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  • čas přidán 29. 06. 2016
  • Follow these steps and you too can become a Canadian, eh?
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  • @CD3MC
    @CD3MC Před 8 lety +2909

    Anyone else start singing along the sleep country commercial?

  • @TwiceToronto
    @TwiceToronto Před 5 lety +815

    5:21 "The gravy wasn't hot enough to melt my cheese curds". I feel you kid. The container and the poutine really look like they're from Costco. It always happens in Costco, eh?

    • @snake0887
      @snake0887 Před 4 lety +8

      FOXTROT 22 yes

    • @legomonster33
      @legomonster33 Před 4 lety +16

      @Manek Iridius no
      thats not ok
      youre broke
      go see a therapist ok

    • @mjmcadam7490
      @mjmcadam7490 Před 4 lety +1

      True eh?

    • @dustyhucul7334
      @dustyhucul7334 Před 4 lety +3

      Not in saskatoon bud

    • @chanisebailey2790
      @chanisebailey2790 Před 4 lety +2

      Once I went to wimpys diner and my poutine had cold curds and some melted slowly my teat buds were confused hot gravy with cold chewy curds

  • @UnfamiliarEyes
    @UnfamiliarEyes Před 4 lety +1504

    “Oh, you guys ate all the good Timbits.”
    Relatable.

  • @kasievanherk2409
    @kasievanherk2409 Před 4 lety +2718

    People who say eh
    Canadaians 5%
    45% Americans making fun of Canadians
    50% Canadians making fun of Americans making fun of Canadians

  • @radiantcat540
    @radiantcat540 Před 4 lety +1040

    I feel like it's actually mainly Canadians who are watching/laughing at this

    • @Dnamats
      @Dnamats Před 4 lety +28

      Omg so true idk why but I’m Canadian and seeing stuff about canada makes me feel “special” 😆

    • @samuellaprise4388
      @samuellaprise4388 Před 4 lety +7

      I'm from Canada and I just found it annoying

    • @robespierre3364
      @robespierre3364 Před 4 lety +6

      Victor Agata I‘m croatian and I watch it heheh

    • @eeveelo169
      @eeveelo169 Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah, especially the poppy part idk why we do that because it hurts like a bitch

    • @cunpliy
      @cunpliy Před 4 lety +1

      @@eeveelo169 ikr it hurts so much

  • @midnitest0rm
    @midnitest0rm Před 6 lety +910

    Translation for the slang:
    Loonie- $1 Coin
    Toonie- $2 Coin
    2-4- Bottle of liquor
    2-6- Slightly larger bottle of Liquor
    The States- ‘Murica
    Give’r- Give it all you’ve got
    Keener- Someone extremely enthusiastic about something, also referring to nerds or geeks
    Hoser- Idiot
    Beaut- A Beauty (typically referring to an object or animal, not a person)
    Toque- Beanie
    Yukon- Canada’s Northwestern most Territory. Also slang for a hermit or loner, someone who lives in the wilderness
    Mickey- Flask of liquor
    Pop- Soda
    Toboggan- Sled
    Stag- Bachelor Party
    Hydro- Electricity
    Homo Milk- Homogeneous milk. (3.25%. And personally, I think it tastes like ass)
    Double Double- Coffee with two milk and two sugar
    Garburator- The garbage shredder in the sink
    Eh- Huh, right. (That was a good hockey game, eh?)
    Bonus
    Chirp- Insult, roast
    Bunny Hug- only used in the Prairies, a warm sweater
    Timmie’s- Tim Horton’s
    Canuck- A Canadian. Equivalent to the American version of Yankee.
    Zed- Canadian pronunciation of the letter Z
    Kerfuffle- Sticky situation, a mess
    Runners- Running shoes
    Pencil Crayons- Coloured Pencils
    Newfie- Someone from Newfoundland.
    Chesterfield- Sofa
    Beaver tail- A large pastry treat that comes in several different flavours that tastes like the tears of Jesus himself
    Poutine- Fries, cheese curds and gravy
    Gitch- Underwear
    Chucklehead- Idiot

    • @Dick_Pippel
      @Dick_Pippel Před 5 lety +31

      You sir, deserve a medal, eh?

    • @brysengarner1204
      @brysengarner1204 Před 5 lety +8

      Prepared to survive in Canada now

    • @oliverg3184
      @oliverg3184 Před 5 lety +5

      I'm sorry but that was pretty good eh

    • @nickcynn42
      @nickcynn42 Před 5 lety +4

      I don't have a Canadian accent eright bud, I'm gonna go for a rip, see you later eh?

    • @namkedi
      @namkedi Před 5 lety

      more likes!

  • @gumiscarrot3434
    @gumiscarrot3434 Před 4 lety +859

    Me: *offended
    Also me: *does all the Canadian stereotypes

    • @makealbertaamerican4889
      @makealbertaamerican4889 Před 4 lety +5

      Me: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
      Also me:🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

    • @kade9968
      @kade9968 Před 4 lety +5

      PROUD TO BE CANADIAN! what the fuck am i seeing

    • @darkhoodx6487
      @darkhoodx6487 Před 4 lety +1

      Pearl And Kadeema Gaming I could say the same thing with your videos but without the Canadian part

    • @gladiator_117
      @gladiator_117 Před 3 lety

      This people don’t know how Canadians are

    • @thegoat22847
      @thegoat22847 Před 2 lety

      @@makealbertaamerican4889 lol ur name would have made sense before 2020 buuut yes

  • @iaingingell7659
    @iaingingell7659 Před 4 lety +302

    I love the amount of Canadian tire money everywhere. That stuff is literally everywhere!

