r/Mildlyinfuriating | that's a scam lol

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  • @EmKay
    @EmKay  Před 4 lety +1111

    Get 10% off a premium Ridge Wallet using code EMKAY! Just go to www.ridge.com/EMKAY

  • @elysian_5839
    @elysian_5839 Před 4 lety +670

    lexis comback for everything is "im legally blind and i can do better" and i love that

    • @aetherinfuse
      @aetherinfuse Před 3 lety +33

      She's a master in making fun of own disabilities. An ability to be praised.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 Před 3 lety +7

      I'm legally blind too

    • @aetherinfuse
      @aetherinfuse Před 3 lety +18

      @@tidepodpadthai2633 Do you have a licence? Yo need to have a blind permit, or else you are illegally blind.

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 Před 3 lety +12

      @@aetherinfuse I'm not a Native English speaker, I'm asking genuiely.. what is the difference between being blind and being legally blind? Can you seriously be illegaly blind?

    • @magicmanhs7718
      @magicmanhs7718 Před 3 lety +2

      @@billcipher8645 its a joke.

  • @rat50
    @rat50 Před 4 lety +1423

    "The Ridge Wallet can fit in any pocket!"
    Fake or tiny pockets: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @charadremur333
      @charadremur333 Před 4 lety +68

      Oh my God, I'm a guy and i got a shirt with a fake pocket.

    • @Egress00
      @Egress00 Před 4 lety +38

      Or like those really shallow ones...

    • @corey_the_bird3086
      @corey_the_bird3086 Před 4 lety +37

      Koshi Linx or the super tight ones on jeans that you can barely fit your phone into

    • @corey_the_bird3086
      @corey_the_bird3086 Před 4 lety +6

      ꧁ AnnaBanana ꧂ I’m gonna be honest I have a huge paranoia of people pickpocketing me so I put everything in my front pockets

    • @inthevoidyougo3799
      @inthevoidyougo3799 Před 4 lety +2

      ꧁ AnnaBanana ꧂ think of the design if there were 4 pockets in the front

  • @adalidvargas6544
    @adalidvargas6544 Před 4 lety +208

    "The ridge wallet can hold up to 12 cards" me who fit 13: *laughs in evil*

  • @Jet.b.l.a.c.k
    @Jet.b.l.a.c.k Před 3 lety +441

    Lexi: Whats up sexy. Im Lexi!
    Me: Whats up lexi. Im sexy?

  • @thajocoth
    @thajocoth Před 4 lety +463

    The stripes after purple are simply ultraviolet, so we can't see them.

    • @Niseandryt
      @Niseandryt Před 4 lety +17

      but what if we use an ultraviolet light detector and there's literally no painting there?

    • @waltervanbrunchem2462
      @waltervanbrunchem2462 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Niseandryt then you're a nitpick.

    • @LLMT69
      @LLMT69 Před 4 lety +3

      But how did you know😦

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Před 3 lety

      @@waltervanbrunchem2462 With good reason, the people who fucked that up, don't get to just get away with it on someones joke.

  • @emory7676
    @emory7676 Před 4 lety +944

    "I came back, I miss the memes"
    Me with EmKay

    • @DENVICKED
      @DENVICKED Před 4 lety +10

      Ash ketchup I love pikachoke u I'm a big fan and your lickgreninga oh my god

    • @roylim1169
      @roylim1169 Před 4 lety +3

      @@DENVICKED I feel like they were auto corrected but the
      Sarcasm

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 4 lety +1

      denvicked Pikachoke?? Wtf is that a power move?

    • @hexiguess
      @hexiguess Před 4 lety +1

      FALSEHOOD

    • @jacobg.406
      @jacobg.406 Před 4 lety

      @@DENVICKED pikachoke...?

  • @xstant1
    @xstant1 Před 4 lety +266

    So for anyone wondering the difference between being blind and legally blind, there are some huge differences. You can still see a bit while being legally blind, which means you can see the difference between dollar bills and coins, etc. Being blind means you are fully blind, so you can’t see anything. Legally blind means you can still see some things.

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 Před 4 lety +3

      Why isn't it called half-blind?

    • @gadazlin6264
      @gadazlin6264 Před 4 lety +19

      @@unoriginalperson72 because for legal reasons I need to wear my glasses when operating machinery, driving or shooting.

    • @starlord360xy24
      @starlord360xy24 Před 4 lety +1

      You madlad!

    • @itsamemaro6531
      @itsamemaro6531 Před 4 lety +2

      wait- i might be stupid for asking this but can he still read or did someone like write this down in braille for Lexi..

    • @astrophelX
      @astrophelX Před 4 lety +5

      @@itsamemaro6531 I don't have an answer to your question, but Lexi uses she/her

  • @dirtblockbedrock
    @dirtblockbedrock Před 3 lety +155

    I love how Lexi insults people by calling them fruits or vegetables.

