Dylan Moran "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" | BEST OF Off The Hook | Universal Comedy
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- čas přidán 7. 08. 2019
- CAKE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING... WHY F**K IT UP BY TALKING ABOUT IT?
Here the master of the surreal observation talks living in a paper cup in London for £1200 a month, religion, the distractions of television and that WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
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Dylan is a genius, he has a unique ability to say the most random shit and yet still makes it make sense
*yet still has it make sense.
It's not random shit hes making real points
@@UltimaPowers Pointing out every time someone phrases something in an ugly way seems like a recipe for mental illness, or at least a symptom of it. Most people who don't write well don't care. If nagging teachers and bad grades didn't fix it then it's not realistic to expect a CZcams comment will.
Well. I've yet to see anyone steal Hitler's routine thus far.
i was alone with me grapefruit XD
"Your whole life, putting things in your mouth ... food, drinks, and the body parts of people you admire .."
"Half a cabbage, a rusty spoon, and a cow with a cough" i am dying, lol
I still have the spoon! The cow died after eating the cabbage, though.
@@rapopescu your name does look a bit like a wifi code, yes.... 😁👍
I listened to this while in the grocery store and it got to this bit and im glad were all wearing masks because i tried really hard to keep the laugh in
As a Portuguese man I can attest his impression of the Portuguese tourism industry is spot on - "is nice... I make... sit, eat, drink - is nice"... brilliant
Then says it's the "west of Ireland very dependant on tourism" , l choked laughing 🤣🤣🤣
As a Portuguese man that regularly works in the tourism industry, I found the realism uncanny 😂
He would be a great leader
"master of surreal observation" is prob the most accurate description of Moran I've ever seen
10:15 "If you clap I'll forget stuff. And the laughing thing, you could bring that down a bit too".
Yuuuup. When you'r able to do that with the audience AND have them laughing even harder, then...you got it.
I can completely identify with this, though!
I want him forced into doing a medieval movie so I can watch him being bitter at peasants.
"don't make me laugh, bitterly!"
Just watch black books
Monty Python bitter?
@shoved to the right? Nationalism is an 18th century fantasy.
@caveman Versace I'm Australian actually. And they can be Irish peasants: 'bitter' not 'bicker'
Moran does a really unusual and quite brilliant thing in his delivery: So many of his jokes are deeply, deeply dark, subtle, cutting, original, social and personal commentary, but he delivers them so fast and they arrive so out of left field but so skillfully stitched in, and yet he does not linger on any punchline or laughter feedback to let you have time to see their origins or construction before moving onto the next one. You just KNOW they hit the spot but are not cognisant of how he did that!
Eg, "The Northern Ireland mind is like a Van Morrison song -- you never know what's going to come out next"! In that split second before the next gem arrives, you have to immediately reflect on all the Van Morrison lyrics you know; think "Shit yeah that's so true"; then reference it back to all the Northern Irish people you know; translate it into relevance re The Troubles; have a massive appreciation chuckle; by which time you've missed several other brilliant quips and mentally fallen behind his monologue.
The big irony in that joke is that you never know what is going to come out of Dylan Moran's mind next. You've got to wonder if he wrote that line with intentional self reference! So sharp at so many levels.
Yeah, I was wondering why things like: everybody dies gets a laugh.
Love him
Could not agree more. He's my favorite comedian of all time. ^_^
The element of comedy is surprise.
@Heloise O'Byrne
Yeah, I know that. But his incisive wit shows a deep link to the NI psyche which many southerners enjoy mocking.
"Because their names sound like Wifi passwords!" 🤣
"Here we are, hot fleas in the gulping dark" this man is a poet
10:17 "Twilight - Pale teenagers sucking the life blood out of everybody around them. Where is the escapism in this?"
So true xD
The fact that he told his audience to stop laughing is hilarious.
"It's the question of focus. You have to commit."
Dylan, you are my favorite motivational speaker.
Nom mom nom
Haha Wales is the traumatised child being driven around by Scotland and England parents - so many hilarious little observations.
The most UNIQUE comedian, no one can say the same thing he says and get a laugh except from him.
What are you talking about? These are like standard jokes you think of and don't tell your buddy because it's not that funny. Names that look like wifi codes and the russian with a scar, those are old internet jokes from 2006
@@elevatedaspirations so comedy has devolved in the last 13 years. That's just depressing.
VengfulDarkness step aside from your complexes and realize that the more profound the funniest and also comedy is not about who says the newest or weirdest thing is about deliverance of bringing the profound from the back to the front with great deliverance. Apart from that if you think his jokes are simple who don’t know him at all or his other work. Piece of advice u try stand up maybe you are better 👽
Dylan Moran epitomizes what it means to be Irish, to me. It's an attitude. His style or writing is sublime, and his timing is impeccable. Top 3 all time list of people I'd love to get half drunk with.
