The Entire Chris Boden 2021 Disclaimer Joke In Slow Motion
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You can't just tell us you lost a forklift in a 5000 square foot room and *not* elaborate
Haha. Well, since ya sent this to me I'll go ahead and add a first comment on it. I actually did read the original fast one, just kept pausing real quick to try and get trough it. My favorite part was after reading for so long, then get to a part that says "this disclaimer supersedes all previous disclaimers". Made me think of a lawyer Reviewing this document very carefully, and then gets to that part realizing everything he painfully went over was just a waste of time. Lol. Someone somewhere needs to do that in a contract just to screw with a lawyer. Hahaha. Good stuff man!
So after seeing all this I’m convinced Chris is some kind of Euclid class uncontained SCP with an affinity for off color humor. Capable of materializing in any hydroelectric plant or basement with suitable access to high voltage across the upper Midwest.
ROTFLMFAO
This is hilarious! This covers basically every disclaimer that has ever been written.
Thank you sir! I'm glad you like it! It was a long way to go for a joke.
@@Physicsduck Of course man! I think it was time well spent! Very funny and very confusing to new folks that find your videos! 🤣 It's awesome!
@@Physicsduck Think you missed one or two, in not watching whilst simultaneously riding a unicycle backwards while naked, and slathered with honey, in a room filled with Africanised bees, and a few very hungry brown bears that are not an AA Milne creation.
Damn you.....now I have a new fetish.
@@Physicsduck I apologise, entirely unintentional, Though I did have to get off the unicycle while typing, and African bees by me are just regular bees, and instead of bears I am using honey badgers. But since they do not relocate well in the USA, I had to substitute something you can get locally.
❤ Thanks so much for posting this Chris, my tape copy has gotten worn out and too fuzzy to read where I've been pausing it so often. Hope to be seeing more of you here soon and that everything has been good in your world.
Awwwwwwww thank you :) I'm glad you.....wait........wait a moment there....You have this.....on TAPE?
@@Physicsducknot just any tape. Double sided tape.
The "This disclaimer supersedes all previous disclaimers" placed halfway through the disclaimer is the best part! :)
Damn welcome back! I can't believe 2 and some years went by as fast as it did. Cant wait to see fresh content.
Thank you! :) Perspective is everything though. The past two years were the longest decade of my life.
I have read hundreds of disclaimers. Only found one longer than this so far. Good job!
I took the time a week or so ago to pause one of your videos multiple times to read it, and no. I shouldn't have read it, but I had to see what it was about. Thank you for sharing your knowledge and creativity. 👍👍
I hope everything is going well, I think like many of us we miss your videos and you. I was one of those weirdos who slowed this right down and used the pause button to enjoy every moment of it.
Thank you! :) I missed you guys as well. There's always some new content posted on the Shorts for this channel. I posted this video here years ago, but because so many people commented about doing EXACTLY what you did and slowing it down, I released it this morning so that people could read it easier. :)
@Physicsduck Thank you for replying it's very kind of you. I am rather iffy at the moment and stuck in bed, it's wonderful to hear from you and to get a video. I'm am afraid I didn't know about the shorts, I am rather a duffer when it comes to technical thingies. Thanks for telling me about them, I will make sure to investigate them.
Here's something that might make your day a little better. There's a huge community of people just like you, smart people who often don't get out all that much and are looking for interesting conversation. Check the description of any of my videos and you'll find a like to Discord. Hop in there and just introduce yourself. If you're stuck in bed all day, you may as well meet some interesting people and explore some new things. :)
Dude it's nice to have you back. Do you plan on doing any teardown videos in the future!
Thank you! :) Yes, there will be autopsy videos, and a lot of BUIDLING things videos, and perhaps.....maybe even a new channel or two ;)
Hell ya
Great to have you back mate! Looking forward to some more vid's, thought we lost ya there for a minute (or year).
Thank you! :) IT's been just over 2 years and wow am I glad to be back to work :) Season 4 of APO starts soon! Videos are already in post production. :) Thanks for still being here! I appreciate you!
Good to see you back. Love your power plant content and stuff I would normally never see❤
Thank you! :) There's already some powerplant stuff over on my Shorts section. Check them out! :) Longform videos are in postproduction already and should be coming out soon.
World's greatest disclaimer ever written. I'd love to see a giant ass warning label with this written on it.
How the power plant, do you have any other social media you might post to? Enjoyed your videos about the turbine fix and start up.