  • @danielpanganiban5316
    @danielpanganiban5316 Před 4 lety +935

    I like how lexi’s insults always involve fruits or veggies mostly veggies

    • @thenamesvaston5002
      @thenamesvaston5002 Před 4 lety +25

      Because veggies are EVIL

    • @astoroidea6502
      @astoroidea6502 Před 4 lety +19

      lol, motivationly challenged pineapple

    • @saffairie
      @saffairie Před 4 lety +2

      stolen meme police NOOOOO

    • @NyaMoon_
      @NyaMoon_ Před 4 lety +8

      Got an ad with a banana while reading you comment 😂

    • @alphaareus
      @alphaareus Před 4 lety +8

      Cuz she’s trying to be HEALTHY

  • @Deathmage25
    @Deathmage25 Před 4 lety +364

    in defense of deer not "properly" reaction to cars. they have had centuries if not millennia of evolutionary grounding for what sounds lead to threats in the forest. by contrast they have had roughly 1 century for automobiles and engines. that is no where near enough time for them to internalize that as a life threatening danger. it also doesn't help that as we advance cars we steadily make them quieter and quieter... making it even harder for deer to identify it as a threat.
    branch snaps= "oh shit predator near by"
    weird humming in the air= "huh what that sound fam?"

    • @swagnineeight05
      @swagnineeight05 Před 4 lety +12

      but they can see the car "running" towards them. If a deer saw a predator running towards them, it would move. So why not with a car?

    • @depressocoffee806
      @depressocoffee806 Před 4 lety +13

      @@swagnineeight05 cuz cars aren't predators duh

    • @TheGrimbler
      @TheGrimbler Před 4 lety +9

      @@depressocoffee806 they shall be

    • @Deathmage25
      @Deathmage25 Před 4 lety +25

      @@swagnineeight05 cars move on average much faster than a deer's natural predator, and give them even less reaction time. remember speed is relative, you in an approaching car coming up on a deer appear to have more reaction time because time is moving slower from your perspective. while in the typically stationary deer's case you are moving terribly faster.
      think about it like this they still take a moment to process a stick breaking before bolting, in that time the predator is still "stalking" typically giving them the time to run. stepping in front of a speeding car gives very few people time to process what they just encountered and react accordingly, let alone many other animals.

    • @polaknasieci1331
      @polaknasieci1331 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Deathmage25 plus since they always die they can't warn other or learn to avoid cars

  • @BlueBunny0502
    @BlueBunny0502 Před 4 lety +193

    Me: I can't quite place it, but the narrator sounds really familiar
    Narrator: Hey sexy, it's Lexi
    Me: *excitedly vibrating* Ah. That's why

    • @RestInReeses
      @RestInReeses Před 4 lety +8

      Yes Lexi is so nice i love her and I get excited everytime i hear her intro in Emkay videos

    • @BlueBunny0502
      @BlueBunny0502 Před 4 lety +2

      @@RestInReeses She's been in more than one?!

    • @RestInReeses
      @RestInReeses Před 4 lety +1

      @@BlueBunny0502 yeah! Well, your comment was a week ago, and idk when exactly she joined, but she wasin a few other videos! :3

    • @RestInReeses
      @RestInReeses Před 4 lety +9

      @Alicia Duvall Yes! Lexy is MTF trans! :3

    • @EchoTheSound0202
      @EchoTheSound0202 Před 3 lety

      @@RestInReeses according to the narrator playlists her first emkay video was the r/technicallythetruth with the 3/4 chairs are there

  • @Nuniixo
    @Nuniixo Před 3 lety +284

    Lexi saying shes legally blind every two minutes is awesome

  • @CatLeKitten
    @CatLeKitten Před 4 lety +392

    I'm a fully grown adult that eats Lunchables.
    Try and stop me.

  • @blackgrimv9443
    @blackgrimv9443 Před 4 lety +154

    Lexi: Its time for 'vague rage', I mean mildly infuriating.
    Me: Technically the truth.

  • @B0red379
    @B0red379 Před 3 lety +341

    "You soggy zucchini."
    "You motivationally challenged pineapple."

    • @EnchantingWings1
      @EnchantingWings1 Před 3 lety +39

      My personal favourite was "you entitled, selfish, insensitive, genetically dumbified, pesticide laden radish"
      I used that with a friend of mine to perfectly describe our course lead 😂

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 Před 3 lety +6

      @@EnchantingWings1
      I think “Motivationally challenged pineapple” is probably my favorite.

    • @a1shketchup
      @a1shketchup Před 3 lety +16

      I made my own "You chewy potato chip"

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 Před 3 lety

      @@a1shketchup 😙👌

    • @EnchantingWings1
      @EnchantingWings1 Před 3 lety +7

      @@a1shketchup I've personally just thought of "You absolutely inedible jolly rancher"

  • @striker7983
    @striker7983 Před 3 lety +102

    Lexus: “warm cozy light, warm cozy light, Turkish prison”
    Me: can’t...breath...help.

