Ellen DeGeneres' 86th Oscars Opening

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  • Host Ellen DeGeneres' opening monologue at the 86th Oscars in 2014.
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    Ellen DeGeneres' 86th Oscars Opening
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  • @luciawdfg
    @luciawdfg Před 4 lety +23302

    The title makes it sound like Ellen has hosted the Oscars 86 times.

  • @wizkida981015
    @wizkida981015 Před 7 lety +3968

    "Meryl Streep has been nominated for an Oscar over 18 times" *Cuts to shot of Leo*

  • @aselweerabahu6215
    @aselweerabahu6215 Před 2 lety +6495

    Love or hate Ellen, you can’t deny this is one of the best opening monologues by an Oscar host ever!

    • @dpspranay
      @dpspranay Před 2 lety +271

      Only because Ricky Gervais hasn't been invited as a host yet....

    • @nashirahnashim4107
      @nashirahnashim4107 Před 2 lety +16

      True Dat I love her so

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 Před 2 lety +15

      Steve Martin is pretty epic

    • @rebekahchristelcromwell
      @rebekahchristelcromwell Před 2 lety +35

      Oh but… Chris Rock

    • @csryminati8176
      @csryminati8176 Před 2 lety +9

      @@dpspranay it would be best monologue for us and worst for celebrity at the seme time😂
      So its complicated 🙂

  • @LEELOLKH
    @LEELOLKH Před 2 lety +1431

    Will laugh is a mood

  • @joecoe4416
    @joecoe4416 Před 8 lety +5405

    You can hear Will Smith signature laugh

  • @BadBoi69
    @BadBoi69 Před 4 lety +10576

    Ellen :- remember you fell out of the car? I'm not gonna mention that
    Jennifer :- thank you
    Ellen :- she fell out of the car

  • @possumwilliams2940
    @possumwilliams2940 Před 2 lety +541

    Ellen can control a crowd better than any other host...her timing is impeccable and so funny 😂 👍😘

    • @borris3768
      @borris3768 Před rokem

      Not really. This scum shouldn't be on television

  • @lusciouslaura6244
    @lusciouslaura6244 Před 2 lety +1447

    I love how will smith laughs at everyone else expense but can't take a joke himself 😂

    • @champagneproblemz7386
      @champagneproblemz7386 Před 2 lety +33

      FACTSSS

    • @SouthernPrincipe
      @SouthernPrincipe Před 2 lety +71

      He can take a joke, but can't take an attack on his wife

    • @champagneproblemz7386
      @champagneproblemz7386 Před 2 lety +11

      @@SouthernPrincipe no actually, everyone has acknowledged that Chris was very wrong and it was an inappropriate joke, but that wasn't the point of ur comment so I said what I said
      But ok I understand what you're trying to say, and I think we agree on the situation so what are we even talking about anymore????

    • @enara5498
      @enara5498 Před 2 lety +10

      well it wasn't a nice joke

    • @champagneproblemz7386
      @champagneproblemz7386 Před 2 lety +13

      @@enara5498 ya but neither is violence, by hitting him he moved the conversation away from chris's inappropriate joke, to his slap....kinda defeats the purpose
      if he would've just said what he had to say there wouldn't even be this conversation. because anyway both are in the wrong ofc...
      also I kinda just don't like how he was laughing at the joke himself too, and then later had to show his masculinity to his cheating ass wife so went up on stage when she told him that she didn't appreciate the joke

  • @Widiach
    @Widiach Před 4 lety +5665

    “She has been nominated for an Oscar a total of 18 times” and after that the camera is on Di Caprio

    • @lemongrab23
      @lemongrab23 Před 4 lety +202

      ugh he deserves all them oscars

    • @mannmasurkar5796
      @mannmasurkar5796 Před 4 lety +88

      Exact same thing happened in 2007 Oscars, which were again hosted by Ellen 😂

    • @davidsinnott7854
      @davidsinnott7854 Před 4 lety +48

      I never got the DiCaprio thing. I’m not suggesting he didn’t deserve to win an Oscar, but people were making a big fuss about him always being nominated and never winning, when in actuality the year everyone made a big deal of it after Wolf of Wall Street, he had only been nominated 4 times. There’s many other actors and actresses who had been nominated just as many times, many had been nominated more and not won. He won for his 5th nomination, and now he’s on 6. But like, that’s not as big a number as people made out.

    • @xyzda2484
      @xyzda2484 Před 4 lety +62

      I'm from the future... He just needed a beard to win the Oscar

    • @Omerkosar
      @Omerkosar Před 4 lety +26

      @@davidsinnott7854 Genius like Gary Oldman got his first Oscar at the age of 60. They didnt say a single thing about him. They think that Leo is the only good actor lol.

  • @angellamst4215
    @angellamst4215 Před 3 lety +5666

    "She has been nominated 18 times" Leonardo DiCaprio was looking at Meryl like "same girl same"

    • @Osama4617
      @Osama4617 Před 3 lety +57

      @I the competition in best actor is quite high comparately, and getting nominated gor 4 times is a big deal actually.