The big thing is the longform videos here on this channel. That's my primary outlet for power plant stuff. I'm sincerely glad you enjoy them, and thank you for watching! :)
Ok... I've read it. I hope i never see another disclaimer in my life! You have certainly covered everything! 🤣😂🤣😂🎉😂🤣😂🤣😂
Unbelievable how you managed to collect so many different cautions from our everyday lives! Well done!
Thank you! This took an irrational amount of time and is easily the longest I've ever gone for a joke. I'm so thankful you appreciate it :)
@@Physicsduck I feel like using it myself except I'm honest and I'm not making videos.
If you ever come up with a use for it, just ask. I'm happy to let people use my stuff all the time, I just like to follow the story because sometimes they do some pretty cool stuff. :) We're all standing on the shoulders of those that came before.
@@Physicsduck man, that's amazing. Thanks very much. And if you're ever in Perth, Western Australia. I'll make you something nice. (Yes, I make things and people tend to like them).
Def tongue in cheek! Always made me giggle a bit when your extro and credits were longer than the piece to camera!
It gets better. You're gonna freak out when you see Season 4 :) Ep-1 is in video post right now. :) If you're *really* curious, check out the Memberships on my channel, the roughcut is already released Members Only.
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I had forgotten I was subscribed to you, sir. Glad to see you're still around.
I'm damn thankful you're still here as well. It's about to get a lot better around here.
@@Physicsduck Well, you survived the Adpocalypse, and your subscription with the "all flag" is still set. You have done something right it seems, and at least now can go back to having some sort of freedom of association.
He's alive! great to hear from you!
Thank you! And thank you for sticking around! I'm so glad you're still here :)
A dude who gets to play with power stations? I ain't goin nowhere! I use your syncing video to show my electrical students about grid syncing!!@@Physicsduck
awwwwwwwwwwwwww that's awesome! :) I'm honoured, thank you! :) I am also your newest subscriber. Could you please hop in my discord and send me a DM. I'd like to get some questions from you that I can answer in videos to help you with your students. This could be fun.
"If you can read this, your warranty has been voided" awwww that was my last warranty I didn't void :(
Well done, and welcome back!
Thank you! :) It's great to be back and I'm SO THANKFUL YOU'RE HERE! :)
😂i love it I still rewatch The videos from time to time they're awesome
There's a ton of new ones already starting to come out. Check out the shorts, they're teasing the long ones.
Good thing it’s filmed in front of a live studio audience, a dead studio audience would be smelly.
I mean......you're not wrong.
This channel is about to explode.
Oh I wish, it's about time. 15 years and a thousand episodes......it would be nice to have more people interested in Science and Engineering.
No i did not consent. Send me copies of where it says i shouldn't watch while paragliding! Now I'm paused at 2:07 and am going to go climb a telephone pole and see if this extension cord works for base jumping & watch the rest on my phone on the way down. Better not have any problems or I'll be sending my UL certified lawyer after you
Chris you rock. Wish I had you as a friend. ❤😂😅😅
Welcome back!
Thank you! :) How ya been?
@@Physicsduckeven better knowing that you are still active in some form!
awwwwwwwwwwww thank you. It was a rough couple years, but I'm back in action and there's a mountain of new content starting to come out now.
@@Physicsduckthat's great to hear!
Happy birthday to you!!
Thank you :)
I'll watch it in a bit, but (via careful use of an AMAZING invention called a pause button), I've read it fully on a video...
Without watching THIS incarnation (which I am assuming is identical), I ony have one question...
It was a joke??? NO WAY!!!!
It's just NOT the same without the accompanying melody
Soooo ribbed for her, runs on leaded aviation fuel, whole thing is a catch 22, stupid hurts, and I didn't admit any guilt.
Not to shabby for a 9th grade reading level if I do say so my self.
we want more videos Chris!!
and I want more subscribers, let's say we both help each other out on that eh? :) I'm editing EVERY DAY on new content.
Pro tip! If your on a pc you can press period and comma to go one frame forward or back on a video
Joke's on you. I don't have any concubines!
Lost a forklift in a 5000 sqwere foot room
Been tere
Welcome back Captain
Thank you sir! :) How ya been? What's up in your world?
It loses something without the accompanying music. But I would suppose slowing that down would be maddening. :)
In good news, there's all new music in progress, and it's all original, AND...
I'm writing, performing, and recording all of it myself.
oooOOOOOOoooo... I look forward to hearing it Soon(tm)!
