What's the deal with RANNI THE WITCH?

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  • čas přidán 18. 05. 2024
  • In this Elden Ring lore video, we explore the story of Ranni the Witch and her friend Blaidd through the power of memes.
    00:00 Intro
    00:23 Meeting Blaidd in Elden Ring and completing his quest
    01:57 Finding Iji and exploring Caria Manor
    02:43 Ranni the Witch and her gang
    04:22 Siofra River
    04:49 Seluvis and his puppets
    06:10 Sorceress Sellen and Radahn
    07:20 Entering Nokron, Eternal City and finding BP Oil Spills
    09:12 Finding the Fingerslayer Blade
    10:37 D's Brother
    11:53 Carian Study Hall
    13:32 Ainsel River Main
    14:36 Nokstella, Eternal City
    16:00 Harvesting Larval Tears from sentient BP Oil Spills
    16:59 Baleful Shadow
    17:40 Lake of Rot
    18:58 Astel, Naturalborn of the Void
    19:32 Moonlight Altar
    20:00 Moonlight Greatsword
    20:50 The stories of Blaidd, Iji and Seluvis
    21:57 Ranni the Witch lore
    23:17 Age of Stars Ending
  • Hry

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  • @DarkTark
    @DarkTark  Před 2 lety +1964

    Elden Ring 2 but you play as Dave and each of the big bosses are music executives who have stolen one of the chipmunks and you have to get them all back so you can form Alvin and the Chipmunks

    • @dwtnugget5256
      @dwtnugget5256 Před 2 lety +30

      @@brandonharris5152 +30% physical damage

    • @hexag0n_0
      @hexag0n_0 Před 2 lety +9

      Spoiler alert

    • @budazenYT
      @budazenYT Před 2 lety +27

      That sounds racially motivated

    • @soulrepear117
      @soulrepear117 Před 2 lety +1

      Thats sounds like a goid parody

    • @ladybabe6958
      @ladybabe6958 Před 2 lety +2

      How about talk about gold mask I still don't understand the story

  • @dorugoramon0518
    @dorugoramon0518 Před 2 lety +5239

    I think Selevus' real crime is trying to turn a doll into a doll and *expecting it to work* .

  • @brandonharris5152
    @brandonharris5152 Před 2 lety +7125

    I just realized Alexander says "you came" after saying "smack me on the rear with something nice and big". I never realized his predatory nature. Thank you dark tark, for opening my eyes yet again.

    • @fes4861
      @fes4861 Před 2 lety +108

      😰😭😭😭

    • @trollzland1337
      @trollzland1337 Před 2 lety +513

      i dunno man it dont bother me that much alexander's jussy boppin

    • @jaws2210
      @jaws2210 Před 2 lety +250

      @@trollzland1337 JUSSY

    • @sicskillz12
      @sicskillz12 Před 2 lety +95

      Uwu jar daddy

    • @fes4861
      @fes4861 Před 2 lety +64

      What did you guys get him out the hole with??!!!!

  • @misherL
    @misherL Před 2 lety +2292

    I hope in the DLC they add some of the plants from plants vs zombies to the game it would be a really cool crossover since Ranni is basically Crazy Dave

    • @gjeraldh2989
      @gjeraldh2989 Před 2 lety +62

      Peeshooter 😂😂👌

    • @mccool132
      @mccool132 Před 2 lety +29

      Well they have both killer plants and zombies. So it really is pvz.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 Před 2 lety +24

      *incoherent mumbling and grumbling*
      Crazy Dave is burned into my greymatter, occupying the same space as the song from the ending of PvZ.

    • @joeschmoe3
      @joeschmoe3 Před rokem +2

      yea and becuase the game has plants that are alive

    • @MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099
      @MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099 Před rokem

      Hopefully

  • @teecee1827
    @teecee1827 Před 2 lety +1073

    Blaidd's head is really his head tho, not a mask. The mask you can find is a disguise from the black knife assassins.

    • @disappotato
      @disappotato Před 2 lety +96

      pretty sure it was a joke

    • @YamiAi
      @YamiAi Před 2 lety +138

      Yeah, Blaidd is a shadow, and shadows are always dogs, like Marika's shadow.

    • @leonslaw5722
      @leonslaw5722 Před 2 lety +7

      @@YamiAi What was Serosh then?

    • @YamiAi
      @YamiAi Před 2 lety

      @@leonslaw5722 He was called a beast. Looks like a lion.

    • @williamkensington2772
      @williamkensington2772 Před 2 lety +37

      @@leonslaw5722 no idea but only empyreans get shadows like blaidd and maliketh and Godfrey is although extremely strong just a regular guy

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 Před 2 lety +2857

    Who would have thought that the most dangerous things in Elden Ring would be Tax Evasion lean and BP oil spills

    • @Keviamaya
      @Keviamaya Před 2 lety +64

      And poor pedestrian infrastructure!

    • @dirkjanvuur360
      @dirkjanvuur360 Před 2 lety +5

      It was rather obvious really

    • @jesustyronechrist2330
      @jesustyronechrist2330 Před rokem +14

      The kingdom of Lands Between fell just like the USA will. This is a prophecy.

    • @AndroidNoir-L06k
      @AndroidNoir-L06k Před rokem

      bp oil spill naked guys don't have nothing to lose making them extra dangerous.

