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  • @tnapeepeelu
    @tnapeepeelu Před 2 lety +49

    I just realized Lexi doing her intro twice was a thing to make us mildly infuriated lol

    • @HimariRose-gg1hq
      @HimariRose-gg1hq Před 3 měsíci

      ⁠@Nellie_DellieI didn’t notice she did her intro twice so you’re probably smarter than me

    • @-xxlightwingstudiosxx-51
      @-xxlightwingstudiosxx-51 Před měsícem +1

      It didn’t make me infuriated, it just made me confused. I thought she was doing another take!

    • @EerieYetSoothing
      @EerieYetSoothing Před 14 dny

      Wait, Lexi’s a she?

  • @jakethereaper2060
    @jakethereaper2060 Před 2 lety +2008

    I liked how they used Danganronpa characters like sock puppets to help tell Lexi's story

    • @ilovemenwithlonghair
      @ilovemenwithlonghair Před 2 lety +24

      I do to

    • @Nao_Yayami
      @Nao_Yayami Před 2 lety +28

      Best part of vid

    • @eyeb4ll296
      @eyeb4ll296 Před 2 lety +9

      Yes

    • @saraht0ninn
      @saraht0ninn Před 2 lety +87

      *_Seriously!_* Like the moment I saw Gundham and Kokichi on the screen, I had to pause the video and screenshot this monumental moment. Then I replied to this comment.

    • @Nao_Yayami
      @Nao_Yayami Před 2 lety +6

      @@saraht0ninn Lmao same

  • @LinguaPhiliax
    @LinguaPhiliax Před 2 lety +26

    Repeat after me:
    ADHD is not a "gift". It is a real disorder. The struggles are real.

  • @Makaruu
    @Makaruu Před 2 lety +73

    As someone who's worked as a baker for a while I can confirm that there are always offcuts because each slice needs to be the specific dimensions/size buT there is good news! Instead of wasting them we'd put them aside for the staff to eat during their breaks! Not only did it lessen food waste but it sure as heck boosted moral when someones working a long shift but get a bunch of offcut vanilla slices to nibble on!

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch Před 2 lety +6

      This gives me that tiny bit of hope in humanity. Because some jobs wouldn't do this, even if the benefits outweighed any tiny inconveniences it may not even make.

    • @haven9013
      @haven9013 Před 2 lety +3

      My little cafe did this too. It was awesome getting a kitten sink cookie (a bunch of ingredients like pretzels, choc chips, etc in a basic cookie dough) or brownie bite when we had off cuts

  • @singletona082
    @singletona082 Před 2 lety +381

    The infuriating part to me isn't just the spoons, but it's an open bowl anyone can sneeze or get their fingers in, or a flie or just plain dust and grit from hundreds of people passing by getting in. Ew. No.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Před 2 lety +6

      Same reason I avoid chocolate or cheese fountains.

    • @wah6584
      @wah6584 Před 2 lety

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @greenrena8503
    @greenrena8503 Před 2 lety +97

    OK! Lets try some explanations:
    - The wall toilet paper: If you have a cat, it can't roll the whole role of like that.
    -The of center tea saucer: It's so you have place for your scones.

    • @POSSIBLY.USEFUL
      @POSSIBLY.USEFUL Před 2 lety +3

      Also room for the tea spoon..

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 Před 2 lety +6

      "If you have a cat, it can't roll the whole role of like that." Yes it can...

    • @greenrena8503
      @greenrena8503 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Ashurman666 Ok, it is still a cat.
      But it's more unlikely it can manage it.

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 Před 2 lety

      @@greenrena8503 How? The bit of paper is still hanging loose no matter what the orientation is. The cat can still sink it's claws on it and tug it down

    • @greenrena8503
      @greenrena8503 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Ashurman666 Yes, but the cat can't just scratch the roll and have it all spin of.

  • @jcbrunet2454
    @jcbrunet2454 Před 2 lety +23

    The off-centered cup saucer is to make a "café gourmand", ie coffe with an assortment of bite-sized sweets on the side

