UPDATE CORNER: Paul Speaks Out
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- čas přidán 17. 03. 2020
- We're in the update corner talkin' about Paul. Or should I say... TROY.
I don't know. I honestly don't know anymore.
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He's a dude pretending to be a dude playing another dude.
lmao
Tropic Thunder 👏🏽
Lmfao
Dude
yes tropic thunder omg
The only 25 year old that looks 16 I’ll ever follow is Danny.
Carron Barboza I cant like it cause it’s at 69 so take this comment as a like
ok
n o h e l o o k s t w e l v e
Don't diss Drew Golden like that... Oh wait. He's just Danny's other persona. Frick. Carry on.
True
Bring back the Update Corner, please. 😡
how and why are you here- hold on
Gonna take my seat in here.
Right?!
I miss it too :/
I also miss the OT and The Click collabs
YES
lol
Troy becker's "truth" about how paul zimmer doesn't exist and was just a persona is like obi wan kenobi telling luke that darth vader killed anakin.
Yup
@@SharkSalesman90 no more words needed
He was pulling the ‘baby I no understand’ card. Because he was pretending to be 16. Ew-
Truth often depends on one's point of view.
@@troodon1096 Only with something subjective. If the topic is about something objective, like this, then truth does not depend on one's point of view.
when paul was told “here comes the airplane” as a baby i guess he took it the really, really wrong way
OMG, I love these comments
This comment is underrated.. 😔
Even if it was only a few hours ago, I don’t care, dammit
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AHAHAHAHA FAVORITE COMMENT EVER FUDIKFRHJKH BN CRYINGGG
Hubby Dubby idk what I love more, your comment or the fact that your pfp is Kedamono
Danny: he could pass as a 16 year old
Paul: *tries to pass as a 16 year old*
Danny: he didn't even change his hair style
Paul: *changes his hair style*
Danny: I don't want to make another video unless he kills someone
Paul: ...
I'm waiting 🤫
Uhhh I-
Lol
Norah Aslam 🤣
Bruh 752 likes in 24 minutes
Danny not noticing that in the "psychopath" TikTok he put the glasses up by touching the glass confirms that he is someone who would do that and I am scared.
I’m so glad someone else pointed that out 😂
That was probably the point of the TikTok and Danny just ignored it. That is pretty scary
Thank God I'm not alone
What’s wrong with that?
@@quiet_kid3980 because it gets finger prints on the lenses and then you can see the finger print and you have to clean your glasses. It’s really annoying lol
coming back to this 3 years later i feel like we didn't appreciate what an insane situation this was. what the fuck, paul
No yeah this was a wild moment in time for sure why did he do this
same like wtf😭😭
Omg I saw him on ig reels so I decided to come back and watch these and wow… that situation was actually so crazy
It's also been 2 years since I've watched this and I forgot why he changed his name. What did he do again? Something about stealing money? Lol
Paul’s Mom, feeding him as a child: “HeRe ComEs tHe aIrPlAnE”
Paul: “MMMM YES.”
this is hilarious
I found another Waterparks fan! ;) 💚💜
Kat x he coulda stopped 9/11
Fantasy Bee 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Absolutely brilliant.
“Paul Zimmer has existed since 2014” damn he’s 6
A 6 year old Russian spy who eats planes
*interesting*
If he is sixteen now, he was ten or eleven during Exclamation Point.
Cheese Cheese hmmm
*interesting*
No he isn’t six my little cousin was born in 2015 and she is four
Tanisha Jenaaa yeah, and your cousin’s fifth birthday is this year.
Impersonating a minor is illegal, so we should be suspicious of his age just in case he lied so he didn’t get legal action since that’s the only action he can get.
Is it illegal to pretend to be a minor in general, or do you have to impersonate one that actually exists? If the latter, technically he didn't break the law, because at the time he was pretending to be someone that didn't yet exist. And now he actually is that person, legally.
