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"Didn't think it would go that far."
As a certified professional nail biter, I will now come back to this image whenever I need the motivation to quit nibbling on my own flesh.
Nail cutters exist for a reason
Thank you and same
I will never be able quit biting the skin on my fingers, ever.
CAN I HIRE YOU?
I will make your flesh melt and then feed it to my possessed dog.
In all fairness with the "toxic" apartment, there's some law in California that those warnings have to be posted even if there's only the slightest remote chance of there being anything harmful. Back when I lived in California I'd even see those warnings at the checkout counter in stores.
I've seen it on the packaging of a loaf of bread. lol.
Yeah and CA's government's paranoid about this stuff lead them to abusing these warnings and they're now treated like jokes due to the amount of items that are needlessly required to have a prop 65 warning like a bag of potato chips or something like that.
Yup my job ships things to CA and they make us put the warning on there
I got a copper detail for welding and that warning almost made me shit my pants
I think it was like... if you can't produce a realy expensive independant study proving that something DOESN'T contain anything harmful, you have to put that disclaimer on it in California.
3 seconds in and it’s just as painful as relatable.
Yeah i Just died
Yeah, Just Like My Life.
THIS IS TRUE *3 SECONDS HELL*
@@shizumi9674 no
Tip for the fan artist! You can ensure better "readabilty", especially for the color blind by working in shades of grey first so you can easily see the differences in value. Then fill in with your colors somewhat transparent. The added contrast generally makes things look nicer too!
Or make sure to use a pallet that isn't a problem for colorblind. Easily found on control images for the tests.
Going into layer modes and choosing “color” really helps with this method, and then you can go on top of that layer with extra adjustments/shading !
@@insaincaldo you do realize that that is what this tip is for right? It’s to make sure you use a palette that’s friendly to color blind people. Honestly dude. Did you even read the comment?
@@ShyDigi I think he knows
@@ShyDigi I was expanding on the point yes. So run along now and headbang a wall, or what ever the hell you were doing before your reply.
In regards to the electronic tests giving you a "wrong answer" for an answer that is correct, take a screenshot and contact your teacher.
Most of the time they *will* give you credit. And if they don't, you can honestly go up the ladder of authority and make the point that by saying it's 'Revere' and 'Franklin' the test doesn't actually assure you have the history correct.
I love your pfp
Honestly, the answers to electronic tests should be defined as regular expressions (regex).
/\s*(Benjamin\s+)?Franklin\s*/i
Only ever had to take electronic exams one year and that was manually reviewed twice before we got them back. First to make sure we hadn't been duped by pour programming, then via our own teachers after they had received the results, just to make sure second hand reader hadn't missed anything.
@@shizumi9674 no
@@haruki_nyan they should, but often the programs for them aren't, and then also that would have been marked wrong because of caps
It's a wonder that the emkay narrators don't have permanent handprints on their foreheads from reviewing this subreddit so much
Are you related to OwO?
@@Xx_PickyPiggy_Lover_XX no im just a knock-off lol
@@UwUYT most knock offs are pretty bad but youre my favorite and the best one :D
@@g3rm4n1um_ awww thank you! 😊
@@shizumi9674 report bot
That bathroom restriction was so ridiculous, I would’ve deliberately gone to the toilet at the start of every class (which I used to do as for medical reasons I had to drink 4 litres of water a day) and stood there for ages and deliberately turned up late every day until they changed the rules.
The first clip made me 😩
The First time I’ve ever seen this emoji used in an appropriate way
@@bordy4659 same tho
u don't wanna see my hands-
@@bordy4659 same
Yeah that really got a quite visceral reaction out of me 😖
10:55 - this is actually a chemistry problem. It's basically asking how specific you are allowed to be about the measurement based on the ruler. It is weird that they didn't put a point where the example measurement was though.
4:53 ....You know I just love these damn things because guess what....
Come in close....
_Halloween is a Christian holiday._
Like many other holidays celebrated by Christians today, it came from a Celtic festival called Samhain that was adopted by the Catholic Church and converted into All Hallows' Eve, or All Saints Eve, and the next day you celebrated the Saints. The whole 'It is a satanic holiday!!' actually stems from Puritans, who freaking hated _any_ kind of celebration (they freaking banned CHRISTMAS for goodness sake!!) as they saw it as distracting from religious duties and connected to the corruption of the Catholics. Later on as more immigrants came over (especially Irish and Scottish) their partying on those particular nights got marked as 'Mischief nights' in America, further causing issues (especially during the times Irish and Scots weren't exactly looked at favorably in the country) that churches could point to saying they were doing evil and bad things. That and anything associated with the 'supernatural' in some sects of Christianity was seen as cavorting with demons as "ghosts and spirits don't exist, just angels and demons!"
