Da GUNT - LANDMINE
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2023
- Da GUNT - LANDMINE
Produced by DopeBoyzMuzic
Artwork by GonzoSchool / gonzoschool
Download Links:
MP3: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-...
FLAC: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-...
Lyrics:
stop fuckin' with the G.U.N.T.
'cause i'm a landmine motherfucker, you should tread gently
they know what i'm about and still bitches wanna tempt me
and now they're face down on the ground, minus ten feet
G.U.N.T.
'cause i'm a landmine motherfucker, you should tread gently
they know what i'm about and still bitches wanna tempt me
G.U.N.T
damn horse pubic hair grows at a tragic rate
she's been tying it up in cornrows and fucking magic braids
shame you ain't friends with the razor blade
'cause it's seen less of that puss
than i've seen since we got married may
ralph finna take us to that scary place
and force your hairy space all up in harry's face
morris about as brainless as a vickers or a faith is
run little horsey back to your zoophiliac rapist
crap i got carried away
dragged to the crack shack (promised you san tropez)
there's no going back, now what's your old man gon' say?
when you pose for the snaps and show him your snatch okay?
why do the crazy hitches wind up in vegas?
why do the plainest bitches wind up as plaintiffs?
after all these switches, do they not know what AIDS is?
why did my world championship belt end up on craigslist?
bitch-ass nigga, think i won' grab the kalashnikov?
unleash a rochester massacre
or get a match lit up, light up a trans gash-licker
whatever turns you to ash quicker
'copters flying overhead
and i don't mean the ones they keep deploying right over my daddy's shed
got caught coppin' a liquid shit
back to her dad she went, with a message:
stop fuckin' with the G.U.N.T.
'cause i'm a landmine motherfucker, you should tread gently
they know what i'm about and still bitches wanna tempt me
and now they're face down on the ground, minus ten feet
G.U.N.T.
'cause i'm a landmine motherfucker, you should tread gently
they know what i'm about and still bitches wanna tempt me
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
so how's the satan spawn? oops! didn't know my mic was on
guess i gotta tighten the rules around having devices hon'
i don't wanna but you wouldn't you rather shit be nice and fun?
'cause i got these vices and you don't know how i might respond
slap a judge, rape a jury, i smell like a maker's brewery
mind is gone, ain't no one could ever cure me
no brain and no brawns, only the naked fury
to hire the world's best ghostwriter to write this song
observe the house rules - shutup pantsu!
don't dare tell me what i can and what i can't do
pay the bills bitch, it ain't richmond this is cancun
don't say that i can't say nigger, yes i can coon
in return for the flagellate
have a drawing of some kids, six seven eight for you to masturbate
bet you didn't think you'd learn maths today
since you ran away from my stiff three right into a flaccid eight
harry got his horse back, now he brings the cavalry
so i pen an apology, that shoulda gave him clarity
but all this fat nigga wants to do is have a stab at me
and thinks that i won't stab back (revenge pornographically)
or maybe you just love me?
maybe you want me to take care of you
same way that your daughter took care of me (faggot)
but you're so far in the closet harry
only way you'll take a swing is if you take that sling
and do like david carradine
stop fuckin' with the G.U.N.T.
'cause i'm a landmine motherfucker, you should tread gently
they know what i'm about and still bitches wanna tempt me
and now they're face down on the ground, minus ten feet
G.U.N.T.
'cause i'm a landmine motherfucker, you should tread gently
they know what i'm about and still bitches wanna tempt me
YOU WON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THIS! - Komedie
"No you see honey, it's a channel that used to make fun of Matt Jarbo & featured Ethan Ralph in a song, now its a channel that makes fun of Ethan Ralph that featured Matt Jarbo in a song."
Oh how the turn tables
@@TheGayestPersononCZcamsbuffet tables at that
I showed a girl this channel once and that relationship didn't last long.
@@Varrxion Then she definitely wasn't a keeper. If a woman can't laugh at Jarbo and Ralph, then she's not wort the syphilis she'd give ya.
@@Varrxionmy channel is like a litmus test for whether a relationship is sustainable beyond the lovey dovey phase.
"Why do all the crazy hitches end up in Vegas? Why do all the plainest bitches end up as plaintiffs?"
🔥🔥🔥🔥
"harry's got his horse back, now he brings the cavalry' BRO 🔥🔥
-Tuesday: Video evidence of Ralph beating his horse
-Saturday: MC Jarbo has a song referencing it
The output of this man is incredible
Wait was he actually beating her?
