Jon Stewart's Opening Monologue: 2006 Oscars
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- Host Jon Stewart opens the 78th Academy Awards.
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Oh my God seeing Phillip Seymour Hoffman AND Heath Ledger in the front rows is heart wrenching. I wasn't prepared.
They were drug addicts who overdosed.
@@joeybaseball7352 Heath wasn't. He just took the wrong mixture.
Jon Stewart loves those gray t-shirts
RIP Heath Ledger and Philip Seymour Hoffman.
yea, wow, how sad. odd that they were both zoomed in on like that, and neither are here today.
+Alex Card same thought.
Who's the blonde next to Ledger?
gorginhanson - Michelle Williams. They were together back then.
João Solimeo i
I like Clooney expression "Haha...wait a minute"
Totaly fake but good sport at least
This crowd is awful. Jon Stewart was slaying the entire time.
no he didnt .... his timing was off. delivery is everything
Professional crowd who got it right.
That is absolutely true. He is slaying the hell out of this. Too bad they don't want to hear it.
These shows are notorious bad/hard to do because of the venue and audience
Worst monologue ive watched and ive watched them all since 2000.
13 years later, the extended bit about how hard it is to find a host is a little ironic.
still one of the most intelligent monologues.
Jon is a brilliant guy, an author and activist.
5:46 "look at them!!" cut to heath ledger... 10 years really is a long time...phillip seymore hoffman
Jon we need you back man I swear
Yessssss
He’s back
@Lightningkuriboh you have no idea how thankful I am I'm sharing so much of his videos on ig. He got neo liberals and conservative Trumpers so fucking mad I love it.
"Björk couldn't be here tonight...She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her."
So awesome to see Hoffman laughing and having a great time here. RIP to a true talent
Is it just me or is Stewart too smart for this crowd
I think his jokes landed pretty well??
I think he's too smart for most crowds 😂
Def just u...
@@krissielundy9934 absolutely, he's brilliant.
it's mostly you wanting to feel smart by judging people you're better than. if you can't work your audience, then blaming the audience means admitting you're bad at your job.
I see dead people
Kwack that’s sooo dark
Facts
Kwack to soon
I remeber cracking up when he made the joke about Bjørk and Dick Cheney. Time passed, but I'll never forget that joke ever in my life, I loved the show!
It was a good joke but was not delivered with the levity it warranted. Too much resentment in Stewart's delivery to keep things funny and not so serious. He couldn't leave his personal animosity for the things he mentioned nor of the people he mentioned. That's where he missed the boat as host.
Yess
"Tonight's theme is return to glamour"
*Crash wins best picture*
:D I like John a lot, he was respectful but also had a wonderful sense of humor. Seeing Heath and Phillip in the audience, reminds you that we lost two brilliant actors who should still be here w us making movies....RIP to you both!!
That equal pay joke at 8:54 would've killed this year!
Overdue Review No it would be offensive for many people
Stewart was always ahead of his time. And correct.
One of the greatest monologues ever
Delivery was off
He's so gorgeous.
This is great, he just took the piss out of Hollywood the whole time
RIP Heath Ledger, Philip Seymour Hoffman, William Hurt. It's such a shame Jon Stewart didn't get another crack at hosting the Oscars. This was brilliant and it just gets better and better as time goes by, makes a change having a restrained smaller style than the usual bombastic Billy Crystal, Whoopi Goldberg ones.
Jon Stewart is just the best. A legend. So damn funny. But it's so sad to see those who have passed since then, as well. Like Philip Seymore Hoffman and Heath Ledger. Great talent.
I've watched a lot of these Academy Awards opening monologues and I think this is the best one, followed by the 2009 one. Amazing.
Watch Hugh Jackman slay in 2012 monologue!
2008 you mean @@dennisagusdianto315
Dying to know who walked out after Jon said "How talented they are."
We need Stewart more than ever
you ever rewatch a monolgue then check the press's reaction at the time and go the fuck is wrong with media ? they eviscerated Jon and said he sucked .. I loved it !
tough crowd
Mar wan
Pretentious crowd
Painful
He went a dream within a dream within a dream! One more layer and he'd be in limbo!
A time when Meryl was sitting not in the front row dead middle.
