Apparently Grown Men Are Sh*tting Themselves? Frequently?
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“I avoid shitting my pants for *me.* Does my wife benefit from that? _I guess?”_ 🤣
😂😂😂 You have self respect.
That would be my response if I was a guy 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼
"I crap my pants to own the libs"
-those guys, probably
Pretty sure everyone around you benefits from you not smelling like shit
😂😂😂 I watched this video a second time just to hear him say that line with that confused delivery again.
I mean I am nurse and bodily function don’t bother me, but if my able bodied husband frequently shat his pants he’d be at the doctor lickety-split or getting an intervention for some unknown substance abuse problem he was hiding from me. Best believe.
well-done
Amen!
Absolutely. Normal bowels don't work like that or...malfunction like that. I had kids with UC and Crohn's and short-gut admitted to my unit who didn't soil themselves regularly. Not even during a massive flare!
If you're regularly pooping yourself, you're either having a serious reaction to a food or medication, you may have a condition in need of immediate medical attention, you're very drunk or wasted way too often, or you're just not paying attention to what your body is telling you. If it's either of the latter two, sorry, you're on your own. If it's one of the first two, I'll take you to the doctor myself. I'll even hang out with you while you prep for a colonoscopy, as unpleasant as that is. The difference is that two of these things are involuntary, and the other two are incredibly easy to avoid if you just make the effort.
I've raised two of my own kids, been a nanny to several others, and cared for sick children in the hospital during my time as a nurse. None of them chose to ignore their bodies. If you think I should enable some lazy man or even spend time with someone who takes so little pride in his personal hygiene, you're wrong. No way. No how. Nope. If it's not illness causing this problem, it's on you. And before anyone jumps in to say addiction is a medical condition, I agree...to the point where someone is regularly unable or unwilling to take care of their toileting needs. That becomes a problem beyond what I'm willing to do for a grown a$$ man. I can walk away from someone I love if they're so far gone that it no longer matters to them. Why? Because once you reach the point where you no longer think it's a big deal that you're pooping and peeing yourself all the time, why should I care if you don't? I'd rather mourn the loss of the relationship than enable them until I end up having to mourn their life. And for the guys who just don't have good bowel control or pay attention to their bodily functions? Nope. You're a big boy, bucko. Take care of it yourself. Nobody wants to hang out with Mr Poopy Pants.
Soo true
I wonder if they are actually pooing their pants or if they just don’t wipe properly after going to the toilet because “touching your anus is gay”.
And these are the same men who think women’s periods are gross
What? Why would a man think that? Its just a period, it does bleed and thats it. Why is it gross? Periods are not a crime women commit.
Those are not the same guys.
@@zombine7103Nobody says it's a crime, but yes It's gross. Its natural, but it's gross. Nothing wrong with admitting that. Women find men body hairs gross. We don't have to like everything that comes from a woman's body
@@zombine7103 Nobody says it's a crime, but it's gross.
@@NebulaSon well, let it be disgusting, its the beauty of life that you cant see. Women give birth to life.
imagine calling someone a pickme because they don't shit themselves.
When you said "throw them away" I said out loud "The underwear? Or the man?" 🤣
Both!
Both, both is good
Both
At this point both😂
Yes
They don't "bring them home", they continue to wear them for the rest of the day and wear them home.
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Like, they wear them in the car? They get that nastiness all over the upholstery? They drive home, they do highway speeds, they sit in traffic just marinating in their own effluence?
At what point do we call this out for the self-neglect that this is?
@@tjenadonn6158 what else can they do? It's not like normal people take a change of clothes to work with them.
I rarely have an actual “laugh out loud” moment, but “I avoid shitting my pants for *me*” did the trick.
I'm picturing a life coach saying to an audience of men, in a gentle, encouraging tone: "Be kind to yourself. Avoid shitting your pants. Don't do it for someone else. Do it *for you*". 😆
For me, it was this part: "Does my wife benefit from that? I guess?"
Like not having shit or shit stains in your underwear regularly is some sort of white knighting/feminist ally posturing.
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Same 😂😂
@@SamBarge1 yep, not to mention avoiding rashes. Like is avoiding butt rashes feminist?
As someone who is divorcing an emotionally immature baby child, yes, it's a reason I am done. Lack of hygiene equals lack of respect. Let me put it this way. I've had my menstrual cycle for decades and never once, even when it's heavy and it's get gross, has my ex had to clean up after me. Never once.
Seriously?! Men are seriously just shitting themselves?!
When ppl talk about grown men behaving like children, i really didnt think the infant stage was included in that.
The term 'man-baby' comes to mind.
They’re not doing a good job disproving that they want their wives to also be their mommies.
I used to joke that with the way men are raised to expect a woman to do everything for them, I'm surprised they know how to wipe their own butts. I guess not
And at least infants in the fecal stage of development have a reason to be a bit .... Experimental. Because it's a part of learning how the body works. But this??! Ugh
@@animeotaku307literally demanding mommy to clean your poopy diaper. insane.
“I avoid shitting my pants for me!”
No truer words ever spoken
Now can we please take a moment to remember the video about the fact men won't clean themselves properly in the shower. Put those two together and it's a whole new level of gross.
and men wonder why we turn them down and show no interest in them so much... I couldn't be more grossed out rn.
"I'm sure it gets clean" 🤮
Why are men?
I've never understood the skid marks either. Like how difficult is it to wipe yourself properly after 💩 ?
@@katiemilady197Yes!!! Like, what's with that?
i love how he looks like he’s on the verge of tears
My ex husband got drunk and shat himself in my car when I was huge pregnant and that was the beginning of the end of us. When he left a skid mark on my heirloom quilt I filed for divorce.
