Da GUNT - KINGPIN (feat. MC Jarbo)

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  • Da GUNT - KINGPIN ft. MC Jarbo
    Produced by Caveman
    • BROCKHAMPTON Type Beat...
    Download Links:
    MP3: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-...
    FLAC: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-...
    Lyrics:
    someone call the ambulance (chaser)
    where the fuck is that fucking faggot?
    oh hey nick rikeita!
    are you gonna get me out of state
    for being a sick revenge porn reciprocator and a tax evader
    nick why don't you donate a couple hundred bucks
    you're probably getting sick of paper
    you're getting sticked with greats
    i'm just getting sticked with papers
    damn look at the state, i'm a fucking bitter hater
    lawsuits going on in two states and all they ever say is
    horse rapist! fucking blaze they really don't like us
    nick how about you learn how to form a case?
    they're not just throwing punches
    these niggas be throwing diapers
    and i can't afford to fight this
    since they brought forward my case
    nick i don't like that tweet you made
    i don't like your evil face
    and fuck your legal takes, time to fornicate
    start crossbreeding your wife with the guy that's
    no more than four foot eight
    yeah they said i'm five foot one
    not after i caught that plane
    they said i got that brain damage (i'm probably insane)
    i pull my panties aside, squat on this bowling lane
    bitch ask me where the bathroom is again
    this whole fucking this is the bathroom, what was i saying? (get out bitch)
    hold my tongue 'fore i say some shit i can't reword
    a fucking massive cuck deserves a massive massacre
    that's right you niggas heard
    god damnit i shit the bed so much niggas call me hamber heard
    before i get indicted, you're always invited
    before i get indicted, you're always invited
    arrest him! arrest him! (rape-it-ralph)
    arrest him! arrest him! (rape-it-ralph)
    before i get indicted, you're always invited
    jesse say hi to faith, alice say hi to may
    no need to hide your face up in the league of rape
    you can call me superman but i don't go for lois lane
    pick the white trash ghislaine with the slowest brain
    i'ma cop the blame the second pod awful's slain
    gator and augie same, you dumb niggas all the same
    flamenco memenco i see now why your ass is single
    it's simple, your sister's in the basement screaming let me go
    i got no talent but i guess i've gotta talent for gassing hard
    but i don't mean i'll crash the car (just that you're my passenger)
    they love mc jarbo, 'course i wanna hear the gunt
    come on matt, share that shit everyone
    alright man
    dad will never have no improvise no mission or plan
    to try to crowd fund feeding all these kids that he's had
    so where's the next one gonna be dawg, michigan man?
    can't be that many fat chicks who like these hicks in japan
    the quest to be world's best non-visiting dad
    the worst shit on his laptop makes even the president sad
    this nigga went from allah ackbar, walaikum assalam
    to a straight bitch that needs like eight fucking acres of land
    before i get indicted, you're always invited
    you're always invited
    arrest him! arrest him! (rape-it-ralph)
    arrest him! arrest him! (rape-it-ralph)
    before i get indicted, you're always invited
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Komentáře • 291

  • @barwar7707
    @barwar7707 Před 2 lety +222

    May Jarbo the Hutt live 100 years

  • @collinfulling3223
    @collinfulling3223 Před 2 lety +66

    “I shit the bed so much [they] call me Hamber Heard”
    F U C K

  • @unebkarnn4842
    @unebkarnn4842 Před 2 lety +116

    This slaps harder than a punch hitting the Gunt at his own bowling alley wedding

  • @patrickhamos2987
    @patrickhamos2987 Před 2 lety +291

    Of course Jarbo comes in late and just casually DESTROYS

    • @Noobsaibot21
      @Noobsaibot21 Před 2 lety +41

      That Jarbo verse was just beautiful.

  • @redacted8092
    @redacted8092 Před 2 lety +87

    MC Jarbo is #1 in this sector

  • @yabbadabbadoo2474
    @yabbadabbadoo2474 Před 2 lety +56

    Arrest him, arrest him!!!!!

  • @walterTbaggins
    @walterTbaggins Před 2 lety +153

    Imagine getting rocked at your own deeply embarrassing bowling meet, only to finally get home and realise that your absurd antics have once again landed you an MC Jarbo diss track.

