delivery the kid just sounds like hes dead inside
But that's how we Irish people talk
@@habit5869 I would be dead inside if I was in this
13:54 When your rag-tag DnD group meets in a tavern and randomly decide to join forces on the first session
The best part about this is just how hellbent Disney was on advertising this film and making sure that it before every single youtube video, every commercial brake, etc. Basically Disney did not allow other advertisements to exist.
Seamless ad transition,, couldn’t even seeee it coming
For me the most funny thing about the whole mess is that they wanted to create the most safe movie possibly so they made some woke changes to the material by casting more POCs and women. Yet somehow they managed to make the movie less progressive than the book series
How the hell can somebody fuck up so badly
I bet 100% they restricted the cast they hired from ány creativity, and they didn’t get to show their capabilities. It’s useless to hire such people when they only ruin their reputation with a failure of a movie. I feel bad for who wanted this to succeed.
It doesn’t help that in the book, Holly is describe with “nut-brown” skin, and she’s white in the movie, while Butler and Juliet are considered Eurasian in the book, but portrayed as black in the film. It’s just such a bruh moment
It literally Disney’s MO nowadays.
Instead of making it seem like they care, it just makes it seem like they have no idea what race and gender are and just assume everyone who's not a white male is the same
Like how they destroyed Holly’s whole character arch by casting Root as a woman? The others were odd but this is the one that directly impacts the plot.
They were arguing. They were yelling at each other. And after 3 seconds, they trust each other cause she says one relatable thing.
Are we sure we're still talking about Artemis Fowl?
That's not the Artemis I know, he would continue to blast back points, saying that it wasnt his problem and that he still has a chance to save his own, yadda yadda, agreeing with her straight away isnt a think Artemis would do
Artemis and Holly straight up didn't like each other for the entire first book
@@liesalllies This, THIS. They didn't fucking like each other at all. Holly was just used as a hostage, nothing more and nothing less. They do get better after the first book but, refer to my first comment for that. Even if Holly would say something smart, Artemis would still find a way to fight against that point lol
I have never read or heard of this series, nor have I even watched this "movie" , but I can already just tell that it does the books no justice.
As someone who read the entire series, I seriously didn't think Disney could fuck a movie up for it this bad. There is an unbelievable amount of things wrong with movie. The plot and sub-plots, all of the main characters personality and traits, the dialogue.....almost everything they fucked up. The books on the other hand are so well written and the stories are interesting. Complex and yet still simple to understand. Multiple unexpected twists in a couple books. A great book series, highly recommend at least reading the first one.
I haven’t seen or read these books, but I know this is bad when the saddest scene in the film is when the big troll destroyed the LEGO death star
I cried when the LEGO Death Star was broken in Spider-Man Homecoming. I sense a theme
Bennett Anderson next: Star Wars is gonna have a LEGO Death Star broken
@@bennettanderson9839 BRO SAME
"My father was kidnapped." "My father is dead." *busts out laughing*
THIS IS NOT A CONTEST, PROTRACTOR EARS...
Artemis Fowl: *exists*
Film Reviewers: *”IT’S FEEDING TIME”*
FRESH MEAT
I honestly don't know how this keeps happening. you have a layout of a story everyone loves and still manage to fuck it up
'glasses for your face'
so no glasses for my arm? that's sad. that makes me sad. just like how the movie makes me feel.
This proves the Percy Jackson curse. Ever the Percy Jackson movie, every movie adaption of a book has sucked, except the og trilogy of Diary of a Wimpy Kid
How to Train Your Dragon didn’t suck, it was just completely different than the books. The Harry Potter films for the most part are good, especially the first, third, and fifth ones. The Lord of the Rings trilogy was incredible.
Ah, the early 21st Century, when good movie adaptations of books (Harry Potter, the HTTYD trilogy, TLotR trilogy, Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie) were rarer than ever before...
So, you wouldn't believe this, but the OG Star Wars trilogy was a big book, made around a year before Episode 4 came out...
this movie made me want to read the books again. Because it had been a few years, and I distinctly remember everything being not this movie.
I reread the books after watching this atrocity as well, they're still quite good books.
"except cool kid books like the boxcar children"
you just pulled very, very deep memories out from my childhood i forgot i even had h e c c
We need him to do "high school the musical the series"
I think he already did.
@@margaretcrowell4995 yep
Margaret Crowell you can say that again
You mean high school musical the musical the series
Real ones will remember when this was called “Artemis Fowl is Worse Than I Thought”.
That was less than 3 hours ago, about an hour before your comment
I remember
Me
The books are so good.
