Zelensky Calls On Biden To Send More Weapons | Will Putin Sanction Stephen Colbert Next?
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- čas přidán 15. 03. 2022
- Ukraine's president addressed the U.S. Congress on Thursday and closed his speech with a direct appeal to President Biden for a no-fly zone and more weapons. In other Russia news, Stephen wonders if he will be the next American sanctioned after the Kremlin announced they will begin sanctioning media figures who are critical of Russia's war in Ukraine. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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“Boolshit! I’m sorry-“
No no buddy y’all good, if were ever a place on earth right now where swearing on tv is appropriate it’s Ukraine in 2022.
You mean Bolshevic?..... lol 😆
@@lindaleelaw5277 trumpy Russian bot
Well...at least until Russia's dictator (seriously, not a "President") gets his minions, conscripts, and mercenaries out.
Then it'll be time to *par-tay.*
Слава Україні!
@linda lee ah
@@lindaleelaw5277 Well, *I* thought it was funny. Maybe too highbrow for this platform?
I'm east European living in Germany I never heard before this show but in two weeks become one of my favorite
Really? If that’s true then you should also watch the Late Night Show with Seth Meyers. He’s just as funny, and you should also check out Trevor Noah as well.
If you find his old show The Colbert Report from 2005-2014, be warned that it was a satire and he was playing a conservative caricature.
Not realizing it was a parody, he was invited to the 2006 White House Correspondents dinner where he stayed in character and shocked the people who had taken him seriously.
@@fearless4him595 thanks 👍 one thing is sure when it comes to entertainment you make great shows and movies. Before I watched only the last week tonight
Welcome, our late night hosts got us through the Trump madness.
He’s one of the only things keeping us sane here in USA.
As a Ukrainian, I can’t stress enough just how much your show is helping me to make my day better right now.
We are deeply sorry for what is happening in your country.✌🏼🇲🇽 🇺🇸
A 'Dic'tator Anywhere
is a threat Everywhere.
"Is Potato 🥔!" - at best
for the People.
Putin is that bad he left the internet and cell phones on. Isn't that a bit strange? Considering America just goes in and bombs everything.
Prayers, strength, and love to you and your countrymen, Paul. 💜🇺🇦
How Putin was hand picked
by our "Frriendly" .. Billionairres -
in the studied model of Chile's
Pinochet - who in turn was hand
picked and directed by Kissinger
and Milton Friedman for the
Oligarchs of their time.
czcams.com/video/k8dDtmrQrOo/video.html
I'm from Kyiv and watching you cover our situation makes me lough and brings me joy. Thank you very much for your work
Your situation makes _me_ cry. I've donated to Ukrainian relief charities, but that doesn't seem like much, given what you are all going through. Your courage is impressive!
@@Bill_Garthright ...that's generous and the best some of us can do being so far away.
It's Kiev
@@Bill_Garthright this money can be easily stolen, because houses are not restored
@@jeomirit
What are you _talking_ about? Of course, it's important to check out a charity before donating money to it. But what does that have to do with houses being restored?
"I'd like you to do us a favor." Absolutely brilliant.
The truth about Ukraine ~ czcams.com/video/pKcmNGvaDUs/video.html
“Oh that’s adorable. They’re doing their own sanctions.” 😂😂😂
Ok
@@randomworld4662 : No flower. Is potato.
Special economic operations.
@@arcturionblade1077 Tactical Check Bouncing
@@hawkeye5955 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the highlights of my morning is watching the previous night’s late show. I just wish it were longer. I don’t always care for the interviews. This show is the only way I can stomach news. Gotta take it with a veil of comedy to stand it. This world is crazy.
As entertaining as it is, and with Russia usually more or less accurate, please understand you aren’t getting news. You’re getting opinion pieces. The news is Russia invades Ukraine and 141 other countries are critical. The opinion is Vladimir Putin should be afraid of tshirt guns. His military may be inept, but they’re wildly equipped and manned even if possibly demoralized and have almost entirely encircled Kyiv. If they can get their southwestern flank mobilized, and they might, Kyiv’s in trouble - and honestly, that’s what will probably happen when you compare resources manpower and operational capability. It’s Syria/Libya all over again, proxy wars for territory, and we can’t commit our resources openly the way Russia can. Stay strong, friend. There’s a reason we do it this way, and I suspect it’s because the alternative is far more deadly and dangerous. It’s the second furthest thing from perfect, and maybe one day someone smarter than us will identify the real solution for world peace & prosperity. Until then, we have to do our best to keep our own national principals of freedom in our own hands, ensure our government is held accountable to us, and get back to leading by example for the first time in 80 years.
