Da GUNT - No Woman 2 Me (feat. Notorious H.R.T)
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2022
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MP3: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-...
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Lyrics:
girl come out of hiding
'cause who the fuck would even go fly to ireland?
when there's such a thing as epstein island
where as you get as much drugs, sex and violence
and we can crash there girl, that's decided
and you can hit the bathtub if you can find it
the bar's open now, troon drinks provided
to every kid, turn 'em all into some weird crossgender hybrids
am i shortsighted or does your body look like
a blind first-year college student designed it?
i hope they put a zipper inside it
i only smash puss with a visible hymen
but i'm so excited girl we can fuck rough
you'll never have half as many kids as i did
with all the anxiety, jacked off to your CNN shit
that was just impeccable timing
look at the facts dude
i got my battle scars luke, you got your axe wound
so to transform back would be a bad move
plus if you can be a bitch, i could learn to be man too
rip off the bandaid, drag your trans ass (to the ballet)
then put my mayonnaise up in your man-cave
that's clearly man-made
but maybe go get checked 'cause it seems you're in a bad way
'cause you ain't no woman
you ain't no woman, you ain't no woman to me
(forty-one, forty-two, forty-three)
you ain't no woman, no woman to me
you're no woman to me
some say you got wrecked son
but i just want you show you love and affection
now let me spread it wide for an inspection
you're my kind of car crash... hit and run
in that place that you ain't get wet from
the cold place that you ain't never bled from
that place that you often shit the bed from
'cause it was once probably part of your rectum
bitch get your legs up in the air, yeah
both thumbs in the rear like baked alaska's in here
and we invited blaire... white and fucking sophia
narwitz, let's bring back my garbage career
stand with you in the clouds, fight off the flare
get these bitch ass clowns the fuck out of here
then take you out to the seaside
for some ice cream then some creampie
yeah westside to the eastside
they call it troonshine, i never knew why
i used to be known as the poop guy
now i'm known for sticking my bone up in two guys
'cause you ain't no woman
you ain't no woman, you ain't no woman to me
(forty-one, forty-two, forty-three)
you ain't no woman, no woman to me
you're no woman to me
beef with the farms, fucking lambs to the slaughter
josh you can cancel that order
how many dads that thought it was just a bath full of water
ended up with a god damn man for a daughter (uh huh)
ethan i know you want it, before i start talking about
all of my pedophile shit (uh huh)
i can hear your lips smacking a bit
and it's really obvious you want to suck my dick
eat my mutilated balls and the bean that don't flick
if you like everything you're seeing, nigga don't trip
'cause i get a hold of pre-teens waiting for a sip
way better than that simple latino called nick
in a pile of kids, that's the only way
that this twitter hypocrite could ever hit a lick
penis or tits? how the fuck do you pick?
decide quick before the good doc goes snip snip
you know you ain't no god damn woman
you ain't no woman, you ain't no woman to me
you ain't no woman, ain't no woman to me
you're no woman to me
you ain't!! forty one... forty one percent!
you ain't no woman, ain't no woman to me
no woman to me
Artwork by Cog:
poa.st/@BackwardsInt1
Produced by DopeBoyzMuzic - Komedie
Guys I fucked up... I rushed to get this song out yesterday and didn't pay much attention to the mix and there were some mistakes left in there that I've corrected. I've uploaded final versions here:
MP3: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-nowoman2me.mp3
FLAC: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-nowoman2me.flac
I don’t hear any issues with this song. It’s gold.
You should probably reupload it then.
Pure platinum... As always, Sir!
The eternal dropping tracks before they're ready for you, but good enough for us. Even better through, this will sound great in Ralphs car.
@XRP Brit Will do, just waiting for the artwork to be done.
The pain of finding gold and being unable to share it with anyone because no one would understand the context and they would think you're insane.
Once you get rid of the posturing, the societal expectations and the technological barriers, you'd be surprised the type of things that can bring people together. Everyone in this comment section feels the same way yet the powers that be say we cannot merge and express our feelings in any meaningful way. So we have music.
@@JarboTheHutt based
The struggle is real😔
@@JarboTheHuttwe are untied by the gunt
Notorious HRT is such a perfect name lmao
"I got my battle scars, you got your axe wound" lmao 👏
It's amazing watching these songs spit roast after roast in their own words.
" that man cave, clearly man made"
Get the bandaid. Put my mayonnaise up in your man cave.
He actually drops Luke (the male known as keffals true name) in too it's glorious
"How many dads that thought it was just a bath full of water ended up with a goddamn man for a daughter. Uh huh." Fucking savage lmao
The seven words that would've scored Ralph a date:
"I can fit inside without the dilator."
Lmao
Ewww nigga but for real tho...
Top kek
damnnn lol
that's a good tagline for his tinder when meigh leaves him
"no need to dilate before our date babe"
I can't get over how much the beat, hook and entire song sounds like a legit R&B banger from the early 2000's
When Ralph heard the Queen died he cried until he found of it was the Queen of England not his Queen Keffels.