  • @dinahmyte3749
    @dinahmyte3749 Před 2 lety +101

    (Edit: I got my initial diagnosis! Only took months of waiting! Still can't afford the full testing, but I got acknowledged! I also got two bonus diagnoses of two kinds of anxiety... go team!)
    As someone struggling to be diagnosed with autism, half of my personality "quirks" are literally symptoms of various things under the ASD umbrella (audio processing disorder and echolalia, dyspraxia with speech acquisition delay, most likely ADHD, my sister was diagnosed with bipolar disorder so maybe something with depression since she gets that from my dad's side.)
    I once had a doctor watch me struggle to tie my shoes at 21 and asked if I was diagnosed with a motor delay. When I explained I grew up hitting my physical marks late but being smart, she asked if I had been evaluated as a kid, I said yes but I was pretty sure they used male metrics so I didn't meet the standards for ADHD or autism at the time (2000? Maybe) since I did well in school. She said that was interesting but wouldn't provide me any way of diagnosis despite literally stating there was something wrong. She said "You've done fine and probably don't want that stigma" or something like that and left.
    I'm 25, with a full time job but my roommate has to button my blouses because I take forever. I wear shoes I don't need to tie. I still struggle with reading analog clocks and telling left from right but I work in Admin and make eye contact so I'm clearly fine... I often "beep" at noises at work, I repeat things, and I just don't talk sometimes, like words can't leave my mouth sometimes.
    But since I didn't have outbursts at school (which, I totally did but they ignored because I grew up poor with teen parents) and did fine academically (despite me telling multiple teachers and counsellors I didn't understand what "author's purpose is? They didn't say any of that, where are you getting that information? No, I don't know what "read deeper" means? I can't read at depths!") and other CLEAR misunderstandings of figurative language, as well as dyscalculia being written off as me being lazy, me clearly not being able to read clocks for years, the fact that I was reading at a college level in the 5th grade but couldn't relate to my peers, the fact that ALL of my eventual friends had diagnosis' of ADHD, autism, or other neurodivergent documentation... and the kicker: multiple TAs, professors, and students asking me if I was autistic or something during my 5 years of college...
    For me, it wasn't ever "I'm not like other girls, I'm unique" it was "why can't I be like other girls? Is something wrong with me? Am I a psychopath? Am I broken?" and it sucked... And my roommate can't afford ADHD medication because it's so regulated because people abuse it. She's struggling daily not being able to think or function easily. (We're also both partially deaf and can't afford hearing aids, so really the entire system hates us)

    • @Pr0pheceye
      @Pr0pheceye Před 2 lety +8

      The more I read this, the more this became a call-out post LOL /lh

    • @DragonGirlStar
      @DragonGirlStar Před 2 lety +4

      Dang, I'm sorry

    • @ChezburgerMusic
      @ChezburgerMusic Před 2 lety

      that sounds a lot like my autism, but without being partially deaf.

    • @szamurainagy7644
      @szamurainagy7644 Před 2 lety +6

      Damn.. i am really sorry..
      you are probably going through a ton of trouble right now.
      I hope you're okay.

    • @kurootetsuro8581
      @kurootetsuro8581 Před 2 lety +1

      i also strugle with some of these things

  • @cobalt.4047
    @cobalt.4047 Před 2 lety +324

    Wasnt expecting Mukuro mid-video to tell me there's no chicken and donuts.

    • @largopist
      @largopist Před 2 lety +4

      thats why you always come prepared

    • @harukoharuhara1863
      @harukoharuhara1863 Před 2 lety +3

      Kokichi and Gundham were there too

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 Před rokem

      Kokichi is adorable

    • @vincentleonard3797
      @vincentleonard3797 Před rokem

      I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Mukuro was told to say that, whether there was chicken and donuts or not.

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 Před rokem +1

      @@vincentleonard3797 I bet she was, because I bet Junko is the manager there and she probably wants to spread despair to all the customers

  • @sssargon8569
    @sssargon8569 Před 2 lety +104

    Toilet Paper being the "backwards" way:
    Cats. My cat will unroll the entire roll onto the ground if he's able to. This way prevents him from doing so, as a downward swipe at it rolls it up and not down

    • @max-isnt-real
      @max-isnt-real Před 2 lety +3

      I completely understand that

    • @minievil9514
      @minievil9514 Před 2 lety +7

      This is the only acceptable reason, have a nice day. You may live.

    • @jefferysturges-noble9216
      @jefferysturges-noble9216 Před 2 lety +2

      My nan and pop don’t have a cat but they do that anyway and it’s annoying

    • @CaTastrophy427
      @CaTastrophy427 Před 2 lety +2

      Also because it's now dangling further from the toilet. Shitty logic, but I've heard it

    • @AALynx
      @AALynx Před 2 lety +1

      I'm so lucky my cat doesn't unroll toilet paper-

  • @timaeusTestifiled
    @timaeusTestifiled Před 2 lety +79

    Lexi is definitely my favorite narrator, her energy is just so bright and she’s really fun to listen to :D

  • @honque2490
    @honque2490 Před 2 lety +7

    11:29 I think the whole problem with this is that the ones who got thirteen are the people who get an answer and pick the closest option whenever they have to do something like this.

  • @MonsterIsABlock
    @MonsterIsABlock Před 2 lety +1153

    EmKay: Can you imagine fishing the spoons?
    And so, a new hobby evolved, spishing!

