Da GUNT - World's Best Dad II (DEMO)
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- čas přidán 4. 02. 2022
- Da GUNT - World's Best Dad II (DEMO)
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Lyrics:
hello and welcome to uncle ralph's daycare centre
please leave a review if you have a chance
it would be much appreciated
guess what?
son your dad's got a little dick, this everybody knows
when i get a footjob it gets lost in the toes
can't get a grip with this thumb in my nose
i just wanna good whiff of your mom's asshole
boy i hope you don't think daddy's gross
'cause i make a habit of banging farm animals
but if a pig and a horse have intercourse
they belong on the farms, you know how it goes
while we're speaking of hard truths
(your mom's loose)
there's things in that poon
that even the best hunters couldn't catch with a harpoon
i like small tight snatch like fucking may's cartoons
man i love the smell of my ex-wife
that's the sound of my sex life
damn it this bitch leaks more than my website
fuck it, fix it with tampons and wet wipes
now you got a new brother yet to be named
could have been with your damn mother
but that bitch is insane, i could never love her
(plus your grandpa's a faggot)
and i only had you just to see the man suffer
yeah look little vickers, your mom's pretty ridiculous
still one of the greatest dicklickers
but ralph you need jesus!
nah forget church, i'ma fuck a family of vicars
they say that ralph's a piece of shit father
so i just say it isn't so (no it's not true)
but if you put me down for another (bastard child)
i'll know, believe me i'll know - Komedie
It's a shame this banger never dropped in full
I heard Ralph was seething so hard he was blocking pink rabbit girls.
"When I get a footjob it gets lost in the toes."
Phenomenal.
*"Your mom's loose"*
After this, I can’t wait until you do the Portugal Saga of the Gunt.
Which Portugal saga? There’s been 2
TELL EM GAYTAH! (Oh wait)
NOW WAIT A MINUTE, RALPH, NO!
Those shart samples hit hard
They slap (ass cheeks).
All this happened because of Ralphs rage at a corn joke. It started before it but it ramped up at the corn joke. The start was the trashburger.
The start was punching a polite lady officer
Trashburger
NEEEEIIIIIGH
Absolutely cant wait for the full album including future bangers like "child support II" and "portugese purse pimp (PPP)"
Always burn them bridges and be a Ralpha Male
It's been a wild journey. Matt embarassed on Gunt's show years ago, and then the Gunt rage quitting Matt's show when Matt drilled him after Metokur's sloppy seconds just this week.
Please please please finish this, the last part is amazing!
How does one man create such masterpieces every time? MCJarbo confirmed RALPHAmale
You're gonna carry that Gunt
Finish this song already. This is such fire.
Truly Ralph became 2020's Jarbo
Every time something drops on this channel it's absolute fire. On the edge of my seat for the full one
Lol. This track is real crazy, good and creative. Ralph is only one of those things. Good shit jarbo
This one needs to be finished
"World's Best Dad"
THATS NOT TRUUUUUU
Dropping beats harder than the muggers dropped Ralph
Wonder what Jarbo the Hutt will come up with considering the recent stream lol
Portu-Gunt is a beautiful place to vacation this time of year.
i remember a time when ralph was married... 0 kids.... a way less dark time...
This goes harder than Ralph’s underage teenage addiction!
Lots of good Ralph clips from last night
Pantsu is in labor several states away right now. The Ralphamale misses out on another birth.
What do you expect from the ralphatard
Better luck on the next baby mama
Seeing Ralph hit the bottom of the barrel is hilarious, and knowing him, he'll go below the bottom of the barrel.
Matt actually having a redemption arc stream right now. We have come full circle.
It is surreal
It's because Matt can actually laugh at people making fun of him. I've had people make fun of me and I just laugh. Ralph has a thin skin unable to laugh at this stuff anymore.
the hook at the end is FUCKING AMAZING i need that fucking looped my dude. Great Job I hope this gets a full release when you can manage it.
it must be hard writing these for ralph: here you are working hard on a song, and in the time it takes to produce it, he has already erected three more monuments to idiocy and belligerence.
I’m absolutely loving the more complex beats you’re using lately
Damn, you're too good at this dude.
becoming a lolcow after all these years what a fate
There’s been enough cornmeal to feel all the pigs in the world. Truly, this is ever bountiful
sussy wussy
Im so damn honored to be here for the drop!! You rock MC Jarbo!!
please finish this
These fucking bars are phenomenal
The donkey seems the strongest, it does not fall and kicks them off
Can’t wait for the full track
Still can’t wait lol
Still can’t wait lol
@@spagandhi still can’t wait lol
Still can’t wait lol
Imagine if MC Jarbo actually put his talent into making mainstream music.
I don't even understand the drama behind these songs. I just love listening to a God tier roasting
Will the full version of this song release eventually? The end sounded awesome.
MAKE A SKIDMARKIE FT. HORSEFACEKILLA SONG MY DUDE
horse face killah lmfao
world's best dad 2 for 2 kids, Mc Jarbo does it again
You're so talented.
Will this be finished at some point? What's here is amazing.
I definitely want a full version of this given what has happened recently.
Beautiful.
Damn this one's so good
You're really talented.
finish this song jarboooo
There needs to be a song called: "5 Star Days"
"Five Star Daze", about being beaten into one in Portugal by a britbong
This one sounds like it was extra fun to make, lol. xD
what a crazy beat , good work as always
The demo so sweet
ITS NAWT TROOOOOONNNN
MC Jarbo with another banger. You're a banger factory.
Nothing more entertaining than a good gunt song. What happened to him in Portugal was a long time coming. I can bet he barely fought back and was crying like a little baby after he lost his man purse. Probably traded it for drugs said the wrong thing and ended up unconscious
Gunts, gunts everywhere.
Those...poor horsies & donkies....
This sounds like it’ll be some of your best work.
Damn, who would've thought that D list eceleb slap fights could result in such an earworm. Good job!
This is the most incredible piece of art ive ever had the privilege to witness. Encore
love it
So, when's this gonna be available to download
Amazin'
Just wow ....
Is that Warski filling in for the chorus?
yes
What software do you use to do this? What is the process? I must know!
He called into the dick show around the time his last album dropped and he talked about it.
Episode 207
GET HYPE
goddamn thats sick
Epic
Given the last few days I can only assume now that this is the chorus and you've enlisted Andrew Lloyd Webber as co-composer?
Literally all the info I have on Ralph comes solely from this channel.
When the Gunt becomes the violent one
awesome, lol
Dude can you upload the demo of 5 foot 1 that you had posted on twitter back when Ethan fought with Riley? I can't find it anymore
two lines in and it's a classic
Ralph “Portugal Mashup” is next, right?
Ever thus to ecelebs.
Imagine that such an elephant climbs on your back... even a donkey wouldn't stand it. 😂🤣
Jarbo The Hutt, nice profile picture 🙂
This track is too short
Its a demo
Hahahaha yesssssss
Jeeeeeeeeesus christ
Any chance of Jarbo spitting some fire too? :)
Fucking banger
Bro, my girlfriends daughter remake. Ethan ralph, ft. matt jarbo
Who sang the chorus?
Its a sample of Bobby Vee - The Night Has A Thousand Eyes
@@JarboTheHutt Ohhh lol, nice
What is vicker?
Not gonna lie, not my favorite thing you've made.