It starts at home. Be brave. Face your day filled with that anxiety so many of us feel and fight it with fierce bravery, every second minute hour of every day. We are the power, not because someone lets us be, but because we make it so. Our ability to determine our own destiny is what separates us from our ancestors. Actualize. Unbridled motivation is terrifying. Be brave. ❤️
There's no "news" on the Colbert show. Only leftist propaganda. You should know that by now.
"It's like when you give your kid a bubble lawnmower and they're like, 'I'm a world power too!' and you sure are buddy. You're doing a grreat job." -- I could play that back a million times and still ROTFL 🤣
That kind of patronizing attitude is precisely which created this situation. "Russia is just a regional power" says the delusional dinosaur who has no power on the globe...how did Afghanistan work out for you? Iraq? It took you 10 years to find the old guy with failing kidneys...
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Hope you've all been vaccinated. With this medium, I pray we get along well at our convenience, as I don't want to be seen as a superstar but as a commoner in the society.
Mag-A-Lardo would have waited until Ukraine was in ruins and occupied by Putin, and then thrown some paper towels at them.
You got it . Paid for by his followers donations .
Then built a golf course and Hotel he cannot pay for.
Lol. Thanks!
🤣
It wouldn't be happening if anyone but Biden was in power...just stop it
Colbert wasn’t kidding - there are 11 senators and 24 representatives that were alive when FDR was in office.
Edit: oh crap make that 23 representatives 😬
And who says we don't have American Vampires.
😂😂😂
2 Words: Term Limits
Thats fricken insane. If ever there was an argument for term limits it would b, " you were here during WWII"
If anyone should have seen this coming, it should've been those who were there the last time this shite happened
@@dawnpalmby5100 "Alive during WW2" doesn't mean "in office since WW2". They'd all have to be 100 or older for that. Though I agree on the term limits
I am from Kharkov, Ukraine - what happened to my city has no explanation but terrorism! The campus of my university where I got my Bachelor's degree (Karazina national university) was bombed and there's almost nothing left. My friends who have little children lost their homes. My family (mother and grandparents who are 80+) were barely able to leave and we don't know if our residential building will still be there if they ever come back! We need your support and we really appreciate it. As only the public pressure on the world leaders can make them solve this as soon as possible. Nothing is scarier than a war and NOT A SINGLE COUNTRY SHOULD GO THROUGH THIS IN 21st CENTURY!! We learned nothing from the horrors of the past but we can still do something to avoid it in the future!! SLAVA UKRAINE (GLORY TO UKRAINE)
Героям слава, Харків❤️
That joke about Russia having sanctions too was underrated, it deserved more applause.
Those "Is potato" jokes get me everytime lmao I'm surprised he hasn't used the "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew" line yet.
It's the joke that keeps on giving...
Is potato.
I assume he's saving that one for a VERY special occasion 😂
Lol I first saw that clip on ebaumsworld
Yeah, no way a LOTR fanboi like Stephen can have forgotten about that.
Except the stew has no other ingredients, is potato.
Jen Psaki is a national treasure, don't you think??! 🏆🏅🎤👑💣⚠️
It must be soul destroying carrying water for this administration but she keeps turning up, telling us 1+1=5
She is amazing
Blindly following, Never to question the lies we're and always to do as we're told.
Colbert is fitting into his Biden impression quite nicely. He's got the slightly crooked grin, he's workin The Aviators and his JB mannerisms only get better each time he does it. I thank God for making Stephen Colbert and giving him his undeniable gift at making us laugh, even in the darkest of days.☺
Hope you've all been vaccinated. With this medium, I pray we get along well at our convenience, as I don't want to be seen as a superstar but as a commoner in the society.
A breath of fresh air to watch these comedies on tragic topics.... Otherwise the news are just big dark cloud. Thank you for helping us overcome the negativity...
How did I not see the “is potato” joke coming with a setup like that is beyond me…lol
I didn't see it coming either! But, although the "is potato" jokes have been killing me - I kinda feel like this one jumped the shark tho.
Stupid libéral show
Is this T-shirt launcher? No, is potato. Duck!
You grasshopper 😁
@@jetmirmetaliaj8521 Wtf was liberal about the show? Or you just shit out words now? 😃
"Bullshit!"