    • @chetanaik
      @chetanaik Před 4 lety +2

      Kinda hard to see it around anymore though, with their loyalty card.

    • @kenedi987
      @kenedi987 Před 4 lety +2

      Yup, I got at least like $10 of Canadian Tire money lying around in the form of mainly 5¢ and 10¢ bills

  • @Nacalal
    @Nacalal Před 8 lety +172

    *The different regions of Canada*
    Painfully accurate
    This whole video was golden

    • @WireJockey644
      @WireJockey644 Před 7 lety +4

      Gabe the dog ;-; YOU SPELT HOCKEY WRONG!

    • @chocolatier5651
      @chocolatier5651 Před 7 lety +3

      Gabe the dog ;-;
      You're the dumb one for living next to us.....
      And you're being hypocritical and stereotyping Americans.

    • @rykermyram7076
      @rykermyram7076 Před 7 lety +2

      they missed knowing the american anthem

    • @somepersonyup9746
      @somepersonyup9746 Před 6 lety

      Tbh, about 80% of the stuff said in this Video isn't right but there is some stuff that is for SOME places in Canada not everywhere, It's like saying that everyone in the USA says "Yea" after everything they say but it's false. Can't really say what Canada is all about in 1 video as there's places where most of the shit is not. Also who the hell still buys bagged milk?? That shit is annoying to use.

  • @nosockgaming5919
    @nosockgaming5919 Před 6 lety +294

    5:10 that actually made me really sad

    • @dylaniserhoff842
      @dylaniserhoff842 Před 5 lety +2

      Honestly same

    • @Ava-xr9bb
      @Ava-xr9bb Před 4 lety +2

      Gergely Gulyás same that gravy gotta be hot

    • @toddlerknees4996
      @toddlerknees4996 Před 4 lety +1

      once my mum got a poutine at old home week and the fries were good, but the gravy was cold and the curds half melted. it all tasted ok but.... cold and half melted... it was sad.

    • @qe3477
      @qe3477 Před 4 lety +1

      Me 2

    • @vanessamoore2782
      @vanessamoore2782 Před 4 lety +3

      it made me sad how many times he said poutine wrong

  • @utleychase7
    @utleychase7 Před 4 lety +159

    I literally sung along to the *Sleep Country Canada... why buy a mattress anywhere else... **_”DING”_*

  • @JoshD19858
    @JoshD19858 Před 4 lety +434

    the only thing they missed was to call literally everyone bud

    • @UrMom-ko1nn
      @UrMom-ko1nn Před 4 lety +4

      J Dog and saying sorry

    • @alexismckinnon717
      @alexismckinnon717 Před 4 lety +4

      @@UrMom-ko1nn you aren't Canadian are you?

    • @UrMom-ko1nn
      @UrMom-ko1nn Před 4 lety +3

      NaVi -Cardigan wdym
      I am born on Canada day I am like the most Canadian bud

    • @owenclough7156
      @owenclough7156 Před 4 lety

      I'm american but I think I'm Canadaian because I'm literally this video

    • @ashtonsenko536
      @ashtonsenko536 Před 4 lety

      Ur Mom if you were then you’d know we don’t say sorry as much as Americans think...

  • @nucleartemptations3044
    @nucleartemptations3044 Před 5 lety +972

    As a Canadian I can confirm this is completely accurate

  • @anthonyc1956
    @anthonyc1956 Před 5 lety +254

    The Sleep Country Canada scene is literally the most relatable thing i swear i say it exactly like they do when the commercial comes on :))))

  • @slippery3799
    @slippery3799 Před 4 lety +102

    The house hippos hit me like a wall of childhood

  • @ItsR1pp3r
    @ItsR1pp3r Před 4 lety +32

    The way the man says "Oh my God" and hugs the child is so sincere that you can feel how serious the situation is

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Před rokem

      Yes whoever did that to that poor kid’s poutine is going in the book of grudges.

  • @mika8574
    @mika8574 Před 7 lety +597

    *visiting the doctors in Canada*
    ok so the total is free but you just have to pay $22 for parking.
    *eXCUSE ME*

    • @thosepeopleyoucantdescribe711
      @thosepeopleyoucantdescribe711 Před 6 lety +1

      Mika_Kika maybe where you are but not for me I think

    • @airplaneplustrainguy8143
      @airplaneplustrainguy8143 Před 6 lety +1

      Mika_Kika I'm gonna tell it to my local MP

    • @miriambentley2087
      @miriambentley2087 Před 6 lety

      Nutmeg Macadamia Issa joke

    • @altra8506
      @altra8506 Před 5 lety +3

      Perking isn't $22, maybe more like $3

    • @marshallboice6871
      @marshallboice6871 Před 5 lety +5

      In America it’s like “ok so you just cracked 3 rips that’ll be $800 to think about going here then $1000 to walk in the door and treatment will be $3000 not including the $2000 for supplies that cost us $5 to buy”

  • @cenailation1371
    @cenailation1371 Před 6 lety +401

    I speak french and I’m Canadian and I laughed at the way he said poutine cause I’ve only ever heard people say it with a french accent lol

    • @caje2692
      @caje2692 Před 5 lety +14

      Cenailation they said it wrong

    • @thedigitaldorito
      @thedigitaldorito Před 5 lety +6

      They said good night boys wrong. From what I’ve learned, it should be bon soir les garçon or something

    • @russellpilling8749
      @russellpilling8749 Před 5 lety +18

      sure , if you're in france. Bonne soirée les boys would be a bit better, but bonne nuit les boys is great Quebecois :)

    • @louisjoanisse9162
      @louisjoanisse9162 Před 5 lety +1

      @@thedigitaldorito it can be either bonne nuit les boys, bonne les gars or bonne nuit les garçons

    • @noellavincent4537
      @noellavincent4537 Před 5 lety +1

      Cenailation ik right the part about Québec killed me it was I funny

  • @copperhead577
    @copperhead577 Před 4 lety +1384

    The way ya'll say "Poutine" makes me so
    ... angry.

