How To Be A College Student
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"due tomorrow? Do tomorow!" - best line ever xD
Kenza Merah that’s my computer background
Kenza Merah hahaha
Come in early and do your 3 pages of homework In class
The real reply is "if tommorow is not the due date then today is not the do day"
First semester I tried really hard. 2nd semester I didn't care anymore
I laughed too hard at the "counter-pamphlet" part. I need to try that now.
Patrick Dempsey IKR! I think I'm gonna have to design an amusing "anti-pamphlets" pamphlet.
They forgot the 5th one,straight up walking past them or brush their hand off you lol.
@@tllt4765
They forgot having random seizures once given one.
@@leviphilippines5588 it's the only right way to receive a pamphlet
and Canadian
That girl still looked ok in the sweatpants/hoodie look. When I try that, I look homeless.
Hahahahhh
Samee
I look like a foreign terrorist trying to look normal
When I try that I become homeless
@@btdpro752 is it just me or is this weirdly specific?
this video is probably still accurate by today's standards tbh
You mean 2.5 years later? Yeah, what a shocker.
Yeah exactly!
lol
2019 still pretty accurate
What does step 26 mean lol
Watching this as im supposed to be studying....
+MessedUpGaming Same. I should rectify that by studying. 'Ooooh they just uploaded!' *clicks on new video*
+MessedUpGaming Speech in three hours. Still haven't started. Hoping for solid winging skills.
MessedUpGaming b bb
Congratulations you just completed step 13 👍🏽
Yo how did you do now after 2years
I lost it at counter pamphlet.. lmao
1000 like
Does anyone know where to get a pamphlet for the counter-pamphlet manoeuvre?
from the phamplet people
just take like 10.
those christians. take 30.
Go to a pointless club, say you'll consider, take ALL the pamphlets and only ever use one in the "Counter-Pamphlet Manoeuvre" because you like to waste space in your drawers.
You take someone else's pamphlet and then give it to them
robsab20 just grab some brochures next time you stop at a rest area
How to be a college student... begin by acquiring a bunch of debt that you will likely never pay off.
Then tell everyone about it and complain.. Though you made the choice haha.
Wise Owl haha not for me I live in Canada so it's maybe 6k a year and I already got the first year covered in scholarships and enough money from my job for the second year and I haven't even started
Ryan Ward lol
Tharun Sonti lol
This is a Canadian video, that's why it wasn't included.
I gotta try that counter pamphlet maneuver.
Its genius
alternatively, you could try the "i got it already thanks"
the surprise attack XD
Kikyo4815 for real though 😒
Me too
I just realized I'm the philosophy major working at McDonald's
update: I no longer work at McDonalds.
ASAP SCOTTY Graduated up to Pizza Hut have ye?
I'm just grateful that you took the time to reply to that outdated comment.
Inebriated Individual bahahahahaha 😂 omg
Thinking of doing philosophy at uni, currently work at McDonald’s 😂😂
"Say no to protests."
Now this is a cause I can get behind.
Hell yeah, me too
This channel's like CollegeHumor... Except not bad
It's like College Humor when they were good
Hey, I like CH!
CollegeHumor... ironic 😂
KauBïf college humor is bad I rarely find a good video
Look at the likes
under water basket weaving is my major
+lukassnakeman Pleb. It's my specialist.
100 like
lukassnakeman I'm majoring in basket arts with a concentration in underwater basket weaving. I'd love to talk to you some time 😂
Under water sewing is my major
lukassnakeman I’m also taking a course in going to bed early
forgot step: Unknowingly taking classes with the worst professors
I WISH I KNEW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO
This channel is like Buzzfeed, but not total cancer.
50% cancer
+rock'n'roll nahh 1%
My plan for this semester: Stock up on pamphlets from pamphlet people to use later in a counter-pamphet maneuver against pamphlet people.
NEXT ONE SHOULD BE HOW TO BE A HIGHSCHOOL STUDENT
How to be a preschool student! Pick your nose and poop your pants during nap time!
***** u gonna make that kid cries
LMAO stay away from drugs, you will be set.
***** XD your profile pic goes with this comment
IFHT This video pretty much sums up being a highschool student.
Well u missed the "smoke a ton of pot" Part.
+Darius Savory Nope, definitely didn't miss the shrooms part.
matthheo that woukd fall under hippy
UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING :D I cant stop laughing
That's a legit class at my college, along with beekeeping and ninjas
@@awsomeposom674 Cool what college do you go to.
Pam Burke Rochester Institute of Technology
@@awsomeposom674 Cool. I know its meant to be a joke, but underwater basket weaving actually sounds fun.
@@awsomeposom674 Rochester NY? The 5th biggest city in NY right? Considering going to a college there
Counter pamphlet? GENIUS
Q: "Why I took Engineering course in German?"
A: "Too young, too dumb to realise..."
I feel you there. I pretty much did the same
+SilentMover95 I'm a German and even I wouldn't take an Engineering course in German.
theponsway Na ja, es ist wirklich nicht ganz so schlimm. Ich habe mich daran gewöhnt.
