LET'S PLAY SUPER MARIO QUADRATICS
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**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
( / hannaynaycanaynay )
VFX by
Hannah Canetti and Jack Merline
Music by Jake Chudnow and from AudioNetwork
( / jakechudnow )
(www.audionetwork.com)
**VSAUCE LINKS**
Vsauce1: / vsauce1
Vsauce2: / vsauce2
Vsauce3: / vsauce3 - Zábava
13:05 I think that's what u might be looking for(pro gamer move)
Thank you
Lol thanks
thanks dud
Ethan spencer2133 legend
@James Bobo oh my god this is frustrating lol, i hope they upload the uncut footage of that line for the meme
Suddenly an entire semester of pre-calculus makes sense.
Michael Stevens just explained it and I perfectly understood. While my algebra teacher has to keep explaining every so often..
it's like a treasure chest opened in my head.
now i know what graphs are.
my algebra teacher suddenly makes so much more sense thank you gamer michael stevens
Lol I knew grade 12 Pre-cal would be good for something!
Imma go to class tomorrow and everyone's going to think im a genius
8:44 That's the most excited anyone has ever been about negative 10.
Naud van Dalen i have made your comment have 69 likes
@@Baconnoodles it has been nullified
"My mum isn't going to watch this...negative 20!!"
That was wholesome
😂
8:44 He said should we make it negative 10 like he’s about to sin.
He did sin(x) later tho
He was
Cos he did
"I dont care. My mom isn't gonna watch this"
Her: Let's get naughty tonight
Him: K, *makes the function negative 10*
"I don't care, my mom isn't gonna watch this!"
*SOMEONE STOP HIM HE'S GOTTEN TOO POWERFUL*
Omg when he did that my mom almost saw it! She would’ve taken away my Bionicle‘s!!!
shaggy got nothing on this man
@@noahchristian1354 Your Bionicle's what?
He has mommy issues
i assumed he would then type 69 or 420
Micheal, I'm definitely telling your mother you were being reckless with your quadratic functions again!
Also with his trigonometric functions. Millennials...
hahahah
JESUS... is this an inside joke or something?? Everyone misspells “Michael”.
@@newbers some people spell it Michael and others spell it Micheal, some people are more used to one spelling or the other
@@roboltamy You mean some people spell it Michael and some people spell it wrong.
606 people are unable to do what's called a pro gamer move.
yeah
Now its 679
Still 679
Wow still 679
680
Teacher: 14 x 10 = 140
Me turns around for one second 19:49
Yes
Trueeeeee
Damn relatable
Yeees
Lmao
Ah yes, watching a grown man play Mario on his DONG at midnight.
Lol
2:30 here budy
same but at 6 am for me
Just me on a Thursday night.
When else would I watch this?
That epic gaming CZcamsr intro didn't last a third of the video.
3/10
Not enough bass-boosted dubstep
I believe you mean 1/3
No, a third is 1/3.
/s
8/25
3.3333333333333/10*
“Luck? I call it, ‘The GameZone.’ And my brain is always in it.”
Me when I pass a math test I didn’t study for
Me when i fail a math test i studied for
how the hell do you pass a math test you didn't study for
Your proper usage of quotation marks restores a bit of my faith in humanity.
“there you go mar *io*
..i call him mar”
Quite the pro gamer move
"Some call it luck...
I call it the game zone."
-Mike "Game Frog" Stevens
Luck = y = sin(x*100000000000) * tan(x*1000)*log(x*1000000000000)
And that is how you use luck with style.
"I'm always in it"
Some call it luck...
_I call it:_
*_T H E G A M E Z O N E_*
I love your pfp
For all whos finding Im gonna call this a pro gamer move
13:05
You’re the real MVP!
Vsauce in Mind Field: "Now I haven't played video games in years"
Also Vsauce: "I'm kinda a gamer"
Michael: *plays Marios quadratics using non quadratic functions*
Game: *Am i a joke to you?*
He cheezed the level lol
Hax
When you're in the gamer zone
Yes.
the ultimate challenge is do everything in one function with only sine and cosine (mario fourier series? mario sinusoids?)