    • @renvautour7556
      @renvautour7556 Před 4 lety +100

      The Desk that’s how u pronounce it in French and it comes from Quebec so I guess that’s why he said it like that

    • @okok-qt6lp
      @okok-qt6lp Před 4 lety +72

      Well then you are obviously not from Canada

    • @darkfiremat
      @darkfiremat Před 4 lety +33

      @@renvautour7556 that's not how you pronounce it in french the only one that nearly sounds similar to the way it's said is the kid

    • @petecote
      @petecote Před 4 lety +33

      "Y'all"... Go home.

    • @copperhead577
      @copperhead577 Před 4 lety +11

      @@petecote
      Take me home... country roads

  • @lostguy2333
    @lostguy2333 Před 4 lety +41

    Okay so my social studies teacher showed us this to understand Canada better

  • @FastCarsNoRules220
    @FastCarsNoRules220 Před 8 lety +431

    3 more Canadian versions of American things:
    Disney Channel - Family Channel
    Nickelodeon - YTV
    Cartoon Network - Teletoon

    • @adestructivemind3602
      @adestructivemind3602 Před 8 lety +29

      Lol you forgot Treehouse, my fave channel.

    • @yotedyo
      @yotedyo Před 8 lety

      +kakashi hataki I used to love that channel it was my shit

    • @FastCarsNoRules220
      @FastCarsNoRules220 Před 8 lety +1

      kakashi hataki Well, I wasn't in Canada yet back when I was little (I'm from Singapore), so my childhood was Playhouse Disney.

    • @sugarysweetbabea
      @sugarysweetbabea Před 8 lety

      Dunkin donuts 🍩 Tim hortans

    • @isaiahcampbell3992
      @isaiahcampbell3992 Před 8 lety

      Lol I grew up watching family channel, it used to be a decent knock off of Disney channel but now it is just a garbage ass channel.

  • @philseyelash8611
    @philseyelash8611 Před 7 lety +169

    THE HOUSE HIPPO AD HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT SHIT WAS REAL AND ONCE THOUT IT STOLE MY MONTREAL CANADIANS PJS AND MY FAVOURITE MUG ( notice how i spell favourite with a u )

    • @Dexhi
      @Dexhi Před 7 lety +1

      philseyelash DUDE I THOUGHT THE HOUSE HIPPO COMMERCIAL WAS ONLY IN MY AREA

    • @Fuar11
      @Fuar11 Před 6 lety

      That was the SHIT!

    • @globalactionsportnetwork9105
      @globalactionsportnetwork9105 Před 6 lety

      Same I did a science project on them. No wonder why I got and F

    • @williambidgood7373
      @williambidgood7373 Před 6 lety

      I was terrified of them cause the commercial said they could be quite ferocious

    • @All1shaR1v3ra
      @All1shaR1v3ra Před 6 lety

      philseyelash yes favourite with a u. I also spell colour with a u

  • @juicespicer3793
    @juicespicer3793 Před 4 lety +118

    The gravy wasn’t hot enough to melt my cheese curds
    Me too

    • @gladiator_117
      @gladiator_117 Před 3 lety +1

      If that ever happens to you you must find that person and sue them
      Because it’s to illegal not to

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Před rokem

      That’s going in the book of little upsets.

  • @Marshal_Dunnik
    @Marshal_Dunnik Před 4 lety +22

    Who else sung along when the Sleep Country Canada ditty came on

  • @celinejahan5471
    @celinejahan5471 Před 7 lety +442

    I feel sorry for the last kid don't judge me

    • @aerialpunk
      @aerialpunk Před 7 lety +4

      I know, right? When he said that bit about the gravy, I was like, "Yeah, that would be pretty bad" lol

    • @jessicamoore4798
      @jessicamoore4798 Před 7 lety +1

      The struggle is real!

    • @mattgibson7040
      @mattgibson7040 Před 7 lety +8

      Celine Jahan the ultimate Canadian struggle

    • @McSquiddington
      @McSquiddington Před 7 lety +19

      Unmelted cheese curds is a CRIME.

    • @sebasdola
      @sebasdola Před 7 lety

      Cheese curds aren't supposed to melt. They should be warm, but maintain their structure to remain squeaky. Whoever wrote the joke isn't from Quebec or has very limited poutine knowledge.

  • @MentalMMManiac
    @MentalMMManiac Před 8 lety +415

    The house hippo was my shit, I thought it was real for so long

  • @m_g6659
    @m_g6659 Před 4 lety +69

    that's a real french-Canadian way to say poutine and i don't want Americans to think that's how we all say it.

    • @TheMatlemon
      @TheMatlemon Před 4 lety +4

      English are incapable of saying poutine right

    • @makealbertaamerican4889
      @makealbertaamerican4889 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheMatlemon racist fck!!!

