10 Of The Most Prison Things In Prison

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  • @evanwallace4510
    @evanwallace4510 Před 3 lety +73

    Nothing gets better then the root of the APS channel then videos like these. Shoutout to Derk for the awesome idea.

  • @20iasberry
    @20iasberry Před 3 lety +203

    I can tell Joe is having fun again with it. That's nice

    • @Hu-WhyteMan
      @Hu-WhyteMan Před 3 lety +14

      He's going back to his roots! I love it. This is what got me into APS over 3 years ago.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 Před 3 lety +5

      Let that little man go!! LMAO

    • @rodneyvoshell9296
      @rodneyvoshell9296 Před 3 lety

      These are his absolute best videos.

    • @20iasberry
      @20iasberry Před 3 lety

      @@davidperez5089 Lol, he was a gift, I'll never let him go!!! I forgot to put the sheet up

    • @Hello-pu6fw
      @Hello-pu6fw Před 3 lety

      What funko is that

  • @betaraytasty5109
    @betaraytasty5109 Před 3 lety +225

    Someone on an earlier video suggested the top acts of kindness you saw in prison. That'd be cool

  • @ozzydakidd7649
    @ozzydakidd7649 Před 3 lety +60

    Hey, Man! I’ve been a supporter now for a long time. Never commented tho. I just got released from prison after doing 6 months for a false accusation. I’m 21 years old. I was arrested 3 days after my 21st birthday. And spent 6 months in a prison for a thing I didn’t do. And watching your videos got me.. prepared I wanna say. So many things I would’ve done wrong, so many things I could’ve accidentally said. I want to thank you. Most people don’t realize just how bad it is, even as you tell them... being locked in a cell 23 hours a day with a grown man you don’t know from a can of paint. I couldn’t sleep the first 3 days cause I was scared to death he’d try something while I was sleep. It’s bad. I wouldn’t wish that place on my worst enemy. Be safe Joe.

    • @rebelliousinc.5797
      @rebelliousinc.5797 Před 3 lety +10

      I smell a sex offence!

    • @Hidfors
      @Hidfors Před 3 lety +3

      Most of us do know how bad it is in american prison, that's why we don't refer to the US as a first world country... well, one of the many reasons xD
      If you were treated like that in a Swedish Prison, the prison would be shut down and all the employees would find a prison of their own.
      “A society should be judged not by how it treats its outstanding citizens but by how it treats its criminals.” -Fyodor Dostoyevsy

    • @aaronfleming4166
      @aaronfleming4166 Před 3 lety

      @@Hidfors isnt the main problem the people in the prison as opposed to the guards and shit

    • @niepowaznyczlowiek
      @niepowaznyczlowiek Před 3 lety +1

      @@rebelliousinc.5797
      Yeah, probably

    • @jamiemullen4523
      @jamiemullen4523 Před 3 lety +3

      That place was called jail not prison

  • @conanlucas6183
    @conanlucas6183 Před 3 lety +47

    Dude these vids are bringing the channel back :)

    • @kickinwinghotboi883
      @kickinwinghotboi883 Před 3 lety +7

      I'll be honest, I stopped watching his videos once he started uploading stuff about flipping houses or his scooter ventures or whatever else he was doing. I subscribed for his prison videos and for a little while he almost completely stopped posting those types of videos. Now that he's bringing them back I click just a little faster now

    • @Will-zc8cq
      @Will-zc8cq Před 3 lety +1

      Absolutely Joe is back baby

    • @ogstatus2380
      @ogstatus2380 Před 3 lety

      Your mom

    • @Sum11979
      @Sum11979 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes I love the 10 most lists.

    • @Marfoir0303
      @Marfoir0303 Před 3 lety

      This Channel is up check the subs; 1.39 million subs is a big deal 😎

  • @TheDreadedJuggernaut
    @TheDreadedJuggernaut Před 3 lety +27

    Love these old school videos. You seem like you're having a lot of fun making these again.