"forty-one, forty-two, forty-three"
LMAO
"YWNBAW" - Cloutflair
FINALLY KEFFALS IS GETTING A SONG
Jarbo: Kiwi Farmer confirmed.
@@PJF1981 he actually does have a KF account
"Notorious HRT" is almost as good as "Troonshine."
@@pumpnking Well if he's already on Keffals' hit list then he's kind of immune, I guess.
AH YES, QUEEN CUFFALLS
I can’t believe it. Am rubbing my hands to see what notorious hrt will do on the mic 🤣🤣🤣
ANOTHER ALL TIME BANGER FROM THE PILLSTREAM!
Buh- Buh- BIBBLE ON DAT BEAT 📣🎶🎶
ok I'm thinking kino is BACK on the menu
Quick, someone archive this gem before Kween Kefalls flags it down
You can really hear that sexual chemistry.
The gas exchange especially. Science is fascinating
@@jackhazardous4008 Yeah, the ideal gas law lol. Mmmmm, pressure, volume, temperature...
@@offlicence134 A true PV = nRT moment
At least someone finally cut through the Notorious HRT's dead air
Drinking a lukewarm dosis Troonshine fresh out of the bathtub for this banger
AIN'T NO WOMAN
Lmao the 41 42 43 line went right over my head the first few times
It's more like 50% now. It keeps going up everytime its studied, 41% is a meme number that they excelled a while ago.
Ohhh we're halfway there... - Bon Jovi
@@stevepalpatine2828 hey, at least it's a self-remedying problem🙂
I thought it was 5'1 5'2 5'3
@@stevepalpatine2828 honestly knowing nature is taking care of itself in this regard is really quite comforting. The Mentally disabled shouldn't reproduce
tequila troonshine, happy hour
BASED!
Moonman would be proud
How many dads that thought it was just a bath full of water ended up with a goddamn man for a daughter
lol that's a bar
Of all the days for this to drop lmao
💖💞Reffals is true love💖💞
OTP
The Keffamale
@@pondr3225 Troons known has "he!"
I'm saying OTP!
Troons known as "he!"
I'm saying OTP!
Troons known as "he!"
Ethan swoons for troon poon
the new revelations about Ralph's love life add another layer to this song.
THIS IS LIFE RUINATION!!!!!!!! AND ITS NAWT TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
the only bad thing about mc jarbo is I'm the only one in my social circle who keeps up with this shit and it would take upwards of 10 hours to explain why I find this so hilarious
"Well you see, there was thing called gamergate.....(8 years of history later)......then Jewsh made a corn joke....and then the MSM brought out their hype beast 'never gonna be a women' to take down a website"
It's like trying to explain the synopsis of the book War and Peace, and only getting 2 words to do it.
Ikr, if not for metokur playing, "my girlfriends daughter" i wouldn't know this dj existed.
Da Gunt is crazy, incredible.
KEFFALS VERSE🔥🔥
This is the HRT Puffinstuff destiny prophesized, the only outcome possible for Kerfufflez and Da Gunt.
The lore is deep like keffals voice
Deadly Combination
ANOTHER ALL TIME BANGER FROM MC JARBO
Man, Notorious HRT needs a solo song with all the stuff happening now, lol.
I hope this is nominated for the Best Male Duo Grammy award, most deserving since "Ebony and Ivory"
FUCK YES!!
Guntory and Muntory
Underrated comment, you made me laugh loud as shit
"Raffles"
Not the chips kind 😏
The Gunt already has this on vinyl and playing it on his troontable.
Notorious H.R.T had bars no cap frfr
The only worthwhile thing Lucas will ever do
he will definetly say the gunshot soundeffect was a death threat
genius, especially the cloudflare wordplay.
Keffals never heard of the Streisand effect
He went on a war with kiwifarms to try to get dirt on him nuked, only to have people putting him in rap songs with Ethan Ralph to talk about it
lmao "YOU AINT NO WOMAN TO MEEE"
🔥41🔥42🔥43🔥
Ralph never married Pantsu because he had eyes on Keffals
this song is more addictive than keffals bathtub HRT
Gunt: Trooned out saga
The best one yet. The keffals part made me lose my mind when he said hard R word
This is gold, man. Glad some renaissance of art can come out of such horrible blights on humanity. Big ups MC Jarbo
It's like the world's ultimate magic trick
I hope you all actually understand what this song is truly about and realize how terrible Keffels is as a person.
Ugh. Amazing work 10/10.
I think this audience understands
@@Kwamya10 I know, I really do get that many of you do. It's just like there's this unspoken perspective that I've garter'd for over like +15 years and it's really nuts man. Ever since 2008. People like keffels are evil and mentally deranged. I mean do you know about the chinese HRT meds that're bought online and all those discords that basically push this stuff in a community setting it's maddening. The rabbit hole goes deeper in this regard as I do believe these people are in some way funded or...allowed to do this via consent from our corrupt system in tandem with foreign forces...that's the key here. You see what I mean?...