My uncle watched the movie, he hadn’t read the books, he knew something was wrong
(I also watched the movie with him, it’s so bad. Did I mention that I now like the Percy Jackson movie?)
Shoulda picked up Aidan gallagher for Artemis, he's perfect for the role. Though, I doubt even that would save this movie.
Poor Artemis Fowl, the entire internet hates it. I mean, for obvious logical reasons. But still, imagine being a young actor forever being known on the internet for a role in this. I just couldn’t do it.
I didn’t even know that the big climax in this movie was actually the big climax in this movie
Same I thought there would be more 😂 after this movie I want to beat up josh gad lol
Artemis fowl ... the worst Disney movie.
Mulan 2020: Hold my beer
"There's literally nothing to talk about here."
*makes a 17 minute video*
That's actually a performance
The stock images, and calming meme voice is so nice
'I never read any books'
*Sad Captain Underpants noises*
*Sad Diary of a Wimpy Kid*
@@radslimecostsadime7670 Omg yes sorry
Diary of a wimpy kid and captain underpants aren't books they're masterpieces
Also Nate wright, bit of a more niched pick
@@masterofmages729 Oh, yeah, those were fun. I liked the little codes they hid in those books.
Having not read the books, the movie itself was painful to watch.
Its twice as painful if you did read the books.
Actually the therapy scene where he is a jerk is the best part of the movie, just because it is a direct adaptation of an actual exchange in the 2nd book
Yo I could've been Artemis fowl but I was on holiday during offer for the auditions
you wouldve been better, because honestly that kid has no emotion what so ever, his acting was shard for me to watch lmao
you dodged a bullet lmao
HeyIt'sJackie i have to feel bad for the main actor because that’s apparently his first movie role
bruh I saw another comment from someone who was auditioning
nah, the main kid was auditioned bc of his parents
Conspiracy theory: Disney corporation made the corona virus so that they didn’t have to release Artemis foul to theater rather silently to Disney plus
I woke up to my friend linking me a twitter thread of some random person trashing the movie for a good couple of hundred lines.
I'mmature Radish XD
I know its a joke but pls , dont say that, people are dying , not time for jokes about it .
I never read Artemis fowl, but I feel bad for anyone who did, and saw this terrible movie
Or just for anyone who watched this movie
The kim possible live -action movie actually tried to be a kind of decent adaptation of the original series but......... Artemis Fowls is just not just not trying!!
Live Action Movie (Adaptations) are (in my opinion) almost never good. They… just sort of don’t really work for me
They just mashed some of the books together removed alot of the key parts made some stuff up and called it a adaptation
Yeah um the KP movie sort of tried😅 it’s not GREAT but it’s SOMETHING
@@alexanderboyd4026 yeah and I don’t understand why they didn’t just adapt the first book only. Also why is the mother DEAD?! She’s his motivation that humanises him in the books
this movie will make nobody want to read the Artemis Fowl series, Eoin Colfer is probably very disgraced.
I want to know Colfer's reaction on this. I want him to make Disney feel ashamed.
@@shaunapurcell9436 Same!!
Actually I’d say this film probably upped sales. The books came out twenty years ago, this film has definitely got people talking about it again, and since it’s so famously terrible, people are turning to the books to see what actually should have happened
1: you are right, Ezra
2: I have noticed you and I have similar last names
Shouldn't this movie increased the book sales tho? I mean with how bad this mess was put together you'd think people would wanna know about the original source material
And remember, this was supposed to come out in THEATERS before COVID-19 happened and they just released it on Disney +
That would've been the worst theater experience ever. Lol.
This film was supposed to come out in August 2019, but then Disney delayed its release to March 2020 😅
Pallas B. Antifearn Actually, June.
For those who haven’t read the first book I’ll do a quick summary of it. The movie is actually somewhat like the book. Ok so the book starts with Artemis meeting a information dealer with butler. The man tells Artemis where he can find a real drunken fairy. Artemis has been studying fairy’s for a while now (you find out why at the end of the 6th book) and has decided to meet up with someone who has information. Artemis meets the drunken fairy and bribes the fairy into giving him her fairy book (the fairy book is basically the fairy bible that explains everything about fairy’s) Artemis takes the fairy book home but it’s in the fairy language so Artemis literally spends hours on his computer cracking the fairy alphabet. After Artemis does this, Artemis somehow memorizes the fairy language and becomes the first human to understand gnomish. Artemis has been after money ever since his father disappeared and he reads that if he captures a fairy there is a high return reward. Artemis also reads about the ritual that fairies go through every so often to replenish their magic. Fairies do these rituals at certain trees so Artemis goes and camps out at certain tree sites for months waiting for a fairy. One day holly short shows up and starts to perform her ritual. Artemis captures her and keeps her in his house since fairies can’t use magic unless invited into the house. Much like in the movie the fairies try multiple methods to free holly but Artemis plans for everything. Eventually the fairies plan to give Artemis the gold, but after they give him the gold they would bomb fowl manner and take the gold back but even Artemis prepares for this. Before Artemis returns holly to the fairy people however he gives half his gold to holly and asks her for a wish. Artemis wishes for his mother to be cured of her illness which has been driving her insane ever since his father disappeared. Holly agrees and takes half the gold. Artemis then evades the bomb and the first story ends there since as written in the books, once fairies give someone gold, they cannot take back the gold while that person is alive.