@@devzeppelin1911 he whipped her like the horse she is.
@@devzeppelin1911 "I'm gonna put my hands on you and if you try and stop me I'll kill you"
I'd say it's more than likely than not yeah.
@@devzeppelin1911 Concrete evidence so far says no, but allegedly he choked Faith before, Harry alleges the same happened to Meigh. Ralph has had a history of being "handsy" while intoxicated and the audio you can hear him threatening her. Answer is the same as who may have leaked the nudes, he probably did.
So that mean Digibrony should return the favour by going to Ralph’s house and fighting everyone there?
At least Ralph cant sink any lower now that he's alone in Mexico. Its not like he's gonna start threatening night ladies with cartel connections or something
Ralph yet again manages to transform a *W* into a *hard L.*
All you had to do was laugh at Cozy, and collect money.
no he didnt. people just want their cow back
@@RUDY-COLEMAN Guntguard git ye gone
@@RUDY-COLEMAN Ralph getting his act together, going clean, making amends, and bettering his life would have been a satisfying arc.
But Ralph falling off the wagon and going right back to SOO-WEEEEYing at everybody on the internet is still funnier.
At least Cleo is doing alright.
@@UserUser-pc9xu
Ralph would sooner sprout wings and go flying with the other pigs before that ever happens.
There _was_ briefly a glimpse of the old Ethan immediately after Nick slighted him, but he's since gone right back to rolling around in the mud without Metokur to act as his magic spider.
Every time. Every. Single.Time(tm). he's done something meant to harm someone else, it's bitten him square on the ass. In fact, *Ralph reaping karmic rewards* from his spiteful actions has been so consistent, for so long, that I'm beginning to think it's a physical property of our universe.
@@RUDY-COLEMAN nobody wanted him back. He returned because he couldn't bother actually looking for a real job.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Dear Sneeder o7
after the inevitable forthcoming pillstreams , I look forward to the pantusela version dropping soon lmfao
"Harrys got his horse back, now he brings the cavalry" is probably the best line I've ever heard in a song.
In the span of a week he managed to undo all his progress, kinda crazy
Sadly this just gave Nick Fuentes ammo against the Gunt.
There's no progress. He's a train wreck through and through. There is no salvation for him.
@@JarboTheHuttIt's just funnier when he drags other assholes down with him
Ruining your redemption arc: Any% Speedrun in 2m53s *WR*.
The beats go harder than ralph beating up the horse. This track slaps so hard you can feel it on Amanda's cheek
That Gunt.png cutout is like looking into the void. Every new image you see of it gets more cursed than the last.
Playing this banger in my house till the neighbors call the cops.
The cops drive by. laughed superlatively and drives away.
"POLICE POLICE!!!" - Southern Suey
"ARREST HIM!"
This unironically goes hard
About time for another banger! Lmao
Now that Christine has returned to the Sonichu Temple, maybe the demon will leave Ralph and return home
Oh no, dosen't work like that. Once touched, you are forever tainted.
Nah, the swine will always be cursed
No, we need the two to meet again, so it can complete the transfer back.
Da Gunt is more hilarious than trooned out Chris Chan ever was. Chris Chan as we knew him died with Bob. Passing of the torch right there.
It's gonna die in a metal shack in Mexico and become a chupacabra
These lyrics are too hot to be a meme. Better than what many modern rappers make while making million dollar salaries.
3:44 Shout out to liquid Richard, Holy crap!
Goes harder than Fuentes at the sight of Catboys.
ChatGPT aint got nothin on MC Jarbo. This track is hotter than a Commiefornia wildfire and bangs harder than the Crips and Bloods combined
🔥🔥🔥DO YEW UNNASTAND?!🔥🔥🔥
"Oh cool Ralph is getting back to his old self, maybe if he stays sober-"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the comeback's over before it could even start. Fucking hell Ralph.
Waiting for Rekieta Raps.....
At this point the album should be titled “Da Gunt On Da Run”
shout out to liquid Richard! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
The ralpha-cycle is a undeniable force of nature.
Now we need a nick juan catboy fuentes arc of songs
Funny way to spell Keffals...
This isn't on fire, its an inferno lmao. Fucking sick lol.
This song slaps harder than Ralph slapping May.
Liquid Richard mentioned
Instant classic as always. Keep doing what you do, absolutely mind blowing.
G
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love your music
Thanks for the support friend
I crave the cartel song
that image is just horrific
You're just sitting there when someone sends a message. "Ethan leaked meighs nudes, and meigh leaked a recording of ethan being abusive."