The voice of the English is so spot on it's scary.
I will never forget Dylan in Black Books when he had his frozen bottles of wine on a stick, then the time they drank the expensive wine as opposed to the cheap wine and they had to make some to replace before the owner of the house came back.
Now I know what I’m doing today. Just need to find the dvds 😬
Better than that is manny (bill Bailey) with his 'dave's syndrome'. 'what happenes if you go above 88 degrees?' 'you don't want to know'
And dont forget a pickle on his ham sandwich...
@@stephenhall2980 yeah, its all good. Priceless.
And it all started with the little book of calm
I will never know how this guy's mind goes where it goes, but I'm grateful for it
Utterly amazing. The imagination in this guy’s head and his ability to word it so artistically is unprecedented. one of a kind👍🏼
This Guy and Bill Bailey are my all time Greatest, both absolutely bloody great.
WiFi codes haha
your name looks as one also
Who wants Dylan and everyone else to make another season of blacks books
I've just been rewatching Black Books. I need just one more season lol
PLEASE!!!
How many seasons are there in total? Is it on Netflix? I watched the first and second season years ago and I watched them again and again and never tired!
@@hannahreynolds7611 ahh thanks
Yes would love it hilarious show
I love Dylan Moran. Dude never fails to put a smile on my face.
Dylan Moran will always be my favorite comedian. He never disappoints.
Dylan is a gem. Always unique, always original.
Hope we’re still dancing with him when he’s an old man. Pure gold as always.
this guy and chapelle are the only comedians you can't steal their jokes, i love this guy..
I was just thinking the exact same thing
Ehh I think Dylan Moran shows how Chappelle has failed with his recent material. Chappelle used to be funnier, but now he takes cheap shots and complains because he didn't try hard enough to think of a better joke. He's become a lazier writer. Dylan Moran finds ways of being funny even with tired subjects that don't feel cheap and easy.
@@Taijifufu rubbish.
@@eser_extra1584 no
They're great but Bill Burr has some amazing specials too.
He’s got a mind like a pinball machine that always gives you extra points. Brilliant and anarchical.
I have been waiting for 11 months to find anything new from Dylan.
It has been worth the wait.
Possibly my favourite Stand Up Comedian of all time.
Okay Dylan Moran is simply the best.
The Irish Robin Williams. Genius.
YES
Aww bless, Dylan Moran's still got it XD Never fails to make me laugh with his hilarious turns of phrase
Oh my!!! He made my day. I will set up a reminder to watch this video for whenever I feel down.
You snooze you lose type of routine, or in this case you laugh you miss. I watched it a couple of times just so I could laugh at all the jokes. Priceless!
I just found this guy... and I cannot get enough. So so so so funny.
Currently approaching lockdown now in UK, came here to hear the amazingly funny Dylan Moran, thank you for humour during these surreal times. ❤🌍☘
bloody brilliant. an existential comedian -- like an irish dario fo. what a legend.
Best Irish comedian and maybe in the all time top 10
Dave Allen. I think Dylan Moran once said Dave was his influence.
Tommy Tiernan is up there
I agree!
Dara o’Briain
I go synchronized swimming by myself had me rolling on the floor!
I absolutely love this guy. He should have an international following.
he does!
you'll be pleased to know he is huge overseas - he often comes here to NZ & to Aussie and his shows are sold out in a heartbeat. Can't speak for the rest of the world but he's massive Down Under *titters
I saw him in New York ^-^
He has a huge fan here in 🇨🇭.
Sadly, despite 🇨🇦 English being my mother tongue, I sometimes have difficulty following him. He speaks very quickly, and my hearing isn't as sharp as it once was.
He tours the world 🙄
Names like wifi codes, that's excellent.
Fresh Dylan Moran content? On MY feed? It's more likely than you'd think (thank God)!
Comedy gold, bring back black books Dylan!
He will never see this comment it’s an unrelated CZcams channel
Mud Sticks also, you need to contact graham linehan. But I’ve not got much hope. He does 3 series of each show he makes
@@ClaireDCoaching quality over quantity I'm my eyes. No need for it to get stale
I'm an American with a European level of percentage lmao. Love Dylan so much!
Is it me or is there something very gorgeous about that man he’s also got a take me to bed Irish voice you’re a very handsome man Dylan I could listen and watch you for hours never give it up boy we’ll all miss you and I would like thank you for your making these sketches and for making our little lives a little bit more enjoyable thanks and God Bless you Sir✝️🙏🏻💞🤘🤪😘💕💞
Dylan is genius and the master of comedy.
