Relativistic Effects

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    Relativity VIDEO RECOMMENDATIONS:
    I talk about relativistic effects in this video: • Would Headlights Work ...
    My video about flat Earth: • Is Earth Actually Flat?
    Minutephyisics series on relativity (first two chapters are out so far)
    Chapter 1: • Why is Relativity Hard...
    Chapter 2: • Spacetime Diagrams | S...
    More time dilation videos:
    Best0fScience: • Einstein's Relativity:...
    PBS Space Time: • When Time Breaks Down
    Sixty Symbols: • Why is time slower in ...
    Fraser Cain: • What is Time Dilation?...
    Relativity BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS:
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    “Relativity Visualized” by Lewis Carroll Epstein www.amazon.com/Relativity-Exp...
    "Spacetime Physics" www.amazon.com/Spacetime-Phys...
    “A Most Incomprehensible Thing: Notes Towards a Very Gentle Introduction to the Mathematics of Relativity” by Peter Collier www.amazon.com/Most-Incompreh...
    Requires some background in relevant math topics (see above) but very very good:
    “Spacetime And Geometry: An Introduction To General Relativity” by www.amazon.com/Spacetime-Geom...
    SITES USED IN VIDEO:
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    Population Guesser Game: www.census.gov/dataviz/visual...
    Space travel grapher: cosmos-book.github.io/human-s...
    time dilation graph: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravita...
    relativistic car: demonstrations.wolfram.com/Rel...
    Time Warper app: www.timewarperapp.org
    Terrell rotations:
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    www.spacetimetravel.org/tompki...
    Relativistic Doppler effect: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relativ...
    Velocity Raptor: testtubegames.com/velocityrapt...
    Arm & Hammer: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm_%26...
    Armand Hammer: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armand_...
    **CREDITS**
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    Michael Stevens
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    Hannah Canetti
    VFX by
    Eric Langlay
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    Music by Jake Chudnow
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  • @Komso47
    @Komso47 Před 5 lety +2093

    Whats up?
    -You obviously, you little... Astronaut.

    • @bobbywatson942
      @bobbywatson942 Před 5 lety +29

      I’m surprised that I had to search this long to find this comment

    • @hnyii
      @hnyii Před 5 lety +36

      B-but which way is up?

    • @manuelelia3602
      @manuelelia3602 Před 5 lety +23

      The sky
      *or is it*

    • @teemuntubetus
      @teemuntubetus Před 4 lety +2

      :D

    • @mandelbrot91
      @mandelbrot91 Před 4 lety +4

      I think you call them buttronauts these days... Because it's also called compbutt

  • @shadowhegog9798
    @shadowhegog9798 Před 6 lety +4168

    I think he understands just how wholesome of a meme he is.

  • @unclearsector4266
    @unclearsector4266 Před 6 lety +1948

    _talks about special relativity and stuff_ "thats all cool, Michael, but you're probably wondering... how long can a zucchini grow?" _starts talking about lightspeed immediately after_

    • @stupidrainbo
      @stupidrainbo Před 5 lety +21

      @Tetrahedrony The other zucchinis shrink when they see how long that one is

    • @HH-sv1tb
      @HH-sv1tb Před 5 lety +1

      Lol

    • @dadleft8427
      @dadleft8427 Před 5 lety +3

      Yes that is the joke thank you for pointing out the joke

    • @gabrielnobrev
      @gabrielnobrev Před 4 lety +3

      *Vsauce flashbacks*

    • @deddsos
      @deddsos Před 4 lety +3

      The subtitles for that, around 6:20, are “grew Sukie knee two point five two meters in length it’s just phenomenal” lmao

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton7676 Před 4 lety +415

    0:05 Yes, DONG definitely does stand for
    *D* By
    *O* Of and
    *N* For
    *G* Teens.

    • @el0j
      @el0j Před 4 lety +10

      @@hunni3243 I think you're the one being wooooshed

    • @RodmanShah
      @RodmanShah Před 4 lety +13

      D - By of O - And for N - Teens who G - Like cooking

    • @altuervo
      @altuervo Před 4 lety +4

      The way he says it D=by, O=of, N=and for, G=teens, each letter he starts with makes boat, so DONG=BOAT, wonder what michael means by this 🤔🤔

    • @altuervo
      @altuervo Před 4 lety +5

      @Tushar Pasha bruh wat i was making an additional joke, u dont understand jokes?