  • @preposteroussongs5572
    @preposteroussongs5572 Před 2 lety +144

    Mukuro working at KFC is the best thing I've seen today

    • @samugames0
      @samugames0 Před 2 lety +8

      Sorry, the ice cream machine is somewhy crushed

    • @akihiromarlon7090
      @akihiromarlon7090 Před 2 lety +8

      Sorry, the ice cream machine was impaled by the Spears of Gugnir-

    • @harukoharuhara1863
      @harukoharuhara1863 Před 2 lety +2

      @@akihiromarlon7090 that sounds more like an excuse Gundham would use

    • @vincentleonard3797
      @vincentleonard3797 Před 18 dny

      Somehow, I doubt that she's there by herself. 😉

  • @notachocolatecake23
    @notachocolatecake23 Před 2 lety +7

    I'm listening to this video in the background while playing a game. I had to pause it for a cutscene. When I pressed play my brother walked in to tell me something and heard "I've never seen donuts used to commit a war crime, and today is the day to change that!" completely out of context and the look on his face was priceless

  • @mrcephalopod
    @mrcephalopod Před 2 lety +10

    15:00 speaking as a former amazon worker: sometimes the algorithm makes weird decisions for us. Figuring out the more appropriate one can take too long, so we just go with what we're told. The other possibility is that the runners on that floor hadn't restocked their small boxes recently so the big ones were all that worker had

  • @donnybagas6234
    @donnybagas6234 Před 2 lety +65

    "I'VE NEVER SEEN DONUTS USED TO COMMIT A WAR CRIME AND TODAY IS THE DAY TO CHANGE THAT"
    -LEXI 2021

  • @isabellefrost1338
    @isabellefrost1338 Před 2 lety +57

    The underhand toilet paper is what you do to keep pets that play with the rolls from creating a giant pile of toilet paper on the floor, then it becomes a habit even after said pets stop playing with it.

    • @CaptnApathy
      @CaptnApathy Před 2 lety +2

      they just grab the dangly part and pull it down anyway.

    • @ashleypetrini4627
      @ashleypetrini4627 Před 2 lety

      I put my toilet paper the normal way, but the underhand style makes it easier to see if a spider is hiding on your toilet paper.

    • @mimille8201
      @mimille8201 Před 2 lety

      Imagine.... Closing the restroom door ?

  • @dietbunivanah9902
    @dietbunivanah9902 Před 2 lety +3

    Something mildly infuriating to me is that 80% of the time I get a package of Oreos, they're all broken.

  • @seekernova1288
    @seekernova1288 Před 2 lety +13

    Gotta love the 90s. I was diagnosed with ADHD as a child but my mother didn't like how I was on the meds so she refused to get me treated. Now in my 30s I suffer from severe depression and anxiety and just now got the ADHD diagnosis again. I'm treating it this time, but damn this sucks.

  • @Parrapette
    @Parrapette Před 2 lety +192

    I like how lexi has legitimate reasonable explanations for some of the infuriating posts, that's really nice, like being nice about the showerhead and the undercooked steak. It's cool to know the reasons behind some things that may be infuriating, even if it doesn't necessarily make the situation any "better."

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 Před 2 lety +5

      Agreed. It’s some nice lampshading, cause then we don’t need to speculate as much on the “WHY IS IT LIKE THIS”

    • @GreatishTaco
      @GreatishTaco Před 2 lety

      E

    • @immagical7036
      @immagical7036 Před rokem +2

      @@monroerobbins7551love that “lampshading” like the antithesis of gaslighting
      Never heard it before and ima use it lol

  • @christophermorin9036
    @christophermorin9036 Před 2 lety +564

    I'm so sorry Lexi, but that whole chicken donut thing was not mildly infuriating, I would have been LIVID.

    • @wall8466
      @wall8466 Před 2 lety +15

      I would have eaten it and asked for a refund

    • @ChrisHinners008
      @ChrisHinners008 Před 2 lety +6

      Me: looks at the thumbnail
      Also me: starts shaking like tricky from anger

    • @TheBlankOneIsMe
      @TheBlankOneIsMe Před 2 lety +1

      13:18 *I WILL SEND DEATH UPON THIS FAMILY OF HEATHENS!!! BLOOD FOR BLOOD GOD!!!!!! HE WILL BE PLEASED*

    • @madmadammim1971
      @madmadammim1971 Před 2 lety +2

      @@TheBlankOneIsMe blood for the blood god indeed

    • @harukoharuhara1863
      @harukoharuhara1863 Před 2 lety +1

      I would have raged at the person behind the counter if it were me

  • @dineb_bro84
    @dineb_bro84 Před rokem +3

    0:37 Love how he repeats the same thing again...

  • @prowlsleftfoot
    @prowlsleftfoot Před 2 lety +4

    just the fact that lexi is in the danganronpa community gives me another reason to love her as a narrator

  • @vincecuhr5222
    @vincecuhr5222 Před 2 lety +260

    Lexi before adhd medication: "I sleep"
    Lexi after: "real shit"

    • @camerondevoe4549
      @camerondevoe4549 Před 2 lety +4

      Honestly it would be the other way around

    • @PlayerOfCeleste
      @PlayerOfCeleste Před 2 lety +1

      @@camerondevoe4549 yeah ngl

    • @omegadragons321
      @omegadragons321 Před 2 lety +2

      adderall does do that

    • @vizzysfizzys
      @vizzysfizzys Před 2 lety

      very true, side effects often include lack of sleep and lack of appetite lol

    • @puppawws
      @puppawws Před 2 lety +2

      @@vizzysfizzys yeah I have ADHD, And whenever I take my meds I 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 want to eat.