* japanese pilot runs out of ammo * 13:05 or 13:25
I'm not liking cus ur at 69 don't wanna ruin it
**likes**
@@alexmillian6916 F
Then 14:55 happens
Stick and rock productions lol
3:03 - "This does not look like a path Mario would follow when he jumps"
*Mario Maker 2's Underground Night theme would like to know your location*
Earth
14:55 me playing games for first time
8:44 He is *SO* into this game it's crazy.
it's... kinda adorable!
and at 14:56 @@_sex
Well as you know, he is kind of a gamer.
@@w.547 Wow 😂
"I dont care! my mom isnt gonna watch this, negative 20!
8:46 Micheal is having WAYY too much fun with this lmao
I don't care, my mom isn't gonna watch this.
RIGGED! I commented the same exact thing except 5 hours earlier but I got 5 likes and you got 300+ likes
@@B3NNi420 I feel you my man
Ben Bohl yeah? What were you gonna do cash in your likes and buy some friends?
You didn't even mention 12:47 and 14:55
18:38 big brain time noises
13:05 "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move. I'M NOT GONNA EVEN MAKE A QUADRATIC EQUATION."
EDIT, May 24 2022: YES, 1K LIKES!
I ruined 69 likes
I love memes. I love Michael. But never knew this was Michael's meme.
Lol
to 420 likes lets go!
@@saladspoonami4563 now it's 690 likes
7:15 "As you know, I'm kind of a gamer."
Абдуллоعبدالله make it a gif 😂
society and n word
“You know, I’m something of a gamer myself”
Come back Veronica! :(
*proceeds to type in equations*
Michael, giggling: Shall I make it negative 10?? *aWH HOH!!!* ..okay... - I don't care! My mom isn't going to watch this!
You go, Michael. You do you
First reply with 552 likes
what's "you do you" mean
@@AndewMole Be yourself
Why is this so freaking exciting to me
8:41
Unvaccinated kid on the playground: *exists*
Some rusty old nail: 13:05
Wanna take that covid shot now? Not so tough now
Eavy Eavy I think the new Pfizer’s vaccine uses a different genetic make-up specifically to fight the sars covid viruses specifically sars COVID 2 (aka coronavirus) rather than tetanus. But if Karen would stop listening to her 62 iq anti vacc Facebook group and give her kid a goddam f*cking tetanus shot he wouldn’t be vulnerable to a rusty nail.
Old nail: hey kids, do you like illness
@@stupidskitsproductions9008 Well said. The funniest thing I find with anti-vaxxers is that they think there's microchips in the vaccines that track them. What do they think computers and phones are lol.
Bob Veinne ikr
I'm pretty sure someone hid a camera in the room and this is just an average Tuesday for Michael.
14:57 Micheal has flashbacks about D-day
Nam flashbacks
Michael*.
@@GrungeVoid Oof
Pftbftbftbftb
NYEOWWWW
*explosions *
Ha ha HA!!!
This is the best comment ive ever seen
Why do I even need to keep taking College Algebra when *Gamer Mike* can just teach it to me?
well if you actually learn it from gamer mike and then score high enough on the sat/act as a result you in fact won't have to.
its just 9th grade algebra lol
@@g59briel congrats, you found the joke!!!!!
@@g59briel bruh this is actually 7th grade algebra for me!
@@g59briel or 7th grade pre-algerbra
10:17 “when you learn, we’re all winners.”
Truth
13:05 He said the thing. HE SAID THE THING!
When your grandma finally learns to jump in a game
7:15
GUYS, BE AWARE!
This is an official sex offender!
@@PascalSterzik He's number 1, apologizing for what he's done.
@@marylovesdavidcook what was it?
