Weekend Update: Trump Lost Over $1 Billion - SNL
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- čas přidán 10. 05. 2019
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Donald Trump Jr. getting subpoenaed.
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“Mitch McConnel, who always looks like he’s watching a man slowly drown.” 😂😂😂👍🏾
I laughed for a a minute and a half straight at that. Funniest joke I've ever heard form weekend update this year.
🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha watched that stoned
Or that if you scare him he'll go into his suit like a shell 🐢
Oh my God I just saw this clip and for the longest time I have been trying to think how to describe his look and that is totally it .
That Mitch McConnell "man slowly drowning" line is one of the funniest jokes told on Weekend Update, ever. Jost was on fire this week.
I laugh just thinking about mitch watching a man drowning. McConnell is spineless
Love to hear Colbeet say that one lol
Looks like he got no neck and his chins smiles
@@lsubandtrumpet2014you mean, neck-labia smile?
because its true
“For the Florida Panhandle, it was basically the Gettysburg Address.”I live in the panhandle, and I’m gonna be honest, he’s right.
😂
Lol!
I grew up in the Florida Panhandle, and those comments were so on point. It's called Lower Alabama for a reason.
My condolences
Helping you get to 666 likes ;)
“Eric got a subpoena from Detective Pikachu” oh my god 🤣
I didnt get this. Can someone explain and inevitably ruin the joke for me?
This version on Eric is...let’s say simple. Detective Pikachu’s sapena was so he didn’t feel left out when everyone else was getting into trouble.
Florida - The more north you go the more south it gets.
I understand that reference.
@@KillaSin515 Me too.
Lol as someone who left Jacksonville.
Well, they don't have long, the global warming they don't believe in, will take care of that peninsula.
Riding With Jon lol as someone who is currently leaving Jacksonville
That rally clip was UN-REAL. Wow..
Everything about this administration has been unreal. The first few weeks, it literally was not unusual for me to wake up and wonder if it had just been a nightmare. Oh, how I wish it had.
Michael Che was getting emotional. He’s such a proud father 😂.
Can't be married to the ultimate bully and run an anti-bullying campaign.
Is that anything like being married to a confirmed philanderer/rapist who also lied about his acts in the White House, discrediting a child rape victim as a defence attorney, demran her spouse's victims and still have the gall to run for presidency?
victrola2007 - Philanderer yes; rapist NO. Stop telling stories.
@@victrola2007 The law says you have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, then one will be assigned to you by the court. If you are assigned by the court to defend someone...you must to the best of your ability provide the best defense or lose your license to practice law. Hillary was assigned the child rapist case by the court. She asked to be removed from it, but was denied by the presiding judge.
There are many cases that attorneys don't want to be put in the position to defend. But unfortunately there are a shortage of attorneys that work for legal aid..it doesn't pay squat and the resources to hire professionals to assist in your case is not there either.
All you have to do is pull the court records to see this information to get a full understanding of why she had to defend this person. She was told to do it and she did her job. I just wish people would do some research before forming an opinion on something that's been repeated to reflect badly on anyone...And just watching Fox News is not research. Every city, state, etc have public records that can be assessed either in person or by going to their local or state government web sites.
The federal government provides all kinds of information on the web these days. There is no excuse in not being able to find information that is backed up by reputable sources. Any reputable media outlet will provides sources of information to substantiate fact from fiction. The problem is people are too lazy to look something up themselves and will just believe any lie or statement made if they think it benefits them. And will continue to do so until it's too late.
@E. L. Hicks I think Victrola2007 was talking about Clinton and some of the others were referring to TRUMP. Unless Clinton has been married more than one time that I know of.
Gilda Provenzano - What are you talking about? I despise Trump. Victrola2007 was trying to deflect attention away from Trump's shortcomings by trying to put attention on someone else instead. Oldest, and most obvious, trick in the book. I clarified that Clinton may have cheated, but he wasn't a rapist. Regardless, it doesn't change Trump's culpability for his many lies and wrongdoings.
“Mitch McConnell, who always looks like he’s watching a man slowly drown” 😂😂😂😭😭😭
His wife is the daughter of a CCP shipbuilding tycoon (tankers, freighters) worth mega-billions and sponsored by the ^^
Sheldon from Family Guy
Eric being served by Detective Pikachu lmao.
PIKA PIKA.
😆😆😆😆
😂🤣😂🤣
...As Deadpool.