Und dein Deutsch ist gut :)
theponsway Danke!
"Vow never to procrastinate. Then procrastinate!" The first time I ever saw this video I was a stupid, naive highschool student in ny 2nd last year. I thought I'd never pull this shit.
Now after a year of uni, this...This is so true.
how are you doing now?
i literally procrastinated by watching this video...
I watched this a bunch of times years ago back in high school. Now I'm in college and to my surprise, everything is accurate.
me: finishes assignment*
my printer: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career
Always keep a condom in your wallet. I did at the beginning of last year, and guess what: it's still there.
Hands of Cinderblock it’s 3 years later.... is it still there?
Yeah i would also like to know
Hands of Cinderblock buddy do you still have the condom??¿¿
Yessssss I hate those people who say they had a bad exam and later they've got 90+ marks. *damn pissed off*
VoyagerDisk well good a bad is about the person if that person gets like a 80 and they usually get like 95 to that person it will feel bad
I got 29/30 I hate it. It's so annoying just because I forgot the discriminant must be positive. Tje question didn't even say real roots. It can be a complex root, but ipno one else knows that except me till now.....
That's me lol
That's my hobby .
One of my friends got so pissed after I told I think I failed French and then proceeded to get 98% ,he told me , my exam paper is more popular than I am xD
After everyone is class was asking for it
I then proceeded to rub his 42% in his his face and said my shit was more popular then he was .
Ahh good times ....
That philosophy major joke hurt, speaking as the president of my community college's philosophy club. Also, I laughed harder at the fact that the celibacy club was serving hot dogs than I should have.
President of my Philosophy club in highschool!
Elfos64 I would laugh but I'm about to be an anthropology major so....
You forgot one type of college student. The "Person who never leaves their room unless they have to go to class".
Guess what type of student I'm going to be?
spending massive amount of money for parking sticker then never finding a parking spot -.-
so true.
^^^ YES!!! -.-
I did't buy the sticker. Got parking tickets instead.
@@mariposa9506 lol you probably just eventually payed them the same amount
@@jonathandeakins5645 I think you're right lol
“Due tomorrow, do tomorrow.” Me just about every day
Make sure to sob every day before, during, and after class. Sobbing reminds you how much you may or may not regret going to college 😊
SPhantom94 What's sobbing?
+Samy ELrandom crying really hard
You forgot "going to class and realizing you have to teach yourself the entire semester"
I actually took Vampire Studies at my school! I also took Magic & Witchcraft. I'm not kidding.
no There are many weird classes you can take in college, I took an Internet Meme and Anime class before just to raise my GPA.
+Donny Donster those professors must have interesting lives
no is your school near winterhold by any chance?
Lol what school is that?
How'd you get into Hogwarts?
DAS MAH SHIRT!!!!
First reply in 4 years
2nd
3rd
Watching this as I'm not in college and not getting to experience anything (no matter how awful it may be) really makes me feel alone.
Sebizzar same!!
College makes me feel alone. Lol
Eh. These experiences usually come at a price. Once you leave college, you get a shiny piece of paper and all those experiences in exchange for several thousand dollars in student loan debt.
You shouldn't go to college "for the experience". You can go have whatever you believe the ideal college experience is without going to college. Parties, hooking up, making friends, living away from your parents (I think that's what you mean, I apologise if I misinterpreted). All of that can be done literally anywhere else and at any time of your life.
If you are able to go to college and you decide to go, focus on getting an education, not on the "college experience". If you don't need to go to college for whatever occupation you're planning to have, don't even worry about it. You're not missing out on any more fun than your typical college student is. Only difference is that we have to study more and have to pay a crap ton of money to get though the whole thing. At least you'll be debt free.
Edit: a typo
Same
Freshman year of college as led me to fail my first class ever and have a mental breakdown that was only treatable with a few glasses of wine. Have fun upcoming college students, it only gets worse from here.
Wine? Now that's the answer. Let me just get some ;)
Pls tell me its better than high school....
Classes are harder but people care less, so the social scene isn't as bad.
Yes, I do love a good glass of wine :)
+DanceDiva234 I'm in 12th grade and dose it really get worse than high school? Cause I'm already attempting.
The all nighter, charity events for free food and no life ........ so.... fucking...accurate...
New vid! A complete back-to-school guide on How to be a College Student!
i dropped the like as soon as it got to the part of being that guy after a test. FUCK THAT GUY
those ho's ain't loyal
You forgot abandoning your friends
How to be a canadian
I'm pretty sure they covered that in shit Canadians say
I come back to this video every summer the day before classes. It is unreal how each year I watch this video it becomes more and more relate-able.
Bruh I'm a senior in high school and I've pulled so many all nighters already 😪
It gets worse lol
Bruh I'm in 8th grade and pulled way to many, school it so much harder than it used to be.
Noah Melville meh.I just copy at all my tests.So far so good.
