Weekend Update: Trump Talks Coronavirus - SNL
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- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like President Trump's response to the coronavirus outbreak.
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I just heard Che lost his grandma to the virus, feel so sorry for his family.
Really??😩
Nina Ingram Was just about to say that Really
Jacqui Bailey he did! I just looked it up, how terrible
First time I've rewatched this episode since it aired. The "my grandmother said we're living in our last days" literally choked me up because of this.
Old people die from a million things. Because they're prone to death
The look Colin gave Michael - “....I might have a kid?”. I keep replaying that..
Still replaying that part ..!
Fatima Mirza me too. Lol
I was waiting for the "I'm dating Scarlett Johansen" burn from Colin...might have tore up the set though.
THANK YOU
best part of the segment
Colin should have said... "Yeah, I know. And his name is Pete Buttigieg!"
Me too!
Colin Jost has two talents: Being able to keep a straight face and being unable to keep a straight face.
he needs to go and be replaced by PD
wot
No2V what...
And boy is he good at both of those things!
That is the truest thing I’ve seen
michael- “i might have a kid”
colin- “……😐 anyway the stock market…”
Love how Michael complains about his "fancy tie" then pulls off a clip on! 😂
That was the joke.
@EnjoyDit why do you keep commenting this??
Yeah, we were there...
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It’s actually always been a clip on tie.
When they cut back to Che and he was wearing a hat backward I lost it, he was extra awesome in this one!!!
J is Scoobysmom how did it perfectly coincide with it playing
I lost it at that point! Hilarious!
No2V Jesus I imagined Dwight as soon as I read this
"you know i just found out i might have a kid?" - cut to Colin's stare; lol i haven't laughed that hard in a while
“Don’t act like Americans are even better, cause we stopped eating tide pods 2 years ago.” That part just had me dying.
@HitManTwo3ree really?
HitManTwo3ree shut up go back to sleep
@HitManTwo3ree since you believed that “liberal teens are eating Tide Pods” was a legitimate headline after seeing it on Hannity or wherever your source is, you probably believe “racist trees” is an actual thing the left is freaking out about too. Not only that, but I’ve also got a bridge to sell you!
All jokes aside... “Elements of medical.” What in the HELL does that even mean?
It means he can't string two sentences together without frying his brain.
Ask Trumps psychiatrist.
like 5th element duuuuhhhhhh
@@LazyHermit thats perfect. That dumbass TRAITOR. Really is not that intelligent.
I'm sure he doesn't even know.
Michael is at a point where nothing matters at he's just done caring
@@genore1993 I'm gonna break this one down
1.made two comments
2. I'm black.
3. Why are you saying it like being a jew is a bad thing?
4. Take your stupidity elsewhere
@@CleoPiano lol thx
@@genore1993 what is being a jew a bad thing
To be fair, he just found out he might be having a kid
@@Winteramen that would explain it 😂
“We just stopped eating Tide Pods like 2 years ago”
I haven't.
LIVE corona-virus statistics by country: crefranek( dot )com/1USk
"as I'm eating a bag of tide pods"
Dunb kids this days eat tides pods where's our era at!!!
I thought maybe he was going to talk about people who eat pork skins. Yuck!
When SNL Weekend Update can just use actual video of our president to get huge laughs we have a problem.
Just what I was thinking, they should use the one when trump said that the coronavirus is just going to disappear like a miracle
IAmaPersion You sounds like a white guy who is mad he can’t say the n-word
@IAmaPersion I agree. I miss the days when TV was actually good & didn't have to rely on the president just for a laugh.
It's actual edited* video. Just like CNN does to him.
+
That Tide pod joke deserved so much more laughter and respect. So true.
At least eating Tide Pods will hopefully Kill the Stupid while the Chinese kill Hundreds of Millions of Sharks for Fin Soup, gotta make those tiny dicks hard somehow. Facts, they hurt.
That statue for the losers joke was funnier though...tho the tide pod joke was on point
@@Raincentral003 don't be racist. I've seen PLENTY of porns. Some where the Asian guys had normal sized dicks.
