Da GUNT - LANDMINE

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  • čas přidán 8. 09. 2023
  • Da GUNT - LANDMINE
    Produced by DopeBoyzMuzic
    Artwork by GonzoSchool / gonzoschool
    Download Links:
    MP3: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-...
    FLAC: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-...
    Lyrics:
    stop fuckin' with the G.U.N.T.
    'cause i'm a landmine motherfucker, you should tread gently
    they know what i'm about and still bitches wanna tempt me
    and now they're face down on the ground, minus ten feet
    G.U.N.T.
    'cause i'm a landmine motherfucker, you should tread gently
    they know what i'm about and still bitches wanna tempt me
    G.U.N.T
    damn horse pubic hair grows at a tragic rate
    she's been tying it up in cornrows and fucking magic braids
    shame you ain't friends with the razor blade
    'cause it's seen less of that puss
    than i've seen since we got married may
    ralph finna take us to that scary place
    and force your hairy space all up in harry's face
    morris about as brainless as a vickers or a faith is
    run little horsey back to your zoophiliac rapist
    crap i got carried away
    dragged to the crack shack (promised you san tropez)
    there's no going back, now what's your old man gon' say?
    when you pose for the snaps and show him your snatch okay?
    why do the crazy hitches wind up in vegas?
    why do the plainest bitches wind up as plaintiffs?
    after all these switches, do they not know what AIDS is?
    why did my world championship belt end up on craigslist?
    bitch-ass nigga, think i won' grab the kalashnikov?
    unleash a rochester massacre
    or get a match lit up, light up a trans gash-licker
    whatever turns you to ash quicker
    'copters flying overhead
    and i don't mean the ones they keep deploying right over my daddy's shed
    got caught coppin' a liquid shit
    back to her dad she went, with a message:
    stop fuckin' with the G.U.N.T.
    'cause i'm a landmine motherfucker, you should tread gently
    they know what i'm about and still bitches wanna tempt me
    and now they're face down on the ground, minus ten feet
    G.U.N.T.
    'cause i'm a landmine motherfucker, you should tread gently
    they know what i'm about and still bitches wanna tempt me
    DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
    so how's the satan spawn? oops! didn't know my mic was on
    guess i gotta tighten the rules around having devices hon'
    i don't wanna but you wouldn't you rather shit be nice and fun?
    'cause i got these vices and you don't know how i might respond
    slap a judge, rape a jury, i smell like a maker's brewery
    mind is gone, ain't no one could ever cure me
    no brain and no brawns, only the naked fury
    to hire the world's best ghostwriter to write this song
    observe the house rules - shutup pantsu!
    don't dare tell me what i can and what i can't do
    pay the bills bitch, it ain't richmond this is cancun
    don't say that i can't say nigger, yes i can coon
    in return for the flagellate
    have a drawing of some kids, six seven eight for you to masturbate
    bet you didn't think you'd learn maths today
    since you ran away from my stiff three right into a flaccid eight
    harry got his horse back, now he brings the cavalry
    so i pen an apology, that shoulda gave him clarity
    but all this fat nigga wants to do is have a stab at me
    and thinks that i won't stab back (revenge pornographically)
    or maybe you just love me?
    maybe you want me to take care of you
    same way that your daughter took care of me (faggot)
    but you're so far in the closet harry
    only way you'll take a swing is if you take that sling
    and do like david carradine
    stop fuckin' with the G.U.N.T.
    'cause i'm a landmine motherfucker, you should tread gently
    they know what i'm about and still bitches wanna tempt me
    and now they're face down on the ground, minus ten feet
    G.U.N.T.
    'cause i'm a landmine motherfucker, you should tread gently
    they know what i'm about and still bitches wanna tempt me
    YOU WON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THIS!
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 294

  • @scrumpmonkey
    @scrumpmonkey Před 9 měsíci +272

    "No you see honey, it's a channel that used to make fun of Matt Jarbo & featured Ethan Ralph in a song, now its a channel that makes fun of Ethan Ralph that featured Matt Jarbo in a song."

