U.S. Bans Russian Gas, Zelenskyy Stands Against Putin: Late Night's News of the Week

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Komentáře • 290

  • @S.Pociecha
    @S.Pociecha Před 2 lety +56

    Seth is enduring some long walks this week, and the way he manages to land something anyway is completely adorable. 💘

    • @7thMack
      @7thMack Před 2 lety +1

      Sounds like somebody has a little crush. 😍 (Speaking of adorable.)

    • @jo18533
      @jo18533 Před 2 lety +1

      I will pray for you.

  • @tonyarichards5430
    @tonyarichards5430 Před 2 lety +24

    I’ll never get tired of hearing ‘former’ president.
    He’ll never hold office again.
    Absolutely fucking never again.

    • @samuelcuero4149
      @samuelcuero4149 Před 2 lety +4

      Let's hope, Russian bots are on overtime pushing for Trump. If he does win I'll just accept the demise of Democracy in the world.

    • @peterverdera8759
      @peterverdera8759 Před 2 lety +1

      Wait didn't Ukraine get invaded under Biden, yet people still are obsessed about trump?

    • @ranaway9307
      @ranaway9307 Před 2 lety

      YOU WILL EAT THOSE WORDS !!!!

    • @KenH60109
      @KenH60109 Před 2 lety

      Yeah but Trump kinda caused the invasion. Trump pacified Russia instead of becomings friends with them.

  • @xelasomar4614
    @xelasomar4614 Před 2 lety +14

    The US *EXPORTED* $140 million of oil. From 3/21 - 1/22. The oil companies play the market and they set the price to their benefit and political advantages. The president has no say in what private companies do.

    • @dougrobinson5830
      @dougrobinson5830 Před 2 lety +6

      I have been screaming that to family and friends for weeks.

    • @RubbishFPS
      @RubbishFPS Před 2 lety +6

      They will never understand that. Its far easier to blame someone they are supposed to hate. Much more convenient and self serving.

  • @zoltore23
    @zoltore23 Před 2 lety +98

    “Patriotism means to stand by the country, not by the President”
    Theodore Roosevelt

    • @victormendoza871
      @victormendoza871 Před 2 lety +4

      Too bad almost half of us are actually living in an alternate reality

    • @Grappapappa
      @Grappapappa Před 2 lety +3

      "Don't trust Russia", Kalle from Finland.

    • @Grappapappa
      @Grappapappa Před 2 lety

      @Wicked Lester He will!

    • @Grappapappa
      @Grappapappa Před 2 lety

      @Wicked Lester He will.

    • @MamaLeahRocksIt
      @MamaLeahRocksIt Před 2 lety +2

      @Wicked Lester Why won't he be around much longer? Y'all planning another coup?

  • @pityparty9955
    @pityparty9955 Před 2 lety +10

    Seth’s impish smile wins me every time.

  • @susantunbridge4612
    @susantunbridge4612 Před 2 lety +66

    Seth is such a good comedian. I hope that someday he gets to interview Pres. Zelenskiy.

    • @Itosalix
      @Itosalix Před 2 lety +4

      You mean Meth.

    • @feeaghu7o880
      @feeaghu7o880 Před 2 lety +1

      Zelensky is not the first Jewish fascist...as there were 150.000 Jews in the Nazi Wehrmacht...and Hitler's driver was Jewish, too. 😏

    • @Oooo-bi7bi
      @Oooo-bi7bi Před 2 lety +1

      He’s hilarious . Would like to see him doing stand up. Miles more entertaining than anyone on British TV. It’s the only thing I thank trump for. If it wasn’t for his s**t show I would never have looked over the Atlantic. 🇬🇧

    • @Oooo-bi7bi
      @Oooo-bi7bi Před 2 lety +1

      @PAUL RICCA Pleased to read I’ve made you laugh. Have a good day Paul. 🇬🇧

    • @Oooo-bi7bi
      @Oooo-bi7bi Před 2 lety +1

      @PAUL RICCA it means jam sandwich. Fruit preserve on bread. Sending love and faerie hugs.

  • @CharlieOhGabriel
    @CharlieOhGabriel Před 2 lety +10

    That McConnell impression is coming along nicely! - Pacino + McConnell, and you got yourself a show!

  • @paulpvhl1930
    @paulpvhl1930 Před 2 lety +8

    I have to say, I loved Seth's WWE impression. Perfect.

