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One thing I can NOT stand are those heretics that try to make out that I cannot possibly be a Christian if I happen to like a cold beer (actually a long time hobby of mine is craft brewing my own).
there's no such thing my friend. There's no protestant, orthodox blah blah. There are only those that the Son, the living Word the eternal God knows and those that dont. Those that have their names written in the book of Life and those that don't. Those that are dead to sin and those that are in Sin. There are only--- only two types of people in the world. You will realize that once you read your Bible more
@@Caritasaveritas wine back then had very little alcohol in it. Although I think drinking is fine in moderation and doesn’t become a necessity or addiction
@@Jimbodawg so you've never heard of Enigma. check out the 3 part Sadeness from the late 90's and then tell me Gregorian chants can't be a huge turn on. 25 years later i still probably can't hear that without popping a little sin stick.
wouldn't you be with late loved ones if that were true? I mean I know I will be, I'm just pointing out a bit of irony with your comment that I thought was interesting.
XCCON2009 guarding your partner’s heart is a phrase meaning the opposite of leading them on/ teasing. It’s supposed to help people refrain from unnecessary flirting and charming. Ie, make it easy for others to keep their hearts pure and not arouse any desires they wouldn’t be able to rightfully fulfil until marriage, like sex and the emotional security that someone will be there for you forever.
@@michaelanderson7715 but still a lesser bulls_it then believing in pinky unicorns with 50 genders , and g4y indoctrination for underage children is OK. The society was a better place with religion few decades ago , even if its "BS" as you say , its still better and more necessary for society then the stupidity and immorality today ppl believe in.
It should be noted that most ancient references to alcohol were very weak beverages, designed to have a long shelf life in a world that lacked any kind of preservation technology. Nothing in scripture forbids drinking, but there are prohibitions against becoming drunk. That said, at that particular feast the guests were astounded not that water was turned into wine, because only the servants knew that, but that the new wine was better than the first. It was common to start with the best wine, so that senses are dulled when the cheap stuff comes out. So Jesus made wine that was better than the best stuff at...I think it was a wedding for a cousin? It had some kick to it, almost certainly.
In the Bible wine and grape juice are both called wine. Not every time it mentions wine does it mean what we call today wine, sometimes it’s grape juice.
Not everywhere. Many instances are wine while others say "fruit of the vine" or something to that effect. I'm not familiar with the Greek or Hebrew but it seems sometimes though grape juice would fit, other times it's specifically said to be wine. Like with that marriage, the ceremony of it@@iseecowz196
"Christian" .....lol. Any real Holy Spirit discernment within will express that He isn't a follower of the way. He even supports Joel Olsteen, he is leading people astray too.
@@autumngrace3135 no.. I'm not in favor of Kanye and Joel Osteen. I don't say they're bad either. I used love watching Joel Osteen until I realized that he's more of a Motivational speaker than an evangelist.
@@calculator4482 Jesus doesn't hate anyone because He himself is love. However he hates sin, our bad action s. It's like a parent having a badly behaved child, the parent can never hate his/her child but hates the behaviour
John's vids are the only ones I'll allow the ads to play all the way to the end. I want him to do well and prosper from these videos so he'll keep on being able to do what he's doing. Such a comedic breath of fresh air. God bless you John.
Apparently some people are offended when we say Merry Christmas publically because not everyone is Christian. I think it's stupid. I wouldn't be offended if a Muslim said Happy Eid to me or if a Hindu said Happy Diwali. Although I don't celebrate those festivals, they greet out of good will and I'm happy to be friends with them. Yet somehow, the atheistic community is getting more and more sensitive about these little things because it "oppresses" them.
@@icarus6492, I see. I don't understand how its a problem in America though. There are Non-Christians in our country that STILL say *_"Merry Christmas"_* because that is just how we all say it and it is celebrated ALWAYS since our country composed mainly of Christians. The real difference is if you ACTUALLY celebrate it. You can say Merry Christmas to other people but you don't have to celebrate it if you don't want to. That topic isn't really much of a problem if you think about it which just makes me scratch my head how its such an issue to certain places.