    • @TheGayestPersononYouTube
      @TheGayestPersononYouTube Před 9 měsíci +66

      Oh how the turn tables

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint Před 9 měsíci +43

      @@TheGayestPersononCZcamsbuffet tables at that

    • @Varrxion
      @Varrxion Před 9 měsíci +40

      I showed a girl this channel once and that relationship didn't last long.

    • @malice926
      @malice926 Před 9 měsíci +36

      @@Varrxion Then she definitely wasn't a keeper. If a woman can't laugh at Jarbo and Ralph, then she's not wort the syphilis she'd give ya.

    • @JarboTheHutt
      @JarboTheHutt  Před 9 měsíci +96

      ​@@Varrxionmy channel is like a litmus test for whether a relationship is sustainable beyond the lovey dovey phase.

  • @El_Soy
    @El_Soy Před 9 měsíci +165

    "Why do all the crazy hitches end up in Vegas? Why do all the plainest bitches end up as plaintiffs?"
    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @OrgusDin
    @OrgusDin Před 9 měsíci +87

    "harry's got his horse back, now he brings the cavalry' BRO 🔥🔥

  • @lansingstudios
    @lansingstudios Před 9 měsíci +170

    -Tuesday: Video evidence of Ralph beating his horse
    -Saturday: MC Jarbo has a song referencing it
    The output of this man is incredible

    • @devzeppelin1911
      @devzeppelin1911 Před 9 měsíci +17

      Wait was he actually beating her?

    • @A_Literal_Ng
      @A_Literal_Ng Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@devzeppelin1911 he whipped her like the horse she is.

    • @VikingPoodle
      @VikingPoodle Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@devzeppelin1911 "I'm gonna put my hands on you and if you try and stop me I'll kill you"
      I'd say it's more than likely than not yeah.

    • @Joe-xp6un
      @Joe-xp6un Před 9 měsíci

      @@devzeppelin1911 Concrete evidence so far says no, but allegedly he choked Faith before, Harry alleges the same happened to Meigh. Ralph has had a history of being "handsy" while intoxicated and the audio you can hear him threatening her. Answer is the same as who may have leaked the nudes, he probably did.

    • @Ebalosus
      @Ebalosus Před 8 měsíci

      So that mean Digibrony should return the favour by going to Ralph’s house and fighting everyone there?

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 Před 4 měsíci +20

    At least Ralph cant sink any lower now that he's alone in Mexico. Its not like he's gonna start threatening night ladies with cartel connections or something

  • @robotbjorn4952
    @robotbjorn4952 Před 9 měsíci +235

    Ralph yet again manages to transform a *W* into a *hard L.*
    All you had to do was laugh at Cozy, and collect money.

    • @RUDY-COLEMAN
      @RUDY-COLEMAN Před 9 měsíci +7

      no he didnt. people just want their cow back

    • @OrgusDin
      @OrgusDin Před 9 měsíci +62

      ​@@RUDY-COLEMAN Guntguard git ye gone

    • @RWAY-hm8gj
      @RWAY-hm8gj Před 9 měsíci +34

      @@RUDY-COLEMAN Ralph getting his act together, going clean, making amends, and bettering his life would have been a satisfying arc.
      But Ralph falling off the wagon and going right back to SOO-WEEEEYing at everybody on the internet is still funnier.
      At least Cleo is doing alright.

    • @robotbjorn4952
      @robotbjorn4952 Před 9 měsíci +21

      @@UserUser-pc9xu
      Ralph would sooner sprout wings and go flying with the other pigs before that ever happens.
      There _was_ briefly a glimpse of the old Ethan immediately after Nick slighted him, but he's since gone right back to rolling around in the mud without Metokur to act as his magic spider.
      Every time. Every. Single.Time(tm). he's done something meant to harm someone else, it's bitten him square on the ass. In fact, *Ralph reaping karmic rewards* from his spiteful actions has been so consistent, for so long, that I'm beginning to think it's a physical property of our universe.