Anyhow, times change and Halloween evolved with it, but like Easter and Christmas, it's ultimately a Christian holiday as much as those two are. Sorry 🤣
Oh and the passing out of candy; while there's always been giving out trinkets, drinks, and food since the Samhain days, the passing of candy actually started in America as a way to keep kids from wrecking your damn house in their 'mischief making'. One lady offered kids candy to not mess up her house and it caught on and spread. It's not socialism at all, it's literally extortion. XD
Moral of the story... I suppose it's time for that house to have some mischief invoked. 8D
8 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 392nd day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.
Yes
Dont torture lexi
Hol’ up the like counter is updating in real time?
(Good suggestions lol)
Yes
Geez over a year of this! I commend the lengths to which you are going
9:40 I volunteer at a foodbank and a high schooler also volunteers. I asked her to explain to me the "devious licks" trend, hearing about it but not knowing what it was. She explained they lock the school bathrooms for that very reason, because kids are attempting to steal toilet paper, soap, she even said toilets. So those bad apples basically ruined going to the washroom at school like that.
11:57 out of all the places in the average house for a cat to do their business (that isn't a litter box), the bathtub has to be the least infuriating place. Just grab some toilet paper and remove the turds, wash your hands, and then use the shower head to wash out the piss.
4:10 forget that, I can't be the only person who saw it says "Golden Gaytime" on it
Yes
It’s a fairly popular ice cream in Australia
@@beastmaster5209 why is it called golden gaytime
@@thecadenator452 the ice cream was named in the 50s. And back then gaytime meant fun or happy, then the name never got changed
The first one is not mildly infuriating, that first one is PTSD awakening material. I shrunk back and my head shook to the rythm of my goosebumps.
HEY! As a left handed person I can confirm I am not at all offended by being called a witch. But also what DEMON writes checkmarks BACKWARDS?!
If your key breaks in the lock like that, you can get it out with a magnet. It happened to me before.
But that would entail having a magnet on you…should I be carrying around a magnet?
@@Kiley713 you can drive to a store to buy one if you need to. Or ask a neighbor for one
@@justkibby5959 ahhh yes just what I've prepared for my 500mw magnet
Except that most keys are made of brass but the locks are steel. Magnets wont help.
@@mattjohns3394 brass mixed with nickel making them magnetic. My key broke in a standard door knob and I used a magnet to get it out.
The question with the ruler has to do with the degree of estimation. For example with the ruler pictured the smallest mark on the ruler would be millimeters, but you can see if the length of the object you are measuring is between the whole millimeter marks, enabling you to 'estimate' the half (or maybe quarter if your eyesight is good, mines not anymore) even though you don't have a marker for it. I hope that made sense, I haven't had to explain it since engineering classes a number of decades ago.
Yeah, exactly what I came to say. The person who took this picture just didn't pay attention in class. The point is that 2.3 cm isn't an estimate, and 2.350 cm is not valid because it tells the reader that the 5 is definite, not estimated. This was probably taught right after teaching significant figures, because this is why they matter.
It being on mildly infuriating is honestly the mildly infuriating part. It is worded a bit ambiguously; however, the context should have been enough to understand it was asking about precision.
6:13 Just so you are aware, if someone parks that far back, that's most likely because they don't want to park too far forward. They'd probably rather a person hit their car as appose to another car.
Thank you, I literally have a blue avalanche and park far back as I can on the tire guard so I don't like out the front. Guarantee you zoom out and the truck is still farther forward than the car beside it
Nail biting is ironically, one of the most stressful things to do while stressing.
You speak the absolute truth, my friend.
At my school, when we are ending lunch, we stack all our *reusable* paper trays onto each other with a supervisor watching it. After a while, it doesn’t go to be recycled or anything. Nope, goes straight in the trash can.
I love the videos that you guys post Jack Is one of my favourite narrators
Same. I even watch him on his personal channel.
Sir, it appears you forgot you're in California right now. A little known fact is that the internet was invented in California. Make sure you are speaking the correct dialect of English while in California. In Californian English it's favorite, not favourite.
love just having jack's voice blasting far too loud in my ears on a lonely Thursday
As an Anglican something that me and my sisters quote often is "We are more Catholic than most Catholics"
My apologies for all the horrible people who don't know their church history
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa helicoptersd
I'm not even Catholic and I know more about the church than some of these people.