The man speaks a universal language.
I, as a Ukrainian military man, want to express my deep gratitude to you for the help of the Great American People in the struggle for the independence of Ukraine
Слава Україні 🇺🇦
Stephen"s Queen Elizabeth's impression Killed me!! 😂
I am continually amazed by the remarkable bravery and courage of the Ukrainian people.
♥️🇺🇦
When are Americans going to be so inspired to fight against Republicans the way that Ukraine fight against Russia?
Do Americans understand that Republicans (not Russians) attacked the US Congress to overthrow the government and abolish the US Constitution?
Everyone cheers when someone throws a Molotov cocktail at a Russian truck convoy but say that violence isn't the answer to a Republican truck convoy.
Make up your minds, people. Republicans have sided with Russia. Republicans are at war against the US and our Allies.
In the last eight years, NATO has led an unprovoked expansion eastward and killed thousands of Russian soldiers in Donbas. Of course, western media will never mention that. The only way to end the war is if Biden doesn’t agree for Ukraine to join NATO. But why won’t he say it? That’s because the U.S. wants to sanction Russia but there is no excuse, so they let Russia and Ukraine fight. Then the U.S. and NATO will have a reason to justify the sanctions against Russia, and afterwards run off with the Russians’ properties. That plan backfired, however. Those countries themselves are now dealing with serious inflation. People are even going to the streets to protest the sanctions.
The overwhelming worldwide support for Ukraine is understandable, but why didn’t Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Libya, and many more countries receive the same recognition and sympathy when they were illegally invaded by 🇺🇸 and its allies(including Ukraine)? Millions of innocent children were killed, families torn apart, their homes destroyed. Is it because they’re deemed uncivilized? Or is it simply racism? We all live on the same planet, everyone deserves to be treated equally. Besides, A true civilized nation doesn’t randomly bomb other countries.
Russia’s intention is not war, It is to defend their rights and interests to protect their own people. Ukraine is currently run by Nazis who are aiming to steer the country toward capitalism and western propaganda; Putin is only trying to save it. Nevertheless, Ukrainians are brainwashed by their president/U.S. puppet Zelenskyy and think democracy is actually real. Sadly, most of the world is dominated by the U.S. And now, they’ve led everyone to believe Putin is bad when it’s themselves who started it all. If it weren’t for Russia and China, the whole world would have become the USA’s lapdogs. Fortunately, there are still many smart people that are willing to take time to learn about the situation. Most, however, continue to trust the lies of mainstream media because it’s the only thing they’ve ever known.
Russia will defeat USA and NATO.
How about the azov battalion?
Don't knock on the British about taking back those three ancient swords. One of them is Excalibur 🤣
Apparently given out by a watery tart lying in a pond, handing out swords.
Is true
Ex-Kaliber
That speech brought me to tears. This man is a hero of the 21st century 🥰🥰🥰💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 #downwithputin #WeStandWithUkraine and the strong and courageous President and people 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🙋🙋🙋🙋
"IS POTATO"......never gets old, keep weaving that joke in so cleverly, I LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣😅
Hope you've all been vaccinated. With this medium, I pray we get along well at our convenience, as I don't want to be seen as a superstar but as a commoner in the society.
Russia banning President Biden's deceased dad from entering Russia is just absolute peak comedy gold.
@@jop7672 thank you for identifying yourself. Reported.
"can't think for themselves"??? Are you implying that I/we should be supporting Russia?? That I can't think for myself that killing civilians is awful or invading a independent country is bad?
Where did you get YOUR opinion, Tucker Carlson?
@@jaimeestrada1502 nice sarcasm, guessing from the responses above he'll take it literally though. 😆
The KGB didn't do their homework 😅
@@jaimeestrada1502 Yes, you don't ... in all three of your comments.
Whoa whoa whoa. You mean we can give aid to nations and *NOT* demand something in return? What a novel concept...
It's weak. That's what it is
People like yourself are poor inside out, you can not afford to give anything without expecting something in return. What a sad pathetic and limited life, without any
empathy for the suffering of others.
@@nekonatauzanto1758 and you have a heart of black ice
@@surajsharma10008 👈 actually believes America expects nothing in return. They get their Proxy State on the Russian border back.
Trump threatened to 'bomb Moscow' if Russia invaded Ukraine during his presidency
737,243 views Mar 5, 2022 Sky News Australia 2.29M subscribers
When former president Donald Trump was in office he reportedly told Vladimir Putin he would bomb Moscow if Russia invaded Ukraine, says Sky News host Rita Panahi.