    • @striker7983
      @striker7983 Před 3 lety +9

      The auto correct put Lexus when lexy is not even a grammar mistake but okay

    • @Hexaphobia
      @Hexaphobia Před 2 lety +4

      Lexi go vroom vroom

    • @springtrap8434
      @springtrap8434 Před 2 lety +3

      @@striker7983 yh i was wondering if you gave her a new nickname lol

  • @jameskoplin
    @jameskoplin Před 4 lety +120

    Intro: "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi"
    Self confidence: +100

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 Před 4 lety +237

    (Ad pops up)
    (tapped 0.001mm outside of the X button)
    *"You're not gonna last 40 seconds in this game!!!!!"*

    • @arikat9529
      @arikat9529 Před 4 lety +7

      I was just reading Zuko fanfiction an low and behold HERE YOU ARE. *IT'S MAGIC.*

    • @lane-_-mass5006
      @lane-_-mass5006 Před 4 lety

      Visible understand ment

    • @theclockman
      @theclockman Před 4 lety +8

      You are right, I won't last 40 seconds because KILLER QUEEN ALREADY TOUCHED THAT PAGE

    • @gummyb3ars238
      @gummyb3ars238 Před 4 lety +2

      Is that a porn game.

    • @lane-_-mass5006
      @lane-_-mass5006 Před 4 lety +3

      @@gummyb3ars238 no dad it's Minecraft

  • @blutaylor9936
    @blutaylor9936 Před 4 lety +87

    Hearing Lexi say "her jacket was clean" was so sweet.

  • @ellabirdo8380
    @ellabirdo8380 Před 3 lety +80

    I’ve never heard Lexi narrate before but I love her voice and her saying “hey sexy I’m Lexi” made me smile involuntarily

  • @hannahcompton1200
    @hannahcompton1200 Před 4 lety +683

    what’s up lexi, apparently i’m sexy

  • @unfixingGem5017
    @unfixingGem5017 Před 4 lety +233

    “What’s up sexy I’m lexi”
    Me: I have no more sadness

  • @elpasocowboy
    @elpasocowboy Před 4 lety +107

    “Shame on you you soggy zucchini”
    Using this in a conversation.

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty Před 4 lety +9

      good

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles Před 4 lety +3

      Did you catch Texas Red yet

    • @grustache4569
      @grustache4569 Před 4 lety

      An El Paso Cowboy that lines trash
      (use the line)

    • @elpasocowboy
      @elpasocowboy Před 4 lety

      Rex Jolles He was no match for the big iron on my hip..

    • @honjkz1899
      @honjkz1899 Před 4 lety

      I'm gonna use this to insult someone in zoom calls

  • @orosvildheim
    @orosvildheim Před 3 lety +51

    15:43 : Honestly, a good part of the reason I watch these videos is to hear Lexi call someone a motivationally challenged pineapple.

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven Před 3 lety +1

      Motivationally challenged pineapple = ADHD = me -___-

  • @pinkquartz3404
    @pinkquartz3404 Před 4 lety +88

    Nobody:
    Lexi every 45 seconds:
    *GUYS I AM LEGALLY BLIND*

    • @kusog3
      @kusog3 Před 4 lety +1

      Shorthand for I don't know what I'm looking at and I don't want to keep looking.

  • @grevohsdraws1925
    @grevohsdraws1925 Před 4 lety +382

    “Nice warm and cozy light, nice warm and cozy light, *-TURKISH PRISON-* “

    • @qaruda
      @qaruda Před 4 lety +12

      IM TURKISH

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea Před 4 lety +7

      I snorted at that one

    • @grahamm9094
      @grahamm9094 Před 4 lety +12

      Friends dad went to prison in turkey, showed him this, he said seems legit

    • @tahatimur5253
      @tahatimur5253 Před 4 lety +1

      Can somebody explain that joke?

    • @flameeeeeeeeeee
      @flameeeeeeeeeee Před 4 lety +7

      @@tahatimur5253 ışık değişimlerinde bile sıcaklık farkı olduğu için soğuk bir akşamda diyor ki "Ilık , ılık , *S İ L İ V R İ* , ılık"

  • @xeaqhua
    @xeaqhua Před 4 lety +273

    Video: Ridge Wallet ad
    Title: that's a scam lol
    I see a pattern here

    • @Random-ne7uv
      @Random-ne7uv Před 4 lety +8

      My god!

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora Před 4 lety +4

      Did you see the prices on those things?! DEFINITELY a scam.

    • @shungite3398
      @shungite3398 Před 4 lety +7

      DragonAurora well it’s shiny

    • @Random-ne7uv
      @Random-ne7uv Před 4 lety

      @Jared Sabatelli YES

    • @saldan3985
      @saldan3985 Před 4 lety +10

      It's basically a paper clip attached to a small metal box. With that price, of course it's a scam.

