British Slang Doesn’t Make Any Sense - Chris Distefano
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- čas přidán 13. 12. 2019
- Chris Distefano compares American words to their British equivalents and suggests Ben Franklin would have been a better president than George Washington. (Contains strong language.)
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He is the perfect mix of highschool jock and 60s Italian mafia
Cause his dad called him Chrissy.
Fantastic description
@@whytower That's what my Gramma calls me😂
why Mafia, does he remind you of The Godfather I’m confused , Id say Jock and Guedo
It’s what it is
this is guy is every Mike i ever met in long island
Sebastian 2.0
My dads name is mike and he lives in long island...i get what you are saying😁
This is guy, yesssssssss
On Long Island*
When I read comments like this I feel like English isn't your primary language .but then I realize auto correct is a bitch
"I'm not going to your haunted 'f'king' house." LOL!
Also nobody says ‘would you like some spirits?’ Maybe ‘would you like to come and get plastered?’....and I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere
@Joe S Yeah I use 'brilliant' a lot but it's rarely for something positive. Recently my zip broke on my boot 'bloody brilliant!'
TheLadyDelirium I’ve heard the opposite of what you just said. So yea.
He wouldn’t come to mine, I was very disappointed 😔😉
That got me😂
“No thank you Benny Frank keeps it wet”😂
Boonie Bound. I read it as he said
Phank you lmao
I was scrolling the moment he said that 😂
I don't know why! But all I could think about was the alternative 'No fanky Benny Franky keeps it lanky'
That crowd was not feeling those Benny Frank jokes but those were great.
Carlos Allison I died during those jokes!
they laughed the hardest during that part ...
@@huckleberrylachow2202 exactly... what's that guy talking about lol
Are we watching the same video?
Amen
"Have you met Julisa"😆 great ending.
So good!
Hello
As a Brit I find his English accent hilarious. He's a funny guy.
funny how? like he's a clown? he amuses you?
Ricardo Milos he said he was hilarious. What are you? Slow?
@@chipfadawada that reference went straight over your head. What are you, slow?
Fank you
one might say he's brilliant
"No thank you, Benny Fran keeps it wet" with the little chuckle afterward convinces me that Chris Distefano is actually real-life Schmidt
He is sooo underrated it’s nuts. How is this guy not well known. Super funny.
Mor Mordchaev hes very well known!!
Clickbait that’s okay. Your sense of Humour might be different. All is good.
Kelly L in NY area, but he is not nationally well known.
Because he’s nothing new in the comedy industry
Honestly not funny at all, this is just a perfect example of what American humour is.
CZcams: Chris DiStef-
Me: *CLICKKK*
Facts.
@@xyzlmno4631 This is true. There has been only one fact stated.
“What’s a pro noun?” “Is that like a noun in the NBA?” 😂
Back to back World War champs lol
Should have said back to back last minute world war substitutes 😂👍
Yeah, sounded weird. But that's probably american education.
Back to back world war arms dealers and champion country destabilizer
I’ll agree with ya on WWI. The USA came in during 1918 and we should have never gone. But I can’t help but laugh when I hear Brits talk about how thy did all the heavy lifting during WWII. Your shitty little sceptered isle would have been steamrolled by the Nazis had the USA not taken pity on you and sent supplies constantly. We even kept doing it after you had no more money. Hell, the Swedes wouldn’t accept pound notes because they thought you would be crushed. They only accepted pay,ent in gold. And if the USA had focused on annihilating Japan right away your country would have fallen. And if we took a well deserved break before hopping over to Europe it would have been justifiable.
@@redram5150 Therapy is cheap. Just saying.
"Back to back world war champs" my dude got me with that one
Funniest joke I've heard since the one about Iraq having WMDs.
@@johnwalshaw7362 👍 Agreed!
America came in at the end u r not o.g
@@1kwithnovideochallenge54 dawg, im Israeli
@@metzyahrosenstein4827 that name screams Murcia
“That’s why I have a Puerto Rican daughter” 😂😂😂😂
“Could I get some dragonsoup too?” Yes actually. We have that.
Viste jeg ikke
Love a tin of dragon soup
You gotta go to Wales for that
Dragonsoooop
It's gets you where you need to be innit
Bennie Frank wasn’t just hitting the skins all through the 13 colonies. They made the mistake of sending him to France and he was getting so much he didn’t do his just AND refused to come back.