+CalsVidsKids until you explained it, that one went over my head. I am nothing short embarrassed, but laughing all the same because the joke is just that good
@@Nilo1310 As far as I know there are a number of things that prove the Bible to be Gods Word.Before start,I gotta ask you,if the Bible was proven to be True would you follow it?
super funny, this is so cute, someone had to make it. Great imagination with the sketches dude, I dig them. keep them coming. deservels all your 3 million views and much more!
@@_Siloam_ When you are born again you honestly can't find any enjoyment in this world because we are not of this world. I find myself not even wanting to be here but I know I have many things to do and many people to help before I leave. Now I know what Paul was talking about when he said he wanted to leave but knew it was better to stay until his time was done. Watching people call themselves Christian who still love the world is like a drug addict saying they aren't addicted any more cause they only use once a week now instead of once a day. 1 John 3 says very clearly those born of God CANNOT continue sinning.
I think it does, considering it knew when he was trying to open that jar. Either that or it recognized his grunts. Which raises the question, if you put Christian Alexa in the bathroom, will she quote Philippians 4:13 while you're on the pot?
I've watched this video four times now and just realized it wasn't "The sun is raining." it's "The Son is Reigning."
jordantothesmith ohhh 😂😂
jordantothesmith Oh my goodness. Thank you. I was totally confused at that part. 😄
jordantothesmith OMG..... thanks man😂😂😂
jordantothesmith ohhh that makes way more sense 😂
jordantothesmith Oh wow! Now I get it!
"Alexa, weather for tomorrow..." "Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will have it's own worries"
Omg yes is it bad that I actually love that you said that?
Breanna Joyner no thats good 😂
Joshua McLean okay good lol
gizzykat Matthew 6 amen
Lol...
“Alexa play Kanye West”
Alexa: “Playing Jesus is King”
I was actually wondering why he didnt go there with that 😂😂
Gracie M the album hadn’t come out yet 😂
Kanye West has a Christian song called Read this Gospel but its not a very good song the beat is wierd
@@graciem6562 this vid is apparently 2 years old so 🤷🏾♀️
This was before Kanye west had his conversion lol
It’s 2019 and Christian Alexa could play Kanye West now lmao
Exactly what I was thinking 😂 some Sunday service
The Huguenot exactly
Exactly my thought!😅
The Huguenot
The song Jesus is lord has a creepy satanic gonna sacrifice someone feel to it😳😬🙈
stacyeandrew2 huhhh? No it doesn’t 😂😂. Y’all just say anything.
"Alexa, tell my boss I'm sick today."
"Thou shalt not bear false witness."
😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Jamestown uP
"Alexa, turn alarm off on Sunday"
"How about I set it early for Church"
Yeeeesssss!!
😂😂😂😂
"Alexa, find me a recipe for hamburgers."
"Today is Friday; how about fish?"
Right
But I go to church in the evening 😃😃
Alexa find me the closest restaurant for us to eat
Alexa: "finding the closest church for you to pray..."
oh wow 😂🤣👌👌😂🤣
Or place to spiritually eat. Like the Scriptures
@@starlegends3092 man shall not live by bread alone
😭😭😭😭😭
"That better be a Coke..." she must be a Southern Baptist!
@JW McCabe they also seem to have a better sense of humour hahaha
Alexa is my father I guess.😄
@Chloe J. Gaming never got drunk.
One thing I can NOT stand are those heretics that try to make out that I cannot possibly be a Christian if I happen to like a cold beer (actually a long time hobby of mine is craft brewing my own).
Then how is she a christan
Alexa, tell me the location of the closest McDonald's.
Christian Alexa: *Searching for Chick-Fil-A's in your area*
Why chick fal a?
Süzelfrüz lol I wouldn't mind if alexa searched for chick fil a's their food is freaking amazing
Because they are closed on sundays for church
Chick fil a fam
@@criistal_frappex253 bc they hate LGBTQ community. They are super anti gay
"Let's eat"
"How about let's pray"😂
That part played RIGHT when I read your comment 🤣 LMSO
I always pray before I eat.