As soon as he pulled that t-shirt cannon out, I KNEW he was gonna fire it at the audience. 😅
Just so powerful speech it made me 😢. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 !!!
Powerfull my ass. He is just acting.
@@vasarelly37
You are sounding more and more desperate.
More and more pathetic.
Прекратите войнy!
Желаю силы украинскому народу. 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
И желаю мужества российским протестующим.🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Stop the war!
Strength to the Ukrainian people.
And courage to the Russian protestors.
“There were knees in that room that were alive during the Roosevelt administration” 😂😂
It's funny because it's true!
I would love to see the Ukraine heavyweight champ get in a room alone with Putin
Finally an idea for good TV!
Even when I know it's coming, "...is potato" remains hilarious. Keep it coming!
I admire Stephen’s trigger ‘etiquette’ : not on the trigger until he intends to fire
If only the police could do the same
Our hearts are with you, Ukraine and all heroes. So many people working for good. A victory for justice and peace already
Can't be a victory for peace if the russian army is escalating their terror on a daily Basis
@@Jartran72 Were was your bleeding heart for the 1 million Iraqis killed for oil. Weapons of mass destruction? Really oil for Halliburton.
@@tdmprofit3708 Why do you have to stomp on a kind comment? This isn't a race of who suffers the hardest. Every war is unnecessary and every innocent person killed is awful.
But you have the audacity to question and criticize someone's heartfelt wishes for Ukraine? Shame on you.
@@tdmprofit3708 Your whataboutism is both sad and pathetic.
"Is potato" is the best running gag in late night comedy!
Is Vodka, made from potato.
Of course it's the best running gag on the show, is potato
I’ve been dropping “is potato” into my Seth Meyers comments.
Polish vodka usually.
Is potato…
@@altortugas5979 I def should start doing that too! This is too good for Seth not to be in on.
That little waltz piano music at at 3:31 was hilarious AF! The Roots really deserve more recognition.
That 'Roosevelt's' one got me😂
Forget politics, as you've come to see it, as a contest between Republicans and Democrats. Today the struggle is democracy versus oligarchy.
A tale as old as Rome.
The haves vs the have nots.
even more narrowly, tyranny - oligarchs in Russia no longer have control they had when they brought Putin to power... some of them are even openly protesting the war, but he's now all-powerful...
What'd be the difference?
@Ha Ha the freedom of speech + electability makes it different though, by giving a feedback/prospect of change
@@valinorean4816
Yeah, but it's not good vs. evil. It's evil vs. differently evil.
'World' and 'Peace' is the same word "Мир"(Mir) in Russian. I feel shame being Russian, and I am proud of Zelensky. He's been the best leader of a country in the recent history. Hello from Bulgaria. Love your show.
Well, if it helps you, I'm ashamed of being British since we left the European Union.
Hey, I'm an American - you know, the country which elected Donald Trump? We Americans know as well as anyone - well, excepting the Germans, maybe - how you're not to blame for something your country did (not unless you yourself supported that, at least).
And I'm ashamed of Canada for starting the trucker rally trend 🤦♀️
That's beautiful, and thank you for sharing the information. American here, we know all about shame.
@@Bill_Garthright f you, "excepting the Germans"! USA has done far worse, only you believe your own PR!
what kind of country is this electing comedians, heavy weight champions, movie stars to high position.
Apparently, any pseudo-democratic country which uses actors to play theatrics pretending to be public servants while public is robbed by their employers.
2:32 Please tell me I'm not the only person who recognized that Jon was playing the NBA Jam main theme. Once again, Jon with his great musical references. BOOM SHAKALAKA!
You ain't because I knew it from the sound of it. For the T-shirt Cannon bit, it was & still is a Monster Jam!
Jen Psaki is so sassy, she even made it to Russia's blacklist. Probably the first White House spokesperson who got banned/sanctioned by another country.
LET ME GUESS, WHACKY PSAKI ANNOYED PUTIN BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T ANSWER ANYTHING AT ALL UNTIL THE PRESS TOLD HER WHAT THEY WANTED TO WRITE "CIRCLE BACK PSAK"
😂 lol, she is sassy smart
@@aprilgeneric8027 yawn, ya'll need better material
Trump threatened to 'bomb Moscow' if Russia invaded Ukraine during his presidency
737,243 views Mar 5, 2022 Sky News Australia 2.29M subscribers
When former president Donald Trump was in office he reportedly told Vladimir Putin he would bomb Moscow if Russia invaded Ukraine, says Sky News host Rita Panahi.