    • @santangelogaia19
      @santangelogaia19 Před 2 lety +4

      I believe the most nominated at Oscars were Richard Burton and Peter O'Toole... Am I wrong?? 🤔🤔 I love them both but Richard just 😍😍😍

    • @fucku9849
      @fucku9849 Před 2 lety +19

      Hell no, she’s leagues above him, maybe Nicholson or hopkins.

    • @anasanchezcasado9931
      @anasanchezcasado9931 Před 2 lety +40

      @@santangelogaia19 the most nominated actor/actress is Meryl Streep

    • @jenginsberg8827
      @jenginsberg8827 Před 2 lety +23

      Fun facts: Kate Winslet has more Oscar nominations than Leonardo DiCaprio (7 vs 6)

  • @JLee-mu8jz
    @JLee-mu8jz Před 2 lety +989

    despite the whole ellen-workplace-scandal, you cannot deny that this was one of, if not, the best opening monologues. She highlights everyone's hard work in a humorous sense that does not take away anyone's dignity at expense. She also mentions special guests. Ellen as a comedian is as natural as it gets. The timing, the interaction and let's not forget the pizza delivery! Definitely one of the most memorable oscars to date.

    • @koalachina
      @koalachina Před 2 lety +17

      And the Selfie

    • @Rachael121
      @Rachael121 Před rokem

      🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @Josh1OD
      @Josh1OD Před rokem +3

      Ok, I wouldn't say the best, but certainly one of the best. She is very funny indeed.

    • @za-jm8wf
      @za-jm8wf Před rokem

      Chris rock was the best

    • @parkerparks8004
      @parkerparks8004 Před rokem +4

      @@Rachael121 why are you watching then this was 9 years ago?..

  • @deepakhatri982
    @deepakhatri982 Před 2 lety +629

    It's so ironical that she mocks everyone while she makes everyone laugh at the same time. Btw I love her

    • @mdmuzamil2901
      @mdmuzamil2901 Před 2 lety +4

      She is American kapil sharma 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @rushil3434
      @rushil3434 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mdmuzamil2901 bruh

    • @Schooner77
      @Schooner77 Před 2 lety +4

      She can be cringe material at times

    • @chaitanyajain3127
      @chaitanyajain3127 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mdmuzamil2901 better than kapil

    • @mdmuzamil2901
      @mdmuzamil2901 Před 2 lety +2

      @@chaitanyajain3127 I fully agree👍👍👍👍

  • @SofianaRiana
    @SofianaRiana Před 8 lety +25421

    It is not a honor to win an Oscar
    It is a honor to be chosen to be made fun of by Ellen Degeneres

  • @xiang5814
    @xiang5814 Před 8 lety +2818

    Leo looks like he's seriously about to cry

    • @elvdmluvfeverfever6997
      @elvdmluvfeverfever6997 Před 8 lety +127

      Nah. Leonardo is too good for Oscars.

    • @Lithio0oma
      @Lithio0oma Před 8 lety +85

      Lol 💗😂 or bored af from losing so many times

    • @heyakika6540
      @heyakika6540 Před 8 lety +57

      +Xiang (Fortehlolz) how would you feel if you were one of the best actors ever and still without an oscar

    • @elvdmluvfeverfever6997
      @elvdmluvfeverfever6997 Před 8 lety +16

      Kate Snow I'd personally feel like a piece of shit lol.

    • @nososha
      @nososha Před 8 lety +5

      +Kate Snow Walls and bridges! Nice!

  • @abrahamhimself
    @abrahamhimself Před 2 lety +211

    Despite the drama she spewed over these past years, I can't deny how entertaining her monologue was.

  • @EllenDegeneresWorld
    @EllenDegeneresWorld Před 2 měsíci +8

    Because of HER , This 2014 Oscars ceremony still holds the record for the biggest audience for the Academy Awards in two decades ( most-watched Oscars since 2000. )

  • @Widiach
    @Widiach Před 4 lety +3572

    “- I’m telling everyone that you were wonderful in Nebraska... wonderful!” and she answers with “i know!” like a real grandma

    • @EntoSanto
      @EntoSanto Před 4 lety +95

      I think she said "thank you" there

    • @ckanowitz
      @ckanowitz Před 4 lety +43

      @@EntoSanto No you're right, she definitely said "Thank you" twice

    • @hawra9286
      @hawra9286 Před 3 lety +4

      God ! what's wronge with you guys she said " I heard you "

    • @Ratigan2
      @Ratigan2 Před 3 lety

      ​@@hawra9286 its not at all obvious. she could have said "thank you" twice but then again im no lip reader master

    • @daniagagz7641
      @daniagagz7641 Před 3 lety +2

      She should've said "I know that's why I'm nominated and you are hosting it"

  • @natalie-xm9sb
    @natalie-xm9sb Před 7 lety +2549

    I love how you can hear Will Smith laughing

  • @shanorawijetunga3784
    @shanorawijetunga3784 Před 3 lety +589

    Ellen as the host is one of the best things that could literally happen. Such an incredible and hilarious introduction to a star dazzled night. Ellen’s amazing!

