MC Jarbo - Better Than Me
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- čas přidán 9. 08. 2020
- MC Jarbo - Better Than Me
Produced by MaxSky
Available now on Itunes and Spotify
Add me on Twitter before I get banned again! / mcjarbo
Lyrics:
voice identification confirmed. welcome back, captain Jarbo
give me a status report
certainly. since we last spoke, I have identified several weaknesses in the target.
you will be working with the biggest faggots in the galaxy.
your primary mission is to take down Ethan Ralph.
you must not fail
hey guess who's back with gay-ops optics
Matt with the cockless style you guys rock with
hot shit, hutt check all the boxes
engage the cuck switch, boot up the block lists
guess it's time for me to be redeemed
Ralph's sticking his ween in barely legal teen
so assemble a team, we got a stream to kill
into the Greasemobile, let's make Ethan scream
we’re really headed for the win son
with gay op-timus prime and godwinson
so let's see if we can dig some shit up
and if we can’t, fuck it invent some
look at this child so innocent
kid's gone missing and dad's probably out of his mind
are you listening? big bad Ralph’s looking out for
fucking meth-headed kids to be jizzing in
that fucking sham of a marriage
no kids? was the last woman damaged?
there’s loads of college kids up om campus
that you can trap and drag back to the mattress
the old man wouldn't have this
let Matt give you some practical tactics
send her to me and just like magic
watch her come back with a sack full of black kids
how are you keeping them silent?
with a punch to the eyelid, or with a knife like I did?
welcome to club Biden
if it ain't got no training wheels, we ain't ridin’
now the take-downs are getting faster
man I never thought the student would become the master
caught a lot of flack 'cause I flagged down Fatsmas
but bitch you got more fucking flags than an atlas
so this little spic Dame put you on the block list
but can't do it better than me
I heard this motherfucker Ethan Ralph wants to **** little kids
but he can't do it better than me
nowadays everyone is a false flagging faggot
it's tragic, even if you on some
payoff shit, I'm on some gay op shit
no buddy, you’ll never do it better than me
god damn it!
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs
baby back pussy and baby back tits
but her dad wants his baby back quick
so maybe quit it, you fat fucking idiot
if it's between a fat pill popping maker’s sipping
hick who just doesn't know when he's beat
choose the pretentious fag who's only
talent’s being able to spread the fuck out of his cheeks
but Matt, would you date an eighteen year old? no!
not unless she's got a four year old bro
not unless she can produce a GoPro
and we can go home and film with no clothes
if that's the case then we'll split the load
could that be the reason you randomly phoned?
if church is to me what college is to you
why pour gasoline and leave all the clues?
Warski... i'm just letting you know
that the CP you own, you got no right to show
that shit's my fucking COPYRIGHT you know
sounds like you want another Knoxville fight you hoe
yeah, you’re out of luck now
'cause it's cool to be the cuck now, ain't nobody
give a flying fuck now, man fuck that
wheelchair shit dawg, your man’s got a truck now
and pesos, fuck happened to you?
and how the fuck did you become such a tool?
guess your true colors starting to show through
and it's the color of a Jew
so this little spic Dame put you on the block list
but can't do it better than me
I heard this motherfucker Ethan Ralph wants to **** little kids
but he can't do it better than me
nowadays everyone is a false flagging faggot
it's tragic, you open your mouth and you’ve had it
we’re all on our own gay ops shit
nope buddy, you'll never do it better than me
maybe he ain't no better than me
no he ain't no better than me
I am detecting multiple incoming take-downs from all quadrants…
the flagging faggots are rapidly mobilizing….
formulating new gay ops countermeasures…
warning. your chance of survival are now 0%
goodbye commander - Komedie
Better than Me is now available on ITunes and Spotify. Enjoy guys!
Adding it to my iTunes right now. This ones a banger!
If you can get Mr Vickers you pass god status to titan. Nice my dude!
@JUSTICE FOR IAN PUDDICK wait so if this isn't homoerotic and invalid when will this real Jarbo version be out?