    • @darthpaul2102
      @darthpaul2102 Před rokem +3

      You would have know this if you read the lore

  • @pixelty7458
    @pixelty7458 Před 2 lety +1420

    I like the fact that ranni has to sit on books to match the players height

    • @saosaqii5807
      @saosaqii5807 Před rokem +47

      But she can instatap you easily

    • @oddiseyaatrox2813
      @oddiseyaatrox2813 Před rokem +94

      @Ahmad Adnan That ain't really true. You swear loyalty to her, but you're never under her control, seeing as you can still chose to do other endings instead of hers even when joining her service, unlike the Frenzy Flame one. And if you don't join her and attack her instead, everything you do bounces off of her, one of the only instances in the game where you can't kill a character no matter what

    • @yeeyw
      @yeeyw Před rokem +22

      @@ahmadadnan4773you seems to have bad history with women cause im pretty sure you could just not do any of ranni quest without any future consequences

    • @lordium1848
      @lordium1848 Před 8 měsíci

      @@yeeywif you give her the poison, then talk with her three times, she kills you.

    • @Shin_FTW
      @Shin_FTW Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@ahmadadnan4773 She killed her own Two Fingers with her bare hands, and presumably got through the Lake of Rot and beyond to where you find her, on her own. She needed help with Shadow Blaidd, but she _was_ in a small doll form.
      Remember that the entire second phase of the Rennala fight *was not Rennala.* That was a projection of Rennala conjured by Ranni during the fight, which she cast all the way from her tower on the Three Sisters plateau. Shows a glimpse of Ranni's power.

  • @Azr4el
    @Azr4el Před 2 lety +595

    She didn't use the Finger-slaying-blade to kill Marika, she uses it to kill the fingers that chose her as an Empyrean, the ones you find destroyed when you put the ring on her.

    • @Pikachu-qr4yb
      @Pikachu-qr4yb Před rokem +1

      Where do we find that out? I always wondered why she went to those random 2 fingers in the ground lol

    • @DepressedNousagi
      @DepressedNousagi Před rokem +79

      @@Pikachu-qr4yb its literally in the name "Fingerslayer" blade

    • @dariusandone3636
      @dariusandone3636 Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@Pikachu-qr4ybthe reason why she wanted the fingerslayer blade is to ocmpletely cut ties with the golden order(aka killing the fingers assigned to her), we helped her along the way mainly when killing the baleful shadow.

    • @Shin_FTW
      @Shin_FTW Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@Pikachu-qr4yb The weapon she wanted from the beginning, your whole quest originally, was to get the *Fingerslayer* Blade.
      The blade's description reads that it's able to bring harm "to the Greater Will and its vassals", A.K.A. the Two Fingers.
      Upon running into the Baleful Shadow at the end of the Ranni escort mission, she says to the Shadow Blaidd "Tell the Two Fingers, That Ranni the Witch cometh, *to rend thy flesh. With a fatal wound, ne'er to heal."*
      We can also deduce that she turned into a small doll version of herself to become more difficult to detect by her Two Fingers, causing her to leave her clothing behind in Renna's Rise, before taking the teleporter at the top of Renna's Rise, which is where we then find her, and why you later find her in her normal puppet-size form sitting next to her DEAD Two Fingers, without her Snow Witch outfit (because you have it).

  • @pbyn153
    @pbyn153 Před 2 lety +1094

    I am very looking forward to the “What’s the deal with Fia’s free hugs” episode. Great vid

    • @SirCrusher
      @SirCrusher Před 2 lety

      It's basically a scam to lure you into an undead pyramid scheme

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 Před 2 lety

      i thought she was chill because people said she was. i got a quest prompt from her and was like, cool, ok. but the way shes wording her sentence and the way shes saying it was kind of sussy. but elden ring people are weird, we have a blue witch doll that talks in a sexy old language so whatever, right? turns out that its D's knife, so i go tell fia, but she has nothing to say. later i go to the smithy and notice a new door opened. she peaced out after breaking the law of the round table. i hardly knew D but for a short time, but hes kinda chill. if i find wherever the fuck she went, i'll send her to the ferry of the dammed so she can molest the dead there, on her way to hell!

    • @nessessary2591
      @nessessary2591 Před rokem +19

      All it would be is a loop of hugging her in a video

    • @landofthehazymist
      @landofthehazymist Před rokem +5

      Fia talked about it like. Its her job as a deathbed companion

  • @brokenusername2557
    @brokenusername2557 Před 2 lety +3244

    Ranni is a tough woman to compromise with, first she sends you to Cleveland (calid) then to Florida (lake of rot) and then she has the audacity to say "deuces!" And dips before you get that 4 arm box

    • @ph0kused
      @ph0kused Před 2 lety +200

      It’s Calid, Australia* not Cleveland, i had to change my flight to Calid because i thought it was Cleveland but it was really dark souls Australia Calid.

    • @beansfebreeze
      @beansfebreeze Před 2 lety +175

      4 arm box absolutely sent me

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander Před 2 lety +21

      Cleveland's not too bad. Caelid is more like Los Angeles

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 Před 2 lety +141

      She also literally kills herself, TWICE, and turns herself into a doll, ALSO TWICE, before finally accepting to marry you.
      Broad may really not be into you is all I'm saying.