  • @TheUnreadableUser
    @TheUnreadableUser Před 3 lety +50

    lexi: I hate ads, and now they're putting them everywhere!
    also lexi: today's sponsor is ridge wallets!

  • @papytoasty7416
    @papytoasty7416 Před 4 lety +79

    Lexi: "What's up sexy, Im Lexi and welcome to..."
    Me: :)

  • @TheBlueScreenYT
    @TheBlueScreenYT Před 4 lety +331

    ““My biological parents did this.”
    Um, you want to tell us something Lexi?

  • @notthegratest4560
    @notthegratest4560 Před 4 lety +87

    lexi: **talks abt how good this wallet is**
    me who uses wallet chains: shi-

  • @BEELZEBABE69
    @BEELZEBABE69 Před 3 lety +69

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Lexi every three seconds: *im legally blind*

  • @shaunclarke04
    @shaunclarke04 Před 4 lety +60

    lexi: "i walk a lonely-"
    me: "road. the only road Ive ever known"
    me: "damn it, lexi. you made me wanna listen to that song. I've listened to it 5 times today!!"

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 Před 4 lety +111

    The rusty scissors was so annoying, we have a lot of “stainless steel” things that have rust on.

    • @whatisgoingon8243
      @whatisgoingon8243 Před 4 lety +8

      OhohoHOHOHO HAVE YOU EVER DEALT WITH SCISSORS THAT ARE STICKY AS HELL BECAUSE IT WAS USED FOR CUTTING TAPES!?

    • @Itstime4brakeatflake
      @Itstime4brakeatflake Před 4 lety +3

      @@whatisgoingon8243 I have

    • @andrewolson5471
      @andrewolson5471 Před 4 lety +6

      To be fair, stainless steel *can* rust, it's just much more resistant to it than regular steel.

    • @timehunter9467
      @timehunter9467 Před 4 lety +2

      Worldmaker Yup, I tried cutting electrical tape that was unbelievably sticky and it was horrible. I spent ages cleaning them without water.

    • @anticonformity100
      @anticonformity100 Před 4 lety +3

      "stainLESS" not stain never

  • @squeakatu1981
    @squeakatu1981 Před 4 lety +69

    My husband is the guy who takes things out of the microwave early and never ever presses clear, he also does the soap thing in the shower on the soap dish.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 4 lety +1

      Wait I dont press clear either, I didnt think it was that annoying lol? I’d say thats still better than people who don’t cover their food with a napkin before warming it up.

    • @ray-wh3yv
      @ray-wh3yv Před 4 lety +3

      @@Tw0Dots **le gasp** i dont cover my food lmao should i???

    • @puntachu
      @puntachu Před 4 lety

      _-birb-_ I know I am rethinking what I’ve been doing my entire life

    • @squeakatu1981
      @squeakatu1981 Před 4 lety

      @@Tw0Dots isn't it dangerous to put a napkin in the microwave?

    • @TransGirlGaming
      @TransGirlGaming Před 4 lety

      my coworkers do this with the fryer vats like WHY YOU NO PRESS BUTTON?!?!?!

  • @fiend-off-the-grid
    @fiend-off-the-grid Před 3 lety +14

    9:07 Honestly, considering that most plastics put into recycling end up in landfills anyway, this is just a perfect metaphor

  • @lunarwings4481
    @lunarwings4481 Před 4 lety +60

    "You soggy zucchini" Lexi, 2020

  • @kzcreationzmore
    @kzcreationzmore Před 4 lety +69

    Jokes on you I cant be mildly infuriated when our queen Lexi is narrating.

  • @vitaleriof
    @vitaleriof Před 4 lety +31

    "Motivatonally challelnged pineapple" is now my favourite insult

  • @moldyfloorboards
    @moldyfloorboards Před 3 lety +24

    "But I like my candy bars filled with spiders." 13:16

    • @shortleader0958
      @shortleader0958 Před 3 lety +7

      now your candy bars are filled with cat hair and sadness

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven Před 3 lety +2

      @@shortleader0958 **Petting my cat and eating chips crying**
      Same thing

  • @_Blankspace_
    @_Blankspace_ Před 4 lety +195

    God: *creates humans*
    Humans: *Do very infuriating things*
    God: “It’s evolving, just backwards...”

    • @user-ed5bf1cp8h
      @user-ed5bf1cp8h Před 4 lety +4

      R/BestComments
      Lol

    • @rihayl7276
      @rihayl7276 Před 4 lety

      High Lands devolving

    • @tapicyl
      @tapicyl Před 4 lety

      R/noahbringtheboat moment

    • @noahholden5360
      @noahholden5360 Před 4 lety

      @@tapicyl why should I bring the boat????? I don't own one XD

    • @tapicyl
      @tapicyl Před 4 lety +1

      nanasdays ur joking right? Or have you not read the book of genesis.

