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  • @frankdrebbon8170
    @frankdrebbon8170 Před 3 lety +259

    Teddy KGB didn't realize that my boy is wicked smart.

  • @Sutterjack
    @Sutterjack Před 2 lety +81

    Great acting - one of the best gambling films ever - "He beat me..Pay him, pay that man his money..."

    • @bfettrules1239
      @bfettrules1239 Před 2 lety +7

      Can’t forget the “straight up.” It shows Teddy getting humbled a little bit.

    • @swelly84
      @swelly84 Před 2 lety +3

      I love it

    • @TupDigital
      @TupDigital Před 2 lety +4

      "check, check check check!!"

    • @MrLezghin
      @MrLezghin Před 2 lety +2

      @@bfettrules1239 these are Russian concepts, the concepts of a man, he can scold him during the game, but the guy won honestly, so the debt must be repaid in any way, .. especially in the Russian criminal world, card debt must always be paid, even if you are a thief in law is obliged to pay back the loss ... this is a very serious matter, not returning the card debt ... is considered just a vile and cheap person

  • @CodaMission
    @CodaMission Před 2 lety +25

    Anyone who thinks he paid him out of honor isn't a businessman. He paid him because if he hadn't, he would clear out his poker joint faster than the cops ever could. If people realize there's no winning at Teddy's, only losing, they are gone. Teddy paid him because it would cost more money not to.

    • @berta394
      @berta394 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Must disagree. I think the Mad Russian sees him as having equal poker skills.
      When Teddy was asked “Why don’t you take it back? He replied “Not tonight”
      Teddy had honor. Nobody will be able to convince me otherwise.
      Such a great scene. Malkovich, such a master of his craft. Brilliant.

    • @oneandonly6397
      @oneandonly6397 Před 4 měsíci

      Thats how americans think but if you don’t pay when you lose your nobody you can get destroyed no matter who you are depths must be paid even if your a mob boss it’s respect thing hed lose it from everyone

    • @apocratos0174
      @apocratos0174 Před měsícem

      Orrrrrrrrrr
      He paid him cause the script told him to

    • @CodaMission
      @CodaMission Před měsícem +1

      @apocratos0174 We understand its a movie. You are not special for pointing it out. People in movies have motivations. Rejecting critique of film does not make you smart, just the opposite

  • @davehowes5162
    @davehowes5162 Před 2 lety +39

    One of my guilty pleasure movies. Great script and cast, never gets old.

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 Před 4 lety +182

    I just enjoy Malcovich’s accent. I don’t care how bad it may be.

    • @thejaypikeprojectagainstba2868
      @thejaypikeprojectagainstba2868 Před 4 lety +3

      Christopher Collins check out Clowning A Rounders

    • @cv4809
      @cv4809 Před 3 lety +16

      It's not a bad accent, this is geniunely how many eastern europeans talk
      Have you ever listened to slavoj zizek

    • @vanezburkett8212
      @vanezburkett8212 Před 2 lety +1

      Stick it to you lol

    • @chrisserong4966
      @chrisserong4966 Před 2 lety +6

      And in his club, he will splash the pot whenever he wants

    • @wlsmojo
      @wlsmojo Před 2 lety +5

      That’s why I keep watching videos like this over and over again. That accent is gold 😊

  • @boogersincoffee
    @boogersincoffee Před 2 lety +43

    My friends always quote this in our home poker games and have been doing it for years, I still love it

    • @mattnsac
      @mattnsac Před rokem +6

      I vill splazh ze put venever I pleeze

    • @obbzerver
      @obbzerver Před 7 měsíci +1

      Do they say it with a fake Russian accent?

    • @boogersincoffee
      @boogersincoffee Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@obbzerver haha you know it

    • @obbzerver
      @obbzerver Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@boogersincoffee 😆

  • @melvinatkins998
    @melvinatkins998 Před měsícem

    Check, check, check!…. 😂. One of my favorite movie lines of all time! 💯

  • @kalebsharp7049
    @kalebsharp7049 Před 2 lety +106

    Gotta love the respect at the end. Could have killed him, but instead he pays him and admits he lost fairly. Great movie!!!

    • @TheBarbahaba
      @TheBarbahaba Před 2 lety +14

      if he kills him he would see a sharp decline in clients the next day ..
      very hard to hide this with all those people in the room
      its not as much as respect as being a business obligation if he wanted to continue to run a successful underground betting place

    • @connman8d617
      @connman8d617 Před 2 lety +13

      @@TheBarbahaba Right? What they don't show you is how McDermott tragically fell off a bridge a few days later and died.

    • @ceceroxy2227
      @ceceroxy2227 Před 2 lety +1

      even criminals have some principals

    • @radicevicdent1354
      @radicevicdent1354 Před 2 lety

      @@ceceroxy2227 kgb is not criminal......