    • @scritch8833
      @scritch8833 Před 3 lety +4

      @J B now you stfu

  • @momentouscrazynoob1709
    @momentouscrazynoob1709 Před 6 lety +700

    "Continuity isn't a priority here at Vsauce headquarters"
    -Michael Stevens

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 Před 5 lety +9

      MomentousCrazynoob That may explain why he hasn’t been uploading on the main Vsauce channel.

    • @luisquezada9806
      @luisquezada9806 Před 5 lety +19

      That explains how he goes from relativity to zucchinis halfway through the video

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson Před 5 lety +6

      The only consistent thing is that there's no consistency.

    • @wildharpy6435
      @wildharpy6435 Před 5 lety

      @@luisquezada9806 and back

    • @davidstrumpf2312
      @davidstrumpf2312 Před 9 měsíci

      Live long and Prosper Michael 🖖

  • @grandayy
    @grandayy Před 6 lety +5947

    I'm gonna buy Vsauce stock to become a part owner of Vsauce

    • @hectorhellcat7783
      @hectorhellcat7783 Před 6 lety +88

      grandayy genius

    • @Quintinity
      @Quintinity Před 6 lety +13

      ok

    • @antoniw.3080
      @antoniw.3080 Před 6 lety +128

      Maybe invest in Vcoin
      Hollup
      Ain't that the money in fortnite?
      Well then, see me on my future card
      board box

    • @Tha_Monsta88
      @Tha_Monsta88 Před 6 lety +33

      grandayy we need more vsauce memes

    • @mgc9965
      @mgc9965 Před 6 lety +52

      I think you are using the wrong account.... where's the duck one

  • @FreaksBlack
    @FreaksBlack Před 5 lety +733

    "the only CZcams channel made by of and for teens who like cooking, today we're gonna be talking about BABIES!"
    WHAT?

    • @JeBronLames07
      @JeBronLames07 Před 4 lety +47

      First step: *preheat the oven*

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 Před 3 lety +21

      @@JeBronLames07 second step: *insert the infant.*

    • @audreyandremington5265
      @audreyandremington5265 Před 3 lety +13

      @@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 third step: *watch Vsauce's cannibalism video for instructions on eating humans*

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 Před 3 lety +7

      @@audreyandremington5265 fourth step: *follow instructions and remove the infant to check how cooked it is*

    • @scritch8833
      @scritch8833 Před 3 lety +7

      @@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 fifth step: *eat up*

  • @GrantGryczan
    @GrantGryczan Před 6 lety +3441

    "To be honest, humans are one of my top-ten favorite animals." -Michael, 2018

    • @Roonayy
      @Roonayy Před 5 lety +53

      I don't get what's outrageous about that. Some people think other animals are cooler than humans.

    • @Mylok_
      @Mylok_ Před 5 lety +24

      nobody said it was outrageous ?XD

    • @doctor_owl
      @doctor_owl Před 5 lety +36

      Of course a human's favorite animal is humans. That's like the brain declaring itself to be the most important organ lol

    • @ladedadedayoh3188
      @ladedadedayoh3188 Před 5 lety +16

      @@doctor_owl Well it doesn't have to be, my favorite animal is *definitely * not humans, and someone could make the argument that the heart is the most important organ.

    • @robindex1505
      @robindex1505 Před 5 lety +3

      I was looking for this comment and found one..

  • @waffle4326
    @waffle4326 Před 6 lety +643

    "Always preheat your ovens". I will Michael, I will...

    • @pnksounds
      @pnksounds Před 6 lety +3

      im preheating right now and cooking for my dada funnily enough

    • @fairy__nova
      @fairy__nova Před 6 lety +4

      You're cooking for Michael also? Same!

    • @vitakyo982
      @vitakyo982 Před 6 lety +4

      I have induction ...

    • @CIRCADES
      @CIRCADES Před 6 lety +2

      Well, actually, I prefer to cook certain things without preheating...

    • @dan_ward
      @dan_ward Před 6 lety

      Except when cooking bacon. Put it in a cold oven to heat up with the oven. Better bacon.

  • @derkalaender
    @derkalaender Před 6 lety +1042

    that zucchini thing killed me...

  • @huzzzer6083
    @huzzzer6083 Před 5 lety +331

    "Made for teens that like cooking"
    *3 secs later*
    "Today we're gonna talk about babies"

    • @harleck9119
      @harleck9119 Před 3 lety +5

      Well, you could cook a baby

    • @Doshee33
      @Doshee33 Před 3 lety +1

      @@harleck9119 RT Game cooked the cooking mama baby

  • @TheLesserWeevil
    @TheLesserWeevil Před 5 lety +238

    1:05
    Michael: "Between North Dakota and Illinois, Illinois clearly is gonna win."
    This Australian: "Yes.....of course....."