He was bad but now he's good
@@yournameyourlastname4873 He snuck into a bathroom and he [REDACTED]
"I'm gonna do whats called a pro gamer move" - Michael Stevens (our favourite gamer) 2019
Mike Stevens the second best gamer in all the universes
Gabo who is the BEST then?
@@Alex-uh4gj Sbeve
@@Alex-uh4gj PewDiePie
@@Gabo-wg3dv i knew you were gonna say that but he isn't that much of a gamer anymore
Me takes out puppy for a walk
other people : 20:46
3:04 I can just imagine Mario going “WAHOO!” before casually jumping down to 0 and back up again in a backwards motion.
Wahoo played backwards
It’s official.... Michaels forgotten the password for vsauce....
No look at his community posts he's gonna post the good old vs video l's again
@@vsauce6664 where can I look at that? His community posts?
😂😂
PBUTTWORD
Actually, it was always his life's dream to have a channel named after male genitalia.
Michael is just fulfilling his dreams of teaching pre algebra and geometry
it's working!
@@rute_awakening it's for the better, after what happened and all
Wit
@@x_x5009 some things are best left unspoken
@injustice fellow yes i was in fact one of those children
Teacher: 15:25
Homework: 19:45
True
This is the best comment ever
Yes
LMAO i havent watched the vid yet and just watched these two scenes and im wheezing XD
*Sans is never gonna be in Smash lol*
Sakurai: 13:05
It's just a skin
@@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme its still MUCH more than what we ever would've thought was possible
@@Pixeling63 Steve was quite impressive
"As you know im kinda a gamer" -Michael Stevens 2019
"As you know im kinda a gamer" - *Everybody* 2019
*Mike "Game Frog" Stevens
Owen Bridgers gamers rise up
They gave adult Bowser horns and spikes for a reason...
14:54 ... BUT THEY DIDN'T EXPECT THIS!
Someone needs to make that a meme
Michael: "Boom. A parabola!"
Me: *WE ARE ETERNAL ALL THIS PAIN IS AN ILLUSION*
YOOOOOO
21:07 I *leanried* a lot about myself today
wtf right?
14:56 german and british planes meet at the english channel 1944 coulorized
Edit: Thank you all for the kind words!
AHAHHA i couldnt unhear those sound effectives
rearely i laugh out loud with a comment, u deserve a medal XD
Effective
This. Comment. Is. Gold
Br :v
If you think this is nuts just wait until he discovers coolmathgames.com .
It's actually coolmath-games.com
They both take you to the same website so who cares
I know. I love duck life. My math teacher let us go on a "math game" all period. that was one of the options. I don't think they've actually ever visited the site.
those aren't really math games.... they're just regular games
Duck life isn't really math tho.......
Watching Michael genuinely enjoy these games is kinda cute and wholesome and I love it
I love how from 16:30 onwards he just started showing off with a piece wise function lol
*Plays Super Mario Quadratics
*Doesn't use quadratic functions
The absolute mad lad
lmaooo cubic functions headass
A cubic function is a quadratic
i'm in precalc and I just watched a man teach me basic algebra 2 concepts AND I LISTENED.
his kid is going to be so blessed.
100% agree, but this is more algebra 1 than 2.
Josh Darilek nah this is more algebra 2/math 2. we get introduced to it in algebra/math 1 but we actually learn how to move it in algebra/math 2
@@defeanic3844 I guess it depends on school district, year taken, and many other factors because this was all before the first half of algebra 1 back when I was in middle school
I'm in Calculus 1 and contently watched it too. No matter how well you know a subject watching Michael Stevens explain it just makes you want to learn it again.
I'm in calc 4 / diffeq and watched it, so...
This is the most fun I've seen someone have while solving quadratic equations
8:40 "my mom isn't going to be watching" I LOVE YOU LMFAO
Simp
8:49 "I don't care! My Mom isn't gonna watch this! -20!"
-Michael
13:05 Pro Gamer Move
Thank you kirino, very cool 👍🏻
Thank you
Finally found it
16:11 it was actually idubbbz’s voice.
