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Wang Dong if I’m honest it’s not that offensive. Just stop being sensitive about everything for no reason and you’ll be fine. Also breaking someone’s windpipe for saying no homo is completely unnecessary
Wang Dong first of all, no you did not. Second, nohomo is a phrase thats been around for fucking decades! It only fucking means that you said something that could sound gay, but you clarify that you are not. That you meant no homosexuality with that comment. Its a fucking joke, if you feel the need to punch someone for that you should not be allowed outside with other people. Stop being offended over everything fucking pussy
@@wangdong4903 no. you didn't. You can't "break" windpipe. You can give rupture it. Which you also did not do. Also: thinking you're cool for pretending to punch someone in the throat, potentially killing them, because someone said "No Homo"....that is small dick energy right there.
I wish I could thank the trio for all the times they've helped me feel better. Tonight I had a major depressive episode and watching clips of them made me feel immensely better. Thanks Jeremy, Richard, and James Edit: My name is also Jeremy XD
Love the Albanian episode! That part with the Yugo and the hill is priceless! You can just hear Jeremy screaming "The door mirror!" while just continuing down the hill
Am I the only one that truly appreciates Jeremy's old school comedy with the policeman and the bakery? 🤣 very very early TV comedy but nice to see in modern times it shouldn't be funny but it is
I saw him at my doctors surgery and because he is so tall he had to crawl into his lambo backwards and the whole doctors surgery couldn’t stop laughing.😂😭
still hurts seeing jeremy throw the baguette out the window
Vexron yup!!
What A waste!
I read that right as it happened. RIP Big Baguette.
i am french and WTF, what is this sandwich and what is this citroen and the hat we have to speak of the hat XD
Imagine shaggy and scooby seeing that!!
Jeremy’s “Blithering Idiot” saying never gets old
I had to really laugh
Or James saying “CLAAAARCKSOON” haha 🤣
We are going to talk about the genius of this man long after his time.
Ben Mackay Yes, yes we will 😟
Its almost frightening
You mean the lack of it ;)
Really, he's a poet laureate of cocking about.
his genius....was almost frightening
Sometimes my genius is frightening
I have that on a T-shirt. Best thing ever
Also Jeremy: "DOOR MIRROR CAME OFF"
3:26 this clip is legit true af
*Sir you cannot have toothpaste in your bag we are going to have to take that away*
0:30 that pronunciation had me dead on the floor.
3:00 *Jeremy didn’t say no homo*
Jaden Adams no, because that’s an incredibly offensive thing to say. I once broke a guys windpipe because he said that to one of my gay friends.
Wang Dong if I’m honest it’s not that offensive. Just stop being sensitive about everything for no reason and you’ll be fine. Also breaking someone’s windpipe for saying no homo is completely unnecessary
Wang Dong first of all, no you did not. Second, nohomo is a phrase thats been around for fucking decades! It only fucking means that you said something that could sound gay, but you clarify that you are not. That you meant no homosexuality with that comment. Its a fucking joke, if you feel the need to punch someone for that you should not be allowed outside with other people. Stop being offended over everything fucking pussy
@@wangdong4903 Your a bit gay you know
@@wangdong4903 no. you didn't. You can't "break" windpipe. You can give rupture it. Which you also did not do.
Also: thinking you're cool for pretending to punch someone in the throat, potentially killing them, because someone said "No Homo"....that is small dick energy right there.
Girl: says hi to me
Me: 3:00
she: 3:02
Lmaooo
I fucking love this comment
Girl walks around corner 200m away
Me:
4:33 I think he actually hit his head there
Not even close
Are you blind
It’s all for the show
Sometimes my genius, it generates gravity
It’s that dense
“Running then stop” (it’s not like cars break down by stopping)
The French tune that plays every time Jeremy does something French will always send me 💀😩
I wish I could thank the trio for all the times they've helped me feel better. Tonight I had a major depressive episode and watching clips of them made me feel immensely better. Thanks Jeremy, Richard, and James
Edit: My name is also Jeremy XD
The “IN THE PLUMS” was a perfect outro
4:11
That’s a midget in a high chair
Just a heads up
i think he was the bloke with Hammond in the road rally
@@daunteuflay4859 I came here to say that too lol
I, for one, knew.
Lmfao Clarkson using the hose and falling over sent me, I can't stop laughing.
"Lets just cut your flesh open to make sure" IM DEAD
I am always on the floor whenever they call him "the orangutan" 🤣
1:35 thats my fav top gear moment
This guy's were made for the show, loved them.
4:11 isn't that Richards 'mechanic' from when they took cars from the auction to go road rallying?
BlackChrys Hahahaha, è proprio lui!