  • @VanisleGirl1961
    @VanisleGirl1961 Před 2 lety +19

    Seth, you are the best. I can't imagine getting through this madness without your humor. "Not now," right!?

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope Před 2 lety +1

      my name is also Seth and I like to choose to believe all the lovely things people are saying about Seth Meyers are really about me lol so I appreciate your kindness

    • @tonyarichards5430
      @tonyarichards5430 Před 2 lety +1

      Seth Meyers Rules All Late Night Bar None

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope Před 2 lety

      @@tonyarichards5430 no late night host is qualified to rule anything, let's be honest with ourselves lol

    • @tonyarichards5430
      @tonyarichards5430 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sethescope He absolutely does.

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope Před 2 lety

      @@tonyarichards5430 I think you misread my comment. I was making a joke :) also, if you reread what I wrote, you'll see I didn't say anything about which late night host is my favorite, much less which one is the "best," especially because someone's favorite type of comedy is very much a personal preference and is very very rarely a reflection of what is objectively better or funnier.

  • @laviathon10
    @laviathon10 Před 2 lety +6

    Was really hoping the Alexander Graham Bell joke was gonna be something like, "Hello. I'm calling about your carriage's extended warranty..."

    • @shayboogie3682
      @shayboogie3682 Před 2 lety

      Haaaa! I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂

  • @MadScientistCinema
    @MadScientistCinema Před 2 lety +4

    Meth acting out the audience readings the shirt is the best impression I’ve seen all knight!

  • @izzybeth
    @izzybeth Před 2 lety +8

    saw the best punchline on twitter for the Irish truck and the Russian embassy: it was carrying Catholic church supplies, so it's an ecumenical matter.

  • @NWPaul72
    @NWPaul72 Před 2 lety +4

    You really are my favorite place to get the news. I mean, that's sad, but thank you.

  • @annmackay5786
    @annmackay5786 Před 2 lety +34

    I love your show. Thank you for helping me shake some of the stress with laughter.

  • @juliapriest8331
    @juliapriest8331 Před 2 lety +22

    Mitch needs to spend a day or two at a public school where they have free lunch and nutrition programs. A hungry kid cannot learn. Chances are they also have more issues in their home life than just hunger. Inability to focus on learning just perpetuates the poverty cycle. (But I'm sure he knows that.)

    • @lawrencelampke6007
      @lawrencelampke6007 Před 2 lety +7

      Mitch wants to keep them uneducated; they're future republican voters

    • @thecensae
      @thecensae Před 2 lety +4

      If you keep the people stupid it's easier to stay in power

    • @Nhfilz
      @Nhfilz Před 2 lety +2

      Knowing is different than caring

  • @erinlong6338
    @erinlong6338 Před 2 lety +5

    I loved your Lindsey Graham impression this week. The one with China written on the boot. Please work in more, it was hilarious!

  • @FredRedFrred
    @FredRedFrred Před 2 lety +4

    I think Seth Myers is better than SNL...by a long shot. I hope he is active for a LONG time.

  • @bialek.online
    @bialek.online Před 2 lety +2

    I laughed way too hard at "representative", feels awkward to laugh out loud being alone by yourself

  • @amyramler4866
    @amyramler4866 Před 2 lety +10

    Love when Seth breaks from the cue cards… or does he? Maybe the breaking from the cue cards is on the cue cards?

  • @danieltaylor9459
    @danieltaylor9459 Před 2 lety +3

    I call shenanigans
    I bet those famous first words from Bell were “u up?”

  • @sharongarrett4356
    @sharongarrett4356 Před 2 lety +46

    Seth making fun of the live audience's slow uptake warms my heart. Love this show.

    • @FreeGaza.Laurie
      @FreeGaza.Laurie Před 2 lety

      I felt he was talking to me because it took me the same time and all to get the joke. I was like what’s wrong, so I’m laughing so much 😂❤️🇨🇦

    • @sharongarrett4356
      @sharongarrett4356 Před 2 lety

      @PAUL RICCA Good luck to you, Paul.

  • @Hunting4truth
    @Hunting4truth Před 2 lety +5

    7:08 even after all that the best part is that Seth didnt quite stick the landing with the attempted Accent.... I heard you trying ;)

  • @jonathanmccoll4512
    @jonathanmccoll4512 Před 2 lety +39

    Follow-up to the Irish lorry driver who ruined the gates of the Russian embassy in Dublin: the Gardaí placed a police car in front of the gates for security. The car has the usual Battenberg pattern of blue and yellow squares.