“Yea uhh.. no thank you, Benny frank keeps it wet” best thing I’ve heard in years.
I kind of want to hate him, but like I can’t. He’s hilarious. Self awareness ftw
He's like the Coldplay of comedy
You kind of want to hate him? Why? Because he's a straight white male??
James Connor nah i kind of wanna hate him cause hes from brooklyn lol
@@RobertsonIsland i see i see... He doesn't seem like one of those vegan soy eating turds tho
@@richardjames1751 exactly. Also, id like to see the OP answer your question. Something tells me (insert pronoun here) isn't pissed @ him bcuz he's from BK. Lol. Bro I'm not white & I feel you. Smh. Bcuz after the PC culture destroys y'all guess where theyre coming. Smh
It did make me feel rather magical when I discovered that my ancestors were one of the most prolific raindeer hunters in human history.
That’s pretty dope
Watch his 9/11 Story. Priceless.
"Sven, listen" 😂
when he made his little chapstick comment i had just started putting chapstick on and i got really scared for a minute
This guy has so much potential he could actually be super funny even if he did dry bar comedy.
He's a lifer!
This guy is hilarious.. "Why the F do you look like that?!"
You have barista face 😂
Brilliant! 🤣
I love him!!! He’s outrageously funny!! He doesn’t give a f**k😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't put his genre of comedy into words. Dumb jock humor as others have said seems to be on point but he doesn't seem unintelligent.
Jaiden Fox he's so self-aware and brilliant. He's like every idiot dodobird douchebag we grew up with..... Because he WAS ONE.... But he seems to have grown up and recognized his own ridiculousness and the ridiculousness of where we grew up.
He legit has a PhD in real life.
He has a podcast called History Hyenas. He’s legitimately an extremely curious and pretty smart person, but also really self-aware and knows he’s not an expert on any of the topics. Also it’s hilarious 😂
@@nataliaalfonso2662 believing you can 'grow up' is a paradox.
The acai bowl joke was underappreciated
This is a very well crafted 6 minutes. At 3 minutes, he has rattled off some incredible punchlines. Big fan!
Very few comedians can leave me in awe while I'm dying of laughter. His observations are so spot on, it's insane
"I keeps it wet" - Benny Frank
Can't lie, he's pretty funny
The best part is him talking about how dumb he is while he holds a PhD.
Damn does he? I assumed he was a physical therapy assistant from interviews.
Matthew Copeland his doctoral degree is in physical therapy.
DPT actually.
People really need to realize being an educated physical therapist doesn't make you an "educated" person. Like, reading books in your own home can boost your intelligance and smarts more. You don't learn about the world at all the curses.
Jill Biden has a PhD as well, so.....
Oh my god when he asked if they wanted to be together and she said, "He does!" My soul got crushed right along with him 😭
I’m so glad they posted this! I can never get enough Chris Distefano!! Always makes me laugh!!
Facts
S’s wswwzx
Dude keeps popping up on my recommended and I've enjoyed all of the vids
as a puerto rican “have you met julisa” is so funny and had me dying
As a Brit I’m guessing he didn’t come to Essex 😂 nothing is brilliant, it’s all “sick bruv!” 😂
Or Glasgow where its everythings a belter.
And what's funny is he doesn't realize that the American habit of saying everything is amazing or awesome is the same devaluing of language that saying "brilliant" about everything is.
A noun in the NBA!! 😂😂
There wasnt any uk slang here!?
I dont think he went to England.
Init
Exactly
He mentioned 3 words in the beginning, you have the attention span of an autistic squirrel. One of the words was spirits by the way.
Big N U T those words aren’t slang though, they’re the actual words here, slang is something entirely different.
This was funny af
“Uh oh, times up”
The
Fucking
Best
😂😂😂
"No thank you, Benny Frank keeps it wet"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:03 i see your british brilliant and raise you the american 'awesome'
That's actually a pretty good point
@@matthewmorris5893 Americans don't say awesome anywhere near as brits say brillliant
Americans have better vocabulary with respect to adjectives.
The Brits seem to know only one adjective - brilliant
Great material !
This is terrific :)
He’s like high school jock mixed with a cool 10 year old at the same time
“A noun in the NBA” - 😂 😂
This is his best set I’ve seen 😂
This set is brilliant!