Can't believe that the tv show "Lost" was inspired by the true story of Paul Zimmer eating a plane and causing it to crash into Hawaii (despite the show coming out in 2004). Truly a master of his craft.
obviously he used the name PAUL ZIMMER as a stage name to protect his identity just like danny uses the stage name DREW GOODEN
Yeah but Troy Becker isn't his real name either 🤣 Paul is his real first name tho
Danny Gooden
Actually he legally changed his name to danny, but it's Kurtis Conner really
@@omniboy3627 Amigo br, agora eu tô cafusa. Não sei nem mais quem é quem nessa bagaça 😂😂😂😂
Why did you capitalize this like Homestuck
"I am Paul"
"And I am Troy"
"And we are not the same person"
I-
It's PLANE to see
I am Groot
We may have similar looks,
We may have similar hair,
But we're different none the less
Lettuce LOL
I don't know why but the way Paul talks and explains stuff makes me so inexplicably angry like his entire existence is the epitome of gaslighting
It took him 5 years to find out perfection doesn’t exist
fr tho
Paul Zimmer: “Because...” *Pulls off blonde wig* “I’m Hannah Montana.”
Paul Josef Getowski, Paul Zimmer, Troy Becker, Slim Jimmer, "perfEct gUy",Hannah Montana...
Banana Montana
Skippy271 wait wouldn’t you have to put on the blonde wig to be Hanna Montana
😂😂
Best comment I’ve ever seen😭
Saying “it’s just a role, I’m just an actor” is “it’s just a prank bro” levels of taking ownership for your actions
Yeah, he’s literally *not* taking responsibility for his actions and apologizing, that’s why so many people are against him right now.
this is so true that i dont know how to feel about it
"Its just a prank HAN!"
The name change i could care less about everyone does it. First rule of social media dont use your real name. Now stop me if im wrong but when i was growing up when myspace and old youtube were still a thing that was the rules. Now scamming mfs now thats wrong af
My birthday is in 6 days
Maybe “Troy Becker ” decided to become Paul Zimmer when he was 16 so while he was Paul Zimmer he was frozen in time only to become Troy Becker again and be 16.
"HE WAS TROY THE WHOLE TIME!?" is still the funniest thing
In conclusion, Paul/Troy is a Russian spy and eats planes with a bib.
Siri Yadla now we know where all the missing planes are...
I knew it!
Traul zecker is a russian spy that eats planes
it was so obvious how did i know catch that
And a fork and knife
At this point, “Troy Becker” can’t be said without “I’m an actor”...
Clari hi
i feel bad for anyone else named Troy Becker lol
Troy I'm an actor Becker
Just like Bob Vance; Vance Refrigeration
I just thought of something...
If "Troy I'm an actor Becker"
Is "16" doesn't that mean his videos from 2014 are when he was like 10-11years old 🤔
Like... clearly he's lying
Sure mentally they were definitely little kids but the way they looked was definitely not a 10 year old
Case closed
Troy/Paul reminds me of that long and exaggerated excuse you give your 6th grade math teacher when you forgot your homework
I can’t remember who wrote it, but I once read a poem about a kid who was kidnapped, but at the end it turns out the kid is just make up an excuse for being late for school. Paul’s complicated story feels like that.
The dislikes are from Danny's knees
How many knees does danny have???
@@johnsonjaikaichow9972 as many knees as it takes
*he* didn't scam people Danny, that was the *other* Paul you see, he is *Troy*
Lmao why did i read this with peppapigs accent😂😂😂
lol
Lmao
@Pippa Peg no sweetie you're Pippa Peg.
I don’t get it
Bro imagine getting so deep into your spiral of lies that you LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME TO FIT THE NARRATIVE W H A T
onision jr.
Yum
that is extreme commitment
Samantha O'Boyle who’s that?
@@AshleyxVlogs god I wish I was still living in a time where I didn't know Onision
Guys, I'm tired of everyone spreading their sob stories about their experience with Paul. Because mine is the worst.