Fox and Friends couldn't even look into the camera--lying through their teeth.
I have to keep rewatching when Colin says "I love you guys in the pan handle y'all are murdering snake freaks" because for since reason his voice just keeps cracking me up
"And so he didn't feel left out, Eric got a subpoena from Detective Pikachu". 😅😂
Wow. Couldn't avoid the most obvious tell. Touched the face so hard she blocked her words.
“Most black players didn’t show up in protest”
Said trump: “Perfect!”
😂😂 MAN I LOVE SNL
"hello, Kook Squad??" 😂😂😂
This weeks jokes were 🔥🔥🔥 R Kelly babysitting 🤣 🤣
That Mitch McConnell line was Gold
Edit: Thxs for the likes.
Nah, if McTurtle would be watching man drowning, he had that creepy smile on
C,mon Kentucky, is this really who you are?
@@beckyguelette5114 significant enough part to elect and re-elect such people like McConnell...
Did this president ever do his job or just continue to hold rallies just to boost his own ego
SAD!
I love that you say did in the past tense. It gives me hope.
Bridget Whyte -Yeah you posted a month ago...it is worse. Now he’s actually killing people holding back masks from governors unless they show him respect. His ego is causing death.
Egotistical mother,,.....ing bastard!!! The USA. Deserves better! History and the rest of his pathetic life will not be kind to him and the dastardly Republicans who saved his sorry ass from being removed.....,,!
No...no he doesn't...always remember this is what happens when you elect a rich trustfund baby as president
I'm dying to know what Colin was hiding under the desk just before they went live
He was getting an oral hug ?
“Come on blonde lady..” lol
Some of the Trumpettes comments here are just too funny. They're SO desperate to avoid the facts. 🤣
The fact is he talks about it when it was happening and on the first episode of the apprentice, it's not new news morons get your facts straight, stop listening to propaganda!!! Was funny
You're the one crying about the most minor of descent in your circle jerk SNL hug box 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@John3:16 Pitbull You watch msnbc and SNL, your opinion is invalid - brainwashed sheepy.
Paul Ford I know.Crying trumpflakes all over!!!
Aitcheoz LOL!!!!! CONSERVATIVES go after you morons.And those news sites do notclie like Fux News.I should know.I watched Fux for 5 years.And they only ones who had pussy grabbers and wife beaters.SAID BY CONSERVATIVE WOMEN. Fux knew for DECADES.
Bruh snl and late show hosts b keeping me alive for the past few years 😅
What the fuck do. Is he talking about. He s brain damaged for sure. His he ll get us into a wsr and deny doing it. If he carried about america he d resign now and dis appear out of public site and continue to do his immoral illegal activities.
Trump - “So always keep your eyes open, be careful and let law enforcement know when you see a kook.”
Colin - “Hello, kook squad?” 🤣🤣🤣
Democrats Empire want illegal immigrants as slave
CNN = Fake News
That was painfully funny.
Adolfo Cardoza Shut your face lil boy.
czcams.com/video/f3PJF0YE-x4/video.html
The boys came out swinging on this one. They were brutal. Brutally funny. Colin was taking no prisoners.
"Stop re-litigating the election". Great advice, Mitch!
And...in 2020/21. Hmmmmmmm
Yeah the Florida Panhandle is basically Alabama. I get it. lol
Alabama: also set to make mother’s day MANDATORY.
🙌🏽
"Senate Leader, Mitch McConnell, who always looks like he's watching man slowly drown". 😭🤣
"Made in America" tags made in China, now, that's funny!
American flags are made in China.
Ya cause your brain washed to think we r not good enough.
Lorrie when the 1930’s?
@joe s Wow, typical leftists who says they hate America, but their able to say they hate America because they live in America. To put it in words you’ll understand, check your American privilege!
I Think My Dog Is a Cat The only traitors are trumptards.TRUMPISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER.Put up by lifelong CONSERVATIVE vet.Calls you traitors and pussies.
She was checking to see if her nose grew. Lol!
“Gettysburg Address”
😅😂🤣😅😂🤣
They opened up giggling. Lead story was just too audacious for Colin and Michael. I understand, fellas. I understand.
@Tim Mill Clarification: Are we complaining about people laughing on a comedy show?
They weren't quite ready for their shot, that's why they were laughing.
no whats stupid is trump wrote a book about his loses,this news is decades old lmao hell he even said it during the opening on the show Apprentice.hahahah Its sad the false narratives and lies people believe.