It has been a year. We need more content for the Corn Harvest.
Did Jarbo actually record lyrics for this ?
I expected gunt guarding. Color me impressed.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, hit on children and you do it alone.
If you didn't need more proof that we exist in a doomed timeline, Majestic Matt was Redeemed!
Nah bro. I'd say at least half the people here gave up on the gunt ages ago and only care about bantz.
this dude good at singing
God damn the Rapper king himself!
Reminder that Mundane Matt is a better father than Ethan Ralph
Uber eats feeds the kids!!!
What are you talking about Ralph is the world's best non visiting dad
Better stepfather
Are ya winning Ralph
how about now? HAHAHAHA
Lmfao he most certainly is not
nope
@@manresurection7182 matt is working an honest job supporting a family while ralph drinks himself to death and publicises video evidence of his corprophilia and gets in public spats with his gf's father.
That gunt grease must have strong hypnotic qualities.
@@manresurection7182 all I see is that ralph is even more degenerate and fucking up even more, especially considering his alcohol addiction and pill abuse.
On this glorious day Mundane Matt delivered the killing blow to Ethan Ralph by asking him about his flagging history. This is the ultimate punishment for Ralph!
Now wait a minute Ralph! RALPH NO!
Matt did more damage to Ralph in 5 minutes than an hour and a half with Metokur
This is aging like a fine wine.
For the first time ever, the dislikes are not from Matt. xD
Dick Masterson's tiny face is probably raging somewhere in defense of the Gunt's honor.
This track is so hot, it left Ethan Ralph's career in flames the day it dropped.
Gunt grease is a very good fire accelerator
IT'S NAHT TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ITS NAWT POOOOOO *SNIFFFFF*
IT’S NAWT LEWD JERSH THEY’RE JUST DRAWINGS IT’S NAHT LEEEEEEEEEEWD
U beat me to it. But It's not true!🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽😥🍔🤰👍👍👍👍👍💥
Best channel of all
Woah, you just went low, prepare for the Gunt to go lower.
Did you end up watching the video?
@@bruciekibbutz2947 idk dude. You seen how low that creature hangs?
@@burnsloads when the gunt goes lower it carves vast craters into the earth like the UFO in independence day
@@bruciekibbutz2947 Easy tribesman! Migrating Birb boy is a beloved kibbutz member himself. Don't hold him to the same standards as the other 60ys. Cut this merchant some wiggle room for his machinations!
Left the quarry early for better phone reception to listen to some MC Jarbo.
My man.
At least Matt isn't the only false flagger.
Rabbi Ralph flagging PPP
@The BadderMan they are funny.
@The BadderMan I'm sure you can produce one single shred of evidence that PPP has ever engaged in pedophillia and/or flagged any of Ralph's content. I'm sure you're not one of the last remaining Gunt guards, rocking your own Gunt and a
@The BadderMan yes, evidence matters. And no matter what nonsense you're desperately flailing at to try to justify the fact that you just outright lied about PPP it doesn't excuse your behaviour. What it does do is show for all to see just how disgusting Gunt is - not only can't you form a defence of his conduct, but you can't even impugn PPP - all you can do is sling baseless mud, just like Gunt himself.
@The BadderMan 1, I don't have a Kiwi Farms account and I can remember visiting it three times. Ever
2, Evidence, is evidence, is evidence. You take it for what it's worth. If it's someone on KF just smack talking it might be funny, but it's not proof of anything. If it's someone on KF providing a link to verified information, it's not invalid just because it's on a website that you don't like.
3, I don't know if you're aware of this, but in the US court and police records are publicly accessible. You can go to Ethan Ralph.com and read copies of those records for yourself. Ralph is also a prolific social media user - we know Faith's age (for instance) because he told us live on air. There are also numerous women who have posted their DM's with him on KF. That's how we know he was rather pathetically trying to arrange a three way between himself, Faith and the ex girlfriend who he had cheated on with Faith. I'm sure even a certified genius like you can work out why she might be motivated to do that.
