🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening... | Funny Jokes

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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening...
The woman of the house decided to give their butler, James, the rest of the night off.
She told James they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening...
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone.
Her husband had to remain there, as several of his important clients were in attendance...
As the woman walked into her house, she saw James sitting by himself in the dining room.
She called for him to follow her, then led him into the master bedroom...
She looked at him and smiled, "James," she said, "take off my dress."
James carefully removed her dress...
"James," she continued, "now, take off my stockings and garter."
He silently obeyed her commands...
"James," she then said, "Remove my bra and panties."
As he did this, the tension continued to mount...
Finally, she said, "James... "
"Don't ever let me catch you wearing my clothes again!"
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[@q.e.d.9112]

An oldie but a goodie. I’m 80 years old and I’ve known this joke since my teens. I don’t doubt it was old, even then.

[@falaise6077]

This is known in England as the Lady Penelope joke (she of Thunderbirds, the butler being Parker). It takes longer to tell than yours, because at each request Parker says "Yes m'lady"

[@markshrimpton3138]

Thought it resonated in the old brain for some reason.

[@q.e.d.9112]

Which helps build the tension for the punch line.

[@glennsmith976]

A man was talking with his friend. He was telling him about the night before when he was with a woman, and they were making out in her one room apartment. Suddenly, she hears footsteps coming up the stairs. She tells the man, "Quick, you have to leave. My husband is home!" He asked the woman where could he hide. She said, "I don't know where you can hide, but you have to leave now or my husband will beat you up!" The man's friend said, "Well, what did you do?" The man said, "I climbed out the window, and was hanging on with both hands." He said, "The husband saw my hands and started to chip under my fingernails with an ice pick." His friend said, "Did that make you mad?" The man said, "No, that didn't make me mad." His friend asked, "What happened next?" The man said, "The husband got some bacon grease and poured it all over my head!" His friend asked, "Did that make you mad?" The man said, "No, that didn't make me mad." The friend asked, "Then what happened?" The man said, "Then the husband poured some corn flakes all over my head." The friend asked, "Did that make you mad?" The said, "No, that didn't make me mad. What made me mad was that I looked down and I was only 3 feet off the ground!"

[@loljokes]

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[@elishaoisso5662]

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[@fuhrermr8343]

😂😂😂

[@dansmith8872]

This was so funny . You have out done your self again .Thanks so much .

[@loljokes]

Thanks Dan!😀

[@BigMtnMama]

Please don't ever stop doing this voices ❤❤

[@jasonseidel3784]

Classic!!!!

[@kimberlycregger7341]

That was hilarious. These days, that wouldn't be surprising at all. That wasn't the punchline I was thinking lol. Great joke as always.😅

[@loljokes]

Thanks Kimberly. I'm glad you enjoyed it! 😀

[@momeara7482]

So old it's got whiskers on it.

[@loljokes]

James, agrees... 😂

[@jeffharper7579]

I remember this joke from back in the 70s still get a chuckle out of it.

[@CM-dw2xr]

Awesome, haven't heard that one before :)

[@loljokes]

Thank you!😀

[@shawngillespie3532]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@grahamnutt8958]

Another Curveball 😂😂😂
I expected a far different turn of events ffs 🤪🤪🤪

[@loljokes]

Regards - James 😋

[@creoleDJ]

One night, an egg & a chicken hooked up & got it on! (😉😉). Afterwards, the egg rolled over & went to sleep. The chicken sat on the side of the bed & said, rather disgustingly, “Welp, I guess that answers THAT question….”

[@loljokes]

😋

[@int109]

So she told the butler to get naked in front of her.

[@loljokes]

Yes, but he always wears them over sweatpants... 😀

[@shantisingh4113]

😂😂😂😂😂