    • @TheMatlemon
      @TheMatlemon Před 4 lety +3

      @@makealbertaamerican4889 What? There is nothing racist at all, I love the european diversity of Canada ;)

    • @makealbertaamerican4889
      @makealbertaamerican4889 Před 4 lety

      @@TheMatlemon LISTEN UP!! CANADA DOESN'T HAVE EUROPEAN WHATEVER! WE ARE NOTHING LIKE EUROPE!! DONT COMPARE CANADA WITH EUROPE! CANADA ISNT IN THE CONTINENT OF EUROPE. WE ARE IN THE CONTINENT OF NORTH AMERICA!! 😠😠😠
      (I'm very protective of my country 😐)

    • @makealbertaamerican4889
      @makealbertaamerican4889 Před 4 lety

      @@TheMatlemon I think you hate English speaking people!!

  • @swordinthestone2261
    @swordinthestone2261 Před 4 lety +43

    Why am I watching this I am Canadian
    Well actually they aren't wrong

  • @Timo3timo
    @Timo3timo Před 8 lety +260

    the second T in Toronto is silent

    • @YoshiGamerPro
      @YoshiGamerPro Před 8 lety +7

      not everyone says it like that

    • @gilesreambonanza2863
      @gilesreambonanza2863 Před 8 lety +41

      +Nic everyone in Torono does

    • @YoshiGamerPro
      @YoshiGamerPro Před 8 lety

      +Nomans tree six six how do you know lol

    • @gilesreambonanza2863
      @gilesreambonanza2863 Před 8 lety +11

      +Nic I live in Scarborough

    • @grahamrigs
      @grahamrigs Před 8 lety +3

      You just made me say toronto like twenty times. I think I don't say the second t discreetly, but a hint of it is there. It's weird to describe but there's a little sharpness there. Winnipeg.

  • @TheoZaHero
    @TheoZaHero Před 8 lety +85

    Happy Canada Day from your American buddy who's a big fan of Canada. ❤️🇨🇦❤️

  • @goofyboi7061
    @goofyboi7061 Před 4 lety +204

    Bud u barely said anything about tim hortons and that pretty much 99% of our culture

    • @mjmcadam7490
      @mjmcadam7490 Před 4 lety

      Yes

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 Před 4 lety +4

      He should say sorry for it at least a dozen times.

    • @kaelanklessens4964
      @kaelanklessens4964 Před 4 lety +2

      The amount I’ve had Tim’s and said "eh" in the last week can confirm we Canadians are stereotypical weather we know/ like it or not 😂😂

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 Před 4 lety +1

      Wyatt Who cares about the vegan burgers? All most people go there for is the donuts anyways

    • @makealbertaamerican4889
      @makealbertaamerican4889 Před 4 lety +2

      @@justseffstuff3308 It's doughnuts not donuts

  • @Exluto
    @Exluto Před 4 lety

    Hahaha I haven't seen the house hippo ad in so long, instantly brought back childhood memories.

  • @raccoon2899
    @raccoon2899 Před 8 lety +104

    idk if it's a common Canadian thing but instead of saying to toss or pass something I say sauce (yes because of hockey) ex: hey bud, sauce me the ketchup.

  • @jakehawkinsmusic
    @jakehawkinsmusic Před 5 lety +216

    Just realized Wisconsin, Minnesota, and North Dakota are more Canadian than they are American

    • @allisonbilbey1948
      @allisonbilbey1948 Před 5 lety +12

      And Michigan (especially northern Michigan where I’m from omg)

    • @justarandomfan2421
      @justarandomfan2421 Před 5 lety

      damn true

    • @MaximRecoil
      @MaximRecoil Před 5 lety +7

      @Alexandra Balla The northernmost parts of Maine, such as Fort Kent, might as well be Canada. Central Maine, where I'm from, is nothing like Canada. Southern Maine might as well be Massachusetts.

    • @kelseystrang8442
      @kelseystrang8442 Před 5 lety +1

      Jacob Hawkins as a Minnesotan, I agree

    • @michellepablico5203
      @michellepablico5203 Před 5 lety +2

      Wait, I've always thought Minnesota was in Canada

  • @TinyVA
    @TinyVA Před 4 lety +1

    Omg i loved those commercials as a kid while watching The Littlest Hobo!

  • @Raven_inator
    @Raven_inator Před 3 lety

    sleep country canada has been stuck in my head for years so glad im not the only canadian with that experience

  • @PieLord7
    @PieLord7 Před 8 lety +253

    You missed Tim's!!!!!

    • @loreskore1557
      @loreskore1557 Před 8 lety +1

      I KNOW .... I am eating a vanilla dip right now 😂👏🏿

    • @Sherbert12
      @Sherbert12 Před 8 lety +13

      There was the Timbit part

    • @Dania.q
      @Dania.q Před 8 lety +4

      They also mentioned a double double

    • @vanshj1013
      @vanshj1013 Před 8 lety

      Why do you have my profile picture?

    • @PieLord7
      @PieLord7 Před 8 lety +1

      Vansh J Why are you under age?

  • @squidwardtennisballs126
    @squidwardtennisballs126 Před 6 lety +300

    I felt bad for the kid d with the poutine because that happens to me

    • @rosegyrose7714
      @rosegyrose7714 Před 6 lety +9

      Iam DaRkNeSs I almost cried on behalf of that kid

    • @joemcpoulet4150
      @joemcpoulet4150 Před 5 lety +6

      Sir Mudkip where I'm from the cheese is not supposed to be melted. Your gravy is supposed to be just the right temperature so that the cheese is still a bit firm but just enough so that you can feel the pieces.

