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  • BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A Marine received a "Dear John" letter from his... | Funny Clean Jokes
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    👇 THE JOKE 👇
    While deployed to Afghanistan, a Marine received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend...
    In the letter she explained that she had been seeing other guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.
    To add insult to injury, she asked him to send back the picture of herself that she had given him...
    So, the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do.
    He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find...
    In all, he collected more than 25 pictures of various women.
    He then mailed them to his now-former girlfriend with the following note:...
    "Please remove your picture and send the rest back... "
    "I don't remember which one is yours."
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Komentáře • 24

  • @grahamnutt8958
    @grahamnutt8958 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Now that is what I call revenge 😂😂😂

  • @kimberlycregger7341
    @kimberlycregger7341 Před 2 měsíci +8

    This was a good one. Well, that's what I call pay back😅

  • @charlesphillips1468
    @charlesphillips1468 Před měsícem +5

    Dear John letters are legendary in the Cold War Marine Corps in which I served.

  • @mitabpraga7487
    @mitabpraga7487 Před 2 měsíci +11

    I dated a farmer's daughter once. It didn't work out. She sent me a John Deere letter.

  • @shirleyaloysius4829
    @shirleyaloysius4829 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Very smart guy 😂😂😂😂

  • @CM-dw2xr
    @CM-dw2xr Před 2 měsíci +6

    It's been told before, but still funny every time!! 😂😂

  • @MrKim-kv2vv
    @MrKim-kv2vv Před měsícem +2

    What an excellent strategy!

  • @markshrimpton3138
    @markshrimpton3138 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Splendid, kind of hoist with her own petard!

  • @paulsmith5398
    @paulsmith5398 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Semper Fi 🤔🙄😈🤣🤣❗

  • @Bell2323
    @Bell2323 Před 2 měsíci +6

    This is from a MASH episode.

  • @DanBurgaud
    @DanBurgaud Před 2 měsíci +1

    insult backfired. . . LOL!

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile Před měsícem +1

    A classic from MASH!

  • @georgesouthwick7000
    @georgesouthwick7000 Před 2 měsíci +21

    This one comes straight from an old MASH episode….he just changed Korea to Afghanistan. I keep watching these videos hoping to hear some new jokes, but I think it’s not going to happen.

    • @WonderProfessor
      @WonderProfessor Před 2 měsíci +4

      I love hearing the old jokes! Keep 'em coming!

    • @Mittlebaum1
      @Mittlebaum1 Před 27 dny

      First thing I thought of was already saw this on MASH !!

  • @NukeCult666
    @NukeCult666 Před 2 měsíci +1

    LMFAO!

  • @oledennis6918
    @oledennis6918 Před měsícem

    M.A.S.H had this in one of their episodes.

  • @toyman9642
    @toyman9642 Před 18 dny +1

    This joke was one of the sub-plots in an episode of MASH!

  • @eileenvesosky8468
    @eileenvesosky8468 Před měsícem +1

    Back when I was in the Marines I had a nineteen inch neck. Wow Fred you must have looked like a goose!

    • @jrfoleyjr
      @jrfoleyjr Před 26 dny

      He probably got goosed one too many times. 🙄😏😲😎

  • @aleciasnowfall202
    @aleciasnowfall202 Před měsícem

    mash episode. he even considered sending it "postage due"

  • @simonharris4873
    @simonharris4873 Před měsícem

    Straight out of a mash episode.