Yeah, Psaki scares the Russians to death. I mean, she scares Americans to death.
If that T shirt doesn’t say “is potato” it is a missed opportunity.
Pleeeeeze let me buy one!! Perfect fundraiser!!
Eez marketing opportunity.
It's gotta say "eez potato"
You do realize the majority of people being impacted by the sanctions are everyday working class people who don't want war anymore than we do?
@@Pugetwitch Honestly the war hungry in every American rises like a reflex every time...it's sad to watch. If they aren't being told it's a war and are being sent to the front lines with no warning...it's the average Russian feeling the brunt of the damage. As always.
@@TahtahmesDiary Putin started it by inciting a war that neither the Russians nor the Ukrainians wanted. You can't create a monster then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
I LOST IT when they said Biden’s DAD might’ve been sanctioned instead of him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is potato ... So funny. Upbeat Colbert keeps us understand the politics of the day. Thank you 😊 Stephen.
Hope you've all been vaccinated. With this medium, I pray we get along well at our convenience, as I don't want to be seen as a superstar but as a commoner in the society.
If Colbert gets sanctioned by Russia - it would be the greatest honor that could be bestowed on any human with a moral compass! :D
Notice how Trump did not get sanctioned? Wonder if he ever will....
@@fie1329 he's the only one who probably has some property in Russia, or at least, are in debt there 😂
Agree ..he is the number 1 on the hidden blacklist..im sure
That is what we, Russians, said when US bestowed sanctions on our government. Guys are doing amazing job, otherwise we would be massacred like Iraqis. Nope. Your turn to pay the price. We will make you pay to IRAQIS!
"Moral compass" my ass. You bombed 10+ nations!
Putin: "We out of sanctions for Colbert. All I have left is box of leftover dinner. Is potato."
I'd still take the potato over Papa Johns.
The CHIMNEY SWEEP'S DANCE! Yet another addition to the repetoire of this Dance Hero!!!!
I am following up this war every day and feel so helpless not to stop the madman. You are the only source which makes me laugh in this dire moment.
Then go fight for Ukraine people like you r needed there
it should be noted that MTG didn't care what Zelensky was saying, and was in fact, cell phone tweeting,
while Hawthorne missed half the speech, and said 'emotion shouldn't guide US policy"
Also of note, Both voted against a $13.6B package to Kyiv that Biden signed into law Tuesday
These people make me so, so sick
Trump threatened to 'bomb Moscow' if Russia invaded Ukraine during his presidency
737,243 views Mar 5, 2022 Sky News Australia 2.29M subscribers
When former president Donald Trump was in office he reportedly told Vladimir Putin he would bomb Moscow if Russia invaded Ukraine, says Sky News host Rita Panahi.
@@aprilgeneric8027 bigly words though
@@aprilgeneric8027 Dear Loser threatened to kill civilians? Good to know.
MTG probably believes that Ukraine has been supplied with "Jewish space lasers" that it could use to zap the Russians; after all, Zelenskyy is Jewish. Also, she's a pro-Russian, Putin proxy.
Until this monologue, I didn't know that Stephen as Queen Elizabeth telling off Putin was something I needed in my life, but I do now. More please. I'd also tell you to keep the "is potato" jokes coming, but that's clearly on the agenda already.
LOL
I want an "is potato" shirt
@@HaleyJo1992 I think those were the shirts that he was launching!
#IsPotato
The truth about Ukraine ~ czcams.com/video/pKcmNGvaDUs/video.html
1:17 I am ok with him pronouncing "peace" in a proper way, but "piss" could have been much more funnier.
LEGIT most British sanction ever hahaha
Need a compilation of that "Is potato" joke.
Thank god for Jen for not cracking up when she said that. "They may have sanctioned his father, may he rest in peace."
"Thou shall hold the holy hand grenade and thou shall count to three.... " that's what I went to during the Queen Elizabeth bit 🤣🤣🤣
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Hey, the Queen served in WWII when she was only a teen. Just saying
@@GoodGuyNeji Four is right out!
@@GoodGuyNeji Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Stephen's Biden is so authentically detached...had me dying 😂🤣💀
The hand in and out of his pocket thing...!
The Love Guru is actually my brother's favorite movie. I love seeing you and John Oliver in it. It's the best from your younger years.