@@Raincentral003 hey we eat cows. The Hindus or something would be like. Not cool man. Dude we have bacon covered everything. Bacon's one of the cheapest parts of the animal. Now I'm not saying eat shark fin cuz that's not cool. But Don t judge
@@Raincentral003 also. Fuck everything cause I'm sure this covid19 will kill us,or infect us,all. Michael has a point I drink MORE than I should. Saying that I also have to say I'm drinking whilst watching this while zombie land 2 is playing while smoking a bowl..... AMERICA IS COOL. ish. If u have a ref card. And if ur local liquor store stays open past midnight
The look on Colin's face when Micheal was loosing it lmaooooooo
*losing
Sad thing is Che's grandma died since this.
Not really, happens to every1
@@inSpihr man.
You _suck._
That sucks.
Che's break down and Colin's WTF reaction is hilarious.
Che was so funny when he said he didn't want to joke about the virus in case he gets it and dies. Both comedians are so funny. Colin is a great straightman. His pause/reactions are spot on.
Might be the funniest Che moment for me.
The double-take that little boy in the big man's suit did when Che said his line was classic.
Sad thing is Che lost his grandmother to the virus
2:31 they broke Michael. So much information to absorb, like what is happening right now?!😂
4:17 Subtitles: "BY THE WAY, ARE YOU STILL GETTING MARRIED COLIN"
Whoever slipped that in is such a troll
Avalon Aeternum good call. Worth watching again with the captions to see that
Nice catch!
😂
It's probably in the script and he didnt follow it.. lol
Unreal
“wearing this fancy tie” *pulls off clip-on tie*
And don't forget that Dr. Trump said coronavirus would be gone by April due to warmer weather. F'n genius, that guy.
Did he really say that? Omg bunch of idiots in the White House.
Estefania Martinez Yes sir, something to the tune of, “It’ll be gone here in a few weeks when the weather gets warmer.” 🤦♂️
@Marine McCord "...you know in April, when it gets warmer, it'll miraculously go away." is the quote.
I'm not feeling the confidence....🤦♂️
Well, to be fair, his dead uncle *was* a "scientist", so, "he has a natural aptitude", for these things. :cD
The stunningly stupid shit this man says, on a daily basis, _in front of his supporters,_ no less, and the fact that, somehow, *_they still support him,_* just makes me lose "a bit" of hope for humanity.
Che proves why he's head writer...
Haywood Webb He and Colin are co-head writers
We broke Michael
"Earlier tonight a man came back from the dead." 😵💀😂😂😭
180518
Michael Che: did you know i just found out i might have a kid ??
Colin: 👁👄👁
Desmond Liu It might’ve been one of those jokes they surprise the other with. They were famous for doing that with the “Stefan” skits, trying to trip each other up.
‘Hoping Trump can calm people down is like hoping cocaine can fight insomnia.’ ... no truer words said.
Yeah I heard that 😂😂😉✌️
trump 2020
@adam kell
Yeah baby! He’s so on top of shit!!!!
And Trump would definitely know about that! LOL!
I agree, there is no calming you crazies down.
"On keeping with South Carolina tradition, the losers will be getting statutes."... Damn!
Perfection.
Let's hope they get STATUES first, then some convictions from the STATUTES they've ignored.
Then we can tear the damn STATUES down.
Sorry; I be a English major. 😁😏
*"Salute!! Rest in Peace, Che Grandmother!"* Thank you, for blessing us, with him! 🙏
"I work in show business, that's unrealistic!" Should have gotten a way bigger laugh!
People still have a problem with black men and white women together even in jest.
Post Weinstein verdict I might had cut the joke.
Free Hong Kong. Free The Uyghurs.
@@ethanhill9460 why? What did Weinstein have to do with that joke?
@@TheRealRevelationThe post was made partially in jest; yet the lack of guffaws indicate fall out from what I call au courant ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY SEX HABITS ON TRIAL journalism and resultant fatigue.