  • @foxtheraccoon343
    @foxtheraccoon343 Před 4 lety +251

    Lexi: And why is it the pan flag?
    Me, crying that somebody knows about pans: thank you for remembering me. :)

    • @astoroidea6502
      @astoroidea6502 Před 4 lety +26

      Not pan myself but LGBTQ+, we know you’re here my dude and don’t let uneducated people get you down cause they don’t know a well known sexuality

    • @scepter7427
      @scepter7427 Před 4 lety +4

      @@astoroidea6502 what's a pan

    • @oifelixcomeherebro1689
      @oifelixcomeherebro1689 Před 4 lety +11

      The1gamer_uknown pan is short for pansexual. It means you are attracted to someone regardless of their gender.

    • @thomasbarnes2700
      @thomasbarnes2700 Před 4 lety +12

      PANCAKES UNITE

    • @foxtheraccoon343
      @foxtheraccoon343 Před 4 lety +4

      @@thomasbarnes2700 YAS

  • @guyshu7821
    @guyshu7821 Před 4 lety +144

    “Motivationally challenged pineapple” soinds like a 2010s meme.

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy Před 4 lety

      Guyshu yeag

    • @mirraisnow6050
      @mirraisnow6050 Před 4 lety

      Sounds like a fire emblem fates meme (takumi is called a pineapple)

    • @idothefunnies1636
      @idothefunnies1636 Před 4 lety

      Sounds like a gen z meme*

    • @idothefunnies1636
      @idothefunnies1636 Před 4 lety

      Get a pineapple, put a low quality sad face on it, then but big giant text under it saying “Motivationally challenged pineapple” and boom. Instant funny.

  • @chaosmastergaming5442
    @chaosmastergaming5442 Před 3 lety +6

    That “NO” at 0:12 has to be the funniest “NO” I’ve ever heard

  • @whentheisthewhen5001
    @whentheisthewhen5001 Před 4 lety +82

    my battery percentage: 87%
    me: **unplugs charger**
    my shouter: _charger is removed and you have _*_85%_*_ of battery left._

    • @notherelol
      @notherelol Před 4 lety +4

      Or
      34 battery
      Plug in
      82 percent

    • @insertname6333
      @insertname6333 Před 4 lety

      Well yes bu-

    • @micah5641
      @micah5641 Před 4 lety

      Shouter?

    • @whentheisthewhen5001
      @whentheisthewhen5001 Před 4 lety

      @@micah5641 notification reader thingy

    • @mikaneous1140
      @mikaneous1140 Před 4 lety +3

      My battery Percentage: 18%
      Me: **unplugs charger**
      My Phone: *Your phone charge is at 98%.*
      My Phone 6 Hours later: *Still at 98%, but it decides to Commit Shut down.*
      Me, realizing i downloaded an App that trolls me that my charge is full: *f U c K.*

  • @omega1575
    @omega1575 Před 4 lety +117

    “While everything is getting smaller” shows a smartphone which has only gotten larger
    Edit spelling

    • @adrimay
      @adrimay Před 4 lety +1

      Truuuuuueeeeeeee

    • @roharvanderbull7873
      @roharvanderbull7873 Před 4 lety

      So other wallets claimed block rfid but didn’t

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon Před 4 lety +1

      You don't _need_ to point out that you edited it for spelling.

    • @StonyCarrot1001
      @StonyCarrot1001 Před 4 lety +1

      @F for Respect but it’s still nice to know because some people leave a comment then edit and change it all

  • @joshc5613
    @joshc5613 Před 4 lety +44

    "r/mildlyinfury8ing"
    I will not forget this transgression

  • @joghnythegurue2710
    @joghnythegurue2710 Před 3 lety +8

    I'm a simple woman; I hear Lexi, I like the video.

  • @seal-s3212
    @seal-s3212 Před 4 lety +25

    No one:
    Lexi for 100th time: im legally blind

  • @phoenixthings
    @phoenixthings Před 4 lety +22

    Lexi: Advertises wallet
    Me: Cool I guess
    Lexi: and it's shiny!
    Me: *I'LL taKe YoUr EntIrE stOcK*

  • @goofyahhguy22
    @goofyahhguy22 Před 3 lety +164

    "Why is it the Pan flag?"
    Romainien flag: am i a joke to you?

    • @Nespire
      @Nespire Před 3 lety +10

      chad flag: 👁 👁

    • @elizar666
      @elizar666 Před 3 lety +19

      I had a pan flag in my house and my mom (luckily) was very confused as to why I had the Romanian flag in my house 😅

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Před 3 lety +2

      @@elizar666 why luckily?