    • @ShyGal_Lilly
      @ShyGal_Lilly Před 5 lety +1

      mc donald's poutine is like that

    • @91lilfrozone23
      @91lilfrozone23 Před 5 lety +4

      McDonald's poutine is a travesty!

    • @oliverg3184
      @oliverg3184 Před 5 lety +2

      Eww where do u get ur poutine

  • @danikaboyko6496
    @danikaboyko6496 Před 4 lety +54

    They keep using 'eh' wrong. Let me explain: 'eh' literally mean 'hey' but with the 'h' dropped. I.E 'So you're coming, eh?' It's really simple and it's my biggest pet peeve when people use it wrong.

    • @GB-pj2gm
      @GB-pj2gm Před 4 lety +25

      I feel it's like saying "right?" It's confirmation.

    • @xman9354
      @xman9354 Před 4 lety +11

      the weather's good, eh?

    • @xman9354
      @xman9354 Před 4 lety +2

      that's how you use it

    • @xman9354
      @xman9354 Před 4 lety +1

      but eh, what's up works too

    • @yaryaralmc96
      @yaryaralmc96 Před 4 lety +6

      Or you can use it as a replacement for "ya know?"

  • @agatone7244
    @agatone7244 Před 4 lety +17

    Step 1: learn Swedish
    Step 2: use your swedish and discover that you ”Kan-nada”

  • @notadog6229
    @notadog6229 Před 8 lety +139

    Have a awesome fun Canadian day 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Greetings from the U.S.A 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @ifhtfilms
      @ifhtfilms  Před 8 lety +21

      Have an awesome 4th of July! Shoot off some fireworks for us!

    • @6thelem582
      @6thelem582 Před 8 lety +20

      And some guns too..

    • @berzerktroll7623
      @berzerktroll7623 Před 8 lety

      +6thElement What's that suppose to mean lol?

    • @rowanhodges2651
      @rowanhodges2651 Před 8 lety

      +IFHT I just found this channel... And it is incredible!

    • @Emily-wh2lz
      @Emily-wh2lz Před 8 lety

      Yasss I'm wearing my Canada shirt today! Go Canada!

  • @brendancross2767
    @brendancross2767 Před 6 lety +286

    You didn't say sorry very much

    • @oliverg3184
      @oliverg3184 Před 5 lety +18

      I'm sorry but we don't really say sorry too much but please forgive us if u think we do
      Eh

    • @brendancross2767
      @brendancross2767 Před 5 lety +2

      @@oliverg3184 Sorry that I had to point that out eh? Nitpicker sometimes I guess, sorry about that

    • @tonystark341
      @tonystark341 Před 5 lety +2

      You're right, sorry !

    • @AEther0238
      @AEther0238 Před 4 lety +1

      Sorry.

    • @alyssamccasey5108
      @alyssamccasey5108 Před 4 lety

      That’s because we’re all Canadian and it just goes without saying. Sorry for the inconvenience though, eh?

  • @livelyyy2400
    @livelyyy2400 Před 4 lety +4

    The “sorry” in 5:00 was SPOT ON! Lol

    • @ket451
      @ket451 Před 4 lety +1

      I didn't even hear that. I'm just used to hearing it so it's just speech for me, eh?

  • @Hyperstar5
    @Hyperstar5 Před 4 lety

    why was this recommenced to me just now? this is truly amazing

  • @HockeyVault
    @HockeyVault Před 8 lety +24

    As a Canadian, the accuracy of this is incredible. They should use this video for educational purposes to teach other countries about Canada.

  • @dylantus536
    @dylantus536 Před 8 lety +115

    Loving the new logo
    And not having 3 month breaks between videos

  • @jeaniejung3758
    @jeaniejung3758 Před 4 lety

    This is very educational. Thanks for sharing!

  • @carlbole2142
    @carlbole2142 Před 4 lety

    ice fishing,snowmobiling,quading, curling, winter golf and swampskimming(sandy lake)

  • @drifted4760
    @drifted4760 Před 7 lety +24

    I LOVED the house hippo commercials!

  • @OMGitsfirefox
    @OMGitsfirefox Před 8 lety +443

    I can't stop watching this. Thanks for the vid there, buddy.

  • @user-xd6vu1md5f
    @user-xd6vu1md5f Před 4 lety +3

    you literally made me realize what i did wrong on my test i did today about the regions. lol

  • @emalynnbraun4526
    @emalynnbraun4526 Před 4 lety

    This is pretty darn awesome, respect

  • @bladerunner4158
    @bladerunner4158 Před 8 lety +59

    the poppy thing Is so true

    • @danielleavesley1117
      @danielleavesley1117 Před 8 lety +2

      34 years I've been wearing one I've never had a problem

    • @kyrendebrags2124
      @kyrendebrags2124 Před 8 lety

      +Daniel Leavesley same

    • @anna-michellethivierge6004
      @anna-michellethivierge6004 Před 8 lety +1

      I was taking of my winter coat once and my poppy scratched the length of my thumb. I have a little scar there now. The poppy thing made me smile

    • @lifeofaldwin
      @lifeofaldwin Před 8 lety +1

      Buy one of the ones you pin on or just put the pointy end outside your shirt :P

    • @happyhelicopter6764
      @happyhelicopter6764 Před 8 lety

      I just put a piece of an eraser on the end but if I forget to do that I just want to take it off but I don't

  • @Vanilla-Thunder
    @Vanilla-Thunder Před 6 lety +387

    Canada has subway though...