@@jongottem9601 ... Like the one where Trump pretends to be a successful businessman?
@@roccaflocca4312 #gottem
My daughter spoke complete sentences that made sense at 1 year. 🤦🏻♀️
no she didn't? kids don't do that at one year
Cassidy Bell if u knew the joke
No u
@jcriesforanhour I am very sorry for what I said but so should you considering your stupid sewing playlist
I bet trump took him 7years.
Did he really just say to ‘let law enforcement know when you see a kook’? 😳😳😳
He did indeed. But for the last two-plus years countless people have been reporting a kook in the White House and law enforcement hasn't done shit about it.
“Humor is the shock absorber of life; it helps us take the blows.” (Peggy Noonan, “What I Saw at the Revolution,” 1990)
0:25 Seriously why does Trump look like Count Dracula in the picture
Because he sucks
... life out of people
There is no "Be Best" campaign. We know it and Melania knows it. Lol
It's said Melania is paid a million a month to escort Trump.
You're correct! Just Be You! ~:-¤
I've seen 3 different Be Best events....
The Don of Truth Seekers...and it’s been a year That sounds about right.
Ikr?
“Florida Panhandle........Gettysburg Address”
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😜
It's amazing that they laughed when this opened. This is just too ridiculous!! You can't make this stuff up!!😝
Literally kept refreshing to see Weekend Update!!!
"And just to give you an idea of how bad it was, it lasted 33 years less than Spirit." 😂😂😂
The wypepo laughing and clapping in the background at a man screaming "SHOOT EM!!" as a solution to the imagination conversation made me so sick lol idk why I was even surprised
crushpetals - IKR?! And he smiles at them instead of setting them straight.
I like how Trump hosted SNL and yet they still insult him whenever they say his name
“Well guys, it turns out that Donald Trump may not be the financial genius that no one ever really thought he was”. 😜😂🤣🤣
Unemployment below 3% ...
You guys treat American people like retarded, racist sexist, idiots, he said he lost billions in the first episode of the apprentice! And his book! Please Keep up the Stalinistic socialist attitude it's getting him re-elected
Trump wrote about all of this, it's called The Art Of The Comeback. Hello?
@@matimi0sbackflip455 Unemployment is 3.8%... It was 4.7 when Obama left office. and was 7.8% when he took office. You do the math....
@@Spectre11B Stop using logic these people have no use for reasoning.
I wonder how much he made off of that book he didn't write? 😂
Mel F
A hell of a lot, actually, sadly. It sold a massive number of copies, and was on the [er, "failing"] New York Times bestseller lists for ages.
It was probably one of his very, very few legitimate successes, no doubt in large part due to the fact that he didn't write it.
@@danielbaig But he reported losses for the 4 years that followed it, so he still lost more in other endeavors than he made with that crappy book.
@@Matt-fl8uy
Good point!
You know, I always want to give the benefit of the doubt to Trump supporters, but, as a comment posted just above demonstrates, it's hard to do that when they actually think they're being clever(?) or something by making incredibly juvenile homophobic, sexist, racist, etc. "jokes".
I guess it makes them feel good? Because such, er, arguments?, certainly aren't exactly, uh, "persuasive" to anybody who's not at their same sub-sophomoric level.
@Dale Anderson You're just upset that donny needed to use ghost writers for all of his books. When you read his Twitter feed, it becomes obvious why.
Also, fun jab at the homophobia, but your kind are dying out. In 30 years, history won't be kind to you.
Never thought I would want Bush back.
Of course a libcuck who subscribes to identity politics would want his globalist back.
Aitcheoz LOL!!!!! Traitor trumptards are too funny!!!
Trump makes Nixon look like an honorable man. Tell me I'm wrong.
KEEP CALM and PLAY SOCCER IN YOUR PAJAMAS Nope. You are not wrong.
Bullsheit
McConnell saying Demos should "Stop Re-litigating the election" Is so funny and ironic in 2021
People in insane asylums look at clips of Trump's deranged and incoherent ramblings at his rallies and think to themselves " wow....I could be president too."
People see that Obama could be president, now they think racism still holds people down.
You could make Obama look like an idiot if you cut up his videos too, but you don't really have to cut up his videos to make him look like an idiot.
Ryan Lawrence. You are whats called in the Con game as "A MARK".