Yes, if I were the judge, I would rule in your favor even in a no-fault state.
Not while you were pregnant! Oh the smell! My nose and sense of smell was on steroids BOTH times I was pregnant. I would have made him walk the rest of the way! 🤢😭
OMG.. If i were you i would on the first date say 'no alcohol ever'. If he doesnt agree, he gotta go. Same for cigars.
@@zombine7103 I wouldn’t go so far as saying no alcohol ever. But I definitely won’t date someone who drinks regularly or gets drunk ever. And I recommend that to all my friends as well.
What a prude! Accidents happen.
I don't think weeping for my gender is a strong enough sentiment here... No... I'm angry... I didn't need this knowledge
I don’t blame you for being angry. That’s disgusting!❤️🐝🤗
Im glad at least one of you has some level of common sense. Like this isn’t even a “do what your partner wants” kind of thing, it’s a thing you should want to do for yourself so you stay healthy . Like why purposely be so disgusting? It’s ridiculous . They expect so much respect from us but they don’t even respect themselves.
I mean, the men in charge of counties will do war crimes just so they don't have to look bad on TV.
I'm not even surprised at this
The bar for men has gotten so low it is literally touching the ground unfortunately a lot of guys have spent the last few decades getting really good at digging.
To say I am disappointed in us would be a gross understatement
I feel like this needs to be a health class now, lol.
As someone, somewhere on the internet said, "The bar for men is so low the devil trips over it".
At this point, the devil is wondering why there's a bar shaped hole in hell
The bar is so low, Lucifer woke up to discover that the bar sunk past the 9th circle
it's 6ft under. right next to their respect for other people
Lmao ya'all 💯👏
The bar is so low, demons/devils are soaring over it, even when not Disney-fied
“Omg girl I’m on tinder and get this - he DOESNT shit himself like an infant every day! Total catch!”
These guys are the ones we should blame the male loneliness crisis, NOT women.
@@curiousnerdkitteh you really think people are getting to the pooping their pants stage before being dumped? If you date a few times then get dumped it's not as lonely as being actually alone most people who are incels can't get past "hello"
"oh wait he's only 5'7", never mind"
@@usrevenge I'm sorry. How is shitting your pants and never cleaning them related to getting dumped? Like what? Poop keeps you company?
But they just _can’t understand_ why they’re so lonely…🤦🏾♀️
I truly weep for past generations of Women who were forced to deal with this level of triflin’.🤮
I remember my stepfather shitting in his pants and then waving them around. I think mum said, *"Put them in the garbage."* It's only fair to point out that my stepfather was avoiding getting treatment for his bipolar disorder at the time.
This was about 2 or 3 years before they got divorced.
And that, boys and girls, is why "no-fault" divorce is essential.
I dunno. Sounds a lot like the stepfather was at fault here.
Yeah mental illnesses are scary
I've recently noticed one of the reasons I don't wanna get close to men, physically or emotionally, is because I've heard so many horror stories about their terrible hygiene. And it only seems to be piling up.. I just can't
If an adult poops their pants and they don’t have food poisoning or stomach flu, they need to see a doctor. That ain’t right.
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@@absolutelyfookinnobody2843 I'm sorry, I _have_ to ask: what thought do those emojis represent?? Bc for the life of me, I can't figure it out.
Maybe a gastroenterologist, maybe a therapist, but some type of medical professional for *sure.*
@@KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds What’s another word for a rooster and another word for lollipop?
@@evilsharkey8954 oh, wow🤦🏾♀️ I definitely should have caught that sooner. But now, I'm wondering who it's directed towards?
I lost it at “this is not a feminist take.” Keep preachin’ for clean chonies and taking late homework. ❕🏴☠️💭
Yeah, being clean is not at feminist take. This is just crazy.
It shouldn't be a "feminist take" but it is because all these men are expecting their female partners to cook and clean for them and even clean their shitty pants. It shouldn't be a gender issue but it is
Is it possible that men have gotten worse since I was young, or is it just social media? It was 40 years ago but my husband would NEVER have expected me to do that.
Social media has made men worse because young men are desperately looking for role models, and Mr. Rogers has been replaced by Andrew Tate.
@@ZorroVulpes Wrong. It's always been bad and now the differ us that it doesn't stay "in town" but rather can reach audiences worldwide. 😅
Even the part of fool collections dumbing down in each other's presence and spiraling down to extremes, is not new at all.
Ppl were just more likely to avoid coming across such groups AND since times were less humane and psychological health more neglected, chances are they'd have not survived long after spiraling beyond ppl's patience.
Then again I hear that places like Florida and Texas have absolutely real and mad things going on with areas full of actually reported and documented true crimes that hit way too close to "lack of sanity" and "very very severe mental dysfunctions".
So, nah, not new. Just louder than before.
@@KxNOxUTAthat just a part of it. Not only weird people are getting a voice but also decent people went mad.
It's because of Andrew Tate
I think it's a bit of both. The weirdos are letting their freak flags fly on social media and a lot of impressionable normies think the freaky stuff is normal
the pain in his face is SO palpable. it's contagious. i'm starting to hurt too
The man almost cried. He is in grief of his gender
I'd rather be a crazy cat lady that dies without ever having had a physical relationship than be in a relationship with a man that just frequently and casually shits himself and expects ME to clean his britches afterwards. I'm not even a cat person, and I'd still choose them over THAT. Like COME ON.
Imagine when women had no choice but to stay . 😢
At least cats keep themselves clean!
Cats are very clean by nature, and if they shit outside the litterbox or don't clean their butts, it's an indicator that something is likely medically wrong and you should call your vet right away (or that you haven't been doing a good job keeping the box clean.) My kitten litter-trained himself in a day! Would recommend any kitty over these men.