My grandma was on a flight to France, she was bringing her dog to Paris for a vacation, and she me this guy at the airport, being flooded with people. She talked a bit to him, asking him a bit about himself. He referred to himself as his Russian spy name, Troy Becker. Her face dropped, and she realized who he was, and quickly went onto the plane. She breathed a sigh of relief, as the plane took off. But something followed her dog in the cargo hold...and climbed onto the wing. The plane experienced some turbulence, little did they know...it was Paul. He took a bite off the wing, and caused the plane to crash in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and they weren't able to find any of the ruins. Unfortunately, plenty of bodies and luggage, but no evidence that they all came from a plane.
damn im so sorry for your loss lets hope justice is made soon i too have been terrorized by this person: paul zimmer used to break into my home and watch me sleep i eventually gave in to the ideia that i couldn't keep him away so i started letting him but now that he wasnt sneaking in when i was asleep i had to fall asleep with him here but i couldnt fall asleep with paul zimmers eyes looking at me so i asked him to turn around, he would just turn his head 180 and have troy becker look at me instead smh
I hate hearing someone say “my truth.” There’s no such thing as “my truth” or “your truth.” It’s either THE truth or it isn’t.
Well, if you really wanted to get into it, "I have brown hair" is true for me and therefore my truth, but not true of someone who has blonde hair, for whom "I have blonde hair" would be their truth
Ppl only ever use that phrase to just lie and be shitty though so I hate it too
Paul Zimmer: "If you want to spread more rumors about me, go ahead."
Danny: "He's a Russian spy and he eats airplanes"
So what I'm hearing is... "Paul Zimmer works for the bourgeoisie"
Rebecca Shafer he’s a bird
@@devingreen4205 He is a camera
He is a raw salmon enthusiast
Paul works for the bourgeoisie! Yep. We’ve done it guys. And he eats airplanes. It makes sense. A normal person wouldn’t eat planes but a Russian spy someone who works for the bourgeoisie. Someone who is a spy camera would! It makes so much sense now
That’s why he ate a plane. He wanted to know what flying felt like again
Because he’s a bird
Paul/Troy is rubbing his lil plane eating hands together like
“Yesssss Danny’s knees will suffer when I post this bs”
I'm sorry I can't like this it's at 69 already
that’s probably his plan
@@kellie6992 may Danny bless your soul you kind citizens
i frikin forgot about that!!!!
lol It says that u commented this comment 36 min ago but the replies are from an hour ago
I know this is 3 years later but who's gonna tell Danny tiny chairs exist?
Amelia Earhart: * flies plane over the ocean *
Paul Zimmer: * puts on bib and holds up fork and knife *
Amelia: oh no
Everyone in the comments: Troy Becker/ Paul Zimmer
Me, an intellectual: Traul Zecker
Proy Bimmer
i say Paul becker
DELET THIS NOW
Nah, Proy Bimmer sounds better
@@anormalcorpus4804 perfection
plot twist: *danny is secretly paul who is also troy who is still paul, who is also a russian spy who eats planes*
*and is also Drew Gooden*
And kurtis
and gabe from the office
Wich means danny is a russian spy that eats planes 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
plot twist: everyone is just danny
I got my first “serious” office job when I was 21 and our clients (or their kids) were mostly 16-18-y.o. teens (as it was specific for our educational and travel agency) and I was shocked that I somehow couldn’t comfortably “speak their language” despite little age difference. I can’t imagine how Paul/Troy thought that he could pass as 16 years old at 24, and it’s not only about appearance 😅 school kids in Disney movies all look 30 though 😐
It's so funny danny didn't notice the lens touching. Truly the great divide between ppl who wear glasses and ppl who don't
The only reason I belive danny is more then 15 years old is because he hurts his knees in the update corner.
So 16
Okay but mine have hurt since I was like 13😂
Dresha802 k
Also he is married
@@Studios-ij7gh could be fake like that one Daniel girl
So basically:
Everyone: Troy Becker is Paul Zimmer!
Paul Zimmer: *Uno reverse card*
Why tf does this only have 14 likes?
252 now
@@zr4875 it's now 251
@@lalookhan1868 now 482 likes
@@sinner9192 509 now
This man is the definition of ‘new year, new me’
Gutowski: *clearly polish name*
Danny: Sounds like a Russian spy name
“He decided to start doing his hair differently to show he changed” has the same energy as “and he was wearing reading glasses to show that time had passed” from the John Mulaney special.
ahh yes, batman.