    • @gsc8713
      @gsc8713 Před 2 lety

      And he got capped by a fucking soyboy 🤣

    • @Scrimparmy
      @Scrimparmy Před 2 lety +11

      I honestly believe he blasts these songs. They’re too fire

  • @flake452
    @flake452 Před 2 lety +85

    This is so good Ralph should give you the bowling trophy he gave himself.

  • @EnteiFled
    @EnteiFled Před rokem +11

    how many rapidly declining internet coins will it take for you to make The Rap Battle of Jim's Driveway

  • @ButtWorldsMan
    @ButtWorldsMan Před 2 lety +106

    This beat is insane all Da GUNT tracks are masterpieces.

  • @Ryne918
    @Ryne918 Před 2 lety +11

    this song wont leave my head for 2 days please stop

  • @Johnharwell1
    @Johnharwell1 Před 2 lety +23

    The fact that he's done so much shit already that the bowling alley feels like an age ago is horrifying.

  • @hemlocksalad5383
    @hemlocksalad5383 Před rokem +10

    >Tax evada

  • @seranonable
    @seranonable Před 2 lety +6

    Matt comes in at the end and just boulders him

  • @desert2552
    @desert2552 Před 2 lety +36

    Play this song at the next failed bowling event. *shakes small bottle*

  • @TheDiscoGenre
    @TheDiscoGenre Před rokem +6

    The Gunt is the meme that keeps on giving

  • @D2017_
    @D2017_ Před 2 lety +8

    Ethan "I'm so street that when I'm hit, I scream for the police" Ralph

  • @zerokidd21
    @zerokidd21 Před 2 lety +6

    Corn harvest looking mighty fine this year 🌽

  • @rock4935
    @rock4935 Před rokem +7

    Bars outta this wurld

  • @dennycrane5736
    @dennycrane5736 Před rokem +6

    Imagine not getting a pound of potatos when you're live

  • @brad7566
    @brad7566 Před 2 lety +11

    "I shlt the bed so much they call me Amber Herd" 🤣😂😂😂

  • @SlickOnTop
    @SlickOnTop Před 2 lety +11

    Mundane Matt actually comes off as a badass for once.

  • @carnivorebear6582
    @carnivorebear6582 Před 2 lety +7

    Looking forward to the mc catboy album

  • @niccolomachiavelli5118
    @niccolomachiavelli5118 Před 2 lety +14

    Amber Heard line is fire

  • @Dr.Gainzzz
    @Dr.Gainzzz Před 2 lety +9

    Before I get indicted… you’re always invited!

  • @obZenism
    @obZenism Před 2 lety +5

    2018 feels like a million years ago

  • @OrgusDin
    @OrgusDin Před 6 měsíci +10

    This has aged really well in light of Nick's Ralphamalesque downward spiral.

  • @ThomasRoiloup
    @ThomasRoiloup Před 2 lety +110

    He's shaped more like a bowling ball than actual bowling balls. Also don't forget nick rekieta took money to guntguard for ralph up until a few months ago. If you think he's on your side you're just as clueless as when most of you thought ralph was cool a couple years ago.

    • @eldenlean5221
      @eldenlean5221 Před 2 lety +8

      No one ever thought ralp was cool lmao. He just happened to host metokur from time to time. That was literally the only reason why anyone cared. Once again jimbo done fucked up big time(first one was boulder king himself)

  • @yoshivsjoshi
    @yoshivsjoshi Před 2 lety +5

    Thumping and bumping in Portugal

  • @myfirstscreename
    @myfirstscreename Před 2 lety +42

    Need to get Nick in the studio so he can spit some bars on the next banger

    • @ThomasRoiloup
      @ThomasRoiloup Před 2 lety +9

      The next ethan ralph coming in to do a song about the current ethan ralph.

  • @evilsponge6911
    @evilsponge6911 Před 2 lety +5

    The Matt vs Ralph anime rap battle arc is getting really good

  • @titaniumspike1779
    @titaniumspike1779 Před 2 lety +14

    Next one needs a verse featuring Nick the Neg Hole Fuentes

  • @LordCybot
    @LordCybot Před rokem +6

    How the fuck is this man such a lyrical genius????