    • @RoyalMudcrab
      @RoyalMudcrab Před 2 lety +8

      @@ph0kused Caelid

  • @1Spriggzy1
    @1Spriggzy1 Před 2 lety +1160

    I prefer Rannis questline over Dungeater.
    Because dung is poo, and poo is disgusting. Man, I hate poo.

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 Před 2 lety +2

      Poo comes from the butt. Men have butts. Therefore, you do dungeater quest

    • @XxSLaYerZzxX
      @XxSLaYerZzxX Před 2 lety +112

      If you hate poo, why do you always carry it with you?

    • @unoriginalusername7178
      @unoriginalusername7178 Před 2 lety +167

      @@XxSLaYerZzxX it's their curse. to always carry what they hate. like poo.

    • @thekillers1stfan
      @thekillers1stfan Před 2 lety +29

      Yes but Ranni is a doll and dolls are weird murderers

    • @typicaltestr1801
      @typicaltestr1801 Před rokem +34

      I prefer dung eater because Ranni is a woman

  • @paulroche7588
    @paulroche7588 Před 2 lety +523

    Blaidd: we’re best friends now!!
    Tarnished of no renown: kills him and Marry’s his girl

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 Před 2 lety +121

      *steals your girl*
      *Kills you*
      *Leaves*
      *Doesn't elaborate*
      Sigma grindset

    • @kwikslash2998
      @kwikslash2998 Před 2 lety +95

      The doll cunny got me acting unwise

    • @luulcas_6267
      @luulcas_6267 Před 2 lety +36

      I don't think ranni is blaidd girl,it's more of a servants thing because why would Marika try to find a consort when there would be maliketh

    • @paulroche7588
      @paulroche7588 Před 2 lety +28

      @@luulcas_6267 it was a joke lol

    • @luulcas_6267
      @luulcas_6267 Před 2 lety +36

      @@paulroche7588 nothing's funnier than being 100% lore accurate to the point that it's annoying am I right

  • @theangrywig3905
    @theangrywig3905 Před 2 lety +883

    I'm pretty sure Ranni's ending is an age where the people make their own decisions without influence from the outer gods, hence why you both leave. From what I've heard the translation from Japanese to English made it sound worse than it actually was.

    • @Waywardpaladin
      @Waywardpaladin Před 2 lety +318

      Yeah, a world where people don't see the divine with their own eyes, where they will be left with just questions and doubts. But also a world where the divine won't directly interfere with their lives, and isn't a prize for them to fight over.
      Mortals will be left with no guidance, but a chance to make their own decisions.

    • @theangrywig3905
      @theangrywig3905 Před 2 lety +281

      @@Waywardpaladin she basically just made Earth 2

    • @RuthwikRao
      @RuthwikRao Před 2 lety +104

      Ranni was more or less a Sartre fan in the sense established a more existentialist system where people find their own meaning rather than it be administered by grand outside forces.

    • @ordinaryfellow2567
      @ordinaryfellow2567 Před rokem +69

      Ranni is basically Senator Armstrong.
      Get it..."Arm"strong... am so funni.

    • @mistermaxie6487
      @mistermaxie6487 Před rokem +37

      That or the Dark Moon outer god had her punk the Greater Will during their game of poker and then Ranni and the Tarnished create a new order and kingdom in space.

  • @jedsaints3648
    @jedsaints3648 Před 2 lety +1661

    Ranni is that one fellow that can narrate the entire lore of elden ring just to order a happy meal

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 Před 2 lety +74

      i'd listen

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed Před 2 lety +74

      @@TK-7193 You wouldn't have a choice.

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 Před 2 lety +51

      @@mongooseunleashed i wouldnt have it any other way

    • @xJuanRicoSuavex
      @xJuanRicoSuavex Před 2 lety +27

      That's cannon. It's in the lore.

    • @koftte
      @koftte Před rokem +13

      @@xJuanRicoSuavex *cue australian guy with orange glasses

  • @DARKNESSNAO
    @DARKNESSNAO Před 2 lety +577

    You missed the best part, if you go back to her tower and go to the top and talk with her after you complete her questline, you’ll get the ending with her saying “Dear consort” instead of “Fair consort”.
    Oh well, I guess you’ll have to play it again to do it right.

    • @DarkTark
      @DarkTark  Před 2 lety +156

      I actually did that but after I got the ending

    • @Esoteraeon
      @Esoteraeon Před 2 lety +24

      I thought she disappears from her tower at the end of the quest, when you put the ring on her

    • @thesaltypearl7163
      @thesaltypearl7163 Před 2 lety +123

      You can talk to her with the doll at the new grace that shows up in her room

    • @Esoteraeon
      @Esoteraeon Před 2 lety +22

      @@thesaltypearl7163 THANK YOU

  • @brogoyle
    @brogoyle Před rokem +97

    It’s crazy because as someone who did do this quest, I was instead guided by sorcerer rogier, I didn’t want to become a simp for ranni, but rather I did it for rogier’s sake, he was telling me how it’s a dangerous ordeal to conspire with her, but that it might be worth it, I thought that we were two scheming and shady partners in crime benefitting off of this weird sans-eyed witch lady, but he died if covid shortly after i joined her and i was on my own 😭😭😭

    • @lysander3262
      @lysander3262 Před rokem +36

      Bro think about it. You're the Elden Lord and Ranni is a God. You think she wouldn't pull some strings and bring back your bro Rogier for you? It's like that Erdtree Burial, bro, friggin' force ghosts and shit. No one's ever really gone. Like damn even Godwyn isn't even all dead. Worst case Rog' has to come back as a puppet, but it seems to work out okay for Sellen and I-Swear-I'm-Renna. Bro you and Big Hat Papa will be kickin' it in a pimped out Hold in no time. Alexander's making pizza and Goldmask brought Sm4sh.
      This is why only jerks choose Three Fingers. You can't chill with your bros when everything is on fire, bro.

