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the blood in people's crotches when you find the seedbed curse lead me to believe...... he eats arse...... hard

I lost my virginity in stormviel castle. It was not pleasant

benefits of becoming a knight of mohg: -fucking broken map edges that result in absurdly powerful rune farms accessible in the early game that's it

What is the song at 15:50?

Bro someone please tell me the song at 15:40

I cried during the bridge cutscene, most emotional one in the game ❤

1:53 that dungeon is why I am NEVER playing smt4a ever again

Because I have terrible eyesight, my brain reads "Messmer, Marika and Miquella" as "Markiplier". Markiplier is not canon. He is absent from the lore.

YOYOGI KOEN!

i too eat shit on a daily basis

Thank u about throwing shade at fextra life, it sucks ass. Why dont they just have a fandom

I love how if you didn’t watch the video you would have no idea what locations were on the tier list

Dang I was so sure Miquella was transforming into a giant pigeon

Does anybody know song name at 7:13 ?

Augh, we gonna have to deal with some cucoon mofo in the DLC? Hell nah

I just wanted to say jesus loves you he's changed my life and all the better he can change yours to because he loves you and died for your sins come to him and be saved and experience his love he'll always be by your side embrace christ as he wishes to know you god bless❤❤,,,,..

Leave Godrick alone, he's trying his best

No way Marika becoming Radagon is reference to Griffith being a femboy

They charging me 10000 golden runes a month for rent in copenhagen dawg😤 That shit won’t fly

Malenia in lore is a piece of shit

0:08 finally somebody said it she is pitiful

“The mythical bang dung eater quest line” I love every time you said it 😂

If we “fight a god”, it’ll be the god’s representative. We never actually fight gods in the game. Even the Elden Beast is just a representative of the Greater Will.

I love chop gobs

I never, ever thought I'd see a picture of the Cross Rd men in black cutout in a youtube video about elden ring but here I fucking am

I just realized after all this time the video's been out. But the glintstone rock in astel and the fallingstar beast is their eye.

8:24 I’m so glad I’m not the only one who talks about how stupid it is that she heals, and there’s no lord explanation for it 💀 like it just exists

I thought he was going to be a gigantic boss battle lol.

Hahahahqa this is f hilarious. Good valid video. Good video

What if marika got a parking ticket and thats why she had to leave the land of shadow

16:59 Pretty sure he fuckin called it

Daaaamnn at 8:25 u really got moghed

Why wouldn't they just make a new game instead making it a dlc

Never seen Margeet’s fart attack before 1:31

This guy is definitely a hipster that hates on popular things 😂

This guy has the worst fashion souls imaginable jesus 😂

‘Also the underpaid cashier punches you in the face’ Sounds like an authentic McDonald’s experience. Can’t wait to get the Miyazaki meal

And i thought kenji was worse

my resume still looks good, thanks

7:00-7:10 holy fuck. Thats actually a really interesting theory 🤔

Virgin vaatividiya viewer versus Chad dark tark lore enthusiast

Came in expecting a buncha memes, but actually pretty interesting hypotheses you got there.

I love the fart 💨 sounds shoehorned into everything

Coulda warned me bout it being a secret ending. You woulda saved me

I love darktark cause he’ll bring up a super important lore part and then use it as a segway for something random and funny, i mean he literally just talked about pigeons for 5 minutes

Yo Tark you should totally give Silent Hill 2 a story recap in your "kind of right but completely wrong" style, I think it would be excellent.

Mesmer the impaler? More like Mesmer, son of Marika getting "impaled" by someone else, am I right?

I love u darktark and I will never marry a women a men or a dragon or myself

Wait. The release date is June 21. June is the 6th month of the year. Meaning 6/21. 621 is a common website used often for art that depicts a culture of anthropomorphic animals also known as Furrys. Meaning Furrys may be vital to the plot.

Proves that SMT people can fight the Pink Plague Duo, while the Persona protags are forced to do nothing but suffer their cringe.