Not to mention, how many of them in asylums are smarter than Trump !
@@ryanlawrence2225 Lol The only ones who make Trump look like an idiot is him and his supporters.
Colin and Michael, YOU ARE DA BOMBS!!!! Thanks for your show!!!! Keep it up!!!!
They are sexual predators. Stink bombs.
what do you mean they are sexual predators?
@@jenniferhodges7281 History! DNA doesn't change. Persians are boy/girl lovers.
the Persians thing that might be true,but colin and michael aren't Persians
He wrote an entire book about losing money in the 90s, this is public knowledge!
That talking into the hand joke is the gift that keeps on giving
Maybe trump spent the billion on replacing lost golf balls with the one up his sleeve. 🏌️♂️
"watching a man drown"
mhm he's watching the country drown
1:46 AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA I love it...that is now one of my all time favorite lines ever. Colin was on fire today
He's only rich because of his father. Look into it.
Anonymous That has been established as FACT.Except for trumptards.
His father wasn’t 3 billion rich. More like 300 million, which was divided amongst his siblings. Trump has obviously had more successes than losses or he would have blown his inheritance. I know it’s “fun” to pick on him but let’s think logically for a moment here.
@@raptorm8242 czcams.com/video/SN7YFw3pQKI/video.html
Jost?
Anonymous, so you believe everything you see on CZcams? Also, when you study arguments, study both sides
Donald Trump claiming to be a billionaire is like KFC claiming the Double Down is the world's healthiest sandwich.
your highschool teacher called and said, "..you can do better than that."
now go smoke another bowl and forget i was here.
He is actually a billionaire....
@@terencetaylor6880 Prove it. He won't. Most of his assets are real estate and his personal valuation of those properties, not the actual value.
They are killing it on weekend update
3:58 that kid in the front looks so lost 😂
lmao Jost looked like he was about to fall out of his chair at the beginning lmao
"senator mitch mcconnell, who always looks like he's watching a man slowly drown". well he did call himself the "grim reaper" for universal health care and global warming legislation.
like anyone believes he actually wrote anything
(:-þ) czcams.com/video/f3PJF0YE-x4/video.html
Well, truthfully, he "wrote" quite a few bad checks when he was stiffing workers. 😂😂
signing his EKG name doesn't count
You're right. He hired someone to write it for him. If he were as smart as he says he is, he'd never open his mouth unless it was to read someone else's words. But alas, the man's a freakin idiot.
That "Made in USA" tags are made in China joke was hilarious. That should be a satire headline.
I miss that one week where SNL uploaded the Weekend Update clips in order
when Faux News is more SNL than SNL.
Fox
The number 1 news network
@@coreyfrasnelly7364 number one for idiots who like liars and chicks in short skirts.
@@jensen1901 Yes because CNN, MSNBC etc are so much better. You people that point out shitty Fox are the funniest of all. Shows exactly how behind the times you are.
@@Aitcheoz CNN sucks ass but MSNBC has a lot of quality shows and they deal in facts, with actual reporters frequently on the network. Can't say the same for Fox, who have literal clowns on all the time to spew absolute nonsense.
This is the most SNL has made me laugh... ever.
Sometimes it's easy - report on anything the pres says! 🤣
“Hello kook squad” might be my favorite SNL line of all time
R. Kelly writing a book on babysitting, absolutely hilarious 😂
Hey Mitch,
" It ain't over 'til it's over" - Yogi Berra
They didn’t joke abt Trump tie Ivanka shoes MAGA hats all made in China.... but love Che’s personal take on that
Y did his rally in Florida look like he was in front of a green screen
I'm hoping that there are fewer trumptards nowadays that they can't surround by 360 degrees, requiring camera trickery. The images appear to be genuinely timed though because the admirer in blue cheers to the infantile "edge edge" chant synchronously with the Orange.
3:20 that man is standing in front of a greenscreen. He thought I wouldn’t notice but I did.
"Kook Squad" - YES
If only someone loved Trump enough to get him the help he needs since it's clear that he lost his mind a long time ago.
Anyone loves Trump? lolol
Nicholas Littlejohn I love him. He’s a great prez.
You might want to stop getting your news from a comedy sketch show and do some research
@@ISOCZAR Why? Did the comedy sketch show lie like the president does?