  • @maxlevi1879
    @maxlevi1879 Před 4 lety

    This is really well done

  • @jezeeljezzy208
    @jezeeljezzy208 Před 4 lety

    I moved to Canada 5 months ago and its amazing here, Canadians are so nice and cool ❤

  • @allgot1
    @allgot1 Před 8 lety +134

    Holy shit it's Berkel!

  • @JollyOldCanuck
    @JollyOldCanuck Před 7 lety +268

    They aren't joking about the health care thing, I complained to my doctor for making my pay $10 for a sling.

    • @Casey-go4ob
      @Casey-go4ob Před 6 lety +6

      And i payed 23000 dollars for spinal surgery. Canada and the US are different after all.

    • @firespiter2917
      @firespiter2917 Před 6 lety +3

      That's why you come to the UK where even the sling and crutches are free. They also let you take home any of the stuff that they would have had to have thrown away, like if they cut your Bandage with some scissors, you can have the scissors

    • @meoka2368
      @meoka2368 Před 6 lety

      Yeah, but then you have to deal with strict anti-pirating laws. I'll pay the $20 for some crutches if it keeps be out of jail for watching the latest show that's not on Netflix.

    • @firespiter2917
      @firespiter2917 Před 6 lety

      meoka2368 they care more about the people causing people to be able to pirate stuff. They generally don't care about one person unless you're distributing it

    • @MrNathan623
      @MrNathan623 Před 6 lety

      Im dead about the scissors hahaha

  • @TheBuilder06
    @TheBuilder06 Před 4 lety +80

    Tim Hortons, thats what you missed bro

    • @livelyyy2400
      @livelyyy2400 Před 4 lety

      Diego Revilla Rubiera no they put it just didn’t mention it.

    • @gabrielmyrick9856
      @gabrielmyrick9856 Před 4 lety +3

      They ate timbits

    • @xman9354
      @xman9354 Před 4 lety +2

      just eating it for 4 secs isn't enough. Tim's is our life here

    • @arctic_shadow578
      @arctic_shadow578 Před 4 lety

      @@xman9354 except now there calling the police for people in the parking lot

  • @justinbayers2526
    @justinbayers2526 Před 4 lety

    This is amazing

  • @greegeree
    @greegeree Před 7 lety +46

    dat cannabis leaf on the flag tho

  • @MyAlexVideos
    @MyAlexVideos Před 8 lety +168

    anybody else had that same pathways textbook? 😂

  • @matthewgasparin7000
    @matthewgasparin7000 Před rokem +1

    2:25 yeah that’s the same social studies textbook that I used!

  • @sharkygoalie2915
    @sharkygoalie2915 Před 4 lety

    People think we always have snow but we don't only in November-December and its really nice here in Canada.

  • @richardtaylor3331
    @richardtaylor3331 Před 8 lety +122

    Fun Fact: There are more people in California than all of Canada.

    • @24karatHAMSTER
      @24karatHAMSTER Před 8 lety +4

      Can confirm

    • @Nic-od2nz
      @Nic-od2nz Před 8 lety +29

      And I'm loving all this free space

    • @Ambir91
      @Ambir91 Před 8 lety

      Much better so, going to travel there next time #introvertvacations

    • @leodanryan966
      @leodanryan966 Před 8 lety +1

      There are more Americans in Canadia than in all of California. But I'm glad you are there!

    • @richardtaylor3331
      @richardtaylor3331 Před 8 lety +13

      Leo Ryan You want to try that again buddy because that made no sense.

  • @wesparks9814
    @wesparks9814 Před 7 lety +383

    Americans think that we drink milk from a bag but we obviously pour it into a cup first the fuck?

    • @corasimone8775
      @corasimone8775 Před 6 lety +4

      Wes Tube
      Yeah, who just drinks it right out of the bag.

    • @wesparks9814
      @wesparks9814 Před 6 lety +1

      Brooke & Cora Productions u Canadian?

    • @corasimone8775
      @corasimone8775 Před 6 lety +1

      Wes Tube
      No I'm Texan, but I lived in Canada for about two and a half years. I want to be permanently Canadian though...

    • @wesparks9814
      @wesparks9814 Před 6 lety +1

      Brooke & Cora Productions oh

    • @corasimone8775
      @corasimone8775 Před 6 lety +1

      Wes Tube I'm just kidding I am 😂😂😂

  • @helloitsteresa
    @helloitsteresa Před 4 lety

    This brought back memories I didn’t even know I had

  • @gime5323
    @gime5323 Před 4 lety +2

    Bro the North American house hippo was one of my favourite commercials

  • @kielaney
    @kielaney Před 8 lety +572

    wait, do people pronounce it "poo-tin"?? I've always said "poo-teen"

    • @kielaney
      @kielaney Před 8 lety +14

      +Alex matthew okay good because I thought I was going crazy LMAO

    • @mathieuturgeon7122
      @mathieuturgeon7122 Před 8 lety +29

      It's poutine

    • @fg6193
      @fg6193 Před 8 lety +48

      The French pronuniation is "pou-tin". The more east you head, the more common it get that it's pronounced like that in English as well.

    • @kielaney
      @kielaney Před 8 lety +10

      +Francois Girouard I'm in southern Ontario so that's probably why!

    • @fg6193
      @fg6193 Před 8 lety +4

      I'm in NB. Used to live in Gatineau and it was generally pronounced that way too. I wouldn't be surprised if it's once you hit QC and pass it.

  • @mattcarney8067
    @mattcarney8067 Před 7 lety +52

    You forgot aboot Starbucks and Tim Hortons eh?