The was a FUNNY joke. I laughed. I was shocked the audience did not agree. I suggested a reason for the silence.
Best of luck, harv.
Che plays a convincing drunk. Ah...dark humor can be so honest.
Katima Mulilo
He’s barely a convincing black guy.
Katima Mulilo “plays” yes. I’m an alcoholic and I find it funny how many people don’t see it. Unless they don’t want to,
98% survival rate
@@BrandonRalstonUSA 🗿 Convincing (you) of his "Blackness" would be as trivial and MEDIOCRE as your comment. Clearly, he's got LOFTIER priorities. ✔
Patrick Jenkins
I also want to say that he’s a strong contender for one of the whitest black guys on the planet.
This hits different 9 months later.
Colin and Michael are hilarious together; they are brothers from a another mother..🤣🤣💯
Or brothers from a busted rubber
Michael Che is all of us right now.
Except for the kid thing. As a woman, I’m pretty sure I’d know if I had given birth.
although, you could be one of those freaks of nature who doesn't realize they're pregnant until they actually do give birth lol
@@kbanghart Yeah. There was an actual TV show about that called "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant".
@@canaisyoung3601 why am I not surprised by that. the weird no-man's-land of reality television
Unless you were a Trump... They are so far out of touch with reality you might have wondered why that Democrat you just pooped out was making so much noise...
What-If Machine lol
I don't know why the crowd reacted that way to the joke about the losers in South Carolina. I'm from the South and I thought it was funny. People having rebel flags and saying "the South will rise again" always cracked me up, because I never understood having pride in both losing the war and being on the wrong side of history. There are plenty of other things about the South worth celebrating, that you don't have to idealize the worst period of our history. And the Confederates were losers, both in the sense that they lost the war, and in the sense that they are condemned to be racist a**holes in history.
Great analysis! 👏🏿👏🏿👍🏿😁
quantumperception sore losers? Lol
quantumperception Lol lifetime Southerner here. I drive by this one house all of the time that has a confederate flag on a pole. It’s a black guy, his white spouse, & 3 biracial kids, pit bulls in the yard, completely enclosed by a 6 ft chain link fence. Smh Not sure what’s going on there. Reminds me of a black skinhead I met once in college in the 80s. He said he liked the music. 🤷♂️
@Donde Merlin Like the photo. "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law; love under will."
@@dafttool I used to have to drive past a crappy statue of Robert E. Lee. I am not one for vandalism, but I admit that was my greatest temptation.
That melt down was real. He didn’t not break out of character at all.
These two might be the best Weekend Update team ever.
Anthony O'Toole I stop watching the real news. I just watch them .....I just listen and viola. I get news and comedy. Awesome
I was just thinking the same thing. Gotta give props to the writers too
John Bennett they write their own jokes for update if I’m not mistaken. They are both head writers after all
This gets a thumbs up with me just for the "Losers get statues" joke.
Rocca Flocca That 🎯 was the winner 🤣🤣
Which is even more sad if you think about it, if Confederates understood history, they would know that Robert e Lee wanted everyone to discard that crap after the war.
@@kbanghart If he thought they would he's real stupid.
@@laurent1144 if he thought they would, he wouldn't have had to say anything.
" Imean why am i still hiding my drinking problem?' ONe of the best quotes iv'e heard all year!
He literally acted out the "imma head out" spongebob meme
The way Colin looks at Michael at 2:48 and then just continues talking 💀💀💀
Che's attitude on the Coronavirus is mine about life.
Trump: If you had Ebola you disintegrated
So was that the alt ending to infinity wars?
The Alt-Right ending
Actually it's a pretty accurate statement.
@broootal warp only half everyone else got aids
I'd love for Trump to disintegrate
@@chriszerkel5874 : How Caring. How Concerned. How Respectful. How Loving. How Peaceful. How Selfless. How Altruistic. How Tolerant.
Honestly, that corona beer thing is both hilarious and scary as F. It’s like I’m surprised by how many people believe that, but then I’m like “america, am i right”
Its not accurate, actually. It's a wayyyyyyy misleading statement that amounts to basically nothing if people read the actual survey/poll information.