    • @brogoyle
      @brogoyle Před rokem +8

      @@lysander3262 That is a beautifully said outlook. I doubt that anyone’s reviving anyone. But crap man, anything is possible, I suppose in the other ending related to rogier, the duskborn ending, he can come back as someone who lives in death too

  • @TheoJay615
    @TheoJay615 Před 2 lety +150

    "She called me a rare sort. Man, I love being called a rare sort."
    I love that line.

  • @connorhatzifotis7712
    @connorhatzifotis7712 Před 2 lety +245

    It is interesting to see how the lore ties together, Ranni has you evade taxes and oil spills, while Maliketh evades the topic of returning my damn lawnmower

  • @thekillers1stfan
    @thekillers1stfan Před 2 lety +82

    "It's mostly populated by naked guys. Normally this would be fun, but they are slaves which makes it sad." I'm dying lmao

  • @andythernda
    @andythernda Před 2 lety +208

    Small adjustment, the cursemark doesn't unlock Renna's rise. It automatically unlocks when Ranni goes to Nokstella to continue her journey. I know this because I have no sense of continuity and got the cursemark while I was taking a break from fighting good ol void boy. Your content is hilarious, keep it up

    • @MattKillua
      @MattKillua Před 2 lety +7

      Also... Blaidd's head is actually his own. He's not wearing a mask.

    • @experiencemaster1743
      @experiencemaster1743 Před rokem

      Yeah the cursemark isn't even a part of Ranni's quest, it's just that doing the death questline has you working with Ranni and instead of giving you the statue as a random gift she gives it to you saying "this will take you to what you're looing for" it was really interesting hearing the difference between serving her because you have to compared to when you want to

  • @theracingolfer3430
    @theracingolfer3430 Před 2 lety +134

    Correction: The Baleful Shadow you fought wasn't Blaidd, Iji trapped Blaidd in the evergaol Darwin was caged in and you can head there and confirm when Radahn is defeated

    • @Late0NightPC
      @Late0NightPC Před rokem +25

      Plus, while the shadow uses the same weapons and armor, it's blade has destined death imbued into it, whereas Balidd's normally has frost, further suggesting the two are entirely different people.
      Plus, once you complete Ranni's quest(the specific requirements are a bit unclear, ranging from picking up the Dark Moon Greatsword, to only needing you to walk through the barrier in Astel's boss arena that is unlocked by the Dark Moon ring)you can return to find Blaidd having defended Ranni's rise from Black Knife Assassins, but he's gone mad and attacks you, even if you never let him out of the Evergoal. If you speak with Iji after finding Blaidd in the Evergaol, he tells you that some Empyreans are given Shadows that are entirely unable to betray their master. But, in the case that an Empyrean resists the Two Fingers, their shadow will go mad, implying that the powerful shadow is meant to then kill the Empyrean to prevent any threat to the Greater Will from happening. But Blaidd, being the goodest boy that he is, is still able to hold himself together and know that he must protect and serve Ranni no matter what, he just tragically becomes unable to recognize you as an ally and attacks, thinking you are a threat to her.
      Ranni mentions that the assassins of the Two Fingers are the Baleful ShadowS, plural, meaning that they must just have a lab full of test tube furry babies to wake up and send out on missions when needed. Blaidd just happened to be given so early in Ranni's life that he developed a genuine bond with her, so when the brainwashing kicks in, he can resist it and not hunt her down, forcing them to send the backups.

    • @FlashFirePrime
      @FlashFirePrime Před rokem +7

      @@Late0NightPC I'd like to find out what Melenia and Miquella's Shadows are like

  • @thesage8348
    @thesage8348 Před 2 lety +272

    Loving these lore videos. I'm wondering when the Soldier of Godrick lore video drops.

  • @nurabrahams2238
    @nurabrahams2238 Před 2 lety +102

    I’m just now realising that Seluvis has a puppet that looks exactly like let me solo her.

    • @blackhat4206
      @blackhat4206 Před 2 lety +31

      He who started the puppet revolution, before leaving to find Malenia, blade of Miquella, with the deaths of Seluvis and Pidia… the legend himself.

    • @4Roman204
      @4Roman204 Před 2 lety +6

      I wonder if it was there before the latest update or Fromsoft put it there as a nod of appreciation.

    • @ephemeralnihilist
      @ephemeralnihilist Před 2 lety +21

      @@4Roman204 let me solo her is actually a Cosplay of jawright a day 1 puppet . Except he added uchi and rivers . But yea fromsoft basically did it first

    • @thephoenix4093
      @thephoenix4093 Před rokem +3

      @@ephemeralnihilist plot twist: his backstory is being a doll created to kill malenia

  • @michaelblevins1651
    @michaelblevins1651 Před 2 lety +31

    What I love is that blaidd isn’t actually a furry is is literally a wolf man

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry Před 2 lety +6

      isn’t that just the ultimate furry though, like Furry GX, Secret Rare Furry

    • @4Roman204
      @4Roman204 Před 2 lety +15

      The only real furry in The Lands Between is Dung Eater. Not only does he imitate an Omen (his armor is literally an Omen fursuit), but he tries to make that everyone is blessed with an Omen curse.