  • @professorsypher6174
    @professorsypher6174 Před 2 lety +6

    It never fails that part of my brain thinks I'm psychic every time I watch a weekly recap of some sort... it's just like, this is a new video, but I remember this content verbatim! I knew it!

  • @drewlovelyhell4892
    @drewlovelyhell4892 Před 2 lety +1

    From now on, I will always refer to him as Meth Meyers.
    Great monologue, Meth!

  • @caliscribe2120
    @caliscribe2120 Před 2 lety +3

    Seth went pretty quickly to the Irish whiskey punchline. I'm Irish-American and I only overdrink mai-tais.

  • @rebeccarozen722
    @rebeccarozen722 Před 2 lety +2

    It did crush. Still laughing ten minutes on.

  • @Dai_Abdurrahman
    @Dai_Abdurrahman Před 2 lety +1

    Danke dir

  • @lbn722
    @lbn722 Před 2 lety +2

    Just dropping in to request some more jokes about Lindsey’s Mee-maw.

  • @kaberle7
    @kaberle7 Před 2 lety

    Dididttit!! I talk like this all the time! Love you Seth for being human!!! Meth Meyers for President!

  • @robertkukla591
    @robertkukla591 Před 2 lety +2

    I love that you had laughing horse from disenchantment in your audience.

    • @MamaLeahRocksIt
      @MamaLeahRocksIt Před 2 lety +1

      I heard that, and thought the same damn thing! 🤣

  • @theterrifictomato2889
    @theterrifictomato2889 Před 2 lety +17

    Seth has the ability to make the world's worst jokes and phrases funny.

  • @olympic-gradelurker
    @olympic-gradelurker Před 2 lety +16

    Find it funny how a bunch of people who are not required to be vaccinated in order to work all seem to want to hug Ted Cruz

  • @dirtyoldbeemer_9817
    @dirtyoldbeemer_9817 Před 2 lety

    John Oliver wants his mountain dew Code Red joke back.

  • @dudeomfgstfux
    @dudeomfgstfux Před 2 lety

    Wait this is great! I love seeing all the monologue videos at once, its easier to find haha

  • @nighthawknina86
    @nighthawknina86 Před 2 lety

    the "did it" sounds like the beginning of the dungeon music in super mario lmfao

  • @alien2640
    @alien2640 Před 2 lety +8

    I love that almost all the "jokes of the week" are seth bantering with the audience off script

  • @BManTyler
    @BManTyler Před 2 lety +13

    I admire Joe Biden. Done well considering the trashing he's taken from the insurrectionists.

  • @michellem4287
    @michellem4287 Před 2 lety +1

    There's 2 black holes about 2 collide...maybe we can get a better timeline.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +4

    "The said he 'Di-d-d-di-did it'..."
    Adding: "B-b-b-baby you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet!"

  • @angiemono8539
    @angiemono8539 Před 2 lety +3

    Prince William also said that war like this belongs in Africa and Asia, not Europe, which is why they emphasised standing behind them. The media always ignores that when. Reporting to conceal his repeated racist comments, it's not the 1st time he's said something like this about Africa.

    • @shayboogie3682
      @shayboogie3682 Před 2 lety

      It’s sad right? But Amber Ruffin does a quick piece on this issue that is pretty funny 🤗🤗🤗

  • @Zoelis17
    @Zoelis17 Před 2 lety

    I love Seth

  • @sobohon
    @sobohon Před 2 lety

    Love this feature.

  • @fanoli_
    @fanoli_ Před 2 lety +1

    Were laugh tracks added?

  • @blankface_
    @blankface_ Před 2 lety

    Very good jokes here

  • @Chezzy79
    @Chezzy79 Před 2 lety

    Why would you ever need a newspaper to know if it's safe to go outside or not? Not only you'll have to go outside to get the newspaper, they wouldn't be delivering the newspaper in the first place if it's unsafe outside...