  • @rufusgoatman5381
    @rufusgoatman5381 Před 3 lety +28

    If there is not already one, how about a "Top 10 things that you took for granted in the free world" Like taking a poo in private.. And eating pancakes that are not tiny hockey pucks?
    Love the videos Joe, my girlfriend thinks that you yell a bit much, but i think you should yell more!

  • @dennisruss7408
    @dennisruss7408 Před 3 lety +75

    Nice video Joe. I wanna know the top 10 saddest things you've seen while locked up. I wonder what it's like having to process emotions in an environment where you cant be seen as weak

    • @Stylenwavin
      @Stylenwavin Před 3 lety +4

      I like this

    • @brian_2040
      @brian_2040 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm with you Dennis, it would be not so easy to watch, but got to take the bad with the good.

    • @supermasterfighter
      @supermasterfighter Před 3 lety +3

      This became a video!

    • @dennisruss7408
      @dennisruss7408 Před 3 lety

      @@supermasterfighter I know it's awesome he shouted me out in it

  • @hedgehogpancakes6174
    @hedgehogpancakes6174 Před 3 lety +33

    Ahaha Joe still got his sense of humor I see

  • @cgirl111
    @cgirl111 Před 3 lety +11

    Biscuits and Gravy and Shit on a Shingle are two different things. SoS is chipped beef in white gravy on toast. It's served a lot in the military and you can find it on the breakfast menu at some restaurants in the South.

    • @nursedebbie1332
      @nursedebbie1332 Před 3 lety

      @ cgirl111 ~ you are so right! I like the chipped beef on toast, but my dad got so sick of it when he was in the Navy (1950s), he won’t eat it at all.

    • @jpoopist
      @jpoopist Před 3 lety +1

      I lived near to an army base as a kid and they used to serve SOS at the elementary school... Truly disgusting

    • @cgirl111
      @cgirl111 Před 3 lety +2

      @@nursedebbie1332 I spent 8 years in the Navy in the 70's and they still served it. I developed a taste for it and still order it if I see it on a menu.

    • @shanemcdermott4194
      @shanemcdermott4194 Před 3 lety

      That's what I said too lol

    • @weretacotm207
      @weretacotm207 Před 3 lety

      My oma would make cream tuna on toast & called it sos

  • @FratStarr2011
    @FratStarr2011 Před 3 lety +8

    I miss old Joe!! Welcome Back my friend!

  • @riaranta3150
    @riaranta3150 Před 3 lety +14

    We got a DIIIIIIVE! 🤘🏻❤️
    Much love from the west coast of 🇨🇦✌🏻

  • @mostlyghostly4700
    @mostlyghostly4700 Před 3 lety +10

    Love the prison and prison related content. Keep it up!

  • @NeganLucilleForever
    @NeganLucilleForever Před 3 lety +5

    This video sets a new record for the number of times the word prison was used in a single video

  • @nicabla2294
    @nicabla2294 Před 3 lety +8

    Killed me wit the SUSPECT Scream. Tht had me rolling😂😂😂

  • @Hollobaby1231
    @Hollobaby1231 Před 3 lety +8

    couple of my dudes kept their orange sporks after being locked up haha, this one dude we used to work with kept his and would eat lunch with it, said it reminded him that he didn’t wanna go back when he would see it lol

  • @melonenlord6901
    @melonenlord6901 Před 3 lety +3

    that story about not dropping a deuce for two weeks probably was some of the funniest shit to go down - for everyone else

  • @underdogfiction
    @underdogfiction Před 3 lety +11

    Would love a video on the Top ten superstitions in prison

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  Před 3 lety +10

      I did myths before but I’m working on some new ones. Awesome idea.

    • @underdogfiction
      @underdogfiction Před 3 lety +2

      @@AfterPrisonShow Must have missed that one 😂 il dig it out. But absolutely would love to see the above or even stories of the supernatural from prison . loving the videos lately real quality content 👊🏻

  • @U.F.O_0908
    @U.F.O_0908 Před 3 lety +4

    "That shit hurted"
    - Joe 2021

  • @masonrueger415
    @masonrueger415 Před 3 lety +1

    My cousin just got transferred to menard maximum in Illinois. Your stories scared me to turn my life around and when my cousins out in 2024 after his bid I’m showing him you. He needs to hear some of your stories. It’s his 3rd time back and I want him to get the realization I got when I started watching you and jay williams. Keep it up man your the best.