Back where she belongs!
"I think I speak for all jews when I say, 'I can't wait to see what happens to us next.'" LOL!
hetaes dear ms. Heraes
I hope that it is better!
Anyone else notice Heath ledger in the audience? :(
yeah... and Philip Hoffman too. :(
Kinda hard not to "notice" when the camera cuts directly to them specifically.
Alex Card yes no maybe I don’t know
Whatever
Who cares.
@@thefilmseeker at which point???
1:50 Mel Gibson Runs the same way he runs on Lethal weapon with a rifle in his hand. Guess I watched that movie too many times to be able to notice that!
Busy Show his run was hilarious he’s great at comedy
YES! Him and Tom cruise both have recognisable running styles. Amazing!
Like there is a thing like watching Leathal Weapons Top much😏and I also notice his running style 😂
@@justjackman Will Smith too
His George Clooney joke has to be one of the best of all time.
Heath shrugging at the beginning was adorable omg
10 years :'( ! i feel old
Back, when there was hope for America. I have traveled 31 states, and I love you all. But by god, you need proper guidance...
That opening music is the ending music from the 1997 animated film ANASTASIA
6:00 Heath Ledger .. 6:50 Philip Seymour ... :(
'Felicity' - best gag ever
skbfilm not if you’re a man or woman who is transgendered and being mocked
TJ Wash Why is it okay to mock everyone else except trans people?
I’m asking honestly, You want to be treated equally you said
@@johnsreactions6658 because they're a disenfranchised minority who are relentlessly mocked and identities dismissed at best and murdered at worst. Making fun of minorities is just kicking a guy who's already on the ground bleeding. Making fun of the privileged is to challenge their power or a friendly jab at worst.
@@johnsreactions6658 Equality is recognizing which people are suffering and being kind and helping them up while bringing those with too much power and privilege down. Equality requires understanding the inequalities that already exist and adjusting your behaviour towards different people accordingly.
@@ladymirth Equality is understanding the difference between jokes and being maliciously mocked just like everyone else without the expectation of being treated like a fragile baby bird.
3:37 RIP beautiful soul
1:08
Announcer: Please welcome your host, Mrs. Whoopi Gold-
Whoopi: Oh, hell no!
That one got me pretty good. Letterman's was a little creepy, I gotta say.
Why do Americans thing that "oh hell no" is a funny or witty or original comeback.
You guys say it all the time as if it reflects great wisdom or a strong character.
Boring.....
That's the point with Letterman. People think he's creepy so instead of being offended with it, he poked fun at it
Jon Stewart and George Clooney. What I wouldn’t do to be in the middle of that sandwich.
Nicole Siebe🤯
@Jeepman89 he’s hot
God I miss heath ledger. R.I.P Heath Ledger.
B'jork. That joke still kills.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ladies and Gentlemen, Felicity for bribing college admissions
'Walk the line is Ray with white people' hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant
Does anyone here thinks that Michelle Williams looks similar to Taylor swift??
I thought that was Taylor Swift. But yeah, it can't be her in 2006.
you mean to tell me that's NOT Taylor Swift?!! Jesus my eyes deceived me
The only yellow dress I loved
Jon: “I’m Jon Stewart and...”
Me: “Oh I know this one! Welcome to the Daily Show!”
Jon: “Welcome to the 78th Annual Oscars”
Me: “Oh, ok😞”
The best part is when Jon Stewart mentioned movie piracy and says actresses can barely cover her breasts. The second best part is when Jon Stewart made fun of some S. Spielberg's movies, Bjork and the movie Ray.
For my taste, that Bjork joke was the best.
Man I miss Jon!
78th ...seeing Will Smith in the audience...after watching the slap 🤣 pure gold...
this was the first Oscars i ever watched ,LOVED it
wide eye kid like me it brilliant thank you God
5:37 Charlize!!!! Goddess
6:09 hahaha Rachel and Amy both looked down
I like the last Joke we can a represent People In Order How Talent it they are
3 bad ass jokers in one room what a night.
my god, those jokes are timeless!
"Ladies, gentlemen, um... Felicity" LMAO
What was this joke about?
@@carlosgil378 This was the year Felicity Huffman was nominated for Best Actress for playing a transgender person (male to female) in Transamerica.