😅🌞🙏🏻Amen
Alexa sounds like my mother..
yes pray to the sun god
Protestant Christian Alexa: "That better be Coke"
Orthodox Christian Alexa: "Crack open a cold one!"
there's no such thing my friend. There's no protestant, orthodox blah blah. There are only those that the Son, the living Word the eternal God knows and those that dont. Those that have their names written in the book of Life and those that don't. Those that are dead to sin and those that are in Sin. There are only--- only two types of people in the world. You will realize that once you read your Bible more
@@asinegaasinega Amen
They drank wine 🍷 at the wedding and RAN OUT. Jesus made SIX MORE barrels!!!
@@Caritasaveritas wine back then had very little alcohol in it. Although I think drinking is fine in moderation and doesn’t become a necessity or addiction
The Russians used to say that beer is just liquid bread, so it's okay even during Lent
Is it crazy that I would actually get the Christian Alexa.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. I would definitely get Christian Alexa. Hahah
I definitely would as well!!
No
And_that's_the_tea No.
Not at all
"How about I call your accountability partner..." I lost it.
I thought it was going to just play a worship song
I died when it said that.
Same! 😂
JxBx80 same Xd. Although I was thinking it would suggest one, not start playing automatically
😂😂😂
How about i play some veggietales instead of game of thrones?
More like how about I play left behind with Kirk Cameron!
Bibleman is better than veggietales
@@olderarchives6660 Those are fightin' words!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Put the TV on TBN.
@Providence OPC-Bradenton could work
"Alexa what will happen for tommorow?"
*"Thy Kingdom Come Thy Will be Done on Earth as it is in Heaven"*
When he asked for music to set the mood it should have started playing Gregorian hymns
Lmfao to mourn the death of the mood
@@Jimbodawg
😂😂
As a Catholic, I would love this.
@@Jimbodawg so you've never heard of Enigma. check out the 3 part Sadeness from the late 90's and then tell me Gregorian chants can't be a huge turn on. 25 years later i still probably can't hear that without popping a little sin stick.
I thought she was going to say, "Leave a little room for the Holy Spirit" when you hugged. I'm so disappointed. 🤣
Oh my goodness yes!! 😂
That's GOLD😂
It was a side hug so no need lol
firmware update needed lol
😅😅
0:26 "is that really guarding her heart?" I died!! 😂😂😂
Jack'sVlogs very convicting 😬
I don't get it, please explain...🤷♀️🤷♀️
wouldn't you be with late loved ones if that were true? I mean I know I will be, I'm just pointing out a bit of irony with your comment that I thought was interesting.
XCCON2009 guarding your partner’s heart is a phrase meaning the opposite of leading them on/ teasing. It’s supposed to help people refrain from unnecessary flirting and charming. Ie, make it easy for others to keep their hearts pure and not arouse any desires they wouldn’t be able to rightfully fulfil until marriage, like sex and the emotional security that someone will be there for you forever.
Joseph Wright. Thanks buddy !
Brilliant. I'm a Christian and it's good to laugh at ourselves. If I had that Alexa it would be thrown out of the window pretty quickly .
It is indeed good laughing at the bs you believe.
@@michaelanderson7715 but still a lesser bulls_it then believing in pinky unicorns with 50 genders , and g4y indoctrination for underage children is OK.
The society was a better place with religion few decades ago , even if its "BS" as you say , its still better and more necessary for society then the stupidity and immorality today ppl believe in.
Same here lol
@@s3kir3i98Acceptance of others =/= tHeYrE InDoCterNaTinG the kIds
"How about I call your accountability partner?" 😆
"Hey Alexa, play some music to set the mood"
"How about I call your accountability partner?"
I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!
I'm telling that took me ALLL THE WAY OUT I DIED OF LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
conviction!!
😂😂😂
Never heard of an accountability partner, so I had to look it up.
@@tudorjason Yeah, that flew over my head. Just looked it up. So an accountability partner is someone you will eventually strangle?
"How about Matthew West?" 😂
Alissa Eck I love Matthew west tho😂😂
Matthew West is great!
lol Christian Alexa could play Kanye now
I'm your 999 like 😂
Imagine And now Kanye west became a great Christian and this video was two years ago
I absolutely love this, the only thing is, if Christian Alexa says I couldn’t drink wine I’d say “what did Jesus turn water into?”
It should be noted that most ancient references to alcohol were very weak beverages, designed to have a long shelf life in a world that lacked any kind of preservation technology. Nothing in scripture forbids drinking, but there are prohibitions against becoming drunk.