    • @atlas6477
      @atlas6477 Před 3 lety +10

      @@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Im guessing theyre not out to their mother

    • @DeepfriedChips
      @DeepfriedChips Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah it annoys me a fair bit since well I’m Romanian

  • @LollipopSnowy
    @LollipopSnowy Před 3 lety +16

    I love Lexi’s voice so much argh-

  • @darksentinel082
    @darksentinel082 Před 4 lety +378

    being called "sexy" every episode that lexi hosts is upsetting. i don't like being lied to

  • @odysseusgaming7157
    @odysseusgaming7157 Před 4 lety +35

    The holy trinity of calling you positive things: Fainted, Lexi, And Ot.

  • @scottbailey9296
    @scottbailey9296 Před 4 lety +36

    As a 16 year old in the lgbtq community scarred to come out to my friends and family I really like Lexi as a member of the emkay channel.

    • @anitanaseer1007
      @anitanaseer1007 Před 4 lety +6

      We believe in you!

    • @batking4342
      @batking4342 Před 4 lety +4

      Good luck!!! It's a hard journey, but you'll be better off. Even if your bio family doesn't accept you, you'll find people who will, and they'll be your family

    • @scottbailey9296
      @scottbailey9296 Před 4 lety +2

      @@batking4342 hey Emily thank you very much, I do already have a boyfriend and I'm just scarred to come out as my brother did and was kicked out.

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 Před 4 lety +4

      scott bailey oof wow, definitely don’t come out until you have a good living place on your own
      Edit: Obviously you already know that but oh well

    • @batking4342
      @batking4342 Před 4 lety +3

      @@lovelykitty42 agreed with Aesthetic. Safety over comfort. Good luck.

  • @SassmasterMaxie
    @SassmasterMaxie Před 2 lety +8

    I love Lexi's energy so much. I could listen to her read out the dictionary tbh XD

  • @smeaz4723
    @smeaz4723 Před 4 lety +19

    "They're just cuddling.. look you dont wanna see this go any further this is how you end up with a MINI COOPER!"

  • @sharingheart13
    @sharingheart13 Před 4 lety +36

    Normally, I skip ads, but there's something fundamentally wrong about skipping anything narrated by Lexi.

  • @mythrilly
    @mythrilly Před 4 lety +71

    Lexi: narrator
    Subreddit: r/mildlyinfuriating
    *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*

  • @Dimension-hs7uk
    @Dimension-hs7uk Před 3 lety +17

    I love everyone on EmKay, each of them have a personality that makes them amazing and loveable 😊

  • @zane3460
    @zane3460 Před 4 lety +30

    Lexi: "I walk this lonely- wait, where did the road go?"
    Me: "The only one that i have ever known"

    • @maclikescartoons
      @maclikescartoons Před 4 lety

      don't know where it goes
      but its home to me and i walk alone

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 Před 4 lety

      I walk this empty street
      on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

    • @maclikescartoons
      @maclikescartoons Před 4 lety

      @@theaveragecomment1014 and im the only one and i walk alone

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 Před 4 lety

      @@maclikescartoons
      I walk alone, I walk alone, I walk alone. I walk a

    • @stnimrod157
      @stnimrod157 Před 4 lety

      @@theaveragecomment1014 My shadows only one that walks beside me

  • @corvus1374
    @corvus1374 Před 4 lety +43

    And we know Mister Beast isn't involved in that scam, they stole his face.

    • @em5345-
      @em5345- Před 4 lety +3

      As a person who watched it in boredom, I can say MrBeast isn't in it.

    • @HarmonicaMustang
      @HarmonicaMustang Před 4 lety

      His Honey ad campaign made me as fond of him as a mosquito, and I've never even seen his content.

  • @Dread0-0
    @Dread0-0 Před 4 lety +48

    no one:
    literally no one:
    lexi: "I aM LeGalLy BlINd"

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty Před 4 lety +18

      hey i had to work hard for that legal license to be blind

    • @Dread0-0
      @Dread0-0 Před 4 lety +2

      @@TheLexikitty lol

    • @majaaaaaaaaaawith10as
      @majaaaaaaaaaawith10as Před 4 lety +5

      Unfortunately I can't be blind because it's illegal to be blind in Russia

  • @wachinga
    @wachinga Před 2 lety +3

    Good to see Lexi putting her r/rareinsults skills to the test

  • @beeisdumbaf
    @beeisdumbaf Před 4 lety +15

    8:07 : Somebody skipped math in their Architecture class
    Now they put the ceiling in the wrong place
    It looks really dumb -

  • @lifame8706
    @lifame8706 Před 4 lety +210

    ye man just saw it on my recommended. perfect timing

  • @karm3lkitty71
    @karm3lkitty71 Před 4 lety +16

    "You soggy cucumber" that is one of the most creative insults I have ever heard.