    • @reveredokay
      @reveredokay Před 2 lety +5

      She's not. Ellen's a Karen. And I'm pretty you don't even know what that means. Fucking Normie

    • @justaperson9535
      @justaperson9535 Před 2 lety +21

      @@reveredokay Maybe you are right. However this concerns the real life. She is a celebrity, a host and her job is to entertain people I don’t think her personality influences the way she makes people laugh

    • @thomasappelby1202
      @thomasappelby1202 Před 2 lety +15

      I agree! Very few people can host Oscar's and be really funny! Her "Selfie" at the Oscars is one of the most
      memorable moment in Oscar's history!

    • @est9949
      @est9949 Před 2 lety +1

      itto, I notice you're commenting nasty things about Ellen everywhere - it's clear you really dislike Ellen, but to make up stuff? Ellen is the opposite of Karen. Haters like you keep spreading nonsense rumors about her.
      - Karen does not wear mask and is an antivaxxer.
      Ellen, on the contrary, took mask wearing and lockdown seriously. She filmed her show from home to the point QAnon accused her of being on house arrest for Deep State/Pizzagate nonsense.
      Ellen also got vaccined on her show to promote vaccination to her audience.
      - Karen is a racist who calls police on Black men.
      Ellen is a supporter of BLM and all kinds of human rights movements in general. This even dated back to 1997 as far as I remember. Ellen mentioned segregation in her coming out episode in her conversation with Oprah (who played her therapy). Ellen has been having a Black man as her on-stage duo since the early years of her talkshow (DJ Tony and tWitch). She's been a big supporter of Obama since his first election. She also let BLM's founder (Patrisse Cullors) took over her IG account and post anything on her behalf during the "share the mic" event. This's just naming a few.
      - Karen is a Trump supporter, and likely a conspiracy theorist. Ellen, on the other hand, has been clear she would not invite Trump onto her show or give him any platform. For this reason, QAnon has been spreading negative stuffs about Ellen everywhere in 2020 (which works because the internet is full of gullible fools). People actually start hating Ellen after QAnon's nonstop attack of her on all social media.
      The fact that people're buying into this stupid, hateful, false narrative about her makes me lose faith in humanity TBH.

    • @est9949
      @est9949 Před 2 lety

      ​@@justaperson9535 itto is a hateful, angry person who just name-call random people "Karen" and "Fucking Normie" for no reason.
      Unfortunately it's very easy to say nasty things about anyone on the internet. And if groups like QAnon say negative things about someone often enough (like they've been doing on Ellen), people start believing them. It's really sad.

  • @cultfilmfreakreviews
    @cultfilmfreakreviews Před 2 lety +99

    I gotta say... I've never been a fan of Ellen or the Hollywood crowd she's talking to, but THIS IS THE BEST OSCAR OPENING EVER, really, truly, I thought it then and STILL do... Sharp, funny, even mean... Perfect job...

  • @fangyong1576
    @fangyong1576 Před 8 lety +4327

    I've never got tired watching this all over again

  • @KatiesArabVision
    @KatiesArabVision Před 5 lety +4877

    Will Smith’s laugh takes me out every time 😂

  • @luzoliveira9920
    @luzoliveira9920 Před 2 lety +1305

    This was probably the last great Oscars. Look at the nominees and the guests, so many A Listers. Not to mention Ellen being an incredible host.

    • @kamilaechazabal377
      @kamilaechazabal377 Před 2 lety +50

      You got to give people a chance to become A listers.

    • @emmanueljaramillo
      @emmanueljaramillo Před 2 lety +16

      2019 was the last great oscars. I am obviously reffering to the movies. 1917, joker, Parasite, The Irishman, OUATIH, and so many others. 2021 was terrible hahahaha, the movies and the ceremony were trash

    • @luzoliveira9920
      @luzoliveira9920 Před 2 lety

      @@emmanueljaramillo U are right. 2020 award season was top tier!

    • @90sbaby1
      @90sbaby1 Před rokem +2

      3:45 oh look. When Kevin Spacy WAS allowed inside LOL

    • @camillegiordano3822
      @camillegiordano3822 Před rokem

      Soooo true I’m happy about your post. 🎉

  • @merlinho0t
    @merlinho0t Před rokem +49

    I’m not a huge fan of Ellen personally, but this is one of the more memorable and good opening monologues from the Oscars that I remember.

  • @MosesFrancis8
    @MosesFrancis8 Před 7 lety +4643

    She's a natural, her pacing is excellent.

  • @anneramones2923
    @anneramones2923 Před 6 lety +2131

    “Of course one of the nominees it’s her, and by her I mean Meryl Streep” LOL

    • @Nickwhit20
      @Nickwhit20 Před 5 lety +75

      She said "is Her" (referring to the movie) which makes this even better

    • @emrahc.7128
      @emrahc.7128 Před 5 lety +3

      it was the best joke.

    • @anneneville6255
      @anneneville6255 Před 5 lety

      Nick Whitford you don’t say

  • @MediaJunkey
    @MediaJunkey Před 2 lety +85

    2:32 I came here specifically to see Liza Minnelli after seeing her presenting at the 94th Academy Awards. What a class act, she took the joke like a pro. Truly a legendary woman.

    • @sulamith8910
      @sulamith8910 Před 2 lety +2

      Can you explain the liza's joke please?