I just started 8th grade a month ago, i dont know what your school's like but wow that must be exhausting. Stay strong lol
It really does get worse
OMG the coffee chick... That's literally every kid these days. That tone, that attitude... everything about her is modern.... It upsets me.
I really fucking hate people (most of the time it's white women) that talk like that.
I concur.... Um.... Toast... Interesting name. :p
+MrGamerman001 indeed my man, indeed.
+MrGamerman001 I hate people like that but I also hate people who degrade people younger than them assuming they are like that :)
I'm 'a kid'. I don't even drink coffee because I don't like it and I don't want to acquire the taste and develop the addiction that so many people already have. I do the same with alcohol and smoking, I want to avoid them so I won't enjoy them.
"Step 18: Learning your room mates shower schedule so you can schedule your masterbation routine accordingly" 🍌 LMAO!!! Dying...😂
As a middle schooler this made me cry
I really love how they portray college students like in one of those sitcoms or movies.
But there is more to being a college student.
0:50 real key to success
The counter pamphlet was my favourite haha
My life right now, you nailed it guys.
I watched this video last summer and didn't believe like half of it. I just finished my first year yesterday and I can relate so much now.
Haha I go to UVIC and I have an exam tomorrow in biological psychology that I have to get 82% or higher on to pass the class. Instead i'm watching and agreeing 100% with this video.
Do tmorrow!! #rofl
I go to Uvic too 😂 I relate to this thing so much...
Sooo... Did you pass?
Step 32: Borrow money for decades to pay off.
going to university next year, glad to see i have so much to look forward to
That legible note taking things was so relatable lmoa😂😂
"The counter pamphlet" im crying
I'm gonna be a freshman this year
Thanks for telling the world. Everyone really cares about you!
Joel Panttila just saying yo but thanks appreciate it man!
DFrizzleNizzle we care. Joel is a jock.
i'm one also. hopefully neither of us get killed by the football team
How is the year going so far?
The accuracy of this video is the seriousness of this semester
Oml this was amazing and insanely accurate 😂😭
pushes piles of books out of his way and says i have 12 courses lol :)
32: Everyone is at college for a reason. It's cool if you want to party every night, but don't get ticked off if your room mate would rather just study.
33: If you are in the latter situation, do try to have fun every once and awhile. 24/7 studying may seem ideal, but you'll burn out faster than a tea light candle.
I loved watching these
you guys are AWESOME
lmao the SHADE at 0:14 hahahahahaha
That Counter Pamphlet was Epic! 😂😂
I’m going next year to college and I’m so excited!
This chanel is so awesome, I've beem watching it all day
Step 32: realize when you graduate, you still don't have a job in what you majored in
"highlight the KEY POINTS" hahahha now that was easy
when underwater basket weaving is a legit class at your college 😂
This channel is underrated to the max! It makes me wonder why CollegeHumor exists.
Take a moment at 4:51 to read the questions 🙌🏻
Piyush Gupta lmaooooo
@@in_theMoment how is that even funny
ツJEVILOGEN
Because we drank too much beer and ran out of aluminum
The protests are super accurate. Every campus has a regularly arriving, "God will shun the sluts and sinners."
Literally heard this guy say yoga pants are sinful.
I'm heading to uni this year... finally I can use this guide
Matt’s overkill shorts got the Canadian volleyball players good 😂
3:45 “say no to protest” I died
Exams are not the most stressful part of your college life but of your entire life!
This is the truest and funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Coffee talk, text books and stages of all-nighter = bang on
"Im on vampire studies" hHahahahah
Love the counter pamphlet move :D
I start in fall, low-key excited 😅
this is just so awesome
the all nighter is so well described XD
Step 2 is so accurate
*Brb gonna go design and print out a few counter pamphlets*
Just in time for the start of my sophomore year!
I love these videos
Take legible notes, you MAY need to read it later. Loool
"I haven't slept in four weeks." I feel personally attacked by this relatable content
the counter pamphlet sounds pretty awesome!
After 8 years of doing my bachelor's, this pretty much sums it up !!
4:01 Wait what does this mean?
I've seen that homeless/student guy out at the campus.He stole my order at McDonald's.
4pm . i just woke up. first thing I see summs up my life.
Great timing just started college
This was really fucking awesome and accurate
“i was painting a picture of you, go back to bed.”
-Weird Roommate, August 21, 2014
Love the surprise pamphlet
I have missed everything . . EVERYTHING
As a Finnish Person this is just what i think american college is!
Except for the fact that's it's a Canadian University in the video!
whats the differens
Arttu Ylitalo It's Canadian, not American...
Whats Finnish college like? Is it boring as hell
In finland we have
Alakoulu 1-6 classes
Yläkoulu 7-9
Lukio/ammattikoulu
AND ITS ALL FREE
When your at the last quiz of the quiz and you hear someone saying
*"I SLEPT 9 HOURS LAST NIGHT*
you guys deserve more subs
This is the best video I've ever seen