    • @TheLongWind
      @TheLongWind Před 2 lety +1

      @@radicevicdent1354 He is Ex-KGB and it is implied he now runs a criminal gambling circuit.

  • @belle6631
    @belle6631 Před 3 lety +37

    Oreo, the official cookie of poker

  • @Rutisija
    @Rutisija Před 2 lety +4

    Great movie and best Oreo commercial ever

  • @hoze1235
    @hoze1235 Před 4 lety +34

    3:06 just likhe a youngman coming in for a quickie

  • @LastCommodore
    @LastCommodore Před 4 lety +30

    "After all, I am paying you with your money." LOL

  • @jygb7092
    @jygb7092 Před 5 lety +40

    CHICK CHICK CHICK! HE TRAHHPD ME

  • @samclemmons5373
    @samclemmons5373 Před 3 lety +12

    One of the best roles of all time.

  • @TheLockon00
    @TheLockon00 Před 4 lety +161

    "I'm a terrible actor."

    • @TheoneGodfather
      @TheoneGodfather Před 4 lety +7

      That’s what he said but I think it was greatness.

  • @MStudios2009
    @MStudios2009 Před 2 lety +6

    gud, vant kookie? that line has me in stitches all the time. 😆😆

  • @rodels.3745
    @rodels.3745 Před 2 lety +3

    He splits oreos like a professional.

  • @frankhernandez6883
    @frankhernandez6883 Před 2 lety +6

    John IS the BOMB!!! Mr. "Sunny Beach"

  • @TheRealSmendle
    @TheRealSmendle Před 3 lety +16

    Teddy KGB and CC function is pure comedic genius!

  • @anthonyorduno9634
    @anthonyorduno9634 Před 2 lety +9

    The best John malkovich performance ever

  • @NightMedicine
    @NightMedicine Před 3 lety +32

    Malkovich is the king.

  • @roundsaturn31
    @roundsaturn31 Před 2 lety +1

    Love when he calls out "Grandma"

  • @cubswin3838
    @cubswin3838 Před 4 lety +49

    Love his track suit!

  • @jai_a_fool
    @jai_a_fool Před 5 lety +30

    epic string bets from Teddy!!!

    • @bazzyg
      @bazzyg Před 4 lety +19

      It's his club and he can string bet whenever the f**k he pleases.

  • @paulm2163
    @paulm2163 Před 5 lety +163

    PAY DAT MYAN HIS MANEY

  • @sw4841
    @sw4841 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Just a brilliant movie!!!

  • @thedolt9215
    @thedolt9215 Před 2 lety +10

    I don't normally like John Malkovich, but I love him in this role…

  • @teddykambouris5516
    @teddykambouris5516 Před 2 lety +1

    That’s how real gangsters act he got pissed but he lost fair and square and payed him mad respect

  • @joegregor6060
    @joegregor6060 Před 2 lety +29

    One of the best Russian accents in movies ever-

  • @RelentlessOhiox
    @RelentlessOhiox Před 2 lety +1

    This is a cult classic right here.

  • @jeffdavis7376
    @jeffdavis7376 Před 3 lety +4

    The most awesome part of that movie!

  • @gcoinhistorian
    @gcoinhistorian Před měsícem

    Imagine being the muscle for a mob boss, completely unaware that Jason Bourne is about to beat the daylights out of you.

  • @williecurleychief8038
    @williecurleychief8038 Před 3 lety +2

    This is one badass movie!

  • @berta394
    @berta394 Před 5 měsíci

    The most lovable bad guy in any movie. A total creep, yet honorable.
    “ all night long he check check check… he beat me… pay that man his money”
    How fucking brilliant is John Malkovich ?
    Best poker movie of all time.

  • @jimmyjimmyggful
    @jimmyjimmyggful Před 3 měsíci

    KGB is the best character in this movie

  • @4exgold
    @4exgold Před 2 lety +3

    the bit where he says "im still up 20 grand from the last time i stick it in you" and does that tongue clicking thing loooool 😅😅

  • @raymondpatrick9718
    @raymondpatrick9718 Před 2 lety +6

    A guy like Teddy KGB would never string bet in a high stakes game or any poker game

    • @MJ-gw2zu
      @MJ-gw2zu Před rokem +1

      Eh, you can see some tired guys get a little cocky and blunder, but generally, you are right, they would not tickle in that manner unless there's more players in the pot

  • @sdad6378
    @sdad6378 Před 2 lety +1

    Teddy needs his own movie. Pay thyat man his myonnney.