Hope you've all been vaccinated. With this medium, I pray we get along well at our convenience, as I don't want to be seen as a superstar but as a commoner in the society.
More? Billions are not enough? The US needs to take care of itself for a change. When someone in your country can go bankrupt, having to pay over-priced hospital bills, there is an issue.
We are already over $30 trillion in debt.
So stop with the military and turn off the PR machine already. The world is not looking to you, USA. You're the bad example we all try to avoid
@@lenawagenfuehr53 60% of the current budget is social security and medicare, another 10% is debt servicing. Beating the anti military drum fails when you know the actual budget and not the deceptive discretionary only one so oft posted.
Donald Trump: I’d like you to do us a favor though.
Zelensky: This call will be monitored for quality and impeachment assurance.
But it was the most perfect call of all perfect calls. He loved me, we became best friends. So many people said so. -Trump's ego
It's funny Obama sent Ukraine non-lethal aid, and Donny sent Ukraine $600M of offensive weapons. Donny told NATO to match the 2% for GDP spending on military or there would be consequences, and most of the richer countries chose not to do that. Russia did nothing in Ukraine when Donny was in office, however as soon as Biden came into play, well now its a once in a century opportunity and we have war again in Europe. I'll take Donny over Obama or President Poopy Pants.
@@garhent Yet Trump is the only one wearing diapers of the three and craps himself with the world's best turds coming out of both ends.
@@TheDarkness1 "the world's best turds coming out of both ends"
I am SO stealing that line! Cheers, mate!
Biden: I'd like to have the prosecutor investigating Barisma fired. You know my son works there.
Ukraine: As long as you send those missiles.
Russians getting Papa John’s is cruel and unusual punishment.
See, America is already at war with the Russians.
My dog prefers cat shit over papa John's.
Papa johns yuk
@@chonqmonk I prefer cat shit over papa Johns
@@chonqmonk Good news! I think cat shit is one of their available toppings.
The only person Russia could sanction that would actually be hurt is the last he would sanction. Come on. You know who.
Don't you people understand how Russia insults people? They ignore them!
Now that’s a genuine A+ smackdown. Bravo Stephen Colbert!👍😅
Нет войнe!
Желаю силы украинскому народу. 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
И желаю мужества российским протестующим.🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
No war!
Strength to the Ukrainian people.
And courage to the Russian protestors.
Yes!
That last line cannot be stressed enough. Even Russians are against this whole thing. It's high time the world stopped this dictator, who's violating his own people's rights.
The "brave" Russian troll, who parrots GRU taking points, without any thought.
Sure the CIA has done many bad things over the years, but that in no way justifies Putin's illegal in a immoral war.
Denounce Putin as well or STFU.
@@artbargra eisenhower warned us
@@seanpatrick1243 "Sure the CIA has done many bad things over the years, but that in no way justifies Putin's illegal in a immoral war."
Man this is maddening. All these trolls can do is retort to the same strawman fallacies and whataboutism. Just because the US has done real nasty stuff, that somehow makes what Putin is doing, right.
There's something uniquely adorable about Stephen Colbert using trigger discipline on a tee shirt cannon.
Yea, but I haven't seen such careless disregard for firing into a civilian crowd since each of the last 16 days by the Russians
@@arshia.sasson nope. check yourself. dont quit your day job for comedy.
That was funny, don’t worry. Just because Ryan found it distasteful doesn’t mean everyone does.
@@arshia.sasson Oh, I guess were not allowed to make jokes to deal with the horrific situation? 🙄 🤔
"A day without comedy is a day wasted" -Zelensky
800 million for non Americans and a conversation about reparations is completely ignored.
The nerve of some to not reprimand Trump for not speaking out against Putin is the epitome of hypocrisy.
Putin would never have done this if Trump was president. Biden is the laughing stock of the international community. Look at where we are at today. It's an absolute disgrace
Cause trump is smart unlike sleepy joe he doesn't even know the difference between iran and ukriane just watch his speech lmao
Just one had the courage to vote to convict him for it during his first impeachment trial.
@@georgepinger1958 dude. Just stop
yes, well half the country gets off on stupid and they aren't going away sadly :\
Moscow Mitch - "I can see Russia from my Bank Account"
May the aid we provide to Ukraine be put to good use and plant many 🌻🌻🌻.
Ukraine's about to find out why the US doesn't have universal healthcare.