That said, at that particular feast the guests were astounded not that water was turned into wine, because only the servants knew that, but that the new wine was better than the first. It was common to start with the best wine, so that senses are dulled when the cheap stuff comes out. So Jesus made wine that was better than the best stuff at...I think it was a wedding for a cousin? It had some kick to it, almost certainly.
In the Bible wine and grape juice are both called wine. Not every time it mentions wine does it mean what we call today wine, sometimes it’s grape juice.
Not everywhere. Many instances are wine while others say "fruit of the vine" or something to that effect. I'm not familiar with the Greek or Hebrew but it seems sometimes though grape juice would fit, other times it's specifically said to be wine. Like with that marriage, the ceremony of it@@iseecowz196
“How about let’s pray?” 😂 I need this at school lunch everday!
"Let no unwholesome talk come out of your mouth" I love this lol
Wait I get it now. "The son is reigning."
Jacinda Campbell It took me a second to get it too. 😂
Jacinda Campbell Oh my gosh.....😮😮thank you!!
Oml.
0:19
Me a Christian: “let’s get this”
Huh... that Kanye West joke didn’t age well.
Offended snowflake? ❄
“Aw, sh- “ “let no wholesome talk come out of your mouth. “😂
*unwholesome
"from the makers of pureflix and Godtube
This is exactly where I lost it, lol.
so... Mormons?
Pureflix is a thing😂
0:19
@M Mize
Oof.
Me: Alexa, clear my schedule
Alexa: *How about I fill your schedule with prayer meditation*
Alexa, play “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Ozborne.
Alexa plays Amazing Grace.
Soon as it refused to play Ozzy, I'm flinging her right out the window...
@@Road_Rash you could be the most devote christian and if it didn't play ozzie you would throw that thing into the fire pit.
"You mean Merry Christmas"
Thank you John! My 10 year old thinks this actually a real thing and wants it for Christmas!
That's hilarious!
That's so sweet!! 🤣😃
AHAHAHAHA this comment made my day
Aww... that’s so sweet. This made my day,
Fascinated With Jesus
innocence 😂
I like the part when he almost says $#!T and Alexa responds with “Do not let unwholesome talk come from your mouth.”
“Alexa play Kanye West”
In 2019 Christian Alexa would happily agree lol
Loool “Is that really guarding her heart?” 😂😂
Gwiyomi Nomi very convicting 😬
I thought it said “The Sun is Raining” but it says “The Son in Reigning”
I just realized that "The Sun is Raining" is improper grammar so it has to be "The Son is Reigning"
I get it... _I think..._
Same
SAME
Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙
@@bibleboy1147 Nah, "The Sun is raining," is technically grammatically correct, it just makes no sense.
Irony is "Kanye West is a Christian now"
"Christian" .....lol. Any real Holy Spirit discernment within will express that He isn't a follower of the way. He even supports Joel Olsteen, he is leading people astray too.
@@autumngrace3135 we're nobody to judge. God will judge
@@carolyngundimi you would follow anything then.
@@autumngrace3135 no.. I'm not in favor of Kanye and Joel Osteen. I don't say they're bad either. I used love watching Joel Osteen until I realized that he's more of a Motivational speaker than an evangelist.
Autumn Grace he’s been born again, he just isn’t mature yet
Kanye West would actually be relevant now 😆
"Alexa, text Vanessa 'Can't wait to see you 😘'"
"Is that really guarding her heart?"
Rotfl! I love this!
How about "Let's pray?" 😂
So the man was prophesying that Kanye West will become a believer. Holy Spirit is moving! 😂
"Alexa I'm gay"
"System error"
😅
“How about lets pray”
That's.... Errr
@@misterminutes4504 ?
@@Vivian19739 I was watching how a gay man got rid of his attraction towards men, and he said "I tried to pray the gay away" while telling his story
“Alexa, play Kanye West.” “How about Matthew West?”
Erin Bower I guess Alexa can play Kanye now haha
2019: "Alexa, play Kanye West" *actually plays Kanye West*
"lets eat"
"how about lets pray?"
LMAO!!!
2020
*2019*
You: “Alexa, play ‘Matthew West’.”