His own son
"As you know, I'm kind of a gamer"
December 2017 episode of Mind Field: "I hadn't played a video game in years!"
Then again, with how much Michael globe-trots for his channels, I'd be surprised if he had much free time for leisure at all outside of sensually eating donuts while squaring them.
14:55 sounds of a grown man writing down a mathematical equation
8:41 Should i make it a negative 10?
Local man killed by gamer video
13:05 Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.
We were played like a damn fiddle!!
We've been tricked,we've been backstabbed,and we've been,quite possibly,bamboozled
Impossible
Benny Playz Don’t try it
@Benny Playz *his
Me: *planning my summer trip peacefully*
Coronavirus: 13:05
I genuinely wish this was a thing when I was learning this in school. Teachers need to learn that this is a thing, it would be a great resource that would keep a lot of students interested in learning this topic
"Enter a quadratic to get to the princess!"
y=6
._.
You won math.
You won cheating
hey what about 0x^2+0x+6 that's a really simple quadratic function!
@@eufalesio1146 wait what are you doing here
I know we all watch vsauce but familiar faces are rare
Math: am I a joke to you?
7 minutes. It took him 7 minutes. What did my math teacher do for 3 months?
Purposely confuse you and get his pay check for it
Imagine having an autistic spongebob as a profile picture and complaining your teacher is bad
imagine John Smith
@@banino9295 looks like we have a teacher here
It took your math teacher 3 months to teach quadratic equations?
15:40
He absolutely had no need to say that. He just wanted to
I was waiting for the music to start
Pilot: What do we do? We are not going to make it to where we are dropping the bomb!
Co-Pilot: 13:49
Kinda funny hearing the guy who explained the banak tarski paradox, uncountability, and supertasks to me ask if there “is a way to rotate the sin function”
Polar
Here you go, buddy
www.desmos.com/calculator/48hkimmsbt
@@branthebrave Nice, can you explain how that works?
Or even write as a vector function, multiply by rotation matrix_2, and put back in explicit form
If you add a line wave and a linear it is similar in appearance on the graph to rotating the sine wave along the linear equation.
@@christophejefferies522 x and y were replaced in y=sin(x) with those phrases, and those were found by rotating a graph by a degree t and using trig to solve for the new positions. It works with any graph, and it doesn't even need to be a function: www.desmos.com/calculator/ndurdwgyfb
10:17
Because when you learn, we're all winners."
--- Michael Stevens (a.k.a Vsauce).
Im no wiener
You're winner
D re death is a favorable opinion to communism
Literally every single person who jumps ahead in math 12:55
5:04 Michael preventing himself from saying sus:
When the fake person is suspicious
Michael is the guy who can manage to make maths into epic esports gameplay
And he’s the guy that can do what’s called a pro gamer move.
i just watched 5 minutes of someone explaining how a graph works when I'm already doing multivariable calculus
I have a degree in physics and I watched for 20 mins. Worth it lol
@@metanumia I won a Nobel Prize and am president of the Universe, but yet here I am enjoying as well ;).
I'm still in 9th grade and watched the whole video
He isnt realpy explaining it, its more for fun than anything. Pretty sure everyone knows all this (except maybe some of the tangent and sin things)
@@lucasnadamas9317 wE DO NOT SIN IT IS *SINE* @angry geometry teachers
That one moment when you don't know what you're doing but you still manage to do it correctly
9:46
13:06 “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move”
13:05 When you cheat on Super Mario Quadratics
the fact that it's called super Mario quadratic is hilarious. 🤣 oh man 14:55 just played as wrote that.
romdon ромдон took me a sec
Yeah, but that would be small brain.
I’m a mathematics teacher and I am planning on showing my pupils this video.
Tricky Nicky lol you guessed right. The picture is quite old though.
15:21 best solution: y=7sin-6(-0.1x*2)+8
"That's poggers, what an epic gamer moment right there!" is what I want Michael to say.