    • @leonkane8570
      @leonkane8570 Před 2 lety +4

      I know, being a Liza fan I felt the pain back then but as you said she took it like a legend

  • @chickpea8967
    @chickpea8967 Před 2 lety +167

    I've watched this a million times . Ellen is a worthy host. Well articulated, sophisticated,well calculated jokes and a loveable personality. She should be brought back.

    • @sankalp2520
      @sankalp2520 Před 2 lety

      too bad a bunch of snowflakes have cancelled her. People cannot take jokes anymore, they get butthurted.

    • @riddlemehuh
      @riddlemehuh Před rokem +1

      Puahahaha no

    • @borris3768
      @borris3768 Před rokem

      No one likes ellen

    • @Centre14
      @Centre14 Před 3 měsíci

      the glazing is crazy..
      should i spoon feed you her discharge??

  • @toogaytofunction9530
    @toogaytofunction9530 Před 5 lety +2763

    Everyone getting all shy when Ellen calls their names cause everyone knows they're about to get embarrassed. I love Ellen!

    • @asmit6377
      @asmit6377 Před 4 lety +29

      roasted*

    • @hado1916
      @hado1916 Před rokem +2

      They were flattered first then roasted.

  • @micylucero2900
    @micylucero2900 Před 8 lety +1922

    While watching this I realized 2 things:
    1. Cate Blanchett is so fucking beautiful
    2. Ellen should host the Oscars every year

  • @yeye6935
    @yeye6935 Před 3 lety +107

    Ellen is my favorite host of the Oscars, she has an irresistible charm!

  • @mindfree4691
    @mindfree4691 Před rokem +64

    Have you seen this monologue, as I have, more than twenty times! She has a lot of charisma, controls everyone's reactions and punchlines, a great person, I hope she can be the host again, I pray🙏

    • @borris3768
      @borris3768 Před rokem

      She's one of the worst people alive

  • @shuvospeaking3250
    @shuvospeaking3250 Před 4 lety +2126

    "No one needs to know that"
    "Thank you"
    "She fell..."

    • @RiTa-ep8cw
      @RiTa-ep8cw Před 4 lety +4

      lmao at that time

    • @thevandesilva3436
      @thevandesilva3436 Před 4 lety

      We already saw that video... you typing it in the comments won't make it more funny ! So SHUT UP

    • @tink6225
      @tink6225 Před 3 lety +3

      Thevan De Silva shut up pls

  • @mokshaagarwal5235
    @mokshaagarwal5235 Před 4 lety +3266

    "You showed me something I had not seen for a very long time!!! "
    Died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yeungeddie
      @yeungeddie Před 4 lety +69

      @Azhar Iqbal Dick

    • @Jay-21
      @Jay-21 Před 4 lety +29

      Aybüke she’s a lesbian

    • @liame9761
      @liame9761 Před 4 lety +1

      I dont get it😂

    • @anyelocabral4604
      @anyelocabral4604 Před 4 lety +92

      Aybüke he showed the dick, and shes lesbian, so she hasnt seen a dick in a long time

    • @sydsinger1
      @sydsinger1 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes, Ellen is the Best! Please watch my Ellen Tribute video, Be Kind to Everyone!
      czcams.com/video/fGoaLLxVT_M/video.html

  • @stevenfan1677
    @stevenfan1677 Před měsícem +5

    Best monologue oscars has ever had

  • @emefanaomi1243
    @emefanaomi1243 Před 2 lety +32

    So clean and flawless, comes effortlessly, and that's what I love about Ellen

  • @donnydanko2718
    @donnydanko2718 Před 8 lety +1464

    'You showed us something in that film that I haven't seen in a very long time.'
    I could watch this forever lmao

    • @blackjesus8934
      @blackjesus8934 Před 8 lety +9

      could you tell me what she means by that? I have never seen wolf of wall street.

    • @Sexykoala24.7
      @Sexykoala24.7 Před 8 lety +53

      +Black Jesus There's a scene where his character shows his penis...

    • @mutiar5520
      @mutiar5520 Před 8 lety +74

      +Black Jesus in the movie, the actors showed his private, as we know that ellen is a lesbian, she hasn't seen it in a very long time.

    • @Faiselmoha
      @Faiselmoha Před 8 lety +4

      +mutia rizki
      lol. REally? I laughed when she said and now i am laughing more after knowing what she really meant

    • @mutiar5520
      @mutiar5520 Před 8 lety +16

      +Zulqarnain yep... ellen is hillarious :D

  • @ruharuha86
    @ruharuha86 Před 3 lety +2710

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Will Smith:HAHAHAHA HA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

    • @juliansandoval8022
      @juliansandoval8022 Před 3 lety +6

      what an idiot..he was ok, but now he is full of himself...now he is just another black regular guy

    • @ape2533
      @ape2533 Před 3 lety +51

      @@juliansandoval8022 no he’s not lmao. He has done movies his entire life and he still is. The fresh prince of bel air isnt the only thing he’s been in lmao. Also he has a net worth of 350 mil. Even if he didnt do movies anymore he still obviously wouldnt be a regular black guy. According to your logic obama is a regular black guy as well.