  • @charondusk5608
    @charondusk5608 Před 2 lety +117

    That one about the Lowe's Christmas decorations being out in September is so cute. My local supermarket did an entire aisle for Christmas gifts and shit early, too. Want to know how early?
    *JUNE*
    THEY MADE AN ENTIRE SECTION FOR XMAS IN JUNE.
    And then my family wonders why I become a worse and worse Grinch every year.

  • @catty8479
    @catty8479 Před 2 lety +2

    2:26 this is more for aesthetics, as there are people who are so picky they don't like to eat the brownie from the edge because it "looks ugly."

  • @ultraapple3997
    @ultraapple3997 Před 2 lety +5

    1:05
    I thought it was a honeycomb. 🤦‍♂️

  • @asmodahlia
    @asmodahlia Před 2 lety +39

    I actually really like that off-center saucer! It means I can place my cup and still have room for my spoon, lemon, or to rest the teabag if one was used without having to fish under the cup for them or potentially jostle the cup grabbing them.

    • @lumine7057
      @lumine7057 Před 2 lety

      Hmm actually you are kinda correct!

  • @emorymccomiskey3745
    @emorymccomiskey3745 Před 2 lety +348

    On the topic of the ADHD popularity, while the "trendy" people are obnoxious. I am officially diagnosed, and seeing the others who are diagnosed or do actually have it but weren't allowed/able to be diagnosed out there, it makes me feel less alone, so id rather deal with a few annoying tenders in order to not feel alone.

    • @Idkbro726
      @Idkbro726 Před 2 lety

      Bro what the hell u taking about

    • @emorymccomiskey3745
      @emorymccomiskey3745 Před 2 lety +21

      @@Idkbro726 the reddit post about it being obnoxious about it being "cool" to have ADHD.

    • @peppermint1687
      @peppermint1687 Před 2 lety +12

      I have ADD and it is not cool at all

    • @claycountydays
      @claycountydays Před 2 lety +20

      Yeah I get that, I am currently unable to get a diagnosis due to financial problems, and it sucks because I'm both treated like a "trendy" person and am unable to get medication. :/

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Idkbro726 mood. Both my folks have ADHD, I wasn’t diagnosed til I was like, 16, and for the longest time, I just thought I was stupid.

  • @teresaschnaider4450
    @teresaschnaider4450 Před 2 lety +3

    2:20 My family used that maze brownie pan and it's amazingly good. Almost every piece is the outside and it's awesome.

    • @owenkellogg3130
      @owenkellogg3130 Před rokem

      Thanks! I was wondering if it worked and was worth ordering.

  • @rollingthunder1043
    @rollingthunder1043 Před 2 lety +7

    Can I just say how weirdly wholesome it is to hear Lexi read "ass" as "arse" despite being American/Canadian (forgive me, I'm not sure which she is and the accent isn't helping enough)

  • @tikiriki9619
    @tikiriki9619 Před 2 lety +157

    Lexi is part of the Danganronpa fandom... I am 600% happier than I was❤️

  • @13thfullmoon3
    @13thfullmoon3 Před 2 lety +387

    Thank you Lexi, seeing the Halloween decorations with the Christmas ones really gets under my skin.

    • @makenziescherzer6657
      @makenziescherzer6657 Před 2 lety +6

      Saaaaaaame!

    • @aceinspace4340
      @aceinspace4340 Před 2 lety +9

      I'm working at Michael's and Christmas stuff came in 1 1/2 weeks ago. Though Halloween stuff came in like late August and sold out fast.
      Still frustrating though

    • @DylanLisansky
      @DylanLisansky Před 2 lety +7

      I saw a New Year's cake a few weeks ago.

    • @aceinspace4340
      @aceinspace4340 Před 2 lety +7

      @@DylanLisansky wow, someone's eager for this year to be over

    • @DylanLisansky
      @DylanLisansky Před 2 lety +6

      @@aceinspace4340 I'm pretty sure that the cake would spoil before Halloween too.

  • @calebsutton6798
    @calebsutton6798 Před 2 lety +2

    I am incredibly infuriated at the fact that the brownies on the edge were left perfectly in perfectly in a rim

  • @romanvolotov
    @romanvolotov Před 2 lety +3

    as a russian, the russian cursive part was actually reasonable. this indeed is how it looks. those photos though... they are something else. i probably wouldn't understand like a single word if i saw a text like that in person.
    and now imagine russian cursive doctor's handwriting... it's terrifying

  • @wasntwas
    @wasntwas Před 2 lety +126

    Got a bad teacher? Write them an essay in Russian cursive. Trust me, this will be fine

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 Před 2 lety +12

      Bloody hell cryliic has a cursive form, granted i can't read cryliic so it already seem super complicated to me.