David Alves research what? We watched a clip of him ACTUALLY speaking... kudos on your love for the king of delusion 🤦🏿♀️
"Let law enforcement know when you see a kook" wrong state sweetie lmao
This was the most hilarious episode Weekend Update...
I'm watching this from the Panhandle, he's right...
But how can he _not_ be a billionaire? His coat is also a CAPE! Only RICH people wear stuff like that!!
90% Appearances, 7% Lies, 2% Assets from Daddy, 1% Self-earned Wealth
He looks like a super hero.
“Captain Baby Carrot”
Wears cape thinks he looks slimmer.Fat & bloated more like it...
@@BenGrem917 fake university,slum lord, fake books, stealing from charities, money from Russia.
@@judithmorneau6203
OMG, I know. There's a teacher at my grandchildren's Jr High school that wears the same type coat, complete with the long red tie. I had to bite my tongue when I picked up the 7th &8th graders to keep from saying "Now all he needs is a hair weave to cover his balding head."
Reasons I moved from the panhandle- just wrap that speech up with a confederate flag🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Or Steve Harvey writing a book on relationships.
Im originally from the Florida panhandle and your right it was the Gettysburg address! LMAO. We have some backwoods people in our neck of the woods. LMAO Kook Squad
Forrest Gump was better at business than DJT.
Absofknlubtly yes,,he invested in some fruit,great business guy
@Jose Osomia - And, Forrest invested in shrimp. But, Trump hates being associated with small things.
this aged so well
Not come on BLONDE LADY😂...I CAN'T WITH SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 😅
“Now, I love that during that period when he was losing a billion dollars he had the audacity to write a book about how great he was at business” 🤦🏽♀️
Democrats Empire want illegal immigrants as slave
CNN = Fake News
Adolfo Cardoza you misspelled Fox
@@HappyBlanabaPlant I'm sorry that you can't read and don't understand stand English
"The Art of The Deal" ….."I leveraged my last name to companies who had ideas and they actually made some money off of it to help me out of bankruptcy." This guy is now the president. So embarrassing.
President Broke-ahontas. Just what we thought.
I wish I could thumbs up that more than once. Dems need you for their campaign solely to make up nicknames. Someone hire this person immediately! 😂
TRUMP 2024 for President of The Moon!
Mel F Swiped from Bill Maher’s opening monologue on Friday! Lol 😂
See, lefists can be racist too. Good job to you and Bill Maher for pointing that out!
@Jennifer Erickson I'm pretty sure you don't know what a liberal is and I'd bet trump's negative billions you're a racist yourself.
“Hello, Kook Squad 📞” 😂
MITCH MCCONNEL WHO ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HES WATCHING A MAN SLOWLY DROWN
I TOOK A SIP OF WATER AND ITS COMING THROUGH MY NOSE LMAOIDNFOWIENF
Cory booker looks like a goofy version of Keagan Michael Key
😂Now I can't unsee it.
I’m sure this parody may happen for the 2020 election parodies
Jodie Banks the fact you think communism is cool is laughable... probably up to the point where it effects you, will you see how idiotic you were and probably still will be 🤦🏿♀️
Mixed with van disel
Donny Ray Who cares leave him alone you fucking bomosexual
The weekend update is my favorite segment
When he laughed about the border I was like wow we REALLY put him in office huh
@2:52 - "Separetely"? LOL.
Che's right then, the tag must have been made in China.
We’ve basically elected Bernie Madoff as President.
That makes no sense , stop getting your news from a comedy sketch show and do some research
David Alves you’re right, it doesn’t. Bernie Madoff knew how to do his job. And are you triggered that a comedy show is mocking the utter failure that is your orange Jesus?
Unfortunately, it appears you are correct.
Except Bernie was smarter.
Worst president EVER !
I’m in high school and I don’t think I have ever even heard of Melania’s anti-bullying campaign until now
Probably because u are a bully
Her campaign is co-opted by her husband, President 💩. It’s now basically saying that bullies may torment anyone they like, and that any attempt to bring them to justice is criminal.
Melania is looking more and more like Lord Voldemort.
is Michael wearing jeans at the beginning hahaha
Honey you really wanna “ be Best “ You should respect yourself and walk away from that piece of shxt........... Just saying.....👮🏼♀️
These 2 are the best hosts of this show ever.
When he said in a basket with strong rivers I was like MOSES?
Great job you guys, I love it!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Trump was told how to pronounce Pete's name because he knew to well how to break it up into syllables.