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Před 4 lety +25

      This Canadian: "Yes… I definitely know how big these two states' populations are relative to each other."
      (Like, hell, I don't even know the relative populations of the provinces in my _own_ country.)

    • @delve_
      @delve_ Před 4 lety +1

      +NoriMori
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_provinces_and_territories_by_population#Listing

    • @taysem321
      @taysem321 Před 4 lety +6

      I don't even know all the states and where they are. But no wonder, i live on a different continent, why would i

    • @deddsos
      @deddsos Před 4 lety +3

      Tay Sem lmao I live in North Carolina and I barely know the population of my own state, much less the states around it

    • @d-rockanomaly9243
      @d-rockanomaly9243 Před 4 lety

      @@NoriMori1992 Haha right, all I know it goes Ontario>Quebec>BC>Alberta. After that I'm not totally sure, but I would guess Manitoba>Saskatchewan>Nova Scotia>Newfoundland>New Brunswick>PEI>Yukon>NW territories>Nunavut.

  • @sam-ch9mz
    @sam-ch9mz Před 6 lety +1379

    Why is Michael so dank?

    • @ggilft4073
      @ggilft4073 Před 6 lety +26

      Samuel Azurdia Why not?

    • @Ramen_Scum
      @Ramen_Scum Před 6 lety +5

      Samuel Azurdia I have that jumper in your profile pic

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 Před 6 lety +13

      He never showers and typically dwells in caves.
      Occasionally a grotto.

    • @pnksounds
      @pnksounds Před 6 lety +6

      because he is the universe dont you get it every video is perfect but unexplainable just like this beautiful place we call the cosmos

    • @TheTrueAltoClef
      @TheTrueAltoClef Před 6 lety +7

      We granted him dankhood

  • @___-wu2ve
    @___-wu2ve Před 6 lety +1128

    0:41 "Humans are my top 10 most favorite animals"

    • @goos2024
      @goos2024 Před 6 lety +62

      qrabbit_ humans are animals

    • @EmberHunterable
      @EmberHunterable Před 6 lety +98

      "are ONE of my top ten"

    • @5AMU1
      @5AMU1 Před 6 lety +4

      qrabbit_
      Is ur profile pic from Phineas and ferb?

    • @goos2024
      @goos2024 Před 6 lety

      Sam Nis yep

    • @swebruh
      @swebruh Před 6 lety +15

      That's true, humans are an animal.. we are in the class of "Mammals" in the Animalia Kingdom, and are a primate. The more you know! ;)

  • @AlejandroXFilms
    @AlejandroXFilms Před 6 lety +69

    "They just dont taste great when they're large" - DONG Michael

  • @ubayyd
    @ubayyd Před 6 lety +424

    *"Humans are like, one of my top10 favourite animals."*

    • @user-sd5dz2dc6u
      @user-sd5dz2dc6u Před 6 lety +8

      ansaree97 Yeah pretty sure that Michael is an alien.

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto Před 6 lety +3

      That's like.. your opinion, man.

    • @Roonayy
      @Roonayy Před 5 lety +3

      ... but humans are animals

    • @crake9510
      @crake9510 Před 5 lety

      LOLOLLOLOOL

    • @Cruz0e
      @Cruz0e Před 4 lety

      @@Roonayy maybe you are, I am not :)

  • @echo6095
    @echo6095 Před 6 lety +366

    "Welcome to dong, the first and only youtube channel made by, of, and for teens who like cooking. Today, we're going to be talking about babies."

  • @konuralpmacit
    @konuralpmacit Před 6 lety +290

    Michael is one of my favorite animal

    • @Opsraw
      @Opsraw Před 6 lety +5

      sümük4 upvoted because of that wooden picture

  • @KneeCaps
    @KneeCaps Před 6 lety +124

    It's true that in space you age slower, but you kinda age faster too. Well, kinda. The effects that gravity has on bone mass. The lower amount of gravity that you're exposed to, the quicker you lose bone mass. It's strange.
    Edit: I realized a second after I posted that I spelled "effects" incorrectly :(.