  • @nitrorock1023
    @nitrorock1023 Před 2 lety +386

    Honestly, your channel is quickly becoming one of my favorites. Every upload goes hard, looking forward to the next one

  • @swanaung8890
    @swanaung8890 Před 2 lety +27

    14:27 after trying to talk her 3 times, she actually response back and explain her goal.

  • @kain1799
    @kain1799 Před 2 lety +59

    The dragonkin boss fight in the siofra river well can actually be reached by one of the warp gates you can't only reach it by descending the bridge.

    • @kain1799
      @kain1799 Před 2 lety +5

      It is somewhat hidden tho as it's up a column in an area with vikings who will be shooting at you. So I understand why a decent bit of people miss it.

  • @davidcomito505
    @davidcomito505 Před rokem +52

    I got the Ranni ending without even realizing what I was doing. Sometimes I didn't get to play for a whole week and that's just about long enough for me to forget what going on in the game. Basically I just wandered around fought stuff until I got to the end and there was a blue summons for Ranni. Okay, you're welcome Ranni but I still don't know who you are or what you want.

    • @alexanderinoa7850
      @alexanderinoa7850 Před rokem +14

      Don't worry about it, the blue gash is worth it either way.

    • @GhostofTerra
      @GhostofTerra Před rokem +3

      @@alexanderinoa7850 T'au Empire in 40K be like

  • @Zach-cn4lb
    @Zach-cn4lb Před 2 lety +52

    You can get to Ainsel River Main via a coffin in Deeproot Depths too. That’s how I got there the first time, just to go to Renna’s Rise and teleport straight back

    • @SirCrusher
      @SirCrusher Před 2 lety +6

      Damn, for me it was the opposite. I defeated the valiant gargoyles and found the coffin that brought me to the deeproot depths

    • @jesustyronechrist2330
      @jesustyronechrist2330 Před rokem

      @@SirCrusher Me too, I didn't even know there was another way.

  • @AjaxTheAx
    @AjaxTheAx Před 2 lety +23

    Vaati has been real quite lately mostly because these videos go very hard and are actually canon and are true. Thanks for the lore m8. Can’t wait for the next one titled “What’s The Deal With Farum Azula?”

    • @wolfiemuse
      @wolfiemuse Před rokem +1

      “Actually canon and true” 😂

  • @Samuel-vw4yv
    @Samuel-vw4yv Před rokem +4

    “Married to the grind” is my favourite moment

  • @Kopenich
    @Kopenich Před 2 lety +28

    Guessing that most players wouldn't care because of their love for Ranni is right, but some of us most players don't care because we're attracted to the Darkmoon blade and loyally committed

    • @mrlaz9011
      @mrlaz9011 Před rokem +6

      I did it for Blaidd, since he's such a good boi.

    • @JannJmalki-wt1ds
      @JannJmalki-wt1ds Před 9 měsíci

      In version 1.0 the darkmoon greatsword is actually dogwater, but now that i've updated my game its my fav weapon

    • @luxaeterna365
      @luxaeterna365 Před 5 měsíci

      It's probably the best and most powerful "Moonlight Greatsword" in all the souls

  • @ironiccaesar178
    @ironiccaesar178 Před 2 lety +42

    Damn, your vids are useful, full of lore and full of those sound effects i freaking love

  • @jadelunaire1884
    @jadelunaire1884 Před 2 lety +95

    But did you get your lawnmower back?
    More seriously good video and memes, some point to correct however:
    1 The bateful shadow is not blaidd but an assassin send by the two finger who disguised himself as blaidd (you can find his black wolf mask).
    2 Ranni use the fingerslayer blade to kill her designed two finger, the one who washed his hand too many times. Thus allowing her to be freed of her fate designed by the greater will, being the next vessel for the elden beast. But allowing her to enact her fate as a carian and daugther of Rennala of the full moon, and being able to free marika from her fate and yeeting all outer gods from the lands between and shielding the lands between of their influence. And finally, getting herself among the stars with her consort (you lucky fellow) to put the fight to the outer gods, kicking their asses in their own realm.
    3 One important part, it is Marika herself who sent the black knifes assassins to kill Godwyn, probably to enact her galaxybrain plan to free Ranni's influence of the greater will, free Melania (her secret daughter) influence of the greater will as well, allowing Godfrey to burn the Erdtree later with the help of Melania and killing Maliketh, Radagon and the Elden Beast, negating the influence of the greater will, maybe she even expected Ranni to enact her destiny, freeing the lands between from all outer gods influence forever. Problem, you did it and not Godfrey as it was planned.

    • @konadoggeh
      @konadoggeh Před 2 lety +14

      First two points are absolutely correct but what are the sources for the third point? We know Marika is Radagon (though they had differing plans apparently), but from what we know I thought that Marika seemed distraught over Godwyn's death?