Dylan is so great. Loved him "Black Books" and "Shaun of the Dead".
Even Run Fat Boy Run
Oh saved by nibbles, minnie cheddars, hog lumps.
_hot fleas in the gulping dark_
I mean what other comedian is going to put a line like that into his show and not make a thing of it?! 😂
What a legend.
Went to see him on St. Patrick’s day when he was doing his tour in San Jose.
He kept blaming the Silicon Valley audience and their tech for making him forget things.
And I think, just maybe, he quite deliberately ‘forgot’ to mention the date.
I mean, maybe he did forget. The chaotic genius that he is.
Oh I love this man.
He meanders on like all Irish.... We rattle on and forget our point completely, he's hilarious though.
@@irishcountrygirl78 the meandering is part of the charm! The way he goes off on tangents is nothing short of amazing. Truly the gift of the gab!
@@anapm2927 yep
Never heard this guy before but he's definitely worth watching, more please!!
Wow! Never heard of Dylan Moran? My friend look up Black Books. You're in for a treat.
Also check out his other stand up shows. He has a few.
Too right, watch black books and complete your life 👍
Just a little of what you are missing. He's a treasure.
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Lovely reminder every 10 secs that I am watching comedy! People seem to need strange things
He should tour more, he's so good & his material is a refreshing change. I got a Dave Allen vibe (showing my age here).
Isn't he just the best?
Love Moran. Could listen him to all day.
Dylan is part of my inside the head team 😂👌
Dylan is the man!
Imagine Robin Williams voice. Same comedic delivery and jokes. Luvit
I downloaded this 3,500+ times yesterday ... don’t fall asleep with anything resting on the laptop keyboard folks. R.I.P. my internet limit this month.
I would watch 100 more episodes of Black Books. He's a goddamn genius!!!!!!
My 1st year math prof in university was Welsh. Tiny, little, elderly Welshman teaching us Calculus. He always sounded happy, despite our misery.
Is there an uncut available? I hate cutting in and out when the comedian has a flow going.
The whole point of cake is to shut people up! BRILLIANT
This guy's terrific. He reminds me of Robin Williams. He is a gem in a desert of UK stand- up comedy
1:50 "Just because their names... look like wifi codes." 🤣
"Wake up, shitbag"
- Religion
A very fine young old man finally touch the ground, he never loose his surreal upside down keen observations, but there is a shifting from flamboyant style in 'Monster' to down to earth family guy, sharp, full of imagination as always...
He is very funny but he is ever more poignant and deeply touching with his warm hearted cynicism.
"Warm hearted cynicism" Who ever would have imagined a thing like that could exist.
We’re all going to die. Yeah I’m sorry, that’s a spoiler 😂😂😂 He never misses, I love Dylan so much ❤️❤️❤️
Probably the funniest stand up comedians of this era. Luckily not abiding to any mainstream rules to sell more tickets.
He needs to bring the Black Books gang back together
He is absolutely amazing.😘😘😘😘
My god this is brilliant!
"Since I come to your country, it is very easy for me to make bombp."
Thank you for continually telling me that this is comedy. I'd never have known otherwise.
"Hot fleas in the gulping dark" I love his word choice
my new favorite comedian!!!
Imagine having Dylan sharing your office... 🤩
Brilliant! He's still got it.
Cake is a beautifuly thing. Why ruin it by talking about it? The whole point of cake is to shut people up !
I adore Dylan. I thoroughly recommend you watch Dr Cosmos. He is as profound and poetic as ever:
“Time is a waiter in Paris.
He leaves you feeling very stupid and lonely, And ignorant and unimportant,
And then eventually comes around to take away everything you have.”
He’s brill. Love him!!!
I need him daily!
I could listen to him all day
Dylan Moran is a genius!
That west of Ireland line killed me.
Off the Hook was a few years ago but still hilarious today.
His comedy is like poetry loll
Yup Brilliant,Keep on going Oorah Carry on Semper Fi!!!
hahah their names look like wifi codes =.>
'Oh stop it now, eat your tea'
He's rather like Eddie Izzard with a large helping of cynicism.
@Heloise O'Byrne Funny you should say that, Heloise. I definitely see similarities in their style.
I want to marry him even though I know I will regret it afterwards.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 right!!
Mmmm likewise
Best comic
Love Dyls 💚
I love him. 😅😂😂
420 was just mindblowing.
A surreal younger Dave Allen - brilliant
Brilliant!
As a Swiss person (where a 3 room flat in rural nowhere costs 1800 to 2000 EUR) the "1200 pounds is a f*cking bargin" hits differently...
Yeah but you earn twice as much as us!