_"Being the leader of the world, means to be the leader of peace."_
I agree with Volodymyr Zelenskyy, this is a situation where a country has to step up from the rest and bring the situation under control.
yeah except an NFZ would lead to WWIII. it's just that simple, and that's why this situation sucks so very much. we have a deranged madman with nukes holding the rest of the world hostage. if you're not paying attention, vlad threatened the world to use those nukes if we got involved in a hot war with russia. we definitely need to send planes, anti aircraft and other high tech to ukraine, but that is all we can do; supply weapons and money. there is literally nothing else , besides the unprecedented sanctions, we can d . M.A.D. needs to be re examined after this...
But carefully, as psycho in Russia has nukes.
@@vvtor Yes, you don't want to start World War III and end the world to save one European Country. Besides, hasn't America gotten tired of losing every war they've been in for the past 60 years?
Every Country USA invaded or interfered with would disagree.
Well, I for one don't want ww3 or a nuclear conflict that would result in ten times the amount of deaths. Thanks but I don't think the United States should be the peace officer of the world.
T-Shirt Cannon also doubles as “Is Potato” Launcher! 🥔
John’s voice in the background is everything!🤣🤣
The song “ kyiv Calling” by the group Beton is amazing and I hope you can have them as your guest or at least play the video to support Ukraine. Their video is on CZcams.
We all need to stand up and use our voice for those who have been unnecessarily silenced. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Love your show and how you have tackled such hard topics. Thank you for your humour in these dark times.
I didn’t hear “nobody was tougher on Russia than me”, trump getting sanctioned?
good point
Because he wasn't hard on Russia at all. Trump tried to undermine NATO, Russia liked that. Trump bought whatever Russian spies and propaganda were selling him, Putin liked that. Trump threw out a decades long moratorium agreement between Russia and the US regarding nuclear stockpiles allowing Putin to amass new nukes, Putin loved that. Trump refused to respect the emoluments clause, which prevents Presidential bribery by foreign powers through their personal businesses, Putin, Xi, and bin Salman all loved that and took advantage of Trump hotels and resorts.
Trumps have toooooo many iou debts in Russia. Putin first needs to get the money back. It's true, ask Eric Trump if you don't believe me.
He’s already under investigation for fraud. What’s the point?
@@dejaypage1575 are you for real?
I never thought I'd see the leader of a free and democratic country having to beg for help on tv.... 💔😢
Addressing congress is not TV just because it's recorded and rebroadcast for public use, just like most congressional hearings
@@Dr.Spatula Yes, but if they’d actually watched TLS when it aired then they would have in fact seen him begging for help on TV.
@@Dr.Spatula She didn't say addressing congress is only on tv...she just said she didn't think she'd ever see someone asking for help on tv...we wouldnt be privy to the message if it were only to congress/the president. As this was broadcasted on TV I don't really get the point or aim of your comment. Free country though.
But that phone call was PERFECT!
This was a meeting that happened to be published on tv and the internet. Also, sending weapons to a war torn country is kinda complicated. This meeting is necessary, as will be the future ones that will likely be classified, figuring out the logistics.
I was waiting for the “is potato” joke, and I was not disappointed!
Hope you've all been vaccinated. With this medium, I pray we get along well at our convenience, as I don't want to be seen as a superstar but as a commoner in the society.
Hey,i am russian and i am support Stephen Colbert,he is hillarious!)
So the Queen is withholding Amoracchius, Fidelacchius, and Esperacchius from Russia? Weird. Last I checked, two of them were in Chicago and only Esperacchius is wielded by a Russian.
Underrated comment.
Thank you.
Is potato.
This needs more likes, maybe with a touch of magic as well
That is a deep Dresden Files cut, and I salute you for it.
$800 million in aid and zero quid pro quo!
Ho, there is pro quo alright, you just dont know about it. ;F
Everything is quid pro quo, only one idiot was stupid enough to make it personal and public
Million? Try billion bud
@@tammyforbes2101
$800 million is the reported amount...
Nothing except a tremendous boost to a very tarnished international reputation, and reassurance to everyone in the free world that the US has their back. Much like the US aiding Britain during WW2, you'll be feeling the benefits of this for generations to come, trust me.
Stephen's Biden is magnificent comedy. A perfect balance of respect and disrespect.
Thanks for the laughs Colbert we all needed it!
The planning meetings for monologues must be funny and entertaining as hell
Jon Stewart actually shows them for his show/podcast.
If you sold a "is potato" shirt and sent the proceeds to Ukraine, I and several thousand others would buy it.