I love seeing him getting exited over 9th grade mathematics
No Man's Sky
I learned it telepathically while I was in the womb
@@caleb98963 my dad jizzed on a math book and my mom scraped it off and inseminated herself with it, so I have it in my DNA.
@@KurNorock wtf man
Kur Norock ah the good old math book sperm conception
The best mathematics do.
man vsauce is like that one kid in class who enjoyed doing equations for his own satisfaction
Solving equations is really relaxing (not differential equations, tho, those can go to hell)
i love doing equations, but only when i get the answer, if i dont, i get a mental breakdown
Now try monetize that
@@tomasroque3338 yes, after doing tutoring for a while its like pen spinning, u get quicker and quicker
@@officer_baitlyn What do yoy think about diferential equations?
8:55 do it Mar!... Io
ᴵ ᶜᵃˡˡ ʰᶦᵐ ᴹᵃʳ
Truly, a pro gamer move.
Next time: Let’s play Super Mario Sines/Cosines underwater levels.
wot about tan
@@nopeno820 no u
oof
Add some half range expansions for fun
Lol and Tangent would be the tower levels
Chernobyl: is completely fine
Chernobyl reactor: 13:05
Tanzim Ifas do ya mean 14:56
@@amentiamurna9335 underrated
both comments made my hour
You mean 12:48
Lol
13:05 "im gonna call this pro gamer move" moment
Bring this comment to the top
12:48 nuclear bomb hitting hiroshima 1944, colourised
Math teacher: This is how functions work
Me: Wot?
Michael: This is how Mario jumps.
Me: Oh, now the functions make sense.
True
I am angry at how accurate this is
Only true madlads multiply their quadratic formula with -20.
*Only true mathlads
Micheal made the “how to count past infinity” just for this game
I prefer -0.001. -0.0001 if I'm feeling spicy.
this video genuinely gives me so much serotonin i love michael’s childlike enthusiasm lmao
8:50 "I don't care, My mom isn't gonna watch this" Lmao
7:15 my grandma buying an 500$ iPad to play candy crush
*S A M E*
Super Underrated
My friends when they say that they play fortnite
Me when I see someone throw trash in the recycling bin
8:46
XD
@Donald Trump TRASH in the RECYCLING bin. You should learn to read better
i just died
@Donald Trump lmao how come you answer to my two months ago comment now I don't even remember when I posted this
@Donald Trump I'm more than disappointed in you, Donald J. Trump.
Super mario quadratic: exist
Mario gamers: now this is an Avengers level threat
I completely forgot about this stuff in maths, heck, you've shown things i haven't even known about, and this little program just made me understand it all again! It's mighty impressive!
Michael went from philosiphying the complexities of the universe to teaching algebra 1
sad
Equally important.
HAHA
@@naleck2922 true philosophy
Fiji Water you are expensive, but delicious
at this point Michael is just handing the memes right to us... "as you know im kind of a gamer"
gamer knowledge
This had better be a popular meme format soon or I’m gonna be mad.
[Successfully crafts a sword in Minecraft]
“As you know, I’m kind of a gamer...”
I’m in the process of studying this in school, so seeing this come up in my recommended was surreal!! Thanks for making learning about quadratic graphs entertaining :D
Can't wait for speedrunners to find this game
mario = fast fourier transforms through the nth root of unity
Vsauce, gamer nerd
I just came out of an engineering signals and systems exam and you throw me back in like that
_Mario uses a conformal map to save the princess 2_ is my favourite Mario game, followed shortly by _Bowser thinks the Fourier Transform should have 1/2pi instead of 1/(2pi)^0.5 and Mario knows that's just not right._
hey kids, insert tan(x^2) for a meteor fall
Use Lagrangian calculus to decouple a system in which Mario is attached to N springs attached to a pendulum
13:05 what you came for. THE PRO GAMER MOVES
Vsauce has come full circle and gone back to video games.
1:15 “What is 2 doubled?” Michael had to think about that one, huh?