MC Jarbo - Steam Cleaner (feat. Sargon of Akkad)
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- čas přidán 25. 03. 2020
- MC Jarbo - Steam Cleaner (feat. Sargon of Akkad)
Instrumental by Block4ear
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Lyrics:
crack smoke, nigger rum and coke
in my home, usually there's about a hundred folks
and one fat chode, with a dumb-ass show
but they ain't here to see Matt no more,
one of them's squeezing my girl's left titty
one of them's travelling to g-spot city
one of them's got his hand way up in her shitty
one of them's sticking twenty five inch in me
do i care? no, i'm a degenerate cuck
look at these black gentlemen ramming their
black genitals in my butt, i still got medical problems
from when metokur dropped the ballad of the hut
nigga what, am i just supposed to sit here and watch
the damn sasquatch put his fat lips to her crotch
ugh fuckin' black bastard
he's having a munch, she's like faster
but if that's what she wants then that's what she wants
a couple of niggas for fun, tribalistic and dumb
a little bit of tongue clean up from me when it's time of the month
i guess that's why she calls me a blood sucking cunt
i just do what she says, sit at the foot of the bed
while she's giving some magnificent head to Ed
she's got her headphones on legs wide open
getting off listening to Jarbo the Hutt
he's getting ready to nut, i'm getting ready to wipe clean
it's probably be gonna be in her snatch most likely
but it might be, in her mouth or her feet
Tyrone going for a world record release
i love the way you look and the way you smell
the way you shake that shit, girl make it swell
from the way you you walking, yeah i can tell
that you've been spreading that puss for somebody else
so fuck that nigger, fuck that nigger
lick his asshole, make his dick get bigger
baby fuck that nigger, cuck this fat nigger
and get two fucking kids out of that nigger
always the girlfriend, but never the wife
now she's sending me out, knowing i'll get coronavirus and die
dumb faggot, get out there and just socialize
and start spreading that shit, yeah spread your lies
god damn matt, why don't you realize
even J Christ wants to put an end to your life
his job is to get in between these thighs
your job is deliver that egg fried rice
and shut your fat diabetic mouth
only open it up when you know what you're talking about
do you know how p...p.. pathetic you sound?
damn i'm out of rubbers, why don't you walk into town
i got an african at one, puerto rican at two
your next kid will probably be a mix of the two
he might come out one third mexican too
the most traumatized kids in the school
your daddy's nothing but a spineless bitch terrified
of vaginas... giving me nightmares
as i was about to sleep then
tyrone let out the fucking beast
i love the way you look and the way you smell
the way you shake that shit, girl make it swell
from the way you you walking, yeah i can tell
that you've been spreading that puss for somebody else
so fuck that nigger, fuck that nigger
lick his asshole, make his dick get bigger
baby fuck that nigger, fuck a white nigger
how about a twenty five percent nigger?
it's time to bust out the steam cleaner! - Komedie
S.W.A.: Stepfathers With Attitude.
Good one Sam Harris
S.I.M.P
Stepfathers Is Massive Pussy
C.w.a. cucks with attitude
S.W.A.T. : stepfathers with ass troubles
When Sargon's 20 year plan finally works and he is crowned Queen of England this will be our new national anthem.
hahahahaaaaa
#Gamergate2
Lol I am British and support this idea.
@David DeVito Well, I got a great idea, just hear me out.
You know how everyone is triggered by #gamergate and everyone knows about it?
They do?
Yeah, it's a global pandemic and all the Sjews are triggery?
Ok.
What if I get to get the president to tweet #gamergate did nothing wrong?
Yeah, go on.
No, that's it.
🤔
The New English Constitution is gonna have Gamergate on it
You never fail to deliver , unlike a certain Uber Eats driver
That's becaus he thinks uber eats means he eats the food while driving.
**bows**
How dare you sir, Matt is an essential worker. He is literally saving people's dinners out there, on the frontlines, risking his own life to provide for his girlfriend's child. He is providing emotional support for vulnerable and isolated people, talking to them, helping them to finally off themselves. Matt is a hero, like a firefighter or a paramedic. His contribution to this pandemic is enormous (likely due to poor hygiene).