    • @juliansandoval8022
      @juliansandoval8022 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ape2533 yes lmao he is lol lmao

    • @ape2533
      @ape2533 Před 3 lety +32

      @@juliansandoval8022 I’m not going ti spend any more time arguing with someone who’s brain isnt working properly

    • @eazy-e509
      @eazy-e509 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ape2533 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn !!

  • @Touha.
    @Touha. Před 2 lety +89

    I watched this over and over and it doesn't get old best hostess ever hilarious 😂

  • @idamarie6701
    @idamarie6701 Před 3 lety +62

    5:47 omg Jennifer is so cute

    • @somestranger8744
      @somestranger8744 Před 3 lety

      Just her smileee ✨✨✨ omg I think I saw the part where she is talking with her 9 times 😭😭

  • @RAVIKUMAR-nb5un
    @RAVIKUMAR-nb5un Před 4 lety +5040

    Thousands of people laughing I can still recognise will smith

  • @alanhilame2897
    @alanhilame2897 Před 5 lety +3404

    Oh man, when she repeated “I am telling everyone that you were wonderful in Nebraska” I peed my pants, really.

  • @geneslikedenim
    @geneslikedenim Před 2 měsíci +6

    9yrs and still my favourite video's on CZcams.

  • @sphililenkandi6127
    @sphililenkandi6127 Před 2 lety +66

    Who else has watched this not once or twice but countless times.

  • @elvistran4595
    @elvistran4595 Před 7 lety +2534

    I've watched this like 8 times, not one after another, but when i was bored or something, i watch this

  • @marielyons3770
    @marielyons3770 Před 5 lety +4228

    ellen is so natural, look how relaxed she looks, I bet this is how she is in her everyday life. love u ellen.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 Před 5 lety +34

      Reading off a teleprompter? That would be weird

    • @REWLAS
      @REWLAS Před 5 lety +5

      I love her too 😍

    • @23deepakiyer76
      @23deepakiyer76 Před 5 lety +2

      i aint your maiami beach

    • @jasonjackson5696
      @jasonjackson5696 Před 4 lety +9

      I think the key to Ellen is she has a ton of material at her fingertips she has honed over years & she connects & stays in the present & goes with it.

    • @jeremymontanez2661
      @jeremymontanez2661 Před 4 lety +2

      Actually shes quit wound up and anxious most of the time.

  • @haboneabdi1046
    @haboneabdi1046 Před měsícem +6

    Clean, funny and witty monologue. She is a great comedian.

  • @mohammed-by7sf
    @mohammed-by7sf Před 2 lety +85

    Trust me!!! You won’t believe how much times I viewed this!!! It’s hilarious and obviously we love you Ellen for your stunning and outstanding performance!! It’s more worth winning an Oscar

  • @kookbook7184
    @kookbook7184 Před 8 lety +2172

    0:46 Leo's face bless his poor soul he's like "Don't cry man, one day, one day they'll see"
    And at 4:57 he's looking at Meryl with tears in his eyes after they said she was nominated 18 times
    *"that should be me" echoes in the distance*

    • @inesa1818
      @inesa1818 Před 8 lety +4

      LOOOL

    • @blitz6202
      @blitz6202 Před 8 lety +14

      +Niou Niou its funny cause he might actually get one this year....but no one is going cause of all the boy-cots from huge black actors because of the lack of black nominees

    • @jennyejanda8563
      @jennyejanda8563 Před 8 lety +44

      he just won an Oscar rn

    • @miraamira404
      @miraamira404 Před 8 lety +14

      yeah he won

    • @adiospopo
      @adiospopo Před 8 lety +6

      finally we saw

  • @Fuhrudin
    @Fuhrudin Před 5 lety +10236

    Where is Will Smith?! I hear him but I don't see him 😂

  • @sadiakarim9666
    @sadiakarim9666 Před 3 lety +49

    Literally the iconic monologue ever done in the Oscar's history!

  • @aldrinlesterlumaban7135
    @aldrinlesterlumaban7135 Před 2 lety +26

    this is how a roast should be done.. sarcastic but funny. not rude and insensitive..

  • @sofiesworld
    @sofiesworld Před 6 lety +10366

    BRING ELLEN BACK EVERY YEAR

  • @baller9real
    @baller9real Před 7 lety +2936

    This is like the 20th time I've watched this...it makes me smile every time.

  • @H.Brad.Carter
    @H.Brad.Carter Před měsícem +3

    The best monologue of all times

  • @IsabelSantosCunha1972
    @IsabelSantosCunha1972 Před 2 lety +20

    One of the best - if not the best - opening monologues ever. Brilliant.