    • @indioplateado6991
      @indioplateado6991 Před 3 lety +3

      Didn't expect to find you here sir

    • @questlord1308
      @questlord1308 Před 3 lety +8

      @@indioplateado6991 Pro tip, if you're not a cripple, look down and knee caps you will find.

    • @okinawadreaming
      @okinawadreaming Před 2 lety

      Actually, in the astronauts perspective, the exact same amount of time has passed. For him, it is us who seemed to age faster. That's why the field is called general or special relativity, because the passage of time is relative to the person that experiences it.

    • @sour5blue
      @sour5blue Před rokem

      @@okinawadreaming not true, a person stationary and a person going to and back from somewhere don’t experience the same time relative to themselves. They can both agree that the person going to and back from the place aged less (twins paradox). Like you can do it by sending an electromagnetic wave every second in your time and they could send one in their time and actually calculate it.
      It’s more of you have some spacial velocity and some temporal velocity. The one who moves loses some temporal velocity for spacial velocity ages less in both frames of reference if they go back AND FORTH.

  • @connorduffy7964
    @connorduffy7964 Před rokem +28

    I've been watching vsauce since I was a kid, like 12 - 13. I'm 17 now and I still regularly go back and watch every video. Its fascinating to see myself grow up through these videos. 3 years ago I had no clue how an object could move out of the way fast enough for light on the other side to meet your eye, but I get it now! You are such an amazing teacher, I hope you understand how much you mean to me and all of your followers

  • @mohamedezzat9285
    @mohamedezzat9285 Před 6 lety +159

    6:28 "they just don't taste great when they are large"

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 Před 6 lety +38

      No more than *T W E L V E I N C H E S*

    • @StefanST
      @StefanST Před 6 lety +19

      and now, here I am, questioning myself again about the existence, the essence of life, why are pandas so cute and why are they disappearing, what makes a Mustang '69 look so damn badass *and didn't anyone noticed that Michael is almost the same as he was 9 years ago?*
      ty for wasting your precious time still reading this

    • @zahrulexe
      @zahrulexe Před 6 lety +1

      yeah they'd hurt you. Literally.

    • @oscarkhawar9323
      @oscarkhawar9323 Před 6 lety +4

      Mohamed that's why they are picked when they are young

  • @RBuckminsterFuller
    @RBuckminsterFuller Před 6 lety +469

    DONG: the first and only youtube channel made by, of, and for, teens who like cooking.

    • @tryphonunzouave8384
      @tryphonunzouave8384 Před 6 lety +61

      "today, we're gonna be talking about babies"
      That's what I call a well written video

    • @GeraltORivia
      @GeraltORivia Před 6 lety +4

      I literally read this just as he said it.

    • @henryambrose8607
      @henryambrose8607 Před 6 lety +6

      Made of teens who like cooking.
      Nice.

    • @cooleslaw
      @cooleslaw Před 6 lety +1

      Humans are my top 10 favourite animals

  • @quintonwilson8565
    @quintonwilson8565 Před 5 lety +86

    "what's up? you obviously!" I always laugh at these cringey puns.

  • @ZCBeats1
    @ZCBeats1 Před 6 lety +125

    Vsauce NEEDS to do a video on the idea of 4 spacial dimensions, it's so cool and interesting!

  • @Lord_and_Savior_Gay_Jesus
    @Lord_and_Savior_Gay_Jesus Před 6 lety +974

    I came onto CZcams today in hopes of finding the longest zucchini on record. DONG didn't let me down.

  • @jacob.thaxton
    @jacob.thaxton Před 6 lety +535

    I love the way they make these videos

    • @primeddesign
      @primeddesign Před 6 lety +11

      Jacob Thaxton but what is love?
      *Music plays*

    • @WeChallenge
      @WeChallenge Před 6 lety +2

      If you take what Tina Turner sang into account, it's a second hand emotion, that leaves one wondering who's hand and better yet why isn't it a first hand emotion seeing the original poster was speaking of it as if they were having the experience in a first hand first person setting, independent from what others might have been feeling while watching the video. The better question would be What's love got to do with it?.....

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Před 4 lety +7

    That Armand Hammer guy pulled such a power move, because now when people jokingly ask him if he owns Arm & Hammer, he can look them straight in the eye and say "Yes" and watch them try to figure out if he's serious or not.

  • @liamkelly7170
    @liamkelly7170 Před 6 lety +7

    Michael is so good at what he does. His blend of education and comedy is top notch.

    • @TheRealToaster2
      @TheRealToaster2 Před 6 lety +1

      I like his comedy when he is more subtle about it.