  • @uncontrolledchaos8701
    @uncontrolledchaos8701 Před 2 lety +143

    The most mildly infuriating thing in this video is “meat and cheese salad”
    You’re my favorite narrator, Lexi, but w h a t t h e f * c k

    • @GoodWormDoctor
      @GoodWormDoctor Před 2 lety +5

      Meat and cheese salad? Could be worse…bologna cake

    • @yifeiisbad2587
      @yifeiisbad2587 Před 2 lety +1

      robin is like 0.01 above lexi lol

    • @GoodWormDoctor
      @GoodWormDoctor Před 2 lety +6

      @@yifeiisbad2587 they’re both utter chaos, Robin being a break your knees ally and Lexi being a bust your spinal column trans mom

    • @yifeiisbad2587
      @yifeiisbad2587 Před 2 lety +3

      @@GoodWormDoctor lol yeah
      im still watching the video im at 15:17

    • @thesun7787
      @thesun7787 Před 2 lety +1

      @@GoodWormDoctor this... this is such an unusual and very specific description. I absolutely love it and you're totally right.

  • @GamerBarnes
    @GamerBarnes Před 2 lety +2

    We used to use those tea cup saucers in a cafe I worked at, I think it's offset so biscuits and sugar packets etc could fit on there

  • @XperimentorEES
    @XperimentorEES Před 2 lety +2

    5:47 While I agree there might not be enough people or time to get everything clean, you wouldn't believe how many hospitals deliberately run skeleton crews to save money despite being one of the most profitable businesses in the world.

  • @2wo5ifty6ix.
    @2wo5ifty6ix. Před 2 lety +302

    Emkay: Imagine fishing the spoons out of the pot-
    Me: *_NEW DINNER AQUIRED_*

    • @mrzerogaming4012
      @mrzerogaming4012 Před 2 lety +7

      Nooooooo....
      Noooooooooo.....
      Dooontt.........
      Stoooppppppp...............
      Look I am telling you PUT THAT FUCKING SPOON DOWN

    • @splash1934
      @splash1934 Před 2 lety +8

      are you salad fingers by any chance?

    • @2wo5ifty6ix.
      @2wo5ifty6ix. Před 2 lety +2

      @@splash1934 *_M A Y B E_*

    • @splash1934
      @splash1934 Před 2 lety +4

      @@2wo5ifty6ix. thank you, I can now peacefully be concerned.

    • @2wo5ifty6ix.
      @2wo5ifty6ix. Před 2 lety +1

      @@splash1934 LMAO

  • @jbennett3067
    @jbennett3067 Před 2 lety +22

    There are 2 legitimate reasons to orient your toilet paper that way: kids and pets. Both of those will happily bat at the tp roll until it's a massive pile on the floor. Putting it backwards keeps it from unrolling like that.

    • @Kiwi-Bird.
      @Kiwi-Bird. Před 2 lety

      some where I lerned that tolets can spray germs up to 6 feet away from the toilet, so I feal like the toilet paper would just be rubing up agenst a germy wall...

    • @jbennett3067
      @jbennett3067 Před 2 lety

      @@Kiwi-Bird. It's just as likely to be sprayed with those germs as the wall behind it, don't you think?

    • @MurdocsMinion
      @MurdocsMinion Před 2 lety

      As I mentioned in my comment, my primary reason is to avoid spiders nestling between the sheets. It happened once, and I never want to have it happen again.

    • @jbennett3067
      @jbennett3067 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MurdocsMinion Okay, make that 3 legitimate reasons. Not that anyone needs to have a particular reason. Some people have a preference, and some people just don't care. Not a big deal for me.

  • @IceSpiderGaming
    @IceSpiderGaming Před 2 lety +5

    7:47
    First time I got meds for my ADHD (more of ADD for me), they worked perfectly, until I got used to them, so I got stronger ones (same I have now, I think) and they work fine, first time off of them for like a trip or something, I almost threw up bc how dizzy I was.

  • @DTMRoleplays
    @DTMRoleplays Před 2 lety +2

    5:03 “if you’re a chef and like to cook all the time.”
    Me who’s a chef: Like to cook? Oh we don’t like to cook ohohoho nonono. That extra taste in the food we serve. Yeah that’s hatred and anguish.

  • @runikwolf7755
    @runikwolf7755 Před 2 lety +75

    The only acceptable reason for wall-facing toilet paper: pets that mess with the rolls constantly. Otherwise I will at minimum silently judge the person who did it.

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth Před 2 lety +2

      It also lets you quickly tear some off with one hand without unrolling yards of it.

    • @PanzerShrek94
      @PanzerShrek94 Před 2 lety +1

      mine is just on top of the washing machine.which is right in front of the toilet.