@@shizumi9674 what
@@shizumi9674 what
I’m a Jehovah’s Witness and then people like that wonder why everyone hates Christians like wtf
The people in my town have a problem with running into the side of buildings and poles. To the point where I have three separate stories in a week.
*This does.... put a smile on my face*
What is wrong with you...
Monster
Menace
I think I have understood you! Well... At least if it isn't a joke, toy are smiling because it isn't you who had to go through these.
MY KEY
U sus
Key
You are first lol
5:07 I haven’t been this disappointed in another Christian in a long time
First seconds In and I’m already in pain
Same
yeah that was
that was 0_0
The same thing goes in my school but it's called the "10-10-30 rule"
We aren't allowed to use the bathroom "the first 10 minutes of class, the last 10 minutes of class and no using it the last 30 minutes of the day"
Like bitch what?! 🙄😵😂 9:40
oh so those are the times you are supposed to pee and poo on the floor
@@wxbrainiac maybe it is 😂
4:33 I’m pretty sure Halloween was created by us Christians
I have a type of hand usage known as “cross dominance.” It’s when someone is better at different tasks with different hands. For instance, I write left-handed but throw a ball right-handed. Even though I write left-handed, I’ve never made my checkmarks backward like that. That’s just weird.
So that’s what it’s called?
@@saorise28 - Yeah, I only learned about it last year. I knew I wasn’t actually ambidextrous so I looked up whether it had a name. Turns out it’s more common than I thought.
9:33 MY HIGH SCHOOL DID THIS SAME THING! At least I'm not the only one.
I’m sick so when I watched this it made my day better
Get well soon
@@stephonragland1654 ty
Yeah there's schools that hand out bathroom passes that literally say, "I am missing out on an important educational experience because I need to use the facilities."
9:46 The worst part of a school doing that is if you get a nose bleed you have to get a member of staff to open it
2:25 Happened to us too. Mediacom just barged onto the property and started digging. No permission. Turned off the water when they broke a few pipes. Costed just a meager few thousand. Like people have that pocket money. They wouldn't pay to fix the NEW pipes and irrigation system. They were just a few months old.
9:35 we had the same rule in my middle school. I always had to go to the bathroom after lunch. You couldn't go at lunch and it was so painful to wait the 10 minutes to use the bathroom.
@Rory I normally wait until lunch because the pigeon school is split into an old building and the new building, the cafeteria bathroom is in the new building and the old building bathrooms are... canvases for pigeon poop.
8:33 Oh cool free sniper kill.
The toxic warning sign for a house usually doesn’t mean anything, a lot of houses contain asbestos and it’s toxic sure but when it’s sealed in slabs it’s perfectly harmless unless they’re broken, our house still contains it and it’s harmless as it’s vitrified into concrete slabs.
Walks to the house in a Jesus costume
The Family: HOLD ON-
McDonalds: No plastic straws because of the environment; have you not seen the billions of posters out there?
The thing we use the straws for: Am I a joke to you?
Okay, but I've actually seen something like 1:44 happen while I was working at a Sonic. I'm willing to bet they were either in a rush, it was a newbie, or they just weren't paying attention; what happened for us was that once we started doing call-in / app orders, we started putting those bags on the upper shelf of the expo table. The problem was, we used big brown bags for those orders, and they were really similar to the bags napkins came in, which sat on (granted, the other side of) that same shelf.
One of the newer servers had a guy come up for his call-in order and just grabbed the first bag he saw, which happened to be the napkins.
(No, that still doesn't answer the question of why an employee wouldn't *notice,* but that goes back to my bet of either newbie / not paying attention / super busy. I'm just amazed someone else did that, this is the first time I've ever heard of aside from our store.)
3:34 "any food taken out of this store without being paid for is theft"
Me: so anyone taking the garbage out is also stealing? And if they wanna argue the store paid for it. Then it's all already paid for...
7:20 that’s sad. I love making food for people, and it’s a huge bummer when people, who planned to be there, didn’t. Once is a one-off time mild disappointment, it happens, but twice? Huge sad. Especially if they ditched, and with no reason. Once is a one time thing, once again, but twice? Big sad.
10:04 … personal headcanon; she’s biased because she’s fascinated by human stuff, but the reason why she was so fond of it was because it reminded her of her dad, subconsciously. That’s my headcanon, and that’s how I’m going to make sense of it in my brain.
The cat using the bathroom as a litter box...either 1) you need to change it's litter or 2) it's sick and you need to see a vet.