  • @jimpargon
    @jimpargon Před 2 lety +5

    Straight banger

  • @thebluetoad999
    @thebluetoad999 Před 2 lety +25

    Mcjarbo is the best in the sector, from the top on down

  • @tombickers
    @tombickers Před rokem +6

    I would totally get this on a shirt.

  • @circattle
    @circattle Před 2 lety +13

    It's the attention to detail that gets me everytime. I particularly like the use of his horrific laughing, and the gavel coming down.

  • @curiousbunny2573
    @curiousbunny2573 Před 2 lety +8

    I have to explain so much lore for one song XD

  • @theoutlander1411
    @theoutlander1411 Před 2 lety +4

    We need a Lisbon part 2 after the other day.

  • @markmackenzie4423
    @markmackenzie4423 Před 2 lety +11

    This shit is unironically good I love

  • @slr4201
    @slr4201 Před 2 lety +25

    "They're not just throwin' punches, these niggas be throwin' diapers"
    God dammit, lmao.
    Also, World's Best Dad 2 when?

  • @Khan.WrathOf
    @Khan.WrathOf Před 2 lety +3

    If someone finds a way to convert Ralph's downward spiraling into energy, it'd be a limitless resource.

  • @collinfulling3223
    @collinfulling3223 Před 2 lety +4

    I really hope we start getting MC Metokur cutting in on some of these tracks

  • @benwilliams4942
    @benwilliams4942 Před 2 lety +13

    Another all time banger from the Kill Stream

  • @seanutarbuckle6457
    @seanutarbuckle6457 Před 2 lety +6

    this slaps

  • @shitpost.mp4345
    @shitpost.mp4345 Před 2 lety +26

    SOMEONE ARREST HIM ARREST HIM
    HES KILLING THE BEAT

  • @deepstatethrombosis
    @deepstatethrombosis Před rokem +6

    Shit slaps

  • @ypsilon.6167
    @ypsilon.6167 Před rokem +5

    0:48🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @foley15136
    @foley15136 Před 2 lety +6

    Second Best thing since “Goodbye Boulders”………..whoa kemosabe………dead air………..

  • @smirking8457
    @smirking8457 Před 2 lety +6

    "I shit the bed so much, niggas call me Amber Heard"
    lol

  • @RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X
    @RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X Před 2 lety +4

    We need a follow up, Ralph got his ass beaten again in Portugal on video this time..

  • @johnhonker437
    @johnhonker437 Před 2 lety +10

    Big Ups to MC Jarbo!

  • @9mmsleepingpill851
    @9mmsleepingpill851 Před 2 lety +28

    You're the seed that will spawn a new music genre I feel. Categorically, it's rap, but it's more than that. It's like a diss track. It's also a self-diss track as you use the guy's own voice to insult him. It's comedic, as you know the inside jokes, the funny situation and humour. I have no idea what the genre would be called, but it's fun to listen to and unlike anything other I've heard so far.

    • @scrappyanimations4096
      @scrappyanimations4096 Před 2 lety +11

      I heard someone describe it in another CZcams comment as “deepfake rap” and that’s the closest description I could find. Still, this is literally genius. This guy raps better splicing samples from other peoples voices together than the entire modern rap industry can with their own unique artists, instruments, and unlimited money

  • @davidiceberg2744
    @davidiceberg2744 Před 2 lety +17

    I'm so glad that you still keep featuring MC Jarbo in your tracks

  • @RxAxIxNxBxOxW
    @RxAxIxNxBxOxW Před 2 lety +5

    Grape-it Ralph!! What a banger!

  • @terrancemaddox9062
    @terrancemaddox9062 Před 2 lety +7

    He won that awesome trophy. Its so cool

    • @kyraiki80
      @kyraiki80 Před 2 lety +1

      Trophy bigger than him too. I bet Gym doesn't even have a bowling trophy!

    • @pumpnking
      @pumpnking Před 2 lety +2

      I bet Gym would wish for a trophy like that, STAY MAD HATERS.

