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- čas přidán 15. 09. 2020
- Special thanks to Drumr828 for his contribution!
Produced by D'Artizt
Download Links:
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Lyrics:
hello there folks
attention! attention!
we are looking for a young girl named Faith
she was last seen escaping the mental ward with a bloated alcoholic
faith, faith if you can hear the sound of my voice
please just come home
has anybody heard from fay? she's gone AWOL
left her shit up on the table
next to the bed with your disabled
mother's drip feed cable
she’s probably taking the meth to be able
to forget the day you thumb raped the a-hole
and that's a taste
you can't wash away with mouthwash or faygo
I have faith that she’s laying low
maybe she ain't though, god Ralph tell me it ain't so
tell me that ain't you shovelling shit
having a dig, not knowing you're digging your own grave hole
guards on the payroll, ey bro!
shit nobody said he was an angel
and banging a girl of that age don't
mean shit, she ain’t (an eight year-old)
but you gotta keep her entertained though
bust out the makeup, soft toys and legos
and take time to assemble a whole play zone up in the crack shack
out of frame though, probably at an angle
her phone got taken away so
I guess we can’t know, gotta start sending
nudes from the payphone, dude
are you playing with ass or getting your ass played bro?
Wiggum you better watch this
I ain't used to pulling no punches, i lunge in
are you captor, middle man or hostage?
or all three? that’s what my hunch is
do you buy tickets to j-pop concerts?
mix hard liquor in all of her soft drinks?
tuck her in, tell her there ain't no monsters
then put your thumb in the puckering starfish
bet when she’s laying unconscious
you can get good strong whiff
what you need is a good strong whip, maybe a drink?
how about a good strong fifth?
ah gator it's not true, gator it's not poo!
this is something i would normally not do, let’s just
fumble around with the bottle cap
take a couple of tabs and then go for a nap
jesus christ!
I just had a bad dream ‘bout my penis size
faith it was a nightmare, we were right there
waiting for the erection to materialize
but you had tears in your eyes
guess that made me realize
I probably shouldn’t be banging on top
I’ll get underneath and lay still ‘til the gunt motion stop
so kill the lights and queue the camera bitch
look at all the streams that I killed
can’t own a handgun, but damn son
I’ll shoot with the thirty five mil
god damn right bitch
you want this thirty five mil… dick?
oh shit! Gator!
they tell me my eyes will probably never unsee that atrocity
do-it-yourself colonoscopy
how could you possibly think that was cool, do you fucks with me?
triple gut motherfucker, collard greens
man you owe the whole world an apology
for that shameful display of coprophagy
with that dirty ass backwater sodomy
sordid man, honestly that's not what bothers me
more like your fucked-up philosophy
of copping teens who are popping the Thorazine
i know shit isn't always seen
like your definition of what college means
got lemons? then make lemonade
if you’re given women, you give women AIDS
and Ralph I wonder what you’re giving faith
that she would crawl back to the ball and the chain
is it the dick? nay
maker’s for breakfast and dinner every fucking day
it can’t be that sick pay
unless you trade in fucking lemons or work in the sex trade
so now you’re fucked from both ends
i guess you're like each other in some ways
both back in the zone with no friends
both addicts disowned by both parents - Komedie
GAYTAH, MY FAVORITE ARTIST IS DISSING ME, GAYTAH!
GATOR ITS NOT POO
I’m Ethan Ralph and I approve of this message.
Ethan Ralph It's me gator🐊🌮
Gaytor is basically Milhouse.
Millhouse has far more backbone and integrity
This made me laugh way harder than it should have!
Lmfao its funny how Ralph became the new Mundane Matt of the internet.
I'm sure were gonna get some more Matt Tracks in the future, after all he is the prime man for this channel, but this dissing on others is just as nice
He isn't the new Mundanefatt he's the first Ethan Ralph.
HAHA love it! Thanks for letting me pop in on this one!
I recognized that 60's radio voice right away
Get back to making content
I miss you
Somehow I dont think they will play this one on the KillStream.
Good song Sir.
This is very well put together lyrically, but this track reeks of a foul odor that I can't quite put my thumb on.
Taste it
in.
*SNIIIIIIFFFFF*
Neckbeard?
Gunt-cheese
based, and, dare i say, guntpilled.
We could unite the world in mutual hatred of Ethan Ralph
Yeah what happen to him? I've barely check up anymore, any good trash fire?
More than you'd think, but less than you'd hope.
@@ufuk5872 Does filming the insemination of your child bride count as trash fire?
@@ufuk5872 sunrise productions has good videos on Ralph
That profile picture and username tho lmaooooooooooooo
Faith come home!
Well done lol
fuck off sex tourist speaks
go back to skitzo posting about jarbo cartels
Hope ralph doesn't have dirt on you.
@@bloodyDeagle77 seriously, he gives me too much credit lmao
You'll hurt Ralph's feelings BPS, he might hold a seance with the poltergeist that merked your pigeon in retaliation.
This will not end pretty. Andy runs defense for Ralph and will probably be butt hurt because of it 😂
You're so good I almost feel like you're wasting your talents.
Almost.
Oh no, he definitely is. He's too talented to just do meme shit like this, as much as I love it and hope it keeps going.
Ethan probably loves Netflix's "Cuties"
Ralph stop drinking and take a break man
Bars. Musical ones too.
that sex tape was just uncanny
no... just disturbing
I keep coming back for another listen.
Thank you friend.
huh, this is different
I like it
LMAO one dislike... I wonder who that could be?! 🤣😂
"IT'S NOT POOOOOO"
Tfw it was poo this whole time.
big ups gunt gang
The gunt is eternal
You can't abort that Retort, no matter how much Ralph tries to, and with gold like this, I changed my mind too, don't abort it, enjoy the harvest. lmao
Draw it out, we must have a bounty of corn.