Yes
Christ it is good spot sir
Brian
Love the Albanian episode! That part with the Yugo and the hill is priceless! You can just hear Jeremy screaming "The door mirror!" while just continuing down the hill
I cant even find that episode
@@Mal6-4 It's S16 Ep 4 I believe
1:11 perfect timing 😂
5:10 lols
IN THE PLUMSSS
Am I the only one that truly appreciates Jeremy's old school comedy with the policeman and the bakery? 🤣 very very early TV comedy but nice to see in modern times it shouldn't be funny but it is
Translation of the sign:
Defense Infrastructure Organization Caerwent Training Area
are you an alien ?
ashGT40 😂
Thank you noble sir
All things considered, his Welsh wasn’t that bad lol
0:50 Poor Baguette =D
*Sad french noise*
I saw him at my doctors surgery and because he is so tall he had to crawl into his lambo backwards and the whole doctors surgery couldn’t stop laughing.😂😭
Clarskon is a real troll. I like him :D
Please do more of these. It's honestly my favorite show
Clarkson walking into french shops with food is an ultimate mood
Play the clips one at a time please. It’s annoying having the clips change every 5 seconds. Funny vid though👍🏼
What do you mean "play the clips one at a time"
They are playing the clips one at a time. You don't see multiple clips on the screen at the same time do you?
@@NoneYa42069 one clip in its entirety instead of playing bits and pieces of the same clip every 5 secs. You 2 are dumbasses
3:27 looool
I have depression, I don’t need medication I need this. Literally nothing else makes me happier and laugh harder than Jezza “cocking about”
That random salad in the face of Jamesay kills me
2:57 this gets me every time 🤣🤣
Clarkson is definitely one of a kind, can't find another 😂😂😂😂
These three.... best three ever!!!
4:08. 4:10. Is that an optical illusion?
No it is just a glitch when recorded by a camera. You should never wear anything with stripes when on camera.
I don’t get it 🤔 plz explain😅
@@izzywarhurst1019 the striped clothes the woman was wearing
Striped patterns like that have a tendency to glitch the camera as it scans top to bottom
I thought you were talking about the midget next to her lol
"Was running, then stop" u.u
The doctor of engineering twice, everybody
The peel thoooooo.., best car ever made
1:21 even auto captions find clarkson funny
i love the editing on this so much
This has to be the best one for Clarkson 🤣🤣🤣 the ones where he's the policeman and gets distracted by a shop 🤣🤣🤣
Lol the best bit is the big hose let loads presher of water and the cabbie that his James in the face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want that sandwich
“While we examined the engine the orangutan tried to mend the door” proceeds to slam the door.
By any chance do you know what episode that clip is from? I've been trying to find it for a while now and can't find it.... Help, please!
@@alexstanescu1943 I'm looking for it aswell I cant find it either
@@Mal6-4 it's the Albania special. I found it in the meantime. S.16 Ep.3
4:33 😂😂😂
Nice loved part 1
The airport xray baggage rant was so on point
That massive sandwich looked really good 😔
Ikr 🤤🥖
I like to tell myself there was someone waiting to catch that baguette because the idea that he threw it on the floor makes me hurt.
0:40 Jeremy look like my grandpa wit that mustache
1:20 David souffle
Jeremy throwing the baguette out the window made my week
I haven’t laughed this hard in years
So nobodys gonna notice how this lovely guy put no ads on the video?
"The door mirror's come off".
What episode is that from? I've been trying to find it for a while now, without any luck
1:12
2:43
4:50
Absolute legend
"sometimes I even stagger myself with my genius"Jeremy Clarkson
0:35 I believe this says “the organisation of the defense infrastructure of the Caerwent training area.”
2:12 When the Need for Speed cops try an overly inventive way of catching speeders, only for it to backfire hugely
Every time i see the baguette I want to cry cause that looks so good
2:07 I am also haha haha😆😆
I actually love this 😂😂
#TopGearGirl
This man is one of a kind a bloody genius 😎😎
POWER!!!!!
1:29 he's got the focused teen look down
IN THE PLUMS!
I screamed NO!!!! When he threw that sandwich out the window.
LEGEND
Jeremy Clarkson probably has one of the most recognisable voices in the world.
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Funny TV UK Maybe try the other too as well
Funny TV UK compilation of Jeremy calling people maniacs
James may funny moments
Stop going back and forth between the clips... just play the same clip all together.
Just wondering by chance if ur able to find the full episode or clips of the second one?
I got a Homeless starving shelter ad after he through that baguette out the window.
National treasure 💙
In the pluuuuuums…. 😂
The day we lose clarkson will be so dark..
5:04
It's funny how Jeremy Clarkson,playing as the French police officer would always have a theme when he would go into a restaurant or a café
2:16 he sounds like british arnold schwarzenegger every time he says that hahah
Very disappointed to see the wooden handbrake wasn't in this
THE DOOR MIRROR!!!!
"THE DOOR MIRROR'S COME OFF!"
I like it when Jeremy Clarkson drives through the BBC news center in the P45
3:26-3:48 I’m dead 🤣🤣
SPEEEEEEDDDDD AND POWEEERRRRRR......
4:11 is that not Richards do driver from the classic rally episode?
Probably worked for top gear or something
The door mirror come off! The door mirror. THE DOOR MIRROR!
'EEEN Thr plums😂
The door mirror 😂
3:40 he got a point
“In the plums”-Jeremy Clarkson
What a macheeeeeeen!!
I love how they talk them selves up the. The opposite happens :)
"Iam a Mountain Goat"
Famous Last Words
Not right now! 😂😂😂
Oh No! How could you? The baguette 😱😱😱