Can someone like so we can get to 666 likes
Oh Batman. BEATS WORKIN
Mia WDW Phan which is not something you want to hear from a heath care professional
“It’s the one thing you can’t replace”
Everybody sayin that flights stoppin because Coronavirus, it’s actually just Paul eatin all the planes
#paulzimmereatsplanes #павелзиммерпожираетсамолёты
Ikr
fr bro😳😳😳
LGC Vids! I just started watching the video and I am so confused
Paul eats the planes
update; although it has been almost two years Paul could sense i was watching this video and he’s now sitting at the foot of my bed eating a plane. it’s 1am i’m scared 😭
I like that danny included the sunglasses bit as a fun lil way of letting us all know he's never worn glasses
When you realize Danny Gonzalez is really just a stage name for privacy. His real name is.......Drew Gooden
😳😳😳I DIDNT KNOW THIS MY MIND IS BLOWN WTDNYSNSYDBHDNDJ OMG REALLY?????? DUDE ILY NO HOMO THANK U FOR POINTING THIS OUT!!!! 💥💥💥💥😳😳😳
🤯
no, Dranny Goodzalez
No it’s actually Cody ko
Wait but I thought it was Cody Ko
I have a feeling that Danny is gonna make a song called, "I'm 2 different guys" about this whole situation, with a line about eating planes and being a Russian spy, the chorus could go like, "I'm 2 different guys, yeah yeah, not a russian spy, no no, planes are what I like, oh yeah, they keep me alive." Idk just shooting ideas in the comments...
Might as well make it a sequel to we are 2 different people
i really want that to happen now, good idea
Ani-Mike-Tions this is a very underrated comment you are very truly Greg
don't let him fool you, this is just danny hinting at his song
Ani-Mike-Tions r/oddlyspecific
But that’s very creative of you
The whole “trying to be perfect” story is so Disney channel like idk how to explain it
5:23 was a whole on Hannah Montana moment-
If “tRoY” is 16 now, wouldn’t that mean he was 10 years old in his first videos..? Hmm idk something doesn’t add up
He would be 12
No, he would be 11 cause now "he is 16" and 5 years ago he is 11.
He’s a July baby. His birthday hasn’t come yet.
You’d be surprised with all the 12 year olds on my timeline on TikTok
Danielle Cohn but 100x worse.
He didn’t rent the plane, he bought it so he could eat it later.
Basically the female version Of Steven Universe i know this is random, but i love ur pfp and ur name!! su fandom ❤️
I just started the video, and I’m confused and scared.
Natalie O. ME TOO
the pilot was also a russian spy
I’ve watched literally every single episode of Steven Universe up until the final one before Steven Universe Future and I can say with all honesty that the show was amazing in the parts where it wasn’t full of fillers that stopped the story from progressing for the the sake of supposed character development and when Rebecca Sugar wasn’t so focused on making the show about LGBTQ representation that it worsened the quality of the show. I haven’t watched any of the current episodes so how is it?
7:53 I must thank Danny for quote Hannah Montana and making me remember that _gem_
paul is now a dhar man actor. which is a very random thing that's happening, but then again, can't say I'm shocked.
Danny: “I've been sitting here on my knees”
Or in other words... *_kneeling_*
damn I just realized kneeling has the word knees in it
@@lindamukarakate7511 That's so deep 🔥🔥🔥
Breaking news: Danny has broken his knees
@@ArtisticallySpoken you can't spell kneeling without knee.. 😔✋
aurora true 😳
Paul Zimmer is actually Morgz’s mom.
This is the only sensical explanation
OMG THIS COMMENT REALLY GOT ME XDDDDDD
Hellz yes
How _do_ you pronounce "morgz's"
That’s a twist...
