U.S. Bans Russian Gas, Zelenskyy Stands Against Putin: Late Night's News of the Week
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U.S. Bans Russian Gas, Zelenskyy Stands Against Putin: Late Night's News of the Week
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Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Seth is enduring some long walks this week, and the way he manages to land something anyway is completely adorable. 💘
Sounds like somebody has a little crush. 😍 (Speaking of adorable.)
I will pray for you.
I’ll never get tired of hearing ‘former’ president.
He’ll never hold office again.
Absolutely fucking never again.
Let's hope, Russian bots are on overtime pushing for Trump. If he does win I'll just accept the demise of Democracy in the world.
Wait didn't Ukraine get invaded under Biden, yet people still are obsessed about trump?
YOU WILL EAT THOSE WORDS !!!!
Yeah but Trump kinda caused the invasion. Trump pacified Russia instead of becomings friends with them.
The US *EXPORTED* $140 million of oil. From 3/21 - 1/22. The oil companies play the market and they set the price to their benefit and political advantages. The president has no say in what private companies do.
I have been screaming that to family and friends for weeks.
They will never understand that. Its far easier to blame someone they are supposed to hate. Much more convenient and self serving.
“Patriotism means to stand by the country, not by the President”
Theodore Roosevelt
Too bad almost half of us are actually living in an alternate reality
"Don't trust Russia", Kalle from Finland.
@Wicked Lester He will!
@Wicked Lester He will.
@Wicked Lester Why won't he be around much longer? Y'all planning another coup?
Seth’s impish smile wins me every time.
Seth is such a good comedian. I hope that someday he gets to interview Pres. Zelenskiy.
You mean Meth.
Zelensky is not the first Jewish fascist...as there were 150.000 Jews in the Nazi Wehrmacht...and Hitler's driver was Jewish, too. 😏
He’s hilarious . Would like to see him doing stand up. Miles more entertaining than anyone on British TV. It’s the only thing I thank trump for. If it wasn’t for his s**t show I would never have looked over the Atlantic. 🇬🇧
@PAUL RICCA Pleased to read I’ve made you laugh. Have a good day Paul. 🇬🇧
@PAUL RICCA it means jam sandwich. Fruit preserve on bread. Sending love and faerie hugs.
That McConnell impression is coming along nicely! - Pacino + McConnell, and you got yourself a show!
I have to say, I loved Seth's WWE impression. Perfect.
Seth, you are the best. I can't imagine getting through this madness without your humor. "Not now," right!?
my name is also Seth and I like to choose to believe all the lovely things people are saying about Seth Meyers are really about me lol so I appreciate your kindness
Seth Meyers Rules All Late Night Bar None
@@tonyarichards5430 no late night host is qualified to rule anything, let's be honest with ourselves lol
@@sethescope He absolutely does.
@@tonyarichards5430 I think you misread my comment. I was making a joke :) also, if you reread what I wrote, you'll see I didn't say anything about which late night host is my favorite, much less which one is the "best," especially because someone's favorite type of comedy is very much a personal preference and is very very rarely a reflection of what is objectively better or funnier.
Was really hoping the Alexander Graham Bell joke was gonna be something like, "Hello. I'm calling about your carriage's extended warranty..."
Haaaa! I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂
Meth acting out the audience readings the shirt is the best impression I’ve seen all knight!
saw the best punchline on twitter for the Irish truck and the Russian embassy: it was carrying Catholic church supplies, so it's an ecumenical matter.
You really are my favorite place to get the news. I mean, that's sad, but thank you.
I love your show. Thank you for helping me shake some of the stress with laughter.
Mitch needs to spend a day or two at a public school where they have free lunch and nutrition programs. A hungry kid cannot learn. Chances are they also have more issues in their home life than just hunger. Inability to focus on learning just perpetuates the poverty cycle. (But I'm sure he knows that.)
Mitch wants to keep them uneducated; they're future republican voters
If you keep the people stupid it's easier to stay in power
Knowing is different than caring
I loved your Lindsey Graham impression this week. The one with China written on the boot. Please work in more, it was hilarious!