  • @amazingtoad7244
    @amazingtoad7244 Před 3 lety +12

    I love lexi’s voice too much, you can hear the smile

  • @isaacpatten4005
    @isaacpatten4005 Před 3 lety +89

    I love when Lexi talks about herself in third person

    • @Manzz2
      @Manzz2 Před 2 lety +1

      I thought he is a guy

    • @salmon-vanilla
      @salmon-vanilla Před 2 lety +14

      @@Manzz2 lexi is a girl. shes transgender

    • @awful871
      @awful871 Před 2 lety +5

      @@salmon-vanilla once a guy always a guy

    • @bismuthhhhhhhhh
      @bismuthhhhhhhhh Před 2 lety +16

      @@awful871 once a baby always a baby

    • @capitcha
      @capitcha Před 2 lety +5

      @@bismuthhhhhhhhh biology

  • @dominicstanley7958
    @dominicstanley7958 Před 4 lety +56

    As I listened to the beginning I said, "THIS SOUNDS LIKE LEXI!" I didn't know you did readings for emkay 😁 love you girl
    Edit: misspelled Lexi's name

    • @renroberts1045
      @renroberts1045 Před 4 lety +3

      IKR When I heard her voice I was like shocked! I love Lexi

    • @Firebird-6200
      @Firebird-6200 Před 4 lety +8

      Wait her??
      I thought it was a guy-
      Uhh oops-

    • @pipstix5487
      @pipstix5487 Před 4 lety +6

      Firebird6200 -- Lexi is trans and goes by she/her. dw i didnt know until i checked out her insta

  • @buttercupkat
    @buttercupkat Před 4 lety +19

    Lexi: Shush! All your candy bars are filled with spiders!
    Muffet: *Intensifies spider dance as she types more and more captions just like it*
    (also, don't forget to check out babyzone for creating the thing ign stole)

  • @the866-sushi
    @the866-sushi Před 3 lety +7

    15:05
    They're playing a game of rush hour! Leave them be.

  • @jdturtleboy2961
    @jdturtleboy2961 Před 4 lety +14

    Me having ocd: I shouldn’t watch this
    Me 20 minutes later: another one

  • @Mosslistic
    @Mosslistic Před 4 lety +21

    ‘Bulky wallets’
    *Laughs in no money*

  • @obnoxioussoul2376
    @obnoxioussoul2376 Před 4 lety +7

    When they said “you motivationally challenged pineapple”... I felt that

  • @ThattPerson
    @ThattPerson Před 2 lety +2

    For some reason Lexi doing an ad read just makes me so happy. You can tell shes reading a script lol

  • @Miathestupid
    @Miathestupid Před 3 lety +13

    “If you were mildly infuriated, or just generally annoyed go click the like button,” Me who chuckled the entire time: *chuckle*

  • @Jabcat-ov7ln
    @Jabcat-ov7ln Před 4 lety +14

    take a shot every time lexi said they’re legally blind

  • @sizzleyfries3421
    @sizzleyfries3421 Před 4 lety +65

    Anybody else notice how lexi's voice was deeper during the ridge sponser or was it just me?

    • @littleyellowdeer
      @littleyellowdeer Před 4 lety +12

      SizzleyFries maybe it’s like a “professional voice” that just...happens

    • @tomcommenter2650
      @tomcommenter2650 Před 4 lety

      Yeah

    • @fireoflife5219
      @fireoflife5219 Před 4 lety +2

      Maybe his mic is farther away because he’s reading the company script thing

    • @neilyworm
      @neilyworm Před 4 lety +14

      @@fireoflife5219 i think lexi uses she/her!! :D

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty Před 4 lety +8

  • @thenames_mistake_9733
    @thenames_mistake_9733 Před 3 lety +2

    lexi calling us all sexy is the only technical compliment I've ever gotten and I realized that is very sad

  • @marbleracingstudios9552
    @marbleracingstudios9552 Před 4 lety +64

    EmKay ads are just so much better. It could just be Lexi’s voice, but still. I actually want a wallet now, and I’m only 14
    Edit: Ok, well I guess a lot of kids have wallets, too

    • @sonder3101
      @sonder3101 Před 4 lety +4

      Most people I know have a wallet(I’m 15)and I’ve had one for a couple years it’s not that weird

    • @Handomondo
      @Handomondo Před 4 lety

      I’m 11 and I have a wallet

    • @paul-lm2yo
      @paul-lm2yo Před 4 lety

      What is so weird about having a wallet with 14?

    • @ThreeGachaTeers
      @ThreeGachaTeers Před 4 lety

      im 12 And i have 2, one is empty so yh qwq

    • @whotalkedwhilekirtwastalki3219
      @whotalkedwhilekirtwastalki3219 Před 4 lety +3

      I’m a pre-born 2 week old fetus and I have a wallet.