Danny just giving up on kneeling when he heard that paul zimmer was troy the whole time is mood honestly
13:20 he is adjusting the glasses with his fingers on the lens witch scratches the lenses
smudges* it would be his nails to scratch
UPDATE: Paul just broke into my house and ate my little brother's Lego airplane. He said he did it because he's Troy, and *unlike Paul* he only eats toy airplanes, but I think he did it because there are no more real airplanes. He ate them all.
im sorry you and your brother had to go through that. stay strong g. 💯🙏🏻
paul becker boke into my ouse aswell😔😔...we hid in the pantry when we herd him break in....he foond us 😨😨and tied us up to the ceral boxes(which were all 10 fet tall)........he prid off all of the door hinges😟😟 and ate them in front of us😱😱...........
he left then nd we tgougt we were safe😅😅😅😅........but then😥😥..........he drov into kitchen from the vindow in my dads orange taxii😬😬 and started......... to speak in russan😱😱😱😩😩😣😖😵he then left.......for good.............we cal police ounce we were sure he was gone.......whn they arrive they told us how lcky we were😔😔and tha mny other victoms of troy zimmer werent so fortuneate😪😪......i am so graterful i made it oot alive😇😇😇and that traul didnt hurt my famiky(who are all six feet tal anthropomorphic hamsters) and tat he didnt steel our plain(ve keept it in the refrigerator) thxnk yoi to everyone who shars theyre story🤩🤩🤩🤩you are al so brav🥰🥰☺🥰🥰😚😚🥳🥳🥳SHOUTOUT TO CHRISTINA APPLEGATE🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎
Did he get bigger in size and also stronger?
(Did you get the reference?)
@@SM-qv2om "who are all six feet tal anthropomorphic hamsters" are you a hamster aswell?
Damn dude.. sorry you went through that 😞🤌
If he’s trying to pretend he’s 16, then he was 11 during musically. And no 11 year old looks like that
wait no he was like 18 or something because right now he’s 24, so five years before he’d be 19
@@mqrce they're talking about his fake age, not his real age
Yes
a gurl named kelly i didn’t even realize this comment had so many likes.
Lmao who he trying to kid 😂bahaha
You know what's also weird. I distinctly remember the girl paul zimmer would make videos with, and I SWORE they started making videos with a baby in their TikTok. Paul is sincerely one of the greatest and weirdest things I have experienced growing up.
His child
Ok but i actually gasped when he said that HE was Troy Becker and Paul Zimmer was a character he made up.
*Conspiracy theory:* Danny was kidnapped on vacation and replaced with a russian spy.
And he’s trying to cover up the fact that he eats planes.
phat phacts
Nico Hollow true true 😂
I think the kidnaper is the game master
You might be onto something.... 😂
the russians planted spy danny after realizing real danny couldn't get home from vacation after eating the plane. he gave them an opening!
The "I'm an actor" excuse is the same one that Onision uses, it holds no bearing and means nothing. It's just backpedaling so they don't have to take responsibility for their actions.
Same with the "playing a character" shtick CZcamsrs also trot put when they do something wrong. So are they always playing a charqcter who acts like them except they do morally dubious things.
Fox yea and Onision is bat shit crazy and everyone knows that, but he still try’s to say he is just acting
Charlotte Soland a guy who touches kids and is basically insane at this point. He also screams at people a lot about not understanding him
13:03 so the point of the joke is probably that the “psychopath” adjusted the glasses with his finger on the lens of the glasses, if you have glasses you know thats bad.
*Imagine making yourself a name, but then choosing a serial killer name like "Paul Zimmer"*
He literally has a child and he’s married so the fact that he was trying to act like he was 16 is even weirder. He’s married to Jamie, whose name is really Jameela and they have a kid!!
"Sweetie, I'm going to need you to STOP PRETENDING TO BE AN UNDERAGED BOY and pick up our kid from daycare at 2pm kthnxbye"
I confustion
WHAT!? SOURCES!?
so you're saying he's straight... ??
maria LMAO
“Did he rent a plane for this TikTok?” No Danny, the plane was his dinner
Imagine renting your food........
Does that mean at some point he has to return the plane after eating it
But when you want to have a plane for dinner do you rent it or do you buy it?
@@d.on.in.a you hunt it.
Meredith Rose lmaooo
so i decided to check on this dude... and apparently hes just full-on troy becker now, posting tiktok vids and everything 😭 no more paul zimmer!
Ok I've dated a whole lot of shitty guys in my life, and for some reason whenever you call them out on their gaslighting or catch them in a lie they ALWAYS say "I gotta speak my truth." They sound so fucking stupid whenever they say it too 😂
they have to speak their truth.... by lying?