    • @BasedRamen
      @BasedRamen Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@RUDY-COLEMAN nobody wanted him back. He returned because he couldn't bother actually looking for a real job.

  • @Ichverbot
    @Ichverbot Před 9 měsíci +47

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

  • @seanutarbuckle6457
    @seanutarbuckle6457 Před 4 měsíci +18

    after the inevitable forthcoming pillstreams , I look forward to the pantusela version dropping soon lmfao

  • @bobchipman4473
    @bobchipman4473 Před 7 měsíci +9

    "Harrys got his horse back, now he brings the cavalry" is probably the best line I've ever heard in a song.

  • @pcb123lol
    @pcb123lol Před 9 měsíci +28

    In the span of a week he managed to undo all his progress, kinda crazy

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Sadly this just gave Nick Fuentes ammo against the Gunt.

    • @JarboTheHutt
      @JarboTheHutt  Před 9 měsíci +37

      There's no progress. He's a train wreck through and through. There is no salvation for him.

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@JarboTheHuttIt's just funnier when he drags other assholes down with him

  • @strangeaeons3527
    @strangeaeons3527 Před 9 měsíci +34

    Ruining your redemption arc: Any% Speedrun in 2m53s *WR*.

  • @HoChiMints2007
    @HoChiMints2007 Před 9 měsíci +22

    The beats go harder than ralph beating up the horse. This track slaps so hard you can feel it on Amanda's cheek

  • @LuxiBelle
    @LuxiBelle Před 9 měsíci +27

    That Gunt.png cutout is like looking into the void. Every new image you see of it gets more cursed than the last.

  • @cookingwithkyle3514
    @cookingwithkyle3514 Před 9 měsíci +56

    Playing this banger in my house till the neighbors call the cops.

    • @Shinobubu
      @Shinobubu Před 9 měsíci +13

      The cops drive by. laughed superlatively and drives away.

    • @SirPream
      @SirPream Před 9 měsíci +6

      "POLICE POLICE!!!" - Southern Suey

    • @nou1178
      @nou1178 Před 9 měsíci +4

      "ARREST HIM!"

  • @MudchopX
    @MudchopX Před 9 měsíci +25

    This unironically goes hard

  • @charlesellington9932
    @charlesellington9932 Před 4 měsíci +10

    About time for another banger! Lmao

  • @SonofTiamat
    @SonofTiamat Před 9 měsíci +62

    Now that Christine has returned to the Sonichu Temple, maybe the demon will leave Ralph and return home

    • @kalicula7718
      @kalicula7718 Před 9 měsíci +32

      Oh no, dosen't work like that. Once touched, you are forever tainted.

    • @nou1178
      @nou1178 Před 9 měsíci +28

      Nah, the swine will always be cursed

    • @gnomeam
      @gnomeam Před 9 měsíci +1

      No, we need the two to meet again, so it can complete the transfer back.

    • @marianofernandez6470
      @marianofernandez6470 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Da Gunt is more hilarious than trooned out Chris Chan ever was. Chris Chan as we knew him died with Bob. Passing of the torch right there.

    • @PodreyJenkin138
      @PodreyJenkin138 Před 4 měsíci

      It's gonna die in a metal shack in Mexico and become a chupacabra

  • @namelessstranger1270
    @namelessstranger1270 Před 8 měsíci +15

    These lyrics are too hot to be a meme. Better than what many modern rappers make while making million dollar salaries.

  • @imnotwingo9307
    @imnotwingo9307 Před 8 měsíci +9

    3:44 Shout out to liquid Richard, Holy crap!

  • @lorddolamite6141
    @lorddolamite6141 Před 9 měsíci +95

    Goes harder than Fuentes at the sight of Catboys.

  • @BierMeister08
    @BierMeister08 Před 9 měsíci +17

    ChatGPT aint got nothin on MC Jarbo. This track is hotter than a Commiefornia wildfire and bangs harder than the Crips and Bloods combined

  • @coolikep617
    @coolikep617 Před 9 měsíci +16

    🔥🔥🔥DO YEW UNNASTAND?!🔥🔥🔥

  • @somekindofgold8362
    @somekindofgold8362 Před 9 měsíci +29

    "Oh cool Ralph is getting back to his old self, maybe if he stays sober-"
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the comeback's over before it could even start. Fucking hell Ralph.