    • @DrDipsh1t
      @DrDipsh1t Před rokem

      Hope your cousin is doing alright (late to the party). Menard can be awful or not so bad. "The pit" is pretty much lock down 24/7 last I heard when a buddy got out. "The hill" isn't too bad as you can spend your day working. Have a few friends who spent some time there before they went to lock down and it was bad bad back then (lots of violence) which forced them to go to the constant lock down. From the outside though, it's a pretty cool looking prison. Has that shawshank vibe to it because it's old and has that castle look. Fun fact, Chester, IL is the home of Popeye the sailor man and they have a big statue of him there lol.

  • @tfro7816
    @tfro7816 Před 3 lety +1

    I haven't been to this channel in a long time, but I'm glad you're still making content. Keep it up Joe. Been a fan for a long time!

  • @lesleywatkins1172
    @lesleywatkins1172 Před 3 lety +6

    Joe, this has to be your best video for a long time! 😀

  • @Shannonbarnesdr1
    @Shannonbarnesdr1 Před 3 lety +1

    and yes, you should do a part 2 and part 3 of this as a small series , you got me rollin'

  • @erinw8787
    @erinw8787 Před 3 lety +1

    As someone who doesn’t even know anyone who has been to prison I find these videos so interesting - it’s truly a whole other world . Thanks for the great content it’s appreciated 👌🏻

  • @Pillowzzz_
    @Pillowzzz_ Před rokem

    I started watching somewhere in 2018 and things were real bad. U were a life saver in those days. I fell off for a bit and came back this year and live to see that it’s still joe classic
    Og joe

  • @ryand2759
    @ryand2759 Před 3 lety +9

    Do a top 10 video on what shocked prisoners in the free world when they were released after serving a long time.

  • @360nastybusiness
    @360nastybusiness Před 3 lety +4

    Good on ya joe your working hard on the prison vid storys👍

  • @GoddamnAnge
    @GoddamnAnge Před 3 lety +1

    I would like to see a video on the Top 10 things you can do to help someone out of jail/prison

  • @ryank1273
    @ryank1273 Před 3 lety +2

    Went to use the restroom today and someone was _constantly_ flushing the toilet while taking a dump.

  • @soyburglar1878
    @soyburglar1878 Před 3 lety

    Why is this man not on TV yet??? Hey Joe, I been a fan since 2016...I support you, bro.

  • @JadedJester739
    @JadedJester739 Před 3 lety +3

    Please do something with Larry Lawton, thatd be so fuckin rad!

  • @Keith_Courage
    @Keith_Courage Před 3 lety +1

    “Hello there are you lonely leaving all sorts of dislikes on CZcams videos”😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

  • @southcapaviation6463
    @southcapaviation6463 Před 3 lety

    Lol!!! The toilette in the middle of the pod story was the best.

  • @ikeh7639
    @ikeh7639 Před 3 lety +1

    "I was locked up in prison trading lunch trays for three ways so that I could call to see how you was livin."
    🥣🍗🍰🔄☎️📲🌬📞👱‍♀️
    Joe's got them bars 🔥

  • @moholoho
    @moholoho Před 3 lety +1

    Oh my God dude, you had me dying with the prison date skit. Love what you do Joe, keep it up!

  • @DaddysWorldOfficial
    @DaddysWorldOfficial Před 3 lety

    Want to see more GTA RP prison videos, I was hooked on those until they stopped. Been watching APS since 2018

  • @jacksongregg464
    @jacksongregg464 Před 3 lety +1

    It was an honor to be sir hugged by joe after an absolutely solid diveeeeeee

  • @cuseyeti_one8three
    @cuseyeti_one8three Před 3 lety +1

    It's stunning how many of things are similar in the Navy.

    • @mikeotoole5630
      @mikeotoole5630 Před 3 lety

      I swap prison stories with my military buddies and they say the same thing.