I think Seth Myers is better than SNL...by a long shot. I hope he is active for a LONG time.
I laughed way too hard at "representative", feels awkward to laugh out loud being alone by yourself
Love when Seth breaks from the cue cards… or does he? Maybe the breaking from the cue cards is on the cue cards?
If the god of cards n cutaway wally allows it
I call shenanigans
I bet those famous first words from Bell were “u up?”
Seth making fun of the live audience's slow uptake warms my heart. Love this show.
I felt he was talking to me because it took me the same time and all to get the joke. I was like what’s wrong, so I’m laughing so much 😂❤️🇨🇦
@PAUL RICCA Good luck to you, Paul.
7:08 even after all that the best part is that Seth didnt quite stick the landing with the attempted Accent.... I heard you trying ;)
Follow-up to the Irish lorry driver who ruined the gates of the Russian embassy in Dublin: the Gardaí placed a police car in front of the gates for security. The car has the usual Battenberg pattern of blue and yellow squares.
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Hahaha...they will be pissed for that...
Get a balanced view, if you want to be well informed.
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It never fails that part of my brain thinks I'm psychic every time I watch a weekly recap of some sort... it's just like, this is a new video, but I remember this content verbatim! I knew it!
From now on, I will always refer to him as Meth Meyers.
Great monologue, Meth!
Seth went pretty quickly to the Irish whiskey punchline. I'm Irish-American and I only overdrink mai-tais.
It did crush. Still laughing ten minutes on.
Danke dir
Just dropping in to request some more jokes about Lindsey’s Mee-maw.
Dididttit!! I talk like this all the time! Love you Seth for being human!!! Meth Meyers for President!
I love that you had laughing horse from disenchantment in your audience.
I heard that, and thought the same damn thing! 🤣
Seth has the ability to make the world's worst jokes and phrases funny.
Find it funny how a bunch of people who are not required to be vaccinated in order to work all seem to want to hug Ted Cruz
🙄🙄
John Oliver wants his mountain dew Code Red joke back.
Wait this is great! I love seeing all the monologue videos at once, its easier to find haha
the "did it" sounds like the beginning of the dungeon music in super mario lmfao
I love that almost all the "jokes of the week" are seth bantering with the audience off script
I admire Joe Biden. Done well considering the trashing he's taken from the insurrectionists.
You are high
Biden is trash and no I don’t support Rump!
There's 2 black holes about 2 collide...maybe we can get a better timeline.
"The said he 'Di-d-d-di-did it'..."
Adding: "B-b-b-baby you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet!"
Prince William also said that war like this belongs in Africa and Asia, not Europe, which is why they emphasised standing behind them. The media always ignores that when. Reporting to conceal his repeated racist comments, it's not the 1st time he's said something like this about Africa.
It’s sad right? But Amber Ruffin does a quick piece on this issue that is pretty funny 🤗🤗🤗
I love Seth
Love this feature.
Were laugh tracks added?
Very good jokes here
Why would you ever need a newspaper to know if it's safe to go outside or not? Not only you'll have to go outside to get the newspaper, they wouldn't be delivering the newspaper in the first place if it's unsafe outside...
My sister Anna was short-tempered as a young woman and teenager. She didn't avoid fights with my parents, especially my dad. Fortunately she left Nidzica in 1994 before anyone became interested in ruining my family's life. Luckily in 90s there was no instagram, facebook or youtube. She moved to Lublin, she travelled a lot (Europe, France, Italy, etc.). She met a valuable man with whom she fell in love. She was always naively good trusting people more than they deserved but she was lucky to meet more good people than bad. Naivety is a common trait of good people. She was a fighter and she was courageous but we were not much different. I was just hopeless romantic believing I will conquer the world with small steps. I never dreamt of big career, I was dreaming of finding place for me. Anna is still short-tempered maybe not so much as she used to be as a teenager but still. No one ruined her life because of her quick temper. Of course she is not racist, neither her nor am I. The difference between us was that she was dreaming of big family and I was dreaming of travelling and organizing cultural events. I also dreamt of being serious writer being 22. Luckily my sister Anna didn't meet Joshua Bell. She became a wonderful human being because life circumstances helped her grow and shine. It is all about how treat each other. I tried to conquer my small world and I failed. Not because I was bad or not good enough but just because I met vile people.