  • @andrewbinns5035
    @andrewbinns5035 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Waiting for Rekieta Raps.....

  • @loke801
    @loke801 Před 3 měsíci +3

    At this point the album should be titled “Da Gunt On Da Run”

  • @Andthatsallfolks
    @Andthatsallfolks Před 9 měsíci +6

    shout out to liquid Richard! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @pickleman40
    @pickleman40 Před 9 měsíci +14

    The ralpha-cycle is a undeniable force of nature.

  • @vulcanraven9871
    @vulcanraven9871 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Now we need a nick juan catboy fuentes arc of songs

    • @Ebalosus
      @Ebalosus Před 8 měsíci +1

      Funny way to spell Keffals...

  • @reddragon4482
    @reddragon4482 Před 8 měsíci +7

    This isn't on fire, its an inferno lmao. Fucking sick lol.

  • @Dinocrackawesomeface
    @Dinocrackawesomeface Před 9 měsíci +8

    This song slaps harder than Ralph slapping May.

  • @cumpillowgamer7551
    @cumpillowgamer7551 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Liquid Richard mentioned

  • @nibiru2x410
    @nibiru2x410 Před 9 měsíci +83

    Instant classic as always. Keep doing what you do, absolutely mind blowing.

  • @Psycorde
    @Psycorde Před 9 měsíci +5

    G
    U
    N
    T

  • @wormopinkus6889
    @wormopinkus6889 Před 9 měsíci +33

    love your music

  • @godhimself9396
    @godhimself9396 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I crave the cartel song

  • @youtubeisnotsocialmedia
    @youtubeisnotsocialmedia Před 9 měsíci +11

    that image is just horrific

  • @DonGamerGuy
    @DonGamerGuy Před 9 měsíci +4

    You're just sitting there when someone sends a message. "Ethan leaked meighs nudes, and meigh leaked a recording of ethan being abusive."
    And with that, a spark of creativity.

  • @obZenism
    @obZenism Před 8 měsíci +3

    Lol I love jarbo in the image

  • @Salactrien
    @Salactrien Před 9 měsíci +9

    So much fire rage pig's becoming belligerent bacon 🐷

  • @Jordan-cg7rf
    @Jordan-cg7rf Před 9 měsíci +17

    Dude you might need to upload the beat separately it's so damn good.

  • @dawontonson
    @dawontonson Před 9 měsíci +9

    ON. REPEAT. child.

  • @malice926
    @malice926 Před 9 měsíci +10

    You should do a collab with AI Garbage and have Metokur slap Ralph around on a track for a bit lol

  • @dominikhadlow6348
    @dominikhadlow6348 Před 8 měsíci +4

    love the art

  • @TaRAAASHBAGS
    @TaRAAASHBAGS Před 9 měsíci +78

    AI must be taking your music to a new level altogether. People finding your channel now probably don't realize you'd been combing through hours of audio for years for drops.

    • @DCG909
      @DCG909 Před 9 měsíci +21

      It depends on the genre, but in this one, genuine soundbites trump ai generated clips by far.

    • @VikingPoodle
      @VikingPoodle Před 9 měsíci +12

      @@DCG909 Gotta agree with you. It helps with the flow. It's his signature sound.

    • @TaRAAASHBAGS
      @TaRAAASHBAGS Před 9 měsíci +11

      @@DCG909 For sure. Just using it as fills or cleanup maybe

  • @A_Literal_Ng
    @A_Literal_Ng Před 9 měsíci +6

    We back boys

  • @Psycorde
    @Psycorde Před 8 měsíci +7

    Having worked for so long with Ralph's voice, I wonder if you hear him in your head sometimes at random
    Like how these fucking songs get stuck in my brain

  • @mefipulate
    @mefipulate Před 9 měsíci +6

    RALPH NOOOOOOOO

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Even that dirty glowie Nick Fuentes is going blasting it on own time.