  • @MsJerrySparkle
    @MsJerrySparkle Před 6 lety +630

    what's up? you obviously you little astronaut

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna Před 6 lety +70

      I figuratively died at that point.

    • @HugoCabrera01
      @HugoCabrera01 Před 6 lety +52

      Did you say "figuratively"? Congratulations on your correct use of language!

    • @umont13
      @umont13 Před 6 lety +27

      Hugo Cabrera I literally laughed when I heard it

    • @reginnna
      @reginnna Před 6 lety +6

      I was looking for your comment. He KNEW it was bad, too. 😂😂

    • @arisoda7497
      @arisoda7497 Před 6 lety

      Hugo Cabrera "figuratively" was used correctly? Dafuq u all crying about

  • @TSPxEclipse
    @TSPxEclipse Před 6 lety +57

    I love how casually Michael can go from talking about relativistic effects on astronauts to a really long zucchini... and then back to relativistic effects... and then ends the episode like a cooking show.

  • @daniyaaalx
    @daniyaaalx Před 5 lety +7

    2:40 that's the funniest thing in ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrCruckles
    @MrCruckles Před 5 lety +14

    Michael I appreciate you for showing me the way's of the universe as i have felt it has always been hard for me to learn and grasp on to certain things but however by the way of your clever breakdown into it, I can really feel confident into spreading the knowledge. *KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK*

  • @dr.richardfeynman7230
    @dr.richardfeynman7230 Před 6 lety +3191

    i think he lost the password to vsauce

    • @oreiboon
      @oreiboon Před 6 lety +88

      its just him having fun with website

    • @oreiboon
      @oreiboon Před 6 lety +60

      s

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman Před 6 lety +21

      I think there's some kind of legal battle. It's like when Prince changed his name for a number of years.

    • @SamersonT
      @SamersonT Před 6 lety +55

      No, he's just HowToBasic

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 Před 6 lety +140

      But what are passwords and how much does it weigh?

  • @Patatifique
    @Patatifique Před 6 lety +503

    Plz do a top ten favorite animals video

    • @ZomB1986
      @ZomB1986 Před 6 lety +6

      ... in their natural habitat

    • @Schoko4craft
      @Schoko4craft Před 6 lety +11

      ... e.g. human in war

    • @LeoStaley
      @LeoStaley Před 6 lety

      Michael please.

    • @Marixchatt
      @Marixchatt Před 6 lety +1

      I love gems! such the best aliens. Besides we’re the same person Patatifque

    • @justinmyhan4419
      @justinmyhan4419 Před 6 lety

      Ask real life lore

  • @tomdenhollander2443
    @tomdenhollander2443 Před 6 lety +63

    I live in the Netherlands under sea-level, so i'm older then people that were born on the same moment as i was born right?

    • @banehog
      @banehog Před 5 lety +5

      Yes, first you're older, then people were born on the same moment.

    • @parthiancapitalist2733
      @parthiancapitalist2733 Před 5 lety

      ?

    • @josefdrapak1889
      @josefdrapak1889 Před 4 lety

      @@banehog wtf

    • @banehog
      @banehog Před 4 lety +1

      @@josefdrapak1889 here's a clue: Then != Than

    • @TaoSpin
      @TaoSpin Před 2 lety

      No, you are younger. You don't have orbital velocity (or you would be floating). So you should only look at the gravitational effect curve (general relativity). More gravity means slower clock.

  • @f3ynman1um8
    @f3ynman1um8 Před 5 lety +6

    Michael is such a character
    I mean like where does he come up with
    “The first and only youtube channel made by of and for teens who like cooking”

  • @unknownhorse9123
    @unknownhorse9123 Před 6 lety +831

    Typical Michael Videos:
    Question:
    What does "Good" really mean?
    After 10 mins of research...
    Answer:
    The mass of the sun is 1.989 × 10^30 kg.

    • @ToasterPizzaFun
      @ToasterPizzaFun Před 6 lety +80

      And as always, thanks for purple.

    • @hairohukosu433
      @hairohukosu433 Před 6 lety +10

      Lmaoooo so true Im dying

    • @gustavoc16
      @gustavoc16 Před 6 lety +2

      HAHAHAHAH so true - 42

    • @trent5807
      @trent5807 Před 5 lety +13

      Or is it?
      12 minutes of explanations later...
      Blue is really purple, and yesterday is 47.