  • @MariaMaria-nc7ov
    @MariaMaria-nc7ov Před 2 lety +1

    My sister Anna was short-tempered as a young woman and teenager. She didn't avoid fights with my parents, especially my dad. Fortunately she left Nidzica in 1994 before anyone became interested in ruining my family's life. Luckily in 90s there was no instagram, facebook or youtube. She moved to Lublin, she travelled a lot (Europe, France, Italy, etc.). She met a valuable man with whom she fell in love. She was always naively good trusting people more than they deserved but she was lucky to meet more good people than bad. Naivety is a common trait of good people. She was a fighter and she was courageous but we were not much different. I was just hopeless romantic believing I will conquer the world with small steps. I never dreamt of big career, I was dreaming of finding place for me. Anna is still short-tempered maybe not so much as she used to be as a teenager but still. No one ruined her life because of her quick temper. Of course she is not racist, neither her nor am I. The difference between us was that she was dreaming of big family and I was dreaming of travelling and organizing cultural events. I also dreamt of being serious writer being 22. Luckily my sister Anna didn't meet Joshua Bell. She became a wonderful human being because life circumstances helped her grow and shine. It is all about how treat each other. I tried to conquer my small world and I failed. Not because I was bad or not good enough but just because I met vile people.
    Me and Anna were very similar physically before she got pregnant fourth times.

  • @kathygordon9627
    @kathygordon9627 Před 2 lety

    Awesome.

  • @CopingwithGrattitude
    @CopingwithGrattitude Před 2 lety

    I loved “representative!"

  • @X2_DACA
    @X2_DACA Před 2 lety

    6:26 was like scattin that xylophone disco instrumental song

  • @YoshimitsuBloodPedal
    @YoshimitsuBloodPedal Před 2 lety

    Do the flying spiders eat stinkbugs? Cause those things are everywhere.

  • @agentorange81
    @agentorange81 Před 2 lety +2

    Bet McConnell did the dollar on a string more than once

  • @_emory
    @_emory Před 2 lety +2

    His Mitch McConnell sounds like it hurts

  • @builtin3rixton
    @builtin3rixton Před 2 lety

    In the UK were up to over £1.70 a litre (in some places) which equates to over $10 a gallon

  • @tonyarichards5430
    @tonyarichards5430 Před 2 lety +1

    Aww, Mr Ma Bell. Thanks, dude.

  • @Bobalicious
    @Bobalicious Před 2 lety

    I am so glad I live on the West Coast.

  • @erikaswanson7072
    @erikaswanson7072 Před 2 lety

    That remix sounds like the song "Two Princes" by the Spin Doctors

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 Před 2 lety +1

    YAY! Wally’s back.

  • @preserveourpbfs7128
    @preserveourpbfs7128 Před 2 lety +2

    Ohhhhh Seth you’ve messed up big time. That tank pictured in the no fuel joke is a Ukrainian T-64, not Russian.

  • @SONLON
    @SONLON Před 2 lety

    6:25 LOL

  • @FreeGaza.Laurie
    @FreeGaza.Laurie Před 2 lety

    I laughed so much

  • @marlenesoifer7219
    @marlenesoifer7219 Před 2 lety

    Funny hugh 😄 🤣

  • @D4nnypery
    @D4nnypery Před 2 lety +2

    It was the sense of pride, we were all laughing quietly because your performances don't deserve interruption, and it was a TR*&$Ping good closer.

  • @holdenludwig_
    @holdenludwig_ Před 2 lety

    As someone who lives just north of ATL I will say people call them gyro spiders but they are everywhere here

  • @Nhfilz
    @Nhfilz Před 2 lety

    The Representative joke fell apart when you said “those famous first words” plural words and then “representative” one word. Should have gone with “Talk to a human”

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne Před 2 lety +3

    The joro spider is like a living jewel in a golden web. And all it eats is insects. Calm down, everyone

  • @Bobalicious
    @Bobalicious Před 2 lety

    When did The News become The Monologue?

  • @ESL-O.G.
    @ESL-O.G. Před 2 lety +1

    T-Mobile has the best 5g

  • @HappyHoney41
    @HappyHoney41 Před 2 lety

    Watson, come here! I need you!

  • @NITE_PINE
    @NITE_PINE Před 2 lety

    Will you guys ever bring back the Friday show?

  • @kinglion2362
    @kinglion2362 Před 2 lety

    Hey! I'm on T-Mobile. Lmao

  • @andrewhorrocks8814
    @andrewhorrocks8814 Před 2 lety

    How much are those Meth Meyers tees I want one

  • @tvdinner325
    @tvdinner325 Před 2 lety

    Gargoyle doesn't need a cell phone.