Battery-powered toys don't shit their pants. 😉😉😇😇
If a cat can shit in a box, and you cant, you need to go to the vet.
I genuinely have IBS and I have only ever had this happen once since I was toilet trained almost 30 years ago. How is this happening to people with a normal GI tract? Is it actively shitting oneself, or is this the whole not wiping thing? Why would anyone want to be this way? Doesn't it at minimum itch?
So apparently some guys have a weird hang up over wiping because they think it’s gay to wipe your ass. Same with other forms of basic hygiene.
Part of it may be gambling on a fart and losing, especially if one ate something questionable. It happens to me from time to time, but it's mortifying and although I'm single, I would NEVER make this someone else's problem.
Who knows. I know an adult who has bad bowel issues that makes this an unfortunately regular event, so they did the adult thing and wear diapers and deal with it themself.
My nephew does not have bowel issues, he has mental issues. And it ain't just skid marks, he walks around with full turds in his pants without even noticing they're there. This video and comment section give me hope that one day he might makes friends like himself, cause as of now this issue definitely makes him an outcast at school and scouts. Saddest part is he was potty trained and had no problem for years, but now has absolutely 0 bowel awareness.
I don't think I'd stay at a job that was causing me to do that on the regular, for any reason. If it happened I'd either toss them out, or wash them myself, because I wouldn't be able to hand a pair of boxers with a crap stain off to my woman with a straight face. If it has bio waste on it at the end of the day, I'll handle it myself.
Of course! Any decent man would.❤️🤗🐝
As a female, it is a reasonable expectation that you do. And I don't know why I feel the need to say thank you for an obvious expectation. But ok, thank you. This is the world we live in. We should be thankful, *thankful* for someone having common decency. While I would appreciate and respect someone who is and treat them well, I would expect reciprocation.
I can't understand dudes that do stuff like this. You just know they lose their minds if they see their wives' period panties soaking much less being asked to wash them for her.
i think that that is what any mature adult would do.
I was wondering if able-bodied adults regularly shitting their pants at work was a Capitalism Hell thing-like these men are "working _so_ hard" at their jobs that they come home in soiled pants rather than taking a bio break.
"Hustle culture" is the only way I've thought of where I can imagine these men being all "this is fine" acting like they aren't toilet trained-but regardless of work circumstances, expecting your wife/second mommy to clean up after you when you have an accident is even more manbaby than people usually mean by the word.
Nope! The worst I experienced was an ex *accidentally* peed next to the toilet instead of in it. He did it at nighttime when the lights were out. I discovered it. I understood why it happened. But I made him clean it up. I'm not cleaning up after a grown man.
The comedic timing through all of this is perfect but especially "this is not a feminist take"
I’m sorry, what?!? This is a big enough problem that it’s just mentioned as if it’s common knowledge?!? I’ve literally only shit myself as an adult once, and it was coming out both ends when it happened. Even more, I CLEAN IT UP MYSELF! Even while so sick I was literally not sure if I would make it to the next week I never expected a single other person to clean that sort of thing.
Exactly. Every time I have soiled myself as an adult it's been in a situation where I was curled up on the floor, running a fever, with the complete contents of my GI tract having violently left my system via all available exits alongside every last trace of my dignity.
the only times i've have an accident is when i've got stomach issues. only excuse.
Yah when that Nero virus was going around… I made the fatal mistake of making fun of my dad for sharting himself (yes we’re that kind of family very open lol) but then I got it… that was a rough few days 😭 I had to pull over at every rest stop in Iowa just miserable. Thankfully Iow has lots of nice rest stops 😂
@@abiean222 Same, and I still wash them off myself AND throw my underwear and trousers to the wash.
I work in a hospital, and you would be SHOCKED by the number of grown ass adults, mostly men, who expect you to wipe their ass, despite being perfectly capable of doing it themselves
I have IBS, I didn't get diagnosed with it until my mid 20's, and I've shit my pants more times than I can remember because of a sudden flare up. But I cleaned up after myself every single time it happened! I cleaned my clothes, I cleaned myself. If I was sitting in a chair or in the car when it happened, I scrubbed it down. I've had to toss underwear and sheets because there was no saving them, but still, I cleaned up my messes and never expected anyone else to clean it for me.
There's only a handful of times I can think of when someone else cleaned up the mess and it was when I was so sick, I was spewing from both ends, so my roommates helped me; and I'm so grateful for their help during those times.
Accidents happen, getting sick happens, and that I can understand, but being proud of constantly shitting yourself and expecting your partner to happily clean it up? Hell no.
Yep, I have a friend in a similar situation and, yeah, sometimes you are so sick you need the help, but the exemption, not the rule. My partner and I occasionally clean up gross stuff for each other, but at that point it's a completely different scenario than what Chesko is replying to.
And you have a medical condition!! These men are out here in perfect health.
That's why I'm so shocked by this. I have a medical reason for having such accidents and I hate it.
But to be in perfectly good health and just choosing to shit their pants instead of using the bathroom is just astounding.
For real!!! At first I thought the original tiktok must have meant ‘in the case of a severe illness, will she still be there for you?’ And I was honestly siding with it, because we all go through nasty stuff in life…
But… just… shitting yourself when you’re completely healthy???? Just because??????
No…. No, I don’t think we can go on being the same people we were before…. Not now, not with the knowledge that a guy would shit himself deliberately and then expect his wife to wash the shatted underwear for him… on a regular basis, even… this is really too far, tbh
@@amirasabry1339 the only thing I can think of is jobs where you are in spaces where you can't readily just leave to potty. Those sound terrible, but I can understand that. Just being is gross isn't ok
I've never cleaned an SO's underwear and NEVER WILL (if they are capable of doing it themselves). How disgusting.