    • @doctor_owl
      @doctor_owl Před 5 lety +13

      Typical DONG video:
      Here's a chart of all the astronauts, even the ones who are still in space!
      5 minutes later: How big can a zucchini grow?

  • @halvard1723
    @halvard1723 Před 6 lety +850

    i thought it was a dolan dark video

    • @TrumpCardMAGA
      @TrumpCardMAGA Před 6 lety +1

      Halow if you don't think Dolan Dark videos have jokes your watching them wrong.

    • @ozapy
      @ozapy Před 6 lety +1

      Subscribe to Dolan Dark

    • @mistakenmeme
      @mistakenmeme Před 6 lety

      Dead meme.

    • @aspirerl4807
      @aspirerl4807 Před 6 lety +1

      Halvard Samdal But how do you know it isn't?

    • @funkybob7772
      @funkybob7772 Před 6 lety +1

      Dolan... who now?

  • @blownfuse76
    @blownfuse76 Před 6 lety

    Best visual explanation of Terrell rotation I've come across so far. Thanks!

  • @theodorevoudrislis6103
    @theodorevoudrislis6103 Před 5 lety +6

    Michael, you're totally crazy and I love that. Great scientist, great mind, great sense of humor and great videos. Keep up, dude :)

  • @momentouscrazynoob1709
    @momentouscrazynoob1709 Před 6 lety +192

    " Zucinnies like to grow big, but they don't taste well when they're large"
    -Michael Stevens

  • @anselmschueler
    @anselmschueler Před 6 lety +138

    OK, the Torell thing is new to me. Njce!

    • @-danR
      @-danR Před 6 lety

      The Penrose-Terrell rotation is very old to me, and I never click on these sorts of relativity vids expecting anyone to discuss it. This one is unusual.

  • @909sickle
    @909sickle Před 4 lety +3

    10:55
    my favorite part is when the raptor taps its claw on the ground

  • @brum4550
    @brum4550 Před 6 lety

    I love the edits. Your humor has really grown on me.

  • @durdleduc8520
    @durdleduc8520 Před 6 lety +78

    This video was a rollercoaster from start to finish

  • @shubhamthakur4053
    @shubhamthakur4053 Před 6 lety +149

    Man all this good editing must *make the dong hard* to create.

  • @lucaslopes-ws5ng
    @lucaslopes-ws5ng Před 6 lety +1

    I absolutely love Michael's work, this man is just amazing

  • @LordMichaelRahl
    @LordMichaelRahl Před 6 lety

    This helped me understand Terrell rotation better, great job Michael.

  • @JesseCaul
    @JesseCaul Před 6 lety +669

    Michael is the only person who should exist

    • @GrilliCici
      @GrilliCici Před 6 lety +6

      Spycrabs how to basic

    • @GrilliCici
      @GrilliCici Před 6 lety +2

      SO YOU LOVE HOW TO BAsic

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul Před 6 lety +5

      put him into space, then use the combined nuclear arsenal of russia and the USA to sanitize the world.

    • @DreamyDaylite
      @DreamyDaylite Před 6 lety +2

      Wait, then what about yourself?

    • @JesseCaul
      @JesseCaul Před 6 lety +5

      Dreamy Daylite the Cat
      No only him

  • @mowdegrassetyson7676
    @mowdegrassetyson7676 Před 6 lety +221

    Will this be on the test?

    • @corvidox
      @corvidox Před 6 lety +7

      Yes

    • @phillipgamble849
      @phillipgamble849 Před 5 lety

      No, but it may be on his next T Shirt 🤗

    • @Smerpyderp
      @Smerpyderp Před 5 lety +1

      It's a quiz, Tyrone! Not a test, It's a quiz! God! Get it right for once!

  • @shivamroy652
    @shivamroy652 Před 5 lety

    Thank you for making such wonderful videos, Michel. They are the most amazing videos ever on CZcams.
    Keep it up.

  • @DonOmarRamiro
    @DonOmarRamiro Před 4 lety +36

    Video: **Doesnt start with "Hey Vsause, Michael here"**
    Me: Wait, thats illegal.

  • @dustyflygon
    @dustyflygon Před 6 lety +49

    Humans are my spirit animal.