  • @bakhodirjonkakhkharov344
    @bakhodirjonkakhkharov344 Před 3 lety +1402

    "All of the nominees here tonight you've made over 1400 films and you've gone to a total of 6 years of college"

    • @nghialelouis6026
      @nghialelouis6026 Před 3 lety +6

      What does it mean? I dont get it

    • @MiguelAngel-um5iw
      @MiguelAngel-um5iw Před 3 lety +78

      @@nghialelouis6026 That only few of them went to college

    • @desismeigsicht8480
      @desismeigsicht8480 Před 3 lety +38

      Probably the college years are all for Cate Blanchett 😅

    • @whisperwhisper6408
      @whisperwhisper6408 Před 3 lety +11

      @@nghialelouis6026 means that total years of college for all makes 6 years 🤪😂
      No high education for most of them
      She then said
      Kids stay in school hahaha because when they know that its like
      Well who needs to ho to college 😬

    • @michellequintanilla9687
      @michellequintanilla9687 Před 3 lety +13

      Most actors don’t have an education like most of us

  • @jazziefizzil
    @jazziefizzil Před 6 lety +3153

    When they grab some random celebrity to host its always cringy and you're just waiting for them to mess up. Ellen is so natural and funny....best host ever.

  • @esportathlete4703
    @esportathlete4703 Před 2 lety +20

    This is just the best opening act , couldn't be any better . I still watch it , once in every year tbh .

  • @georgegreen3672
    @georgegreen3672 Před rokem +13

    I think she is the most talented host I have ever seen, her every word is so natural and funny.

  • @nikki4596
    @nikki4596 Před 4 lety +3652

    Lupita’s baby blue dress looked so good against her skin tone 😪💕

    • @abelcontreras5039
      @abelcontreras5039 Před 4 lety +29

      that's racist!

    • @nikki4596
      @nikki4596 Před 4 lety +132

      Edisson Abel Contreras Sarmiento um 😐

    • @lalthasangzuala886
      @lalthasangzuala886 Před 4 lety +74

      @@abelcontreras5039 how?

    • @jamiefeerycanning4116
      @jamiefeerycanning4116 Před 4 lety +180

      @@abelcontreras5039 No, sweetie, no, no it isn't. IDK why, but lately people seem to think everything is racist. Let me remind you of the definition of 'racism', it's the discrimination of people based on their skin colour (race). If you see that, call it out. If not, move on.

    • @abelcontreras5039
      @abelcontreras5039 Před 4 lety +7

      So if the drees was in a dark color it woudn't look good because of her skin color? That's racist!

  • @delightfulm.r8019
    @delightfulm.r8019 Před 7 lety +3126

    the best oscar host she is the really funny

    • @illouportal7770
      @illouportal7770 Před 7 lety +10

      yay

    • @killerofprimes
      @killerofprimes Před 7 lety +17

      shes not funny. had a straight face the entire time..........

    • @shannonb082905
      @shannonb082905 Před 7 lety +16

      She is the worst host ever and should never be asked again to host! She has no class. She is tacky and rude@

    • @ngawangwangchuk3878
      @ngawangwangchuk3878 Před 7 lety +53

      Shanna Bol wtf are u talking about she's one of the kindest humans alive

    • @shannonb082905
      @shannonb082905 Před 7 lety +2

      Your insane! Her disrespecting Liza when she and her siblings were there to honor her mother. OMG! think about it!If you think her insulting Liza is nice your a crazy

  • @flyingsky7447
    @flyingsky7447 Před 3 lety +34

    This woman, she has amazing talent and charm, she has a great demeanor, she has soul-catching blue eyes, she's gorgeous, I love you💗

  • @shumpis645
    @shumpis645 Před rokem +9

    Ive watched this like 100 times, this the best opening

  • @clairestipp2179
    @clairestipp2179 Před 7 lety +904

    The raining joke is the best first world problem joke ever

    • @quillber
      @quillber Před 6 lety +17

      its an LA thing too though, i lived there, when it rains people act like its a tsunami or something

    • @theguy_222
      @theguy_222 Před 6 lety +1

      Claire Stipp ikr 😂😂

  • @iSarah.
    @iSarah. Před 6 lety +6346

    Ellen is the best, she should hosted the oscars this year...

  • @tinaoyn7218
    @tinaoyn7218 Před měsícem +5

    Good god I wish I could watch Ellen host again. It's so funny & entertaining, such a clever monologue.

  • @Igormanoell
    @Igormanoell Před 2 lety +10

    This was the best Oscar so far.

  • @nicholasrolo886
    @nicholasrolo886 Před 5 lety +4626

    I love how she congratulates them while also making them the subject of a joke
    "Amy adams, did you go to college?"
    "No!"
    "Oh well, you have 2 nominations tonight!"
    *Applause*
    "What do we call that? Oh yes, selfish!"

    • @nguyentracy3500
      @nguyentracy3500 Před 5 lety +8

      Nicholas Thegeek Hello. May i ask u what did she mean in that case? I couldn't get it. Thanks u so much. I am a english leaner😍😍

    • @allanansume5524
      @allanansume5524 Před 5 lety +2

      @@nguyentracy3500 same, I don't get it either haha

    • @deletethischannel9359
      @deletethischannel9359 Před 5 lety +2

      selena nguyễn selena nguyễn selena nguyễn mình nghe ko chuẩn lắm, cơ mà bắt đầu từ đoạn “trong các đề cử Ở đây và mọi người đã làm ra 140 bộ phim mà chỉ học có 6 năm đại học, tôi đùa đó: các nhóc nhớ đi học nhé, í tôi là ít nhất mọi người đều học đại học xong hỏi bà kia (chắc kiểu biết bà í ko học đh): Amy cô có học đh ko? Amy: không. Cơ mà ai thèm quan tâm chứ? Cô là 1 dv tuyệt vời, cô có tận 1 đề cử mà. *khán giả vỗ tay*. Chúng ta gọi đấy là gì nhỉ? À vâng ích kỉ!.
      Đoạn đó kiểu như nói chọc cô í là được nhiều đề cử í.