“We considered left handed people to be possessed by the devil. But I’m also not saying we shouldn’t keep up that practice.”
Me: …
My sister: …
Me: *slowly reaches for the cross*
Speaking of mildly infuriating, CAN CZcams PLEASE MOVE THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON BACK
11:10
not to defend the test, it is asking the number that could be produced, since it shows to the tenth you can estimate one further
I’m at work and I’m on my 15 minute break, perfect time to watch emkay
9:41 the teacher in charge being shortened to "Ms P" makes this even better. Cuz if you need her, you probably miss being able to pee without her help.
Robin: Left handed people doesn't exist.
Jack: Left handed people are possessed by the DeVil.
All left handed people:
ah a fresh new video time suffer because it’s r/mildlyinfuriating
Me: *got nothing to watch*
EmKay: *comes down from heaven*
4:14 golden gaytime-
What a lovely name for ice cream lmao
“Didn’t think it would go that far” that image is going to give me a heart attack
6:29 I have this problem walking to my mom’s car after school. AT LEAST HALF THE CARS ARE PARKED LIKE THIS.
5:00
As a Christian myself, I would like to say I have celebrated Halloween and this person is definitely blowing it out of proportion. Yes, I understand how Halloween came to be, but doesn’t it depend on how you celebrate it? I just put on a costume for my favorite cartoon character and go trick or treating….then not eat the candy for a year lol
They could just have said, “Please do not knock on our door. We aren’t giving candy this year. Have a lovely evening!” Instead, they did this-
My high school not only didn't allow you to use the bathroom in the first and last ten minutes of a class, nor lock a bathroom, they would lock the gates for the other wings of the school so that you couldn't get to an unlocked bathroom if there was a band concert, or a play, or if the high school was doing a movie night. So many of the auditorium's seats had been peed in by little siblings.
2:42 fun fact: every house in California has this in the garage.
I Litteraly starting holding my finger after seeing that first image at the start
*This subreddit is the definition of ouch*
1:01 I’m left handed and I got infuriated by those backwards check marks
11:56
My cat does that whenever we forget to put her outside. There are 2 litter boxes mabye 3 feet away. Shes a bit of a jerk
8:40 Holy shite I went to that concert! And guess what, a mildy infuriating thing happened to me there as well. The semi-old couple sitting behind me was smoking some really strong smelling tobacco, so bad that I had to leave early because it was getting difficult to breathe
5:04 time to get the red spray paint, a couple pentagrams should do the job :)
5 pentagrams
I think limited bathroom use in schools is more about when staff are able to supervise combat vandalism or theft than to make sure students are going to class.
My god that Christian house with the no sweets sign was so annoying that I would’ve chosen to visit them every year for certain and begged for sweets.
the food getting thrown away in many cases is because people will sue the company over something. happened in the case of a donut shop. They would give the leftovers to a local homeless shelter. Then one day, orders came down to stop doing that and throw them out. Everyone assumed it was corporate greed. Then a person from the homeless shelter came in and said "oh, no, it was cause someone at the shelter tried to sue the company."
2:37 According to the State of California, even sawdust causes cancer. Lumber now carries Prop 65 warning stickers.
As an european, the one about Halloween that shouln't be celebrated in America feels so stupid. It is know as the semi-weird american tradition here in Finland.
One time my mom years ago had gone away for a few days and accidentally closed access to her cat's litter box. When she came back, she was actually *happy* to see piss and crap in the bathtub. Better that than all over the floor lol.
Fun fact here in Louisville we hit 169 homicides as of last night, they said that on the news
4:47 the fact that Halloween was made by celtics in Ireland and were very religious
My school has a google docs survey form which has to be filling EVERYTIME you use the restroom, detailing which one (there are four), from where, and who is your current teacher. Thing is, you don't really know what restroom is going to be open. Often times, especially during lunch block, you end up walking basically the whole school trying to find an open restroom.
Then, THEN, after ALLLLL of that, you have to fill the form again to signal that you returned to class.
Yeah, school sucks.
that Halloween one is far beyond *mildly* infuriating. seriously, the f**k are they on?!
4:10 i'm sorry, but, *_Golden Gaytime? IM FUCKING DEAD LMFAOOO_*
The first one really made me scream like a Fighter Jet's Engine.
The cat at the end: Take the cat to the vet! Mine started doing that when she had kidney issues before she passed away. If the cat has any similar issues, that is the cat trying to be courteous but still letting the owner know something is wrong.