  • @bojackbojackbojack
    @bojackbojackbojack Před 9 měsíci +43

    One thing I started worrying about with the rise of AI-generated voices was that the Jarbo The Hutt CZcams channel would transition from carefully cut and edited sound-clips into being full-blown AI-generated voice. And that would ruin the vibe for me. But this channel seems to still be doing it old-school.

  • @RT-lw1eu
    @RT-lw1eu Před 9 měsíci +8

    This beat is truly a wife-tapper

  • @VermilionMage
    @VermilionMage Před 9 měsíci +8

    this SLAPS

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde Před 9 měsíci +3

      Like Ralph slaps his horse

  • @Fanatic808
    @Fanatic808 Před 9 měsíci +16

    Another all time banger from the one and only DA GUNT

  • @kknives36
    @kknives36 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Five. Star. Days.

  • @unclejeezy674
    @unclejeezy674 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Most savage diss track I've ever heard

  • @pie3269
    @pie3269 Před 8 měsíci +6

    holy mother of god this song goes so hard wtf

  • @jimpargon
    @jimpargon Před 8 měsíci +4

    Why are all these Ralph songs such bangers?

  • @Joutube_is_trash
    @Joutube_is_trash Před 9 měsíci +2

    Prophecy says one day liquid richard will return to drop "boom"

  • @mariokarter13
    @mariokarter13 Před 9 měsíci +19

    Ralph's ex-boyfriend probably called him something similar.
    Because he liked getting stepped on while he blew.

  • @MetalGalacticUnicorn
    @MetalGalacticUnicorn Před 9 měsíci +6

    anotha all time banger

  • @jimhaglund597
    @jimhaglund597 Před 8 měsíci +5

    rage/bog-pig/hog redemption-arch aborted....

  • @bunnybeverley
    @bunnybeverley Před 10 dny +4

    Rackets song when???

  • @stare4261
    @stare4261 Před 9 měsíci +10

    20 seconds and already a banger

  • @carnivorebear6582
    @carnivorebear6582 Před 8 měsíci +2

    5 BAR DAZE BISH!

  • @jimhaglund597
    @jimhaglund597 Před 2 měsíci +5

    i member when ralph had metokur on and did a good show..

  • @GoIdenbaum
    @GoIdenbaum Před 9 měsíci +4

    Ralph sounding like WingsofRedemption's Gangsta Grandma in that leaked audio lol
    "Meigh my shit stinks"

  • @cicero7409
    @cicero7409 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Best track yet. Beat is bonkers.

  • @elijahstover6894
    @elijahstover6894 Před 9 měsíci +8

    This goes so hard

  • @kwisatzhaderach1458
    @kwisatzhaderach1458 Před 9 měsíci +5

    BISSSHHH

  • @m.a.mehalick0910
    @m.a.mehalick0910 Před 9 měsíci +4

    DOOOOO YYYEEEWWWWW UNDERSTAND?!?! THIS TRACK HITS HARD! BUG UPS JARBO THE HUTT... SHOUTOUT SEAN RANKLIN, BIG UPS LIQUID RIIIIIICCCCCHHHHAAAAARRRRDDDDD

  • @Pgo9ro
    @Pgo9ro Před 9 měsíci +9

    Been listening to this one like three times a day since you released it. It's just so fucking great. Another all time banger indeed.

  • @KameSennin4209
    @KameSennin4209 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Absolute fire once again.

  • @einbrecht6600
    @einbrecht6600 Před 8 měsíci +4

    There is no W so great Ralph can not turn it into an L.

  • @ujustgotpwned2008
    @ujustgotpwned2008 Před 6 měsíci +3

    "Do you understand" reminds me of The Internet Lumberjack's "Do you realize? DO YOU REALIZE?"
    I wonder if Chris Chan or any of the family (perhaps archive stuff of Bob and Barbra) could be made into content for this channel.