  • @doctornotprofessor
    @doctornotprofessor Před 2 lety +160

    for those of you wondering what twenty in spanish actually is: "veinte" (note that Vs in spanish are pronounced like a B; sometimes, thanks for the correction)

    • @adamchmielewski6162
      @adamchmielewski6162 Před 2 lety +1

      I’m learning Spanish now, and could tell you that off by heart

    • @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername
      @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername Před 2 lety +4

      Damn so many bots-

    • @evelyntessman2345
      @evelyntessman2345 Před 2 lety +5

      @MIA KHALIFA💞 bot
      people who see this do not click the links its probably a scam and kids, do NOT click this it is very innapropriate and something that will get you in trouble if your parents see what could be on the link. Plus the links could put virusses in your device so please do not click the links.

    • @evelyntessman2345
      @evelyntessman2345 Před 2 lety +1

      yea i'm learning spanish right now and i can confirm that this is true

    • @err0r_fox686
      @err0r_fox686 Před 2 lety +5

      Native speaker here. It actually depends on your dialect. I can’t remember where specifically it’s pronounced like a V, but I personally flip between them or even do both at the same time. (I’m Dominican)

  • @BlueWolf-ks6om
    @BlueWolf-ks6om Před rokem +3

    11:36 In the maths question, if you do it by order and forget bidmas or whatever you call it and just do to 2 + 2 first then times by 4 you get 16 and that applies to some higher knowledge in A-level maths that I can't be bothered to explain. So they are right in terms of imaginary number but if you are on about real numbers the answer would be 10.

  • @NatsumenoKage
    @NatsumenoKage Před 2 lety +1

    The senior living meal is chicken and dumplings, with California blend. The gray thing was a cauliflower floret at some point. The chicken and dumplings are canned, and the California blend comes in frozen.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles Před 2 lety +133

    8 subreddit suggestions:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    This is my 381st day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

  • @harl3quinn
    @harl3quinn Před 2 lety +5

    8:26 That, my friend, is multiple food safety violations in a box.

  • @hollyhartwick3832
    @hollyhartwick3832 Před 2 lety

    I can think of exactly one valid excuse for reversing the loo paper. If you have a pet that likes to unwind the roll, turning it around can prevent unwinding.

  • @zephcat
    @zephcat Před 2 lety

    Lexi: Heaven forbid you MIX THE TWO-
    The Nightmare Before Christmas: *sad spoopy noises*

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 Před 2 lety +35

    If you buy a Lamborghini and drive it in something like a neighborhood or a school Zone,
    You might as well buy an RTX 3080 and use it to play the chrome Dino game

  • @willpowlesland5374
    @willpowlesland5374 Před 2 lety +8

    2:41
    This may have been said already, but basically that saucer is intentionally not centred so that there is more space for biscuits (or marshmallows if you have hot chocolate) on the side. I've seen these a lot in tearooms and cafés.

  • @wetlettuce4768
    @wetlettuce4768 Před 2 lety +1

    2:36 As a British person I can confirm that's where the biscuits go.

  • @brianargo4595
    @brianargo4595 Před 2 lety

    There is one good reason I've ever found for mounting the roll backwards. If you have a cat that likes to bat the roll, it will usually keep it from unrolling

  • @tybois74
    @tybois74 Před 2 lety +7

    @5:55: Pandemic aside, as a former EVS/Housekeeping person in a Level II hospital here in the US, there is absolutely ZERO excuse for this! NONE! Not only does a person clean the room, but an assistant supervisor come behind and check it, but then the shift supervisor check it. But the shift nurse and the nurse assigned to that room check the room as well. They are STRICT on cleanliness and that was pre-COVID. This would have been caught at least 5 times over.
    This is a MAJOR breakdown in the system and even with the Pandemic, there is still no excuse. That amount of mold, dirt, and grime would take at least a year or more to form. Disgusting.

    • @puppawws
      @puppawws Před 2 lety

      I think my profile explains how I feel, after reading this.
      It's truly disgusting how it would take a year? . Nobody checked or bothered to clean it.?!

  • @gamer708886
    @gamer708886 Před 2 lety +32

    7:40 Yes it is infuriating, and Emkay itself has been guilty of this exact thing. NO, getting annoyed at an out of place tile DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE OCD!!!! I cannot stress that enough! I have diagnosed OCD and people on the internet who claim that usually miss every point of OCD; The "broken record" looping thoughts aka the obsession, followed by the nonsensical rituals aka the compulsion. >:(

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz Před 2 lety +1

      oh wait this is reminding me if I locked my door yet, and it's probably locked BUT I NEED TO CHECK

    • @scientistservant
      @scientistservant Před 2 lety +1

      I have OCD and without my medication it’s a nightmare. Pisses me off when people think it’s just about neatness :(

    • @themoonchild7302
      @themoonchild7302 Před 2 lety +1

      As someone who has ocd…THANK YOU
      Ocd isn’t a personality trait. It isn’t trendy! It’s a real disorder that’s sucks!!!!! Although “neatness” can be part of it, usually it is accompanied by a panic disorder and thinking something bad will happen all because the stuff isn’t in the order you usually put it in