did you like the movie?
i remember really liking artemis fowl as a kid (i own some of the books), and i was really looking forward to a nice nostalgia trip. well..... thanks, disney. time to reread the books i guess
2:12 "There's literally nothing to talk about here"
_Sees video length_
*Press X to doubt*
Glasses, that's pretty much the highlight of this video
X
Artemis Fowl? More like Artemis Fo-
Freaking bad movie.
Update: Holy crap I've never had so many likes on a comment. Thanks for appreciating my terrible joke!
Artemis F-
*Fucking bad movie*
Lmfao
Focking bad movie
Ha! Got 'em!
More like Artemis Fowl is Fowl
When I heard that he directed the Thor movie, I instantly pulled up repressed memories of the old thor movies and I recall not liking them one bit.
"the other actors in the movie can't act!"
**Literally immediately shows Judy Dench**
Normally I'm annoyed when review channels milk the same bad movie, but this movie deserves all the trashing it can get.
My heart dropped like a rock when this showed up in my feed. For months I've been terrified to watch it and now I probably never will. I KNEW disney couldn't be trusted with this masterpiece! WHY CAN'T THEY JUST STICK TO THE ORIGINAL STORY?!!
(I'm not watching the video btw I don't even want to see a frame of the monstrosity they've created)
Look at how they massacred my boy ;-;
I feel ya, thought i'd be brave and all, and watch at least that vid, couldn't get past the first time we see Root, as a female....
Apparently the director decided the audience wouldn't like a villain protagonist.
@@angrymokyuu1951 but that's the entire point of the books, which is doubly sad.
he's meant to have a detailed character arc, which made the book very good imo. but nope. had to be the little boy looking for his dad, which doesn't happen in the first book.
That is the exact thing I said, after I quit the monstrosity 5 minutes in
3:52
"It's like the people who made this couldn't see what they were making. They couldn't see. See? Sea?"
SEA AS IN CATWOMAN!!!
It's sad cause back in like 2004 certain copies of the book teased that a movie was in production and then after 16 years this happened
Ah yes the movie that made me cry from how bad it was, being a huge fan of the books...
Same. It’s almost as bad as the peter Johnson movies
Although I read the graphic novel, at least- AT LEAST that is better than the movie.
Now Artemis fowl fans now what us Percy Jackson fans had to go through TWICE
3 times now for me. I'm fans of both. Help ME!
@@lj7670 4 times for me, I had to sit through both of the PJ films, this, AND Eragon.
@@midnightbloomofeorzea7182 F
Yeah third time going through this torture :( god help other people going through this
LJ that is true suffering
I have no words to say about this movie apart from:
*"a r s e n i c f o u l"*
I love the emptyness in your eyes while showing the glasses. Fits my mood
They really ruined one of my favourite book series smh
Argeed
Wait the movie or the video
@@kayleeslytherin194 the movie
@@Mega_Simp06 ok I didn't like the movie my brother and my friend does LOL
First time?
I grew up reading the books, It's still my favorite book series and I've been waiting for the movie for a long time and this movie was just torture for me. I'm fucken disappointed.
Yeah same. My dad and I both love this series. We were so excited. And then boom. It’s terrible and impossible to sit through
@@kyoshipleasesteponme holy crap, I thought it was only me who's dad liked Artemis Fowl. He was so disappointed just like me. I couldn't sit through it either, I've only watched 20 minutes of it.
Maxeldor I know right. That movie is just so so bad.
@@kyoshipleasesteponme the moment they said Butler's actual name I knew it was all going downhill lol
Maxeldor yeah. From then I lost all hope
Omg! I totally forgot about the boxcar kids! You just blew my mind!
I remember being so hyped for this film because I loved the books, but after forgetting about it I now feel so sad remembering that this movie exists. I hope I can forget again