9 months later this one still gets me every time
Actually making Jarbo interesting. Well done sir
Wow Navy Hato enjoying them bars.
Sometimes I wonder about you birb boy, but all things considered, you're actually alright.
Wear shoes inside to prevent Corona Chan .....
talk about jews
Black Pigeon Speaks your saying mundane Matt wasn’t interesting before
Crack smoke
Rum N' Coke
Easily the sickest rhyme ever made
Since Sargon failed in politics, he should consider entering the music industry. He's realy carrying that track and that n-word pass is giving him godlike powers.
God no
Still impressed Matt feels like he has an actual flow here.
So glad you brought this up on that stream. Matt spitting straight fire
This shit is mad! Can't believe I'm only just hearing it now. Slept on it bigtime. Thanks for sharing! Loved the stream with Harry 👌
The man who destroyed UKIP came in and absolutely wrecked this track.
Who are the 5 greatest MCs of all time?
Jarbo, Jarbo, Jarbo, Jarbo and Jarbo.
Because he spits hot fire.
. Jason and Tyrones jizzums
I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip, dis is the way Jarbo spits
@Imperial Judesmen138 he's like two Biggie Smalls, and a Biggie Cheese if he hasn't taken a shit yet
This guy is criminally under-watched, considering the A+++ material he puts out.
this
Probably a good thing for us, Susan might wack him if he gets too big.
@Mr. Boxman Good point.
I hope he uses his talent for more than this lol
This will make him cry harder than the silver play button.😭
Matt couldn't be this entertaining to save his girlfriend's daughter's life
MC Jarbo spread his cheeks for these FAT beats!
So the entire music industry with thousands of artists, billions of dollars and a literally infinite number of subjects for songs to choose from manages to produce maybe two halfway decent songs a year.
This absolute beast with only soundbites from a worthless untalented hack, about 13 dollars from patreon and singularly focused on wrecking Matt while being as offensive as humanly possible churns out absolute bangers. I've unironically got this and Aliens on my Spotify playlist.
Right? This is easily WAY better than most modern hip hop out there and what kills me is the fucking FLOW is better and it's just .wav files of single words this fat fuck has spoken. So much talent.
That Idubbz shot at the end is gonna be quite relevant now.
God damn. Imagine a dude sampling your voice into something like this? Hearing your voice delivering music at a quality that you just couldn't imagine? God damn. Amazing.
I hear xanderhal really likes sargons guest rapping.
This is still absolutely fire
Fatt Lardo makes interesting content, it just requires a genius to rearrange it into this brilliant form.
Seriously, If Mundanematt Did this type of content, He would be swimming in them views. Instead, he still makes the same MUNDANE Content.
Gotta live up to the name. Even if he did try to change it.
Even if he didn't do self-flagellation, I think people would enjoy the fat beats and him remixing his voice to say absurd things. But that talent is Jarbo the Hutt's!
You are brutal and I love it
That beat is too sexy to be sharing audio time with Matt and Sargon's voices.
this song is so unreasonably catchy... I come back to listen and sing along with it so often now that I have to be careful whenever I sing to myself in public cos this beat becomes an incurable earworm. PLEASE. make more. lol.
This MC Jarbo and Lil' Applebees collab is FIRE! Tyrone says he likes it too!
Why is he saying all these horrible things? How is he getting away with it? Sargon too?? I don't believe it. I can't watch these guys after this. I'm speechless...
#MeToo
art cannot be silenced
Won't somebody think of the children? His girlfriends?
Wow... I thought in 2020 I could prep my wife's bull without experiencing bigotry. This is truly upsetting; I stand with MundaneMatt!
I don’t think you understand this is him mocking a person. He didn’t say all this?
@@MKultra_Survivor I don’t think you understand sarcasm..or how to use question marks.
This is great, when are we getting song featuring my boy Jim Metokur
I didn’t even make it 60 seconds into the video and i had to stop to catch my breath because i was laughing too hard.
I REALLY Need a full album of these.
On Vinyl.
I have no idea who this guy is, but this is funny as fuck.