  • @scrappyanimations4096
    @scrappyanimations4096 Před 2 lety +22

    This song is so fucking good that it made me go and look up all the lore and now I'm even more impressed. What the fuck dude you are so talented.

  • @yoshivsjoshi
    @yoshivsjoshi Před 2 lety +6

    Whenever MC Jarbo uploads Grape it Ralph is like “AREST HIM AREST HIM”

  • @pogicus89
    @pogicus89 Před 2 lety +58

    Once again you deliver an amazing banger. For the next week I'll be listening to MC jarbo's full collection like i do every time you upload

  • @OffTheWagons
    @OffTheWagons Před 2 lety +3

    Not getting notifications, good thing for word of mouth

  • @3Jane_TA
    @3Jane_TA Před 2 lety +6

    So when is Nick Fuentes gonna start spitting some sick raps?

    • @reviewtechUSSR1
      @reviewtechUSSR1 Před 2 lety +6

      Nicole Fuentes will probably start dropping bars when the transgender arc begins.

  • @TheWaterdog6
    @TheWaterdog6 Před 2 lety +3

    I love Matt laying the sick burns on Ralph, but I am still disappointed there was no little "Metokur: Oh what do we have here?" at the end.
    I think everyone would love to see a 4/5 star verbal beatdown from Jim.

  • @fun4saber343
    @fun4saber343 Před 2 lety +4

    LOL, this shit was fuckin fire. And that funny ass bit about his marriage change ups. And the ACRES!!!!!
    Hahahaha

  • @JohnSmith-og5qe
    @JohnSmith-og5qe Před 2 lety +38

    Your lyrical prowess is jaw dropping brother. KINGPIN and LAY DOWN are a new level in your writing. Each song presents a clear sequence of the events, and yet both are layered with consistent subtextual insults.
    All done in ERs voice.
    It's like post meta. I love it!
    Thank you for the effort you put into your work.

  • @rearview2360
    @rearview2360 Před 2 lety +6

    Dropping hot new stuff

  • @proxyl0rd787
    @proxyl0rd787 Před rokem +5

    Suweee

  • @jimhaglund597
    @jimhaglund597 Před 2 lety +6

    JUST PURE DAMN FIRE

  • @ZoomerDoomer
    @ZoomerDoomer Před 12 dny +3

    Recent events have created a new meaning to this diss

  • @stare4261
    @stare4261 Před 2 lety +6

    Da gunt and mc jarbo make the most insane tracks I've heard in a while wtf is this why is this so good

  • @ParrotMan01276
    @ParrotMan01276 Před rokem +3

    This song makes me dance and laugh my butt off.

  • @chris7868
    @chris7868 Před 2 lety +5

    i didnt realize ethan was such a talented rappist. why doesnt he play these on his show?

    • @kyraiki80
      @kyraiki80 Před 2 lety +4

      They don't call him Rap-It Ralph for nothing...

  • @2f_2c
    @2f_2c Před 2 lety +7

    Anotha awl taym banger from [Jarbo the Hutt]! Thank you laedies and guntlemen!

  • @peacefrog929
    @peacefrog929 Před 2 lety +4

    Love to listen to MC Jarbo while I'm searching eBay for a second hand man purse

  • @betaraytasty5109
    @betaraytasty5109 Před 2 lety +7

    Damn Matt roasted his ass.

  • @TheNew-FC
    @TheNew-FC Před 2 lety +2

    From the Reiketa Drama, to the Portugal Drama, to the Jim beef, the Rape Retort, and now the PillStream bowling event, you must be drowning in potential content.

  • @thelevelbeyondhuman
    @thelevelbeyondhuman Před 2 lety +47

    Damn that chorus kills me, this is too clean! How long does this take you?!

    • @JarboTheHutt
      @JarboTheHutt  Před 2 lety +76

      5 days work more or less

    • @NobodyCaresALot
      @NobodyCaresALot Před 2 lety +5

      You are the best! 222 RRU

    • @scrappyanimations4096
      @scrappyanimations4096 Před 2 lety +11

      @@JarboTheHutt Jesus Christ dude this is so skillfully done. I used to make YTP videos and I know how much work it takes stitching these Frankenstein soundbytes together, but forming rhyme schemes... Let alone ones that are actually HILARIOUS and just straight up cold bars is fucking crazy. You have some real talent

    • @VaporwaveYuri
      @VaporwaveYuri Před 2 lety +4

      @@JarboTheHutt Only 5 days? You're a machine!