    • @ashrunzeda4099
      @ashrunzeda4099 Před 2 lety +2

      Man, the second point essentially is just bloodborne. But you start as a god that hunts other bigger gods.

    • @aaayjay
      @aaayjay Před 2 lety +1

      The first two points are correct but where did you come up with the third point

    • @robertspeedwagon982
      @robertspeedwagon982 Před 2 lety

      Are you high on Elden Lean ? That third point is complete madness 🤣

    • @blackhat4206
      @blackhat4206 Před 2 lety +3

      It is stated that the Black Knife Assassins had close ties to Marika, and hailed from the same land of the Numen. Though it is never explicitly stated that she was involved with the death of Godwyn, it could be the case. Marika was certainly pulling a lot of strings and directing events behind the scenes in many aspects, but I don’t know about that one.

  • @gibraltar2843
    @gibraltar2843 Před 2 lety +27

    You are genuinely the first CZcamsr that has made me laugh out loud in years. I’m super stressed right now because of finals but man you really make life easier. You and your content are hilarious and amazing. Thank you.

    • @insertnamehere7679
      @insertnamehere7679 Před 2 lety

      you dont watch enough youtube

    • @gibraltar2843
      @gibraltar2843 Před 2 lety +3

      @@insertnamehere7679 I’ve watched enough math and biology videos for college to last several lifetimes. I got more shit to do my mans 🗿

    • @insertnamehere7679
      @insertnamehere7679 Před 2 lety

      @@gibraltar2843 just saying there are plenty of funny folk

  • @TheOneWithNoFNnick
    @TheOneWithNoFNnick Před 2 lety +16

    Good video, even though I think there was a bit missing in regards to Blaidd. When you go to Nokron, you can find a message at the hole. The figure of Blaidd shows up and reads something like 'there's a traitor taken care of. Don't wait for me, head to Nokron. I'll catch up.' Then go to Iji, you can ask where Blaidd is. Iji will tell you that Blaidd has something else to do. Go back to the Forlorn Hound Evergaol. You'll hear a howl and Blaidd will tell you that Iji put him in there. He doesn't know why but wants you to release him. Go back to Iji and ask him why Blaidd is locked away. He will then tell you that he thinks Blaidd is a threat to Ranni.
    Also the Blaidd mask you can find behind Seluvis' Rise (?) says that the assassins sent for Ranni masked as Blaidd, so I don't think the baleful shadow was Blaidd, but what Ranni said. An assassin sent by the Two Fingers to kill her.

  • @syd9334
    @syd9334 Před 2 lety +31

    Every single video you have posted since the dung eater is just a masterpiece, i find myself watching them 3 or 4 times just to see if missed any edit, love your stuff!

  • @GrumpyDadGaming
    @GrumpyDadGaming Před 2 lety +56

    Another epic masterpiece from the new lore master. That Silent Hill 2 music was the perfect addition 👌

  • @Sin05269
    @Sin05269 Před 2 lety +3

    "Like all beautiful and mysterious creatures in From Software games, you kill it dead."

  • @ph0kused
    @ph0kused Před 2 lety +15

    The Ranni doll is water resistant, so you can take it in the shower by the way.

  • @JKJK-xf9ou
    @JKJK-xf9ou Před rokem +7

    Unironically I did find ijis voice very soothing and came to love him as a character

  • @clouddistrictgang24
    @clouddistrictgang24 Před 2 lety +20

    fun fact: in Hindi "ranni" translate to queen

  • @lionheart6176
    @lionheart6176 Před rokem +4

    i wait with baited breath for a "Whats the deal with goldmask"

  • @ricketyanthony
    @ricketyanthony Před 2 lety +26

    19:07 It was probably the Nameless Eternal City, the third underground city that is destroyed and has no stars. You find it the Deeproot Depths

    • @SaaScofagus
      @SaaScofagus Před 2 lety +3

      When you reach that place "This is my kingdom come" starts playing on loop.

  • @johnfairweather7012
    @johnfairweather7012 Před 2 lety +23

    So anyone else think that maybe one of the reasons a lot of people choose to go with Ranni ending is because one of the first things you are told is you don't have a maiden? I know most players chose Ranni end from a pole I participated in, but it would be funny if there was a sort of subliminal message to pick it

    • @NathienSK
      @NathienSK Před 2 lety +20

      It also is a proper questline. Default ending is just kill bosses in your path to end the game. Dungeater and Fia are harder to follow. Goldmask requires specific build (or respec) and doesn't feel like it is going to affect ending or.. anything.

    • @ravingtac0896
      @ravingtac0896 Před rokem +1

      I just really like the sword

    • @emismpunk
      @emismpunk Před rokem +2

      Honestly I think most people pick it, as it’s portrayed as the most “correct” or at least the most “appealing” ending.
      A long/fleshed out questline, “happiest ending” (debatable), Moonlight sword (one of the best and most iconic weapons of the franchise), interesting/lovable side characters (Blaidd, Iji), locked/hidden areas (that may take longer to reach or impossible otherwise), and of course marriage.
      With as much effort that fromsoft put into Ranni’s questline, I really believe they intended it to be the canon one.
      I personally only did it for the sweet, sweet items though and could care less about Ranni herself.

  • @cosmocourtois3345
    @cosmocourtois3345 Před 2 lety +5

    I've been absolutely adoring your Elden Ring content. One of the only channels that makes me laugh nowadays, keep it up.