Alexa: “How about ‘Kanye West’?”
therealiblack16 because Kanye is Christian now
"That better be a Coke bottle" :D
🤣
It should have been holy water..😂
Coke use to have cocaine in definitely not the best one for the Christian version.
@@cdcsunlimited9714 "that better be a coke bottle"
*pulls out original coke
Nope, sorry it's a smooth, crisp, ice cold beer
*guy struggles to open the jar*
Christian Alexa: “Philippians 4:13”
I just died laughing 😂 ☠️
you didnt die
Ikr
@Audsquad_2010 Kemmer I’m just really easily amused
@Audsquad_2010 Kemmer chill
Yes. That motivated him, and helped him to open the jar.
“Let’s eat”
Alexa: “You shouldn’t live by bread alone but by every word that comes from the mouth of God”
Kanye decided its time for christian Alexa to give him a chance
I thought she was going to play 'Jesus loves me'
Carmela Aimee yes Jesus loves me, yes Jesus loves me xD
jesus take the wheel
Unknown Guy preach
So did I! Lol
“Happy Holiday.”
“You mean Merry Christmas?”
*HAD ME DED* 😂😂😂
Christian Alexa would make a better accountability partner
you guys and gals are great for making this clean but realistic comedy its amazingly hilarious
2019 and Alexa could play Kanye West now. Weird days we are living.
Kanye west is not a Christian. He is a new ager
it's 2020 now. Very weird days we are living.
Not really. He became famous with Jesus walks with me. I guess some people didn't know that.
@@tigerbk he is weird. Used christianity to line his pockets. 👎🏽
"How about I call your accountability partner?" 😂😂😂😂 This is hilarious, thank you for the laugh John!
LOL the "i can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" tho ahahahha
"Alexa WTF?!"
"It looks like you don't have any appointments for Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday"
Also love the “Christian Side Hugs.”
@SW Sweetie Why specifically a Christian?
How about I call your accountability partner? Haha!!!
I’m an atheist. I don’t know why this was recommended to me. It was crazy funny, though. Really made me bust a gut!
Jesus loves you
@@Jesusbride515 but I thought he _HaTeS_ atheist ls
@@calculator4482 Jesus doesn't hate anyone because He himself is love. However he hates sin, our bad action s. It's like a parent having a badly behaved child, the parent can never hate his/her child but hates the behaviour
There are no coincidences.
@@julietacen4706 I love sin!
the "happy holiday" >> "merry christmas" one made me laugh
Now it’s, “Alexa, play Kanye West.”
“Playing Jesus is King” ~ Alexa
Lance Patterson facts 👏
Is that kissy face emoji really guarding her heart?
I love Christ
"Alexa play Kanye West"
In 2019, she would do that.
“The Son is reigning” one of my all-time favorite jokes of his 😂
Here is a line I thought of: -“Alexa, turn on Netflix.” -“Ok, but don’t chill.”
Netflix is so woke now too though!
that was awesome !
😂 🤣 😆
couldn’t stop laughing on the last few seconds of the video !
😆 😂 🤣
Alexa in the video was extremely hilarious
😆 😂 🤣
I just wish he added stuff like reminders to pray and study the Bible.
John's vids are the only ones I'll allow the ads to play all the way to the end. I want him to do well and prosper from these videos so he'll keep on being able to do what he's doing. Such a comedic breath of fresh air. God bless you John.
Wow. You never cease to amaze me John
0:33 is quite honestly so wholesome I didn't laugh, I'm in tears
His little smile when he opens the jar, lmao!
*What's wrong with **_"Merry Christmas?"_*
Dean Natuno look that one up...lots wrong.
Nothing wrong with it, but there saying it's a christain thing, Christmas is about jesus
Apparently some people are offended when we say Merry Christmas publically because not everyone is Christian. I think it's stupid. I wouldn't be offended if a Muslim said Happy Eid to me or if a Hindu said Happy Diwali. Although I don't celebrate those festivals, they greet out of good will and I'm happy to be friends with them. Yet somehow, the atheistic community is getting more and more sensitive about these little things because it "oppresses" them.
@@icarus6492, I see.
I don't understand how its a problem in America though.
There are Non-Christians in our country that STILL say *_"Merry Christmas"_* because that is just how we all say it and it is celebrated ALWAYS since our country composed mainly of Christians.