Long story short, you're wrong I'm afraid. Ralph is an awful human being whose only remaining entertainment value lies in his continuing spiral into irrelevance.
New Challenger has appeared: Nick Fuentes
The Go Pro line was prophetic in hindsight.
The rate MC Jarbo is going, he'll put on entire operas and huge concerts just to make fun of Matt.
Mc Jarbo and Liquid Richard live in concert or opera? Book me a season ticket with exclusive lodge view!!
Yeah if I ever start a bar this is gonna be on the tracks for sure.
@@schubnagel8062 look here, look lisen I was gathering holders real tawk
MC Jarbo is a modern day Wagner.
I know just the opera:
"Il Fagliacci"
It’s nice to see that Matt’s Rap Game is doing much better than his CZcams career.
Legit, it does actually sound really good lmao! Maybe if Matt decided to change tack, he wouldn't be so pathetic? Wait, he tried it with that cringe segment... :/
D egenerate
Faith come home.
Or maybe a remix of “help me faith” from FC5
Jarbo didn't have to take down Ralph.... he took himself down tonight lol. Now wait a minute Ralph! Noo Ralph no...🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃📱
I can hear Dame’s Laugh right now
Are you implying this wasn't Majestic Matt 4D underwater chess?
@@davidedge3093 HOOO BOYYYYY
@@frankman1998 heads up, watch muted. Audio sounds like a bulldog chewing mayonnaise
@oh... Sniff da poo poo 💩
This channel is the only reason I ever remember Jarbo
#metoo
Someone is going to get blocked
No someone is going to get flase flagged
@@lakamokolaka Dame will block, Shannon will flag, Gunt will seethe.
@@someguy3766 Who's Shannon? I never really watched the Killstream so I don't know about the stuff that happens with it
@@gnomeam Shannon is Gaytor
@@Baell1 Ah okay, I never knew his real name, or the fact that people have started using it
Based MAJESTIC Matt dabbing on Mexicans and gunts.
YOURE GONNA CARRY THAT GUNT ETHAN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Judging by the size of that gunt I give him 15 years max
Its funny how obese and alcoholic people literally have to carry the weight of their sins every day
Honestly won't be a long life.
Mission Accomplished
The boulder has been dropped on the Lord of the Gunt.
this is god tier shyt right here GUNT HAS BECOME THE GUNTED
The gunt will rot as marvellous Matt claims his throne!
Here after Ralph got beat up
Club Biden ha ha.
This cut just gets better and better... Aging like fine wine in the wake of the Boulder King hosting the Metokur smack down of Gunt.
Mundane Matt: "I flagged like 13 people, how many did you flag?"
Gunt: dial tone... Cause he hung up in shame.
Here after the Ralph beatdown and Matt's attempted redemption run which involved giving props to MC Jarbo lol
I love that such a high-quality song was dedicated to shitting on relatively unknown e-celebs.
The original IBS waa pretty big. Back when youtube suppoeted free speech and allowed free discussion of ideas it was often the biggest livestream going on. I overheard people irl talking about it, talking about jim, some highschoolers. It was pretty surreal
@@thaksjtubelol no ibs was not big by any measure. Just because you and two high school spergs you overheard know about it doesn’t mean it was ever more than just a handful of fat nobodies acting like catty bitches to an audience of a few thousand people. This legit banger of a song about petty e-drama that unfolded over years and resulted in everyone being gay is basically high concept art.
Good Lord. Things have really taken turn.
year and a half later and still legendary
only gets better with age
still slaps
Hey, at least the boulder king has been a fairly good sport about MC Jarbo. Try joking about the gunt and see how quickly you’re blocked. Also, I’m still waiting to see the gunt’s report history.
He even admitted that one of these songs was pretty good. Gunt will just accuse him of being a snake on Twitter and then encourage his spergy audience to flag this channel.