    • @GoodWormDoctor
      @GoodWormDoctor Před 2 lety +2

      My brother and mom have OCD, and it’s crippling for them. I have undiagnosed possible adhd, and an uneven tile deeply upsets me, but it’s not ocd

    • @gotchalmao3047
      @gotchalmao3047 Před 2 lety +3

      Having to check your pockets every 10 seconds, opening and closing a door 7 times in a row with your keys to check if it's really closed, brushing your teeth for 10 minutes because it still doesnt feel clean enough, a.k.a. very cool quirky thing

  • @erikawilliams9558
    @erikawilliams9558 Před rokem

    "What did you even eat...a graphics card?" Omg that's awesome. Lolol

  • @duckl1ng475
    @duckl1ng475 Před rokem

    9:52 EmKay:
    thinking having a circular jigsaw is cool.
    Me: having a butterfly shaped jigsaw with butterfly shaped pieces.

  • @vonekiller
    @vonekiller Před 2 lety +18

    You had it right pretty much why the circle wasn’t centred in the middle of the plate, so if you have tea you can put your biscuits/snacks on the bigger side

  • @zyzzy-ko4ww
    @zyzzy-ko4ww Před 2 lety +3

    1:07 What next, a honeycomb with one hexagon facing the wrong way?
    3:37 A Halloween tree?
    6:42 SUPER EPIC FAIL!
    9:41 Talk about weird puzzle pieces!
    11:29 (2+2)x4=16 but 2+(2x4)=10
    12:55 Which puzzle piece fits here, anyway!
    16:20 AEIOUY, not AEIOUW!

  • @erinhollow773
    @erinhollow773 Před 2 lety +1

    0:51 Marcos is ruthless when it comes to ads. I can't even remember what their pizza tastes like because all I remember is the advertising

  • @bruhitskyle
    @bruhitskyle Před 2 lety +1

    i could vibe to the emkay music for years

  • @Aelvir114
    @Aelvir114 Před 2 lety +8

    “I’ve never seen donuts used to commit a warcrime and today is the day to change that.” - Lexi

  • @okay9498
    @okay9498 Před 2 lety +13

    3:12
    the danganronpa memes omg-

    • @morganevans9566
      @morganevans9566 Před 2 lety +5

      LITERALLY! It was so out of place I was not expecting that lmao

    • @JaloDB
      @JaloDB Před 2 lety

      Danganronpa is epic

  • @lovecraftianwaffle2885
    @lovecraftianwaffle2885 Před 2 lety +4

    2:21 I have that pan!!

  • @Loetkolbenbrandblase4712

    That toilet paper roll is the international indicator for "I have cats".

  • @omegahacker5798
    @omegahacker5798 Před 2 lety +5

    14:13
    oh hey look it's *EVERY FREAKING CARTOON DOCUMENT EVER*
    and now i know it's freaking RUSSIAN CURSIVE

  • @americancountryball2077
    @americancountryball2077 Před 2 lety +35

    Nobody not even Ryan Reynolds:
    My phone when I’m trying to sleep: HEY EMKAY POSTED WAKE UP HEY HEY!

  • @Le_Flatfish
    @Le_Flatfish Před rokem

    2:35 well, some tea/coffe plates are designed to have biscuits or other small snacks next to the cup, however most of those tend to be rectangle shaped, and not round with a weird offset

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 Před 2 lety +1

    3:55 ... my first "date" (dining out) was like 8 bucks per person and we paid separately. The date was crashed a couple of minutes in with an obnoxious classmate walking in saying "HEYYY! Didn't see you there! Don't mind if I sit down!" (It wasn't even a question from him, he just plopped down and kept licking his lips excessively after each bite, some sort of tick I guess. A very awkward first date with a sudden third-wheeler but hey, my date and I are still going strong after almost 12 years lol and we have a funny story to tell people)

  • @jungkookslefttoenail
    @jungkookslefttoenail Před 2 lety +8

    Lexi talking about her slight disdain towards hardware stores or just ANY store stocking up Christmas decorations super early makes me chuckle a bit and look at our country's unspoken tradition of celebrating the holidays as early as mid-August.
    And the decoration clashing around October, too. Happens almost every year...

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 Před 2 lety +49

    Hey Lexi. You probably won't see this but are you doing okay girl? You seem a bit less chaotic in this video.

  • @Septemberox
    @Septemberox Před 2 lety

    11/10 best edit of this video: the screen shake at the end of the syrup intro 😂

  • @yumikoharuka4817
    @yumikoharuka4817 Před 2 lety +1

    the danganronpa sprites at a KFC single handedly made my day

  • @TiredCorvid07
    @TiredCorvid07 Před 2 lety +8

    I just went through a tough breakup today and idk what I’d do if it weren’t for this channel, thank you to everyone on the Emkay team for making people’s days better

  • @SilverSaiyanAce
    @SilverSaiyanAce Před 2 lety +3

    7:25 as someone who has ADHD Autism and OCD stuff like that absolutely pisses me off.