In the gunt's mind, as long as he's alive and streaming, it will never be aborted, no matter how much shit he gets into or how many bridges he burned, he will continue to be a smug blob
Come Home Faith
Her father is another dumbass who is just partaking in this drama for dopamine
Just in time for the whole Patrick Little debacle.
GAYTOR! MC JARBO IS A-LAWGIN' ME GAYTOR! HE'S MY FAVORITE CHANNEL, HE'S PSYCHOLOGICALLY BREAKING ME GAYTOR! BLOCK HIM AND GET ME SOME MORE XANNIES GAYTOR!
R.I.P. GUNT
We NEED the full 'Diabetic Richmond Pimp' track! PLEASE.
We've found The Gunt's kryptonite. He'll lash out at everyone unless you can rap circles around him.
Gunt-hop, a hot new genre of music. Great piece, sir!
When you dab on someone so hard you have to do it in your own voice...
Just when we think it can't get worse... it does just that....
SPLAT
"Ah never liked jarbo the Hutt anyway. Always knew he was a snake, am ah right Gayder? Tell 'em Gayder.
(you better fucking tell em Gayder, because ah've got you on record saying your hot Puerto Rican girflriend isn't real so keep on agreeing with me and operating that fucking soundboard)"
This was a beautiful thing to wake up to. And so fucking creative. You honestly need to be more popular
This is a masterpiece lol. Well done sir.
Jarbo the Hutt is a fuckin' musical savage. Am I the only one who started crackin' up when he added hiccups to his lines?
Never go FullRalph.
The doctor said I wouldn't be so butthurt if I just kept my finger outta there!
“Help yourself to the bitch Just stay out of the fridge!”
Had to come listen it again on the anniversary lol
IT'S NOOOOTTTTTT TRRRRRUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
This is Eminem-level destruction.
Didn't know Jabba could rap
Oh how much things have changed in such a short amount of time.
Savage.
I have a "Jarbo the Hutt" Playlist with all your videos. 🙂
This is so damn good
"can’t own a handgun, but damn son
, i’ll shoot with the thirty five mil"
good lord i'm getting scorched all the way over here
We're going to have to search behind Arby's to find Faith, the way things are going.
The Ralph Redux.
This is amazing. GOD SPEED JARBO, NO SACRED COWS!
@Jeffery Deadstein lol
Ralph's gonna love this one lol
Ralph>>>Jarbo>>>Ralph
The circle of life 🤣
this aged like fine troonshine
It's unreal how good these are.
This is honestly a very f****** amazing song and it's sad that it has to be about Ethan Ralph
It actually is sad that it had to be about Ethan.
He lived long enough to see himself become the villain.
Its such a good track 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 the beat is hella good and the lyrics are on point! You're good at rapping if that's you. You definitely need an album
Lol I typed my comment with voice to text while driving and it censored me
@@JarboTheHutt I don't think he's at a June 2019 level just yet. And folks saying he's fallen further than Matt need their heads checked. Not liking Ralph? Sure.... but that does not make Matt "better" in any way. Matt is done! Beyond redemption arc. Can not be save and cannot save himself.
Another jarbo jam.
Thur tran tuh sackolaugicly break meh gaydur.
This song is 100% truth
Nice one :)
Z-target the gunt for extra damage.
I understood that reference
UH MAY ZIN
ITS NAWT POO!!!
Nuked from orbit
Keep up the sensational work MC Jarbo.
Hot hot fire man, this is good, very good
This is good but I don't know if it tops 'Better Than Me'
Ralph has fallen far, if he goes any lower Matt may end up looking redeemable in comparison.
Already happened, Ralph has hit rock bottom
Idk about that, I’m pretty sure the Gunt still has some more depths to plummet.
bruv i hope youre successful IRL cuz this shit is GOLDEN
Well done, Sir!
HaHaHaHa!
Nigga made hiccups sound good on a beat. Lmao.
Good work
you absolutely popped off with this one
PURE GOLD!!!
Jarbo still on fire, the beats will never stop
This slaps, beautiful
🤣😂🤣
Matt you need to get the children out of your basement!
Don't get too comfortable, tubs
Matt, you subbed here too? Good taste.
Ralph deserves this and I'm glad we all can witness this fall from grace. Still, don't get too comfortable, Matt.
@@toshaheritalvinen6426 I'm gonna laugh at Ralph as much as I want. I don't care about efame or any of that shit.
Return the limited edition Disney suitcase now!
Based
Not gonna lie, seeing the retort go to shit like this is kinda sad. But in all honesty, this is what we get for trusting a drunk with anything.
Too fucking good. SERIOUSLY.
Definitely smashed that 👍 button nice work!
I hope you feel unchained now. You produce good stuff and it is no longer limited in creative avenues.
rekt beyond repair.
this song makes me wanna do the thorazine shuffle
So much better than I expected, keep it up KING!!!
Back at it again
Man who makes silly songs on the internet about D-list ecelebs successfully uses coprophagy in his song.
Color me impressed.
Fantastic
Always been impressed with your lyricism, definitely isn't your average low effort meme track. You've got talent and I'm happy you're using it to do Jah's work.
Thinking about how Ralph used to listen MCJarbo in his spare time and now I'd imagine he can't stand MCJarbo anymore
Def your best track by lightyears. The stars alligned for this masterpiece to be made. Thank you, ser.
Man you've actually murdered him this is unreal
This song deserves a big old sniffaroo.
Matt is getting really good at this.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
How did I miss this? I only saw the drop of the next song. People are sleeping on this! Spread the word fellow ayyy lawgs!
Kino and nectar
"i lunge in" woooooohhhhhh
Sta-ha-ha-aahhp! he's already dead!
This shit is fire as usual.