5:00 and with that every kid in the neighborhood promptly egged their house
"If you ever wondered why it took so long for your plane to get ready, now you do"
Yup that makes sense
Jack: "Hello my nobody knit kaleidoscopes."
Me: Hey! A new title to add to my list of 'weirdest things I have ever been called'.
5:00 One could light this sign on fire through the screen, just saying.
9:42
This is actually more common than you might think. My dad is a teacher and they have a policy like this. Attendance issues are so bad at the school that they have to do this. They'll try every trick in the book to "attend" and not actually arrive to do work.
I work at McDonald's on Fridays and Saturdays and have to clean up for 3 hours. You can imagine my pain at dealing with messy customers. I can't complain at the risk of being fired.
11:07 the question is asking which is a valid level of precision, and the answer is B
my r/mildlyinfuriating - my computer chair's back is held to my chair by two screws (on each side, four total) attached to the arm rests. the arm rests are attached to the chair by two screws (on each side, four total) attached to the seat. the front right screw from the arm rest to the seat has broken and is stuck in the screw hole throwing off my whole seating and making it extremely uncomfortable to sit for very long... ive tried to super glue it, tried putting another screw in the side, tried duct taping it... nothings working and its.. well... "mildly infuriating"... (i dont have the tools to remove the broken screw and, having just moved, dont have the money to get them)
get money and fix it
@@streekaiz1955 thanks private obvious.
My key once decided to give up too. Now I can't open my school locker
The bathroom thing may be because of the tiktok "challenge" where they break everything in a bathroom
9:31 my school has a "15/15" rule which means we cant go to the bathroom during the first and last 15 minutes of the period and you cant go during class transitions
I do the same thing to my fingers on a weekly basis. I don’t bite, I use clippers, tweezers, scissors etc. I’ll just dig into my fingers for up to 5 minutes each. I usually have at least 3 fingers that look like that. It’s partially due anxiety and adhd but tbh I like the pain. I find it satisfying.
I do that too. It’s actually a way of self harm, although I don’t consider it that unless it bleeds most therapists do consider it self harm
Make sure you keep it clean friend! Clean those wounds
@@gayvagina7353 yeah they do be bleeding… weirdly enough it started as an obsession with keeping my nails short. If there is any white I cut it off because the nails are the dirtiest part of the human body. I brought that up to mention it stems from a place of cleanliness.
Ok but 11:03 the question was about significant figures someone can deduce from the rular, the kid just needed to pay attention to the unit to make the connection. And the correct answer is two sigfigs = 2.3cm.
Yeah, I'm confused what's meant to be infuriating about it
The question is asking about estimation, so technically the answer is 2.35.
You can measure 2.3 on the ruler, but to estimate you add one significant figure.
@@weirdbunmi the subject being measured is almost never exactly 2.3, it's true measurement may lead down to nanometers, meaning 2.3 is an estimation. Along with the fact I was taught to never go past the labeled smallest unit, 2.3 is correct. (P sure)
@@user-ql7zl4nu7i You're right in that humans cannot typically measure exactly 2.3. However, that is why a number like 2.30 would be an estimation. We don't actually know if we are exactly at 2.3. However, according to our instrument in this worksheet, we are certainly not below 2.3. We are somewhere between 2.3 and 2.4. We are estimating that the object in question is at 2.35. We cannot estimate that the object is at 2.350, because we are not certain of the hundredths place. We cannot estimate two significant figures.
When providing estimates, the number is one significant digit more than our instrument can read. Our ruler reads to the tenth place, so our estimations are to the hundredths place.
@@weirdbunmi ye but I just had a test on this like, a month ago in physics. You can't estimate past the marks on the rular or final placement on the measuring device :/
"Be carefull wit internet quotes because you never can be sure it legit" Bonaparte Napoleon.
I swear Jack’s entries get better with every video
9:30 My school also has this rule (well, only the 10 minute part; the bathrooms are always open). I just deal this by making it to the classroom on time, then going before the bell rings.
May be late but first clip is literally almost everyone’s worst nightmare when they see the little bit of skin pealing off above the nail
It once happened to me when i went home and i was gonna unlock the door, the metal key breaks in half and the other piece is still stuck in the lock. Worst day of my life.
that first one makes me question who keeps pulling after the first little bit of blood XD
Okay, so the thing about the Claritin. This is most likely the cheapest way to package the product. Using one machine for both the 10 and 15. I don't know their numbers so this might not be the reason.
Perfect fix for bad parking is keep a tow company on speed dial on your phone. The vehicle owners will love paying to get their car/ truck back!