I imagine you get so many compliments you may worry if they aren’t sincere. Trust a stranger, your creativity is as strong as your tech skills. I was a VB5 & 6 programmer back in the Bronze Age. I ended up an IT guy/MCSE because I couldn’t code in a production environment. Your stuff is Swass 🎸
Matt just needs to get a job at Best Buy or something. He can literally never recover his internet career
We need an angry Jim remix
Making good use of lockdown time are we.
You know it!
Jarbo The Hutt dude this is definitely one of your best songs
MC Jarbo is still legendary
This channel my guilty pleasure-- I can't look away.
Fuck that beat is way better than it has any right to be
Holy fuck these bars
We need a Matt version of the Ricardo video with this. It's a club banger.
SARGON has the best part at the end 2:38
An absolute jam to listen to while Matt begs strangers on Twitter to buy Animal Crossing for him.
Big Ups, Mc Jarbo!
You cant deny the talent
Magic again. I never thought I would listen to this much mundane matt
I'm genuinely surprised this is still up, because god damn. Sick track
Funny as fuck
OMG these are better and better with every song! Bumpin beats, phat rhymes, Matt's girlfriend, Sargon NOOOO, and Ripple $ dreams.
as a black person
im *very* confused
MC Jarbo risking getting q'uarana virus to make sick beats.
Stunning and brave !
Ｊ Ａ Ｒ Ｂ Ｏ Ｗ Ａ Ｖ Ｅ 異 横 ー ネかニッ桜 ジ
another masterpiece of editing Jarbo, nice to see you still making these even during coronavirus season
Thanks to xanderhal to introducing me to this guy and his amazing music
Godamn MC Jarbo cannot stop making amazing tracks, goddamn...
Dude this is art man...
This beat thumps like matt walking up to your house with the Big Mac you ordered
Seriously, how do you even exist when Jarbo flags everything that even mentions him in less-than-favorable ways? BTW, your production of these is amazing. You must do something audio/visual all for a living.
I've had my fair share of videos flagged and some taken down. It's part of the package I guess.
This is a straight up Lisa the Painful beat
I picture the stepfather in his finest suit singing his parts in the studio.
RIP Dame Pesos 🌮
What happened to him
Oh HELL yes, MC Jarbo bringin' us some straight-up boulder beats yet again.
Soyfather on the hook like
Ayyyy!! 💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥
The trouble with Jarbo the Hutt is that he's crazy talented but the material is so niche.
Yeah, I wanna share these with tons of people, but it's like, I'd need two hours of background explanation first, LUL.
MC Jarbo out here crushing it every single time
0:35 Well at least Matt is still getting some.
This is unironically a banger, might be your best work to date
This is on repeat
God damn, you never cease to amaze.
Love your work ❤️
This one is spicy man, you sure got talent and dedication
The beats hit hard when listening at X1.5 speed.
Hoping for a DSP or Wings feature, maybe a collab with Liquid Richard.
These just gt better and better
These are so fucking good.
lol, BARS.
amazing work, best of youtube hands down
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
giant banger
this is so funny and the music is also good
This is your finest work so far. Great stuff.
Another banger. Keep em coming
Dropping them bangers!
Awe inspiring talent.
It would be kinda cool to see a visual of which of Matt's videos the program you use is pulling words from.
I don't really look at what videos the samples are coming from but there's samples from hundreds of videos in each song. Here's what I see when I piece this stuff together: czcams.com/video/H3ZzxK2lEpI/video.html
LEGENDARY, LMFAO
These get better and better Sir
Holly fuck this song is rocks
holy SHIT this is FIRE
Love this
0:46 out of nowhere lol
Dude your shit is so dope
Yet another classic for the ages
This was so good! You gotta do a song featuring Metokur
Greg E ^ this
This is the best one yet
Corona-chan dance party ft. DJ Jarbo
Hope my neighbors like the playlist!
Matt has all the time to listen to those fine tunes during the quarantine.
Can we get an instrumental of this?
Another banger.
You. Are some sort of fucking god.
You are doing God's work son, keep it up!!
I fucking hate how much this slaps