Exactly! My partner washes his own underwear and work clothes, and I wash mine and the kids (and the house items like towels, sheets etc) and unless he is really unwell I refuse to be his mother.
There was only twice in all the years I’ve known him when I had to do his washing and that was because he woke up, said “I don’t feel well”, proceeded to rush to the bathroom, but didn’t quite make it. Both times he said he was embarrassed that “he as a grown man had shat himself”, I told him he can’t help being unwell and that I’d go clean his clothes and he should have a hot shower to feel better.
But if he ever just handed me his sh*t stained underwear and told me to go wash them, I’d be sending him back to his mothers and tell her “this one is faulty and until he is repaired he cannot come back”
I mean, I have definitely washed loads of laundry with both of our underwear inside and so has he. But cleaned by hand? Nope.
@@elenalizabeth"This one is faulty" 😂😂😂
@@Snowshowslow yeah but also normally your underwear don’t have literal sh*t in them I assume? And if underwear regularly have “skid marks” then that shows that they are not properly wiping nor keeping good downstairs hygiene (or maybe have some sort of encopresis that needs medical attention)
@Snowshowslow regular laundry loads should not have underwear included. People should wash their own underpants by hand. Something that has crotch sweat, discharge, and other fluids should not be in the same laundry as a t-shirt - sometimes it's in very small amounts so its hard to detect but it's still there.
Men have literally casually mentionned to me that they are lactose intolerant or that spicy food give them diarrhea but proceed to never consider the idea they should stop eating it.
...that's the kind of thought process I expect from a dog...or the self-control I expect from a toddler (at best)
its worth it. I'll just eat cheese on the toilet.
@@Zectifin or one day accidentally cream your pants in public, which is the whole issue at hand here
I see this on the internet a lot. They’re always like “you know when you eat Taco Bell and violently shit yourself afterwards” and I’m like… no… that has never happened to me or anyone I know. Are… are these people okay?
@@greyscalesx Is English your first language? To "cream your pants" means something else...
I remember working in retail several years back. Dude walked in, and was looking around for awhile. He turned around and he was so clearly covered in shit. Like he had absolutely shit his pants and was just continuing to walk around.. SAGGED. He kept pulling his shirt down.. as if that made him walking around like that somewhat acceptable? How is it possible that this man thought nah, this isn’t an urgent enough situation to go straight home. Man is out here running errands with a visible load in his drawers 🥲 It haunts me to this day. Was it a dare?? HOW DO YOU NOT GO STRAIGHT HOME???
the mental image is fucking me up so badly
The bear wouldn’t shit his pants and expect me to clean them 🙄😒
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They just keep making bears look better and better
Yep they shit in the woods not there undies!
@@Acehigh-JenkinsI love how you sort of implied that bears have underpants
@@Nyct03m1 you never know!
I saw this with my grandparents. Never understood it. Diapers? Those were not ever suggested, because it would be so offensive, humiliating, and emasculating (unlike soiling your underwear/s). But since my grandma is just a woman I guess it was implicit she should be fine washing them and not taking offense or feeling humiliated.
Another novel idea that I would like to introduce in this train of thought. Wash your own underwear! Seems outrageous? Is not that bad? It is a testament of their love? I wonder why I don't see men volunteering to wash their beloved wives or girlfriends' underwear every month on their period.
most single men would wash their clothes? Especially now with a washing machine. Your grandma washed dirty clothes the same way your grandad used to repair things & do the heavy lifting.
My husband does his own laundry. If he EVER handed me shitty underwear...I would check him in to a psychiatric hospital.
I'm dying! "I avoid 💩 my pants for me". I mean, I like, thought we were all on the same page as this. 😂
I wish I could say it didn’t happen to me, but it was after a near death experience and 5 weeks in hospital turned 30 in the hospital, but I had peritonitis and so they had to hang my intestines off the operating table in a bag and cut all my organs apart because the infection was so far advanced. As a result it happened to me twice with no warning and no sensation prior to it just happening. It distressed me because I thought what if it keeps happening. But you can bet I threw those boxers out and cleaned myself up until I could get home for a shower, which was straight after, but I definitely wasn’t going to sit in it before cleaning myself up. Thankfully it has never happened to me again, even when I had Amoebic Dysentery in Guatemala. I also wash myself properly, and clean myself properly after going to the toilet, how other men can live like this is beyond me.
Under the circumstances, I think it's understandable.
Ugh, that is awful and glad you are doing better. That's quite a different situation than some lazy entitled dude eating a bag of spicy Cheetos and sharting all over his underwear and then expecting his girlfriend to clean them.
Holy shit, I'm glad you're okay. That is very different. If there is a medical issue, it changes things
I fucking love modern medicine, sometimes I take it for granted but we are so lucky to be able to survive stuff like this and even thrive after it, I’m glad you’re still with us dude
Peritonitis is no joke. I'm glad you pulled through.
I'm ready to help a partner clean their clothes and any accidents that happen, but to proudly present your stained drawers and expect me to be grateful to clean them for you? I'll stay single, thanks.