  • @bobbylita1435
    @bobbylita1435 Před rokem

    Need a full movie on teddy. Block buster for sure

  • @balerjohnson3099
    @balerjohnson3099 Před 4 lety +26

    Ya gotta love Malkovich .

  • @daryldooey1
    @daryldooey1 Před 2 lety +3

    the reason we love Teddy. -- - - ; e beat me, straight up ;

  • @justabaker5609
    @justabaker5609 Před rokem +3

    I doubt anyone connected to the movie ever thought that " pay him, pay that man his money" would become one of the most repeated lines from any movie ever.

    • @cedmo7857
      @cedmo7857 Před měsícem

      youre right; nobody did. know why? ITS NOT

    • @justabaker5609
      @justabaker5609 Před měsícem

      I guess we run in different circles.

    • @cedmo7857
      @cedmo7857 Před měsícem

      @@justabaker5609 you must run in circle jerks

  • @EbonAvatar
    @EbonAvatar Před měsícem

    "Pay heeeem. Pay that myan heeeees myoney."

  • @mehdiachouri
    @mehdiachouri Před 2 lety +6

    Probably the best Russian accent ever performed in a movie

    • @ceceroxy2227
      @ceceroxy2227 Před 2 lety

      @Robert Mandiberg ya maybe russians might disagree, i dont know, i am not russian

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed Před 8 měsíci

      Yeah, right up there with Sean Connery's 😂

    • @nudapac
      @nudapac Před měsícem

      Yeah he's good

  • @sjs928
    @sjs928 Před 2 lety +4

    Malkovich is a genius....

  • @majorglenn
    @majorglenn Před 2 lety +2

    Check, check, check 🤪🤯🥳
    He trapped me 🤣🤣🤣
    That is Rule No. 1 in Poker... Placing traps (or not)

  • @SupraRyu
    @SupraRyu Před 3 lety +6

    Shiiiit. Now I want Oreo’s.....

  • @squashhead1374
    @squashhead1374 Před 3 lety +33

    I use all these quotes even today.

    • @lukesnyder6244
      @lukesnyder6244 Před 3 lety +1

      Your fate is sitting right beside you

    • @mpup54
      @mpup54 Před rokem

      does he look like a man beaten by Jacks?

  • @randomjive7310
    @randomjive7310 Před 2 lety +4

    Wait, I originally thought Mike was playing against a time limit (morning). But then again, KGB said explicitly that they can't stop until one of them has it all.

  • @kevinluschak5241
    @kevinluschak5241 Před 8 měsíci

    The greatest film of its time and a great cast!

  • @Tim21189
    @Tim21189 Před 2 lety +5

    I love Malkovich and he’s an all time great actor, but that’s not even close to a Russian accent. Still a great character and great movie.

    • @secretpoop9343
      @secretpoop9343 Před 2 lety +2

      what are you talking about. my dad side of family is pure russian and there accents are the same. they have the same pronounciation

  • @titou2k3
    @titou2k3 Před rokem +1

    "And in my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fAAAAAck I please" XD

  • @kevincannon9564
    @kevincannon9564 Před rokem

    All time great movie character

  • @kenanacampora
    @kenanacampora Před 3 lety +5

    Eastern Promises vs Rounders. London is full of qveers.

  • @kenneth610
    @kenneth610 Před 11 měsíci

    This is the whole movie

  • @Simon-nv5zj
    @Simon-nv5zj Před 3 lety +10

    his accent is so bad its good....

  • @davidlevy6418
    @davidlevy6418 Před rokem

    I still can't believe that after the movie ended. Grama became the head of the Soprano family and then died of cancer.

  • @swampduck2609
    @swampduck2609 Před 10 měsíci

    Ey Jackie, it’s the jacketttt

  • @RomainRiviere
    @RomainRiviere Před 5 lety +7

    Good vid

  • @Dubme2poss
    @Dubme2poss Před rokem

    This is one great part of this movie Rounders... John Malkovich......Give The Man His Moneey!!! He beat me straight up?..

  • @odeiopt
    @odeiopt Před 2 lety

    cara,, esse john malkovitch é um ator alto nível,,que que isso ?

  • @jozefu8726
    @jozefu8726 Před 2 lety +3

    This made me want to go out and buy Oreos.

  • @sdbplumbing5595
    @sdbplumbing5595 Před 3 lety +2

    Underated movie

  • @cobberhambone9484
    @cobberhambone9484 Před 4 lety +9

    “Gah ahhed”

  • @ThatGeekyMaker
    @ThatGeekyMaker Před rokem

    "Vant a cookie?" 😆

  • @ralphfernandez4231
    @ralphfernandez4231 Před 3 lety +2

    He,s awesome

  • @paulmavric887
    @paulmavric887 Před 2 lety

    Great movie👍

  • @fuhq1607
    @fuhq1607 Před 2 lety +2

    If I were a professional Gambler I would use these lines all the time in the casino

  • @BadlyOrganisedGenius
    @BadlyOrganisedGenius Před 4 lety +7

    AYSIZ FUWL, MAYK

  • @LEGENDCITYest1963
    @LEGENDCITYest1963 Před rokem +1

    I heard people give malkovich shit for his bad accent, but my next door neighbor's sounds exactly like him.