  • @CoinKid
    @CoinKid Před 3 lety +48

    Me: skip skip skip sponcer
    Also me: frick i went to far
    Also also me: goes back and sees the sponcer again
    Lexi: mildly infuriating

  • @keahliejeancruz
    @keahliejeancruz Před 4 lety +6

    lexi's voice just puts me in a good mood like she just sounds so sweet

  • @billysmith5409
    @billysmith5409 Před 3 lety +4

    “ motivationally challenged pineapple” that is the great insult ever!

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 Před 4 lety +11

    I love waking up in the morning to be angry at Little things.

  • @deadinsidedoggo6835
    @deadinsidedoggo6835 Před 4 lety +11

    Whats mildly infuriating? You charge your iphone or ipad on a position that your device is most likely to fall then it falls and bents your fricking charger

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre Před 4 lety +5

    I didn't realize there was a wallet ad and I thought, for the longest time, it was just some weird meme. I'm ashamed at how long it took me. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @DangerNoodle815
    @DangerNoodle815 Před 3 lety +4

    The image my brain created for Lexi is a small white kitten with pink eyes and pink and white gaming headphones because Lexi sounds adorable

  • @Lucas-qt5uu
    @Lucas-qt5uu Před 4 lety +15

    Me: I think I'll check out that wallet because it looks cool.
    Price: Us$ 75
    Me: Nevermind

  • @zinxler7631
    @zinxler7631 Před 4 lety +67

    When You Think the word "scam" is free: *BUY BUY BUY*
    And then you realized your life savings are gone: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

  • @fingergunsheyyy2767
    @fingergunsheyyy2767 Před 4 lety +79

    "It comes in many colors, including rose gold,
    *carbon titanium,* "

  • @grimblob7305
    @grimblob7305 Před 3 lety +3

    "My fortune cookie has advertising inside"
    So does my emkay video!

  • @insertname6333
    @insertname6333 Před 4 lety +21

    "First!"
    That is infuriating on personal level but still can find it on every videos that exist

  • @phillyjoe4798
    @phillyjoe4798 Před 4 lety +46

    Did you ever wonder what Emkay theme is? It is called “all bets are off” it’s from cuphead!!!

    • @IaintStoopid
      @IaintStoopid Před 4 lety +2

      Joe Phillips just recently got cuphead for the ps4, i felt like it was familiar but couldn’t pick out where from, thanks,

    • @mafic3351
      @mafic3351 Před 4 lety

      Yeah, i commented that on the first emkay video i ever watched, awesome.

  • @hitthetraget8233
    @hitthetraget8233 Před 3 lety +6

    10:23
    Someone did it over 2 spaces, came over to my car and said "sorry, you cant park there" in the most petty voice i've heard

  • @Velociraptor69420
    @Velociraptor69420 Před 3 lety +3

    I feel like Lexi is like the main character in a video game and his videos are just little bits of backstory we have to put together

  • @eggboy13uwu65
    @eggboy13uwu65 Před 4 lety +4

    Let's appreciate that at 7:30 emkay blurred out the name so we won't get any spoilers

  • @chef_the_femboy6690
    @chef_the_femboy6690 Před 4 lety +7

    Me with ADHD : I'm not quite sold on that wallet
    Him: ITS SHINY!!!
    Me : I NEED IT!!!!!

    • @drayiskewl
      @drayiskewl Před 4 lety +4

      You didn't know, but Lexi is a trans women!
      I'm not mad, just telling you!

    • @chef_the_femboy6690
      @chef_the_femboy6690 Před 4 lety +3

      I didn't know but thanks for telling ne

    • @bubblegumdonuts8011
      @bubblegumdonuts8011 Před 3 lety +1

      *she
      Lexi is trans and uses she/her in case you didn't know

    • @tired3011
      @tired3011 Před 3 lety

      hey friendo, could you perhaps edit your comment and correct Lexi’s pronouns? thank you! (this was not meant in a hostile way)

  • @greentea1396
    @greentea1396 Před 4 lety +101

    "How popular are you?"
    Emkay: i got 2k views in 4 minutes

    • @marsimane259
      @marsimane259 Před 4 lety +6

      I don't want to be that guy, but it should be "we" not "I" cause emkay is a team not 1 person. I'm sorry for being like this but a ton of people refer to emkay as a singular person and it's starting to get to me 😅

    • @greentea1396
      @greentea1396 Před 4 lety

      @@marsimane259 yeah sorry and you don't have to type a whole essay
      I'm sorry for wasting your time typing that essay

    • @marsimane259
      @marsimane259 Před 4 lety +3

      @@greentea1396 oh it's no problem, typing essays on the internet is my passion and aesthetic 😂 have a good day dude 😊

    • @greentea1396
      @greentea1396 Před 4 lety +1

      @@marsimane259 you too :D

    • @undertalegamer8571
      @undertalegamer8571 Před 4 lety

      There's a CaptainSauce video on CZcams where he got 80K likes in 4 hours.