See this is where we differ-I’m not ready for that. And this is someone who worked as a preschool teacher and CNA for many years-to me, the only acceptable times to be shitting yourself and needing my help, is when your on the way into life or on the way out. You’re a grown man? A pooing yourself? That’s so wrong it will never be right 😂even if it does happen, deal w it yourself? Let’s bring a little bit of shame back
There was a story I heard on another channel where a guy was upset he wasn't invited to wedding of one of his in-laws and also didn't want his wife and their kids to go. The reason they decided to not have him there. He will pee himself, announce it to the room and then go change (they bring clothes for him). The husband and wife told her family it's a medical issue but it's really a kink if his. Understandably even if it's a medical issue, not something they want to happen at a wedding and it happens often enough that they believe it will happen there, and they don't believe it when they say it won't happen. It's unbelievable to me that this guy can't seem to conceive why he shouldn't be there, that his "medical need" is more important than anything, even a day that's supposed to be all about this couple that isn't him and his wife. Even with the medical need explanation, the fact he feels the need to announce it trumps that. I can't imagine having something I can't control like that happen and then announcing it.
Editing to make it clear it's not about having a kink or what the kink is, it's the imposing of it on others who aren't consenting (which I understand is part of the kink) and also then getting upset when being denied being able to do it/people setting reasonable boundaries. It's become something that is causing issues and should be addressed in some way, if they want to be able to maintain relationships with the wife's family. You can't expect to just do whatever you want whenever and not compromise.
@@Quirkyalonesterwhaaat… that’s definitely not a condition. I mean, why would you not wear diapers and be more reserved about needing a change?
@@Quirkyalonester That’s…wow. I’m pretty sure this is a “waterboarding couldn’t get this out of me” situation with the p!ss + humiliation kink.
@@Quirkyalonester
Of course there are medical conditions where someone is unable to control their bladder, but if that is an issue...but adult diapers.
But it's "disgusting" to buy clean tampons or pads from the store???
These guys are the ones telling anyone with a period to “just hold it in.”
Of course it is, clean tamp*** are disgusting. We prefer something with a little more flavor.
@@animeotaku307yeah, save it for work and make him clean it up.
@@animeotaku307 😱I’m speechless
Well, yeah, you're clearly supposed to be soiling yourself like the men do.
There was was a reddit post where a man asked AITA for threatening to stop buying groceries for his girlfriend who did 90% of the domestic work, because she refused to wash his crusty undies with the rest of the laundry. In followup edits the guy admitted their "foreplay" was her supervising his shower to make sure his junk didn't give her a UTI.
Please tell me she dumped him. She can do so much better.
@@animeotaku307 Never mind her - that guy needs help. Apparently there has been a serious gap in his development.
At the very least, someone needs to show him the gross pictures of what happens to your junk if you don't wash it.
Even ogres are not this gross
I want to laugh but it's sad that these people aren't a complete minority. I don't get it.
This has to be a form of DV, i stg.
If you are not grown up enough to clean up your own messes, you are not grown up enough for a life partner, spouse, etc.
You're nearly in tears, I'm nearly in tears, my brother's nearly in tears and my parents are howling with laughter across the country.... thank you for this knowledge I did not know I needed to know, and for adding one more thing I need to add to my repertoire of "questions I need to ask men when dating". I knew there were issues with men CLEANING their butts, but I did not forsee myself asking "do you regularly sh¡t yourself at work and, if you do, will you clean it yourself?"
I have lived with people like this. It's not just the boxers that are soiled. Sometimes it's not limited to their own clothes. There's no consequence to it because they pass on the cleaning job. They can just get new clothes (or steal from others within the living situation. Bonus points for gaslighting or destroying the clothes so the original person absolutely DO NOT want it back.) Hated doing janitorial because people won't even flush after themselves and leave it for the cleaners more often than not. I'm glad you discovered this second hand and not first hand. I pray you remain only in second hand information.
>people won't even flush after themselves
Yo can we talk about men's restrooms? Because I feel like Freud has overlooked some very important stuff about anal fixation. Like it takes effort to do THIS. It takes some actual purposeful actions.
We don't praise people who work in sanitation enough. You're a damn hero
I have been a cleaner here in Australia. Don't you think the eord Bin needs an apostrophe.
"B' in"
We had this glamorous looking lady who would drop her tissues under the desk. She would also leave bed socks under the desk on the floor. One day, one of the cleaners threw one of the socks away .....
Lol.....
It’s not just work. This is so common that, if you participate in Comic-Con, it’s explicitly, in its own paragraph, stated that gamers and other participants must maintain clean hygiene or they will be asked to rectify the situation in order to continue to play. In the video where I learned about this, there were photos of the multiple skid marked chairs. I can just imagine what their gaming chairs at home are like. 🤢🤢🤢
....what a horrible day to be literate
I bet my weight in chocolate that their rooms look like something out of Silent Hill or SAW...🤢
I miss a minute ago before I saw this... 🤢
I have regrets
I mean I already have actual clinically diagnosed OCD but this... I may actually start wearing hazmat suit after reading these comments.
I'm not very far in yet, but I already have thoughts. 😂😅 If grown men are shitting themselves (not counting when people are uncontrollably sick or have a condition) frequently, even occasionally at work, they should start wearing diapers. You're telling me that women have to make accommodations for others for our periods (a bodily function we physically cannot hold in) but men don't have to do shit when they shit in their pants!? 💀 (I get it, sometimes accidental sharts happen, but not on a frequent scale, that's wild.) I'm losing it, first the lady that doesn't wash her hands in the comfort of her home and now this... My trust and faith in humanity went lower, I didn't think that was possible.
For real, it's like people want to bring back the Plague or something.
The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in hell and yet here they are limbo dancing with the devil...
The devil got dragged into the limbo line and now it’s his personal hell.
@@animeotaku307 If we are honest he really doesn't deserve to have to deal with that. Poor Satan. Hell must be a really smelly place now too.
The depths to which a culture can sink when they know women are forced to marry them because they're not allowed to have bank accounts or own land for thousands of years. And this is the social caste that has all the institutional power. I wonder how long it takes for them to actually fix themselves now that society requires them to behave at a certain standard.