  • @TheGLfilms
    @TheGLfilms Před 9 měsíci +7

    fucking dark, great song though

  • @nou1178
    @nou1178 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Damn, yet another fire recap of the swine's epic

  • @jimhaglund597
    @jimhaglund597 Před 2 měsíci +2

    and now rieketa the ghoul is on ralphs locow crown arc...
    times

  • @l00p
    @l00p Před 9 měsíci +17

    another day, another banger
    I'm gonna hit you with this preemptive like, king

  • @AngryDuck79
    @AngryDuck79 Před 9 měsíci +5

    I love how people are AIing Metokur into wholesome classics because we love him and at the same time Ralph is getting roasted with his own words because we despise him. Tale of two internet, my friends.

    • @dragonwarriorz1
      @dragonwarriorz1 Před 9 měsíci +3

      I honestly can't bring myself to hate Ralph. He's too funny

  • @sadface1807
    @sadface1807 Před 9 měsíci +18

    Da Gunt dropping yet more pure fire
    Love your work

  • @VaporRipper
    @VaporRipper Před 8 měsíci +2

    MCJarbo to Ethan "I'll make you famous !" This slaps harder than some thugs in Portugal.

  • @clipclampson
    @clipclampson Před 9 měsíci +3

    He has returned and our cup overflow'eth

  • @DemuDesu
    @DemuDesu Před 9 měsíci +5

    We desperately need a pilled up version.

  • @Frankurino
    @Frankurino Před 9 měsíci +4

    THIS NIGGA DON'T MISS. 10/10

  • @bobdobbs420
    @bobdobbs420 Před 9 měsíci +5

    ANOTHER KILLSTREAM BANGER

  • @musicc5554
    @musicc5554 Před 8 měsíci +4

    This beat unironically slaps hard. Good work jarbo

  • @darby_dz
    @darby_dz Před 9 měsíci +3

    Mean beat this is truly art

  • @DimaShinder
    @DimaShinder Před 9 měsíci +5

    This is the best one yet, very talented

  • @ara_ara-
    @ara_ara- Před 9 měsíci +2

    Best birthday gift❤

  • @Skislopesjoe
    @Skislopesjoe Před 9 měsíci +4

    i dont understand how a clip drops and he drops such a good song so fast bro wtf

  • @Quickie240
    @Quickie240 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Total sektor Death

  • @yoshivsjoshi
    @yoshivsjoshi Před 9 měsíci +4

    MC Jarbo owns the gunt

  • @Vicsage_
    @Vicsage_ Před 8 měsíci +2

    The second verse legitimately sounds like something Slim Shady himself wouldve written.

  • @godhimself9396
    @godhimself9396 Před 16 dny +8

    How about the new artist Ballin' Donick Rekieta.
    Dude we need new songs

    • @GigBound
      @GigBound Před 15 dny +2

      We definitely need a new song about him considering his dumbass got arrested for drugs while possessing firearms

    • @godhimself9396
      @godhimself9396 Před 15 dny +2

      @@GigBound NICK WE LOST THE CASE AGAIN

  • @iansun42
    @iansun42 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I showed my normie friend some of your music. He was impressed by how well you mix the voice clips.

  • @biggerlicious
    @biggerlicious Před 10 dny +3

    can we please have a rekieta track now, sir?

  • @goon5757
    @goon5757 Před 8 měsíci +2

    this is fire

  • @skullfucker3381
    @skullfucker3381 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Jesus Christ I just got of work and this is the first thing I see 😂

  • @jimhaglund597
    @jimhaglund597 Před 8 měsíci +1

    this legit sounds like like ralph rapping like a beast, spitting bars like noones bidness... mc jarbo evolving

  • @Recoveryanonymous
    @Recoveryanonymous Před 8 měsíci +3

    Do you understand? Another Ralphism

  • @TheAtticusFinch
    @TheAtticusFinch Před 9 měsíci +2

    Did it again

  • @leadrevolver
    @leadrevolver Před 8 měsíci +5

    I mistook May for YMS Adam