    • @mattcarney8067
      @mattcarney8067 Před 7 lety +2

      Ps I'm a Canadian

    • @matthewsibbald8579
      @matthewsibbald8579 Před 7 lety +1

      Bud tims is fucking trash. The coffee tastes like warm dishwater. Mccy D's does the only good coffee now.

    • @stealthywhale6192
      @stealthywhale6192 Před 6 lety +3

      Never compare Starbucks to Timmies again you uncultured swine (JK)

    • @jpbabin8055
      @jpbabin8055 Před 6 lety +1

      Matt Carney Vlogs Starbucks was founded in Seattle

  • @arlssmokes7557
    @arlssmokes7557 Před 4 lety +5

    i felt that when the kid at the end said their was no gravy on his poutine

    • @Bacon-ys2xi
      @Bacon-ys2xi Před 4 lety

      No gravy on poutine is a crime against humanity
      Too many cheese curds is even worse

  • @renewedsatsuma6655
    @renewedsatsuma6655 Před 4 lety +103

    She wont be loving justin since the blackface incident eh

    • @makealbertaamerican4889
      @makealbertaamerican4889 Před 4 lety +3

      It's her problem lol 😄

    • @makealbertaamerican4889
      @makealbertaamerican4889 Před 4 lety +2

      @@rickdu705 For once I can say Justin Bieber is better looking then Justin Trudeau lol 😄

    • @niamhgreatdane
      @niamhgreatdane Před 4 lety +3

      My canadian indian boss didnt think anything wrong with it. Just snowflakes have a problem

    • @makealbertaamerican4889
      @makealbertaamerican4889 Před 4 lety +1

      @@niamhgreatdane Excuse me. Watch fcking attitude before you call me and my fellow Canadians "Snowflakes" 😠😠

    • @makealbertaamerican4889
      @makealbertaamerican4889 Před 4 lety +1

      @@niamhgreatdane It's people like you that should not have a place in Canada. Please don't disrespect my people!!!😠😠

  • @zacharygrant1829
    @zacharygrant1829 Před 5 lety +59

    I'm Canadian and I approve this message👍👍

    • @nicolesimpson3785
      @nicolesimpson3785 Před 4 lety

      You no Canadian I'm a Canadian and I say
      I approve this message

    • @davidli313
      @davidli313 Před 4 lety +1

      J’approuve c’mssage.

  • @nova-is5np
    @nova-is5np Před 7 lety +592

    I think I'm probably the only Canadian here.

  • @TheArcticSpartan
    @TheArcticSpartan Před 4 lety

    Yooo that "pathways" social studies textbook brought back memories

  • @suhopng
    @suhopng Před 4 lety

    It’s aboot time you guys!

  • @alfie5289
    @alfie5289 Před 6 lety +404

    My friend visited Canada last month and she told me that they are really pleasant to be around but they go into serious roadrages and her mother got flipped off multiple times xD is this true?

    • @lazycat3179
      @lazycat3179 Před 6 lety +19

      m0cha Yes.

    • @miriambentley2087
      @miriambentley2087 Před 6 lety +27

      How are we supposed to know what your mother went through. You should ask her if she’s lying

    • @quinnlad2938
      @quinnlad2938 Před 6 lety +57

      We are nice everywhere except on the road

    • @Jn42318
      @Jn42318 Před 6 lety +8

      m0cha yes it is

    • @penek6088
      @penek6088 Před 6 lety +15

      Maybe in Toronto

  • @sncinfinity4994
    @sncinfinity4994 Před 7 lety +177

    You missed hockey fights

    • @Persnikity-yv3nh
      @Persnikity-yv3nh Před 7 lety +13

      Rule One: Riot if you lose
      Rule Two: Riot if you win.
      BONUS: If you're in QC, you route for two teams: The Habs, and whoever's playing the Leafs xD

    • @HIJT2FAUTIKA
      @HIJT2FAUTIKA Před 7 lety

      The Jenna Pearl More like root for everyone who's playing against the bruins

    • @toribaker5860
      @toribaker5860 Před 7 lety +2

      best hockey rivalry: oilers against the flames

    • @HIJT2FAUTIKA
      @HIJT2FAUTIKA Před 7 lety

      Victoria Baker nope

    • @rykermyram7076
      @rykermyram7076 Před 7 lety +2

      montreal-boston

  • @itisyebadger
    @itisyebadger Před 2 lety

    The prairie representation is so amazingly accurate!

  • @a4dio580
    @a4dio580 Před 4 lety +1

    I’m already in Edmonton I’ve been here for almost 10 years

  • @jcan0822
    @jcan0822 Před 5 lety +14

    ‘The states’ is something that I hear everyday.

  • @paulkhayet4589
    @paulkhayet4589 Před 8 lety +26

    Underrated channel

    • @DiscoverWithDima
      @DiscoverWithDima Před 8 lety +5

      Right? After all these years, I'm still shocked they're not at a million subs yet

    • @DozIT
      @DozIT Před 8 lety

      +DiscoverWithDima I think regular uploads would help them a lot, also I find Canadian channels don't get as famous!

    • @kenfernando7878
      @kenfernando7878 Před 8 lety

      +ReadyToGo vanoss?

    • @paulkhayet4589
      @paulkhayet4589 Před 8 lety

      Ken Fernando Justin bieber?