And people ask me why I never got married😂😂 Bear in mind, I'm probably old enough to have dated the kid's grandpa.
Bear in mind. You in the woods?
@@gabrielvermund she picked the bear, not the man. But in all seriousness how is that phrase supposed to go? Because if this isn’t right I’ve been spelling it wrong for years and no one has corrected me. Not even people on the internet. Which is surprising
@@gabrielvermundNo, that would bear in woods. Bear in mind means they identify as a bear.
@@gabrielvermund
Yep. I live in the woods. Without a bear or a guy.😂
@@riverstein7251 A quick Google says it is "bear in mind,' for what that's worth. I wasn't positive either until I looked it up.
While I have shit myself more often than I probably should, generally because I was on some weirdo bodybuilding diet which often involved a whole lot of liquids and protein without much fibre, PLUS actual shots of flax and olive oil... I have never, ever, ever brought shitty drawers home to my wife. If you are unwilling to toss them, go commando long enough to wash them out in the sink. It's YOUR shit, you are scientifically the person LEAST grossed out by it, and it is so much faster and easier to wash out when it is fresh. Anything else is just needlessly cruel and should be classified as abuse.
Yah I was wondering if this is more common bc men are more likely eating either horrible fast food that gives you the shits or weird liquid protein diet that gives you the shits 😂 but I can’t imagine frequently having this happen aside from being sick.
I’m hoping you also sanitize your sink afterwards, especially if you live with someone else…
@@schuylergeery-zink1923 There's also the awful period shits many women get though... I think the bigger difference is way more men (although still a minority!) ignoring their own health or hygiene problems and making it other people's problem instead of planning around it or taking care of themselves.
I don't think these dude are gross by the poop therefore asked their wives to do it. I think is more than they believe she has to be servile, and that cleaning poop is beneath them, "is a women's job to clean" therefore she has to do this. Aswell there some people men and women that usually try to test you, doing worst and worst things, to see how much control they have on you
@@schuylergeery-zink1923 I thought it is from alcohol and idd shitty junk food
looks like smell is also an argument for bears over men
As a man I might choose the bear also. I literally wouldn't be able to fight a man with shit in his pants even if my life depended on it.
After all, a bear shits in the woods, not in their pants.
A bear and a rabbit are sitting next to each other in the forest, each of them taking a shit. The bear looks over at the rabbit, and says, "hey, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "Nope, no problems at all." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
As we all know, bears use Charmin toilet paper so at least I know they've put in the effort to clean themselves up 😜
What’s this bear thing everyone talking about?
Apparently, "doesn't shit his pants" is a higher compliment than I thought.
This is why more and more women are choosing to remain single.
Preach!!
Seriously. The average man has become a foul creature.
@@hellokristi Time to end the species I guess.
@@VDOTU5nah there's billions of people on the planet. Not picking these below bare minimum effort men won't end the species - it'll just improve it.
Evolution 😁
I’ve heard that some guys think a shower means letting the water hit them. I’ve seen a video that some people, not just men, think that only poor people own washcloths. Like, what? All that money and you ain’t even bringing soap and a means to clean yourself in the shower with you? That same guy was like, “Wash my legs? Why? The water has to run down them anyway.”
People if you got out the shower and the bottoms of ya feet is still dirty, why did you bother to get in the shower in the first place?
Years ago, a friend and I used to refer to the correct procedure for cleaning our privates as “flossing.” Nowadays, I wash it twice before getting out of the shower. Think on that what you will but it stays nice and fresh all day with proper care and correct wiping.
Uuugh. There's nasty. Get a bidet or something. The bar is in hell..
It's a tripping hazard.
@@WilliamBrowningThe bidet? Is a tripping hazard? I mean, I guess, if its not well placed. But the hygiene hazard...
I thought it was another joke about how low the bar is, not realizing though that the floor (a tripping hazard) isn't as "low" as hell... @@moniquita720
I think she is referring to how low the bar for men is.
They need diapers.
I can see it happening if you're sick or have a medical condition, but why would guys just not go and use the restroom? Is it some macho act of stupidity to shit yourself?
its a power move. you shit yourself and force your wife to clean up your disgusting mess. that or its a kink. either way, its stupid and vile.
The short answer is that it might not be an option. My own workplace is just barely following the law regarding the number employees per bathroom, all it would take is a food allergy and a little bit of bad luck. Working in the field there might not be any bathrooms at all.
Of course if it ever happened, I'd rather take it to my grave than make it a SO's problem.
They don’t want a wife they want their mommy.
I’m not kidding.
@@Dimetropteryx, if I was forced to work at a job that didn't allow me to use the bathroom, then I'd be wearing diapers. Honestly I can't even imagine working at such a place! That'd be downright miserable!
@@youtubesucks898 That is exactly what a lot op people who work in such a place do. It's just a workaround to a bigger problem, but it's still better than making your partner clean your faeces.
“…that’s not something I’d put on my Tinder profile..” LOL
I might end up in prison if my husband deliberately shit himself as some kind of test.
My grandma once told me, "Don't drop your britches for any man who would hand you his dirty ones."
This reminds me of the stories I’ve seen about grown men not wiping their butt because “it’s gay”. Words escape me.
It's more gay to smell and look like they are "leaking" down there like that body part is stretched from doing certain activities. Men and their excuses for laziness.
Sad
This is a reason to choose the bear that I never anticipated in my wildest nightmares 😦
"Throw them away" Me, throwing entire men away if they try this. 💅🏽
Instructions unclear, no shame 💁🏽♀️
That's another point for the bear...