@@ugandanknuckles3900 Yeah the drugs grooming all of it. It's a mess. And he'll be defended purely because of how he identifies.
@@Kwamya10 Always has
I can hear the hrt bathtub waters and I'm just vibin'
MC Jarbo is the voice of a generation more than Kanye ever was.
The keffals verse actually went hard
This man is to lyrics what Mendel was to medicine, make of that what you will
Certified hood classic
Your best name yet "Notorious HRT" LOL
lol it was people in the chat that came up with it!
You'd be embarrassed for me if you knew how much I listened to this song. Shit is smooth 💯
Queen Elizabeth may be dead, but at least we still have Queen Ralph.
It's eerie how they both sound similar.
If keffals ever does music requests on his stream someone should play this.
I LOVE YOU DADDY NULL ❤🔥🥝
This is the best timeline!
They don't have Jarbo the Hutt in the other timelines!
I'm amazed you actually made Keffals not sound completely monotone
Can you hear?
@@DSPHistoricalSociety I did say completely.
@@DSPHistoricalSociety can you read?
I'm amazed I managed to do anything at all with just 7 videos worth of audio.
@@JarboTheHutt I'm genuinely curious do you have an audio library with the individual words?
The merge became real when gunty and keballs decided to have a kid together and called him Josh.
As an expert in the field, i can confirm this track is fire
Shit, this channel's gonna go down now.
You were doing god's work though.
I can't stop listening to it its legit smooth as silk
It's sad that a meme song has more substance and wit than 99% of modern music
I thought that was Horse Wife behind him, but I realized it was Keffals
41 42 43 shit slaps son
I am so glad I found this corner of the internet.
I dont mean to discredit your other work, but this has got to be the best you've put out. that keffals verse is the most natural sounding one you've ever done. true fucking wizardry, and your singing is top notch. you are a light shining in the gutter of the internet bro. keep it up!
Thank you friend. These are dark times but I persevere.
gotta download this before cloudflare drops it like the fire it is
This is what happens when gunts collide.
Lucas has bars
The Farms may be in the shitter but MC Jarbo is still here giving us some FIRE ass beats.
Where's the best place to keep up with the status of the farms?
@@odoakur8388 The telegram channel for it.
@Daniel the Maniel Really hope so. I don't want him to bitch out to Keffals of all people.
@Daniel the Maniel I dunno. Been having doubts. Plus his latest letter of address didn't bring a lot of confidence to the table.
@@ZX-Gear Bro this shit happens like once a year. Everytime the Farms comes back with better tech, all they're doing is making it stronger and costing themselves thousands.
They try to silence people online because they cant silence the voices inside telling them that eve after the surgery, the hormones, and the two faced validation from people who lie to be polite, they still know they're weird, and IRL people find them laughable weirdos.
Look at their "protest" that Elliot Fong Dong Gone staged at Cloudflare, 7 guys in dresses looking depressed.
They cant bring their Twotter bots to real demonstrations, and that shows what their actual support had.
The more they push, the more people they turn against them.
"my fart queen"!!!🤣
3:18 Keffals NOOOOOOO
WAIT A MINUTE, KEFFALS, NO
41-42-43 LMAO. Another banger by the ever talented Jarbo The Hutt. A true bard in the days of Jewtube.
I don’t want it to happen but waiting till the maestro get clapped by Susan
Do not follow the 41,42 43...
Unironically I want to see Tucker Carlson play this whole song on TV. This needs to be broadcasted to a much larger audience.
Always a fucking banger
This is gonna be taken down, everyone should download it.
true artist at work. best since liquid richard.
Keffals and the Gunt, sitting in a tree. D-I-A-L-A-T-I-N-G
f e l t e d
I did not know that jeffals dude did troons fart porn, I thought the fart queen line was just a reference to Ethan's scat love. Very good.
It's not trooooon!!
AMAZIN
and right on time
Ralph finna make him some troonshine!
It has only been 7 months and so much has happened to our infamous gunt and the live of his life
Mom: we've Ginuwine at home.
Ginuwine at home:
Let's see if H3h3 has the balls to play this in the interview 😂
More likely that Keffals would play the Hila Klein animation
I’m gonna roll through pride playing this
HE JUST. DONT. MISS
He never loved nora this much
We have to talk about the unreal amount of variety in the music this mans produces.
Inb4 suspicious amount of mass flagging. 🤔 I wonder why that keeps happening?
TURBO BASED!
if you weren't under keffal's book of troon grudges before, you surely are now
I don’t know anything about the lore of Keffals, but this track is 🔥
People just hate trans people.thats the sole reason people hate her lol
I apologize if all the censoring's made it a slog to read, CZcams hates me and deletes any comment with naughty no-no words that could upset valid and brave people.
@@milkbrain429 I didn’t get to see any of it, all of the text was hidden by CZcams.
@@RogueFox2185 Seriously? I can still see it on my screen. I thought them disappearing seconds after posting was a reliable way to tell if my comments were removed. You can't even fucking talk on this gay ass website anymore
@@milkbrain429 Your first comment is totally gone, unfortunately