  • @briansmith9022
    @briansmith9022 Před 3 lety

    Joe back to his ways, some of his best work. Put that other bs to the side and put out hilarious content. Love it.

  • @rileybrock344
    @rileybrock344 Před 3 lety +2

    Lol they have sporks at Wendy’s, Taco Bell, and several other fast food places

  • @damienpepper2254
    @damienpepper2254 Před 3 lety

    12:10 - glad to hear that you're (Joe that is) having a lot of fun doing the prison related videos again, because so am I, that's what I watch APS for and I hope you keep 'em coming. Cheers Joe. Peace and love from London.

  • @PollyGammy
    @PollyGammy Před 2 lety

    I can’t stop laughing at this video. It’s good to see you back, Joe.

  • @ashleyharris2883
    @ashleyharris2883 Před 2 lety

    Also:…our minds obviously go different places with the phrase “three way.” 😂😂

  • @DozyDruid
    @DozyDruid Před 3 lety +2

    Thanks for uploading

  • @standoughope
    @standoughope Před 3 lety

    I almost died laughing once when I told my dad about "prison nachos" I saw a few times referenced in prison and/or jail documentaries. He immediately cringed even though it was actually a good idea to gather resources and purchase select items for a feast. I know I'd chip in if I were there. I guess when you place the word "prison" in front of anything awesome it suddenly sounds awful. "Prison sex", "prison hot bath", "prison massage", "prison milkshake" etc

  • @ddsforever1
    @ddsforever1 Před 3 lety +1

    Watching from Cebu Philippines

  • @cacooke77
    @cacooke77 Před 3 lety

    I was laughing like crazy until you mentioned The Whole Shebang potato chips. I paused the video and went online looking for them thinking "this can't be real!". Saw them on Amazon and the 1st review said "these were my favorite in prison, by way too expensive on Amazon." I was laughing so hard by then I had to walk away from the computer for a few minutes! Thanks for the laugh!!

  • @StarrySky-ky2uz
    @StarrySky-ky2uz Před 3 lety +2

    The smell of prison. When I open a letter the smell almost knocks me over lol

  • @nateganz
    @nateganz Před 2 lety +1

    That’s weird (sos) was the name used back in the 70’s-80’s and I didn’t even realize that nobody called it that anymore I know it’s usually biscuits and gravy but all the old hole in the wall dinners called it (sos) almost everywhere…
    But, now it’s always Biscuits n Gravy!

  • @Cherry-lm9rz
    @Cherry-lm9rz Před 3 lety +2

    Joe , can’t wait to see your vlogs 👍

  • @balista4
    @balista4 Před 3 lety +2

    Top 10 things that you do in prison that you do outside of prison that actually actually are a better way of doing something than you did before going to prison.

  • @wellfleetion
    @wellfleetion Před 3 lety +1

    Joe, I've noticed a trend. Talk more prison stuff and less other things and your views go up. I know that's what I'm interested in and I will continue to support such content. It's not that hard to be creative with such content either, as the stuff you think of as "mundane" in prison fascinate the F out of the rest of us. So keep it coming and don't think so much. LIKED.

  • @drewestes
    @drewestes Před 3 lety +1

    These are the best videos you do.

  • @jacklasz
    @jacklasz Před 3 lety

    I’ve never given any of your videos a dislike! Thanks for bringing back more prison stories Joe.
    Hug’s and Love from Canada xoxo 🤗♥️🤗

  • @jaimie555
    @jaimie555 Před 3 lety

    Loving the videos lately Joe! TY. Brought a new meaning to phone phreaking.

  • @opfor5593
    @opfor5593 Před 3 lety

    I understand that you've been doing good things for people and trying to make money with the vlogs abd stuff, but I've really enjoyed the return to more classic APS style stuff

  • @SBHKur0
    @SBHKur0 Před 3 lety

    So the Spork if I’m not mistaken was introduced through the military, it was generally an all around used utensil rather than having to carry numerous tools, you just needed one.

  • @jefffriedrice4603
    @jefffriedrice4603 Před 3 lety

    Brother I love your work man! I can’t stop watching your videos! Keep it up!