  • @academiconaoinstruido57573

    I love the fact that this video is basically a walkthrough to Ranni's Quest
    Great work!! 🌠

  • @MattGraceGolf
    @MattGraceGolf Před rokem +2

    "tasked me to hangout with my bestfriend" made me laugh so hard lol

  • @OfAndalu5
    @OfAndalu5 Před 2 lety +3

    Ffs, I just got to Nokron and now every time I see a blob all I can think about is "BP oil spills"

  • @H3yItsLee
    @H3yItsLee Před 2 lety +10

    Your Elden Ring videos are incredible and hilarious! Keep up the great work!

  • @ayaanpathan7169
    @ayaanpathan7169 Před 2 lety +1

    I love your style of talking. It's really chill, and somehow still manages to be hilarious and entertaining. I can totally just chill with some chips and watch your vids.

  • @johnnylaw8168
    @johnnylaw8168 Před 2 lety +1

    These Elden Ring videos are amazing. Looking forward to the next one. You’ve earned your subscribers.

  • @ScourgedGaming
    @ScourgedGaming Před rokem +3

    I loved her questline and the NPCs involved. By the end of it I was incredibly emotionally attached to a good portion of them and had experienced a solid portion of the game through her quests. 10/10 would recommend

  • @GeckoDX
    @GeckoDX Před 2 lety +4

    Bruh, this is literally the best elsen ring lore video I've seen. I realised i only did like 10% of rannis questline stuff so thats why it felt so rushed. Everyone speaks in riddles so i zone out and end up skipping a lot of stuff lol.

  • @mahmoudmesleh1095
    @mahmoudmesleh1095 Před rokem

    Love your content
    Keep it up
    I will be waiting on your next videos
    Until then I will keep rewatching your older ones

  • @Itssaxman
    @Itssaxman Před 2 lety

    I’m excited to see what you do with the chaos lore!! Great vid btw^^

  • @traylax8937
    @traylax8937 Před 2 lety +5

    From humor to editing, everything about this was hilarious

  • @teaser452
    @teaser452 Před 2 lety +3

    This video is literally better then any quest guide ever. It’s legit so detailed, not boring and entertaining

  • @18Elitegamer
    @18Elitegamer Před 9 měsíci +1

    17:44 “it just happens” how lovely.

  • @kasperissimo
    @kasperissimo Před 2 lety +2

    I can feel you will blow up soon, the quality of your videos is insane to keep up the sigma grind

  • @peterdumpel5729
    @peterdumpel5729 Před rokem +8

    So Miyazaki both knows players loathe poison swamps, but he "can't help himself" and he "suddenly realised I'm in the middle of making one". "It just happens". (17:43)

    • @peterdumpel5729
      @peterdumpel5729 Před rokem +3

      >be me, Miyazaki
      >minding my own business
      >suddenly realise I'm in the process of creating a poison swamp
      >mfw

  • @BublegorENG
    @BublegorENG Před 2 lety +9

    Time for another banger

  • @anarkin6227
    @anarkin6227 Před 2 lety

    Bro I found ur channel yesterday and already have watched all of ur vids that have commentary and dude ITS SO GOOD I NEED MORE OF IT!

    • @anarkin6227
      @anarkin6227 Před 2 lety

      Also, are you looking for anyone to play games with? I think you’d be pretty fun to play with

  • @ILike2KillYou
    @ILike2KillYou Před 2 lety

    Ever since the Dung Eater video ive been hooked to this channel and the gems you put out

  • @wiisportsmatt9775
    @wiisportsmatt9775 Před 2 lety +6

    In my first play-through I legitimately almost cried when i saw Iji dead like that.

  • @Spookybluelights
    @Spookybluelights Před 2 lety +12

    I'll have you know my husband is an *actual* werewolf, he definitely *is not* just some dude in a costume.

  • @Snhitzell
    @Snhitzell Před 2 lety +1

    Damn, this video is the quality I was expecting for. It looks nice on my resume!

  • @Darksaige
    @Darksaige Před rokem

    30 second in on my first video of yours and I'm subbing. This dialog is GOLDEN

  • @danieladams1752
    @danieladams1752 Před 2 lety +4

    AY THAT THUMBNAIL OUTTA POCKET

  • @kevinaraizasuarez5196
    @kevinaraizasuarez5196 Před 2 lety +8

    I'm surprised not everyone knows of "flame, cleanse me" it's an incantation cures all debuffs, all of them, simply equipo that and your favorite casting item and you can go through any posion/blight/etc. infested area easily. Works better if you have more fp.

  • @paulroche7588
    @paulroche7588 Před rokem

    Tark I’m starving for the Fia quest line video!! I do have to say subscribing to your channel helped me get the job I’ve been wanting!!! My resume is fire now and it’s all thanks to you

  • @dougantelope5013
    @dougantelope5013 Před 5 měsíci

    totally binging all your whats the deal videos, so funny 💀

  • @Emma_2Banks
    @Emma_2Banks Před rokem +5

    I have come back to watch this video multiple times, it’s so good and funny! That’s canon, it’s in the lore.

  • @hollygonie2766
    @hollygonie2766 Před 2 lety +3

    7:30 i Can't 💀😂😂

  • @HoseB932
    @HoseB932 Před rokem

    Ngl, this vid alone, gets you my sub.
    An absolute laugh throughout this vid.
    Thank you sir

  • @delulu4996
    @delulu4996 Před rokem +1

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you man!