Our professor, just gradually going mad at the absurdity of his fellow man 🤣 (and we're going mad right along with him)
"Throw them away!" This what so many people have decided about lots of single men. 🤣🤣
"I avoid shitting my pants for me." ....idk why but I'd never thought I'd hear a human say that. I had no idea this kinda thing was apparently common.
Really random but, awesome pfp!
Love botw!
I have never appreciated my very clean husband more. WHAT 😦
It would be kinda funny to live in a world where "I avoid shitting myself for me" is a valid thing to specify
These are the same men who won’t buy tampons because, “That’s gross!”
When we said the bar was in the shitter, we weren't hoping to be literal
This was not something I needed to know about. And now I do. I hate it here. 🙃
Now, I understand 100% (I understood before too, but now, I can see it clearly) why single women and lesbians are happier, like... This is genuinely horrible... I knew some men are bad, but THIS IS TOO MUCH.
@@Rocky-brilliant indeed, I am even happier now to be a single woman because eff that.
As a man I regret sharing a gender with anyone like that, and definitely regret being cozinent to it. Gotta wonder if they are the same men 'confused' about the bear question, I'm sure there is a major overlap.
I have IBS and I would never ask my husband to cleanup when I have a flare up. Why I'm glad my husband and I do our own laundry. Well, our former president was on trial farting and shitting his pants while in court his supporters have started wearing diapers.
This is immediately where my mind went
Exactly. IBS can make 💩 happen but you don't make someone else clean your 💩. You sort it out yourself
i'm sorry, the orange trumpet was doing what? do you have sources, i have some friends who would enjoy reading about this.
Meidas Touch Network reported on all the stinky stuff
Yes, but they are wearing them on the outside of their clothing. At least it will save chairs and what not.
Been married 23 years and husband & I are both healthy. The only poo-pants situations we've ever had in all those years were due to food poisoning and we each handled it ourselves. I would be alarmed if it happened to him repeatedly. That sounds like an undiagnosed, serious medical condition! 😱
Yep, and in a situation like that, if you end up needing help because you are way too sick, it's still a different situation because you are super duper sick, not a man baby who refuses to do their own laundry.
I also notice the fact that people are specifically calling out these men for crapping their pants at work on a regular basis. No other time, no other place, only at work. Which implies that they CAN hold it, but they just choose not to.
Not just work. Also at conventions like comicon or any other con, really. They all have explicit rules about hygiene when you buy ticketS
@@Skag_Sisyphuseven with that addition, there is still the implication that they can hold it. They are fully capable. They just choose not to.
I’m not sure if it’s being done out of laziness, fear of being seen as less of an “alpha male” for touching soap, or just a kink paired with a lack of respect for others, but it needs to be addressed.
Maybe that’s a new power move at work. Like an animal deterring predators, you shit your pants to ensure that everyone knows not to mess with you.
Only *_I_* get to mess me! With me! 👀 💩
"You wanna lay a hand on me buddy?"
*Poops own pants aggressively*
"Come on. I dare ya."
Woman at home cooking dinner.
Man comes home and says “mommy- uh I mean baby! I dookied myself…”
Woman says “did you have to bring it home, set it free in the yard, omg you brought a pet home think of the children.”
Man says “No you don’t understand, I pooped myself at work!”
Woman says “no you don’t understand, you gave birth to a thing I won’t take care of for you.”
Are they not taking bathroom breaks at work or...
😂😂😂 nooooo 😂
Yeah, I was gonna observe that my husband came home today with a similar issue… for the first time in 31 years that I know of. He was quietly mortified and proceded to sort and start a load of laundry. He also has been dealing with the aftermath of what is believed (because doctors went for the obvious treatment and missed the chance to find out) to be an e-coli infection, which is another reason to keep clean, but which you can’t always dodge that way.
He is as a rule scrupulously tidy and better at housework than I am.
Oof. Poor guy. Hope it clears out soon.
❤️
Hope he feels better soon
E. coli can come from contaminated food or water. I got it years ago at a restaurant that sickened dozens of other people, also. Needed a course of antibiotics before my g.i. tract went back to normal. I hope your hub is well again!
"I avoid shitting my pants for me"
Words to live by I'd say
I was actually speechless to learn this. Seeing these videos has made me so very very thankful that I married an adult rather than a manchild.
I'm a fairly average guy, this rarely happens to me and it rarely happens to any guys I know unless they've been drinking heavily. There is one coworker I used to have who did seem to always smell like poo but I stay away from people like that. This is not normal, and no one should use that example as a way to build expectations for men in real life.
Beta
I would not clean your pants, they can just go in the garbage at that point. But I will help you get a doctor's appointment or an appointment with an employment lawyer, which ever feels more appropriate
I’m also curious about the commute back home. Are they sitting in sht on the bus?! The train?? THEIR CAR🤢🏃🏾♀️➡️🚮
No.
I HAVE underlying health issues and have to keep a change of clothes at work. When I have an accident it's humiliating and I don't want ANYONE else to know about it, much less clean it up, least of all my loving SO.
It's okay, you're doing the best you can. I have/had anxiety related IBS and soiled myself far into teenagehood until I got medicated. I totally get the humiliation part. Best wishes bro
I mean, I know that some people with certain medical and neurological conditions can have difficulties with these things, but I definitely have heard of full grown adults that simply believe that their butt is a 'no-touch-zone', even for themselves, and I really don't know how to process that😳 it's wildly gross and sad..
In some cases it could have to do with trauma from SA and/or CSA, but… yeah, I don't think that'd be the majority of cases. I kind of hope not, anyhow.
I couldn't possibly have thought in my entire adult life that this could be the case... until I saw my BIL doing this. Afterwards, my sister admitted that he never learned how to wash laundry. A man in his forties just had the women in his life do it for him. His mom, then his first wife, then my sister and just threw used clothes away and bought new clothes when they got dirty between marriages.