When I first heard the story a week or so ago, it was Australia, not the US, so there are misinformed people everywhere.
No one drinks that anyway. Yuck!!
Yeah, I need to stop hiding my drinking problem too. 😎😂
The subtitles say “BTW are you still getting married Colin?” @ 4:19
The funniest thing was the clip on tie. I had no idea these were made for adults? 😂
"Imagine if there was a video of the Crocodile Hunter making fun of stingrays..."
Too soon, man.
Ty Stratton-Quirk it’s ALWAYS going to be too soon🥺🥺🥺
I'm assuming you're saying they shouldn't be making jokes about this? If so, I couldn't agree more. I just said to myself, they are all going to a special place in hell
"You know that I found out that I might have a kid"... 😅😂🤣
*"And with that, I think I can head out."* One can only hope.
He just quoted Spongebob meme
Exactly
Elvis has left the building.
No cock an ball torture? alright imma head out
PLEASE, Donnie, be a great example for our nation.
CONTRACT CORONAVIRUS AND BE ONE OF THE 2%
Michael Che having an existential crisis is the highlight of this update. XD
Oh the good old days right here...pre quarantine life
“I feel free!” ❤️ love you, Michael Che
Michael never fails to make me laugh
The look on Colin’s face at 2:48 😂😂
The line "We justs stopped eatig Tide pods"? BRILLIANT 😂😂
It is important to address the racism towards China and i love their way of doing it
Carson Leatherwood by making a tired joke about our diet?
Jocelyn Leung If tide pods are actually in your diet you deserve to be made fun of
@@SameerHameedy literally noone participated in the tide pod challenge. It was all media hype. Makes the joke kinda dumb
i say racism toward the leadership cause those fuckwits did keep the virus from spreadin so at least they don't care enough for their population to dwindle so at least its few less mouth to feed.
fuck china and especially fuck the CCP
Che: I FEEL FREE!🥃
Our president said "elements of medical?" And to think that people would cheer this maniac on.
Elements of medical is all the medical they have. Yet they think they’re winning.
Lol
Lol this guy thinks hes winning bc trump wins an election lmfao
masterp@1ne I won long before trump. But 40% of Americans can’t afford a $400 emergency. I bet you are in that group if you parrot don Jr propaganda. They call it gaslighting.
This is what they think "owning the libs" is. Remember that.
I mean, that's what I've heard: "Trump Slump"; a lot of people are saying it. That's what people are saying. That's what I've heard....
verdatum
And it’s an excellent slump. The best slump. The biggest slump of all time.
Kaptain Kid well...
Thanks SNL WRITERS...
because sometimes you have to LAUGH to WIN!!!!!! 🤣
I was half expecting him to pull out a bottle of Corona at 2:40.
#trumpslump
Make it happen.
#breadlineBernie
@@barnowl4528 I can smell the desperation on you. Besides everyone's talking about #trumpslump. that's what I've heard everyone calling this stock market plunge the #trumpslump
its trending on twitter lol
drew pedersen Smart presidents know to keep the ups & downs of the Stock Market at arm’s distance. But Dumbass Donnie isn’t smart.
"Trump slump" Also refers to the way he tries to speak, IMO
In the future, people will just say Trump is talking in metaphors to explain his speeches.
understanding trump...for dummies.
They say that now
🤣🤣 I feel your pain Michael. "God I feel free!"
We see a new side is Michael!🤣
One of the best Updates in awhile. Bravo fellas
4:17 captions say "by the way, are you still getting married, colin?" but it looks like they cut the clip right after that to another question-- watch che's hands
Watching this back it’s crazy
This was so silly I'm still giggling. Much needed comic relief. Lmao
Did you know I might have a kid?
Dan Myers
100% probability it’s a white girl.
5:12 just the sound of Che snickering offscreen tells you this joke is legit.