I’m not sure Septics are in a position to comment on English. We say Autumn which is derived from the Latin Autumnus - literal definition ‘changing of the seasons’. You say fall because the leaves fall down. Brilliant
"What's a pronoun, a noun in the NBA" 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is hilarious 😂
Didn't feel the Norway jokes.. The spirits part on point! 😂😂
“Back to back world war champs” that’s literally perfect
Back to back world war champs that line killed me
Hes genuinely mad funny 😂
love this guy
"Whats a pronoun? Like a noun in the NBA?"
Yeah okay, we say brilliant every so often in the UK, but coming from a nation that thinks and says everything is "awesome", I think you win in the overstatement stakes.
I think it's a tie, really.
Lol, you’re triggered bro. Take the L.
UK be taking L’s.
Haha it’s a joke dude
Ees only joke, y u Heff 2 b mad?
It's funny you should say that because I've always thought that UK 'brilliant' was equivalent to the US "awesome"
Loved this! He is doing actual comedy without walking on eggshells! Really funny!
Killed it!!!
my favorite comedian starting today
I was like wtf is that Shia LaBeouf
“Benny Frank keeps it wet.” I fucking lost it
I love what he said at 2:30 I’m dying 😂
Crowd work on point lmao
That was legitimately funny
Duuude, this ended way too quickly! I was enjoying it. I actually laughed out loud. Never heard of him before.
good to see chris blowin up eh. love the pod
That sirname/surname joke got me.
This guy is the funniest has amazing original content with something in there for everyone in his audience. Thats how you do comedy your amazing man
You have reindeer?! Flying around?
"I was like isn't that heroin" Chris is great!!!! I saw him and Emma Willman one after the other at The Comedy Cellar a while ago it was charisma overload
Yo this dude is funny AF...
The best one was the haunted house...
We have spirits! GTFOH 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's right about our tendency to describe everything as "brilliant. We even had a sketch in one of our comedies (The Fast Show) about a kid who lists everything he talks about as brilliant.
It's like us calling everything "awesome" whether it's worthy of awe or not lol
CHEESY PEAS
Don't they teach vocabulary in your country? You should know more adjectives than brilliant dude.
You are fabulous! I live you!
THIS IS GOOD
This guys stories about his dad have made me laugh hardest I've laughed at comedy in a while
“No thank you Benny Frank keeps it wet” 😂😂😂😂
* *Sven laughing in free health care* *
I love and adore this comedian.
When he went in on the hipster I was rolling
There is a fine line between being stoopid and being funny. Thanks for showing us both sides.
“Make the raindeers great again”. Brilliant!
Chris is Funny AF!! I love this guy!
“I’ll get emotional” 🤣
Just shows he definitely didn’t go to England lol
Lies
@@MrMan-sp2zf wdym
@@MrMan-sp2zf No English people speak like that 😂 he 100% didn’t go
@@a_w9570 English people do speak like this
@@MrMan-sp2zf no they dont 😂😂
Doesn’t even make sense to us lol British slang changes a lot
Stop trying to make Fetch happen
Third world education sucks don't it
@@jamesquillin5400 *doesn't it
@@K4R3N correcting others on yt is so gay
@@K4R3N dont it
Its American slang
I love you ❤️ you are so funny 😆 I needed this ….
That brilliant bit was awesome
Are you American
@@tommyvinceze6249 na m8 English, I was taking the piss
That's a fact Benny Frank does keep it wet🤣
Lmaooo this guy Funny AF
Soooo good
Brilliant 👌
BTW acai bowls taste great, just expensive af.
BeeBee Tee....they're gross as hell...
It’s a hipster slurpie
@@branon6565 Aw that sucks that you had that experience. What did you not like about it...Texture? Taste? Everything?
@Cersei Lannister Lol
wait till he hears abt dragon soop
BRILLIANT!
“back to back world war champs”😂
Funniest new-age comedian i’ve seen. He’s awesome.
"Can I have dragon soup too" mate head on over to scotland they've got you covered
Dragons are Welsh. In Scotland they have wild haggis.
@@jcstato9048 they actually make excellent pets
@@jcstato9048 dragon soop is an alcoholic drink in Scotland
the "brilliant" part is brilliant
I love you!!! Much respect to “Vinny”😉👍🏼🥰💕💕💯💯💯