My parents had friends who were chemists, they used to make Quaaludes in their garage when I was a kid. I didn't figure out until years later (when I was like 14 or something and started smoking weed, lol) that the reason they were always down to watch cartoons with me was all the weed they were always smoking 😂
The fence guy missed one, climbed a fence once in high school, those “twisty shits” weren’t twisted and I feel at the top and hung from my arm while having to push myself off on my tippy toes, still have a scar
My daughter once overheard the adults talking about a mistress, and wanted to know what it was. So I pointed to the star on the front of a Mercedes, and told her that's a mistress, and forgot about it. When she was grown up she came visiting one day, she was laughing her butt off, telling me how she finally found out that week that the Mercedes star is not a mistress.
Reminds me of something Danny Sugarman wrote about his dad being a beltmaker. "My dad made belts like God made people. Very controversially & probably not at all" (Wonderland Avenue)
Why everything they done at my or whoever those grown adult doing he blame it at my back what about me drive your child to school curse me he won't do it what about me ,,,,I can't pass test and more everything someone do curse him make joke on him he'll take it as a joke curse me what bout me I'm stealing all bad thing I do what you gotta say dont play with me anymore don't do it to me anymore take it as a joke what about me spread me your not an child anymore you're an grown adult 23 to keep on annoying bullying still ,,,,those child that keep on saying oh they're kids those 23 years old it okay to bullying and more will get arrested you'll doing it on purpose the way the treat you your bullying harassing 23 years old got to stop ....you'll get arrested jail stay away from me and my dad thrash better stop telling them they're child they okay to do it to me,,,cause you'll go to jail get deported.....you're an grown adult u not an kids way older than me 25 ,26 up I'm sorry I type 23 years of age at the top......
“Pasquali’s Top Buttons”!!! Lol. Hilarious!
AJ Soprano grew up, got jacked, and started doing comedy
Thousand questions one really got me
Literally one question 😂
Your impression of the dad's friends sounds exactly like some of MY dad's friends xD
My parents had friends who were chemists, they used to make Quaaludes in their garage when I was a kid. I didn't figure out until years later (when I was like 14 or something and started smoking weed, lol) that the reason they were always down to watch cartoons with me was all the weed they were always smoking 😂
Thats so cool 😂
I lost it on twisty shits😂
😂😂 me too
Crowd's not loud enough 😂😂😂
"can i see a business card?"
"what tha? get out here. 'can i see a buisness card?"
The fence guy missed one, climbed a fence once in high school, those “twisty shits” weren’t twisted and I feel at the top and hung from my arm while having to push myself off on my tippy toes, still have a scar
😂😂😂😂
Chris Distefano seems like if Biff Tannen was actually a cool person
I have had this exact thought before there is just something there about it
accent is so accurate
I think he's Italian? But New York Italian, I think. I'm not sure tho so dont quote me but yeah
Thick jerma
What ?
@@ruskov5685 thick jerma
Was literally about to comment Buff Jerma
My daughter once overheard the adults talking about a mistress, and wanted to know what it was. So I pointed to the star on the front of a Mercedes, and told her that's a mistress, and forgot about it. When she was grown up she came visiting one day, she was laughing her butt off, telling me how she finally found out that week that the Mercedes star is not a mistress.
Reminds me of something Danny Sugarman wrote about his dad being a beltmaker.
"My dad made belts like God made people. Very controversially & probably not at all" (Wonderland Avenue)
He was too soft to continue the family business lmfao 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm an industrialist.
(Yes I stole that line lol)
Chris Distefano.... Douglas Distefano from Ft Lauderdale...any relation??? Do do do do...do do do do!! Ha!!
He's CUUTE!!
He's gay
Gigulio's Knife Handle Blood Cleaner
Gombomatto Umbaccio's Pizza Crust Trimmer
Hilarious!!😅
😂😂😂😂😂
Flash backs
Atleast he's got great teeth...
😂
That was funny
How is this not funny lmao yall buggy
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why everything they done at my or whoever those grown adult doing he blame it at my back what about me drive your child to school curse me he won't do it what about me ,,,,I can't pass test and more everything someone do curse him make joke on him he'll take it as a joke curse me what bout me I'm stealing all bad thing I do what you gotta say dont play with me anymore don't do it to me anymore take it as a joke what about me spread me your not an child anymore you're an grown adult 23 to keep on annoying bullying still ,,,,those child that keep on saying oh they're kids those 23 years old it okay to bullying and more will get arrested you'll doing it on purpose the way the treat you your bullying harassing 23 years old got to stop ....you'll get arrested jail stay away from me and my dad thrash better stop telling them they're child they okay to do it to me,,,cause you'll go to jail get deported.....you're an grown adult u not an kids way older than me 25 ,26 up I'm sorry I type 23 years of age at the top......
Literally so unfunny.
Yeah not his best work
@@livshoemaker1385 I think we found the two mobsters.
Now he needs to work on being funny
😂😂😂