Ironic
Ralph manage to destroy both his own and Matt's career by bouldering
This song will always be relevant to the most recent week of Ralph's life
Still relevant
Yaaaaay bout time
You guys should collab sometime. ;D
Not True!!!!
@@someguy3766 We did with Milkshakes. It's on Sargon of Akkunt or see the music playlist on EJ channel. It's a bit off because the original got Copyright struke.
Original beat is "Funky Dua Lipa type Beat "FUNKY LOVE" / Calvin Harris Pop type Beat 2020" for those wondering
THANK YOU
🌽 G U N T 🌽
As soon as this dropped, all MC Jarbo clips were suspiciously deleted from Gators Soundboard
Hello Ralph, it is me gator
That opening killed me, because "Jarbo the Hutt" COULD successfully fool even the most sophisticated AI into thinking it was dealing with the real Matt Jarbo. Your Jarbo simulation is so uncanny, it could pass a Turing Test!
Considering the sequel to Bouldergate just happened im coming back to the OG track
Sentence mixing is seemless, glad see your not drinking the gunt grease kool-aid.
Thank you for producing one of the most horrible images in the world
Integrity: The song
There one thing I can say for sure, Matt will playing this song during his UberEats runs. Matt despite his sins, can laugh at himself. Ralph can't and thus him becoming the lolcow of the year.
@Cure4Living Maybe, but Matt knew when to stop acting like a bitch. Ralph has not.
That's the weird thing.
There's youtubers that have screwed up worse than Matt and are far worse people than Matt, but Matt is more fun to pick on.
Why?
Because, Matt had such an amazing fuck up that everyone saw, and he continues to either play dumb or ignore his past mistakes. I'm not sure if he still flags anymore.....probably.....but if he does, then it's time he grow up, reflect on his mistakes, and actually learn from them.
Instead, he's pretending to be a good sport when someone makes fun of him, ignoring or denying his false flagging ever happened, and acting really bitter towards everyone about everything.
I have a hard time believing he can take people criticising him and laugh it off, when his flagging was due to people criticizing him in the first place. I haven't seen evidence that he can actually take criticism and that he's actually grown at all. All I see is him pretending he can handle it, then he becomes really mad and bitter about it later on, or he plays victim.
Ethan's problem is that he did one really cool/good thing, then people learned how much of a thin-skinned, depraved, obnoxious dumbass he was. He can't even pretend to be a good sport about someone making fun of him like Matt can. He just flips out at the sight of it. He has no skin.
As for Dame, i'm extremely dissapointed in him.
Matt doesn't need to laugh at himself. He can just laugh at Ralph.
@@MeatEatingVegan777 he heelturned yesterday
@@richardrussel4567 Who?
'if church is to me what college is to you
why pour gasoline and leave all the clues?''
FIRE
Really a testament to the quality of the songwriting that I don't know the slightest thing about Matt Jarbo's drama but I still can't stop listening to this. Even just assuming it's from the perspective of a fictional character, it's a hilarious super-catchy comedy hiphop track in its own right.
Mundanematt redemption arc resembling leafy?
Ethan became Matt, a false flagger.
What a fucking timeline where Matt Jarbo (or his voice, really) is roasting Ethan Ralph. You wouldn't even think that two years ago, but here we are.
Must be hard for Dame to look in the mirror, now that he's become everything he hated.
I think he just wasn't aware of the extent of what went on. He's in the know now.
Matt endorsed the line "with a knife like I did." 200% confirm he did it.
I'm here from the space year 2024 to say this is still fire 🔥🔥🔥
When you realize this song is unironically one of the most socially relevant songs in past 40 years of music.
Reminder that this was MC Jarbo's canon death, thus the era of Da GUNT began, though Matt reappears in World's Best Dad...Bros?
The Boulder beats will never end
Holy fuck how did I miss this one...
aged incredibly thoughever
Best diss tracks on the interwebs
I'm obsessed
2+ years Matt's been pushing that boulder up the mountain. Now, after much hard work and patience, that boulder has crested the peak and is rolling at unfathomable speeds towards the Gunt. The corn will be bountiful come October.