And with that, a spark of creativity.
Lol I love jarbo in the image
So much fire rage pig's becoming belligerent bacon 🐷
Dude you might need to upload the beat separately it's so damn good.
ON. REPEAT. child.
Enjoy prison.
Stalker
You should do a collab with AI Garbage and have Metokur slap Ralph around on a track for a bit lol
love the art
AI must be taking your music to a new level altogether. People finding your channel now probably don't realize you'd been combing through hours of audio for years for drops.
It depends on the genre, but in this one, genuine soundbites trump ai generated clips by far.
@@DCG909 Gotta agree with you. It helps with the flow. It's his signature sound.
@@DCG909 For sure. Just using it as fills or cleanup maybe
We back boys
Having worked for so long with Ralph's voice, I wonder if you hear him in your head sometimes at random
Like how these fucking songs get stuck in my brain
RALPH NOOOOOOOO
Even that dirty glowie Nick Fuentes is going blasting it on own time.
One thing I started worrying about with the rise of AI-generated voices was that the Jarbo The Hutt CZcams channel would transition from carefully cut and edited sound-clips into being full-blown AI-generated voice. And that would ruin the vibe for me. But this channel seems to still be doing it old-school.
thats the difference between content and Art
You're retarded. This shit was AI genned
This beat is truly a wife-tapper
this SLAPS
Like Ralph slaps his horse
Another all time banger from the one and only DA GUNT
Five. Star. Days.
Most savage diss track I've ever heard
holy mother of god this song goes so hard wtf
Why are all these Ralph songs such bangers?
Prophecy says one day liquid richard will return to drop "boom"
Ralph's ex-boyfriend probably called him something similar.
Because he liked getting stepped on while he blew.
anotha all time banger
rage/bog-pig/hog redemption-arch aborted....
Rackets song when???
20 seconds and already a banger
5 BAR DAZE BISH!
i member when ralph had metokur on and did a good show..
Ralph sounding like WingsofRedemption's Gangsta Grandma in that leaked audio lol
"Meigh my shit stinks"
Best track yet. Beat is bonkers.
This goes so hard
BISSSHHH
DOOOOO YYYEEEWWWWW UNDERSTAND?!?! THIS TRACK HITS HARD! BUG UPS JARBO THE HUTT... SHOUTOUT SEAN RANKLIN, BIG UPS LIQUID RIIIIIICCCCCHHHHAAAAARRRRDDDDD
Been listening to this one like three times a day since you released it. It's just so fucking great. Another all time banger indeed.
Absolute fire once again.
There is no W so great Ralph can not turn it into an L.
"Do you understand" reminds me of The Internet Lumberjack's "Do you realize? DO YOU REALIZE?"
I wonder if Chris Chan or any of the family (perhaps archive stuff of Bob and Barbra) could be made into content for this channel.
fucking dark, great song though
Damn, yet another fire recap of the swine's epic
and now rieketa the ghoul is on ralphs locow crown arc...
times
another day, another banger
I'm gonna hit you with this preemptive like, king
I love how people are AIing Metokur into wholesome classics because we love him and at the same time Ralph is getting roasted with his own words because we despise him. Tale of two internet, my friends.
I honestly can't bring myself to hate Ralph. He's too funny
Da Gunt dropping yet more pure fire
Love your work
MCJarbo to Ethan "I'll make you famous !" This slaps harder than some thugs in Portugal.
He has returned and our cup overflow'eth
We desperately need a pilled up version.
THIS NIGGA DON'T MISS. 10/10
ANOTHER KILLSTREAM BANGER
This beat unironically slaps hard. Good work jarbo
Mean beat this is truly art
This is the best one yet, very talented
Best birthday gift❤
i dont understand how a clip drops and he drops such a good song so fast bro wtf
Total sektor Death
MC Jarbo owns the gunt
The second verse legitimately sounds like something Slim Shady himself wouldve written.
How about the new artist Ballin' Donick Rekieta.
Dude we need new songs
We definitely need a new song about him considering his dumbass got arrested for drugs while possessing firearms
@@GigBound NICK WE LOST THE CASE AGAIN
I showed my normie friend some of your music. He was impressed by how well you mix the voice clips.
can we please have a rekieta track now, sir?
this is fire
Jesus Christ I just got of work and this is the first thing I see 😂
this legit sounds like like ralph rapping like a beast, spitting bars like noones bidness... mc jarbo evolving
Do you understand? Another Ralphism
Did it again
I mistook May for YMS Adam