  • @andersonborges5377
    @andersonborges5377 Před rokem +6

    The english dub and sub of Ranni's questline has a lot of errors, which may lead to think that her ending is bad, when it's actually pretty good and selfless

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 Před 2 lety +77

    Still disappointed at the fact that we can't marry the Dung Eater.
    Guess I'll settle for the bang Ranni cutscene

    • @mahmud7645
      @mahmud7645 Před 2 lety +14

      Well, you can turn him into a doll. And it is heavily implied that Selvius… has… his way with them soooooooooooo whats stopping you?

  • @qtee2332
    @qtee2332 Před rokem

    man i found this channel lastnight and i am loving it

  • @vektor451
    @vektor451 Před rokem

    your choice of music is so good bro

  • @RealEvilLordExdeath
    @RealEvilLordExdeath Před 2 lety +34

    Simple explained:
    The deal with Ranni is, do her Quest to get her stuff, then bless the world with the fell curse in the dung eaters name.
    Defile them with care

  • @mllrd
    @mllrd Před 2 lety +6

    I'm probably making this my go-to ending just like I made lord of hollows my go-to in ds3 because by comparison Ranni's story/ending feels so much more unique than the other options in the game

  • @acheros4281
    @acheros4281 Před 2 lety +1

    i am in love with your series lol better than prepare to cry man

  • @roland8357
    @roland8357 Před 2 lety

    Glad I found the channel! Great vids!

  • @1d3rdude
    @1d3rdude Před 2 lety +23

    Her quest line is also mistranslated. Basically, she takes the greater will to fly around space so it cant control the lands between anymore. She is the true hero.

    • @timetrnr7380
      @timetrnr7380 Před 2 lety +3

      This is false. The translation is done by professionals and is translated for sense. It is not a literal translation. Ranni's ending is still worse than the Age of Perfect Order.

    • @1d3rdude
      @1d3rdude Před 2 lety +4

      @@timetrnr7380 czcams.com/video/sS08xpL0m8U/video.html There are literal articles. The translation lost the original meaning.

    • @Devin7Eleven
      @Devin7Eleven Před 2 lety +3

      @@1d3rdude Order > nihilistic Ranni ending

    • @Itssaxman
      @Itssaxman Před 2 lety +4

      @@Devin7Eleven based of frenzied flame > order

    • @saulgoodmangaming1
      @saulgoodmangaming1 Před rokem

      @@Devin7Eleven don’t care, the loathsome dung eater is a better character

  • @victorycry8849
    @victorycry8849 Před 2 lety +8

    This game has so much shit. When he said there was more to Nokron, I thought he was gonna mention that you can light the flames in the forest to fight that deer boss. I had no clue that there was an entire other city you can access for another whole quest line.

    • @elevenAD
      @elevenAD Před 2 lety +1

      there are two deer bosses in that area!

  • @AmaterasuCG
    @AmaterasuCG Před 2 lety

    I've done this quest line 3 times lmao so loved the commentary

  • @Xhiiki
    @Xhiiki Před rokem

    10/10 editing and humorous walkthrough

  • @cheeseyboi1677
    @cheeseyboi1677 Před 2 lety +5

    Thank you for the food king

  • @vic-2056
    @vic-2056 Před 2 lety +4

    The true prepare to cry is that malekith never gave back the lawnmower. Can't have shit in the lands in between.

  • @sargentpunisher691
    @sargentpunisher691 Před rokem

    The editing was awesome 😂😂😂

  • @sambobaggins9188
    @sambobaggins9188 Před 9 měsíci

    Bro, you crack me up. Love your stuff hahaha

  • @samsquatch7579
    @samsquatch7579 Před rokem +3

    I hope you resume this series. I really wanna see what happens with Fia’s questline’s ending

  • @johndiel6080
    @johndiel6080 Před 2 lety +3

    I got her ending yesterday and it was so fun and worth it. Took me about 13 hours to complete. Blaidds great sword is so OP I honestly like it better than the dark moon great sword

  • @prototypeg4498
    @prototypeg4498 Před 2 lety

    Dude honestly you're really hilarious and your videos are amazing

  • @name-os8kl
    @name-os8kl Před 2 lety +1

    When a video is so good that when I was going to hit the like buttom I realize I've already hited it some time ago. Watching for the 2nd time and still enjoying it.

  • @budazenYT
    @budazenYT Před 2 lety +9

    All I care about is big funne witch hat 😌

  • @TheElevenFirst
    @TheElevenFirst Před 2 lety +6

    Nah whats that thumbnail bro

  • @spiriteusmjir4941
    @spiriteusmjir4941 Před 2 lety +1

    -hear's KH Virtual Twilight Town battle theme in background while still 4mins in video-
    "Wait, why is this in there?"
    -realized it fits for breaking the fourth wall quickly like meeting Ranni sooner as Roxanne figured he's in virtual simulation-

  • @ImNotAMageImAWizard
    @ImNotAMageImAWizard Před 2 lety +1

    I love the use of the other promise because you're fighting a shadow *Blaide* and Roxas at least in KH2 and before KH3 or DDD is a shadow of sorts to Sora. It's fits really good basically so good on ya