  • @wolf3755
    @wolf3755 Před 3 lety +1

    Understanding the metric system haft the time is the most relatable thing

  • @dashcrash1890
    @dashcrash1890 Před 5 lety +3

    0:17
    There is always next year
    Good shit Raptors

  • @rachelcarson2363
    @rachelcarson2363 Před 8 lety +29

    BODY BREAK AND SLEEP COUNTRY GET ME EVERYTIME

    • @theexperienceguy2260
      @theexperienceguy2260 Před 8 lety

      Its always the house hippo for me lol

    • @seanryan4544
      @seanryan4544 Před 8 lety

      the house hippo used to be such a big thing. everyone knows sleep country and alarm force

    • @keltieryan
      @keltieryan Před 8 lety +1

      also remember the war amps commercial where the robot got his arm cut off? scared me every time as a kid.

  • @MRrgv
    @MRrgv Před 7 lety +229

    OUR BAGGED MILK YOU FORGOT!!!!

    • @ZachJ367
      @ZachJ367 Před 7 lety +16

      Sorry dude, but bagged milk isn't worth mentioning when it's only in onrario and very few other places

    • @david_tran03
      @david_tran03 Před 7 lety +3

      MRrgv we have here in Quebec...

    • @RyRo2
      @RyRo2 Před 7 lety +6

      Wait wait wait. Bagged milk is only in Ontario?????

    • @Namayee
      @Namayee Před 7 lety +4

      Bagged milks are in Québec & NB lol

    • @grapefruit03
      @grapefruit03 Před 7 lety +2

      Wouldn't the milk spill out of the bag when you open it????

  • @i_am_Emmet
    @i_am_Emmet Před 3 lety

    2:26 I have that exact book for my social studies class.

  • @drewschieman1741
    @drewschieman1741 Před 4 lety +1

    Watching this on Canada day in 2020 😤🥳🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @maritzasnyman8142
      @maritzasnyman8142 Před 4 lety

      Plus Canada day was amazing as usual did you see the big firework show? 🇨🇦

    • @jordanabendroth5568
      @jordanabendroth5568 Před 4 lety +1

      Happy late Canada Day from your neighbors down south!

  • @JackBauerDev
    @JackBauerDev Před 8 lety +98

    How long has Tim Hortons been prime minister for?

    • @FurballHero
      @FurballHero Před 8 lety +6

      Just got elected, he's a feminist too.. quite sad really.

    • @aaangelaaa
      @aaangelaaa Před 8 lety +11

      Since he received his honorary Double Double degree.

    • @FurballHero
      @FurballHero Před 8 lety +1

      Angela Bi He finally got it? is that with milk or cream? And a minor in Boston Cream no?

    • @aaangelaaa
      @aaangelaaa Před 8 lety

      Yeah I think so, the newspapers also mentioned something about a Chocolate Chill doctorate too. Wow, Hortons is a great prime minister, isn't he? Also, what are your thoughts on the cafe Justin Trudeaus? Don't they serve great Cabinet Gender Equality?

    • @FurballHero
      @FurballHero Před 8 lety

      I disagree actually, Mr. Sub was much better - at least he didn't throw billions of timbits willy-nilly at whoever wanted some.

  • @jimcejka4216
    @jimcejka4216 Před 8 lety +26

    I found one glaring omission...the eternal debate aboot Molson or Lablatts

    • @CDNinATL
      @CDNinATL Před 8 lety

      Ahhh yes....the eternal debate continues... lol

    • @heckler73
      @heckler73 Před 8 lety +2

      Labatt's BLUE >> Molson Canadian.

    • @kayt5622
      @kayt5622 Před 8 lety +4

      Molson, obviously

    • @hurricanefalcon1287
      @hurricanefalcon1287 Před 8 lety

      Molson. Lablatt isn't even sold where i live

    • @BB351
      @BB351 Před 8 lety

      Molson ICE...or Molson Bourbon infused...or ....never mind...

  • @lillianpauca9530
    @lillianpauca9530 Před 4 lety +1

    " and we are going to file A FORMAL COMPLAINT"
    LMAOOOO

  • @generallylazy1156
    @generallylazy1156 Před 4 lety +1

    I miss old Canadian tv ads, the house hippo one in particular

  • @blueyfonfeder9018
    @blueyfonfeder9018 Před 8 lety +146

    Zellers closed 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @ianmcpherson2171
    @ianmcpherson2171 Před 5 lety +20

    "DARN THE POLICE" 😂😂😂

  • @alilo821
    @alilo821 Před 4 lety

    Spot on eh

  • @TheNetherLord5240
    @TheNetherLord5240 Před rokem +1

    my school still uses that pathways socials book

  • @DuckDroid
    @DuckDroid Před 7 lety +44

    and now, Canadian french: normal french: "oui", Canadian french: "ouain". Normal french: Auto/vehicule, Canadian french: "Charr".
    its 100% clear that here in Québec, french got f*cked up.

    • @tearsnboots
      @tearsnboots Před 7 lety +6

      Tbh French changed less here than in France.
      Also char is from chariot. Notice char vs car.

    • @magicturbo9
      @magicturbo9 Před 7 lety +1

      My French Canadian partner, her family, and myself use the term ouay and sometimes slur that into w-ay

  • @twoponypals1504
    @twoponypals1504 Před 8 lety +50

    0:07 YAY OILERS!
    also Americans don't know what they are missing. Ketchup chips.

  • @cringefest6368
    @cringefest6368 Před 4 lety

    Lol my dad lives in Yellowknife (the north west territory’s) and that moose in the snows so funny lol

  • @patissiereboom6316
    @patissiereboom6316 Před 4 lety +9

    Oooook. They great majority of these are true, but some are false. We DO have subway. We DO have bacon. OK?!