Honestly this is just kinda sad, this dude just keeps digging a deeper hole as he continues lying. It would've been so easy to just apologize, take a break, and then come back with a clean slate
Yeah.Anyway Iam ur 100th comment ongat
Ikr
I agree. Danny just needs to admit that he really is Drew
He thrashed his best friend with whom he started in CZcams so that can tell you a lot of Paul
@@nina._. we need to start a petition
UPDATE: Paul has been since arrested because he was caught sneaking onto a plane without a ticket and ripping up the seats and eating it, ripping the wings off MID-AIR, and swallowing it whole.
@@annette8844 yum yum plane cronch
Well that doesn't make any sense; Danny said Paul only eats them in small bites!
You* had us in the first half ngl
@@Whoops.Allgone ahaha plane crash go BRRRRRR
@@hardyorange he was getting starved because of quarantine and had to take matters into his own hands
It’s never gonna end I came here from a new Andy King video
WAIT A SECIND! About a year ago my friend told me there was this guy who ate whole planes. Like, in pieces but still a whole plane. Gosh darn it, I knew it was a joke but at least it spread from somewhere. I can’t even remember which friend but I remember the conversation very vividly.
I disbelieve your claim about him being a Russian spy, if he were, then *everybody* would get a duet.
Ah, a fellow comrade.
and that’s on communism
Privyet Tovarich
The only reason he didn’t do that is because he’s a spy and would blow his own cover.
Look
Let's not forget that Danny has MET this guy. HE HAS LITERALLY INTERACTED WITH HIM AND THEY KN O W EACHOTHER. That amazes me every time I think about it.
Zel exactly i even met him and Danny Edge was so much sweeter than him. it’s a lot of videos of Danny talking about Paul and even how they were friends for 12 years !!!
Wait, what? I've never heard about this?? Clarification on the tea please?
@@thatonelemonboio8579 they met once, that's it.
@@thatonelemonboio8579 he mad a video about him meeting paul and another musically star he made a video with
@@chelseacasarrubias2729 I never really met them but I've been following on social media and CZcams for almost 10 years now and like, I don't really remember details but a few years ago Danny Edge spilled some tea about Paul and about how they're not friends anymore lmfao this whole thing is so wild to me
Wait, wait, wait, *so he was Paul Gutowski pretending to be Paul Zimmer to "pretending" to be Troy Becker?*
Danny really didn’t lie when he said this was the plot twist of the century.
I think it’s funny that he’s still claiming to be 16, because that means he made most of his shirtless musicallys when he was 11 💀
Nonono he’s still pretending to be 16, he’s saying that the adult character was a fake. So he’s implying that he was pretending to be older
Exactly. So those CZcams videos in 2014 would have made him 10 at the time and that was def not a 10 yr old boy I just saw lmao
@@kararuthruff9030 i was thinking the same thing lol
I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said
LokiFrostGiant yeah it think it’s bs that he lied to all his fans that he didn’t scam them
16 and married
If Paul wanted to be believable, he should have asked Danny, his Drew character is so good!
Megan OwO lmaooo
Don't even get me started on their different faces! How the heck does Danny do that? It's so believable!
a yeah, and he tried convincing us that they arent the same person by making a whole song about it, which was obviously fake
No I think it's Drew's Danny character
a, you’ve fallen for one of the classic blunders
I mean, Gutowski sounds more polish than russian but no one talks about polish spies
They're too good at their jobs. No one knows they exist
i think what the original creator meant at 13:25 was that psychopaths adjust their glasses by touching the glass part (?) cause i honestly kinda agree because i have glasses and when me or s/o touch my glass thing i get frustrated because i can sort of see their finger print when i put on my glasses... if that makes sense ; paul stole it i believe
imagine your kid breaking your entire blood name and changing his name because he refuses to admit he scammed people
Start over.
I'd move to Antarctica
Good Dog What type of bagel’s your favorite?
if your child is Troy Becker/Paul Zimmer, him destroying your bloodlines name is the least of your problems
I wouldve prob done the same thing as him BUT ILL NEVER COME BACK
Hehe just "aPAULagize"
Okay I'll leave..