"the losers will get statues" Ha ha ha ha
Big mood with Michael Che tonight😂😂😂
Damn, tonight y'all were on fire.
- You know I just found out I might have a kid?
...
- THe stock market this week...
How many other people had a Black Grandma who used to say “We’re living in the last days”?? 🙋🏾♀️
Trump: If you had Ebola that was it .
I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel you Che. If I was ever to have a kid on the way, I would be unraveling too 🥃😂
Except you cant drink 😂
thisguy
I don’t care if it’s with a green girl. Having kids is awful especially to those of us who don’t want them 🤣.
Candie P unless it was with me ☺️
This joint was hilarious...The first transition from Michael was perfect
Omg Michael is hilarious!! He get away with raunchy “not allowed” humor that’s hilarious!!! I love the audience reactions to him
Reading romance novels again nancy?
" this fancy tie..." (pulls it off revealing its a clip on) 😂😂😂
1:57 maybe the funniest bit I've seen Che do.
One of the best weekend updates so far :)
I'm proud of these guys for that Crocodile hunter joke
These guys are gold. Gonna miss Colin when he becomes Mr. Johanssen.
A lot of southerners in the crowd tonight? That joke about the confederate statues was great.
Ronnie Mathews I am a Southerner. My first reaction was that I cringed at that joke. And then had to agree that it was funny when I noticed the Confederate flag. Obviously being black, I wonder about my fellow Southerners. But, the joke caught me off guard for a moment.
We need more of the Trump Slump but honestly even that is scary.
VOTE BLUE 2020
Voting blue in 2020.
Cali Greene TWO YEARS wiped out in a week. They can blame Covid-19 all they like, but that was a massive bubble ready to burst. Long overdue, & not done yet.
But ONLY if the choice is BERNIE!!!!
Vote blue? Which one? The guy who thinks half the US population was murdered by gun violence and inappropriately touches kids or the one who praises the Cuba model?
@@aaronharper444 Don't be so triggered bro, and listen to something other than Faux.
Best line, "Why am I hiding my drinking problem?"
Truer words were never spoken
I haven't watched SNL for years. This is funny.
Colin's reaction to Michael LOL !!
Every single time Drumpf says “ we’re doing a lot of things”.. rest assured they’re not.
I understand that reference
@PabloCruise. Oh they're doing a lot of things alright. Lying to the public, stifling scientists and the agencies that were equipped to deal with these things until they were essentially dismantled by this president and his administration. Confusing the populace and generating fear and false narratives. How many people are going to end up dying because they believe this moron when he says things like it's a hoax? So they end up not seeking treatment when they show symptoms because he tells them it's like the cold and will all be over in April. Then these idiots end up infecting more people. Why do you think it snow balled in China? Where do you think the moron in chief gets his playbook from-dictators and autocrats who don't care how many of their people die just as long as their country looks good and goes along with what they want. He is dangerous to our survival at this point.
Of course they're doing a lot of things. Something about medical, and disintegrations, that's about what I learned.
Sorry. They ARE doing lots of things - staling, looting, lying, obfuscating, drilling, caging, raping, gerrymandering, culling voters, stacking courtson and on.
@@thesoundsmith
Sounds like the Senate.
These 2 should have a Primetime news show. Can you imagine getting your daily news from these guys?😁😛😝😅😂💖
Thank you Michael Che!
I am Michael Che's kid.
And now I'm hungry for a Tide Pod.
I love being able to see these clips when I get home from working as a bouncer all night. Restless rowdy group tonight. Need some laughs . Thank you.
2:46 That admonishing look Colin gives Che is everything lol
**coughs once**
Everyone around me “ oh my God you have the coronavirus!!!”
Che was extra hilarious tonight!
Che goes, "I just found out that I might have a kid".. I'm dying.. funniest shit ever.. just look at the way he looks at coiln
TIDEPODS!!!! shit had me dead 😂
Thank you so much for compiling the playlist in order as it seems was how it was live. I’ve long hoped that you would do this.
It’s especially wonderful to have Weekend Update in order so I don’t have to guess.