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Před 5 lety +2

      @@nguyentracy3500 just what was said, she congratulated her while making her a joke also

    • @mailarivera9791
      @mailarivera9791 Před 5 lety +34

      She was joking about her being selfish cause she didn't even had to go through college, but she became very successful in life.

  • @ashleyfrlyf
    @ashleyfrlyf Před 9 lety +658

    Can't we have Ellen as the permanent host of the Oscars?

  • @arvindmotha
    @arvindmotha Před rokem +23

    Ellen simply killed it. Best opening monologue ever! period.

  • @Sunny-uw6yi
    @Sunny-uw6yi Před 2 lety +38

    Ellen is a genius in hosting and a stand up comedian
    This is the best opening I have ever seen..so relaxing and funny 😁

  • @audgeyy
    @audgeyy Před 7 lety +3422

    I think I can hear will smith laugh

    • @hamilazorrigchiraz5271
      @hamilazorrigchiraz5271 Před 7 lety +73

      i think that everyone was laughing

    • @LauraJFigueroa
      @LauraJFigueroa Před 7 lety +213

      that was most definitely his laugh

    • @Thedevilhealer
      @Thedevilhealer Před 7 lety +20

      lol i was gonna type that lol, same here i could hear him laughing

    • @autsada9340
      @autsada9340 Před 7 lety +78

      8:27 you will see him start laughing, his laugh just came out and so recognize

    • @kirann5847
      @kirann5847 Před 6 lety +15

      U can hear it at 1:15 too

  • @elletsebackwards
    @elletsebackwards Před 4 lety +2736

    I love being able to recognise almost everyone in the audience. The sad thing is none of them know me.

  • @kateodonohue1481
    @kateodonohue1481 Před 3 lety +12

    I absolutely adore Emma just talking in the background

  • @VerzoOchoa
    @VerzoOchoa Před 6 měsíci +6

    some of the best openings in Oscars history

  • @chelseaspykerman
    @chelseaspykerman Před 6 lety +5699

    I've watched this about 30 times but I still laugh every time hahahahahaha

  • @vartikajain3217
    @vartikajain3217 Před 4 lety +2772

    I'm telling Julia Roberts is having the best time here

    • @20YEARS
      @20YEARS Před 4 lety +2

      where?

    • @vartikajain3217
      @vartikajain3217 Před 4 lety +40

      @@20YEARS If you can't see that, you're dead inside

    • @20YEARS
      @20YEARS Před 4 lety +7

      @@vartikajain3217 lol sorry. For some weird reason I was searching for julia michaels 😂

    • @vartikajain3217
      @vartikajain3217 Před 4 lety +4

      @@20YEARS WOWW.

    • @Alex-dq1hv
      @Alex-dq1hv Před 4 lety +3

      @@20YEARS 4:05

  • @jagodakostrubiec9872
    @jagodakostrubiec9872 Před rokem +27

    The most elegant stand up I have ever seen. I love such sense of humor.

  • @ninamarino374
    @ninamarino374 Před rokem +21

    Ellen is one of the best ever Oscar hosts. She should have been brought back to host many more times. Her pizza guy was so original and funny. Who else could have thought of that ??

    • @borris3768
      @borris3768 Před rokem

      Literally anyone. It's not creative at all

  • @moodymusic7717
    @moodymusic7717 Před 3 lety +951

    People watching this like:
    - in bed
    - not in a full screen
    - reading comments

  • @tamoto283
    @tamoto283 Před 7 lety +336

    everytime the camera showed leo i was like: " stay strong. ur time will come."

  • @kendricklenox5672
    @kendricklenox5672 Před 2 lety +5

    Am literally watching this 7 years later

  • @arshibr
    @arshibr Před 3 lety +62

    this monologue will never get old

  • @xxladybug94
    @xxladybug94 Před 9 lety +1555

    4:58 you can just see Leo thinking in his head "and I still don't have 1 Oscar"

  • @jdlldhwong7862
    @jdlldhwong7862 Před 5 lety +4134

    Do you ever look at a good comment and be like “I wish I commented that?”

  • @msp9413
    @msp9413 Před 2 lety +64

    Just reliving a time when the Oscars were still wholesome and people were not slapping each other on stage. Sad that they are almost irrelevant now.

  • @cevirthek262
    @cevirthek262 Před 2 lety +695

    Hate Ellen as much as you want: This was awesome.

    • @5zafasta123
      @5zafasta123 Před 2 lety +10

      Indeed

    • @pallav_sai_teja
      @pallav_sai_teja Před 2 lety +6

      Ellen haters exist?

    • @ssroudyss9432
      @ssroudyss9432 Před 2 lety +51

      @@pallav_sai_teja u live under a rock? U know she got fired and canceled right?