... To this day, I still can't figure out why my sister married him.
"I avoid shitting my pants for me" lmao. Vibe
And I thought that was just everyone... 🤷♀
I learned too late...I was already married...when I learned about "bacon stripe" underwear.
😱😱😭😖
😰 _w h a t_
What fresh hell is this?!
@@jennivamp5 Probably just a fancy way of saying it when the cut of men's underwear + their lacking hygiene in wiping their butts, results in stripes shaped poo stains in their underwear.
I hope they seek help cause that's not normal. That's disgusting.
Weaponised Incontinence is a thing!
I love how he looks like he’s on the verge of tears
I would be too
Could you also do a PSA about men wiping properly? I've had unfortunate experience with male family members leaving...streaks on the toilet seat and in their underwear (in the collective laundry), and thinking it's no big deal that they don't clean that **** up (literally).
Here's an easy solution: If you made the items of clothing dirty, then you clean them (assuming you are over the age of 12). Same for sheets and towels - if you are of age to operate the washer and dryer, then you can do your own laundry.
My husband claimed to not "understand" how to work the dryer. In my best scarsastic voice I told him "You put the dial on "more dry" and you hit "start". 🤔" He at least had the decency to look embarrased.
Nope, I make waaay too much money. If you won't clean my stuff, the maid will. If the maid is younger and hotter, and willing to do more, she may just replace you.
@@user-zu5do6ri6r If money is all that you are able to bring to the table in your relationships, then I'm sure that's a logical statement. Do better.
@@user-zu5do6ri6r lol yikes dude.
my kid has been able to do her laundry since she was 8. she was able to control her bowels for years before that.
"36 M Place, State
Works in IT
Loves live music
Uses a toilet instead of my jeans to defecate"
I’ve heard that brown skid marks are somewhat common on chairs at gaming tournaments and cosplay conventions and butt funk s ells abound. They even have event rules telling participants that they must have decent personal hygiene.
The term “skid marks” ring any bells? Yeah, my first husband, 25 when we met, EVERY PAIR HE OWNED. My mom had died, I had no one to ask if this was normal, so I assumed it was.
If my spouse were sick and needed help cleaning up after stomach trouble, I'd absolutely strap on some gloves and help him. I do it for my pet all the time already. You do your best to help the ones you love when they need you. ...But if he just decided to take a dump in his pants and then hand them to me, I'd be heading for divorce court.
A) That's not something that should be happening to any adult who doesn't have a digestive or mental health issue causing it, B) If it *is* happening to someone regularly with no known health cause, they need to see a doctor and C) I am *not* cleaning up someone else's poop just because they couldn't be bothered to use the bathroom when the urge strikes. Involuntary bm is not the same as 'just didn't feel like taking care of it'. I'm not your mom, your nurse, or your servant.
If health issues are causing my partner digestive problems I will be right there by his side to help him through it. If my partner just can't be assed to use a toilet, he can wash his own nasty underpants.
(Note: My partner would never do this, though. It would literally never occur to him to just shit himself unless he were too sick to avoid it. He's a grown adult who can take care of himself and wipe his own ass (figuratively and literally). That's one of many reasons *why* he's my partner.)
I'm........ Officially speechless... 😱😱😢
You're absolutely right - it's not a feminist take, my god!!! 🤦🏻♀️
Yeah, it's an hygienic, be-an-adult take
All the feminists rooms I’ve been in have so much junk on the floor, they often don’t shave ie like their armpits and (sometimes) smell bad down there. So making this a feminist take would be weird..
@@Leontemplar-yt6ff, sure bro 🙄
@hannabio2770 I am, Feminists have long made unshaven a lifestyle “ to fight the taboo of gender norms” since the start.
@hannabio2770 I am, Feminists have long made unshaven a lifestyle tradition “ to fight the taboo of gender norms.”
I thought this was going to be mocking a certain person that was in our government... this was totally unexpected.
yeah, but he's a good example
Orange vonshitshispants? It's a common nickname for the ex-prez, but there are plenty diaper wearing people in both congress and senate that it could be. @@moonhunter9993
So.. the guys have no interest in their partners finding them sexy?
Illness.. I get.
A one off totally freak accident. I can understand, but just because?
I would quickly be too grossed out to ever feel sexual towards them again.
No they don't care. They'd prefer to have wves who are forced to be with them due to financial inequality. The cruelty is the point.
They expect women to be unconditionally attracted to them and respectful at all times but they want to give nothing in return.
I mean the whole genital region is disgusting to begin with but idk
I made a joke last year about how sh*tting yourself at work is an alpha male power move.
I thought it was a joke lmao
With Amazon workers barely having time to go to the bathroom and wash their hands… who knows what other jobs out there make it difficult for you to keep your dignity. I think those of us who are privileged enough to not have to worry about this should at least try to understand how otherwise healthy people have this happen. Maybe there are a lot of human rights violations flying under the radar that haven’t yet made the headlines or trending lists. Terrifying thought.
See, I’m willing to be kind to people in that position. But there are still guys with no underlying medical conditions and a workplace that is lenient on bathroom breaks who still think that wiping when you go makes you gay.
@@animeotaku307 This blows my mind. How is this happening!?
Yeah but don't you think it's also undignified to be forced to clean someone else's shit?
As someone who struggles with incontinence, I'm staggered that this is a choice people are making when they don't also choose to wear diapers or an equivalent. Just why? Surely it's grosser to get on your clothes, even just underclothes? It's definitely harder to clean up.
For real especially with the abundance of decent adult diapers on the market...( I also live with incontinence issues)