  • @user-bg7ef4ns4v
    @user-bg7ef4ns4v Před 6 lety +42

    “What’s up? Heh, you obviously. You little... Astronaut!” :’D

  • @camillewerba466
    @camillewerba466 Před 5 lety +8

    When Michael say "stay curious" at the end I thought Im at Its okay to be smart channel haahhaha

  • @PoojaDeshpande84
    @PoojaDeshpande84 Před 6 lety

    yes Michael, right after pondering over time dilation effects of space travel I found myself wondering about the maximum length of a zucchini, and as always you were there for me.

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo Před 6 lety +30

    Thanks for cooking
    Michael just messing with the formula for fun now

  • @karthikbalajim1381
    @karthikbalajim1381 Před 6 lety +138

    Michael becoming crazier with every new video... Guess he would've become completely mad when he does the next video on Vsauce...

    • @vaibhav5566
      @vaibhav5566 Před 6 lety

      Karthik Balaji nub

    • @Kredeidi
      @Kredeidi Před 6 lety +3

      Its started when he locked himself in a sensory deprivation room for days

  • @compphysgeek
    @compphysgeek Před 6 lety +1

    Damn you, Michael! I'm going to play velocity raptor now for hours! rip work!

  • @attedau6235
    @attedau6235 Před 5 lety

    This was so great nice to see him in a similar format 2 the vids I love the most

  • @bloggerboyo
    @bloggerboyo Před 6 lety +27

    Great cooking show! I especially loved the blue cheez burger and salad with rose vinaigrette.

    • @Vsauce
      @Vsauce Před 6 lety +14

      Thanks! It's a great recipe for teens. Easy to make and quick clean up. Always a favorite!

    • @bloggerboyo
      @bloggerboyo Před 6 lety +3

      ...and I just realised that I spelt cheese, 'cheez' and it's been read by Michael Stevens, I'm a mixture of starstruck and embarrassed... At least it will soon be forgotten. As Michael Stevens once said "YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD".

    • @jamietaylor8663
      @jamietaylor8663 Před 6 lety

      Blogger Boyo that’s how vegan cheese replacement stuff is spelled so you’re good

  • @tank_m3_tanker575
    @tank_m3_tanker575 Před 6 lety +24

    His puns are so bad that they are so good

  • @MaximumBan
    @MaximumBan Před 6 lety

    I never get enough of you, Michael!

  • @trashkan66
    @trashkan66 Před 6 lety

    Mikael u nailed it 6:04 What everyone really wanted to know!

  • @cscgaming25
    @cscgaming25 Před 6 lety +127

    I think Michael forgot this wasn’t a Vsauce video for about 5 minutes

  • @lunhing5308
    @lunhing5308 Před 6 lety +76

    You so precious when you smile

  • @GTX1050VSNEXTGENGAMES
    @GTX1050VSNEXTGENGAMES Před 6 lety +190

    He is how to basic creator

  • @Jeff-cp9xn
    @Jeff-cp9xn Před 3 lety +1

    Love this vid, its on the verge Vsauce

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC Před 6 lety +140

    "some countries babies are born more often then others"
    Yes for instance in Russia each baby is born 3 times before they're given citizenship.

  • @jezuconz7299
    @jezuconz7299 Před 6 lety +19

    I love this guy. Michael, whether you're reading this or not, thank you. Keep doing as well as you do your stuff.

  • @Gumbocinno
    @Gumbocinno Před 5 lety

    I really wanted to see you keep doing the thing with states.

  • @TEW1157
    @TEW1157 Před 6 lety

    Youre videos are awesome. Thank you.

  • @ei..
    @ei.. Před 6 lety +209

    Not a single baby was born in Norway

    • @jolez_4869
      @jolez_4869 Před 6 lety +19

      *GOOD*

    • @suwinkhamchaiwong8382
      @suwinkhamchaiwong8382 Před 5 lety +8

      A baby is born there every 485.88 seconds. Or to put it another way, 8 minutes, 5 seconds and approximately 880 milliseconds.

    • @meshachwalker6841
      @meshachwalker6841 Před 5 lety +4

      Too cold to function

    • @sunshinedaniela8572
      @sunshinedaniela8572 Před 5 lety +3

      Einar Johnsen That is because Exurb1a destroyed Norway already

    • @crake9510
      @crake9510 Před 5 lety

      Suwin Khamchaiwong that’s how long it takes light to get from the sun to the earth.

  • @-lll-ll-llll-AVE
    @-lll-ll-llll-AVE Před 6 lety +6

    Im honestly baffled by the quality of Michael’s comedic skills at each new DONG videos
    Keep it up, proud of ya

  • @SergioRodriguez_101
    @SergioRodriguez_101 Před rokem +1

    Man I've been looking for a video about zucchinis for a long time, glad he delivered.