  • @LimuEmu420
    @LimuEmu420 Před 3 lety

    Biscuits and Gravy is my favorite Joe, and you're right. For fast food Hardee's does a decent job.

  • @ReckOne559
    @ReckOne559 Před 3 lety

    Gotta do another "Types of Inmates" video! Include the guy who fakes a suicide attempt to try to beat a write up

  • @airigone1257
    @airigone1257 Před 3 lety

    When you try to leave the prison content behind but prison isn't done with you.. I feel for you Joe.

  • @slackhackman9115
    @slackhackman9115 Před 3 lety

    I like it when Joe sticks to the basics.👍🙂

  • @SubZeRoy9
    @SubZeRoy9 Před 3 lety

    Dude I forgot all about that show Monk until you mentioned it. I used to love that show! Lol

  • @jamesk370
    @jamesk370 Před 3 lety

    I understand from vets I have talked to that the S.O.S. is a pretty common breakfast in the military -- especially in the navy.

  • @celestialdragon3989
    @celestialdragon3989 Před 3 lety

    When my dad was in army, his 1st meal was SOS & he absolutely LOVED it! Had my mom make it as I was growing up. We put it over boiled potatoes at home…wasn’t a fave of mine! Too bland!

  • @Flarexxxx
    @Flarexxxx Před 3 lety +1

    "I been out of prison for 6 years" i still remember your first couple of videos man, tho i was using my old yt acct then(dont use that email anymore) the old appartment days man, life was simpler back then, i was still in school and not worrying about bills en shit but hey thats life lol
    Edit: all dressed chips are quite popular up here in Canada, we love em lol
    Edit #2: sporks are quite common in the gear/survival and camping communities, instead of needing 2 utensils ya just need one lol

  • @yunglou5967
    @yunglou5967 Před 3 lety

    Man Ive been following you since 2016, I love you g keep doing great.

  • @DaddysWorldOfficial
    @DaddysWorldOfficial Před 3 lety

    And I found Shabangs in Lawrenceville, VA and in NC. Even the Extreme ones too

  • @RocknRollAddicts
    @RocknRollAddicts Před 3 lety

    Man, I really love this channel.

  • @hdjksa52
    @hdjksa52 Před 3 lety

    Joe, when I was a kid in Brooklyn New York, my elementary school had Sporks

  • @tonytouch585ify
    @tonytouch585ify Před 3 lety +2

    Ramen soup, Ramen soup, Ramen soup. A little summer sausage and some pickle juice.......🤣😂

  • @DavidBertucci
    @DavidBertucci Před 3 lety +2

    Man those itchy ass blankets in the parish jail. I was in there for 3 days and man those blankets itched so much and my God the smell 😂

    • @jalasword
      @jalasword Před 3 lety

      You're obviously in Louisiana. Don't remember an itchy blanket in OPP. But, that little lockup in Mandeville, was like trying to cover up with a brillo pad 🤣

    • @DavidBertucci
      @DavidBertucci Před 3 lety

      @@jalasword never been to opp but I was in jefferson parish jail. This was in 2017. Dont know how they are now but 4 years ago. Yup itched and smelled

  • @Dave-nv5rv
    @Dave-nv5rv Před 3 lety

    Great to see more of the prison format. Awesome video.

  • @raevj
    @raevj Před 2 lety

    Shit on a Shingle is definitely Marine Corps. My father was in Vietnam for years as a Marine and still says Shit on a Shingle among many terms he still uses decades later.

  • @mathewwest8277
    @mathewwest8277 Před 3 lety +2

    Yo, back shower...you good!?!? Lol

  • @5.7.0bassin2
    @5.7.0bassin2 Před 2 měsíci

    Been on a binge watching aps.. juat wanted to say the sick in the phone was prolly definitely for some style for some reason cuz if it was for germs they would put the sock on the phone but yet pinch those buttons with their bare hands

  • @ExcessInModeration
    @ExcessInModeration Před 3 lety

    The best faded haircut I've ever had in my LIFE was from a single blade from the orange bic razor. I was skeptical, but bruh had mad skills, with a single damn razor blade. Crazy.