These beats are fire lol.
3:20 Glorious. Oh what happened? I never kept up with the Ralph lore but when I come back hes flagging and people are praising Matt for some reason
Oh boy are you ready for a tale. There was alot of unrest due to some new project 2 shit. Dick masterson had some cringy texts leaked and Ralph and instead of laughing did their utmost to defend him. Due to all the unrest Null of the kiwi farms made a children of the corn reference that they should sacrifice Ralph to calm the shit down just a little joke. Ofcourse Ralph is notoriously thin skinned and lost it started calling Null every name under the sun mainly pedophile. PPP Godwinson and Null eventually got reported on Dlive and discord texts showed Ralph straight up aaking the mods he knew to ban them because they played some of his paywalled content (they argued and discussed it therefore its transformative and fall under fair use). HOWEVER even godwinson on whose channel they did not play said content Ralph got his channel yeeted too as he has pull with Dlive. So Null Godwinson and PPP fired up a stream and bullied the shit out of Ralph. And now theyre just creating new accounts to fuck with Ralph and Ralph gets them all yeeted.
Ralph groomed a teenage girl and took her from her family. People made fun of him. He got butthurt and started flagging people's channels down everywhere. Then Matt returned to make fun of him for doing exactly what he destroyed Matt's career over. The revenge of Matt is kinda funny and Ralph is an F slur.
Grooming kids? Yikes it sounds like I missed some interesting stuff.
Lord Odin is this the end of IBS? Lmao, how many times has IBS died and come back now. Jesus Christ that’s why I stopped listening to this shit a year ago. I just want Jim back dammit.
Otto Von Litmarck people tend to prop Jim up as some god of online moral standards and then get mad at him when he doesn’t adhere to them. Sargon did it back in Gay gate, and KF did it when he started selling merch that people were asking for. we always seem to forget that he’s just a guy on the Internet with the attention span of a goldfish who likes to talk about stupid shit that makes him laugh. It’s just entertaining for when we’re bored. I like Jim and I like his takes on things but I’m not going to expect him to do or say anything morally worthwhile. Besides, why care about stupid shit Ralph does when he has a caged Asian gf to feed.
This is the theme for the harvest
🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽
This is funky as hell, man. Is there a style you can't nail?
Funny how much changes over the course of the year....
This has no right being as good as it is. The bars are great too.
I was blasting this on a speaker at work today lol
Try to put yourself in the mindset of ralph hearing this the first time for maximum nectar.
Its nawt truuuuuuuuuu!!
@@pogicus89 he's nodding his head along in complete WINNING mode until 1:00
Brucie Kibbutz I love how everyone on twitter thought this was going to be a hunt guarding song up until that line.
@@pogicus89 someone called it. i wish i could give them credit
Your content keeps me from climbing on a chair.
Replace your lightbulb. That's just lazy man.
I make most of my content from that chair.
@@JarboTheHutt This is some fantastic work, and you're only getting better! Don't ever stop!
PPP predicted this.
This is insanely well made. Everything from the timing to how well the lyrics flow to the volume levels. It's so good.
Soon the corn will be as high as an elephant’s eye. Bless the harvest.
🌽Plentiful Harvest this year🌽
I listen to this every time it pops up in my recommended. The beat is so fuckin good
MATT DID IT! RALPH TORPEDOED HIMSELF RELEASING A SEX TAPE!
Who would say that MC Jarbo is a real prophet, seeing the future.
Guntguard BTFO by Masterful MC Jarbo!
This song is suddenly very prescient in predicting future events
Let's just remember, this isn't Matts redemption, he just has a new friend down there at Rock Bottom
I dont think its really fair to compare Matt and the Gunt. What did Matt do? Flag a bunch of people. Okay thats pretty gay. What did Ralph do? Flag a bunch of people who were talking bad about him, more than once he would get drunk/high and pick fights with people who were genuinely concerned for him, keeps dating girls who literally JUST finished High School, sent a sex tape of himself and a teenage girl to her ex to rub it in his face despite the fact he KNEW it would get out and make him look bad.