"I'm busy too", "oh, hell no!", and Mel Gibson running from a puma, but jin is still funnier.
3:36 the feels
He should do it again
How far freedom can be extended!, and Charlize Theron's persona, insightful!
Wonderful superb great host Jon Stewart's. And Oscar monologue
Best Oscar Host Of All Time
not even close ...
Brother Troy who would you say is a good?
I would say Billy Crystal, Steve Martin, Whoopi Goldberg, Jimmy Kimmel and Bob Hope and some others were better, but Jon Stewart surely is above average hosts (like Chris Rock or Johnny Carson)
He was Good, but I wouldn't say "Of All Time"; Maybe one of the best of the '00s.
anmol96titoria Chevy Chase was a good host
Jon Stewart is too damn good.
He's hilarious!
It's smashing all the way. I especially loved the joke about uncompromised journalists in period movies and the one about Bjork:-)
He is the best for opening monologues and Steve Martin, Ricky
Gervais.
Ah. The good old days.
at 11:29 , Morgan Freeman is like "What the F is happening here?"
6:59 Keira Knightley and Jack Nicholson sitting side by side is weird looking.
Why tho? Genuinely curious question
@@chiragdahiwale6912 it's been 2 years, I honestly can't remember what my reasoning was at the time... Maybe just that she's such a modern and young star and he's an icon so associated with a different era? I suspect that was it, that it was just this unexpected juxtaposition of eras? Could also be that the framing makes them look like they attended as a couple here. Which with their 50 year age gap is a bit jarring. Honestly can't recall. I may not have even had a specific, considered reason. Was possibly just an idle observation with no greater thought.
So bittersweet seeing Heath Ledger and Philip Seymour Hoffman in the audience, they left us too soon.
I swear the narrator at the beginning is the same narrator for every clone wars episode intro
His heart doesn't seem to be in it. I love and admire Jon Stewart. I think he feels compelled to try to fix things instead of being excruciatingly funny.
Things have changed in 12 years. Hoffman, Ledger = dead. Morgan Freeman = blacklisted. Felicity Huffman trans joke, Hallee Berry sex joke = not okay anymore. Jon Stewart = nowhere to be found when we need him most
Nah the hallee bit is fine.. Isa dream sequence done tastefully plus Clooney was subjected to same
U could focus on the positivity instead of the dead 😔😑
Wait since when was Morgan Freeman blacklisted? What did I miss?
I love everything Jon Stewart does. He’s just so f’ing funny but he keeps it nice. ❤❤❤
He slayed that!
who would dislike jon Stewart?
I guess it's O'Reilly and fox news fans!
Capture strangers o'reilly is a good friend of Jon actually
Fuck off
And all those celebrities sitting there
Your ugly Arabic mother that’s who
This was his first time hosting and you can tell he's nervous. When he came back for the 80th he was even better. His material was still great, it just wasn't conveyed as well.
Please include closed captions so that the information is accessible to everyone
10:15 The Joker was clearly considering murdering him on the spot.
Unfortunately, the two other Jokers were still there and alive, so he wasn't sure so he had to reconsider that
“I don’t really have a joke here” brilliant…
A few dead people in that crowd
Wow. Can't be!I've this was ten hrs ago.
Ten hours? you must live in a far away planet.
M Nasser Mistyped it. Its yrs not hrs
Wow I can’t believe this comment was 7 years ago
As soon as I saw Will Smith, I laughed out loud! Haha
My favorite host
Thank you Oscars for reposting this!!
Everything John says gets better with age.
John Stewart, the best.
So many good films that year.
What a legend...
The 4th male lead from Death to Smoochy!
salute to mr movie phone
They must bring John Stewart back!
6:38 16 years later that laugh into serious face turned into an attack.
10:23 CUE THE INSIDE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joaquin Phoenix looking fine as ever!❤️❤️ RIP to Heath Ledger and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Wow, what a line up of Best Actor noms that year. Charlize Theron looking so beautiful as always and Jack Nicholson is just super cool.😎
The one night of the year where you can see all your favorite stars without voting for the Democratic Party 😂😂
The Bjork joke is a classic
That was seriously funny ... jolie gets a lot of stick for adopting 😂