    • @ju.h_man
      @ju.h_man Před 2 lety +26

      @@ssroudyss9432 she didn't get canceled, she got fired because she treated her employees like shit

    • @ssroudyss9432
      @ssroudyss9432 Před 2 lety +11

      @@ju.h_man well she got what she deserves

  • @ladonnastrang8208
    @ladonnastrang8208 Před 4 lety +8456

    I love Ellen because... she didn't disdain or hurt anybody. And, she was insightful and fun. That's talent.

    • @vago2670
      @vago2670 Před 4 lety +161

      I can talk, is that a talent?

    • @endurr1911
      @endurr1911 Před 4 lety +51

      @@vago2670 hell yeah that is i can only type

    • @squishymarshmallow2131
      @squishymarshmallow2131 Před 4 lety +45

      100,000 subscribers with no videos Any clown can talk, but are you captivating? Do you make me wan to sit down and just listen to you talk about God knows what. Don’t compare yourself to a legend.

    • @endurr1911
      @endurr1911 Před 4 lety +14

      @@squishymarshmallow2131 when you take a not serious comment seriously

    • @squishymarshmallow2131
      @squishymarshmallow2131 Před 4 lety +3

      Endurr Fagut And I oop- 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @hyacinthalcarazvillanueva7979
    @hyacinthalcarazvillanueva7979 Před 7 lety +1892

    Can we have ELLEN in Oscars 2017 ?! 😍

  • @bazzinga2014
    @bazzinga2014 Před 2 lety +31

    Yea im on an Oscar marathon after the Chris Rock- Will Smith thing lol.

  • @user-td3ke8hx9c
    @user-td3ke8hx9c Před 3 měsíci +9

    Have to get some fresh air after watching Jo Koy’s golden globe performance

  • @PateaLianhlong2912
    @PateaLianhlong2912 Před 6 lety +1375

    why Ellen is so creative human being? her talent of cracking jokes from any angle or any ground is literally ENDLESS I'm so jealous America for having her.

    • @munnasolankimunnasolanki2873
      @munnasolankimunnasolanki2873 Před 5 lety +13

      Lianchi Junior, its all about experiences and hard work..

    • @jacksquadreturns7827
      @jacksquadreturns7827 Před 5 lety +10

      Munna Solanki Munna Solanki Yeah, It's not like she got it instantly, she has been doing this for 15 years so...

    • @saranovak8723
      @saranovak8723 Před 5 lety +6

      She didn't write these jokes herself. Even though I agree she is very funny :)

    • @romangraves7910
      @romangraves7910 Před 5 lety +2

      She has a team that helps her a lot

  • @ronaldbirb9431
    @ronaldbirb9431 Před 3 lety +740

    "people are going through tough times" well you're 6 years early!

  • @melzz7793
    @melzz7793 Před 2 lety +12

    Ellen's humor is pure art that comes out of simply just being SMART.

  • @Envy_____
    @Envy_____ Před rokem +15

    Love Ellen's great sense of humor. 😂

  • @ipshita154
    @ipshita154 Před 5 lety +1429

    How come she isn't invited to host every single year?! I've watched the monologue over a hundred times in the last four years and yet it never fails to make me laugh. She's funny, she's charming, she's kinda making fun of people and yet she's polite. She's the most awesome host ever! She should be given an Oscar for being the best host. Love you forever Ellen.

    • @sunilprajapati6377
      @sunilprajapati6377 Před 5 lety +11

      Because she spoiled Best Picture winner

    • @YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames
      @YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames Před 5 lety +4

      Hell, we want Ellen back next year! More Ellen, less Kimmel!

    • @arifzworld
      @arifzworld Před 5 lety +1

      @@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames Na , we want NPH.

    • @vkook6994
      @vkook6994 Před 5 lety

      @@sunilprajapati6377 how did she spoil it?

    • @ipshita154
      @ipshita154 Před 4 lety +5

      @@sunilprajapati6377 umm you think she knew beforehand? Lol no. That was a joke.

  • @athenstar10
    @athenstar10 Před 4 lety +3816

    Ellen's monologue here is one of the best ones I've watched in any awards show. Her type of humor in here is what I like, not too much insults, no overrated political opinion, no awkward jokes and it's just the right amount of fun.

    • @hemantsajwan5246
      @hemantsajwan5246 Před 4 lety +16

      Watch Whoopi Goldberg's monologue , you would love it

    • @lwandilebelot516
      @lwandilebelot516 Před 3 lety +50

      Lol, jokes are only awkward when it's self-absorbed, self-centered people with no sense of humor, which is why Ricky Gervais is the Best!!!

    • @reveredokay
      @reveredokay Před 2 lety +27

      This didn't age well

    • @est9949
      @est9949 Před 2 lety +6

      I love Ellen. She's the best.

    • @salik2024
      @salik2024 Před 2 lety +2

      I agree

  • @MudyWR
    @MudyWR Před 2 lety +9

    We need Ellen back!

  • @chadbest9612
    @chadbest9612 Před rokem +4

    What I love about Ellen is that she makes simplest observations HILARIOUS!