Now be careful, I didn't say it was GOOD, but it's Mine, so that's something. It took me decades to get decent at making videos. Let's hope the music progresses faster. The secret to making good art is to start out by making a hell of a lot of BAD art. Never be afraid to suck at something new. :)
lmao, glad to see you back in all your craziness. you really inspire me! -an open doors kid
Hi there! Thank you! I'm sincerely honoured to have gotten to make some tiny little impact on your world. Keep making good art! Or at least make a ton of really bad art and you'll get better at it! :) Don't be afraid to suck at something new! IT GETS BETTER!
Hey welcome back :)
Thank you for sticking around all this time! :) I appreciate you!
Too soon...
It's been marinating for over 2 years, it's as funny as it's going to get.
How long did it take to compose this masterpiece?
Months, this is easily the 4th version I've done. It's grown over the years.
Wake up babe new copypasta just dropped
Long time no see, hope you are going as well as possible.
Thank you! :) I'm doing *way* better now. It's nice to be back to work making videos and helping people explore science and technology. :)
Can you really make carbon trioxide that way?
I'm going to text this to me for tomorrow morning...
Mom says Chris is special!
Awwwwwwwww give her my kindest regards. :)
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALIVE?. btw this is all your faul i own a mini tesla coil and have 4 3d printers I LEARNED IT FROM YOU
Thank you! :) I am indeed. What's your current project? :)
@@Physicsduck quite a lot but I'm printing a bunch of little text rectangles that just say autism and then I'm printing a mask on a super shity printer called a sculpto and then once I hear back from the company I hope we should get the second one I have of that on bricked and I'm also waiting for parts from elegoo to get my Neptune working
I may have to come to you when I want to get a 3D printer working. :) Sounds like you know a thing or two about the technology. Btw, are you aware of my channel for people with Autism?
i still trying to learn the software and settings side of them but the hard ware side of 3d printers and quick fixes have been the main part of my 3d printing experience so far. no i am not aware of your channel, i am on the spectrum myself so as an inside joke i print out little prints that just say autism and hand them out to autistic friends.
@@Physicsduck
You might enjoy this. :) Check it out. www.youtube.com/@atmosfar2661
Miss you videos.
New ones underway! :)
Not leaving you my concubines, but since I watch the videos do I have any choice?
Did you get released? If so, I'm very happy that you are out.
Yup, and now I'm officially a Federally certified "Gangster". Thank you! :) I'm thrilled that you're still here after all this time!
They let him out!
Yup, and they certified me as a Gangster in the process! :) I'm a hardcore supercriminal now.
@@Physicsduck Can we just call you the Gangster Geek from now on lol, must be good to be back home!
*snork*.......you can call me anything you damn well want. It's AWESOME to be back home :) I'm so thankful you guys are still here after all this time. There's SO MUCH TO ACCOMPLISH, and I'm very ready to be back to work. Things are about to get pretty cool around here.
Love you buddy
Awwwwwwwww thanks :) I love you too, and missed you more than you can imagine. It's good to be back.
I love this don't get me wrong but I had to slow it to 0.25 to read it and I'm only in one minute and it feels like it's been 20 and I'm still reading i wish is had a text copy beacuse i find scrolling text extremely hard to read t
I think i was the first to get this joke lol.
oh?
Nice to see you back, i saw you was in jail because of some fraud. But i'm happy to see you back !
Thank you :) It's good to BE back. I didn't go to jail for fraud. I went to Federal Prison for selling Bitcoin. But thankfully they prosecuted me under RICO and classified it as Racketeering. So this means that I am officially certified by the US Federal Government as an honest to god Gangster. So.....thats totally going on my resume.
@@Physicsduck Haha ok yeah sorry for the misunderstanding. But anyway we know that the real thieves are at the top of the pyramid 😄
Awwww come on, are you implying that I'm not a hardcore supercriminal ultrafelon? Dammit....what do I have to DO to get some street cred.
@@Physicsduck : Above or below the line that reads: "Pied-Piper for the mentally un-hinged." I remember that FB post...
@@Physicsduck 😄
this was good humor to me :D
Thank you! :) I'm glad you appreciate it!
100th comment here...
I like that way more than the First :)
Promo`SM 😍
Glad you like it :) Thank you!
LMAO Top notch, Read the Fine Print. lol 👍✌
This is the most pristine thing I have read in ages!
Thank you! :) If you like the writing, check out my books sometime.