  • @GSGHenrietta
    @GSGHenrietta Před 4 lety

    The last 60 seconds is gold Michael

  • @bonarjames-oneill2483
    @bonarjames-oneill2483 Před 6 lety +19

    The memes have got to you Micheal

  • @ossi_2429
    @ossi_2429 Před 6 lety +4

    I love DONG. Michael’s humorous side is so fun to experience.

  • @greensteve9307
    @greensteve9307 Před 6 lety

    Great vid, as always.

  • @Ncryption
    @Ncryption Před 2 lety +1

    Within 30 seconds I always learn something cool or think about interesting things with any video Micheal is in. Thank you sir. May your atoms always change but may you not.

  • @SmoothTurtle840
    @SmoothTurtle840 Před 6 lety +34

    D.O.N.G. doesn’t taste good when it’s over 12 inches...

  • @astroash
    @astroash Před 6 lety +1298

    *Top ten anime geniuses.*

  • @jonathandevries2828
    @jonathandevries2828 Před 4 lety

    lol so clever the callback to the intro joke on the outro!!

  • @fishtouch634
    @fishtouch634 Před 6 lety

    those first ten seconds tell their own wild story and honestly i dont know if i can go on when im still trying to process all this

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna Před 6 lety +433

    12:30 I mean I once triggered a very heated political debate on a youtube video.

    • @theceohq
      @theceohq Před 6 lety +28

      that's not even true you filthy commie! ALL LIES!! LIES I SAID

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna Před 6 lety +11

      adrsya I'm not talking about American politics boi.

    • @argeliozamora1074
      @argeliozamora1074 Před 6 lety +33

      CheesecakeLasagna Politics? Lmao i once talked about religion, Some one got shot at the end

    • @alexanderm5728
      @alexanderm5728 Před 6 lety +32

      I once started a ghif vs. jif debate. That got pretty hot.

    • @KhOrganization
      @KhOrganization Před 6 lety +5

      Alexander M in short, it’s pronounced JIF. The creator of GIFs even said so.

  • @stax8761
    @stax8761 Před 6 lety +18

    what was the science behind 6:20, does a sudden topic change help us regain our attention? I'm actually curious.

    • @vitormelomedeiros
      @vitormelomedeiros Před 6 lety +13

      It's nonsense humour, one of the favourite kinds of humour to the man of science.

  • @benjaminbrady2385
    @benjaminbrady2385 Před 5 lety +13

    But Michael, if you move near the speed of light next to the earth, wouldn't you see more than 50% of its surface? Which you said was impossible

    • @brando8515
      @brando8515 Před 5 lety +5

      Benjamin Brady you would just see a different 50 percent

    • @kaushikmudgal5459
      @kaushikmudgal5459 Před 4 lety

      Or is it?
      (Vsauce music intensifies)

  • @cosmogang
    @cosmogang Před 6 lety

    You're the best. Period. Thanks

  • @LightTheMars
    @LightTheMars Před 6 lety +20

    I like all Dongs, but I like Michael's Dong the most.

  • @bmccool
    @bmccool Před 6 lety +8

    VSauce really out here for us unable/unwilling to dive into CZcams Red

  • @savagep1ckle292
    @savagep1ckle292 Před 5 lety

    Even though I might not learn anything from these videos I still love them

  • @MrRobocopster
    @MrRobocopster Před 6 lety

    these has gotten *really* good, made me laugh

  • @sorenmine7765
    @sorenmine7765 Před 6 lety +13

    micheal should start a let's play channel.
    "heyy, let's play, micheal here."

  • @Batman-rq2vx
    @Batman-rq2vx Před 6 lety +4

    Humans are some of my favorite animals too Michael.

  • @rockrollinnolan8521
    @rockrollinnolan8521 Před 6 lety

    I love this new style of video!
    And they're easier to make, too!
    Win win!

  • @kingiejonathandiez5004

    Thanks for the book recommendations

  • @user-vf4xm3ss7g
    @user-vf4xm3ss7g Před 6 lety +8

    Love you michael 👍👍👍

  • @ryattlarge9597
    @ryattlarge9597 Před 6 lety +17

    2:46 oh look the earth isn’t flat

  • @Chriscondra83
    @Chriscondra83 Před 6 lety

    Hey, glad you're back.

  • @svante4578
    @svante4578 Před 5 lety

    Every video with michael is s great video