The real difference is if you ACTUALLY celebrate it. You can say Merry Christmas to other people but you don't have to celebrate it if you don't want to. That topic isn't really much of a problem if you think about it which just makes me scratch my head how its such an issue to certain places.
@@xyon9090 indeed. That's why i don't know why it has become more and more of an issue. Too many people trying to be "politically correct".
the Sun is raining😂😂
Shirleen Mugo the Son is riegning.
CalsVidsKids the Son is reigning
I know it just sounded funny and that is what I heard the first time
+CalsVidsKids until you explained it, that one went over my head. I am nothing short embarrassed, but laughing all the same because the joke is just that good
Shirleen Mugo took me forever, but its son is reigning
The "have a happy holiday!" "you mean Merry Christmas" was so funny
“That better be a Coke bottle!” “Are you sure you should be watching that?” Totally got me…
This is low-key an awesome product...
lola puppy. The only thing it destroys is this bullshit society hollywood has socially constructed.
Unclecomrade420 what bullshit society? Atleast we aren’t believing that snakes were talking to people who apparently lived for 800+ years
No, it's not
@@ayyy3606 but you are believing you came from a magical thing called Nothing...Not to mention,it has been proven that The Bible is God's Word
@@Nilo1310 As far as I know there are a number of things that prove the Bible to be Gods Word.Before start,I gotta ask you,if the Bible was proven to be True would you follow it?
The Son Reigns! ❤️❤️❤️
OK, now I get it. I heard "The sun rains" and just shrugged my shoulders.
AMEN!!! Wonderful and very helpful idea!!! Love the video!!! God bless you all!!!
super funny, this is so cute, someone had to make it. Great imagination with the sketches dude, I dig them. keep them coming. deservels all your 3 million views and much more!
I'm a Christian and I find this hilarious.
You're christian and you have the f word in your user name?
Anyone with a curse word in their name is definitely NOT Christian. God bless and I pray you get there one day.
@@rebornasdavid You're right. I also don't find this hilarious.
How is this funny? I'm a Christian and this is not funny; in fact, it is inspiring.
@@_Siloam_ When you are born again you honestly can't find any enjoyment in this world because we are not of this world. I find myself not even wanting to be here but I know I have many things to do and many people to help before I leave. Now I know what Paul was talking about when he said he wanted to leave but knew it was better to stay until his time was done.
Watching people call themselves Christian who still love the world is like a drug addict saying they aren't addicted any more cause they only use once a week now instead of once a day. 1 John 3 says very clearly those born of God CANNOT continue sinning.
Sound “ting”
Alexa “ that better be the sound of coca- cola bottles” hahah 👀😂
You are one funny dude! Love your sense of humour 😆
Me: Alexa play "Imagine Dragons- Beliver"
Alexa: Ok playing "Kirk Franklin Imagine Me"
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me"
"How about I call your accountability partner"
😂😂 These killed me!
Anybody else notice the horoscope on the fridge? This thing should have eyes too. LOL!
Ray Weaver where is it??
0:04
Ray Weaver same
I think it does, considering it knew when he was trying to open that jar. Either that or it recognized his grunts. Which raises the question, if you put Christian Alexa in the bathroom, will she quote Philippians 4:13 while you're on the pot?
I spent the first seconds understanding that Alexa was not replaced by Christian (the male surname)
“That better be a Coke bottle.”
Too funny
If this was real I would so buy it!😂😂😂
@Larsson what does being black have to do with it? Don't be unfortunate
@@estieeu2364 hey how are you?
@@thomasgooden hello. I am good. Thanks for asking
@@estieeu2364 no problem. just checking on you. can i pray for you about something?
@@thomasgooden hello. Why do you want to pray for me?
My own Alexa kept going off during this entire video.
Mine did too! LOL
It’s a demon!!!
OMG as his Alexa was talking, my client's Alexa started talking back 😂🤣😅🤣😂
Enjoyed from Texas!
If the fact that she paid for dinner on the first date didn't break them up, Christian Alexa sure will! Lol.
0:50 Christian side-hug spotted!
Loved getting the portable Alexa ad before this
"The sun is raining"
Every news station ever change my mind