  • @nexxusty
    @nexxusty Před 2 lety

    That brownie pan is engaging.
    Who leaves edges? They're BY FAR the best part.

  • @MackyClemen
    @MackyClemen Před 2 lety

    5:21 The gmail one is actually built-in, saved me a number of times where I was trying to send an important .pdf on an email

  • @evelyntessman2345
    @evelyntessman2345 Před 2 lety +26

    I like how i can actually relate to Lexi as she/they are one of my favorite narrators on the channel and watching videos with her or robin or anyone on the channel always make me feel better when i'm sad.
    Thank you Emkay members for making these videos as they can make my day better as the time i wrote this comment i am sick but this is helping to take my mind off of it :)
    Again, thank you for making these videos and making my day and other peoples days better :)

  • @samuelsossa4160
    @samuelsossa4160 Před 2 lety +23

    I still think that they should put the intro in the middle of the video in a mildly infuriating video :)

  • @TunettiSpaghetti
    @TunettiSpaghetti Před rokem +1

    This specific human scares me and I have no idea why.

  • @masonchristensen1392
    @masonchristensen1392 Před 2 lety

    "I've never seen donuts used in a war crime, and today is the day to change that."
    -Emkay 2021

  • @cujoedaman
    @cujoedaman Před 2 lety +6

    3:24 I once had an argument with somehow about how Christmas comes out earlier every year and they kept countering with "but people buy it, so they put it out earlier" and other similar things. Finally I said "is it that or is it that everyone buys it because it's put out earlier every year and that's all you can buy?"
    I didn't get a reply.

  • @yvetteszentesi6077
    @yvetteszentesi6077 Před 2 lety +3

    15:35 - "Dude y'all need paint on your walls"
    I spat out my tea XD.

  • @Fairymoon13
    @Fairymoon13 Před 2 lety

    Fun fact about amazon packing. I worked for them for a while and I can tell you that we are literally told we are not allowed to size down boxes. Its exesseively large for what we're packing? Well to bad. Pack it anyways. Only time we were allowed to change the box size from what the computer told us was when they box was to small. In case someone was wondering why that happens so often with amazon boxes.

  • @SnowNgEsabind
    @SnowNgEsabind Před 2 lety

    The toilet paper: Ever have a cat paw at it? It prevents them from rolling it all on the floor.

  • @satanssockpuppet
    @satanssockpuppet Před 2 lety +5

    2:36
    I imagine the center of the saucer is not, well in the center, so there is enough room for the biscuit on the side to enjoy with your tea

  • @SongbirdOwl
    @SongbirdOwl Před 2 lety +5

    4:18 No, they ate poorly cut brisket coated in cheap gold foil. They also spent quite a bit of time making fun of 'all the poor people getting mad and upset' (actually just puzzled and annoyed with her showboating).

  • @jasonnightshade8319
    @jasonnightshade8319 Před 2 lety

    Fun fact about that Christmas thing coming early, in some parts of the world, the celebration of Halloween is banned for being a “pagan holiday”

  • @MonsterRPG91
    @MonsterRPG91 Před měsícem

    I used to work at a Lowes, I asked about the mailbox on my first year there, it's so kids who want to write a letter to Santa can send one off, and the Lowes employees are supposed to make sure the mail gets sent off to the post office

  • @dragonwolf2b436
    @dragonwolf2b436 Před 2 lety +6

    5:15: "a gmail extention that would look for... you know, something attached on your body"
    I think that even google wouldn't go that far XD.
    Sidenote: I do know what you meant Lexi, but it was just a funny way how you said it

  • @BlockBlazer
    @BlockBlazer Před 2 lety +2

    13:10 I have no idea why I recognise this "vacuum monster" thing.

  • @jellyduh5641
    @jellyduh5641 Před rokem +2

    14:08 it’s not cap. My mom writes in russian cursive and it’s hell when I try to read anything.

  • @Chill_Techz
    @Chill_Techz Před rokem +1

    8:42 they givin grandma the school food treatment 💀💀💀💀 (edit) 10:01 they givin kids the grandma treatment 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @sillykristy
    @sillykristy Před 2 lety +5

    3:00 a few days ago I bought chicken tenders from a truck stop. One of them was just bread, like someone just dropped a chicken-tender-sized lump of dough in the fryer and sold it as a chicken tender.

  • @agent_frenchfries1423
    @agent_frenchfries1423 Před 2 lety +12

    Yay! More Lexi! She seems like she leaves for a month and randomly appears

  • @VoVilliaCorp
    @VoVilliaCorp Před 2 lety

    "did you eat a graphics card!?" That got me lmao

  • @TylerFurrison
    @TylerFurrison Před rokem

    "never letting kids use my crap again"
    Which is why I never let a family friend's child play on our Xbox, because he was spoiled and never got told "no"