Me and Anna were very similar physically before she got pregnant fourth times.
Awesome.
I loved “representative!"
6:26 was like scattin that xylophone disco instrumental song
Do the flying spiders eat stinkbugs? Cause those things are everywhere.
Bet McConnell did the dollar on a string more than once
His Mitch McConnell sounds like it hurts
In the UK were up to over £1.70 a litre (in some places) which equates to over $10 a gallon
Aww, Mr Ma Bell. Thanks, dude.
I am so glad I live on the West Coast.
That remix sounds like the song "Two Princes" by the Spin Doctors
YAY! Wally’s back.
Ohhhhh Seth you’ve messed up big time. That tank pictured in the no fuel joke is a Ukrainian T-64, not Russian.
6:25 LOL
I laughed so much
Funny hugh 😄 🤣
It was the sense of pride, we were all laughing quietly because your performances don't deserve interruption, and it was a TR*&$Ping good closer.
As someone who lives just north of ATL I will say people call them gyro spiders but they are everywhere here
The Representative joke fell apart when you said “those famous first words” plural words and then “representative” one word. Should have gone with “Talk to a human”
The joro spider is like a living jewel in a golden web. And all it eats is insects. Calm down, everyone
I know right it is ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS and totally harmless...
When did The News become The Monologue?
T-Mobile has the best 5g
Watson, come here! I need you!
Will you guys ever bring back the Friday show?
Hey! I'm on T-Mobile. Lmao
How much are those Meth Meyers tees I want one
Gargoyle doesn't need a cell phone.
How is this "8 hours ago" ? I watched this last night. ...like 20 hours ago
Hwy now Alexander was my great grand paw... lmao
Had to look up Quibi...
whats the graham bell "representative" joke?
For the love of god IM SICK OF THE 15 SEC UNSKIPABLE ADS ON THESE VIDEOS
Is it just me or does the outro of the video sounds exactly like the cashcab theme?
Outstanding Seth !!! didididididi &
#NotNowgorospider AhhhDorable meth meyers comedy😏😅🤣💥♥️
Representative! allll day🤣☎️🤣 Didd iddd idd ititttt it😁 Love me some Meth Myers
I realize the spider story was a joke by the host but there has been quite a bit of chatter on social media about this spider. The sizable mature adults definitely aren't going to "parachute" down from the sky en mass, like something out of a low-budget horror film.
Instead, the ways Joros will often expand to new regions in the U.S. are rather mundane.
It's more likely one of the spiders will hitch a ride on someone's car. Hopefully not work its was inside and cause someone to have an accident. 😉
NJ has the third best education system in the US, after MA and CT. NY isn’t even on the top 10. That joke was really stupid
this is funny
The correct joke would have been: after all Tiger Woods is known worldwide as a great putter; not the best driver though.
Alexander G Bell looks like Tommy Chong.
Seth's getting sexier
Why all the panic about joro spiders? They don't hurt people, they eat other bugs and they're very pretty.In their home country (Japan) they're popular. Never squash a spider, you'll make it rain .
Nails on a chalkboard, a room full of bagpipes, Kimberly Guilfoyle speaking.
Three things that would prompt me to commit treason and demand the death penalty. Well, actually, just the last one
Do the Hercil dance
A-Ayron Rodgers.
Where does he buy his dress shirts??? They look so comfortable and stylish
This Quiby Joke is the SAME as the sbarro joke
Have you people heard about the size of that spider some pics of man's hand
5:03 too soon? 👔💨
Mt Dew, Pitch Black, is not available in diet, and is only available at "Buffalo Wild Wings" . So I am not interested, and can not get it without traveling to another city if I was.
Correction: Volodymyr pronunciation includes Volo not Vlo
Putin is Vlad Zelenskyy is Volod
Slava Ukraini 🙏🏼🇺🇦💛💙🌻
Meth is the best!
Is this the longest 'news' segment? lol
extra funny tonight