It just doesnt seem fair to accuse Mundane Matt of doing as many things wrong as Ralph
Matt is a clown, Ralph is an utter disgrace.
Exactly.
Dame's true colors are showing, and it's the color of a Jew. This is really good.
That chorus is fucking 🔥🔥🔥
In out of the loop, what did Dame and Ralph do? Also, what the hell is a gunt?
What's this? The Gunt is circling the drain again?
Redemption feels so good congrats Boulder Kang.
Im on Ralph's Bizarre Adventure part 7: Butterball Run and this is more relevant than ever.
Your comment got a painful chortle out of me. Well done
At times I forget this isn't actually Jarbo rapping lol
I can't help but feel a bit disappointed realizing your lyrical masterwork and top-notch production is wasted on a such a small online communtiy
I want to hear him branch out. I’ll make the album cover again!
True words there, Ralph only has ONE job and that is to keep the fucking lights on so good guests and interviews can happen and he still manages to fuck that up. No one should stay in this bloodsports shit for too long or they become just like him.
for real he should be getting paid 6 figures per track by either the democrats or republicans.
I know, I hope MC Jarbo gets some kind of God-tier audio editing gig out of all of this
I just realized ppp is gay Optimus prime. Only had to listen to this song 40 times before that clicked holy shit I love it. Is this music track from another song? It sounds so familiar
Faith come home
WHAT A LEGEND!
Ralph has said on camera that he flagged down ppp and is happy about it, and metokur is doing nothing when he said he would if there were proof
Is Metokur still apparently without a computer? He vanished mid stream back in March, seen nothing since.
Alan Robert He has a new twitter account and he posted a new vid on bitchute in July with an ass-quality mic.
@@sconebro7458 I've seen the new twitter account, but it wasn't doing as much as before... Woulda expected him to be slapping this situation about, but... Maybe I missed something and I'm just not used to his new account, or he's dropped this one like Matt dropped the soap...
Alan Robert Yeah, I don’t think that he’s said anything about Ralph’s flagging yet
@@sconebro7458 He hasn't said much of anything. Still radio silent about his previous coronashilling. I like Jim but damn, dude needs to get a new PC already.
Ethan Ralph is 4'7
no clue the context but this is a banger
Good thing I brought my sparkly 3 piece suit to this dance session (~_~"
I had to come back here for "bitch, you got more fuckin' flags than an atlas"
Unironically the catchiest song to come out yet
this beat is so fucking good
I could dance to this in the club
damn it's already been a year since this dropped
There is nothing more dangerous than to feel both safe and right all the time.
I listened back to the killstream during the LA thing and I was like, hey this show is pretty good why'd I stop listening. Fast forward a month and I'm starting to remember why. I dont even think Ralph is doing anything wrong. Its just how he handles this stuff like a pre teen girl, ironically. You bring people onto your show and call Matt a pedophile rapist at least once a week but if someone says that to you, you completely go into feminine mode.
@Peasant Scrublord the issue of I've heard though is that she had been talking to him since she was 17 not 18 so take with that what you will
@Peasant Scrublord The thing is Ethan called others pedos for similar things
The dame's true colors line was so fire it felt like i died 6 gorrilion times
Your talents are wasted. You should be working for a government propaganda department.
*anti
Brucie lampshade! You'd certainly be the one to talk to about starting a glow-op eh my merchant? LOL I've got some charismatic charm and a good chin, kick me some shekels! I'll tell you all about the plans of these Air-ean monstah's! We'll shut em down REAL GOOD! pay me.
@@genericalfishtyrant8493 Ok but i can only pay you in palestinian pork rinds.
@@bruciekibbutz2947 Oh good! One less thing for those dirt rats to throw at our glorious tanks, right kinsman?? Woot woot!!!