  • @MrJoshuaAtwood
    @MrJoshuaAtwood Před 3 lety

    Joe said "You need some 'Thinking for a Change' " Lmao

  • @dakotac9547
    @dakotac9547 Před 3 lety

    Excited for rec, Sitting in the the yard, eventually desperate to come back into the dorm bc the guards changed shift

  • @thefadedviking8051
    @thefadedviking8051 Před 3 lety +1

    lol in canada all dressed is a regular flavor thats been around my whole life

  • @AtlasMays
    @AtlasMays Před 3 lety

    What about stingers? They're everywhere, Joe. Especially if you don't have access to a microwave

  • @SlipperyFRU
    @SlipperyFRU Před 3 lety +1

    Would love to see the vlogs!

  • @ashleywiedau2887
    @ashleywiedau2887 Před 3 lety

    I enjoyed this one! The baby-having combinations were hilarious 🤣
    Stay happy and healthy and keep having fun with your content, we love it! Lots of love Joe! 🧡🖤

  • @MrJustinpatrick16
    @MrJustinpatrick16 Před 3 lety

    Joe ! We love the prison videos ,its nice to have them back and glad your having fun with it ! Post the other vlogs as well

  • @CarlosSantana-ud9tq
    @CarlosSantana-ud9tq Před 3 lety

    How does a damn spoon fork SHIT out a SPORK??? BUT $8000 FOR A SPORK????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IM DEAD FROM LAUGHTER!!! STOP JOE STOP!!! I CANT LAUGH ANYMORE!!!

  • @Frank-1978
    @Frank-1978 Před 3 lety +1

    Shout out from Ireland Joe. Love the channel 👏👍👌

  • @2treez65
    @2treez65 Před 3 lety +1

    I loved them whole shabang chips. They might be my favorite chips

  • @spacemonkey8244
    @spacemonkey8244 Před 2 lety

    When I think abt prison I definitely think abt you joe, and ur stories🤣🤣

  • @tubelemming
    @tubelemming Před 3 lety

    I have never seen a spork like the one shown, but sporks that have normal sized handles are very common. LOL

  • @germguy6884
    @germguy6884 Před 3 lety +1

    I haven't been to prison but i sucked at cleaning my room when i was younger. So my parents took my door away for like 2, or 3 years & i just had a thin blanket that was basically my door for that period of time. I feel the sheet thing thats smart tbh.

  • @curtissewell4281
    @curtissewell4281 Před 2 lety

    Joe would definitely be good at stand-up comedy😄

  • @Hello-pu6fw
    @Hello-pu6fw Před 3 lety

    Said you got hit with the street fighter I was 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrewdeen1
    @andrewdeen1 Před 3 lety

    these new videos are GREAT!!!! it's like the best times of after prison show are back. I had to dip for a while all these cons conning ole Joe, everybody mad all the time..

  • @amyrobles4780
    @amyrobles4780 Před 2 lety

    I saw a stainless silver throne like the prison ones in the emergency room a couple months ago!

  • @fungoorstitch
    @fungoorstitch Před 3 lety +1

    Haven't seen any of the flipping videos, but maybe a combined flipping/prison video would be worth a try.

  • @davidedwards1218
    @davidedwards1218 Před 3 lety +1

    For those chips it seems like I saw them at dollar tree check that.

  • @_Slimjd_
    @_Slimjd_ Před 2 lety

    JOE LIKE YOU SAID YOU REALLY DO NEED TO GET BACK TO MUSIC BEEN WAITING ON THE APS MIXTAPE SINCE 2018 I NEED THE DUMPSTER HOT LAVA FLOWS BRO

  • @KingOfYourMouth
    @KingOfYourMouth Před 2 lety

    Okay now please do 10 things you DON'T EVER see in prison. Luv your channel dawg. Greetings from the Philippines. 🤎

  • @whitecloak11
    @whitecloak11 Před 3 lety

    You could take this on the road ,I laugh more watching your show than any others by far, shit is real and funny as hell, cheers

  • @cody-wx6mu
    @cody-wx6mu Před 3 lety +1

    9:48 I died laughing