  • @srvtx6527
    @srvtx6527 Před rokem

    It’s a SHAME they don’t make movies like this anymore😢. All fking Mavel crap 😩😩😩😩

  • @shane3859
    @shane3859 Před 2 lety

    Badass

  • @Kelberi
    @Kelberi Před 5 lety +2

    Chyeck chyeck chyeck!

  • @Brillemeister
    @Brillemeister Před 3 lety

    Yizz Jon ay kkkkhev your Manny. God bless

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle Před 2 lety

    the cookie was the tell.

  • @23v0lv32
    @23v0lv32 Před 2 lety +4

    As slimey as KGB is , at the end of the game you see he still has a code

    • @R3troZone
      @R3troZone Před 2 lety +4

      Nothing to do with honor. It's business. He's running a gambling club. If word got around that he doesn't pay people that beat him fair and square, his business would be done.

  • @sicconicolaimusic6610

    Check check check he trap me . Yeah no way 😂

  • @stuffsomedumb5665
    @stuffsomedumb5665 Před 2 lety +1

    He’s pretty badass for a guy who needs both hands to throw a few Oreos

  • @EatingEnlightenment
    @EatingEnlightenment Před 3 lety +2

    LET'S GET THIS VIDEO TO 1M VIEWS!!!!

  • @songuyen1726
    @songuyen1726 Před 3 lety

    Yerri argreeasiv

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax Před 4 lety +1

    Time for a day of fun... I'm not even going to count calories. All the fünnel cakes I can eat.

  • @TarlowlawofficeHouston

    Qveekee!

  • @willyepierre2664
    @willyepierre2664 Před 3 lety +2

    You cant beleeeeeeve what felt😆 😆

    • @davefuller84
      @davefuller84 Před 3 lety +1

      Dee ayce could not have hyelped you

  • @heyitsvos
    @heyitsvos Před 5 lety +11

    Ice’s full

  • @chadfelton6796
    @chadfelton6796 Před 3 lety +8

    Meeeestir son ov a beeeeeach! LOL

  • @runawaycat4594
    @runawaycat4594 Před 3 lety

    Myster san of a beach

  • @RGC-gn2nm
    @RGC-gn2nm Před 2 lety

    Teddy on Tilt

  • @w780gas3
    @w780gas3 Před 10 měsíci

    You forgot the part where he yells out “ CHECKS “ when he plays Mike for the second time

  • @foreignwarren7361
    @foreignwarren7361 Před 2 lety

    He sure liked them Oreos

  • @NealDamiano
    @NealDamiano Před 4 lety +5

    The Oreo cookie was the tell💡

  • @sebasfernandez517
    @sebasfernandez517 Před 2 lety

    Cheick, cheick, cheick

  • @ashleytierney741
    @ashleytierney741 Před 2 lety +5

    I love how he holds the cards and shows the bottom card every time lol

  • @SonofDaVinci4
    @SonofDaVinci4 Před 2 lety +1

    5:17 That must have really hurt throwing them away..

  • @irieite9666
    @irieite9666 Před 2 lety +1

    3:54 LMAO

  • @trevorcolgan7468
    @trevorcolgan7468 Před rokem +1

    Young Tom Ripley took down Old Tom Ripley…Nice 😂

  • @DrClawizdead
    @DrClawizdead Před rokem +1

    Why the hell was Garma pissed off? Mike still has to pay him.

  • @roccotracanna163
    @roccotracanna163 Před 2 lety +2

    Matt Damon is great as a Gambler.

  • @mikeygoodboi
    @mikeygoodboi Před 3 lety +15

    and then after that Matt finally became a successful actor, thanks to Teddy and his cookies.

  • @Brian_B300
    @Brian_B300 Před 5 lety +10

    After watching this movie no less than 75 times, my only question is how the fuck did mike or nobody else ever spot the cookie tell before the final heads up game?

    • @ststst981
      @ststst981 Před 3 lety +3

      I think they wanted it kinda obvious so most average movie-goers can spot it too

    • @nizarlakhoroszczanski96
      @nizarlakhoroszczanski96 Před 2 lety

      that's tricky, because "cookies" don't count as much as gestures or absency of these...

  • @casualrunner3089
    @casualrunner3089 Před 4 lety +6

    Teddy is a donk :D