You are fake new what you meant was he needs to TROY to be a better person
How dare you
Please. Stay.
😂😂
Maize Opossum hehe 69
Kill me
Pls
Every time he inserts that bone breaking sound effect, it feels like my organs are going to crawl out of my body
as a russian spy i can confirm we eat planes for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes even as an after school snack
BLYAT and drink vodka
Ari B how much do you way
Violet Arbulu lmao we don’t talk about that-
thank you, this helps a lot. I have confirmed this suspicion and will report to my superiors.
Are you stacked up on airplane snacks for this quarantine
Whenever Paul goes to a restaurant:
Waiter: How's your food?
Paul: Eh, it's a little pLANE
I mean, surely little planes are easier to eat.
open wide here comes an airplane
lol good one
@@dspaz ty
@@lea.h.joergensen :D
so, i was never brave enough to say this before now, but Paul Zimmer broke into my house, ate all the toy airplanes i had and then ran to the airport by my house and ate all the planes too. it was a horrific airplan-y mess
7:53 Not Danny casually quoting Hannah Montana songs 😂😂
This whole ass situation reminds me of the 12 year old authors at wattpad who tries too hard to make plot twists
When I was twelve, my friends and I would write purposely weird Wattpad stories for each other to read, and even they were better than this lol.
Has "11 year old tryna write a sex scene" vibes.
Oof well I make fics on wattpad and I’m 16
My fics are actually good though,but my old ones that I made when I was 13 are really bad
:)
@@AmyYdoesntlikehandles @SincerelyTreebros?
When he was a toddler and his parents went “here comes the airplane” they weren’t playin
I wheezed so hard. This deserves more likes
underrated comment
😭😭I died while reading this comment. My ghost is typing this
Legend 👌
Oh. My. God
13:25 he says psychopaths in reference to him pushing up the glasses by touching the lens with his nasty finger, in case u want closure
I put this video on a playlist too listen too while I sleep, so now in the middle of the night I’ll hear crunching sounds and remember ‘oh that’s just Danny’s knees breaking’
conspiracy: danny's last name isn't actually gonzalez, it's really ivanov because he's a russian spy too. daniil petrovich ivanov. i'm on to you daniil
😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
He knows to much
If this comment mysteriously gets deleted... we know why
o h s h i t
And he eats trains
"I will try to upload more because You guys must be bored at home..."
Thats like the most caring thing anyone has ever said to me...
Almost cried goshdangit
YES!!
Once I took a 5 hour flight and Paul was on the same flight. It was terrifying not knowing if he was gonna eat the plane or not. Worst 5 hours of my life 😓
I can’t believe Danny couldn’t tell the difference between the normal people and psychopaths. The normal person put their sunglasses; the psychopath did the same but adjusted his glasses with his finger ON THE LENDS. That is the most pure evil I have ever seen.
Paul: lies
Internet: *_how many times do we have to teach this lesson old man_*
Old man fish: "I still love the young people!" 😆😆😆
deeeeaaaaad! rotfl
😂😂😂
Danny: *sees extremely Polish surname*
Danny: Russian.
Apollyon&Abaddon No one would expect a Polish man to be a Russian spy. It’s the perfect disguise.
@@rebeccahays2063 genius
@Apollyon&Abaddon I have to say that having the horseman of pestilence in your username is quite relevant to current events.
*PRUSSIAN*
Typical thing for someone with an Italian surname like Danny to say
I refuse to believe this was 3 years ago… watching this video after finding out him and Laura are expecting??? INSANE
I keep getting recommend this Becker’s content this week so here I am to regain a semblance of sanity. I can’t believe Troy is still out here not being Paul.
He’s committed
it has ended, paul zimmer admitted he was troy becker and now he posts the same videos on both accounts
Danny: * Makes fun of this dude for faking his identity *
Also Danny: * Hides his real identity and say he's Danny when he's actually Drew and 12 year old *
Why does this this sound like a John Mulaney sketch
@@gentle_apathy because John Mulaney is actually an Asian American woman
@@Firegirl483 😆
@@Firegirl483 fact!
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