And let’s get President Zelensky nominated as Person of the Year!
Just send your money directly to Ukrainian relief organizations (Razom Ukraine and Nova Ukraine are two examples; I don't have the name of the others I've donated to right now) or to the Ukrainian Army fund at the National Bank of Ukraine. (Unfortunately, I wasn't able to get my donation to go through there. I'm not sure why.)
Yep, USA had to monetize everything. Just give money to the Red Cross
Remember... a t-shirt cannon killed Maude Flanders! Do not underestimate the t-shirt cannon!
Hell, speaking as a New Yorker, Putin can have all our Papa John pizzas. And he can just deal with that.
I love how he publicly taunted Putin. Colbert has no problem standing up to world leaders...
Zelensky has proven what I've been saying all along, we need a well educated and charismatic comedian in office, preferably with a scientist as vice.
#ColbertTyson2024
Though funny, I would 100% cast my vote for this, and campaign hard for it too!
Yea Mike Tyson would be the best VP!!
Because he is a comedian... You think Putin will take him serious?
Colbert = next US president ... LMAO
But mostly needs to be a puppet of the CIA/US embassy in Kiev lmao
Yes in case you did not know already, Zelensky does speak 3 languages.
I thought it was more.
@@ellyp2245 Putin speaks a lot more than just 3...watch his summits...where are the interpreters?
he was also installed by the US government and has jailed and killed political opposition same as Putin.
I’m sure some GOP senators and representatives are trembling before the sanctions…
"Do us a favor, though" 😂 well said 👏 and thx great, great performance. Hope to see you once live. 🤞
Oh my GAWD with the ‘is potato’ joke! He keeps KILLING IT!
We all knew what was coming after "Just Kidding." LOL!!
Is potato!
Sago Stephen thanks for bringing the belly laughs. Definitely needed 😅🤣😂
Putin putting sanctions on Joe Biden but forgetting he is a Jr is like taking a hit out on your worst enemy and accidentally misspelling their name on a form and instead the marks neighbor gets taken out. 😂
I think if ANY world leader deserves to lead the world it's Zelenskyy! Glory to Ukraine!
Second that! I wish we had a Zelenskyy in our country.
He stepped up in a big way when Ukraine was invaded but was a subpar leader until then. He was trying to be on Putin's good side, underfunded the military and let separatism fester in Eastern Ukraine.
@@DonReba That sounds more like Trumps presidency.. Well not stepping up we all know captain bonespurs ain't stepping nowhere! Dude can't even walk down a ramp!
They're starting to ask Ukraine passport to enter a restaurant.
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Thanks to God that Trump is not the president, just imagine trump will be televising Putin to the congress 🤣🤣🤣.
I am sure Ukraine is so happy trump is not president and Biden is lol
Hell the repuiblican party is cheerling for Puttin already.
if trump was in Putin would never have gone in you fool
just look whos been funding bio labs in Ukraine , yea the Biden admin .. that's real facts
@@andrewtenorio3871 yep we are an atm machine
That's so true, this two clowns they be sleeping on the same bed! That's some love right there
Hahaha! Jen Psaki totally delivered with a straight face.
The middle blur works very well CBS Colbert Show. 🌱😊🇺🇦
Can you imagine a Russian comedian making fun of Putin like Colbert does with Biden?
The Russian comedian would be heading for Siberia; Biden will think it is funny and have a big laugh.
Diaper Donnie wanted his DOJ to stop SNL from joking about him. 😂
Big baby 🍼
@@msoperator510 Right?
They had in Russia their own "The late show" and on the first day of the war the russian comedian wanted to critisize the war. The program was removed from the channel and the comedian run away to Israel
@@msoperator510 LOL...reflexes of a wannabe dictator :-)
"Russian comedians" genuinely felt like an oxymoron.
Love your show. My favorite viewing was when you did them at home. I never missed a nite you were on. It was informal and funny as hell. Also when serious and angry you were real . then of course it was mainly just you. That might have been hard on you , but Mr. You are a pro, I do miss it but glad your back intertaining able to gage reactions. Thank you for being you
Are you ok?
The truth about Ukraine ~ czcams.com/video/pKcmNGvaDUs/video.html
I still remember "There's just one thing that you need to know.... Trump said 'do us a favor though!" as a song
3:24 - What!?! Stephen is a magician too!?!? 😯🎩🪄
He made his middle finger disappear and reappear right before our very eyes!!!!! 😅👏👏👏👏