  • @rattified
    @rattified Před 2 lety

    How is this "8 hours ago" ? I watched this last night. ...like 20 hours ago

  • @jmznie
    @jmznie Před 2 lety

    Hwy now Alexander was my great grand paw... lmao

  • @MoLandavazo
    @MoLandavazo Před 2 lety

    Had to look up Quibi...

  • @orawal
    @orawal Před 2 lety

    whats the graham bell "representative" joke?

  • @axew3127
    @axew3127 Před 2 lety

    For the love of god IM SICK OF THE 15 SEC UNSKIPABLE ADS ON THESE VIDEOS

  • @omarkhan5223
    @omarkhan5223 Před 2 lety

    Is it just me or does the outro of the video sounds exactly like the cashcab theme?

  • @dar44445
    @dar44445 Před 2 lety

    Outstanding Seth !!! didididididi &
    #NotNowgorospider AhhhDorable meth meyers comedy😏😅🤣💥♥️

  • @gratefulElizabeth
    @gratefulElizabeth Před 2 lety +1

    Representative! allll day🤣☎️🤣 Didd iddd idd ititttt it😁 Love me some Meth Myers

  • @EddieLeal
    @EddieLeal Před 2 lety +3

    I realize the spider story was a joke by the host but there has been quite a bit of chatter on social media about this spider. The sizable mature adults definitely aren't going to "parachute" down from the sky en mass, like something out of a low-budget horror film.
    Instead, the ways Joros will often expand to new regions in the U.S. are rather mundane.
    It's more likely one of the spiders will hitch a ride on someone's car. Hopefully not work its was inside and cause someone to have an accident. 😉

  • @alixnight5318
    @alixnight5318 Před 2 lety

    NJ has the third best education system in the US, after MA and CT. NY isn’t even on the top 10. That joke was really stupid

  • @erinboisse104
    @erinboisse104 Před 2 lety

    this is funny

  • @geraldpaule9595
    @geraldpaule9595 Před 2 lety

    The correct joke would have been: after all Tiger Woods is known worldwide as a great putter; not the best driver though.

  • @BManTyler
    @BManTyler Před 2 lety +1

    Alexander G Bell looks like Tommy Chong.

  • @javieroliveras344
    @javieroliveras344 Před 2 lety

    Seth's getting sexier

  • @lawrenceiverson1924
    @lawrenceiverson1924 Před 2 lety

    Why all the panic about joro spiders? They don't hurt people, they eat other bugs and they're very pretty.In their home country (Japan) they're popular. Never squash a spider, you'll make it rain .

  • @daydreamer8662
    @daydreamer8662 Před 2 lety

    Nails on a chalkboard, a room full of bagpipes, Kimberly Guilfoyle speaking.
    Three things that would prompt me to commit treason and demand the death penalty. Well, actually, just the last one

  • @kevinglore8213
    @kevinglore8213 Před 2 lety

    Do the Hercil dance

  • @gxulien
    @gxulien Před 2 lety +1

    A-Ayron Rodgers.

  • @katelyns8844
    @katelyns8844 Před 2 lety

    Where does he buy his dress shirts??? They look so comfortable and stylish

  • @rebeccakumi5369
    @rebeccakumi5369 Před 2 lety

    This Quiby Joke is the SAME as the sbarro joke

  • @johnfarrow5873
    @johnfarrow5873 Před 2 lety

    Have you people heard about the size of that spider some pics of man's hand

  • @catastropheoverclock
    @catastropheoverclock Před 2 lety

    5:03 too soon? 👔💨

  • @davidallen111
    @davidallen111 Před 2 lety +1

    Mt Dew, Pitch Black, is not available in diet, and is only available at "Buffalo Wild Wings" . So I am not interested, and can not get it without traveling to another city if I was.

  • @ChooseCompassion
    @ChooseCompassion Před 2 lety

    Correction: Volodymyr pronunciation includes Volo not Vlo
    Putin is Vlad Zelenskyy is Volod
    Slava Ukraini 🙏🏼🇺🇦💛💙🌻

  • @cricketcricket91
    @cricketcricket91 Před 2 lety

    Meth is the best!

  • @ryandunno5136
    @ryandunno5136 Před 2 lety

    Is this the longest 'news' segment? lol

  • @415mission
    @415mission Před 2 lety

    extra funny tonight