    • @mikeaxer1625
      @mikeaxer1625 Před 2 lety +1

      @@JarboTheHutt does 5 days include coming up with the lyrics?

  • @BierMeister08
    @BierMeister08 Před 2 lety +12

    MC Jarbo; home of the real blaze.
    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Another banger.
    The madlad can't stop, won't stop

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 Před 2 lety +2

    The Gunt: Kingpin of the Cul-De Sac

  • @ScottE-2
    @ScottE-2 Před 2 lety +10

    I don't know what's more impressive, the fact you put together some crazy as lyrics or that you find a song that perfectly compliments it. No idea how you pull off the balancing act with the flow syncing up but I look forward to the next one. A bit late to comment since I wasn't warry that it had been uploaded already. Either way, the craft you have been developing has improved greatly and I wish you the best in your success.

  • @nukebloc
    @nukebloc Před rokem +5

    this is seriously impressive lol

  • @RinMichaelis
    @RinMichaelis Před 2 lety +5

    Shit!!! This is so good. I'm gonna play this at work.

  • @Stoonk
    @Stoonk Před rokem +2

    This might be your best one Hamber

  • @Jorhan
    @Jorhan Před 2 lety +4

    These songs are always bangers. If ralph learnt all these lyrics and went on tour as 'da gunt' he could become the greatest act out of america

  • @misteral2569
    @misteral2569 Před 2 lety +8

    i feel like this one must have been truly inspired with how recent a good portion these sounds clips are. Also all hail the return of Mc Jarbo, shocked the gunt stuck around after his verse.

  • @DRUNKENATHEISTSTUDIO
    @DRUNKENATHEISTSTUDIO Před 2 lety +2

    Holy ish

  • @bradenanderson6989
    @bradenanderson6989 Před 2 lety +3

    Ladies and gentlemen, another all-time banger from the killstream

  • @Scrimparmy
    @Scrimparmy Před 2 lety +3

    UHRESTEM

  • @sedoskovelha123
    @sedoskovelha123 Před 2 lety +3

    You should send this to Nick so he opens his stream with it

    • @JarboTheHutt
      @JarboTheHutt  Před 2 lety +3

      Not sure he'd want to open with someone calling him a faggot tbh

  • @curiousbunny2573
    @curiousbunny2573 Před 2 lety +6

    Unbelievably good. Found you through Cog

  • @punishedblowstein1111
    @punishedblowstein1111 Před 2 lety +3

    Ralph deservs a whole musical dedicated to his rage pig antics!
    Also Nick "Cumhinter" Fuentes tracks when?

  • @sempitraum5541
    @sempitraum5541 Před 2 lety +4

    ARREST HIM! I AM THE RALPHA MALE AND HE HURT MY FEELINGS

  • @misterjepaxe
    @misterjepaxe Před 2 lety +5

    This and World's Best Dad are my top favorites of yours that I listen to more than I care to admit!

  • @CrimsonR6
    @CrimsonR6 Před 14 dny +4

    The Ralphacurse took Rekieta

  • @TaisinViper
    @TaisinViper Před rokem +4

    Another absolute banger sir!

  • @lizzieisbaked
    @lizzieisbaked Před rokem +5

    GODDAMN THIS IS GOOD

  • @goblez5900
    @goblez5900 Před 2 lety +3

    Lay Down part 2 incoming?

  • @biggerbossgamerhands3767
    @biggerbossgamerhands3767 Před 2 lety +4

    Straight up 🔥

  • @StonedMexicanGuy
    @StonedMexicanGuy Před 2 lety +4

    Hell of a banger .

  • @jetleegabriel
    @jetleegabriel Před 2 lety +2

    Jarbo the Hutt needs to create his own music label Dam it!

  • @snakesdoe6040
    @snakesdoe6040 Před 2 lety +2

    I listen to this everyday several times throughout the day